I have Pokemon ROMs, because my original Pokemon games, the batteries died and can no longer save.I also pirated Red vs Blue years ago around season 3 . I have since bought the DVDs because I love it so much
Joel is acting like Caboose more and more...he should probably take a break from the RvB...Nah! Just kiddin'. It wouldn't b RvB without Caboose driving Church crazy
Right after Joel said "Would you like a nice tall glass of milk to go with your cookies? Is that what would you would like?" I expected to hear him say "Do you want some cookies in your blanket?" because he says it in the exact same tone as he did in Red vs Blue :P
@NevynTube I had that, but my boss said I look like a hobo. So, got a goatee. glasses and started growing more hair. Now my boss said I looked like Gordon Freeman..
After that, I shaved my head. Kinda messed up with the fore head, so it looked like it had a
scar in it. Got contacts, shaved my beard off. I go to work, my boss says, I look like Commander Shepard (Default)
What next, Adam Jensen? Mario? The Arbiter? What, Kirby?
2:09 "i made it myself"
0.o he jerked in the cup
IDoodle00 12 hours ago in playlist Season 3
I just realized that the guy was John Graham...
NeptuneMS385 1 day ago
Secret service
coconut4595 3 days ago
What happens to Gus and how did the secretes ice getting his house ?
coconut4595 3 days ago
Thats whats gonna happen if SOPA passes
wawaticook 4 days ago
burnie and Joel should join the secret service!
BlueSkullFish 1 week ago
Well its good to see that they re-hired Nick Nolte
Wassamattawityou 1 week ago in playlist Season 3
@Wassamattawityou you mean gary busey?
c0llosus 1 week ago in playlist Season 3
@c0llosus Watch the video, they thought he was Gary Busey but he was really Nick Nolte.
Wassamattawityou 1 week ago
@Wassamattawityou Thats why i said it. It was a joke.
c0llosus 1 week ago
i want to poke youre mon
GrandhustleChitown23 1 week ago
hes gonna get raped
GrandhustleChitown23 1 week ago
Is this the next installment of L.A Noire?
Gamfreekz 1 week ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
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Danox94 1 week ago
What are the other shorts with "Good cop, Bad cop" Joel and Burnie?
adamwolfCA 2 weeks ago
@adamwolfCA Prank King is the only other one so far.
jimchaffey 1 week ago
I have Pokemon ROMs, because my original Pokemon games, the batteries died and can no longer save.I also pirated Red vs Blue years ago around season 3 . I have since bought the DVDs because I love it so much
DukeDanceum 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
@DukeDanceum Good for you...?
adamwolfCA 2 weeks ago
This is what happens when you pirate Red vs Blue.
Schnikerdoodle 2 weeks ago
....a pirate life....
AmericanGamersGroup 2 weeks ago
lol i fuckin hate bein penetrated
mussonman 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
Dawn! Jon is soo funny
MrPopeye232323 2 weeks ago
"I fucking hate being penetrated"
...That's what she said. It was a rough night.
NikolaiXE 2 weeks ago
Lol. As I'm watching this I'm playing Pokemon on my computer.
stupidgaga 2 weeks ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
Those Cookies look good!
AregonAres 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
Haha the mayonnaise in the fridge from Baby Gus.
cuddderz 2 weeks ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
is it bad that im playing pokemon while watching this...
is it worse because im playing it on a rom
piratecheese13 3 weeks ago
Joel was utters?
sk0mf0ck 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
earthbound is worth the death sentence
CrazyTrain51 3 weeks ago
Lmao, "like pokemon....oohhhhh, i'd like to poke your mon." lmao XD i can't stop laughing.
SOADVSSOAD 3 weeks ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
Joel and Burnie make the best interrogators. By the way, why is there always cookies?
WhutsUrNaym 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
Why the hell is Nick Nolte in a RT short. Man, production quality on this show has plummeted.
Kinx1175 4 weeks ago
@Kinx1175 What? That's not Nick Nolte
psychomantiskiller 3 weeks ago
@Kinx1175 lololollolol god damn
EliteBlackTech 3 weeks ago
Jon is a REALLY good sport of what these guys do to him! XD
GameMaster1710 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
So funny! I think most the roosterteeth staff should be on an episode of it's always sunny! Burnie and joel would b hilarious!
jszekerj 1 month ago
This is a preview of ACTA.
grande1899 1 month ago
I now know what John looks like :D
mokeystalker617 1 month ago
these guys are actually very good actors
jukkis6699 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
slow mo "I fucking hate being penetrated"
maplefreak7549 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
:DDD Jon is in yet another video. 2 of my favorite creators in one. Arby n the chief and red vs blue
drakknight118 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Sopa sux
MniJim 1 month ago
i was surprised to see no comments about sopa
PurpleRabitHD 1 month ago
Joel sounds like he was from the itailan mobb
TheAbraham1337 1 month ago
Pirates? FREEZE! TOSERS! GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jcomix98 1 month ago
Lmao. Joels face at 2:22.
AndILoveYou24 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
yar
hobojoe0858 1 month ago
I'll poke your mon.
dudettam 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Joel looks so funny when he dies xD
2:47
Swedishskillz 1 month ago
its gary busey
wait thats not gary busey
thats nick nolte
TheDrew109 1 month ago
poke-yourmom xDDD
10000hungrigeZiegen 1 month ago
2:45
Burnie's girl scream is amazing!!!
Jamesbaby286 1 month ago
D: JOOOEEEELLL
SpecialOperations935 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
"Alright! Now tell me where you got the home brew for the roms!"
"And for every time me and my partner think you're lying, we shoot you once on the face!"
epsiloncaboose 1 month ago
"you're in hot water!"
"you're on thin ice, pal"
hahahaha
granitin3 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
damn jons a hairy ass mother fucker
ToProtectAndServeABP 1 month ago
@KennyViTran dude who cares stop trolling.
chologatooo 1 month ago
@chologatooo dude just saying so they know and could improve on ?
KennyViTran 1 month ago
film mistake Burnie has his shades on when his throat is slit and off when he is on the floor
KennyViTran 2 months ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
@KennyViTran Maybe they fell off as he fell.
TEAMBLUESPARTAN 1 month ago
@TEAMBLUESPARTAN they fell upwards seems legit :)
KennyViTran 1 month ago
@KennyViTran so? they do stuff like that all the time. no one cares,
AndILoveYou24 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
does joel die every time?
sorasnobodyX 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
yay joel!
sorasnobodyX 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
"Oh I'd love to poke your mon. I wanna comb your dong with the donky kong. Then after that me whole crew will swab your poop."
What kind of freaky stuff are those pirates into?!
AAWSed 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 8
Wait... Joel made the milk himself?!?!?!
DrewpyDog7 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 2
that's digitalph33r
h3ll01486 2 months ago
@h3ll01486 nope chuck testa
sniperdown23 2 months ago
0:20 What, jack off? No get a plunger, lol!!!
Nolanwh 2 months ago
I just realized this is a lot like some scenes from Hard Justice. Bravo Jon. Bravo.
ThorStudiosBR7 2 months ago
Where can I get the song at the end for my computer....?
GorillaGuppy 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
*hands milk*
Joel: "yeah go on, i made it myself"
am i the only one that finds that disturbing?
dragonsbreath223 2 months ago 229
@dragonsbreath223 You think thats disturbing, what do you think he would have said if he asked for chocolate milk??
EZIUMsProductions 1 month ago
@dragonsbreath223 Yeah, enjoy this comment!
I MADE IT MYSELF.
dekuscrubbyfan888 2 weeks ago
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dragonsbreath223 2 months ago
"Jeez I fucking hate being penetrated.."
MonoFaction 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 2
go ahead drink some milk, i made it myself >.>
joshsauter 2 months ago
"Would you like a nice tall glass of milk to go with the cookoos?"
jess12972 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Joel and Burnie are always the cops
Doom1227 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 106
Bloody pirates......
daloser09 2 months ago
As soon as he pulled out the gun I'm like I shit someone's dying today
KKStarzz18 2 months ago
what no link to sex dogs
allroundvidmaker 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Secret service!
Haqt1998 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Joel made that milk himself? O_o
zergki11ar 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Pokemon - Poke your mom :D :D :D
SandWolfTV 2 months ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
"no thanks, pirates piss me off" Lmao
6996yomama 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
joel's face from 2:21 to 2:24 are absolutley hilarious. i almost chocked to death from my laughter
TheKAZMOLOVES63 2 months ago
Why do they change the name of the video from roosterteeth to youtube? On roosterteeth this is "Pirates life"
MichaelJCaboose777 2 months ago
you said help yourself
Yeah not to everything
HAHA XD
torchfire1 3 months ago
Burnie and Joel as cops FTW!
Blackbirdness 3 months ago
2:09 lolwut?
Ihitsyou5 3 months ago
THE PIRATES LIFES IS TEH LIEFS 4 ME. LOLOLOL ADN A BOTTEL OF WIN
dks2398 3 months ago
"playin sum rahms? playin raahms? what kinda rahms ya playin?"
i just fucking DIE every time he says ROMS
milordo 3 months ago
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dks2398 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
@LeonvE11 it's not Gary Busey, IT'S NICK NOLTE!!
kmbl654 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
He looks like a trashed up Timmy Turner without the hat.
Superman563 3 months ago
@dks2398
teh pirates laif is teh laif for m3h!!1! LOLOLOL, and a bottle of win!
I'm not sure... Gary Busey's Point Break?
Shicbs 3 months ago
Who is the pirate? Is it Brandon?
monsteraddict555 3 months ago
@monsteraddict555 It's Chris!
OMGITSTAW92 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Have some milk i made it myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChooChooTrain2828 3 months ago in playlist Season 3 3
@TheShadowdude24
Notice what?
pinheadman665 3 months ago
@LeonvE11 No its not. Its Nick Nolte!
Paintmail023 3 months ago
Poke Your Mon
Donk Your Kong
Hmmmm
gweemelvin 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
*gives milk*
i made it myself!
sneaksmasher 3 months ago
i like pokemon. id like to poke your mom lol.........mad my day
mKiingV 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
It's Jon from Arby 'n' the Chief! :D
blondperson7 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
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Sgtcrispytoast 3 months ago
Wtf did i just watch?
Classified141 3 months ago
he made the milk.... himself?
BarelyPerfect 3 months ago in playlist Season 3 2
Wait... he made the milk himself?
um...
N4teK95 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
PLEASE BRING BACK THE GOOD COP BAD COP!! Joel and Burnie were hilarious!
bjrivas012 3 months ago
@bjrivas012 If you go to their website you can see the latest short where they appear as cops.
flatiou 2 months ago
WHAT?
XIXTHRAHSER69 3 months ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
"I made it myself" -pans to glass of milk-
KlassicGamer 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
just me or does he kinda looks like daniel radclief
charmedboot886 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
@charmedboot886 Just you...
graah2 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
lol jon's got some mad hairy arms
TheAwesomeLawlz 3 months ago
Jeez I fucking hate being penetrated...
Jonahkc 3 months ago
Nice acting! Burnie and Joel rocked!
101americangirl 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Oh my god it's Garey Busey!!!!
wize45guy63 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
@dks2398 lol I see what you did there!
Spaztasia 4 months ago
lol too funny here a nice tall glass of milk.... go on i made it myself
tffc47 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Burnie and Joel are funnie
ElectricBLueBRY 4 months ago
a pirates life s teh life fr me!!!11? LOLOLOLOL
anyone get the reference?:)
dks2398 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Wow...I JUST realized the Pirate is Chris...
Jcomix98 4 months ago
Poor Jon. Too bad MasterChief didn't come to the rescue.
Daren621 4 months ago
Yeah some pokemon, i wanna poke your mom?
ThaMastaBang 4 months ago
Every time me and my partner think you're lying we shoot you once in the face!!
Yea Joel tell me how that works out.
rickman1945 4 months ago
Was that Burnie who screamed like that?
kamberlin22 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
our police could learn something from these two
str8upukrainian 4 months ago
BF3 refrence
halopop909 4 months ago
BF3
halopop909 4 months ago
"You're in hot water"
"You're on thin ice"
Is the ice thin because the water is hot?
ShinyRayquazza 4 months ago 94
geez i FUCKING hate being penetrated!
whentoshutup 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
I gotta a question did they fire Jon Graham? like he's not in their episode now :(
TheNourishedCOSMIC 4 months ago
@TheNourishedCOSMIC he was nevered hired. He was just visiting Rooster Teeth.
kamberlin22 4 months ago
Haha this is brilliant!
MattisseWH 4 months ago
What the Hellman?
Lol very clever
SNIPERmicSNIPER 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
love you jon :D
uberhaxornick 4 months ago
They shoulda had Jack play the pirate
DTRxThePriceOfDeth 4 months ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
Burnie plays a great cop.
TheRekcabOfTheD 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Joel is acting like Caboose more and more...he should probably take a break from the RvB...Nah! Just kiddin'. It wouldn't b RvB without Caboose driving Church crazy
mckeeca93 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Better blood effect than Spartacus and plenty more tv sh*ts
ZigJuan 4 months ago
lol i love to poke you mon
matthias644 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
@matthias644 He says "I'd like to poke your mom."
DTRxThePriceOfDeth 4 months ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
@DTRxThePriceOfDeth whatever
matthias644 4 months ago
Wait, Joel made the milk himself? O.o
WebFerret246 4 months ago
@WebFerret246 OF COURSE!!
MrDavinsion 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Right after Joel said "Would you like a nice tall glass of milk to go with your cookies? Is that what would you would like?" I expected to hear him say "Do you want some cookies in your blanket?" because he says it in the exact same tone as he did in Red vs Blue :P
Xij29y6 5 months ago
Grab free Nintendo 3DS Console now: goo.gl\kLPdk
jertandekl 5 months ago
Lmao, Jon: "Jesus, I fucking hate being penetrated...."
NevynTube 5 months ago in playlist Season 3
Damn you Burnie and Joel! I wanted to be with Jon, he's my rolemodel, I'm growning my beard just like Jon!
NevynTube 5 months ago in playlist Season 3
@NevynTube I had that, but my boss said I look like a hobo. So, got a goatee. glasses and started growing more hair. Now my boss said I looked like Gordon Freeman..
After that, I shaved my head. Kinda messed up with the fore head, so it looked like it had a
scar in it. Got contacts, shaved my beard off. I go to work, my boss says, I look like Commander Shepard (Default)
What next, Adam Jensen? Mario? The Arbiter? What, Kirby?
Oh, and here's the interesting part.
I'M NOT DOING IT ON PURPOSE!
Shicbs 4 months ago
@Shicbs
Lmao, that's awesome, you should let it grow like John Marston.
NevynTube 4 months ago
@NevynTube Who's John Marston? Oh wait, never mind..
Shicbs 4 months ago
@NevynTube Maybe I should :D
Shicbs 4 months ago
Allow me to ask a quest-chin burnie, why are you wearing a belt with suspenders?
InsidiakMFWA 5 months ago in playlist Season 3
@InsidiakMFWA Let me ask you a quest-chin. Do u PRAISE MS?
Drfter247 5 months ago
digital butt pirates
ZombieMaster420 5 months ago in playlist Season 3
RT shorts are just a HUGE CONSPIRACY. Mayonnaise jar is the only thing left in Gus's fridge? Baby Gus was SWIMMING in mayonnaise!!!
AMGwtfBBQsauce 5 months ago in playlist Season 3
it's johncjg!
wiglynely 5 months ago in playlist Season 3
I was expecting master chief to come in and save him.
Thumbs up if u know why master chief should save him
christy1234567891011 5 months ago in playlist Season 3
Press combinations-
3&5
5&9
6&7
9&2
1&5
Ninjapenguin127 5 months ago
Press
1- no get a plunger
2- over detected
3- know what I hate
4-go ahead
5- a glass of milk
6- I made it myself refreshing
7- $#!+
8- kill me
9- your poop
Ninjapenguin127 5 months ago
He made the milk himself, thats kinda awkward
1966065015 5 months ago
If you still don`t have Nintedo 3ds get it now: goo.gl\oUcPQ
medeferetu 5 months ago
did jon just wake up
TheMinecrafter98 5 months ago
Jeez I fucking..hate being penetrated.
Elusiphin 5 months ago
81 people don't like a tall glass of milk.
BackUpClover 5 months ago
lol, the pirates life is the life for me. and a bottle of win!
GamerN4 5 months ago 2
comb your dong with the donkey kong
Youman22AND7rst 6 months ago in playlist Season 3
wait what Joel made the milk himself? xD
MrDavinsion 6 months ago in playlist Season 3
holy shit Joel.
MrDavinsion 6 months ago in playlist Season 3
Where da fuck is chief when ya need him
runescapemaster401 6 months ago
HEY CHICKA BUMP BUMP
againstallpractices 6 months ago in playlist Season 3