Daniel Tosh - God, Gays, Girls, and Babies GREAT QUALITY [HQ]

[Zomious]

He looks like a thin Blake Griffin 

[charlieallred1021]

It's funny cuz he's white.

[Thekrisargh]

Is it only me that thinks of the annoying fairy from Zelda when he says listen listen listen

[soarenhigh]

@Thekrisargh i agree completely :3

[christ7warrior3]

ROOTER133113

[stugodamndata]

daniel tosh is actually very funny. I'm surprised 0_0

[TheZoelzer2]

haha, he said the black joke and started walking off the set.

[ibisu]

Hahahahahahaha OMG I fcking dying of laughter xDD

[hammr25]

480p is very good quality?

[TaylorIsLikeABawws]

Everybody get the joke? Its not my kid because i'm white!! Pulls down sleve*

[TaylorIsLikeABawws]

God made adam and eve not adam and steve!!

[DraconisFirago]

SHUT THE FUCK UP NAVIE!!!!

[AimeeBlamey]

Relax % Relaxation/shun, beat it sucka?

[Coater30]

Just for the record...Eve ate a "fruit" not specifically an apple. Just sayin...

[RakkoonAndFriends]

@Coater30 Psshh... who cares... Satin is god anyway ;)

[Coater30]

@RakkoonAndFriends Actually Satan is not God....he wants to be God and he is the ruler of the earth, but that is only because YHWH (GOD) allows it until we are all judged.

Have you ever considered having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ?

[sffsalomonskater]

@Coater30 Have you ever considered that being snarky about 'saving' people on YouTube isnt the best way to go about spreading the Word. Just sayin..

[Coater30]

@sffsalomonskater I'm not sure what part you took to be "snarky." I was being normal I thought. I meant "Actually" to not come off in a smartbutt way, but another way of saying "technically..." Hard to tell over the internet I guess.

[AssasinsWeedxX]

@Coater30 lol smartbutt!!! i didnt know Nuns went on youtube

[Coater30]

@AssasinsWeedxX You get the point :) ....I don't have to use crude language to get my point across.

[DrewXaviar]

Navi at 1:57

[linksavestheday7]

@DrewXaviar hurray for a zelda fan cause i thought the same thing

[enlargemedia]

Mmm I love those Fuji apples

[wildboy789789]

hes so cute and funny

[princessryan96]

u aint got no pancake mix!

[Capesports4]

that might be the best explanation ever.

[petesashowoff]

ronpaul

[edison1137311]

listen listen listen listen.jajajjajajajajajaja

This is a real comedian... better than many "famous"

absolutely great sense of humor.

[15acbarnett]

@edison1137311 jajajajajajajajajajajajaja? you are so funny jajad my ass off

[mrclark112197]

@FlyersFan17 Right. Stole. Totally the correct term.

[mrclark112197]

@roadkillcondom Right. Because massacring every non-Christian person on the way to the middle east TOTALLY had to do with taking land back...

[WREQUIEM]

@mrclark112197 u guys r nerds

[TrevinoZen14]

"God doesn't hate queers; he's just upset they found a loophole in the system." xD

[khproudandhappy]

He does act like a man people, and also, don't start arguments about religion, its fucking useless. People are stubborn & set in there ways with their own opinions so leave it alone.

[rayraytriplejay]

you aint no wibble wabble!! xD

[rayraytriplejay]

girls: listen listen listen listen listen....would you still love me if i lost a leg... daniel: whatt, noo a legg? are you kidding mee??

[goose16usn]

I wonder how this guy is in real life...if he acts the same way as on the show or if he actually acts like a man

[Weightliftingfreak]

@goose16usn he acts like a regular guy.. This is no diferent than actors who imitate many diferent characters. He does this to get paid.

[mrclark112197]

Hey few things to say:

1. Atheists, I support ya, bud you're not gonna change any of these people's minds.

2. Seriously Christians, read some real history. Call yourself a follower of your religion learn about all the terrible things you've done. Why do Muslims hate you OH RIGHT THE CRUSADES. Who started those? OH RIGHT CHRISTIANS.

3. Tosh is good, and while a few of his jokes are offensive, at least 90% is legitimately good social commentary.

[roadkillcondom]

@mrclark112197 hey, mr. real history expert, you seriously need to double check your crusades history and timeline. the christians were taking back their lands that were conquered by muslims.

[FlyersFan17]

@mrclark112197 Christians resorted to the Crusades because the Muslims stole the Holy Land first. Get it right bro.

[Coater30]

@mrclark112197 Wow you're an idiot who doesn't know how to read history.

[ThyHoneyNut]

can you guys just stfu? this is daniel tosh. not "science of God 101" shut the fuck up..damn

[Immajusbeme]

just because you're conservative doesn't mean you hate gays :/

[haltomont]

@binks9997 Who needs evidence dude? Thats why its called faith, you either got it or you don't...God bless you chum

[HGSmith13]

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[haltomont]

@foxclown why would any sane man not be?

[binks9997]

@haltomont Hmm lets see. How about lack of any evidence, it's ability to spread poor and harmful morals, it's detrimental effects to human progress and It openly advocates slavery and misogyny. There's plenty more. But being a sane individual you shouldn't need any.

[williebill123]

Tosh is an idiot. Not funny

[TheWarmachin123]

looks like toby turner ...sort of 

[partycentral97]

YOU AINT NO WEEBLE WOBBLE

[JohnnyMarsBar]

its hd retard

[jmn1228]

@joutunmarty there is no second rate dane cook. cook is the last rank, there is no worse

[monokhem]

Fucking genius.

[Tracey4Music]

damnnnn now i have to go back through 1 billion comments just to see @ ROOTER133113 's comment..fml..

[sarahpatricks]

lol what is a webble wobbler lmao

[EyelessSurfacing666]

@sarahpatricks

Its a toy that was marketed for kids that it "Can't fall down".

[xN30NxS0ULx]

He....isn't really that funny, .___.

[OFWGKTAz]

@xN30NxS0ULx kiss my black ass nigga. hes funny as fuck!

[partycentral97]

YOU AIN'T NO WEEBLE WOBBLE!!

[Berrykiss141]

Better an apple than a double chocolate cake. 

[Inrxz]

I love observational comedy.

[jotunmarty]

i was waiting for the funny but i got a second rate dane cook

[Codiisright]

@jotunmarty All Dane Cook does is run around for the whole show yelling and flailing his arms. Hilarious.

[Mat2me9999]

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[chunkolard]

@Mat2me9999 well uh... what page was it on...?



[TheLocalVandals]

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[TheDjNaDo]

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[1004abcD0953S741F]

@Mat2me9999

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[celticguardian951]

YOU AINT NO WEEBLE WOBBLE!!!

[xXKissTehCookXx]

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and STEEVE!

[s3dooooooooooooooon]

he isn't that funny

[volleyballsetter100]

I will push you over

[RollinGunZeppelin7X]

When he was saying listen listen lisen i thought it was a Navi referrence all women are are navi Hey Listen Hey Hey listen Watch Out. But then i figured why would daniel tosh know what Legend of Zelda was???? Lol

[CHSGUY2013]

14 people didn't get the white joke

[MadB0mber95]

you aint no weeble wobble xD

[KeithStone777]

12 people like to double fist black cocks.

[rogue8853]

listen listen listen listen..listen listen.....listen

[shWAxCuHxLaN]

wait.. he's white?

[mnypwrrspkt]

unless the girl is black

[xxHannahHeartagramxx]

@mnypwrrspkt haha you guys...what he means...if the baby is black, that means the girl cheated on him with a black guy...

[jimmiow]

@xxHannahHeartagramxx ><

[Laureiio]

lol he's funny

[simplegrl11589]

10 peoples babies turned out to be white ):

[TheConcluziioN]

I believe in God, why are people TOO sensitive. Tosh is one funny bastard.

[Cajaquarius]

@TheConcluziioN Replace sensitive with stupid and you got it. I don't even mind religious or spiritual people but some people just can't grasp simple concepts like people hate it when you shove your shit down their throats.

[shark11175]

god that guy is awesome my idol for sure people just need 2 shut up and have fun stop being conservitive

[superlink9876]

8 people are overly religions 

[Stacc001]

# of people who dislike are ______

[thatoneguy1431234]

@mstiffsickle same goes for you

[thatoneguy1431234]

@makkasjakkas45 shutup and listen to the video before i get really mad at you ok buddy?

[thepandaguru]

Please remember he is a comedian so he is simply using what people know to make people laugh just try and have a sense of humor and enjoy the jokes

[augustpartin]

you aint no weeblewobble!!!

[MsTiffsickle]

I'm confused, is Tosh religious?

[foxclown]

@MsTiffsickle why would any sane man be religious?

[bitragale]

@foxclown Can... can... I marry you?

[TheLastRevelation01]

@foxclown U ignorent elitist get a life. Remember ignorance is a bliss so keep living your life like this.

[xxMMxKIDxx]

@TheLastRevelation01 Learn to speak coherently.

[TheLastRevelation01]

@xxMMxKIDxx hahaha.. did that mean u didnt understand my words?

go back to school kid.

[CornTasteGood]

@foxclown You're calling me NOT sane? Thanks

[jimmiow]

@CornTasteGood and you're also a massive douche :)

[alucardx09]

@foxclown because they love god?

[foxclown]

@alucardx09 in other words...they're insane. hence my question

[MoneymanMSK]

@foxclown Because apparently when you have problems, talking to an invisible friend can help. I don't really see why simply talking out loud didnt suffice, though.

[gagestorto]

@foxclown we have something to len on when we are in need, athiests don't

[foxclown]

@gagestorto so basically, you don't want to be responsible for your own actions. and that you're a coward. gotchu

[ps3ismylife4ever]

Listen listen listen listen list- if i lost a leg would you still love me? -no way

[OsamabinLadenisGAY]

All the fighting on here is huting my buzz..... CHILL OUT and Have a Nice day.

[mamatt199]

lol tear ;) funny ass shit

[spacitydrummer4JC]

Just FYI Daniel, the Bible doesn't say it was an apple. But whatever.

[IAoKIGonzo]

@spacitydrummer4JC who gives a fuck i

[makkasjakkas45]

@spacitydrummer4JC the bible dosent say much to be honest. But whatever.

[themojinder]

i heard this before he was famous. glad he made it finally

[MrMaximusi]

Maroon5/

I know right?! XD

[whiteboi420dsc248]

bitch yu aint no weeble wobble

[MichigainianBaller]

2 people read jwingfield01's comment

[H3LM3TK1D]

@MichigainianBaller 1 guy read yours.

[aletasage]

I can't get over how awesome this dude is

[Achilles117PA95]

1:59 SHUT THE FUCK UP NAVI

[jwingfield01]

0 dislikes!

[HnEhonda]

@jwingfield01 ...5

[SKULLBUNNY911]

@jwingfield01 2 months ago

[dixienormasXXL]

@jwingfield01 10 now

[liltonto38]

@jwingfield01 the 12 people that disliked this video liked you're comment

[RoShamBoSS]

@jwingfield01 *spongebob over voice* "four months later"

[shaharfeen]

@jwingfield01 you are gonna be sad

[Brutline]

@jwingfield01 u jinxed it

[DizzyXD]

Wibble wobble!!! WTF IS THAT!!!!! LOL!

[Bluto353]

@DizzyXD "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!!!"

[woods5279]

yhu ain't no wibble wobble kml

[bigbaseballs1125]

OMFG I'M 7TH COMMENT. OMG. Man do I feel special.

[PanglossicPoets]

This is fucking hilarious.



[WhiteoutEmp]

hahahaha love his show

[MurrTuck]

3rd

[bjerga007]

2nd :)

[ROOTER133113]

FIRST I GUESS!!

[WarDamnEagle25]

@ROOTER133113 shut up. nobody cares.