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  • When I play minecraft I never did this

  • xD I'm german and understand what he's saying ;) He's playing WOW or something and always shouting: "AAAAHRG I'LL KILL YOOOUUUU!!" But it's double awesome if I can follow your story and the original one hehe ^^

  • i have to go throgh this on a daily basis

  • Wenn ich sein Vater währe, dann würde ich das Gesäß dieses Jungensdrei mal täglich schlagen.

  • wenn ich sei vadder wär, dann würd ich ihn jeden tag 3 ma den arsch versohlen

  • LMFAO this is PC Maniac who playng 24/7 World of Warcraft

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, the german's ar funny :P

  • lmao....

    

  • :'D

    althaa ich kann nemma :'D

  • XD was ist das für ein spast :D

  • u spelled "titties" wrong >.>

  • he's playing world of warcraft^^

  • he plays Unreal tournament :P

  • omg he dont watch porn lol

  • He is talking bout a pc game but I know it's fake :D

  • he not watching porn that bitch playing a game

  • lol wie geil is der denn :DD

  • why is this kid so mad?? (the true reason)

  • @h1s2b3m4 he wants to play Unreal Tournament and the game is not working. Then when he finally get started playing they kill him in the game. He is loosing temper and destroying his keyboard, swearing his mouth of. Find it on youtube "Angry german kid real subtitles"

  • @MrCaine10

    thanx i've just seen it It`s disturbing (this one was funny!)

  • crazy ........he is lost in hell!

  • hey you idiots this is a type of play just tried.

    he looks not a porno ...

  • Hahahaha!!! Soo fuckin funny with the keyboard !!! Hahahahha!!!

  • He deosnt want to watch porn he just wants to play a game I know because I speak a little German

  • @RTCxK yeah its german im fom germany this is so fucking funny eh

  • Your gonna get busted cause it appears in the bill that comes in your mail so you probably did!!you noob my dad a cop and you stole money from parents and broke they're stuff you are an ass if I see you I'm shitting right away with my kale sticks!!the karate lessons did pay of!

  • omg i laughed my ass out at last

  • Turd burgulars ?

    Wtf is that ?

    When i looked for the definition the answer was burglars.

    So is it turd burglars ?

  • omg?? Any of you dont speak a little german language???HE DOEST WANT TO SE PORN, HE WANT TO PLAY WITH UNREAL TOURNAMENT, JUST LISTEN TO IT 0:8

  • @Danextmario "Crazy German Kid watching Porn, These are fake subtitles, but i made them just as a laugh, so calm down everyone who thinks there fake." = Description.

    *YOU* = Dumb.

  • Wow.... Never knew "WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAOAAAAAAOOOAA­AAAA!!!!" ment: "All i wanted was some free porn, screw this im going to bed." in German... Crazy language....

  • lol hahaha!

  • so pitty!

  • i cant stop laughing omg lol

  • And this my friends is the mating call for the wild snortax

  • german cartman

  • i can get a better connection out of my ass! LOL

  • lmfao turd burglars

  • WAIT A MINUTE..... HE RECORDED HIMSELF, JUST TO ACT LIKE A FUCKING RETARD! WHY???

  • TURD BURGLARS!!!!! lol

  • is not porn is a game noob i come from germany 

  • This is that warrock kid from a few years agoo XD

  • crazy

  • is he acting?

  • I remember playing unreal tournament in year 2000

    Died every time haha :D

  • AHahahahahah thats perfect sounding tho i almost pissed myself

  • oh man he is just like emily from the exxorsim

  • lol turd burgaler im gay i like no i like titties and juicy pussy lesbians hahahaha rotflmao

  • "I LIKE TITTIES...AND JUICY PUSSY!!!!!!" Roflmao! XD

  • ide hate to hang out with dat kid thumbs up if u agree

  • to those who are trying to figure out what he is really saying he is trying to play a game but he cant win

  • no no no he wont play UT 1999

  • ...wow hes gonna have bye alot more keyboards if he keeps acting like tht..i wonder wat hes saying though

  • hahahahahahah nice vid

  • Stupid.... they dont want watch a porn, he want play Unreal Tournament bitches

  • he was going 2 watch 2girls1cup 

  • WTF

  • ... Congratulations... You managed to make it even less funny than it was originally....

  • tities!!!!!!!! and juicy pusey!!!!! lol

  • this video is sooo funny that i got milk out of my noseXD its funny haaaaaim turn onnnnnnnnhaaaaaayeaaa im turn onnnnn!!!!!! funnyXD

  • its the funniest video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what is this.....i dont even O_O

  • THAT WHAT YOU WTOTE IS WRONG !!!!!!! HE IS A FREAK;; HE JUST WABT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNEMANT AND NOT MORE: HE DONT WANT TO LOOK PORNS

  • Respond to this video... he is a fukin twat,,,but dis is fukin gas :L:L

  • lol 3:55 funny as shid xDDD

  • lmfao

  • Du bist echt dumm. Er sagt das das Spiel nicht startet. = You're really stupid. He says that the game don´t starts.

  • @Paralos92 das soll doch ne verarsche sein

  • ahahaa!!ive been looking for this since few months!!! ajajaaj

  • gayest stuff ever. i want y 4:19 minutes of watching this dumb shit back

  • LMFAOROFLMAO

  • LOL

  • Im German - He plays an egoshooter game -u can hear that (when u are germen)

  • must be windows vista

  • hes an inbread (born from people already in the family)

  • in original video hi is playing unreal tournament 2004

  • DAMN! i juiced my pants cause of the fucking funny video's of him XD

  • I dont im just reading the subtitles :P ithink it beez funy

  • was he rlly watching porn then????

  • what is he doing? what is he seing?

  • THIS INTERNET CONNECTION IS SHIZA,,, no but srsly, mine really is :/

  • I think his computer frozed and he dosent know what to do lol

  • American girls hot? duaaajh! American women are obese ugly are all drug addicts are the most beautiful of Russia or Brazil but American? not even in your mind

  • lmao wtf????

  • ohhhh fuk so funny

  • lol omg fake, you guys dont understand thas ju a bored 12 year old fucking moron with glasses?

  • lmfao

  • OMG its hilarious hahahahahahahaha" MY MUM?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS HSE DOING HERE SHES A PONRSTAR!?!?! OOO SHES NOT TO BAD" jajajajajaja

  • Wtf Is his problem? this is fake -.-

    This kid is so noisy that you can't even hear him, even if you understand dutch-.-

    I already knew what to do if it was my son &nd my computer-.- And why is he so hopeless that he is recording it-.-

    numbskull-.-

  • whut do the perents do when thay come in?:/

  • LMAO

  • wenn ich in kennen wörte wörte ich ihn in die fresse schlagen

  • I can't be gay I like titties!!!! XD brilliant

  • Where's the porn

  • Im hard hahahah

    I loled ahhahahaha

    ROFL

  • He is frekin crazy

  • lol haha

    "wtf? i'm hard? , .....I'm Gay? I'm Gay? I Like Penis? I CANT BE , I REALLY CANT BE"

    HAHAHAHA

  • jeez kid if you want some free porn go om youporn lol

  • "Shiza!! I can get better connection out of my arse!!" Hilarious XD LOL ROFLMAO ROFL ROFLMFAO

  • computer is turning the kid to monster

    poor kid he have no future left

  • lol hes playin world of warcraft!

  • I LOVE his passion for porn.

  • stupid little nazi

  • @ Argonian33 LMAO

  • @Argonian33 yeah he's junior hitler! HAHA

  • @Argonian33 F*** you man! im german too and before you post Stupid little nazi learn a little bit german! he only want to play Unreal Tournament!

  • haha! I laughed so hard

    I like this one better than the original

    especially the mum joke

  • @gamerzchik yeah i was pissing myself at that point

    "OOOH SHE'S NOT TO BAD!"

    HAHAHA

  • hahahahhahaha!!

  • lololololoololololoolololooolo­loloolololoolololololololololo­loloolololoololoololololol

    PS:johncenafan83 u suck soo much cock its pathetic go jump off a bridge u prick

  • funny as hell

  • what a FUCKING FUCK YA hehehhe

  • 4 years later and its still funny as fuck xD

  • LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhahahah

  • LOOOOOL

  • I love it to understand the real voice and to read the fake subtitles it's so awesome funny ahahaha XDDD

  • @ichschef Read the description.

  • Perhaps you would like to read the description before insulting me?

  • @ichschef Hey Dick read the description!

  • @ichschef yes read the description u bitter bitter person you

  • @ichschef your calling him an idiot and you cant even spell "wants" and "tournament"?

  • lol hahhahha LOL HAHAHAHAHAH

  • ahahhahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!his­ mum is in there!!!!

  • dude no wonder germans invaded poland...

  • hahah imagin if there was an army of this kid in WW2, we would al be speeking german right now

  • hahaha! this dude is hitlers son

  • @iSkateEuclid HAHA I Know!

  • vids56298 youre the best!!! XD LOL i was Rofl with your vid !!!! :)

  • his retarded bring him to the hospital before it's too late

  • O_e

  • fuck you and unreal turnament..download the patch..the patch kid

  • i know right blow

     | \/

  • omg if you anderstand german that guy really is crazy....

    he's actally going crazy because his game won't load that aperently wants to play so badly......

  • thats not the official video the official video

    is when he is mad about unreal tournament because it doesnt load fast.

  • Dont suppose you read the description? If you did, you would be pleased to find that i have already stated that this is not the 'official' video. But it takes a special kind of person to keep making these comments...

  • @MegaH7777 read the description!

    and he didn't claim that it was the official!

    next time before you watch a video , read the description!

  • Little nazis must have their porn.

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  • juicy pussy loool

  • if it were real then i would say.... "well i can't blame him.".

  • this is not funny if you understand german ^^

  • i agree there im english and im studyin german.

  • But for the millions that dont understand German... its fucking hilarious!

  • @elfenscheisse we never think about wat he saying,we just enjoying his crazies!!

  • @elfenscheisse what he said? xD

  • @elfenscheisse ok....wats he rlly saying and was he complaining about

  • my mum lol!!!

  • IM GAY IM GAY LIKE PENIS lol

  • That is seriously me when I watch videos online.

    "NO. DON'T FREEZE. PLAY PLAY PLAY."

    & how the hell is no one hearing this?

    Shouldn't his neighbors have called the cops by now? o_o

  • @ZomgCarina I think his computer frozed and he dosent know what to do lol and they recorded it on camera

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I laugh sooooo hard it's made me cry, and my stomach hurting, AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • better bring that kid to see doctor!!

  • whatta fuckin retard.

  • i would fuckin kill this bitch with a baseball bat

  • only subtitles are fake,

    but for fuck sake if its real - the behavior- then he needs to be hospitalised at some serious mental facility!!!

    Christ..............

    im so sorry for him, retard

  • oh sorryxDDD

  • i am german and he don´t want to see a porn

    he said he would play a video game

  • read the discription he said its fake :P its gust 4 fun

  • At least someone has a brain. Cheers.

  • oh WOOpee DOO

    you know what every1 else knows,

    big WOOP

    -_-

  • omg ur so beast!!!

    so nice!!!

  • dirty trannys? LOL!!!

  • by the way who`s videoing this???

  • WTF

  • This is SHIZA!!

  • wow that keyboard is fucking heavy duty!

  • this guy plays cz :P

  • Well, i think you must think really strange about the germans after this kid makes this crap...

    Wir Deutschen sind geteilter Meinung^^

    Krank und witzig, aber wer so spielt lebt nicht alzu lange ;-)

  • where can i download video?

  • @Dawnn95 go to savevid . com then copy the link of this video then paste it in the box on the homepage of savevid . com with the download (yellow button) beside it then click download!

  • that was an interesting porn experience..

  • hahaha, mums a pornstar.

  • LMFAO!!! "  OOOO, she's not too bad" XDDDDDD

  • lol

  • Funny as hell! I've watched it over and over! Literally pissed myself!

  • lol that kid has problems, gret vd 5/5

  • my video on the agk is better... -.-

  • i used to think german people were somewhat intelegent.

  • S:O

  • who ever shoots this kid is doin the world a favour lol...

    if this is how he is, i'd hate to see his parents

  • I once heard hes acting, but i have my doubts about that...

  • he want play unreal tournament you damn idiots