Most embarrasing fart: I was sitting on a tile floor in a large group of people at my camp. We were in the middle of hearing the rules for a game we were going to play when I accidently let one rip. By accident (and instict) I happened to yell "It wasn't me!". In a split second, everyone in the room was staring at me, and the kid I had a crush on was sitting right next to me, looking completely lost for words.
And there you have it. You guys are awesome, BTW. :D
POLL: The funniest fart ever dealt by me: in the middle of the night, my 3 yr old (at the time) daughter sleeping in my bed with me --very soundly too-- I farted and it WOKE HER UP and she cried, "MOMMYYY why couldn't you go over there and fart?!" She couldn't stand to be in her own bed but she ran to her bed and slept there the rest of the night. I couldn't stop laughing!
read dont laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking of something you really really want. Because this is astounding. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes after they read the mail so I thought what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suesss cat in the hat, he will grant you with one wish make your wish when the countdown is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! If you send this to 10 videos within the hour your wish will come true
this wasnt one of m farts but i was there it was when dad was in court and dropped something and bent over to get something and leterip (on accident) and it was BIG
TRUE STORY: I was at an after school program. It was a Friday so we got the ice cream truck and aparently Friday is my allowance day so I bought 3 for a dollar. I shot the first two. I made them go off outside. They stunk like butt because of the sulfur. I went to the library and into a certain room. My friends put a nice little chair in front of me so I could set the bomb down there. So, we ran out and started giggling like crazy. My friends had to clean it up,and we had a good memory.
Poll: My dad farted on a plastic bench in a crowded restaurant and everyone heard it. It was terrible because I almost choked to death, but it was worth it.
poll: wen a friend was doing something in front of the class room and said' do you think this is just a joke?! like a fart or something?!' and i accidently farted laughing :/
about 2 years ago, someone set a stick bomb off on the second floor of the schools MAIN building and it literally smelt like burnt asshole. even when you put your shirt over your nose you still smelt it, and it spread everywhere. that day sucked
My bf let off like three of them in the hallway at school last year. I was so ticked, I couldn't get to Spanish. No one could. It was terrible. I'm still mad at him for that but I love him.
Back in highschool i brough afew fart bombs to school to give to my friends, and during science class i went to sit down and 1 of them started to activate in my pocket ( i guess it was cause i might have sat on it or something i dunno) but anyway i didnt know what to do with it so i quickly walked to the back of the room and threw it in one of the garbages. haha..o man. needless to say our class and the one across from us had to spend the hour and a half in the library, and...i got suspended lol
every morning i fart a mini nuke!!(when i fart u hear in the background huston....we hawe a problem!! thumbs up if you fart wen you wake up in the morning!!
some guy let off a silent fart in my math class my senior year of high school. it smelled so bad that I suggested that everyone leave the room an put up a sign saying "Danger, Toxic Fumes" and put a sign on the guy labeled "Biohazard"
@Superdeath25 and that same guy let off another one a different day so bad i had to move to another seat. At least it put me behind my favorite Mexican person
I remember a day back in high school I was in a hall of a building that had science labs in it and it was lunch time and our next class was in one of the labs. This this guy in second year came in and let off two fart bombs. Really horrible smell. However, we got out of going to the class as no one could bear to be near the smell. Seems they do have a good purpose.
I was in a hospital waiting room as I was finding it sore to breathe and needed checked. While waiting, I tried everything to stop it, but let out a "silent but deadly" fart, really stank. Worst about it was, the waiting room was full of about 20 people and a few seconds after it happened, the fire alarm went off! Thought it was my fault! Luckily I found out a minute later that some nurses on break had burned toast and they opened the door of the room they were in and black smoke came out.
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O Yeah! Why did i smell it all the way here?!! HA?!! Answer tha... Oh Wait... My Mistake :'S
SirFlodaReltih 1 day ago
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SirFlodaReltih 1 day ago
Worst Fart? I shit my pants when it happened
TheMrpanda54 2 days ago
haha i just farted
XxChase27xX 2 days ago
rofl kids in my school would do that it happened more than 4 times in the school cafeteria
HelloLoveSpeaking 4 days ago
Most embarrasing fart: I was sitting on a tile floor in a large group of people at my camp. We were in the middle of hearing the rules for a game we were going to play when I accidently let one rip. By accident (and instict) I happened to yell "It wasn't me!". In a split second, everyone in the room was staring at me, and the kid I had a crush on was sitting right next to me, looking completely lost for words.
And there you have it. You guys are awesome, BTW. :D
ColdRiceBall 5 days ago
I farted in church unintentionally...twice.
Worst-Case scenario to me would be the SATs...or a six-figure job interview.
t3hrasterbator 6 days ago
why is there a dildo chillin by a toaster at the beginning
AdsenseIsAScam 1 week ago in playlist microwave 10
dual tone fart from riley??
Corkoth55 1 week ago
jons funny:)
gamerplayer3654 1 week ago
Hey, Jackie looked just like the same microwave as I got
koolbowser961 1 week ago
in the 5th grade it was the first or third day i sat down and fffffffffffffaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt it was really embarassing
coolman7691 2 weeks ago
at 4:03 jory has a hole really close to his junk..........wat do u think its from? :O
kcpenguin64 2 weeks ago
i luv how riley just sits in it in victory and is so proud of himself for farting on command like my bro XD
"its like the prostaite exam from hell right here" lol
kcpenguin64 2 weeks ago
Who else noticed the dildo next to the toaster?
ShortFingeredShreder 2 weeks ago
Classy
SunriseAtTwilight 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 6
lol when i took fcat in 5th grade i was just taking a test until FFFFAAAARRRRTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was so ambarissing but nobody said anything cause it was a test :P
YourMomIsAsian1 2 weeks ago
"It smells like burnt asshole... Strangely I like it" owo
TheYesman71 2 weeks ago
why is there a penis model on there table...
Zeladaar 3 weeks ago
@Zeladaar its called a dildoand its there to get microwaved
dice91 2 weeks ago
Poll: A 7 second wet fart.
superpoop899 3 weeks ago
lol, rate five stars. Old School Videos FTW
MasterOfTheMarsh 3 weeks ago
I found a fart bomb at my old school
Mr1970USMC 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 6
hahaha it smells like burn a**hole ,i like it
619brandie 1 month ago
Thumbs Up If You Fated While Watching This
lifesaver7111 1 month ago
@lifesaver7111 i think you meant to say fart not fate
iparty999 1 month ago
When I farted in church
Dlfromiowa1 1 month ago
I FARTED SO LOUD AT A FUNERAL!!!!!!!!!!
coolmanz24 1 month ago
@coolmanz24 SO HAVE I !!!!!!!!!!!!
mynamemaycontainAtoZ 1 month ago
when i was 6 a made a fart so big i souned like PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MarioAmy100 1 month ago
Did they ever microwave the dildo?
miikewazowskii 1 month ago
@miikewazowskii no they keep it for there pleasure
iMaxmain 1 month ago
he would have a dildo on the table
85maxamillion 1 month ago
omg!!!! you guys totally made my shitty day (lol) totally awesome!!!! I THANK YOU!!!!
MedusasCaress 1 month ago
499,001st viewer FTW!!!
SuperMario3321 1 month ago
Poll: When i farted while kissing my gf
1138Calvin 1 month ago in playlist Season 6
omg? hot fart?
Theblackspy12 1 month ago
i was the 499,000 viewer wtf
drewsoulman 1 month ago
@drewsoulman hey i was to?
scooterboy1379 1 month ago
same
8899liam 1 month ago
the most embarrassing fart of my life is every day
kirbydude34 1 month ago 3
Thumbs up if u watched this in 2011!
0MARATION 1 month ago
poll: the one i did on stage at a concert
Chalillena 1 month ago
I am the 499000 viewer
theone161997 1 month ago
I used to fart hard... then i took an arrow to the knee
supermonkeyninja 1 month ago in playlist Season 6
poll:i once farted so hard that they had to evactuate the city and i just farted while typing this up and had to evacuate my room
MultiTeamNova 1 month ago
i was honored to be the 500,000 viewer
guitargod2737 1 month ago
dildo
MsMayMayMonster 1 month ago
if you havnt yet microwave a watermellon with a firecracker
AudreyJade575 1 month ago
POLL: The funniest fart ever dealt by me: in the middle of the night, my 3 yr old (at the time) daughter sleeping in my bed with me --very soundly too-- I farted and it WOKE HER UP and she cried, "MOMMYYY why couldn't you go over there and fart?!" She couldn't stand to be in her own bed but she ran to her bed and slept there the rest of the night. I couldn't stop laughing!
shelmarie87 1 month ago in playlist Season 6
IT IS SPONGE BOB!!!!!!!! GET IT RITE IM 12 AND I LOVE SPONGEBOB
johnnyhillman3 1 month ago
@johnnyhillman3 if you want them to get it right then maybe you should spell "right" correctly
THEWARD1100 1 month ago
poll: i once farted so bad we had to clear an assembly it was that bad :D
hamsterlover577 1 month ago
lol my cat just sneized 20 times in my face and now my eyes burn
norman9127 1 month ago
@norman9127 ?...lol Random comment lol...?
DragonGirl9897 1 month ago
i saw a dildo on the table by the toaster
Tgehle8 1 month ago
Poll: I farted so hard I killed an unfortunate mosquito that was hovering above my ass.
AmienVids 1 month ago
QUEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
eion37 1 month ago
im suprised this wasn't the worst smell,it smells like rotten eggs and cat vomit
twonkoe 1 month ago
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read dont laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking of something you really really want. Because this is astounding. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes after they read the mail so I thought what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suesss cat in the hat, he will grant you with one wish make your wish when the countdown is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! If you send this to 10 videos within the hour your wish will come true
lontawilliam 1 month ago
this wasnt one of m farts but i was there it was when dad was in court and dropped something and bent over to get something and leterip (on accident) and it was BIG
abel12308 2 months ago
i think the last episode will be 'is it a good idea to microwave a nuclear weapon?'
ChiversVinny 2 months ago
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at 0:10 funny
102707924 2 months ago
at 0:12 funny
102707924 2 months ago
at 1:12 funny
102707924 2 months ago
*****
102707924 2 months ago
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Just a question: does it worth the risk to get cancer for all you'r breathing during these tests? :-/
EnomiSimon 2 months ago
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TRUE STORY: I was at an after school program. It was a Friday so we got the ice cream truck and aparently Friday is my allowance day so I bought 3 for a dollar. I shot the first two. I made them go off outside. They stunk like butt because of the sulfur. I went to the library and into a certain room. My friends put a nice little chair in front of me so I could set the bomb down there. So, we ran out and started giggling like crazy. My friends had to clean it up,and we had a good memory.
Heatblast727 2 months ago in playlist Season 6
my worst fart is at some random wedding lol
MultiBrianwhite 2 months ago
I farted so loud someone heard it on the floor below me.
fault3k 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JPizzle1122
whats really funny is 2:12-2:26
MegaAryak 2 months ago
Poll: My dad farted on a plastic bench in a crowded restaurant and everyone heard it. It was terrible because I almost choked to death, but it was worth it.
CallMeMccracken 2 months ago
0:20
VENTALATION IS KEY!
PenguinsRule1395 2 months ago
put fart bombs in your schools vents no more school for a while
MW2noobssuck 2 months ago
poll:while looking at the comments
MW2noobssuck 2 months ago
dildo//
YSlights 2 months ago
question: whos ever farted in baptism water?
MultiLordofdoom 2 months ago
poll me and my friend farted at the same time taking a piss in the school toilets
pyro12311 2 months ago
Poll: I farted so epicly, The couch vibrated and my mom was on it^^
EpixDominoez 2 months ago
i sharted on a doctor's hand as he removed his cold, proctological finger...
so cold...
so... cold.....
alsharpton666 2 months ago
best job in the world!
walkers48971 2 months ago
5Star
4801579196 2 months ago
DILDOOOOOOOO YEA DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO
BIG DICKS YAY PROTECT UR BUTTHOLES AT NIGHT
camorocks1 2 months ago
"Whoever smelt it dealt it" "if you said the rhyme, you did the crime" ;)
McKManiac 2 months ago
DILDO
ThePokemonmaster159 2 months ago
3:32 I read that was "Express Cock"
WaffleZerpio 2 months ago
poll: when me and 2 other people farted within 5 seconds of eachother......
blackhawk6512 2 months ago 5
You should start making The Microwave Show again, it was really funny.
SuperWarioCementleg 2 months ago 44
dildo!!!! LMAO
JIMMYJUSTICEanJAMIES 2 months ago
get the damn dildo off the table this is a family show
kliffloped 2 months ago
lolz i was farting while watching this
Bilaal26 3 months ago 19
@Bilaal26 same here ...lol
agfruidgfrusiygruigz 1 month ago
LOL FART BOMBS
ToxicJellyNinja 3 months ago
/watch?v=3SyEOr988cY
Fail!
andrewdabauss 3 months ago
cool
anczeljl 3 months ago
Problem is, some people put like 50 in the cafe and it smells like shit dying from the smell of shit
KickingKProductions 3 months ago 2
You guys should have squeezed the fart bomb first, and let it expand, and see how the gas inside reacts to the microwaves.
ChristsSouljah 3 months ago
only squirrels like roasted nuts
DeXtremeDu 3 months ago
poll: wen a friend was doing something in front of the class room and said' do you think this is just a joke?! like a fart or something?!' and i accidently farted laughing :/
TheWolfgirl1234567 3 months ago
my dad sometimes have one of those farts called "flaming fart juice" and when im at home i fart so hard my uncle calls it "rolling thunder"
mikufan1991 3 months ago
poll: during reading class, i farted so hard, the room shook.
mikufan1991 3 months ago
"Why do you keep restarting it? That's like giving it more juice." You guys honestly kill me hahaha
olivianneeee 3 months ago
i went into a convenience store and pranked the place by setting off all the fart bombs. after that they stopped selling them there.
VampireDude111 3 months ago
about 2 years ago, someone set a stick bomb off on the second floor of the schools MAIN building and it literally smelt like burnt asshole. even when you put your shirt over your nose you still smelt it, and it spread everywhere. that day sucked
jason007raley 3 months ago
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I think I get that "Jackieeeee!" quote.
Or atleast I always use it when I'm talking to my brother cause in the Jackie-Chan cartoon the uncle always yells at Jackie like that.
BigBen9719 3 months ago
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BigBen9719 3 months ago
did anyone notice the dil do next to the toaster?
chitown277 3 months ago
Poll: I Farted so hard, Japan had another Tsunami.
etwangboy 3 months ago
Poll: In first grade, my teacher was talking and said "So then he said-" *bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbppppppppppppttttttttttttttt* *squeak*
thedeadmunch700 3 months ago
Poll: I farted so hard, I made a dent in a chair.
Hunch89Productions 3 months ago 53
Pole: when i farted in the middle of class and everyone was quiet and when they herd it they were like who did that and like what the hell
HALKETT07 3 months ago in playlist More videos from JPizzle1122
Damn I thought of what it would smell like and i almost threw up.
hydrogeddonn 3 months ago
Well if it's a vagina it's a qweef bomb
CondorAirsoftTeam234 3 months ago
My bf let off like three of them in the hallway at school last year. I was so ticked, I couldn't get to Spanish. No one could. It was terrible. I'm still mad at him for that but I love him.
MsNj3000 3 months ago
thumbs up for the dildo
IBETROLLEN45 3 months ago
Poll: I was in class taking my State test and While every one was busy it was quiet then a huge fart came out of me :/
jamshadow12 3 months ago
poll: In the movie theater before the movie started and when everyone was quiet and I gave a Superman fart.
0wolfer0 3 months ago
i farted during a speech
fishcakefartopolis 3 months ago
Nice dildo.
withagunxxxx 3 months ago
answer: in math class during a lecture! :s
Sittingonacornflakee 3 months ago
Microwave*
777Lloyd777 3 months ago
I have the same microewave!
777Lloyd777 3 months ago
you should try roasting nuts
thedarcevader 3 months ago
WHAT THE FK WHIT THE DILDY
zerobloxer9 3 months ago
who ever disliked this doesnt like to fart, youre weird
palesoulja519 3 months ago
"Looks like he shot a bullet out of his anus" LOLED MY ASS OFF
WOLFKERMEK 4 months ago
microwave that dildo
ImAtrolI 4 months ago
@ImAtrolI
they already did.
internetakias1 4 months ago
@internetakias1 THEY D I D! ?? :O!
ImAtrolI 4 months ago
@ImAtrolI
Yeah, go to their channel and search dildo.
internetakias1 4 months ago
making out with my girl friend
l4d2guy135 4 months ago
lol dildo on table
bananas983413 4 months ago
3:27 You are strange.
RGLegoFilms 4 months ago
we did a prank at our school with those we had like 200 hundred of them lol
travjohn2010 4 months ago
@travjohn2010 No you didn't....
MrTrollGrandpa 4 months ago
i can smell that from here! lol
crazydevil360 4 months ago
it looks like one big mound of blooughhu!
wolfsniper27 4 months ago
Do weed, 4:20.
AirFireshot 4 months ago
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NO TOP COMMENT! MY TIME TO SHINE!
(takes deep breath) OSTRICH!
crap
TheBolo200 4 months ago
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NO TOP COMMENT! MY TIME TO SHINE!
(takes deep breath) OSTRICH!
crap
TheBolo200 4 months ago
noooooooooo!!!! dont do it
KinectBXR 4 months ago
pull my finger!!
dlfjsdhfjksdhfjksdfh 4 months ago
This video contains explosive farts.
Leonniket 4 months ago
poll: when i farted in the middle of the computer lab when everyone was quiet
1999737 4 months ago 37
fuck stick
x0MyLILpwny0x 4 months ago
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TornadoAlley33 4 months ago
- the brown stuff has stuck to me - yeah, i've heard that before
LOL
yifeng3007 4 months ago
Poor Jackie... shes in a better place now.... R.I.P.... FCKING PEANUT BUTTER!
MrGrandTheftAuto225 4 months ago
lol i thought it was a bad idea at first
thekillingmann 4 months ago
youtube didnt take this off cause off the dildo wow im surprised
x0047X 4 months ago
Poll: when i farted at a furnual at a moment of silence
thenucularmelons2 4 months ago
y does he sound like quagmire?
Chibigamisama 4 months ago
SERIOUSLY, whats with the dildo?!?
fangboy546 4 months ago
Ok Thats It Microwave A HUUGGEEE THing of tinfoil
SLACKLINEDUDE 5 months ago
Back in highschool i brough afew fart bombs to school to give to my friends, and during science class i went to sit down and 1 of them started to activate in my pocket ( i guess it was cause i might have sat on it or something i dunno) but anyway i didnt know what to do with it so i quickly walked to the back of the room and threw it in one of the garbages. haha..o man. needless to say our class and the one across from us had to spend the hour and a half in the library, and...i got suspended lol
UnintrestingName 5 months ago
O.S.H.A occupation safety and health administration
freaksmagee126 5 months ago
I FARTED FOR 10 SECONDS WHEN I WACHED IT
TheTbabbit 5 months ago
dildo
k0rotk1n 5 months ago
WOW (fart)!
maskdguy 5 months ago
last day of school middle of studyhall i just ripped one soo bad i cuda swore i needed new pants oh and it smelled pretty bad too
howler448 5 months ago
When I was doing a test at school after everyone got quiet.
It smelled, everyone laughed at me, I didn't study, and I somehow got a 101 A++.
It was a fucked up day,
9picklepowers 5 months ago
Queef bombs?
XISAVAGEV1 5 months ago
dunno about farts but I once made what I thought was gonna be a quiet burp while the class was reading and it disrupted everyone. Pretty embarresing.
KelanDWood 5 months ago
i once made a big fart in school that was embarrasing!!!
alantra22 5 months ago
every morning i fart a mini nuke!!(when i fart u hear in the background huston....we hawe a problem!! thumbs up if you fart wen you wake up in the morning!!
zerrierslizer1 5 months ago
no body likes roasted ass
superepicawsomeness 5 months ago
it was fun the first 141 times :(
bombanuclar59 5 months ago
some guy let off a silent fart in my math class my senior year of high school. it smelled so bad that I suggested that everyone leave the room an put up a sign saying "Danger, Toxic Fumes" and put a sign on the guy labeled "Biohazard"
Superdeath25 5 months ago
@Superdeath25 and that same guy let off another one a different day so bad i had to move to another seat. At least it put me behind my favorite Mexican person
Superdeath25 5 months ago
Lololololol
15IDKMYNAME15 5 months ago
I <3 the awesome allstate commercial XD
cramscoolio9 5 months ago
Is it a good idea to microwave liquid ass?
DaveTeMan 5 months ago
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foodlover197 5 months ago
haha hilarious:)
bballpunk44 5 months ago
LOL! XD
ssbbforever5832 5 months ago
I Did That at my school! :) --- Sent From jpizzle1122's AppRats (Facebook App)!
mrshjonas 5 months ago
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mrshjonas 5 months ago
I remember a day back in high school I was in a hall of a building that had science labs in it and it was lunch time and our next class was in one of the labs. This this guy in second year came in and let off two fart bombs. Really horrible smell. However, we got out of going to the class as no one could bear to be near the smell. Seems they do have a good purpose.
DXMorpheus 5 months ago
I was in a hospital waiting room as I was finding it sore to breathe and needed checked. While waiting, I tried everything to stop it, but let out a "silent but deadly" fart, really stank. Worst about it was, the waiting room was full of about 20 people and a few seconds after it happened, the fire alarm went off! Thought it was my fault! Luckily I found out a minute later that some nurses on break had burned toast and they opened the door of the room they were in and black smoke came out.
DXMorpheus 5 months ago
IT LOOKS LIKE BLEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ilikethemoon1 5 months ago
why am i watching this..?
BlockonBlock 5 months ago