The Great Mars Cover-Up Part One

[Sterlacea]

I didn't know they had TV in Haiti. The reporter is kind of spooky, weirdly over emotional.

[bulekki]

this is so fuked up

[logicbeforematter]

I thought it was pretty good. I enjoyed it. Thanks for the video.

[megatron3804]

Fuck

[megatron3804]

Fuck I wasted my time watching this shit

[hariemonkeyblz]

dont waste your time watchin this shit like i did fuckin stupid

[matThaHatter]

@hariemonkeyblz thank you; wasting irreplaceable time on BAD VIDEOS makes homer "A 'SUMTHIN-SUMTHIN!'"

[paterson44]

these guys serious?

[norb1937]

They should concentrate on fixing their island up after the earthquake instead of getting involved in bullshit.

[TheAmbiorixXx]

@norb1937 you mean the one t hat happened in 2010 while the vid was posted four years prior to that?...yeah , damn those people should have been able to look into the future and predict the earthquake so they could have prevented it .......ffs

[britishgoose01]

looks like borat

[gongme]

I see there haitian. I remember when they had there crisis and usa sent 50 to 70 thousand troops and support to help them and a senator questioned if they shouldn't spread there people around the island so it wouldn't tip over so funny when the military spokes man just sort of smirked to stop laughing i think and just replied we don't see this being a problem but the senator kept going he thinks it floating. Dude time to get some new advisers.

[kelsopoolie]

Fuck niggers!

[TheSuperphleb]

holy shit is he like really a news guy lmmfao.

[iTeaze888]

HOLLER NEWS AT 5-0 YEAH BABY! This is baaaaad, the intro should"ve been warning enough, but haitian TV (or whatever) is very very strange.

[porscheghcje]

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[Wodey25]

Hahaha Jovan the gold-jacket Michael Jackson lookalike beat reporter is TOTALLY AWESOME!!!! WHERE CAN I FIND MORE OF THIS GUY'S WORK??

[bulekki]

ur a moron.

[55mautak]

This is so stupid,what's the cover up about this??

[bartronZ]

the reporter, Jovan, sounds like he's on crack,everything is so astounding to him...

this is hilarious

[CmtePiu]

this is michael jackson from thriller...

just missing the red jacket.

hahahaha

[RCTPatriot75]

Oh my God I can't stop laughing.

[MrTerrificII]

Stupid shit.

[supercookieduster]

haha, well at least Haitian news talks about important stuff. American news turns everyone into media whores and ass rapes them with stupid shit about lindsey lohan and lebron james.

[cantbuytime]

@supercookieduster

i concur

[adeellime]

oh shit i thought was borat for a second

[lykopis]

hahaha those reporters man lol

[afroballer]

Is this a joke?

[Blitz4000]

What a bunch of weird people. They could be the martians. LOL!

[Cosmored]

This is a little off-topic but-

The Apollo moon missions were faked in a studio. To see a partial summary of hoax evidence, google "The Naked Scientists". In the "New Theories" section of the forum there's a thread entitled "Did We Land on the Moon?". The summary is on page 15 of the thread. It's the 7th post from the top.

Also, do a YouTube search on "MarsFaker".

[Burdock007]

LOL

[shugies]

i thought this was borat

[ThePaulrmcadam]

What z fuck es dis?!?! LMAO!

[mrstackem2009]

lma0!!

[ogskeetdizzle]

lol i love how they emphasise everything , they are way cooler than our reporters

[wavepsychic]

Is that Micheal Jackson?

[crainey1]

@wavepsychic HAHA looks like em.

[GerSHAK]

5 stars oh my God :,D

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

This is absolute gold. *wipes tear from eye*

[nivek0270]

wtf is going on here?

[ServerForFree]

4 blck people all togheter on a TV ! = o

Why any white ? :(

[vetttech1999]

Correct me if im wrong but dont you need AIR to use a parachute????

I need air to use mine!!!

[drreedindeed]

You need an atmosphere, not necessarily earth-like "air". Such as when the Huygens probe landed on Titan.

[DaMerovingian68]

What kind of ghetto newscast is that!!!

[50N1C800M]

lmao

[valdemar8]

@DaMerovingian68 LMAO! I was thinking the same thing. Those people sure do love to smile a lot, haha ;-)

[crow812009]

nothing went wrong...we were told to discontinue for certain reasons.  Yes there is life on mars and also life on most of our sister planets.

[PrincessJuJuBear]

Hello? You make is sounds like you were involved in the mission. Tell us more!

[colsh1690]

wacko jacko's a mars man

[ApalosRocks]

GET OFF THE EARTH PLEASE...

[Fade9150]

When did Borat start studying Mars.

[Armando2012102]

Jacko's bizarre twin. Man, that's one creepy SOB! But he did an OK job.

[bobcole227]

Dude, I think that guys an alien.. He's friggen creepy looking

[jasonfish07]

HAHA YA NOT WRONG! man thats one of the creepiest dudes ive ever seen lol he looks like a genetic mutant from michael jackson land or something

[MyOtherBeaver]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

im still laughing as i type

[manchiald]

fuckin borat

[ColinGWood]

in SHAWWK!

[livingthehardlife]

damn epic weather reporter

[Lyrikkalmurda]

MICHAEL JACKSON!

[cortezforever]

that dude looks like a demon.

[guidav123]

he is at least related to the jacksons somehow..lol

[02javis]

a loose nut ..or many loose nuts.

for a moment I thought the reporter was michael jackson.

[TricKyMcTrickPants]

Skipped off the surface and flew into space..?!?!?! Do you realize how fast that thing must have been going! Imagine something skipping off the surface of earth and flying out into space? BULL SHIT!!!!!!

[mattjonesguitar]

i would also think haitian television would be in creole and not in english

[Babyhowdy233]

It usually is in French, but in these last few years you find more and more programs in English.

[Darealwhip]

This is an attempt to confuse and ridicule the facts about Mars... Stupidity have not limit

[lFlash4]

"Stupidity have not limit"

Yes we have you as an example for that.

[tisdue]

And this is my son H.W.

And I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

[panchoplex]

which sketch show is this?

[baggies70]

Is this supposed to be a comedy show?

[kikeyanez]

i thought the same thing dued looks like micheal jackson before he paided 2 become a alien grey

[deathplatoon]

look , its borat

[dagisto1987]

1:16 wuhauhauhauhauha and is there really life on mars [o.0]

[luridplanet]

I've had 3 daytime UFO sightings, but this is still too hilarious. "A loose nut", indeed - I can't watch anymore, laughing to hard.

[dagisto1987]

special effects are really nice 2 LOL

[starview1]

dAH

[dagisto1987]

Looks like micheal jackson if he stayed black

[lumpfish99]

TIME WASTE ALERT

[alkarl007]

......what a disgrace....we have to take a more serious approach to issues like this....videos like this could discredit the truth.............they're out there.....

[daymeion24]

thanks for posting this video some of the information was never showed before

[qzq12345]

Wow wtf is with the people and we're not toddlers

[GadgicTheHedgehog]

I'm at 1:23 and I can't watch anymore. I can't help but think that this whole two-part series is just a joke.

[gee100]

lol.. you made it that far ?! I'm at 00:59.. time to go.. lol

[HotBoyLawson]

these ppl looks pretty perverted and scary like image... micheal jackson? GO dec 21 2012 Nibiru woooooot and annunaki, can't wait to see these suckers .

[icetech43]

three minutes into this...can't take anymore... there's no information and I feel like an idiot watching this. Can't believe this is a serious production.

[89ef]

x2

man

[generalmike133]

14101 of us i think

[renasc]

Love the music

[rtsguy13]

it looks like a video you would watch in 3rd grade.

[brazensteel]

The reporter looks like a young Micheal Jackson. Those silly Hatians, it's like watching a SNL skit.

[zolessi]

Skipped off the surface of Mars and veered off into space?? What physics class are they working from? It's all a load of crap! NASA (Never A Straight Answer) is a front. And the narration on this video make it sound more like a comedy than a documentary.

[johnabcat]

They probably meant that it skipped off the atmosphere like a stone skipping across water, striking at too shallow an angle. It never made it anywhere near the ground.

[zolessi]

Hi John,

I realize that. The problem is that skipping in that fashion is such a rare thing - the angle and the other factors have to be just right. It just sounds like a lame excuse for what happened. I guess I'm jaded.

best,

robert

[johnabcat]

I don't blame you for being jaded. At the end, wasn't that a really cool theory that they had planned on sending the craft to an unknown rendezvous? That is such a sweet story. Remember Apollo 13? For that matter, any Apollo had to hit at just a precise and tiny atmospheric window or else they would either burn up or be flung back into space.

[logitechsucks]

there WAS life on mars but it got fucked over becuz of nukes like whats going to hapen to earth

[exivilon]

At this fuckin rate, we'll NEVER know the truth! (sigh) |(

[darkie18]

how can ppl take thisn subject seriously wid dikheds like this

[Diarmuidp07]

The weather man 'can you hear me now' Malabu

[Astarkat]

you idiots this is obviousley evidence of aliens, look at the presenter HE IS MARTIAN

[bannehzita]

dude ur hilarious i was actually thinking that 2 hahhahah lol

[jillh10]

ffs

[lapmarty666]

just listen to the whole sound of it im no scientis..but this should be listen as a joke.. i mean i think it was make as one..

this is acutally pretty funny but my gosh please..just listen the name..look at the actor..this is a mediocre production with all people sounding funny..

[juliijulii]

The reporter is michael Jackson

[garrapata8008]

LOL holy shit !! it is him !!!!

[juliijulii]

lol

[celtic96]

Sorry, not funny.

[SeldomScene]

parody...

[mumblegrumble]

sorry osamah is still alive

[mumblegrumble]

its fuckin borat

[TboneBiggums]

This thing must be some big joke... Scroll to the 4:27 mark Pasadena, California... What makes you think it's Haiti anyway? Because it says HaiTV in the bottom right corner? HaiTV does not stand for Haiti... Try looking up HaiTV.

[kkkiwi]

Stupid.

[atombee]

you watched it

[kkkiwi]

Yes and I could only make that kind of comment AFTER watching it moron

[atombee]

well, your opinion is always valued at my little corner of the internets. thank you.

[PubPundits]

It's some college kids posing as haitians. Haitian tv wouldn't be in english, it'd be in Creole/French.

[thulekrieg]

Cool subject! But still very odd program!

[jovanrameau]

you are correct... it was an acting gig I landed while studying acting at the Insttitute for Advanced Theatre Training at Harvard University...

jovan rameau

[jeroid]

What an odd programme.

[JaalaJ]

You fool. What the fuck is this supposed to be?!

[atombee]

Well, any moron could see that it is part of a weird TV news special that was broadcast from Haiti. That would be any moron, but I suppose that, even within the general moron community, you fall into the "special" category.

[JaalaJ]

Really? You mean that it wasn't real? So am I the idiot or are you the wanker for thinking that I actually thought it was serious? You fall into the 'extra special' catagory you dumb twit. Good day to you.

[atombee]

Well, jaalaj ... It was real, in the sense it was actually broadcast at some point from a commercial television station in Haiti. So to answer your question, I think it is safe to say that you are the idiot, esp. since you initiated this farce, from which I will now withdraw, since my father taught me to never match wits with an unarmed man.