As someone that doesn't follow football, this is exact what it sounds like to me. There is constant football all he time. Can't hate the sport though.
I'm always slightly suspicious of guys that like watching mens' football, particularly with the amount of hugging and kissing involved. Me? I much prefer girls' gymnastics.
Mitchell and Webb I can sympathise with your complaints about endless hype. its the same feeling I get when having your shit shows shoved in my face all the time.
I love Mitchell and Webb this was a great sketch... LMFAO when I first saw it because I am actually even more obsessed with football than this makes people out to be...
@PoisonedAl I'm not American or that big a fan of American football, but "retarded" is not a very accurate word for describing American football. If you're not familiar with the game it's like Sun Tzu designed it as it relies so much on strategies, formations, risk-assessment, predicting your opponents' tactics, and appraising your own players before attempting certain plays. That's why the coaches get the Gatorade dumped on them after a win instead of the individual players.
FOOTBALL uses your foot , americans have feet where there hands should be clearly ,and out of eveyrsingle sport , football has the most stretegies positioning and skills required ,retarded suits NFL perfectly
@HEROENGI Who gives a shit what they call it? Maybe the Americans have begun using "foot" in the gladitorial sense as in "foot soldier". Their game IS a small war simulation after all. And who cares what percent of sports fans in Europe are culturally insensitive? Would we be making fun of some sport that was played primarily in Rwanda?
If American Football is a war simulation then Australian football is a genocide simulation. Those Aussies don't fuck around, sometimes people even go to fights and a game of football breaks out.
Premier League = get 4 cups labelled ManU, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal, and chuck a ping-pong ball at random into one of them. Basically what you get to see every year. Occasionally teams like Man City/Spurs will have a flash-in-the-pan, but you can largely ignore them. The teams are meaningless anyway because mostly their stars are from overseas and have nothing to do with the cities the clubs represent. Meanwhile the crass commercialization and the endless analysis further debase the sport.
These days its fashionable for everyone to piss on sky (mainly the people that dont have sky) and its coverage, but the same idiots are forced to shell out 150 pound a year for the BBC also known as a bunch of repeats from 10 years ago, blokes fucking around in the attic and car boot sales, and the dregs of sport sky dont want. And if you dont pay for this GARBAGE you get prison time.
No one has a problem with that, but they are happy to slag sky for delivering what the customer pays for.
Am I the only person who just has a passive interest in football. I nether love nor hate it. I like watching the matches but I hate the constant over the top build up to games, After game over analysis and constant game stats. And I freakin' hate "football chat". When commentators come off with shit like "They just weren't hungry for the win today etc". Constant arguing over who is the best team overall (No-one can win this argument). Mitchell pretty much sums it up here though.
what most non-football fans commenting on here don't seem to understand, is that every TRUE football fan feels the same. the over-commercialisation of football (from sky in particular) is destroying the sport.
I don't hate football, but this does perfectly capture the strange culture in football coverage where EVERY SINGLE MATCH IS SIGNIFICANT WITHOUT EXCEPTION AND IT NEVER EVER STOPS.
The west is being destroed by immigration and both the elements on the left and right who like this give us sports as a rconsolation to appease our tribal insticts. In the USA, we have the terrible NBA were grown men spend their days worshiping street thugs dribbling a ball. The only sports I approve of our soccer and the NHL.
@knightschwartz Your nation are almost entirely immigrants. Do the people who lived in America before you did have the right to complain that you're destroying "their" west? There's a reason that tribal instincts are dying out as the world becomes more connected, because most of us realise it's better to get on with people than it is to stay in your own insular group and be hostile to others. For most civilised people it's just a game.
@GraemeSinclair The native americans had a liberal immigration policy, how'd that work out for them? You sound like you will be really happy when England is minority English and when Paris is majority muslim. You love the destruction of EUrope don't you? You think the new majority is going to hold hands and sing koombya? You idiot throwing away your civilization. I hope you like being dispossed. Lick your new masters boots.
@knightschwartz I think you're confused. Sure, the Native Americans had a liberal immigration policy, if by a "liberal immigration policy" you mean "genocide and forced destruction of their culture."
P.S. I would ease off the Rush Limbaugh program, or whatever equally psychotic personage you follow. An open mind and a little clarity do wonders for the delusions you suffer.
@garethac81 No im not one of those fans at all, i just dont find it funny. There isnt a right or wrong answer, i bet i find things funny you dont, individual preference :)
@2chopper21 it's not canned, they show the sketches to a live audience to determine which ones are hits and which ones are misses and record the laughter.
Is anyone else VERY sick of all the sarcastic "this is a quote from the video" comments? They irritate the fuck out of me more than the so-called "spoiler comments" ever did.
This should be captioned 'Soccer, Soccer, Soccer' or gay, gay, gay. Dude this ain't Football it's gay soccerball. What an idiot! Thanks for wasting my fucking time.
@angels77100 "Dude" piss off :) firstly there's no such thing as soccerball. That's an object ^_^ also this IS football, what you're thinking of is american football. American football is called, by all other people and by all other nations, american football. Only by americans is it called football. This is a British comedy. Does that explain it?
@zimgo No it dam well doesn't explain anything. This asshole captioned it wrong. Football is Football, a real sport. This is Soccer, which is only played by Girls. And I didn't watch much of it once I discovered it wasn't Football, so I've no idea what the hell kinda show this is.
@angels77100 well if you're not going to watch it don't comment on it. He didn't caption it wrong, the show and presumably the person who made the video are both british so to them what you call soccer is called football.
@zimgo I beg to differ sir. Just because it turned out to England/Pakistan doesn't alter the fact that it's wrongly captioned as 'Football'. Football is Football dude. Soccer is a completely different thing altogether. Soccer is mostly played by girls and not considered a real sport.
@angels77100 soccer is the incorrect name attached to football by yanks. so it is actuarly american football you like :/ as some guy was unable to create a name for it and borrowed one from the English which already existed. also american football is awful and requires no skill. simply being idiots on steroids or just fat, fighting a similar team of bruits
PS: do not misconstrue this as me being a football guy , I am not. just felt compelled to point out your peculiar error.
@angels77100 soccer is the incorrect name attached to football by yanks. so it is actuarly american football you like :/ as some guy was unable to create a name for it and borrowed one from the English which already existed. also american football is awful and requires no skill. simply being idiots on steroids or just fat, fighting a similar team of bruits
PS: do not misconstrue this as me being a football guy, I am not. just felt compelled to point out your peculiar error.
@angels77100 mate its widely regarded as the biggest sport in the world you need to look outwards more rather than just domestically. you "might" learn something. american football is played in large numbers in how many countries? one. cricket and rugby have more of a following. that tells you all you need to know about the quality of it. and that people with intelligence are able to see past the advertising to what is actually happening on the pitch, and do not like what they see!!
@shaun698 Yeah, I appreciate you taking the time and trying to help me to comprehend the game of soccer little Buddy. But seriously, over here in the greatest sporting nation on earth, we just look at it as a girl's game and not to be taken seriously. Don't get me wrong, In the African soccerball cup (Or whatever it's called) we did watch Team USA vs Team England, but it was really boring dude. And plus the game ended on a tie. I mean like what was that??????Nobody won?????But thanks anyway.
@angels77100 i love that you believe that you are the greatest sporting nation on earth its so sweet how simple you are. in the end they are all just pointless games so the real question is why do you care is their nothing else in your life. however, Derived from the English game of rugby, American football was started in 1879 with rules instituted by Walter Camp, player and coach at Yale University. football "proper" started in England in 1863. but, it was played in china centuries before that.
Yeah Shaun. I'm certainly not going to argue with you as you seem to know a hell of a lot more about this sport than I possibly ever will. But, I was under the impression that it was the South Americans who invented this sport. Spain, Brazil, Argentina etc. Then they introduced it to Europe and the UK and so forth. Some nations even have professional soccer players and Leagues now. Hey check out the little Brazilian dude Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for Royal Madrid in Spain. (Youtube him)
@angels77100 Rolando is Portuguese "genius". also the guy is right the Chinese developed the concept o0f the game originally!! look it up its pretty simple to find if you look for the facts :/ rather than simply believing what your told look past the obvious towards the trough ;)
@pauljs1989 Yeah Paul. But as I told Shaun, I'm certainly no expert on Soccer. I mean the concept is relatively simplistic in itself. Two teams, one ball. You shoot the goal and it's a point. Highest point wins. But it's incredibly boring to watch. There's no rules really. No strategies in place. Just kick the ball, and shoot the goal.
@angels77100 their is strategy, as there is in all sport. It may be difficult to see in a poor game or a scrappy game. But, if you watch a decent team like Barcelona, you will see that it is less obvious than in some sports but when it is flowing it can be quite visible. this is coming from someone pretty disingenuous towards football. I just like the guy in the video he is a comic marvel ;)
@pauljs1989 I understand. But you mentioned the guy in the video as being a comic marvel ie; A comedian. I seriously thought that guy was a soccer player or something. I mean no offence, but soccer players can be fat, thin or any shape as it isn't really a physical game.
@angels77100 Well Angels :/ (prat) ;) not all footballers are fat some yes, mostly no but then they do train for over 4 hours every day. as for your inferring that "shit-ball" players are athletes they generally weigh close to 400lb which is fat. really fat. :) and he is a quality comedian. their are plenty of clips all serving as proof of that
@pauljs1989 Train for 4 hours everyday? Doing what? Shooting a goal? Don't be ridiculous dude. Anyone can play soccer, even professionally. Football is obviously something you don't comprehend. For example, our wide receivers are sprinters, faster than Olympians in some cases. Dude face it, nobody watches pathetic soccerball except a handful of Europeans.
I'm a fan of both sports and I can't think of a single NFL WR who is faster than an olympian sprinter (who I assume you're referring to). Just because soccer players don't crash into each other doesn't make it a non physical sport. Average professionals run 6-7 miles a game.
@angels77100 It's by far the most popular sport in the world you moron. The world cup is second only to the olympics as the biggest sporting event on earth! By the way Spain is in Europe.
@GotmyplaceinHell Yeah well your answer kinda makes sense. A hell of a lot more sense than the other idiot's explanation that football shouldn't be called football & soccer should be called football. Cheers for that anyway buddy.
@GotmyplaceinHell By your logic all sports which involve a ball and players on feet should be called football - which would include hockey, cricket, basketball, volleyball ...
@angels77100 hahahaha....you're a moron. I read through all of your ignorant comments. Obviously, you have never played soccer (aka, football in the rest of the world which is, believe it or not, NOT American). It is an extremely physical sport, requiring more agility, strength, skill, and finesse than American football. The idea it is just a "girls sport" is a chauvenistic American idea that is completely unfounded except through your bigotry. Grow up, you loser.
@radiospeaker If American football is such a physically undemanding sport then why does your NFL feel the need to hire linemen who can bench press 700 lbs or running backs capable of running 40 yards in just 4.4 seconds? (I was amazed after converting those figures into the metric system) From what I've read one of your presidents was going to outlaw the game because of all the fatalities going on until they introduced padding, and players STILL get injured frequently.
@Aiyiyiyiify ACTUALLY, I never said it wasn't an undemanding sport, I just said that football (soccer) requires more "strength, agility, skill, and finesse" than American football. I'd LOVE to see a runningback with more endurance than a forward. American football players train hard and can become excellent in specific areas, but football just seems to create better all around athletes.
I literaly can't even fathom how thick you would have to be to pull out that old buzzword for no reason whatsoever, are you going to shout RUELS 1+2! and then say something hit your knee?
...the message is keep things in perspective...football and life in general. Don't overdo the attention and importance you give to what are often trivial things. Strike a balance and live a life more harmonious with your own nature and the natural rhythms of life...that sounds good:)
Come on Macclesfield town. I'm surprised we were mentioned as we are a pretty poor club. Oh well can't wait to beat the sheep shaggers shrewsbury this season. Also, this sketch is hilarious.
No - True UK Rugby is played by real MEN w/o all the padding for pussies. The sorry no-neck saps playing "Slap Your Teammate On The Ass" Ball are quite something else!!!
Ha! Malignant Testicular Cancer ain't all they got!
What's most upsetting for me is that the Universe is filled with vast wonders and there is so much to see and do in the world. Yet these blokes would rather toss a stupid ball around and fall all over themselves. Some Entertainment!
There is nothing more silly and pointless than sitting around all day watching a bunch of grown men running around in circles chasing after a little ball! Good Grief People - Get A Life!!!
@deanplmr I laugh at the idea of calling the kind of barely-sentient oxen who play gridiron 'real men'. Keep your pointy balls, Johnny Yank. They're probably a sign of malignant testicular cancer. At least, we can only hope.
This video is exactly like my thoughts on football when I occasionally can be bothered to think about football... When people make fun of me for being terrible at it I just laugh at them for taking it too seriously.
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pretty accurate spoof of most Prem League ads these days
mxgirl918 1 hour ago
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mxgirl918 1 hour ago
As someone that doesn't follow football, this is exact what it sounds like to me. There is constant football all he time. Can't hate the sport though.
DeviantsRealm 7 hours ago
Americans are confused
noblered5 1 day ago
I'm always slightly suspicious of guys that like watching mens' football, particularly with the amount of hugging and kissing involved. Me? I much prefer girls' gymnastics.
DepakoteMeister 3 days ago
The Football is officially on forever! XD
Andarthiel 5 days ago
I wonder what's on tv tonight?
skiders777 6 days ago
WATCH IT, WATCH IT, WATCH THE FOOTBALL, IT'S GONNA MOVE!!!!!!!!!
ERASERRICH 1 week ago
The BBC should show football 24/7
the1booth 1 week ago
Every kick of it massively mattering to someone, presumably!
napolimps 2 weeks ago 4
I'm actually a big football fan. But I love mitchell & Webb. " A game being desribed as on" lol.
kreilly1875 2 weeks ago 3
This is why I hate foot-boore, that and the fact its played by a bunch of overpaid fairies
88Eoghan 2 weeks ago
"watch it , watch the football , watch it its gonna move"
HEROENGI 2 weeks ago
If you happen to be reading this check out my channel. I do sketches and the like, you may like them. Sorry if you don't.
RoryTelferEtc 3 weeks ago
So fucking funny!!!!
veracitytown 3 weeks ago
Its hilarious albeit exhausting to watch :L
miller3003 3 weeks ago
Licude - The world is football *HD Football/soccer Video.*
licude 3 weeks ago
Mitchell and Webb I can sympathise with your complaints about endless hype. its the same feeling I get when having your shit shows shoved in my face all the time.
GlengarryGlennBeck 3 weeks ago
This is pretty identical to Australian culture at the moment but with one significant difference.
The racism and the scandals get more attention than the actual game.
thatguywhowearsblack 3 weeks ago
I love Mitchell and Webb this was a great sketch... LMFAO when I first saw it because I am actually even more obsessed with football than this makes people out to be...
X3Football 3 weeks ago
Haha, this is totally how non-sports fans see sports programmes
cryosabrexXx 1 month ago
Who has won the football?!
The world may never know.
molegoddess 1 month ago
IT'S GONNA MOVE SO WATCH IT
WW2obsession 1 month ago
Still better then American football. That's just rugby for the retarded.
PoisonedAl 1 month ago 2
@PoisonedAl I'm not American or that big a fan of American football, but "retarded" is not a very accurate word for describing American football. If you're not familiar with the game it's like Sun Tzu designed it as it relies so much on strategies, formations, risk-assessment, predicting your opponents' tactics, and appraising your own players before attempting certain plays. That's why the coaches get the Gatorade dumped on them after a win instead of the individual players.
Aiyiyiyiify 4 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify rugby>american footy
FOOTBALL uses your foot , americans have feet where there hands should be clearly ,and out of eveyrsingle sport , football has the most stretegies positioning and skills required ,retarded suits NFL perfectly
HEROENGI 2 weeks ago
@HEROENGI 0/10 troll harder next time
fishyman2k5 2 weeks ago
@fishyman2k5 so is trolling... telling facts and my personal opinion , lol trolling is ruining a webpage in anyway lol , this isnt ruining it
HEROENGI 2 weeks ago
@fishyman2k5 i didnt fucking troll , i gave an honest opinion of 80% of sportsfans in europe
HEROENGI 2 weeks ago
@HEROENGI lol u mad bruh?
fishyman2k5 2 weeks ago
@HEROENGI Who gives a shit what they call it? Maybe the Americans have begun using "foot" in the gladitorial sense as in "foot soldier". Their game IS a small war simulation after all. And who cares what percent of sports fans in Europe are culturally insensitive? Would we be making fun of some sport that was played primarily in Rwanda?
Aiyiyiyiify 2 weeks ago
@Aiyiyiyiify
If American Football is a war simulation then Australian football is a genocide simulation. Those Aussies don't fuck around, sometimes people even go to fights and a game of football breaks out.
CzechAvailabilitie 2 weeks ago 8
@CzechAvailabilitie lol, made my day.
allblue88 1 week ago
... But I don't like football.
PoisonedAl 1 month ago
Watch the football, it's gonna move XD
Andarthiel 1 month ago
unbelievable jeff
1jon211 1 month ago
Premier League = get 4 cups labelled ManU, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal, and chuck a ping-pong ball at random into one of them. Basically what you get to see every year. Occasionally teams like Man City/Spurs will have a flash-in-the-pan, but you can largely ignore them. The teams are meaningless anyway because mostly their stars are from overseas and have nothing to do with the cities the clubs represent. Meanwhile the crass commercialization and the endless analysis further debase the sport.
adi87tya 1 month ago
"Making them both seem normal sized!"...........The English......satire........William would have loved these guys.
ToneDeafecation 1 month ago
"... for a game of football to determine the VICTOR, for this year at least... and indeed at most."
TheOLAMOur 1 month ago
WATCH IT, IT'S GONNA MOVE
barbwireboy2 1 month ago
I watched the episode, paused it, and went to youtube so I could fav it. Briljant and very true.
slashfilledmind 1 month ago
These days its fashionable for everyone to piss on sky (mainly the people that dont have sky) and its coverage, but the same idiots are forced to shell out 150 pound a year for the BBC also known as a bunch of repeats from 10 years ago, blokes fucking around in the attic and car boot sales, and the dregs of sport sky dont want. And if you dont pay for this GARBAGE you get prison time.
No one has a problem with that, but they are happy to slag sky for delivering what the customer pays for.
LMAO
NikonSanz 1 month ago
@NikonSanz
Wouldn't be a problem if there was anything on Sky worth watching apart from sports. They're both as bad as each other.
benzin24 1 month ago
@benzin24 They are not. Sky have willing customer, they dont FORCE you to pay for it if you dont watch it.
The BBC force you to pay for it, even if you dont watch it, or dont want to watch it.
The BBC waste billons of license fee payers money on GARBAGE like cash in the attic, trash to cash, antiques roadshow.
And yet its fashionable to slag off sky, who simply provide a service to willing customers.
Most of the people who slag sky, cant afford it, thats the truth.
NikonSanz 1 month ago
"The football is officially going on forever". Lmao
maxpayne2424 1 month ago
"There's still everything to play for and FOREVER TO PLAY IT IN!" LOL
pijuan666 1 month ago
Am I the only person who just has a passive interest in football. I nether love nor hate it. I like watching the matches but I hate the constant over the top build up to games, After game over analysis and constant game stats. And I freakin' hate "football chat". When commentators come off with shit like "They just weren't hungry for the win today etc". Constant arguing over who is the best team overall (No-one can win this argument). Mitchell pretty much sums it up here though.
badboyrhythmdub 1 month ago 2
"It's gonna move!"
TBlenx1995 1 month ago
mattering to someone presumably!
ben9DB 2 months ago
If you can't handle it, leave it. Otherwise: love it!
mgbspanjer 2 months ago
Brb, watching the football.
opc200 2 months ago 2
what most non-football fans commenting on here don't seem to understand, is that every TRUE football fan feels the same. the over-commercialisation of football (from sky in particular) is destroying the sport.
Love football, hate the business.
messyboy1990 2 months ago 38
i love his impression of football pundits. all pundits should be david mitchell
JoeyThe14th 2 months ago
There's still everything to play for AND FOREVER TO PLAY IT IN!!!
Sokalov 2 months ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Thumbs up if you think he looks like a fat frodo baggins
mclee092 2 months ago
I don't hate football, but this does perfectly capture the strange culture in football coverage where EVERY SINGLE MATCH IS SIGNIFICANT WITHOUT EXCEPTION AND IT NEVER EVER STOPS.
gaggle64 2 months ago 29
My computer couldn't handle all the football and LITERALLY crashed.
Tonio31 3 months ago
'Watch it! Watch it! It's gonna move!!'
ironjustice13 3 months ago 5
55 people have lost the football
ultrapersonthing 3 months ago
CONSTANT DIZZYING 24 hour YEAR LONG ENDLESS FOOTBALL
TOMSTAN100 3 months ago
i hate football
ChazBoable 3 months ago
@existenceisrelative Watch it, IT'S GONNA MOVE!
IDWIA 3 months ago
If football adds were actually like this, the sport will gain my respect again...
crematedmemoir 3 months ago 2
my opinion on football summed up in 2 mins!
sollge 3 months ago 86
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SmithStogieBoys 3 months ago
Oh look it's another sky sports adver-oh wait, it's a joke
TheWatcherGrigori 3 months ago
"Watch it, its gonna move" !!! lmao love it
jtlampsu 3 months ago
i like the bit where he said football :) no, not that time, the time after :)
babyjohnjameson 3 months ago
The west is being destroed by immigration and both the elements on the left and right who like this give us sports as a rconsolation to appease our tribal insticts. In the USA, we have the terrible NBA were grown men spend their days worshiping street thugs dribbling a ball. The only sports I approve of our soccer and the NHL.
knightschwartz 3 months ago
@knightschwartz Your nation are almost entirely immigrants. Do the people who lived in America before you did have the right to complain that you're destroying "their" west? There's a reason that tribal instincts are dying out as the world becomes more connected, because most of us realise it's better to get on with people than it is to stay in your own insular group and be hostile to others. For most civilised people it's just a game.
GraemeSinclair 3 months ago 2
@GraemeSinclair The native americans had a liberal immigration policy, how'd that work out for them? You sound like you will be really happy when England is minority English and when Paris is majority muslim. You love the destruction of EUrope don't you? You think the new majority is going to hold hands and sing koombya? You idiot throwing away your civilization. I hope you like being dispossed. Lick your new masters boots.
knightschwartz 1 month ago
@knightschwartz I think you're confused. Sure, the Native Americans had a liberal immigration policy, if by a "liberal immigration policy" you mean "genocide and forced destruction of their culture."
P.S. I would ease off the Rush Limbaugh program, or whatever equally psychotic personage you follow. An open mind and a little clarity do wonders for the delusions you suffer.
radiospeaker 1 month ago
that's right: football, not soccer
MCAMVP 4 months ago
Just not funny (to me)
jasonholden 4 months ago
@jasonholden
If this isn't funny to you, it's probably because you're one of the many football fans this sketch is taking the piss out of. Sorry.
garethac81 3 months ago
@garethac81 No im not one of those fans at all, i just dont find it funny. There isnt a right or wrong answer, i bet i find things funny you dont, individual preference :)
jasonholden 3 months ago
what stadiium is that
CrazyRockerTom 4 months ago
@CrazyRockerTom Loftus Road
oystyr84 4 months ago
I laughed out momentarily at the word 'presumably'.
Aure217 4 months ago 36
@Aure217 me too
willisan 3 months ago
Mitchell is a genius ahahaha
BackFromNowere 4 months ago
David Mitchell is one of the funniest people in the world.
CrapTurret94 4 months ago 2
1. this makes me want to watch football
2. i hate the canned laughter on this sketch
2chopper21 4 months ago
@2chopper21 it's not canned, they show the sketches to a live audience to determine which ones are hits and which ones are misses and record the laughter.
TheEcofreak 4 months ago
I don't understand what he is trying to put across...
ChrisLikeLovesYou 4 months ago
wtf was that kkkkkkkkkk
Loksfox 4 months ago
Watch it its gonna move!!
StrangersHaveCandy 4 months ago
PORTSMOUTH!!!!!!
pompeytrue657 4 months ago
WHOO IPSWICH! xD
rexana 4 months ago
Is anyone else VERY sick of all the sarcastic "this is a quote from the video" comments? They irritate the fuck out of me more than the so-called "spoiler comments" ever did.
existenceisrelative 4 months ago
please don't feed angels77100, aka the resident video troll
6dawsvnn1 5 months ago 2
this makes me want to watch football
siedgey 5 months ago 2
@angels77100
Are you honestly this stupid or are you just trying to make Americans look bad?
Because right now you're perfectly filling the stupid American stereotype.
Loomx5 5 months ago
@angels77100 You're a fucking faggot dude. Football's a man's game, American football's just a pussy's version of rugby league.
dipton95 5 months ago
David Mitchell <3 !!!!!
aidencurl 5 months ago
Each kick mattering to someone somewhere! Presumably!
JAJ08031989 5 months ago
lol at "The F Word" advertisment at 0:37
xbox360dude968 5 months ago
genious ;)
shaun698 5 months ago
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shaun698 5 months ago
IT WILL NEVER BE FINALLY DECIDED WHO HAS WON THE FOOTBALL.
TheGlobalPanacea 5 months ago
THE IMOVABLE FORCE OF PORTSMOUTH!!!!!!
pompeytrue657 5 months ago
This could also very easily be applied to American football. Talk about 24-hour coverage...
DealerCamel 5 months ago
This should be captioned 'Soccer, Soccer, Soccer' or gay, gay, gay. Dude this ain't Football it's gay soccerball. What an idiot! Thanks for wasting my fucking time.
angels77100 5 months ago
@angels77100 "Dude" piss off :) firstly there's no such thing as soccerball. That's an object ^_^ also this IS football, what you're thinking of is american football. American football is called, by all other people and by all other nations, american football. Only by americans is it called football. This is a British comedy. Does that explain it?
zimgo 5 months ago
@zimgo No it dam well doesn't explain anything. This asshole captioned it wrong. Football is Football, a real sport. This is Soccer, which is only played by Girls. And I didn't watch much of it once I discovered it wasn't Football, so I've no idea what the hell kinda show this is.
angels77100 5 months ago
@angels77100 well if you're not going to watch it don't comment on it. He didn't caption it wrong, the show and presumably the person who made the video are both british so to them what you call soccer is called football.
zimgo 5 months ago
@zimgo I beg to differ sir. Just because it turned out to England/Pakistan doesn't alter the fact that it's wrongly captioned as 'Football'. Football is Football dude. Soccer is a completely different thing altogether. Soccer is mostly played by girls and not considered a real sport.
angels77100 5 months ago
@angels77100 soccer is the incorrect name attached to football by yanks. so it is actuarly american football you like :/ as some guy was unable to create a name for it and borrowed one from the English which already existed. also american football is awful and requires no skill. simply being idiots on steroids or just fat, fighting a similar team of bruits
PS: do not misconstrue this as me being a football guy , I am not. just felt compelled to point out your peculiar error.
shaun698 5 months ago
@angels77100 soccer is the incorrect name attached to football by yanks. so it is actuarly american football you like :/ as some guy was unable to create a name for it and borrowed one from the English which already existed. also american football is awful and requires no skill. simply being idiots on steroids or just fat, fighting a similar team of bruits
PS: do not misconstrue this as me being a football guy, I am not. just felt compelled to point out your peculiar error.
shaun698 5 months ago
@angels77100 mate its widely regarded as the biggest sport in the world you need to look outwards more rather than just domestically. you "might" learn something. american football is played in large numbers in how many countries? one. cricket and rugby have more of a following. that tells you all you need to know about the quality of it. and that people with intelligence are able to see past the advertising to what is actually happening on the pitch, and do not like what they see!!
shaun698 5 months ago
@shaun698 Yeah, I appreciate you taking the time and trying to help me to comprehend the game of soccer little Buddy. But seriously, over here in the greatest sporting nation on earth, we just look at it as a girl's game and not to be taken seriously. Don't get me wrong, In the African soccerball cup (Or whatever it's called) we did watch Team USA vs Team England, but it was really boring dude. And plus the game ended on a tie. I mean like what was that??????Nobody won?????But thanks anyway.
angels77100 5 months ago
@angels77100 i love that you believe that you are the greatest sporting nation on earth its so sweet how simple you are. in the end they are all just pointless games so the real question is why do you care is their nothing else in your life. however, Derived from the English game of rugby, American football was started in 1879 with rules instituted by Walter Camp, player and coach at Yale University. football "proper" started in England in 1863. but, it was played in china centuries before that.
shaun698 5 months ago
Yeah Shaun. I'm certainly not going to argue with you as you seem to know a hell of a lot more about this sport than I possibly ever will. But, I was under the impression that it was the South Americans who invented this sport. Spain, Brazil, Argentina etc. Then they introduced it to Europe and the UK and so forth. Some nations even have professional soccer players and Leagues now. Hey check out the little Brazilian dude Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for Royal Madrid in Spain. (Youtube him)
angels77100 5 months ago
@angels77100 Rolando is Portuguese "genius". also the guy is right the Chinese developed the concept o0f the game originally!! look it up its pretty simple to find if you look for the facts :/ rather than simply believing what your told look past the obvious towards the trough ;)
pauljs1989 5 months ago
@pauljs1989 Yeah Paul. But as I told Shaun, I'm certainly no expert on Soccer. I mean the concept is relatively simplistic in itself. Two teams, one ball. You shoot the goal and it's a point. Highest point wins. But it's incredibly boring to watch. There's no rules really. No strategies in place. Just kick the ball, and shoot the goal.
angels77100 5 months ago
@angels77100 their is strategy, as there is in all sport. It may be difficult to see in a poor game or a scrappy game. But, if you watch a decent team like Barcelona, you will see that it is less obvious than in some sports but when it is flowing it can be quite visible. this is coming from someone pretty disingenuous towards football. I just like the guy in the video he is a comic marvel ;)
pauljs1989 5 months ago
@pauljs1989 I understand. But you mentioned the guy in the video as being a comic marvel ie; A comedian. I seriously thought that guy was a soccer player or something. I mean no offence, but soccer players can be fat, thin or any shape as it isn't really a physical game.
angels77100 5 months ago
@angels77100 Well Angels :/ (prat) ;) not all footballers are fat some yes, mostly no but then they do train for over 4 hours every day. as for your inferring that "shit-ball" players are athletes they generally weigh close to 400lb which is fat. really fat. :) and he is a quality comedian. their are plenty of clips all serving as proof of that
pauljs1989 5 months ago
@pauljs1989 Train for 4 hours everyday? Doing what? Shooting a goal? Don't be ridiculous dude. Anyone can play soccer, even professionally. Football is obviously something you don't comprehend. For example, our wide receivers are sprinters, faster than Olympians in some cases. Dude face it, nobody watches pathetic soccerball except a handful of Europeans.
angels77100 5 months ago
@angels77100
I'm a fan of both sports and I can't think of a single NFL WR who is faster than an olympian sprinter (who I assume you're referring to). Just because soccer players don't crash into each other doesn't make it a non physical sport. Average professionals run 6-7 miles a game.
smeg2k2k 5 months ago
@angels77100 It's by far the most popular sport in the world you moron. The world cup is second only to the olympics as the biggest sporting event on earth! By the way Spain is in Europe.
matthewbgod 5 months ago
@matthewbgod Well I've no idea where Spain is, but I assumed it was down there in South America somewhere as they all Speak Spanish.
angels77100 5 months ago
@angels77100 stay in school
dangreen17 4 months ago 2
@dangreen17 stay gay you fucker.
angels77100 4 months ago
@angels77100 both are correctly called 'football' because it derives from a sport played ON foot, as opposed to a sport played on horse.
GotmyplaceinHell 3 months ago
@GotmyplaceinHell Yeah well your answer kinda makes sense. A hell of a lot more sense than the other idiot's explanation that football shouldn't be called football & soccer should be called football. Cheers for that anyway buddy.
angels77100 3 months ago
@GotmyplaceinHell Football is called football because it involves playing a ball game with your feet! :)
Codex7777 2 months ago
@GotmyplaceinHell By your logic all sports which involve a ball and players on feet should be called football - which would include hockey, cricket, basketball, volleyball ...
spinupplusdown 2 months ago
@spinupplusdown it's also to do with when and where they were formed. they stemmed from the same game, which opposed polo. thus, football.
GotmyplaceinHell 2 months ago
@angels77100 hahahaha....you're a moron. I read through all of your ignorant comments. Obviously, you have never played soccer (aka, football in the rest of the world which is, believe it or not, NOT American). It is an extremely physical sport, requiring more agility, strength, skill, and finesse than American football. The idea it is just a "girls sport" is a chauvenistic American idea that is completely unfounded except through your bigotry. Grow up, you loser.
Btw, I'm American
radiospeaker 1 month ago
@radiospeaker If American football is such a physically undemanding sport then why does your NFL feel the need to hire linemen who can bench press 700 lbs or running backs capable of running 40 yards in just 4.4 seconds? (I was amazed after converting those figures into the metric system) From what I've read one of your presidents was going to outlaw the game because of all the fatalities going on until they introduced padding, and players STILL get injured frequently.
Aiyiyiyiify 1 month ago
@Aiyiyiyiify ACTUALLY, I never said it wasn't an undemanding sport, I just said that football (soccer) requires more "strength, agility, skill, and finesse" than American football. I'd LOVE to see a runningback with more endurance than a forward. American football players train hard and can become excellent in specific areas, but football just seems to create better all around athletes.
radiospeaker 1 month ago
@radiospeaker
>Football requires more strength than American football
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>Football makes better athletes
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Unevaluated 1 month ago
@Unevaluated
wow, you post on 4chan. Edgy as fuck!
kthy0056 1 month ago
@kthy0056
I literaly can't even fathom how thick you would have to be to pull out that old buzzword for no reason whatsoever, are you going to shout RUELS 1+2! and then say something hit your knee?
Unevaluated 1 month ago
@Unevaluated
ANONYMOOOSE IS LEEJUN LOLITROLU KAKI TEXT OUTSIDE OFF 4CHAN LOLOLO
kthy0056 1 month ago
@kthy0056
there we go, now you're being yourself
Unevaluated 1 month ago
@Unevaluated
I was imitating you, silly!
tehehe, you silly goose you :3
kthy0056 1 month ago
@kthy0056
dohohoho
Unevaluated 1 month ago
still not enough football on TV...
LukeyBoi88 5 months ago
Watch the hooligans of HRT engage the voracious Virgins in a titanic clash of cars that will not be forgotten.
Breesey 5 months ago
WATCH THE FOOTBALL!!
2344bobby 5 months ago
...the message is keep things in perspective...football and life in general. Don't overdo the attention and importance you give to what are often trivial things. Strike a balance and live a life more harmonious with your own nature and the natural rhythms of life...that sounds good:)
draiocht25 5 months ago 3
Where is that fucker walking to xD he needs a segway! Mitchellll :D
AngelBiLove 5 months ago
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ununbilium 5 months ago
tears
lbetweenthebars 6 months ago 2
If this isn't the best advertisement ever, I don't know what is.
Hilarious sketch! :D
smileysarah94 6 months ago 20
hahahhahahhahahha
ichcon 6 months ago
Football! Football! Watch the football! Watch it! It's gonna move!! FOOTBALL!!!!!
MyBadMagnet 6 months ago 4
down here is where i should write something that you have just heard watching the video up there
audioedge 6 months ago 56
Come on Macclesfield town. I'm surprised we were mentioned as we are a pretty poor club. Oh well can't wait to beat the sheep shaggers shrewsbury this season. Also, this sketch is hilarious.
chap0syoutuification 6 months ago
I think Stephen Colbert summed soccer up perfectly: "it's like watching grass grow except with a bunch of soccer players in the way"
WhatWeMakeProduction 6 months ago
He used to be quite thin.
AdmiralGib 6 months ago 2
@AdmiralGib This sketch is at least 3 years old; he's actually lost weight since this was made.
sunnyncloudy 6 months ago 3
scores like 1 Nill and 2 All, that have happened in previous years!!!
adzyhere 6 months ago
And in America, people care even less.
jellywillreturn 7 months ago
@jellywillreturn You have American football. You must be even more bored =D
In b4 flame >.>
Alathaea 6 months ago
@jellywillreturn and thank god for that, if you guys took it up it would be ruined beyond recognition.
owenj25 6 months ago
I cant believe people have used a comedy sketch to have this stupid debate... Yes guys, we all know ur clever... Well done -.-
Eggywhipple 7 months ago
What an idiot. You can say this about any sport.
A bit funny but mostly redundant.
"In a match already been described as on this Sunday", lol.
shopgirl157 7 months ago
@shopgirl157 Really so you could make this same sketch and just replace all instances of "football" with "squash" and it would still make sense.
AmorphicS 6 months ago
@AmorphicS Any sport has a champion one year, and then the next year a new champion.
shopgirl157 6 months ago
All of it mattering to someone presumably.
MiserVII 7 months ago
Superb
magrathean0 7 months ago
0:40 what the hell is the add for the F word doing there?
CJCMA 7 months ago
@lewisstonerhouse08;
@leaguesmanoframsgate
No - True UK Rugby is played by real MEN w/o all the padding for pussies. The sorry no-neck saps playing "Slap Your Teammate On The Ass" Ball are quite something else!!!
Ha! Malignant Testicular Cancer ain't all they got!
What's most upsetting for me is that the Universe is filled with vast wonders and there is so much to see and do in the world. Yet these blokes would rather toss a stupid ball around and fall all over themselves. Some Entertainment!
deanplmr 7 months ago
There is nothing more silly and pointless than sitting around all day watching a bunch of grown men running around in circles chasing after a little ball! Good Grief People - Get A Life!!!
deanplmr 7 months ago
Over here in the States we call it soccer. REAL MEN play football with oval balls!
deanplmr 7 months ago
@deanplmr you americans always re-naming already existing sports lol. what you call football we call AMERICAN football.....or RUGBY
lewisstonerhouse08 7 months ago
@deanplmr I laugh at the idea of calling the kind of barely-sentient oxen who play gridiron 'real men'. Keep your pointy balls, Johnny Yank. They're probably a sign of malignant testicular cancer. At least, we can only hope.
leaguesmanoframsgate 7 months ago
54 people are normal sized.
TarWoman 7 months ago
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MadKingofCarthage 7 months ago
"WATCH IT, WATCH THE FOOTBALL! WATCH IT, WATCH IT IT'S GONNA MOVE!!!!"
Brilliant =)
TheSpartan2910 7 months ago
IT'S GONNA MOOVE
Daktacort91 7 months ago 2
This video is exactly like my thoughts on football when I occasionally can be bothered to think about football... When people make fun of me for being terrible at it I just laugh at them for taking it too seriously.
asdfqwerzxcv6 7 months ago 3
.....its soccer
:)
Hopeful71 7 months ago
@Hopeful71 Nope.
SMH9008 7 months ago