I'm so unloved my childhood bath toy was a toaster (AsKassem #29)

[DigitalKpow]

It's funny because he actually is stupid enough to wera a green shirt on a green screen

[BuddhistMonkey9]

Thumbs up if u clicked the skip button during Freds ad

[OfficialDBO]

OMG THE RUNNING AT 1:29 IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HOLY FUCKBALLS

[jimmyakakev]

the running at 1:29 is so epic hahaha

[counterclockwise123]

Would you like to have sex with me?

- Absolutely not

You're a lesbian

[SomewhereFarBeyond29]

Holy shit. That acting was possibly worst than the acting in Plan 9 from Outer Space.

[SomewhereFarBeyond29]

@SomewhereFarBeyond29 worse*

[sickman112]

ROFL 4:30 funnies cunt hahaha

[fyllo2010]

2:36 fail at shirt :P

[undefinedpurpose]

HAHAH 'oh snap.. this is gettin interesting...' *stone face*

[69partyrock]

all these vids made me fail my english paper.....

[markus24q]

idiot with a green shirt on a green screen 2:35

[macbaconburger]

2:37 your shirt looks like swiss cheese.

[Bull3tCal]

KassemG What a D  ICK!

[MoonHawk98]

Are you wearing a priest's shirt? It looks very holy.

[natcat1111]

im also tall enough to eat a john fucking na

[YeesSiir]

Wearing green in front of a green-screen? :P

[DoyleSmithTV]

best ask kassem ever for the kardashian thing :')

[NathanXPablo]

seriously the BEST ASKKASSEM EVER....EVER FUCKING EVER...! I WATCH THIS ONE LIKE ONCE A MONTH

[IPepperz]

Green shirt idiot.

[ian19922]

Laughed my ass of at 1:29

[jzombie01]

Chloe kardashians acting is painful

[MSGPresident]

Mary Doodles?

[Playlikemusic]

lol @ :43 seconds.. thats me! haha.

[shamrock608]

29 is the size of my dick hahhahahaaahahaha , never gets old

[GamesAreAwesome]

kassem's shirt is green screen fail

[xxxNina1]

lol look at kassem at 2:43 idiot

[juliameretemork]

NOOOO!!!! Kassem's nose killed He-Man!!!!!

[mahabra695]

FUCK THAT NOISE. I WAKE UP TO THAT EVERYDAY.

[Pe1Rn]

KassemG's nose is big...by egyptian standards.

[mgc542s]

THUMBS UP IF JON FUCKING NA IS BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS >:D

[marysaurus3]

My name is mary...

needless to say when you asked if she wanted to have sex I said fuck yes

[shellbeee23]

LOL BRETT(:

[Ieatsoyabeans]

I love Brett

[singxplayxdance]

Haha that RUN!!!!! Bahahaha

[sandman132435]

LOL, when they stopped laughing, I started laughing hysterically!!!

[DarkSlaYer4747]

His name Mick, and he was a real son of a bitch

[andybpiano]

That's a nice Misfits shirt Vinny is wearing.

[MrFreshSoFly]

That Fucking Run xD

[n3rd0al3rt]

ROLLIIIIIIIIIING

[wascal2009]

KassemG's nose is bigger than Ron Jeremy's dick.

[emily94jpstarrison]

I laughed so hard I nearly choked when he started doing that run. Oh kassem.

[abb14asi]

Kassem i love you bro but i can see through you

[SevenWondersHD]

You can be invisible??? Lucky

[DIVAD291]

after the dinosaur joke i went tu-dum and SLAP...it was amazing

[volen24]

Green shirt on green screen AWESOME!!!

[StopUsingChickens]

02:36 greenscreen fail

[recklesscorgie95]

WOW,thats all i have 2 say

[090erick]

Lol when he slaps all of them in a line, parts of his shirt are the same colour as the green screen.

[Butterkupp1]

Kassem looks like swiss cheese.

[MrPhish21]

the slapping makes me laugh my ass off

[TheMuziqGuru]

rape face at 1:22 .. can you spot it??? lemme give you a clue look for the beard

[Wheresmyphone1]

Oh snap!

[TheKrisBliss]

is that really how you run?? lmao!

[mvdproductions1]

kassem your shirt fails so hard in this video. same color as the green screen hurr durr

[bruceleefitness]

i mish this endend at 2:49,troll face

[SWEETRHYSIE10]

couldn't stop laughing through the whole episode

[bruceleefitness]

@SWEETRHYSIE10 try harder

[ArcaneAssasinvG]

I lold at 1:22

[welcome763]

Does his nose have it's own zip code?

[PatronTweed]

im gonna need medical attention for watching those clips

[MrESZ88]

3:53 fail

[Razzy248]

Love ur run ;D

[MLIBLAX83]

It's cause you touch yourself at night you fucking idiot. HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[HeyitsDJCarr]

1:01 all the way!!

[stepsister8]

askassem are fucking hilarious

[thatguy0810]

29 in milimeters

[MlsLovesRWJ]

At 2:42, since his shirt is green it looks like he has holes in his shirt from the green screen

[dorvil91]

His run at @1:30 had me dieing.

[Beast01Killer]

Is ur fly unzipped

[TallDarkandHandsome3]

Does Kourtney even realize how terrible she is at acting? She has the same emotional range as Stephen Hawking.

[nintendork0943]

The running makes me laugh every single time I watch it.

[DanBonRP]

the guy at gamestop said my stuff brakes kuz i tuch myself at night

[adlitam321]

stupid enough to wear a green shirt on a green screen :L

[J0rDanCAl3k5a]

OK! Who shot Kassem!!

[Ttizzle3000]

Ur uhh...ur lookin a little transparent there dumbass. Hehe, u look kinda like an...an idiot whodecided to wear a green shirt in front of a green screen.

[ivybee1996]

Thumbs up if you kept laughing cause of Kourtney Kardashians acting :D

[ilovesean303]

your laugh is so funny hahahahaha

[TheTechBible]

kassem got jelous when an asain midget showed his junk

[ThePureAwsomenesss]

finny is a worse actor than chloe kardasian

[MrJoeMother]

2:36 , 3:22 & The End , the greenscreen image showed on Kassem's shirt :P

[brosephmahoney]

i was just about o post about his awesome run... but then people would think i copied it

[rogernator5000]

lol green shirt

[MrClintox]

1:12 hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa



[n188690]

family guy reference

[Paintballer25604]

Lol at 2:36. His shirt has green in it so you can see through him.

[AreusAstarte]

The guy at 4:28 is so fucking hot....

...not the monkey. THE GUY! xD

[Modgraham]

@AreusAstarte regular american kid. kassem's the handsome one !

[AreusAstarte]

@Modgraham Of cause he is. But that guy is really hot too. We don't have guys like that in Europe xD

[TheCavalierKing96]

I bet lots of guys stopped on the lesbian image...

[ang3la18]

aww isaac is so tiny!

[RainingTearsx]

omg that height measuring board that Kassem was standing in front of is from Hong Kong MTR!

[makinbacon93]

Its funny how u always were those jeans?

[35Favorites]

How do you keep your nose from spearing your friends through the head when you kiss them?

[DoyleSmithTV]

when you all impercinated kourtney i spit my drink onto my screen :L

[Swagtastic1223]

Kassem has to buy a extra plane ticket for his nose.

[skippipoussi]

My video bug at the explosion of Jon Fucking Na. I guess that mean something

[SoberDevotion]

Kassem's see through .

Also , I almost pissed myself when you were running. Just thought you should know .

[stebiu]

aw, snap!

thats what my google chrome says when something is getting fucked up

[GundamChimpBits1]

I will hunt you down and take your nose as my trophy

[nebhuskers923]

You stole that dinosaur joke from family guy, fagnose.

[Kat96music]

Kassem running = me pissing.

[FabuLillianous]

Every Askassem needs to start like this.

[Insulintripper]

Kassemg is upset because a navy seal killed his dad.

[MeBeCatherine10]

THIS WAS ON THE NEW YORK TIMES A MONTH AGO.

[olli1742]

/watch?v=Bz_tQ8x-5H8

watch this out!!!

[Nahclaf]

your a idiot

[dnbnme]

I like how your shirt becomes see through. It's the coolest looking fail I've seen in a while.

[vivalabellavita94]

1:29 :D

[ArbitersGrounds18]

i love that you slap all your friends, cuz i do tooo! pretty sure it`s...unhealthy. cuz the urges just overpower my sense of right and wrong. but yeah. i respect that.

[johnspoop]

ROOLIIEEEEE!!!

[LadyGagasMonsterFan]

@johnspoop he actually said "ROLLIIIING!!!!!!!!!"



[LadyGagasMonsterFan]

LOL KASSEM RUNNING AT 1:30

[SonicVersusMario]

Awesome invisible shirt where can i get 1?

[VivaLaRayna22]

When you ran i laughed SO hard

[CcanCcaglar]

@VivaLaRayna22 ;MFAO SAME OMGGGG LOOOL

[DarkSlaYer4747]

What was so racist about that animal scene??

[klairkrosby]

Why are you so Fucking Funny?

[julius350z]

Your show kept me up til 3 am thanks kassemg=) love the show

[EpicPoseidonBeard]

JON FGUCKING NA

[MrPabloFTW]

Ha! Idiot wore green!

[christianlinares1]

Englishman

Since there is called the funds that appear behind of the video please say to me

español

como se llama los fondos que aparecen atrás del vídeo por favor díganme

[Jraiser786]

You guys aren't very observant...

[okotron5000]

that ackting was horrible

[silvercivik]

@okotron5000 Your spelling is horrible.

[georgemansalsa11]

that monkey made me laugh so hard

[AsianDinglehopper]

Click 1:19 repeatedly.

[Quinnasaurusrex]

KassemG has sexual intercourse with the same sex

[ZigZagDaSnake]

I have to watch this when in hight, but i think i might die from laughter :)

[willydog98]

@ZigZagDaSnake I is one of wonder of the world.

[willydog98]

@ZigZagDaSnake It is one of wonder of the world.

[Samibaby43]

do the haters get popular ?

[xBeetina]

1:27 UOOOOUUNNNNN :D hahahha he's funny

[DarkSlaYer4747]

lol ROOOLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTT

[92Brianna2010]

I never thought that would get so many thumbs up... BTW- I usually hate asking for thumbs up but i did it that time...

[Tommau5]

3:33 "its because you touch yourself at night you fuckin' idiot" lmfao!

[MochizMuM]

@Tommau5 family guy reference! 

[hmian456]

6 frikin 1 u should play in the nba

[408XavageIV]

JON ... FUCKIN ... NA!! ..(SAY IT SLOW)

[EL3CTR0Z1N3]

4:07 there is a face in the planet....

[danielmon4]

1:30 lmao!!!

[TheCaveman005]

whats the tv show called

[mahb0wzinyomouf]

Haha! 1:22, jon FUCKING na is just smiling. (:

[Jessmo198]

He has holes.

[Abalos65]

ROOOOOOOOLLLINGGGGGGGG!!!!

[tommyx1995]

ASSCHASM CAMOUFLAGE

[sirmillman]

Hi my name is kassem, wanna fuck?

[Huzyormammy]

The Misfits' shirt:)

[HeyLittleWorld1]

Kassem...I do notice that your shirt is transparent in some places.

[lukeball10]

his song he sould make a longer version

[ConorLewisTV]

1:29 epic run

[KittiMitties]

lol i didnt even notice the green screen fail until now xD

[drtyngrbby]

Thats a gap shirt



[XChugChugX]

LOL 1:30

[Immortalcheese]

KassemG became rebecca black to try to be better looking

[superheroarjun]

2:42 thats why you dont where a green shirt infront of a green screen

[stuffhistory]

can someone send me a link or a show where khloe kardashian was acting on? it looks terrible haha

[willisiam15]

'kassem g fingered his sister and found his dads wedding ring' had more thumbs up than the title...

[hockeygal519]

hahah he looks like he has bullet holes going through him :D

[KaatAttack]

Best run ever :')

[DevilsFan4004]

1:29 BEST RUN EVER

[the7HAM7mask]

ooh Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

[TinyTiff12]

I Like how Kassem looked here... he looked cute ^_^

[AdarshVader]

when they stopped laughing i started laughing

[ilikeshaynpeter]

Why why why is brett gay:'(