G.I. JOE Movie PT 2

[Fuckfacescumbag]

DUKE: And for once we have a BET that will be positive for humanity!!

[Joes glance around nervously for Roadblocks reaction]

[Fuckfacescumbag]

Hmmm. Need to think of a female Cobra name... Moccasonya? Copperheidi? Cobrenda? Anacondalisa? Ah screw it. Im tired and I want to go home. Pythona it is...

[120hazz]

somebody should make a movie about the classic transformers gi joe comic.

[120hazz]

somebody should make a movie about the classic Transformers and gi joe comic book.

[120hazz]

its the ultimate action figure of all tim but they were a bit pricey in denmark

[hillbilly2684]

When i have a child, everything i tell him to do will instantly be followed by "THIS I COMMAND!"

[emperorintellect]

If you guys felt snake eyes got owned what do you think about quick kick? He got his ass handed to him and his leg introduced violently to a cobrala beanstalk by a guy wearing a bug helmet:)

[emperorintellect]

Willgotti: yes apologies I meant at 7:56

[CrimsonNineTail]

I swear you can turn the TV show and movie into a drinking game, each time they say "Yo Joe" or "COBRA" drink.

[CrimsonNineTail]

Gotta say so far a lot of the Joes and Cobras from the TV series seem to be present in this movie. Unlike Transformers the Movie which killed off half of them due to the toys getting discontinued. Can I assume that the Joes and the Cobras in this movie were still available as toys?

[astrocitizen]

9:25 -- it's kinda tough seeing old Joes like Snake-Eyes getting pwned so badly.

[jodecideion]

@astrocitizen Ya he didn't have to get bitched slapped like that!

[DieInFire]

See Luke Skywalker on Hoth against the At-at at 4:41 !!!!

This I command, lol

[emperorintellect]

Does anyone know wth torch said at 10:56?

[WillGotti]

@emperorintellect Are you sure you have the right time stamp? I didn't hear anything at 10:56

[bannerman06]

Say, remember when everyone agreed that Cobra Commander was a frakking moron who only makes things worse? Why on Earth was he allowed to keep a rank above "guy with gun?"

[thecosmicgoose]

why were the joes building that thing out in the middle of arctic tundra? shouldn't it have been in a secured facility?

[Blackulia]

5:21-5:23.."TREACHERY..WERE BEING ATTACKED..FROM BEHIND!!"

[diddymuck]

Eartha Kitt????

[shadowfox1383]

@diddymuck What do you mean Eartha Kitt? The actress for Pythona is Jennifer Darling who did Princess Aeka of Juri in Tenchi Muyou.

[daking03]

IM going to walk around my job and say THIS I COMMAND

[noldd1]

the toys were good back then..and hard to complete them so i swap some

[nemmate99]

The laser sound effects are quite the same as in the beginning of Terminator 2, compare them:)

[amruane82]

Just bought a cobra STUN and a HAVOK on ebay recently. I've wanted them for 20 years after seeing this movie. haha.

[caretoube]

The music from 9:00 on is from tranformers

[arobb2007]

Pythona and Ayeka from Tenchi have the same voice

[shadowfox1383]

@arobb2007 Except she more like Evil Ayeka in this film.

[DrAchO2]

That B.E.T. tactic was only helpful by sheer luck. Had they actually taken this into consideration with their weapons firing randomly its surprising that some G.I. Joe equipment wasn't damaged too. But even still when its the only option you have left available then use it.

[Rodshark75]

@DrAchO2 The weapons they activated were robots, with programming to attack COBRA, and not Joe's, not just mindless weapons.

[paunch30]

how is this even better now Classic

[MrChintaro]

This was good but I always felt Serpentor didn't match with everything else going on. He shoulda been in He-Man and left it to CC!

[failurbanik]

serpentor "i must have the broadcast energy transmiter this i command"

cobra commander "why dont you stfu"

[pdxphreek]

hahaha, not teh B.E.T.!!! :O

[FightingSpirt]

you guys are dorks lol. yay im 19 and still a kid :P

[ZachChis]

4:41-4:43 - They could have at least taken out Darth Vader's breath intake.

[kirra16]

Did SnakeEyes just get bitch slapped...? lol.

[Bigdan1429]

Hugo Weaving should be Serpentor in the next movie

[PlanetoftheRape]

Any else notice the sounds are similar from Star Wars? And that the lazers destroy everything but buildings. And Joe's never die.....

[nottheduck1]

I remember when cobra commander got shot and died in the comics, but he wasn't really dead.

[Purplecatsoup30]

"Let's find out if we've wasted a billion taxpayers' dollars."

Pffft. Whatevs, man. Now the Yankees say: "Let's find out if we've wasted a hundred billion taxpayers' dollars. Oh wait - no, I don't really give a shit."

[viliguns]

WHAT!?! I can't believe that creature just slapped Snake Eyes like that. LOL, I know Snake Eyes could've taken at least four or five down. SMH.

[brinpol]

The problem with this and the Transformers movie is that it's hard to watch the regular TV series after seeing the higher production values, MUCH better animation, and cooler fight sequences in the movies...

[freakgirl]

Serpentor needs to stop screaming "THIS I COMMAND" it's getting old

[holdmyhandtv]

@freakgirl No, you're getting old.

[szejunhong22]

@freakgirl haha. maybe he got ntg else to say =)

[knp278]

Other observations;

1. The battle at the end of this video is one of only a few instances where G.I. Joe takes an industrial grade ass whupping.

2. nemesis enforcer is a beast.

3. Did Snowjob really think getting Cobra Commander would affect the tide of battle?

[knp278]

I friggin love the music from 9:12 onward.

[lodoss900]

Only a billion? Will take 100 of them



[22centman36]

@lodoss900 its only paper , man. We can alwasy print more.

[t0mmyb0y75]

Yes! Snakeyes gets slapped around for once!

[LeeyroyJenkins]

OMG LOL! 4:37 TIE Fighter sound effect! XD!

[quickblader41]

the BET imao

[EvilEuropean]

Worst cockney accent ever!

[mrlovetheblood]

gun ho was also the bomb! just a reminder........

[Rialf6727]

Roadblock is the baddest Joe of them all!

[Elvception1979]

@Rialf6727 B.E.T. LOL

[32rodrick]

The BIG NASTY MONSTERS has just attack The A-Team

[NorEEzta]

G.I. Joe using H.A.A.R.P.?

[vzenvhjc1]

Check out the cobra trooper get shot down in right on 08:37. The animatiors are real slick how that got past the censors.

[Antonellamalabela]

"We're being attacked! FROM BEHIND!"

I love how my mind works sometimes 

[jblcn1042]

Snowjob...hahaha gayest name ever

[tommyt1971]

Heh heh, "FAREWELL WORM!!!!" then "Ayayaayayaay!!!!" 

[tommyt1971]

DESTROY EVERYTHING!!! Ecept the Broadcast Energy Transmitter... GREAT dialog!!

[cellarulz]

gi joe sounds wrong. Action force (full force) much better!

[kehammer100]

Pythona is scary looking! :O

[scockery]

Where can I get a holo-gram clam?

[streck15]

PEW PEW PEW

[cowboykiller47]

The greatest toys on the history of Earth. There was nothing like growing up in the late 80's getting up for Christmas and opening new GI JOE vehicles and figures. Nothing!

[CapitanJusticia]

@cowboykiller47 Hell yeah! Except maybe unwrapping a gift and finding a Transformer in there, lol!

[Dragon1813]

@cowboykiller47 I had 4.

[ajsteele27]

@cowboykiller47 I agree. This and Transformers. They don't make toys like that anymore.

[LeTelecast]

this cartoon puts chest hair on your chest hair. and I saw this when I was 9.

also snowjob is the worst codename ever lol.

[FightingSpirt]

everones comments crack me up lol so much propganda in this move lol. yo JOEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[bildo1977]

At 3:53 you can hear, "What the hell is that?"

[dogsbulloxs]

@bildo1977 3:52 but ya its there lol

[OHMAR1231]

way better than renegades and soooo muc better than rise of the cobra YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE

[Epic410]

I think its a war crime to fire upon troops while they are retreating, GOD BLESS AMERICA

[bannerman06]

"Cobra Commander, you've proven to be incompetent, cowardly, and arrogant!"

later....

"Now, in this next important mission to get the B.E.T. Cobra Commander will be given command over the ground troops!"

[Kolbatsu]

The broadcast energy transmitter.

Also "FROM BEHIIIIIND!!"

[bardstorm]

expected more from snake eyes

[TheKevinWalker]

"So I say to the guy 'I don't care if you drive all night, we're gonna be there by morning!"

"Ahaha! That's funny?"

I was LOLWHUT?ing for like 5 minutes.

[Funream9000]

This movie makes my dick hard!!

[bottle2lip]

roadblock cracks me up...lets wreck some reptiles

[bannerman06]

Judging by the music, Autobot City is under attack!

[CynixBox]

Serpentor was voiced by Dick Gautier (TV version Rodimus Prime and Hymie from Get Smart)

[chug26]

why do the Cobra la guys sounds like arabs lol

[MrNinjaKiwi13]

If you were a hardcore gijoe fan along time ago you realized that duke fell into a coma in every episode/movie

[brignsc123]

2:08 love that part, go go go, COBRA!!!! im 29 yrs old and i feel like a kid just watchn it - i love being a turtle, ooops wrong movie

[dewy200884]

@brignsc123

im 26 & still love these old cartoons. :-)

[andy7666]

@dewy200884 Im 30 and Im chuffed to bits to find all these GI Joe and X-Men online XD Over here in the UK, G.I Joe was called Action Force - G.I Joe sounding too American I suppose.. Still, I loved the figures and had a couple of mini movies on VHS, like one where there was an alternate World where Cobra ruled - that was sweet..

[Dslatenc]

Its Chris Latta

[Shocknlawl]

Nothing like the ole' gernade in the exhaust trick

[swedichboy1000]

lalalalLALalALalalALlalALLlall­a!!

xD

[SteelTheBerserker]

So Serpentor was built from the DNAs of the world's greatest conquerors, but he got his ass kicked in a simple fistfight?!

[Originalman320]

@SteelTheBerserker Serpentor was winning, but Duke scored a lucky hit. You know Serpentor was alot stronger than a regular human, if he survived being hit with enough energy to fry an elephant.

[MarcelisKhaldern]

Am I the only one noticing the loads of sound effects ripped from from star wars in this flick? You can even hear Darth Vader's breathing at 04:42 

[Starscreamsfan]

Liked Snake-Eyes. In this movie he's just in the background but I laughed with him in 2 ocassions:

1) SLAP IN THE FACE!!!!! XD

2) WEIRD NOISE WHEN HE GETS TRAPPED WHILE ESCAPING COBRA-LA

[failurbanik]

@Starscreamsfan thats better than the cobra ninja

i see him ONCE

[superevilposm]

The BET? So Black Entertainment Channel is the secert to human survival.

[777yojoe]

@superevilposm Boradcast .energy. transmitter.  B.E.T.

[insecticon77]

05:23 is it just me, or is that rather suggestive?

[wmoltimore]

I miss the 80's! I remember how awesome this movie was when I first saw it as a child and how cool the toys were. The 80's were the bomb.

[2010thekingofkings]

why i dont get is why cobra commander ran away when he saw pythona?? knowing full well he brought the troops their in the first damn place and he saw her previously in the beginning of the movie. i mean if he was afraid something bad was going to happen to them, then why go there in the first place??

[bondservant83]

@2010thekingofkings he did that on purpose cause he thought pythona was there to assasinate Supentor so he led the troops away so she could kill him then he would be leader.

[777yojoe]

@2010thekingofkings becuz nemesis inforcer smacked the shit out of him and pythona told him to watch his neck...so he ran

[naughtypagan72]

5:25 - I bet Tomax and Xamot are used to being attacked from behind :p

[g8282]

Duke must have some serious balls to fight hand to hand with Serpentor

[eshaw2115]

There is one thing I don't understand. The Joes are testing the BET in the Himilayas.

So why didn't Golobulus just send his own to troopers to go get it. From the way they took out Snake Eyes, it should have been easy for them. The BET is right in Cobra La's own backyard.

[playered85]

@eshaw2115 True, however it could be one several reasons.

1. They don't want to annonce their existence yet.

2. They don't know the full fighting force of the Joes that are protecting the B.E.T.

3. Maybe equal to or less than 1/4 of the population in Cobra La is warrior class.

4. Pass a certain point they don't have the home field advantege

That is how I see this situation.

[mastmedia]

@eshaw2115 "So why didn't Golobulus just send his own to troopers "

Rule#1: Never sacrifice your own troops when you can use someone else's.

[2010thekingofkings]

@eshaw2115 if you noticed too when Duke sent half of the joes forces instead of a full scale, the people of cobra la over took them easily. but with a full scale assault they wouldnt have a chance. if you dont believe that, watch the ending. and playered85 said was true and grat observations. plus if you remembered most of their people were killed when the earths plates shifted and probably destroyed half of the population!!

[Topacio325]

THIS I COMMAND!!!!!!

lol

cobra-la!!!

[Ztinkyy]

Serpentor: "Hiyahghghghghghghghghghg." LOL

[soniqsoulchild]

Cobra Commander and Starscream were voiced by Corey Burton. He is also the voice of Cad Bane in Star Wars The Clone Wars.

[lawmancpa]

@soniqsoulchild Sorry, Corey Burton was Brainiac. Serpentor and Starscream was Chris Latta.

[Originalman320]

@lawmancpa Serpentor was voiced by Richard (Dick) Gautier, who played Rodimus Prime on the regular Transformers cartoon. He is best remembered as Hymie the robot in Get Smart.

[pacificimporters]

@soniqsoulchild it was Chris Latta

[sundancekid726]

03:40, Mindbender look out you dolt!

I love when Cobra Commander (and Starscream) said "dolt", as a kid I then said it all the time.

[Ltdeacon]

BROACAST ENERGY TRANSMITTER = I T E R

[sundancekid726]

4:15, foreshadowing that Duke will have a bigger injury later

[Duvmasta]

When I first heard Dialtone, I though he was French!

[Alive79311]

Do you have the episode where Serpantor was created?

[eddiegfan22]

The crap that BET puts on you would think Cobra actually stole it.

[fixitluis]

@ 9:10 hear some transformers fighting background music from their movie too

[nynjasmurf]

@ 3:20

CC: " This operation is costing us dearly. I hope that your contraption is worth it!!!"

SERP: " That is not your concern. Do as you're told...like obedient lackey!!!!

CC: "LACKEY"!!!! You dare call me a...AHHHH!!!"

This is hilarious and classic at the same time. LMFA!!!

[insecticon77]

05:20 is it just me, or is that rather suggestive?

[9409312]

The G.I. Joe is protecting the Black Enterainment Television.

[mrfantasticE]

@9409312 hahahahahaahahahahahahahaah...­.........no

[tropicalpimp]

THEE most fuckin bad ass cartoon EVER put on tv. PERIOD!

[gombis666]

Snow Job....haha.

[junipree]

how did Snow job's name get approved?

the way censcorship was in the 80s

[Iceman0412]

lol Cobra Commander screams and whines like a little bitch but yet we all love him. WHY!?

[dkupke]

Hey, people still love Britney

[Harshcore811]

@Iceman0412

Because all of his supporters are a little sinister.

[JoakimfromAnka]

@Iceman0412

He has Starscreams voice doesn't he? :)

[777yojoe]

@Iceman0412 bcuz his voice fits the charachter so well....That voice is also plays starscream in transformers...dudes a legend..

[devares2006]

@Iceman0412 And yet he got bitch slapped @ 10:35.

[TheKevinWalker]

@Iceman0412 Because his voice actor was perfect.

[Kolbatsu]

@Iceman0412 because he screams and whines like a bitch. It's hilarious.

[AudioAndroid]

@Iceman0412 because hes our childhood and we salute him for being there for us :)

[amorrison1]

@Iceman0412 He appeals to our inner coward!

[DCMarvel2009]

@Iceman0412 Because...it's fun watching him.

[Ben1977820]

Cant believe snake eyes got taken out that quick.

[SpacerAM2]

@Ben1977820

Cause Snake eyes was a very minor character in this movie. It was the newer character's lime light to sell more figures like Lt. Falcon, Jinx, Tunnelrat, Law & Order , Chuckles , Cobra la, etc.

[Ben1977820]

Okay Roadblock has .50 cal from a mount off of a ship or Hummer..lol...thought that was funny...

[Ben1977820]

I remember when they re-released the old GI Joe toys figures and all, and I remember seeing Nemesis Enforcer, but they got his name wrong on the box cover, it was something like Nemesis Excutioner or Terminatation Enforcer...some stupid name...I went, thats not right....they f--ked up the box cover..how do you do that.

[Ben1977820]

Dreadknots, cut him down!" "Man with a problem quick kick." What are friends for?" Cool Scene.

[lowcomedy]

Pythona reminds me of that hot vampire chick in that campy Ken Russel film, The Lair of the White Worm.

[MrDavid2726601]

If we built one then how would all the CEO's in the elesctric companies afford to feed their greedy and filthy habits? I'd almost say their is a chance that the transmitter was a realistic invention but got shot down by government oversight.

[damnittwice]

Unlimited energy for the world for only a billion dollars? Why haven't we built a broadcast energy transmitter yet?

[ARDCOREARNIE]

any1 else think pythona is strangly hot? LOL ha! she looks like a right filthy bitch

[brokenhalo2001]

lol im glad im not the only one that thinks that he he

[desconocidos27]

she's hot

[dkupke]

A wriggling, writhing snake chick?...yeah, I could get into that. If she is anything like he namesake, she chokes her prey to death....hopefully with her thighs.

[derfmeister]

yeah like the cobra commander voice is the same voice as starscream

[chrismc410]

His name was Chris Latta, yes he voiced Starscream and Cobra Commander. Unfortunately, he's dead now.

[GregN21]

from 4:37 tie fighter voice, you can hear dart vaders breath :D, they stole lot of voices from star wars

[SulliMike241]

Xamot: COOO-!!!!

Tomax: BRAAAA!!!!

[SulliMike241]

YOOO JOE!!!!

[ktoney626]

I didn't like SERPENTOR for real,COBRA COMMANDER built the COBRA ARMY.SERPENTOR wasn't even close a better leader as COBRA COMMANDER.

[lupethejedimaster22]

destroy everything except The Broad Cast energy transmitter ahahah that name is so long ahhaah everytime he says it im crying ahah.... The broad Cast energy transmitter this i command

[mightycowhero]

nemesis enforcer would own baraka any day.

[desconocidos27]

from mk?

[glascotruth]

lol omg cobra commanders voice cracks me up!!!!

lmbo

[painmethod]

anyone else notice at about 4:39 Serpentor's flying vehicle sounds like a StarWars TIE fighter, and when he swings around with Duke on the underside it sounds like Darth Vader breathing for a sec? weird, right? loved this movie as a kid, thanks for posting it.

[WilliamLonghini]

i hear it now. how did you set the time as link to that part of video?

[thesnarkasticone]

The background music is the exact same beat to the one in Transformers during the battle of Autobot City.

[LaDracul]

Serpentor....to quote MST3K, "People who want to rule the world end up looking like real snickerdoodles." XD