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  • OMG HIS VERY FIRST MACHINIMA VID

  • There is a nerd rage going on right below me... this is why i am using proper grammar before one of them starts talking crap about how I do not have good grammar... I do not know about you good sir but the last time i checked the YouTube comment section of a video is not "AN" english test... but if it were i am guessing that i would receive "AN" A+.

  • i o most got a nuke no kill streaks only nuke with the intervention. i was running around quickscoping people. i had 23-0 then died.score of the game 29-3=[

  • i did this spot today with acr :) 22 killstreak i raged :):):):)

  • but the tacticalbnuke is a killstreak

  • I can't get a nuke :(

  • @xxCamrachrisxx let me guess u get to 24/23 then get noob tubed or shotgun r jus die in a wtf manner if you do

    welcome to the club

  • @TheNinJaGoAt123 NOOB TUBED :/

  • @xxCamrachrisxx mines more recently is someone standing over u waiting till u get to 24 when in chopper/ac130 n then knifing u

  • Why can't I be as good as XJaws :(

  • @Razor41196 Why cant xjaws be as good as xcal?

  • @MrFrick600 Why can't you be as good as me :)

  • He got it in 3mins 55 secs

  • Mother

    Of

    All

    Ballons

    

  • @10drae balloons*

  • @MrFrick600 Lol I love your name XD and thanks for correcting me :3

  • stopping power = 40% + damage.

  • he got an M.O.A.B :)

  • @daveyroberts1 M.O.A.B is the mw3 nuke, not the mw2

  • @daveyroberts1 you got "AN!" bad grammar

  • @daveyroberts1 "an M.O.A.B" oh dear what grade are you in little boy?

  • @xXxEaStEr43BuNxXx I don't see a problem, that's like saying you probably have an F in English right now.

  • @ShinobioftheMyst I have better grammar than your parents bro. And I'm taking English this semester and i don't have Fs in it because it's my best subject. You filthy mutt

  • @xXxEaStEr43BuNxXx well you can only prove that if you have a degree and chances are you dont

  • @landdemon99 Of course not, im in grade 9 you fucking dope head, im fucking smarter than you

  • @xXxEaStEr43BuNxXx see if your in the 9th grade and im a 17 drop out with my GED all ready going to college and i have a job you may be smarter then me but who knows but i have a GED to prove that i am much smarter then you in all way you see it. no matter how many times you cut it i am the one with written paper work. now go back to your cod and ill go back to my bf3

  • @xXxEaStEr43BuNxXx its not "an MOAB" its "a MOAB"

    Who's the smart one now dumb fuck

  • @ballinbballboy94 I KNOW, THATS WHAT I SAID IDIOT. When i said "an MOAB" i was being saracastic

  • @xXxEaStEr43BuNxXx You are the type of person who make the freshman get a bunch of shit

  • @Thirstyhenrik WTF DID I DO. He had bad grammar, and i was making fun of him .

  • @xXxEaStEr43BuNxXx I believe you missed the point. M is pronounced "em" is it not? As F is pronounced "ef." Therefore an "an" should come in front of it.

  • @ShinobioftheMyst What are you talking about? I know he spelt it wrong. thatss what i said. It's A MOAB

  • You are really full of urself

  • @vep97 he's full of himself he is just good

  • "um" counter - 100000000000000000000000000000­00000000

    jk Sam, love your vids!

  • at least its legit

  • Nice job man ur sik!!!

  • This is where xJaws began

  • and then he bacame a money whore...

  • holy bad quality

  • Guys leave him alone he's using 'Stung power'.

  • whitebo got in 32 sec and a moab in 34 beat that

  • @The777jay yeah but whiteboy spawn tubes on wasteland

  • @The777jay He used killstreaks and Spawn n00b Tubes.

  • @The777jay dumbass you used noobtubes and his moab was on infected.... anyone can get a moab on that

  • @tutorialmakerr dude chill it ik it on infected but u try getting it in 34 seconds and not like hes cheating ffor the nuke hes just knows the map and using his resouces

  • M.O.A.B.!

  • ump is sick gun 

  • FAKE

  • @TheRagulan24 Are you retarded? This is NOT fake.

  • @TheRagulan24 I have a word for you too: STUPID.

  • ummm... i ummmm... i ummmm.. i ummmm... whats ur problem xjawz?

  • it's embarrassing what cod has become.

  • its funny that al of them were low levels

    :/

  • Wait, but tactical nuke is a killstreak, so how is this without killstreaks? #Trolling

  • it wasn't worlds fastest, but still it was good and helpful. :D :)

  • Ahhhh, the days the UMP45 actually had damage : ). the days :D

  • nice video

    

  • Sweet Moab bro

  • why u no say hi its sam or xjawz???

  • WTFFFF?????? i got an ad that just started playing randomly at 1:07!

  • no its more like when xjawz uses sapz 1 SHOT KILL

    when i use spaz 10 shot hitmarker -__-

  • id own this faggot

  • @JayStaRh1 hater inbound

  • You never do that on your channel

  • LOL. CONSTANTLY SAYING UMMM. And um, and um, and uh, and um, and uh, and, and, and, um, um. STFU.

  • and i ummm stop sayin umm! with the um45 :)

  • the first time i watched this video it had 98 views. Now, look at it

  • and... um

  • .youtube./user/Gravity81688 is better

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  • STOP SAYING UMM!

  • you should upgrade to potato pro camera

  • @doodnextDOOR stop complaining about quality and watch the video you can see what is hapaning clear as day

  • disregard and ignor the ass holes you freiking amazing

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    This joke is over used

    Just like you

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  • @DPai467 Looks at date.

    Feels like retard.

    me= :notbad:

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  • Wow nice Lol i dont play this anymore but I wanna find a MOAB vid but found this!!!!!???!!!!!! XD

  • what you talking bout willis

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  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    i thought i was ugly

    until i saw you

  • make your video quality beter!!!

  • Roses are red.

    That is it.

  • Umm I just umm wanted to umm say umm good job on the umm nuke

  • noob the UMP doesent need fucking stopping power it need hardline or lightweight -.-'

  • stop saying uhh

  • well ur trying a area camp you remain in the same area about the whole game

  • @lasdd1 its not camping its called patrolling your holding down an area campoing is sitting in a corner waiting for someone he could get shot in the back by anyone

  • since when do directors record with chicken mcnuggets?

  • he said he was'ny gonna get the nuke with a killstreak idiot

  • nuke is a killstreak you dumbass

  • @beastitup6 well u quit being a smartass

  • Roses are red

    violets are blue

    my weiner gets hard for you

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    i like poop

    do you?

  • Roses are, I forget the rest

  • I have the flu so TACTICAL PUKE INCOMING

  • When X-Jawz uses the UMP45

    Everyone: Holy crap! you're amazing at this game

    I use a UMP45

    Everyone: FAGGOT stop being such a try-hard!

    -.-

  • @sidious332 go play mw3 dumb fucking faggot

  • u camp so u suck

  • @Zombiedude75 are you new? Hes patrolling areas near spawns, camping is sitting a in a corner prone ADSing.

  • WTF is with the roses are red crap jezz stfu -_-

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Why did I comment ?

    WEINER !

  • Roses are grey

    Violets are grey

    It sucks to be colourblind

  • @MrLemon64 doesnt it

  • when i started palying cod i sucked but i started watching your vids and now i am so much better thanks so much

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    this comment makes no sense

    buttfuck

  • U were camping

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    porn hub is down

    your mums facebook will do ;)

  • ®oses are read

    vilotes are bue

    I suck at spelling

    and so does you lastle chick noris thats how u spell it right? wait......

  • @wadoodster You spel werd. I spelll wai betr thun yu

  • @ltpeters14 i hope your joking on the spelling

  • xjaws all the way

  • ur just jelous

  • xjawz doesnt suck fathers balls take that shit!!!!!

  • xjawz sucks fathers balls

  • stfu.

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    shut the fuck up,

    before xjawz owns you.

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    i have Alzheimers.

    cheese on toast.

  • My Nuke w/o killstreaks was 5 min 46 secs and was posted before this video. Check my channel i have a few Nuke w/o killstreaks recorded and a knife only attempt. i went 23-0 with just my knife an lost connection before i got the nuke.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I have short term memory Roses are red Violets are blue...Roses are red Violets are blue I have short term memory Roses are red Violets are blue...Roses are red Violets are blue I have short term memory Roses are red Violets are blue...Roses are red Violets are blue I have short term memory Roses are red Violets are blue...Roses are red Violets are blue I have short term memory Roses are red Violets are blue...
  • I wonder if he can do this against people who aren't learning the game.

  • violets are violet you stupid cunts

  • afbuoewdsgbvudnfruihreub urbdnbrbe;dbfbdi;bv  red

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I have short term memory

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue...

  • hey guys, shaggy he-

    oh wait, this is legit

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Where's my foreskin?

    Oh wait i'm a jew

  • Props to you xJawz, but if you notice all these guys are either 1st prestige or lower... c'mon now

  • roses are red,

    vioets are blue

    you hate me,

    and i hate ypo

    p.s. " YPO" MOM " WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPOKE" MOM

    sadly, this is a true story

  • roses are red,

    violets are bitchin,

    you are a woman,

    now get in the kitchen,

  • @xGiUsAx EPIC!

  • @b4107 haha ;)

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    stop using this comment

    or ill cum on ur mom

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Oh never mind

  • I would make a funny Chuck Norris joke right now,But then I realized something...He die at any moment cuz he is 71 :P

  • wtf is about the flowers?

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  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    I drink the piss

    and you're mom drinks the poo

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    You were a pain in the ass on CoD

    So i gave your mom one to.

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    This comment make no sense

    Tits.

  • @XoTcUnit Fuck you

  • @TheOldKangaroo yes fuck me

  • @XoTcUnit Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    if you dont stop this

    your face will be too.

  • @XoTcUnit roses are red

    violets are blue this comment makes no sense so fuck you LOL

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    zombies will rape you

    and xjawz will to

  • Dud i played with him once on cod and he was bad

  • @SuperEliteCow I hope you know he does not always do good

  • roses are red

    violetes are idiots

    this poem doesn´t make any sense

    refrigerator

  • @CIDaugusto1

    hahaha

  • haha u say umm all the time

  • last night, I got your girl into "Last Stand". I used "Deep Impact" to "Double Tap" her "Bouncing Betty's". She sucked me like she had "Iron Lungs",I'm glad I had "Painkiller". We went all night using "Extreme Conditioning". Her Sleight of Hand" got me to "Sonic Boom" all over her face. Luckily for her I used "Steady Aim" so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing "One Man Army", and you didn't hear us because we were both using "Ninja"

  • @MikeyB2345

    way to copy a comment, good job :D

  • awsome

  • i like trains...

    

  • VIDEO IS SHIT SO IS XGAYZZZ FUCK XGAYZZ NIGEGR CUNT LOVING A-HOLE HOPE THERES A FIRE HE BURNS IN ON HIS SHITBOX GINGER FAT NERD 1V1 ME ON MW2 1V1 SABOTAGE RUNROW

  • @DOA098 Ur Shit ur not MLG! soo stfu!

  • Roses are xJaws is a pedo

    Violets are xJaws is a pedo

    Period.

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Im crap at poetry

    Show me your tits

  • roses are fuck

    violets are ass

    im not drugs