Jackie Chan Adventures - Season 1 - Episode 7 - Bullies - Part 1

[xenos726]

bad day,bad day,bad day!....Very bad day. lmfao

[DarkLizard13]

jackie chan reminds me of goku

[Viperqueen]

"This is how I spray for bugs" *Stomp* xD lol

[i40329]

Jade isn't guilty, it's the boy she crashed...

[PheonixRising2988]

That kid is trouble, waiting till after detention to trail someone who was in it. Any kid who waits that long after school has a vendetta.

[Kunamichan]

Peter Paul and Mary reference! Puff the magic dragon xD

[DAVETH118]

okayy refrence? Woooow 2:05 enter the dragon

[puppycatoon]

VERY far to bathroom

[coolkid6087]

Lol does "Bad day Bad day Bad day Bad day" Motivate Jackie?

[twinkietoucher]

bad day bad day very bad day

[idodo32]

the biggest victory is the battle unfought...

unless its against bugs!!! hya!

[idodo32]

lol uncle isnt helping XD

[ANG32JWOLF]

I'll stupefy you . is it just me or does it sound like some thing from Harry potter

[ilovefairys54]

@ANG32JWOLF it does!oops sorry for shouting. ;(

[TanorFaux2]

@ANG32JWOLF This came before that Harry Potter movie =p but yeah.

[ANG32JWOLF]

Dragon shiney

[manaphy1471]

Mr. Black is white

[Heavengirl1994]

Did Valmont actually say Puff the Magic Dragon?!

[blu8686]

Man, Jackie always seems to have a bad day.

[iGlow145]

"he reminds me of a chimpanzzzeeee"

[amm019]

@iGlow145 "Uncle!" XD

[War2011Machine]

epic win 0:59

[ZomIIXC]

@AsianNickNguyen Valmont. 

[arbitraryGamblignant]

Jade's face at the end of this video: priceless.

[arbitraryGamblignant]

I can already see the moral of the story:

Jackie is supposed to be Jade's role model, and he tells her not to use her fighting skills in anger, yet he does so himself in this episode. EVERYONE LEARNS A VALUABLE LESSON THE END (Except Valmont and his goons. They learn not to sneak around behind Shendu's back.)

[arbitraryGamblignant]

The six people who disliked this video were Val Mont and his goons, because the Shadow Khan don't have youtube accounts and Shendu doesn't have hands.

[residentevilfan4000]

laundry money :D

[dogsrule9908]

Captain Black: you didnt follow them? couldve lead us to valmount himself.

Jackie; I was a little preocupied.

*Captain Black looks at shoes* LOL

I bet his thoughts are like.. woah dang you got burned

[kevonmayers]

When jackie gets made, he goes full beast mode....

[chitownkidfromthe773]

A.bullie who likes disipline hugh who would thunk it...

[LilacSreya]

1:05 - Way to go Ms. Shrimp! ;D

3:02 - The arrogance of that oversize lawn ornament! :P

4:11 , 6:35 & 6:55 - You gotta love Uncle! XD

[miss0interpret]

the thing about season 1 is that the enforcers have some cool gadgets (curtesy of Valmont's money) and are thus somewhat competent and capable... uh, yeah ... Puff the Magic Dragon is about pot smoking, not fire power ...

[miss0interpret]

the thing about season 1 is that the enforcers have some cool gadgets (curtesy of Valmont's money) and are thus somewhat competent and capable...

[candycian]

Whole body becomes a secret weapon......

[shadowdemons117]

thats me i lack disapline

D:

ep ends

[1397051993]

Goddamn, I LOVE the intro song

[ImATumor5]

BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY!

[Shinzo888]

so remember kids kicking a bully's butt can lead to an ally later

[Shinzo888]

so remember kids kicking bullies butt can lead to an ally later

[XKnightLightX]

I really like how jackie got mad becuz it shows how much he cares thru fear though..

[XKnightLightX]

I really like how jackie got so mad becuz i can see how deeply he cares..

[purelife92]

black kids a snitch :(

[Pingbo97]

One more thing... your place is too big! I have to walk veeeeee-llllyyyy far to find the bathroom!!! *Best stern face ever*

[Fragbug]

Interesting how the show usually lets the villains have a few of the important artifacts while letting Section 13 keep most of them until the end of the season.

[thelastair1]

i poopt in my pants for real

[ZombieMonkey7]

That is the most gullible teacher ever

[angelkitten5679012]

Captain Black reminds me of Patrick Stewart.

[kenx213]

"Just like Jackie! He reminds me of a chimpanzee." LOL Uncle is Hilarious!

[FmsLuckyy]

Jackie:maybe you will remember the greatest victory is the battle not faught

Uncle:unless it is FAUGHT AGAINST BUG GNIAH!

Jackie:uh...yes

LMFAO

[Nights1ash]

@QuizratKid7 *Clears throat* Spiders are arachnids

*Looks pretentious*

[KitttyNinja]

Jade: he's on a business trip

Jackie: AAAAHHHHH!

[zixzox0]

why would the dragon statue thing mind, as long as they use the talisman to find more of them/break into section 13

[solarboy62]

@Scoutpower1 but he clearly states it uses a MAGIC dragon's power! MAGIC dragons fire lasers of explosion.

[crayonchan2367]

business trip? why not say inside a volcano jade?

[janvictor1]

Your place is too big. i had to walk very far to find bathroom....hahaha WTF

[Scoutpower1]

The dragon talisman SHOULD give it possessor the incredible power and ability to create, control, and manipulate fire, flame, and heat as they are a dragon's most important an immensely strong and powerful ability and is one of many capabilities dragons possess. 

[magarathan]

thanks for the upload

[mrseximix]

lol my nikka jackie punch dat vase gud! :D

[TyranntX]

6 people couldn't find the bathroom

[KitttyNinja]

Bats...nice work buddy's Jackie.

[SuperFighterCody]

WHOLE BODY BECOMES SECRET WEAPON *strikes pose*

Uncle ftw

[LiamCatterson]

This is what happens when Uncle doesn't get his tea....

[UnseelieKaye]

ONE MOOOORE THING! Ah, I haven't seen this show since I was little. I missed it so~

[elricedeasian]

one more thing

[Xxmonkey58xX]

oooh, he piiiissed...

[Karik1127]

Uncle " Your place toooo big! I have to go very long way to find a bathroom!"

[sparkshark789]

Jackie! I missed you so much! You look like you had a rough day. Can I get you a cup of tea? Maybe some cookies? New shoes?

[praze233]

@QuizratKid7 spiders arent bugs

[raikagekillerbe]

@praze233 i think your thinking of insects

[Navstuh]

uncle i love you!

[ISN1P3DI]

Unless it is faught against bugs! huyuh!

[thekagezchannel]

like jackie he reminds me of a chimpanzeeeee

[cat8919]

the arrogance of that oversized lawn ornament

lol xD

[RaiDarling]

bad day bad day bad day bad day

definatly bad day

[ufffkfkij]

the jackie in this episode is like the yang jackie

[coleboy44andAhalf]

I am trained in the aincent art of but-whoop

drew:LIAR

jade:QUIET DREW!

[UriYeS]

i LOVE jade's backpack XDD

[CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN]

Wow, that's the first time I think I've actually seen Jackie mad. . . .O_O For a second there I was actually scared. . .

[DecepticonFanatic]

Jade: "I am trained in the ancient art of butt whoop." lol Gotta love Jade! :)

[mclace]

uncle+parent teacher conferences= win lmao

[stuixThe13th]

worst bullie ever

[Fireworkatheart]

I love how Jackie is genuinely pissed off at Valmont, not just "he is evil and must be stopped".

Also for an organisation that supposedly has connections to every criminal activity in the world the Dark Hand doesn't have a whole lot of henchmen.

[fidgipl]

"Your men could not find their own shadow"

so ungrateful xD

[kitsancool]

from 6:03 man ..its so funny how uncle response...

[dime363]

epic face at the end

[Gemlock21]

BADDAY BADDAY BADDAY BADDAY!!!

[KathyNguyen911]

Unlce is like my grandpa there are so alike

[XiaolongSimatong]

i never knew jackie would get so mad. he completely lost control. he can't even concengtrate, let alone fight. If you lose control, you will fail everytime. I think the dragon talisman is the embodiment of jackie and valmont's feelings. jackie so wants to take revenge on valmont. will he succeed?

[XiaolongSimatong]

我没想到jackie会这么生气。他完全失去控制。他尚且不能集­中精力，更何况战斗。如果你失去控制，你每次就会失败。我觉得龙­护身符体现jackie和valmont的感情。jackie真­的很想对valmont进行报复。他会实现他的目标？

[KathyNguyen911]

@XiaolongSimatong I did not think jackie would be so angry. He completely lost control. He is still unable to concentrate, let alone fighting. If you lose control, you will fail every time. I think that jackie and valmont dragon amulet reflect the feelings. jackie really wanted to retaliate against valmont. He will achieve his goals?

[XiaolongSimatong]

@KathyNguyen911 ummm... did you use an online translator to translate what i wrote? and why the repeat? i already posted the english translation. not angry or anything, just curious ^^

[KathyNguyen911]

@XiaolongSimatong idk i waz bored lol i know chinese sooo i wazz bored =P

so sry for any hard feelingz

[XiaolongSimatong]

@KathyNguyen911 i don't have any hard feelings...it was just a question is all and i got my answer *shrugs*, case closed

[PplentyOfNeurosis]

Can you please check this video on my channel? It's the first one and I have autoplay on. YouTube says that my video contains an audio that I can't use? Please check it out if you can view it. Tell me if you can or can't.

[powerofanime1]

@QuizratKid7 I'm totally in agreement with you there. Leeches and mosquitoes and the like are creepy. But to me, parasites are the ones the should vanish. *shudder*

[bibekniru]

no intresting

[thepowerlaugh]

he says path of the magic dragon not puff

[123redeem]

i wish he could teach me

[kuronogantzryu]

Angry Jackie 0.0"

[pimpmaster79088]

this tailsmen and the rabbit and ox are my favorite

[powerofanime1]

Come on, there's so many wonderful things they can do! Maybe not flies, but Rhino Beetles can lift 60 or so times their own weight, Dragonflies can fly at 35 mph, Bombardier Beetles are masters of Chemical Warfare, Cockroaches are the only living things on Earth (that we know about) that can survive a nuclear explosion, ants protect the world's crops from pests like the aphid, and termites have installed a primitive form of air conditioning into their homes. They're amazing animals!

[NANLIT90]

Again, the sheep talisman is missing from Shendu's statue form.

[loppytaffy]

isnt puff the magic dragon a song about weed?

[sydneytrix]

nope its Heroin

[loppytaffy]

okay, but the druggs refernce still stands!

[Blairflix]

Uncle is freaking hilarious.

[bruceleroy2012]

I love are smart enough to try and finish off Jackie but he's epic enough to escape anyway

[ninja1125]

i remeber whene i was younge i used to record this on tape (VCR)

I totatly loved the music

[mudbud333]

@ninja1125 holy crap, i just realised how old this show is,lol,i miss the exitement of a new episode

[OmurIlguy]

do u guyz realized that cap black and the black hands eye scars are same

[dudebob234]

@OmurIlguy

um...Black Hand is Eragon, not Jackie Chan.

it's Dark Hand here.

[OmurIlguy]

sorry it was dark hand i mean Velmont and Captain Blacks eye scars are same

[dudebob234]

I knew what you meant, I was just correcting your hand mistake.

I know it's hard w/ all the evil hand groups out there.

[1018315]

they're not, eye scars, just face lines like baggy eyes and such. its part of the artists style

[STONECOLD1988]

oh yeah DRAGON TALISMAN POWER

[dragonbc45]

6:34 LMFAO at Uncle !!!

[ButterGinger]

wow... y'all must of grown up in some badddd schools, the only place i was bullied was in 3rd grade in HI everywhere else if i was bullied i just told my teacher and that was that.

[Horatio268]

Puff the Magic Dragon :]

[dbzkid714]

heh...if its hole body..i h8 to c what happens the next time valmont eats at taco bell....*PPOOOTTT* the place to the ground XD

[gundamWWW]

5:22 lol "Laundry Money" Gold coins...

[blaze841]

u hole body becomes a secred weppon

[kvk4life]

only hands..... and moulth....

[blaze841]

he said hole body

[kiddo5555]

★★★★★

[MrHahha]

thxx 4 uploading u fucking roxs

[19torento]

Why's that teacher upset? Jade did the school a favor by taking care of an asshole. i remember, back in the day, teachers had a knack of getting in the way of stuff like this, taking it outside with the assholes... i remember how annoying it was, and I can definitely sympathize with Jade.

[treehuggerdude4]

it went against patriarchy for a woman to be strong and stand up for herself.

the teacher would have rather jade be beat up or raped. That way, patriarchy could remain intact.

[WatermelonRat]

@treehuggerdude4

Not really, that's pretty standard school policy for both boys and girls. I used to get bullied in school, and whenever I fought back I'd get in trouble. You're supposed to either deal with it or tell the teacher (who rarely does anything). Annoying, but it's just the way things were.

[hinatagirl282008]

i know what you mean. when i was in second grade this girl use to bully me one day then be my friend another day then go back to bullying. she would mess with my mind,

[Superluke71]

uncles real name is sensei

[robingroy]

Actually "sensei" means "teacher in Japanese.Uncle will be Toru's teacher in the next season

[animemstrmnd]

uncle reminds me of my gramps..... exactly like my gramps XD he asian immigrant 2

[HoushiChan1121]

Uncle: ONE MORE THING! You're place is too big. I had to walk very far to find the bathroom!

[KATTALNUVA3]

Uncle: What about tea?!

[dragonheart333]

Jackie just punched a vase and he broke it AWESOME!!!

[Haywood2]

I hope my father when he reaches Jackie's uncles age does not become like that. Then I am going to a place far away.

[blaze841]

6:36 to 6:40 hahaha

[CartoonCrazed09]

lol laundry money and the "ancient art" of but whoop lmfao!

[Cando01]

This is how I spray for bugs.

steps on them

LOL!

[mes20]

I remember when I use to go over to my friends house and watch this show :)

[sonicshadowlord]

i always used to watch this before school and in school i'ed try and do all the moves damn i used to collect the comics and i pretend i had the powers

[mes20]

for me it was i'd get up at 8 just to watch spiderman the animated series before school and then i'd come home for lunch and watch scooby doo (god only knows why i liked that show) but i don't think jackie chan adventures was on at that time, I only saw it when i went to my friends house.

[doknot1890]

Where did you download Jackie Chan Adventures?

[firetoburn17]

and yes im aware that its a childrens show that comment was just for the lols as most peaple would say :)

[firetoburn17]

i dont understand just because he can shoot fireballs doesnt mean hes invincible why doesnt someone just shoot his ass i mean he cant just take a bullet can he?

[steelersfan18now]

LOL. Enter the dragon...exit Jackie Chan. Long live Bruce Lee! He's the best! I know...that's not even what they were talkin about but who cares lol.

[Slayerkid16]

Dude Uncle cracks me up!

[SirKil0t]

@Slayerkid16 Never question uncle!

[DrumBeast05]

@Slayerkid16 "Whole body becomes a seeeeeecret weapon."

[de1043]

lol at that guy stealing the pennies

[freaktoys]

LOL Jackie chan is awesome! he just too good xD

[dajuangrad1]

can he say that.....puff the magic dragon lol 3:31

[htgnef]

Somehow, when I watched all of these episodes years ago, I missed this one. Thanks for uploading. This show is awesome!

[silverrayd]

tiny jade tough

[Roadkill6668]

i love this show!!!!!!!!!!

[lildaynga06]

Uncle: Kung-Fu..the best self-denfense...whole body! becomes a seeeecret weaponnnn!

lol Uncle is the man!

[fredjelucas]

One more thing!

XD

[lildaynga06]

Uncle: this is how i get rid of bugs *stomps foot*

lol

[lostmonkey7]

cool

[Lego2009films]

cool

[MeghKrystyne]

This place is too big! Uncle have to walk too far to get to bathroom!

[PapaSmurff921]

lol, did valmont actually say "puff the magic dragon"

[lildaynga06]

yes...i believe he did..lol

[Moosicadict]

jackie: "the best battle won is the battle not fought"

uncle: "unless it is the battle against butt!"

ahahahah :)

[darkmagickian]

"Bugs." Ubcle was annoyed that Section 13 was "fumigating" the shop -- presumably looking for electronic surveillence devices but maybe legitimately spraying for the Medfly -- they ARE in San Francisco, after all

[punkmetalska]

lol...good for the pores.