Mad Jamaican Woman (funny)

[Rachel2786]

A Bin Laden a yuh f**king uncle? lmdao had me dying!

[mrronnell1982]

I don pay mi rass mi monei con ti a pop owt di sigerette. Lock up him bloodcwot!!! Yess go in!! Make a New As Campaign.. Make a remix to this!!!

[GTD9002]

LOL LOL LOL Him Gwarn Like Him Cah Read

[HelmutVillam]

bla bla bla CIGARETTE bla bla bla BLOOD CLOT bla bla bla BLOW UP THE TWIN TOWERS bla bla bla

[THX11003]

LMAO! I LOVE ANGRY JAMAICANS!

[1000shoeswoman]

she's an internet sucesse i wonder if they can get her on Day Break come on kate and dan try u best

[TheIlla1982]

This is one of the funniest videos I've seen makes me laugh every time lol

[cekinxxx]

1:31 AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[1000shoeswoman]

she.s going to be fighting the whole world

[360naynay]

to bloodclaat stop di smoking man truh, me nuh wrong har a baxside

[1000shoeswoman]

it saze no smoking ''love her''

[evalex71]

This was awesome, only understood about 50% of it, need a good samaritan to translate it

[Aurelian603]

This is Britain

[warminator]

Tell `im to out di cigarette, fine ìm a tousand pounds!! Lock up `im bloodclaat.

Yu affi dicpline dem since dem blow up di twin towers.

LOL

[andreakatickles2]

Is a Jamaican she a mi aunti wha live a England and England Mek people get mad. It too fucking cold an depressing an always a rain or snow.

[andreakatickles2]

@MAKIA08 shut the up bitch that lady is a str8 up Jamaican. Trinidad and all the other island have a diff accent from us. We can tell but u can't fucking ediot lesbian

[TSquared2001]

Somebody's pissed and right to be

[Justme2simply]

I cant understand what shes saying O_O all i could hear was bombaclas...

[MALKIA08]

why when ppl hear ppl talking batwa they assume there jamaican she is not jamaican there are other carri island damn cha kmt

[housecry]

LMAO

[dadds54]

My kind of woman

[RICOakaDUDE]

She is not Jamaican so don't give Jamaicans bad name. The fucking woman is Antiguan listen how she say blood-clawt that's how u know

[Rachel2786]

@RICOakaDUDE Nahhhhh she's saying it the Jamaican way~ 100% Jamaican!

[rima110]

Where the fuck was she when the riots happened...?!

[Jabbalip]

She said it was west Indians who made Britain streets safe for you to walk on

you f.....g Indian fart !!!.

She is talking about when Indians used to get beaten up by skinheads/ racists in the 70s. West Indians used to fight them off.

[javaqwe]

what did she say at 1:26 i didnt clearly understand

[relly9314]

What did she say at 1:31 ?? Lmao

[shipmillwood1]

@relly9314 fucck



[monkeyman99ish]

lackup in blaood clot ya fucking bin laden and rasta ya

bumba clark rast clak

[tdbrown88tdb]

1:31 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[1718saywhat]

Policy and fucking ignorance comments

[6284Samantha]

Shut the fuck up bout "jamaican are disgrace" the only disgrace is you. . .#smh ..dam ignorant piece of shit

[1718saywhat]

Not all

[deicide663]

fucken jamicans are a disgrace

[SmokeMyBluntAndChill]

@deicide663  fuck u bitch

[1718saywhat]

Rambo cuss out his rasclot she shouldnt smoke pan di ras station tcha

[ilovejamsica]

Cuss out him rass yes....the sign say no smoking...Lock up him blood claat..lol

[sandaleable]

she is disgusting....awful and terrible:((((((((((((( make the country look bad

[TheLaxgoalie15]

@sandaleable

ooo shut up

[bluevlocity407]

watch out. she's a screener now at JFK.

[Orbot]

It's funny yet embarrassing. She's the LOUDEST thing out there!!

[Orbot]

BWAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA(cough cough, snort) HAAAAHAHAHABWAAAHAHA!!

[Sweetheartbabez]

rotfl lmao..im dying over here..but wait why she was mad? bc other people were smoking?

[Miztammik]

@Sweetheartbabez she's mad because theres a sign that says no smoking that he was right next to... and the guy was smoking.

[oravcik]

what kind a joke dis ?

[Wubblez10]

God I freaking love when people do this xD

[Sisyanor]

HHHHHHHAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!­ BOMBOCLAT!

[JayT194]

SUCK YA MAMA POOOSY !

[Malt0n]

LOOOOOL Someone removed my comment because they couldn't say anything back !

[MrMccoy93]

fine him 1000 pounds lmao...

[epiksonik]

She's right...too many people are sheepish when they see bad behavior...."fine dem a tousand pounds " lololol

[Malt0n]

stupid nigger women.

[TheLaxgoalie15]

@Malt0n

what the fuck is wrong with you.... you just mad because your indiana disgrace to man kind right?

[Malt0n]

@TheLaxgoalie15 indiana ? LOL

[TheLaxgoalie15]

@Malt0n

why would u say that tho

[Malt0n]

@TheLaxgoalie15 sorry if you were offended ? :)

[Miztammik]

@Malt0n how is she stupid,she's just following the rules of the law and she's angry because the guy whos smoking ,shouldnt be ,and no 1 isnt doin anything.so she's right to say something if it bothers her.

[Miztammik]

@Malt0n hmm tru but its the fact that it says it everywhere and no1 was doin nothing.she doin justice for the law lool

[Sweetheartbabez]

@Malt0n lmao ignorant bastard behind a computer..smh

[Miztammik]

aahaha the guy got told.got burnt.got ripped up ahaha lol

[Jakeethekidfan1]

"Wit bin laden an rasclaat on board" ... LMAO

[mclovinshen]

Mi nah blame she, mi can't stand de smell ah cigs nyda! If it was ganja ah different ting dat!!!!!!

[1718saywhat]

im jamaican so i know wat she sayin

[1718saywhat]

rick the full trans is she dont smoke cigs and lock up tht man bumboclot and give him a fine

[Chinis1613]

damn, chewed out for reals!

[skyrocketstar]

Jamaican women are very funny. I would like to meet Jamaican women like her.

[7HackerH]

@skyrocketstar Go To Jamaica And They Are Everywhere My Mum Is Exactly The Same But Not In Public LOL

[rickburnout666]

anyone got a full translation !?

[MzCnajohnson]

Lmao

[smartalecky1]

lmao lOCK UP HIM BLOOTCLOT!

[1718saywhat]

Lmao...... Sounds just like my mom.....wen she pissed

[monsterravingloon]

Cigarette fucking fucking cigarette blood clott cha cha it's all I hear. Funny Jamies

[briphr3zH11520]

Ah binlawdin ah yuh fuck'n uncle ! . out di cigarette .. lock up in bloooodclatt.. fine him a tousand poun

[oxIJMxo]

Lmaaaaaaooooooo this will never get old. Not ever. I love my people.

[shipmillwood1]

@oxIJMxo your people lmao shut up

[oxIJMxo]

@shipmillwood1 Come again?

[aminojahmed]

lol tell him!!! him cyah read. people who nuh smoke nuffy smell like dem a smoke no dyam cigarette. Lite up di bwoy yes!

[loveleopardprint]

you see: this woman needed to be standing in some of the riot locations: not a rahted ting woulda get tief to rass!

[Shanneh20]

"Lock up him bloodclaat ! it seh no fuckinq smokinq all ova !" LMFAO !

#EPIC

[JordanLuFcX94]

It said no fuckin' smoking, dont smoke! Lock up 'im, Blad clart!! LOLOLOLOL

[evade531]

whoever filmed this is a pussy, u can tell buy his stupid laugh he was scared of the woman, what a cunt

[Redtsar999]

Crack's helluva drug

[jcoolunot]

NO SMOKING LOL I love jamaicans

[xxladysavagexx]

she shudda be there at the riots she wudda scared everyone of lol

[majikhat1214]

ummm i feel like smoking

[fancoe12]

she needs a fucking sleeping pill the cunt

[glentton]

i no she;s angry i,m a none smoker but this lady cant control verything that people do she will send her blood pressure up and heven forbid they might even section her

[glentton]

al uno indian dem aaacaa

[cheeckybutnice]

why are people saying shes mad. If u had breathing problems and u went out your way to go places where people shouldnt smoke and u caught sum1 smoking u would go mad aswel. She would be crazy if it was a smoking area and she done this

[cheeckybutnice]

jamaican woman vs the peckham terminator

[NAKS2005]

wa u be? a bin laden a u fucking uncle? me a dead!!!

[MissBiguk]

OMG! What?! loool

[Neptunz05]

All of that because somebody was smoking a cigarette?

[nikkin424]

She sounds like my mom as well....

[bklyngal1718]

She sound like my mom..  lol

[ThaSpiderInternetsho]

funny but to blury!!!

[niquentae]

she is going offffffffffffffffffff LMAO I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[da26jourcooper]

Lmao this sounds exactly like my moms side of the family when they are pissed

She blazed the mess out of that person

[TheLaxgoalie15]

the scream at the end had me dying omggggg son rollling on the floor i love this video lmfaoooo

[brittbrat561]

this is so funny she a talk truth doh people fi stop smoke man

[Zangetsurai]

Badababa blodclot lababadaba bomboclaaaaat lachakalaka bloooodclooot

[TheMPSScissors]

How di hell she get visa

[shyg8]

lmfao u lock up him bomboclaat**lmfAO,Looooooooooo­oooooool...im dyin 

[ABritt06]

what theh hell was she even talking about? lmao i was lost

[LilMissBeaumiie]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *I CANT BEATHE!* =']

[caribbeangem17]

watch i cant get enough of this video....she ain't easyy who mi luv ya----take out the phucking cigarettes woieeeeeeeee JOKESSSSSSSSS! TO TO TO FUNNY on a serious note I totally support her move sometimes the smokers overdo the situation just lighting up anywhere! SHE'S MY HERO

[Freakycapricorn08]

Ctfuuup lmaoo this shyt is soo fuckn funny gossh ...

[TheLaxgoalie15]

omg this women is tooo funny she had me rolling omg!! i love this video

[calmtides]

IT SAYS NO FUCKING SMOKING... DON'T SMOKE!!

#DEAD

[sheronknabbi]

I love this clip n every word she was saying ppl dont care n don't follow rules! I bet da train station will b aware from da statement she about da twin towers, becuz ppl disregard da hazards of smoking n ppl flicking lit cigarette on da tracks dat electric.

[Jiigfrrdewyw]

lock up im blood claat!!!!

[GTD9002]

Him Gwarn Like Him Cah Read...lol

[taloria954]

Lmaooooo!!

[GreatBritishBeast]

she moves with such purpose! makes it much more scarey than words alone. love the spontaneous combustion around 1:20. its like a ah shi shes gone. that is some anger because to have that energy to explode there after the constant beat down... its right tho. all the times ppl disrespect things and noone says anything. time to speak out!

[urlove12day]

lol!

[cayenneturbo305]

Fine him a tousand pounds!!! Lock up im blot clot!! lmfao!! This remind me of my crazy aunt...

[OrgBeautiPink]

Jamaican Patois language comprises words of the native languages of the many races within the Caribbean including Latin, Spanish, Portuguese, Chinese, Japanese, Amerindian, and English along with several African dialects. NOT french Jamaicans aren't Haitians!

[ROSEARMYPROUD]

Love this video. Hey. And NO SMOKING!

[brebregizzie]

SMH AT THE TITLE HOW IS SHE MAD BECAUSE SHE MAKES SENCE??JUST BECASE SHE RESPECTS THE LAW DOESNT MAKE HER MAD SHE JUST TRYNA HELP THEM OUT THEN IN THE DAY THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE LAUGHING ARE THE ONES WHOSE GONNA DIE FROM LUNG CANCER

[xThaze]

"a time fi unu discipline dem bloodclaut" LMAO

[bluemoonomen]

Yo, I love this video. 

[notsla17]

aaaahhhhh, makes u miss yaawd. this video never gets old. doing it like only a jamaican can

[oes1936]

I love when she screams... "unoooo f____n indian SALLLLLLLTT!!!"

[KeithUnderneath]

FINE IMA TOUSAND POUND!

DISCIPLIN DEM!

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooool

[sushimitten]

Lock up him BLOODCLAAT!!!

DWL! #deading

[kishmish5466]

Hahaha no this woman is NOT Brave she is some loud mouth racist lol but yeah the fool shouldn't be smoking but rah relax , could you be any more stereotypical lol

[glentton]

them guys have to hide and laugh from her ''if she chatch them ark''

[MsSickbad]

lol

[memee9362]

wat so funny bout dat? lady is bringle ndd u tink iddz funny u booguyaga ppl

[reneebravo]

Lock up him bumboclaat lol LMAO

[simp1eone]

i agree with her UK ppl smoke too damn much its disgusting. And they start at an early age. Its very disgusting. ALl they do is smoke and spit

[MsLisa543]

I think this woman is brave to speak up but the whole heap a bad words dem and the racism was unnecessary. I am a patriotic Jamaican and I love my Jamaican patois.Whenever I hear Jamaicans talking patois I always smile even when dem cuss a Jamaican badwud. Anyway I think the Mayor of London should get this lady to sort out all them unruly black youths. I think she would get them on the straight and narrow.

[Alick12]

lol wach dem ppl block their children's ears.like this if your mother wuld of joined the lady infront of you

[abryan01]

She is actually correct. I get so fucking bloodcloth annoyed when people smoke in areas they know they are not suppose. Good for her for speaking up

[chantz442]

@abryan01 LOOOOL BLOODCLOTH!!!! its bloodclaartt! but u made me laugh

[TheSoccerStar2]

@chantz442 its bloodclaaut not bloodclaart

[d1dales]

You know this lady might be screaming like crazy and talking about things that arent even related to smoking but, shes right. She is the only following the city rules. You know even if she made a scene she did the right thing. I like this lady because its people like this who are willing to follow rules that make the world a better place. Now we need more people like this maybe just not as loud though.

[voltronforce5000]

pon the river

[chantz442]

mih nuh wah noo bumboclaat cigarette nooweeyyy!! LMAOOOOOOOOO

[niquentae]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo

[Jamaica121289]

Mek him light anoda won n see what appen tuhim blood clot ass.

[bighustle]

I hate loud for no reason Jamaicans... STFU!!!

[notsla17]

@bighustle and u kno what, we dont give a fuck bout u. lol. u need to get u a jamaican woman mek she sort u out proper

[dancer3110]

Them tink that Bin Laden them rassclot uncle. Lmao xD

[j14ulie]

LOL

[KeithUnderneath]

Nice potato cam



[sycoa]

now.. the first place im time travelling to is that place,

numbaaa wun bloooodclarrrrt desiinaatiiiioon!

[taiphi698]

MEK HIM OUT DI CIGARET !!!!!

[DHigable]

I have no respect for a so called woman who carries herself like this in the street. "Women" don't act like that.

[MickeyLove01]

Only if shouting was an olympic sport eh?

[sycoa]

loooooooooooool, she did what she had to do she aint crazy,

muda fuka should have know to put it out,

[KELVINWEST14]

loooooooooooooooool black are funny

[Jeremytheprophecy]

60 people got fined 1000 pounds

[poweb506]

she is obviously a bit mad in the head though

[poweb506]

"fine him a thousand pounds!!! a bad dem bloodclot bad since dem blow up di twin towers!" " 'im gwaan like bin laden ah 'im fucking uncle!" "tell 'im fi out di cigarette!!" this video is too good!!!

[andremp03]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheMONTE6]

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[overboost328]

@reneealicious...mi from spanish town fassy...which rassclot jamaican u eva ear seh "smellum" and "tahl"...u muss feel seh jamaican ah di only people weh seh bumbo clot and rass clot an all dat...time fi yu guh meet some odda islan people..since yu wah cum call man eediat

[lDatFreshJamaicanGuh]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[overboost328]

overall funny ass video

[overboost328]

"smellum and smellum tahl" she says at 0:31 and 0:34

[overboost328]

@tonibrat1 and others who think she's jamaican....this lady is not jamaican...i too am jamaican born but i also have many friends from other islands commonly mistaken for jamaican...this lady is most likely antiguan...listen again to her accent and a few words that she uses....she says "mi doh wah fi smellum" and the word "tahl" slight variation in the accent...if u need further confirmation, simply hang with someone from antigua...they say "tahl" quite a bit

[reneealicious]

@overboost328 a weh u deh from? u a eediat!

[AliaNicole617]

its not bumbaclart or blood clart its CLOT you Americans

[lawdmecaantekit]

@AliaNicole617 Noooooo it's CLAAT, and it have a lot a meaning depending on your mood. come on man talk up de tings dem.

[sdecordovaxxx]

thsi is toooooo funni! blood clart!

[mongolenpup]

wtf does she say at around 0:38 - 0-43..." Lock up dem Bloodclot, find him a Coouhcin bone! " ...that shit had me rollin

[YGoody88]

@mongolenpup she actually says 'fine him a 1000 pounds'

[tiffsta1291]

People is really saying she has no manners, you guys make no sense at all, she is upset because she is in a no smoking premises and yet, the guy still decides to smoke, she makes sense to react like that, right is right!!

[nenejohn19]

what did she say around 1:30

[tiffsta1291]

@nenejohn19 unnu fkn indian guhh

[bdmckell]

@hakuna Classic troll comment, obvious you werent loved as a child and mewl for attention with any abrasive comment that springs to mind in a forum with no repercussions. Shame you would never seek attention with words like that in person.

[david39420]

she voicing hear opinion about the double stands and her concerns of health and safety she not mad just angry and feed up the lack of justices in society because if it was her smoking it would have been a different scene at the station all i say is don't suffer in silence

[Miztammik]

ahaha o gosh if i was there i would of been on the floor creasing