Added: 2 years ago
From: JPizzle1122
Views: 511,645
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (4,374)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Comment removed

  • Worst Fart? I shit my pants when it happened

  • haha i just farted

  • rofl kids in my school would do that it happened more than 4 times in the school cafeteria 

  • Most embarrasing fart: I was sitting on a tile floor in a large group of people at my camp. We were in the middle of hearing the rules for a game we were going to play when I accidently let one rip. By accident (and instict) I happened to yell "It wasn't me!". In a split second, everyone in the room was staring at me, and the kid I had a crush on was sitting right next to me, looking completely lost for words.

    And there you have it. You guys are awesome, BTW. :D

  • I farted in church unintentionally...twice.

    Worst-Case scenario to me would be the SATs...or a six-figure job interview.

  • why is there a dildo chillin by a toaster at the beginning

  • dual tone fart from riley??

  • jons funny:)

  • Hey, Jackie looked just like the same microwave as I got 

  • in the 5th grade it was the first or third day i sat down and fffffffffffffaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr­rrrttttttttt it was really embarassing

  • at 4:03 jory has a hole really close to his junk..........wat do u think its from? :O

  • i luv how riley just sits in it in victory and is so proud of himself for farting on command like my bro XD

    "its like the prostaite exam from hell right here" lol

  • Who else noticed the dildo next to the toaster?

  • Classy

  • lol when i took fcat in 5th grade i was just taking a test until FFFFAAAARRRRTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

    it was so ambarissing but nobody said anything cause it was a test :P

  • "It smells like burnt asshole... Strangely I like it" owo

  • why is there a penis model on there table...

  • @Zeladaar its called a dildoand its there to get microwaved

  • Poll: A 7 second wet fart.

  • lol, rate five stars. Old School Videos FTW

  • I found a fart bomb at my old school

  • hahaha it smells like burn a**hole ,i like it

  • Thumbs Up If You Fated While Watching This

  • @lifesaver7111 i think you meant to say fart not fate

  • When I farted in church

  • I FARTED SO LOUD AT A FUNERAL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @coolmanz24 SO HAVE I !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • when i was 6 a made a fart so big i souned like PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Did they ever microwave the dildo?

  • @miikewazowskii no they keep it for there pleasure

  • he would have a dildo on the table

  • omg!!!! you guys totally made my shitty day (lol) totally awesome!!!! I THANK YOU!!!!

  • 499,001st viewer FTW!!!

  • Poll: When i farted while kissing my gf

  • omg? hot fart?

  • i was the 499,000 viewer wtf

  • @drewsoulman hey i was to?

  • same

  • the most embarrassing fart of my life is every day

  • Thumbs up if u watched this in 2011!

  • poll: the one i did on stage at a concert

  • I am the 499000 viewer

  • I used to fart hard... then i took an arrow to the knee

  • poll:i once farted so hard that they had to evactuate the city and i just farted while typing this up and had to evacuate my room

  • i was honored to be the 500,000 viewer

  • dildo

    

  • if you havnt yet microwave a watermellon with a firecracker

  • POLL: The funniest fart ever dealt by me: in the middle of the night, my 3 yr old (at the time) daughter sleeping in my bed with me --very soundly too-- I farted and it WOKE HER UP and she cried, "MOMMYYY why couldn't you go over there and fart?!" She couldn't stand to be in her own bed but she ran to her bed and slept there the rest of the night. I couldn't stop laughing!

  • IT IS SPONGE BOB!!!!!!!! GET IT RITE IM 12 AND I LOVE SPONGEBOB

  • @johnnyhillman3 if you want them to get it right then maybe you should spell "right" correctly

  • poll: i once farted so bad we had to clear an assembly it was that bad :D

  • lol my cat just sneized 20 times in my face and now my eyes burn

  • @norman9127 ?...lol Random comment lol...?

  • i saw a dildo on the table by the toaster

  • Poll: I farted so hard I killed an unfortunate mosquito that was hovering above my ass.

  • QUEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • im suprised this wasn't the worst smell,it smells like rotten eggs and cat vomit

  • this wasnt one of m farts but i was there it was when dad was in court and dropped something and bent over to get something and leterip (on accident) and it was BIG

  • i think the last episode will be 'is it a good idea to microwave a nuclear weapon?'

  • at 0:12 funny

    

  • at 1:12 funny

  • *****

  • Comment removed

  • TRUE STORY: I was at an after school program. It was a Friday so we got the ice cream truck and aparently Friday is my allowance day so I bought 3 for a dollar. I shot the first two. I made them go off outside. They stunk like butt because of the sulfur. I went to the library and into a certain room. My friends put a nice little chair in front of me so I could set the bomb down there. So, we ran out and started giggling like crazy. My friends had to clean it up,and we had a good memory.

  • my worst fart is at some random wedding lol

  • I farted so loud someone heard it on the floor below me.

  • whats really funny is 2:12-2:26

  • Poll: My dad farted on a plastic bench in a crowded restaurant and everyone heard it. It was terrible because I almost choked to death, but it was worth it.

  • 0:20

    VENTALATION IS KEY!

  • put fart bombs in your schools vents no more school for a while

  • poll:while looking at the comments

  • dildo//

  • question: whos ever farted in baptism water?

  • poll me and my friend farted at the same time taking a piss in the school toilets

  • Poll: I farted so epicly, The couch vibrated and my mom was on it^^

  • i sharted on a doctor's hand as he removed his cold, proctological finger...

    so cold...

    so... cold.....

  • best job in the world!

  • 5Star

  • DILDOOOOOOOO YEA DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO

    BIG DICKS YAY PROTECT UR BUTTHOLES AT NIGHT

  • "Whoever smelt it dealt it" "if you said the rhyme, you did the crime" ;)

  • DILDO

  • 3:32 I read that was "Express Cock"

  • poll: when me and 2 other people farted within 5 seconds of eachother......

  • You should start making The Microwave Show again, it was really funny.

  • dildo!!!! LMAO

    

  • get the damn dildo off the table this is a family show

  • lolz i was farting while watching this

  • @Bilaal26 same here ...lol

  • LOL FART BOMBS

  • /watch?v=3SyEOr988cY

    Fail!

  • cool

  • Problem is, some people put like 50 in the cafe and it smells like shit dying from the smell of shit

  • You guys should have squeezed the fart bomb first, and let it expand, and see how the gas inside reacts to the microwaves.

  • only squirrels like roasted nuts

  • poll: wen a friend was doing something in front of the class room and said' do you think this is just a joke?! like a fart or something?!' and i accidently farted laughing :/

  • my dad sometimes have one of those farts called "flaming fart juice" and when im at home i fart so hard my uncle calls it "rolling thunder"

  • poll: during reading class, i farted so hard, the room shook.

  • "Why do you keep restarting it? That's like giving it more juice." You guys honestly kill me hahaha

  • i went into a convenience store and pranked the place by setting off all the fart bombs. after that they stopped selling them there.

  • about 2 years ago, someone set a stick bomb off on the second floor of the schools MAIN building and it literally smelt like burnt asshole. even when you put your shirt over your nose you still smelt it, and it spread everywhere. that day sucked

  • Comment removed

  • did anyone notice the dil do next to the toaster?

  • Poll: I Farted so hard, Japan had another Tsunami.

  • Poll: In first grade, my teacher was talking and said "So then he said-" *bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbppp­pppppppppttttttttttttttt* *squeak*

  • Poll: I farted so hard, I made a dent in a chair.

  • Pole: when i farted in the middle of class and everyone was quiet and when they herd it they were like who did that and like what the hell

  • Damn I thought of what it would smell like and i almost threw up.

  • Well if it's a vagina it's a qweef bomb

  • My bf let off like three of them in the hallway at school last year. I was so ticked, I couldn't get to Spanish. No one could. It was terrible. I'm still mad at him for that but I love him.

  • thumbs up for the dildo

  • Poll: I was in class taking my State test and While every one was busy it was quiet then a huge fart came out of me :/

  • poll: In the movie theater before the movie started and when everyone was quiet and I gave a Superman fart.

  • i farted during a speech

  • Nice dildo.

  • answer: in math class during a lecture! :s

  • Microwave*

  • I have the same microewave!

  • you should try roasting nuts

  • WHAT THE FK WHIT THE DILDY

  • who ever disliked this doesnt like to fart, youre weird

  • "Looks like he shot a bullet out of his anus" LOLED MY ASS OFF

  • microwave that dildo

  • @ImAtrolI

    they already did.

  • @internetakias1 THEY D I D! ?? :O!

  • @ImAtrolI

    Yeah, go to their channel and search dildo.

  • making out with my girl friend

  • lol dildo on table

  • 3:27 You are strange.

  • we did a prank at our school with those we had like 200 hundred of them lol

  • @travjohn2010 No you didn't....

  • i can smell that from here! lol

  • it looks like one big mound of blooughhu!

  • Do weed, 4:20.

  • noooooooooo!!!! dont do it

  • pull my finger!!

  • This video contains explosive farts.

  • poll: when i farted in the middle of the computer lab when everyone was quiet

  • fuck stick

  • - the brown stuff has stuck to me - yeah, i've heard that before

    LOL

  • Poor Jackie... shes in a better place now.... R.I.P.... FCKING PEANUT BUTTER!

  • lol i thought it was a bad idea at first

  • youtube didnt take this off cause off the dildo wow im surprised

  • Poll: when i farted at a furnual at a moment of silence

  • y does he sound like quagmire?

  • SERIOUSLY, whats with the dildo?!?

  • Ok Thats It Microwave A HUUGGEEE THing of tinfoil

  • Back in highschool i brough afew fart bombs to school to give to my friends, and during science class i went to sit down and 1 of them started to activate in my pocket ( i guess it was cause i might have sat on it or something i dunno) but anyway i didnt know what to do with it so i quickly walked to the back of the room and threw it in one of the garbages. haha..o man. needless to say our class and the one across from us had to spend the hour and a half in the library, and...i got suspended lol

  • O.S.H.A occupation safety and health administration

  • I FARTED FOR 10 SECONDS WHEN I WACHED IT

  • dildo

    

  • WOW (fart)!

  • last day of school middle of studyhall i just ripped one soo bad i cuda swore i needed new pants oh and it smelled pretty bad too

  • When I was doing a test at school after everyone got quiet.

    It smelled, everyone laughed at me, I didn't study, and I somehow got a 101 A++.

    It was a fucked up day,

  • Queef bombs?

  • dunno about farts but I once made what I thought was gonna be a quiet burp while the class was reading and it disrupted everyone. Pretty embarresing.

  • i once made a big fart in school that was embarrasing!!!

  • every morning i fart a mini nuke!!(when i fart u hear in the background huston....we hawe a problem!! thumbs up if you fart wen you wake up in the morning!!

  • no body likes roasted ass

  • it was fun the first 141 times :(

  • some guy let off a silent fart in my math class my senior year of high school. it smelled so bad that I suggested that everyone leave the room an put up a sign saying "Danger, Toxic Fumes" and put a sign on the guy labeled "Biohazard"

  • @Superdeath25 and that same guy let off another one a different day so bad i had to move to another seat. At least it put me behind my favorite Mexican person

  • Lololololol

  • I <3 the awesome allstate commercial XD

  • Is it a good idea to microwave liquid ass?

  • haha hilarious:)

    

  • LOL! XD

  • I Did That at my school! :) --- Sent From jpizzle1122's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Lol I love this. --- Sent From jpizzle1122's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • I remember a day back in high school I was in a hall of a building that had science labs in it and it was lunch time and our next class was in one of the labs. This this guy in second year came in and let off two fart bombs. Really horrible smell. However, we got out of going to the class as no one could bear to be near the smell. Seems they do have a good purpose.

  • I was in a hospital waiting room as I was finding it sore to breathe and needed checked. While waiting, I tried everything to stop it, but let out a "silent but deadly" fart, really stank. Worst about it was, the waiting room was full of about 20 people and a few seconds after it happened, the fire alarm went off! Thought it was my fault! Luckily I found out a minute later that some nurses on break had burned toast and they opened the door of the room they were in and black smoke came out.

  • IT LOOKS LIKE BLEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • why am i watching this..?