Kratos Plays Halo Reach (Halo Reach Machinima)

[nightfox444]

eoinobroin ignite!!!! yay

[WingmanUnited]

I remember when Digitalph33r made this popular with playing with the Chief.

[thatswhatshesaid1310]

ASK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[14DarkhaN14]

"that is a question you should ask your wife" LOOLOOLOLOLOLOL

[tratorta]

Foul Beasts, I'm gonna send you back to depths of Hades!!!

[quarantine1993]

why the hell is kratos purple?

[freakypred]

Why isn't his primary armor color silver and his secondary armor color red?

[trentsims]

@freakypred Because thats not a possible team color and it wouldnt make sence for the first joke of them geting teamed up in matchmaking. Though purple was still a werid pick I mean why not red but oh well.

[moisesf606]

lolwut

[futureika]

"We must leave this place."

"You know we have to go up to fifty, right?"

"You lie!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[sitejs123]

kratos would love my butthole.I mean..what?

[thebenagal2]

3:01 porque?

[thebenagal2]

2:24 

[x9f1104]

Whats the name of the song at the beginning

[GuitarGuyJHx]

YOU SENT ME TO MY DEATH!

[milontua]

There should be a WTF BOOM at 2:36 it would make this so much funnier at that part.

[MrDarkx1000]

He truly is a spartan

[SniipeezY]

1:24 SOOOO FUNYYY!!!!!!

[SeXyAnDiPaRtYRoCk]

That is a question u should ask your wife! lol

[TheDeetee1]

pwned

[TheHackerYouKnow]

Kratos, kill any family members today?

NO!

1:34 - GGGGYYYYYYYYAAAAARRRRGHHAAAA!!­!!

[TDMNIN1313]

YOU LIEEE!!!!!

[televideodelta]

1:34 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[KiaraV281]

2:10 - 2:44 I laughed so hard xD

[TheNuclearHammer]

"You sent me to my death?!?"

[MISTRZGTATBOGT]

hahaha

[MultiGameKing101]

Guy 1: Shit theres Kratos....don't piss him off!

Guy 2: Fuck this guy *walks towards him* HEY BITCH YOU GONNA DO WHAT EVER I SAY OR I WILL BEAT YOUR A...

*punch*

Guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Griffo1709]

If I were to pick a colour for Kratos, it sure as hell wouldnt be purple.

[Batpod05]

finally, a REAL spartan plays halo lololol

[WiseAlbatross]

know what i just realized... the guys at respawn are nerds

[Sharkwizard]

2:36 I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!!!

[StarGalaxy777]

Rare footage of Kratos on a XBox360

[cropathfinder]

"That is a question you shoud ask youre wife" LOL i didnt see that one coming there

[LETMEWATCHVIDEOSIDC]

Zeus got raped.

[iwannabepresident]

I would love it if he said i'm not even married

[Dark0Fiction]

"Killed any family members lately" *Whack!*

[Colphon3]

manz got dissed at 1:57 rofl!!!!!!!!

[rodvafe]

kratos will be good in free for all

[Lightfox417]

What is that scream from 1:33

[XxHateNoEviLxX]

@Lightfox417 Alot of shit.

[Lightfox417]

@XxHateNoEviLxX Like what? LOL

[XxHateNoEviLxX]

@Lightfox417 There's been alot of movies that use it. The only one that I can truely remember is Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, the KKK scene.

[MalachiCo0]

What is this crap at the end?

[RiceCakeFury]

@MalachiCo0 that's a question you should ask your wife

[MalachiCo0]

@RiceCakeFury I AM 15!

[joekie444]

That purple round headed dude took him in the back!

[MegaStreetmagic]

Cavilier753@ shut the fuck up nigga that's my line dickhead

[Average0Lifer]

whats the name of the song at 2:21 - 2:25 ?

[Cavalier753]

"Then why are you still with me?"

"That's a question you should ask your wife."

HA!

[VesperPizza]

go over to the hammer LMAO

[maggot4life196]

"YOU LIE!!!" lol my favorite part.

[CONOY2K]

@namless2001 I can spell you tard.



[MegaStreetmagic]

That is a question you should ask your wife

[slntvrs5]

PWND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bcole16]

NO CHILD! FALCON PUNCH!

[reyortsed113]

Kratos should have had white and red armor.

[kokobrb1]

'' ..... you must leave this place''

'' you know we have to go up to 50 right?''

'' YOU LIE!!1!!!'

AHAHA MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYTIME

[codeyismename]

hell yeahh dubstep!

[MrKrazykilla562]

Thats funny

[xxdrextonxx]

hahhaahaha. if you use CC transcribe the audio and watch at 1:04 he says "you are not my daughter" but in the caption it says "you are not mark fuhrman" hahahaa

[LIftedscanners]

omg!! 1:34 i lmao'd!!!!



[SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ]

1 day after Kratos gets XBox and Halo

Kratos' Gamerscore: 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999

[george2p]

make doomguy plays halo reach XD

[deadlypanda234]

@BSAtings haha really? i just really hate trollers so i try to tell them to fuck off. most of the time they dont -.-" meh its fun fighting noob trollers :D

[BoredThatsWhy]

Kratos looked at Chuck Noris and Chuck Noris just walked away, true story.

[ENSAINZ]

Kratos "we must leave this place now." teammate "you know we have to go up to fifty." kratos "you lie!" lol

[Trifosion]

Do optumus prime, donte from devil may cry, or sora from kingdom hearts

[Randomchad100]

@Trifosion Great idea optimus would be perfect!

[jackhammer41998]

Why are you still with me. That is a question you should ask your wife

[Solar000Knigth]

Zeus.. ZEUS... AAARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Maverickslayer744]

300 dislikes......tonight we dine in hell, gentleman.

[ballsequer]

NO CHILD!

[xll3LiiTEGhoSTllx]

lol why are yu still with me then

that is a question yu shud ask yur wife XD

[Randomchad100]

boring -_-

[BladeStrikes]

@Randomchad100 So watch some faggot play COD.

You like that right?

[Randomchad100]

@BladeStrikes See now im about to make you feel dumb ass fuck, i love halo and i dont like or play Call of Duty so shut the fuck up and mind your business i think the machinima is boring not the game so get the fuck outta here

[BladeStrikes]

@Randomchad100 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA ARE YOU REALY THAT FUCKING STUPID?

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID SHIT.

Go play COD you fucking faggot you and your gay firends.

[Randomchad100]

@BladeStrikes Trying to sound cool and talk shit over a computer your nerdy ass, and I'm stupid? last time I checked as you spelled it, "realy" is spelled Really, and i just said i liked halo alot so you're the stupid one cause you sound real dumb telling me i should play cod if i dont even like it....If i liked COD why would i be watching this right now, stupid ass seven year old bitch cracker

[deadlypanda234]

@BladeStrikes ok bro so you want a mother fucking cookie? dude dont even pull out your middle school poser insults on me. ive delt with trolls like you. dude i can understand randomchad cuz i agree with him. this vid wasnt all that great. but apparently gay mofo fags like you have to tell people to fuck off. i like COD and i like halo even more. yeah bro dude just fuck off. no one likes trolls.

[killerxdyify]

LOL where do they get the nyeeaaaaaaaaaaaa scream from lol

[lilreezy1318]

"kill any family members lately ahahahah"

"NO CHILD" *hits him*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

LMFAO

[SURPEMO]

plz the name of the song in the last 20 seconds

[kh87]

Girlfriend: You know i am pregnant right?

Me: "YOU LIE!!!!"

[angel47baby]

"you sent me to my death!!!!!!"

"no no what i just wanted you to get the hammer"

[plakbil]

I guess those 3 'heros' at the end never get laid thats why they wearing fagsuits

[GearsofKillzone]

This video is halarious

[SURPEMO]

what is the name of the 3 last "so called Herros" in this video?!!

[mtthwdlsy25]

@SURPEMO Its "Helios"

[SURPEMO]

@mtthwdlsy25 thanks for the info, but i was asking for the song and forgot to type it!!

[Venim85]

Shouldn't his armor be white with a red helmet? 

[3looh1]

Shouldn't kratos be white cuz he ghost of sparata

[gojira8563]

If i were in a situation where i was in a warthog, and saw a purple lunatic swinging an over-sized baseball-bat and running towards me while yelling "Zeus!" i'd haul ass out of there!

[SqullLeonHeart3]

@gojira8563 Dude, you just made me DIE laughing at that part.

[srgntdeath]

this is effing retarded.

[SuperRedHalo]

@srgntdeath no ur FUCKING retarded

[ShadowScytheReaver13]

That is a Question you should Ask your Wife.... YES. He just fuckin BURNED OWNED AND PWNED him ALL at the SAME TIME! >:D

[TheCookie213]

YOU LIE!!!

[beccaotaku]

"That is a question you should ask your wife!" (0_O)

[Ash12241991]

The ending ruined the epicness of this video

[TEHEPICARCHER90]

When Kratos hit the orange guy with HAZOP helmet he screamed like Kyle Katarn when you fall to you're death.

[MashedAvacado]

Its funny because God of War is only on Playstation and Halo is only on Xbox

[mtthwdlsy25]

1:23 HERMES??

[gamgstatrane117]

where is the song,at the end

[ChaoticChicken2]

"then WHY, are you still with me?!"

"That is a question you should ask your wife"

[jmilan97]

Haha kratos "no this is my war not urs" player "then y r u u still wit me" kratos "tht is a question u should ask ur wife" player "..." Lol I laughed so hard

[TheMacCheeze]

hahahaha that ruled...i hate halo but that was amazing Kratos is awesome :D

[Nepthy66]

i love these videos where game characters or celebertiys play halo

[deadlyh1t]

'god of war 3 was made by microsoft'

'YOU LIE'

'hephaestus once told me that the game made by sony'

'and you believe him? that freak has fallen from microsoft'

'thats exacly why i believe him!

[VictorEXTREME94]

That is a question you should ask your wife! LOL!!!

[ObiFemz]

i was literally pissing myself through out the whole thing

[hello32175]

at 1:31 it looks like they're hugging lul

[NoobBRSP]

"No Child !!!!" *Punch* "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaay"

aiusybsdicfhbsucvybsuysc

[PhuckingCanada]

1:34 NO CHILD NAJSDBJASBSDBDHN VSC

[rider5ify]

lmaoo NO CHILD!!!!!

[aquil45]

that is a question you should ask your wife ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lololololololololololololololo­lololololollololoololololololl­ololololololoolollol

[NaturalArbiter]

"So, why are you still with me?"

"That... is a question you should ask your wife..."

FUCKING WIN!!!

[TehRandomCarrot]

Kratos is wearing purple armor

awesome

[highspeedheadbanger]

knowing kratos having him in your team is like activating god mode cheat

[sylux427]

damn kratos kicks ass in halo

[badfurday58]

the funniest part is 0:00-3:37

[Ash12241991]

Today i came back from the hospital and go to my mom

"YOU SENT ME TO MY DEATH"

Mom: "What no i just wanted you to get a check up"

[Legaedify]

this was seen on HBO???!!!!!!!!

[Luis11717]

@Legaedify halo.bungie.org.

[SCDarkness]

y r u still with me then?

kratos answers that is a question u should ask ur wife!

[Battlefield3KillsAll]

Two good games here. God of war: pretty cool. Halo Reach: decent. Only problem?: They don't use frostbite 2.0. BF3 graphics are amazing!

[Balnazzardi]

@Battlefield3KillsAll For crying out loud...Great graphics alone never determine if the game itself is going to be great (altough Im sure BF3 isnt going to be bad)

[DarthBenadic]

@Machinima Next episode should be "Captian Jack Sparrow plays Halo Reach"

[greenandkakashi]

you know we have to go to 50 right? YOU LIE!!!!

[Mcode3996]

@alexrocksjuma You are retarded.

[alexrocksjuma]

@Mcode3996 i meant your grammar sorry it didnt make much sense "is for the win" so calm your shit bro

[Mcode3996]

@alexrocksjuma What ever. 360 IS FTW!

[Gunzers6]

@Mcode3996 u mad?

[alexrocksjuma]

@Mcode3996 lol yea i guess so

[kross012145]

hermes:"kratos kill any famliy mebers lately haha"

kratos:"no child !!

hermes:"ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!hhhhhhhhhhaaaha"

kratos:"a simple child will not trouble me "

XD

[dafitzboy]

DUBSTEP!!!!!!!

[shadow3275ful]

Why does this guy get paired up with these raging lunatics?

[devin5496]

LOL

[ballsequer]

NO CHILD!!!!!

[TheSwifty16]

LMFAO 1:32

[roxoa]

"you know we have to go up to 50 right?"

"YOU LIE!!" hahahahaha

[Arnest123]

Sgt floey plays halo reach

[MoEnat100]

that is a question you should ask your wife ''pause'' then kratos walks away

[MasterShugo]

Y u dancing to dubstep?

[MrMaglashin]

NO CHILD!!!

[Iamzarroc]

The comment below me is nerdraging.

[thebigfud2009]

@Iamzarroc why the hell did u just coppy one of the high rated comments and why did you not put a space in nerd raging you dumbass

[0n3Vva]

292 people played Halo Reach with Kratos.

[jackeythedoo]

yay finally a play station exclusive plays xbox yay

[dammitman16]

YOU SENT ME TO MY DEATH?

[konnii1]

@dammitman16 no i just whanit you to get the hammer

[mrhappyismissing]

"you know we have to go to 50 right?"

"YOU LIE!"

[dashdog101]

@mrhappyismissing i hate it when ppl quote funny parts of videos and get thumbs ups its stupid

[Hayles46]

That is a question you should ask your wife... LMFAO!!!

[lukas22115522]

Kratos-you are not my dother! *kills a random guy* xD

[Ghats212]

@lukas22115522 Where did you learn how to spell? you fail bro. You fail

[lukas22115522]

@Ghats212 im from lithuanian what do you expect?

[jdstealing2nd08]

My favorite line is "What does that mean?"

[Wipeout188]

... Why is he Purple...?

[TheAwsomeman3]

anyone else think they should of made kratos white with red ?

[Gamefreak1000ful]

YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!

[roberto121395]

lol

[Devlen68]

Anyone else think the dubstep end is fucking retarded?

[Musikkingofthecookie]

would be fun to see if anyone fell for this if you did it in a real game

[Devlen68]

@Musikkingofthecookie No one a retard in the real game.

[Musikkingofthecookie]

@Devlen68 pardon? just said it would be fun to see how anyone reacted

[ThexSkORpiO]

KRATOS..KTAOS...CRONOS...CRONO­S...KRATOS...KRATOS nice soundtrack