Dave Chappelle - Police Brutality

[tman4697]

3:36 hahaha

[inReviewShow]

@Noshadow83 lmao no he doesn't, Cedric Yarbrough does!

[TheBuddahSmoker]

yur on third street hahahah



[Sexyface001]

its all ethnic groups r scared of the police lol

[darkrailord6]

lol dave's ghetto voice sounds like stinkmeaner from the boondocks

[Noshadow83]

@darkrailord6 Thats becouse he does the Voice for Stinkmeaner :)

[MrVoodooMan]

black people i recommend u to have chip as a friend

[MyNamesDrake]

that nigger was high on pcp johnson!

[80CJ5]

OMG he's still here! Fuck I sprayed beer out my nose on that one!!

[rencrow]

Chip = Jim Breuer

[wheresmyrematch]

CHIP NOOOOO

[TheBlueObsessionfan]

1.Richard Pryor 2.Eddie Murrphy.George Carlin

[bigmane1244]

sprinkle crack on him...

[richierich890]

THIS IS TRURE TO ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE WHO BE CALL SHIT JUST CUZ HE HAS NO CHOSSE TO LIVE WHERE THEY ARE WHEN THEY ARE YPUNG NOT WHEN THEY BIG

[Vince13192]

@richierich890 ur a fucking nigger with no father

[BabyphaceMichaelJ87X]

LOL Dave's white voice, is hilarious!

Unfortunately this STILL happens even in the year of 2012 !

[herpderp437]

did he die?

[insanum666]

what was said at 0:27 by one of the members of the crowd

[ZphykTESHD]

"close your butt cheeks" hahahahhahaha

[CrushNazT]

"I didn't know I couldn't do that."

[OuterSpace90]

32 people got 5 to 10!

[blundt1]

ROFL dave we fukin need u back"!!!!!!!!!

[Mrlozzable]

@blundt1 we sure do

[vinnihem]

well nigga sometimes you gotta race i dont know.....

[DaddyFatSzack]

Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here

[dustinLenn]

they done shot my uncle Rick Williams in seattle, i had no problem with them until that happened, now theres a growing dislike towards them...

[IsmaelUchiha]

the dislike ar is like a ninja you cant see it but you know is there

[MyOpinionMatterss]

I've seen this 100 times and yet, I can't turn it off.

[McoleO25]

laugh at 6:56. lol

[brooklyndoitbig]

Im a little high ...

[wcfinest]

springle some crack over him and lets get outta here!

[MrArigordon]

Nobody want to get there ass beat to a soundtrack and shit...

[lambezz17]

"I really don't like letting my friends drive drunk.... I was smoking a joint, i couldent really say shit to the guy." hahaha

[niblocorn1993]

open and shut case Johnson i've only seen once before when i was a rookie, apparently this nigger broke into this house and hung up pictures of his family everywhere, ROTFLMFAO

[IAmUh]

WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

[falkruin]

I want to meet CHIP!! ahahahah

[Bitchsuckdick12]

I've seen this before when i was a rookie, some nigga broke in and put up pictures of his family. Lets sprinkle some crack on him and get outta here :L

[JoshuaBronzz]

HAHA Dave 

[bamudeadson]

omfg when he bent over, it was like in half baked when th eppl in the bodega didnt know him, so he bent over, so theyre like ooooh brown ass or somethin lol

[Courage991]

@bamudeadson ahaha yeah i was just thinking bout that before i seen yours lol!

[old72mac]

Nigga don't do that, thats 5 to 10!

[FreakyKong]

BAM!! Ow-ooohhh... *sprinkles crack on self*

[biglikeapumpkin]

oh oh oh sorry officer i, i didn't know I couldn't do that

[SuperBillythekid]

So awesome!!!

[allenramos22]

0:29 fuck up ahahah

[Glennsag1]

i would like a friend like chip

[eatrejosm]

in your facd!!!!!!!!!!!

[lochen33]

Dave!! Dave!!! Where are you!!?

[AyeeeKamori]

hahahaaha :)

[TheIceBorn]

nigga dont do that, thats 5 to 10!!

[vincent15641]

In general, the police do have much more tolerance for whites doing wrong than blacks doing wrong.

[hanson666999]

Dave's "Black Voice" is fucking amazing as well.

[alexicon89]

A bad ass mate of mine once talked to 4 cops while he just ate magic mushrooms because they thought we were breaking in into their own home..

long story..

hilarious one though :P

[hanson666999]

:^D Dave Chappelle is one seriously funny motherfucker.

[KlubKaukawana]

Go Klub Kaukawana!

[Cowfloppy]

You recognize me now? check out da balls smooth as eggs!

[darkwindow31]

Lol "honey have you seen this? Apparently the police have beem beating up negros like hot cakes! It's in the may issue." Lmao funny shit.

[WaywardWinds]

It's in the May issue! lmao

[metters4lyf]

Nigga dont do that, thats 5 to 10!



[quin1694]

Richard pryor, Chris rock, bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Dave chappelle

[Demonau1]

CHIP NOOOO! CHIP DONT DO IT!!!!

[kobeballin28]

1. richard pryor

2. chris tucker

3. dave chappelle

[LUVZxH8ERZx916x]

"Alright johnson lets sprinkle some crack on em and get outa here"

[albokid52]

1. George Carlin

2. Louis C.K.

3. Dave Chappelle

Thumbs up if any 2 of these comedians are your favorite!

[CARNAXHACKER789]

@albokid52 1. Dave Chappelle

2. Russell Peters

3. Anyone but Dane Cook.

[thomasoconnor07]

@albokid52 thumbs up whore

[MrBigpat69]

This nigger broke in and hung up pictures of him and his family everywhere

[OmegaOwA]

One of the best comedy acts ever.

[iDemandU90]

absolutely hilarious!

[banjoswagon]

"fffp fffp, I don't know nigga, sometimes you just gotta race ffp ffpp." Best highdea ever.

[RyanI492]

Dave's "White Voice" is fucking amazing.

[glowsexy28]

@RyanI492 lmaoooooooo

[CrushNazT]

@RyanI492 dude i couldnt agree more. i fuckin LOVED when he would go "white-face" for skits. the white news caster. that shit was genius! and "trading spouses" lol - "i think i'll just stick my penis through this little hole..."

[MrSHARKBITE12]

that nigger was on pcp johnson i had to use necessary force just sprikle some crack on him

[WhiteRavenStar]

Sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that!

[crazyeyes161]

Hey, take it easy...you're on 3rd Street. Hahahaha.

[aarondamiang]

Sprinkle some crack...LMAO!

[MrBon3sz]

All black dudes need a homeboy like chip lol.

[Nellydez]

Were not gonna take it

[sergeantassassin2]

*THWACK* "Oh my God...that nigger was on PCP, Johnson! I HAD to use necessary force!! You saw him!"

"...."

"No, no paperwork. Just...just sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here."

Later:

*GASP* "He's still here!!" *THWACK* "Oh my God....Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once before when I was a rookie. Apparently, this nigger broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. Well...let's sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here."

[brosethstalin]

NIGGA THATS 5 TO 10

[iitsAsHBasH]

LMAO when he's doing Chip's laugh. Dave Chapelle is too hilarious.

[THEGREATMAX]

I love the fact that I only live 50 miles from the funniest man in the world!!

[TheGiggles1989]

@lubeskyboker Most white people hollering "White power" are broke asses. They have to make themselves feel good some kind of way I guess lol

[THATS1CK]

"Shut the FUCK up" - 0:30 he failed at being funny xD

[billydakid6826]

@THATS1CK i think he was replying to dave chappelles question

[MrCrombie69]

"well nigga sometimes you gotta race!!''



[TomDodsonMusic]

@MrCrombie69 best line :') 

[WildBuck007]

This guy cracks me up like a spanish guy handing me a $3 bill with a straight face >;P

[ivangrozny27]

He's still here! *bashes Dave on the head and sprinkles some crack*

[BedProfile]

Well nigga sometime you gotta race!

[bamudeadson]

@BedProfile 

[Portugal7to0]

Excuse meeeeeee. Need some information.

[xyziLike69xyz]

COME BACK DAVE!!!!

[wholbrook7]

a black man will never dream of tlkin to the police high. thats a waste of weed!

haha thts great shit

huhh ughhhh (pow) omg! tht nigger was on pcp johnson. i had to use necessary force you saw him. naw no no paperwork just sprinkle some crack on him lest get outta here.

HAHA

dave im gonna race em!

i knew it was a bad idea but i was high. i tried to explain to him it was a bad idea but all that came out was

well nigga sometimes you gotta race. idk.

hahaha

EPIC!

WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

[immiJmc]

lol at his white guy voice

[nachonewf]

did anyone notice that it skips 9:43?

[LiLFonzo26]

hahahaha

[badjaeaux]

Sad thing is here in our city Cops do that to their own race

[serenityct62]

i love dave chappelle but the one thing i HATE about his videos on youtube is that a racism convo alllllwwwways has to bust out

[utubesqueeze]

"He's still here! Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once as a rookie. Apparently, this nigga broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here!" ... :)

[54bobbers]

Shut your buttcheeks

[emiliovsqz71]

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it.

They'd be like 'He's still here! [ Best Part ] x D

[Guichotpresident]

Every white person has a voice like frank sinatra, i love it!

[xnomek]

@SPR000X I aint crack dud, n` dats a fact bro. What does SPR stand for? Sucking Penis Right? Hahah.

[bigshermabg]

nobody wanna get their ass beat to a soundtrack hahaha

[Squeeker10]

look at the SIZE of his feet

[SUiCide7thstreet]

Dave!!! Dave!!! Its the godamn cops. Ima ask them directions.

[swiftGTi95]

"Spread your cheeks and lift your sack" "Nigga what the fuck...?"

Absolutely died right there hahahahahaha!!

[tikifreakazoid]

Wonder Twin Powers.

[tpstrat14]

wack power

[420Faygoninja]

@lubeskybocker Nah man the south won't rise again, Black Power

[420Faygoninja]

@lubeskybocker Black Power

[CARNAXHACKER789]

*Gasp* HE'S STILL HERE! *WHACK* OMG, open and shut case Johnson, I saw this once before when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in a hung up pictures of his family everywhere.

[CARNAXHACKER789]

*Gasp* OH! *WHACK* OMG, that nigger was on PCP Johnson, I HAD to use NECCESSARY FORCE! You saw 'em!

[420Faygoninja]

@lubeskybocker Nice, Black Power

[lv999iam]

0:30 guy yells SHUT THE FUCK UP

[impeatus]

Thums up if you think that Chip is Jim Breuer :D :D :D

[gofuckyourself32]

@impeatus roflmao probally dude 

[unpuercofeo]

NIGGA DONT DO THAT THATS 5 TO 10.

[rudib87]

Genius!!!



[whayes8084]

I think Chip is Jim Breur. Look up him talking about Dave Chappelle.

[unpuercofeo]

@whayes8084 I always thought it was Neil Brennan, but thats definitely a possibility

[crazyape515]

CHIP!

[EmilyWalksByFire]

@squirrelybmx Pretty much any black guy really.

[squirrelybmx]

Dave Chappelle or Kitty Katt Williams?

[SuperChicano95]

@squirrelybmx chappelle all the way no contest

[CARNAXHACKER789]

@squirrelybmx Russell Peters vs Dave Chappelle vs Dane Cook vs Charlie Sheen?

[squirrelybmx]

@CARNAXHACKER789 Dane Cook is a no for sure. But you pose an interesting challenge, good sir.

[7igoprinze]

24 ppl are cops!

[H8meBreakme]

My mom always gets out of tickets. Though she speeds in the school zone and everything. She's white.

I'm mixed with Black and white and the FUCKIN COPS gave me a FUCKIN ticket for going three over the speed limit on the freeway.

Fuckin douchebag cops!!!

[rudib87]

@H8meBreakme of course they give you tickets....ur black! ;)

[H8meBreakme]

@rudib87 But... They should love half of me, cus I'm half white too! xD

[yportal101]

"Nigga don't do that! That's 5 to 10" LMAO!

[MrUkaos]

24 PEOPLE DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR

[Porge421]

theres got to be easier ways to prove my identity.

[JUNE500GONG]

Shit nigga sometimes...u just gotta race

[braynedamage]

i gotta meet this nigga chip.

[xnomek]

@braynedamage He is not a nigga, he is white.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@xnomek pk mr politically correct i have black friends and they call me nigga and i call them nigga and we don`t have a problem with each other nigga is a term of endearment it`s a noun any one of your home boys can be your nigga it all depends on the context. if i say to one of my black friends fuck off you nigger then i deserve what ever they do to me.So for your information chip is daves`s nigga cause they are friends u fucking idiot. éand i can tell u r racist just from your response

[xnomek]

@TheZaidabdullah Why you so rude wigga-boy? Atleast your mom wasnt rude to me last nite when I visited her. Btw, you aint black, n` dats a fact, deal w/ it. The fact just seems to be hard for you to accept? Hahah.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@xnomek Fuck you bitch i never said i was black i grew up around pure black caribbean people jamaicans,trinidad,guyanese and a whole mix of them and they are all my niggaz and i am their nigga..and 4 your info i have 3 black kids 2 boys 1 girl so fuck you cocksucker i am in the club as far as i`m concerned. i am a white man trapped in a black body ha ha and i have a big nigga dick so that certainly makes me qualified lol

[xnomek]

@TheZaidabdullah Im sorry to hear you grew up in the projects. Hmm, you have 3 black kids? And who might the dad be, not you? Hahahha. Where did you have that big nigga dick, in your butt? Thats the reason you walk funny, yo wigga. Umad, perhaps?

[TheZaidabdullah]

@xnomek verry funny faggot boy with your dick in ass jokes you are a faggot and we in da hood hate faggots so don`t reply 2 me faggot boy ha ha no go suck on daddy`s dick like the little molested faggot that you are ha ha ha ha

[Falfuris]

@braynedamage chip is no nigga hes white lol

[ShortFingeredShreder]

@braynedamage Dave's white friend "Chip" is Jim Breuer!

[12martin12rojas]

Johnson 

[cn560]

That's a waste of weed!!!!! lol to funny

[12jayja]

7:32

[535manbearpig]

* gets shot and sprinkles crack on himself*

I dont wanna leave no mysteries...

[Bakemono121]

straight up i love how when he talks like a white guy. . . makes him a funny mutha fucker

cause that is 5-10

rofl

[boomingpearl]

black?! ask any stoner!!

[TheSuperbad19]

spread your cheeks and lift your sack ^^

[CARNAXHACKER789]

@TheSuperbad19 WTF?! S'cuse me?

[AkiiRyuuha]

Pshht! I just realized - Chip n' Dave!

[sk8lakaiordie1]

Im going to race him.!!  Well nigga sometimes you got to race XD ROFL

[yaw333]

White people drive a car like this "Dee-dee-dee....Dee-dee-dee...­."

[Funk2929]

@7:32 "Nigga don't do that, thats 5 to 10!!!"

[dustbowel20]

dave lives only a few miles from me. I saw him one time and I didn't think he was funny. one of my kid's said listen to this, he is funny.

[IlluminatReptilian]

24 cops didn't think this was funny.