Picking Up Girls On the Subway - Dave and Ethan

[Nurbol2010]

hilarius!

[nasrozo]

the girl in the subway: ah, sorry, you scared me off too,...

Dave: it's okey

Girl: that's alright

Dave: I love you

LMFAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!­!!!!

[gorillagirlgorilla]

Is it just me or are women in NY pretty bitchy and uptight. They didnt land a single one. 

[DaveAndEthan]

@gorillagirlgorilla we're not sure if the NY ladies are "bitchy and uptight"... or if we're just awful at talking to them.

[trakba]

@DaveAndEthan thats right you were awfull, after the funny opening lines do you talk like normal?

[amad0c]

did actually 1 of these work and u only uploaded the rejections cuz it's fun or was ur success rate really at 0? i mean obviously a lot of the approaches weren't to be taken serious but some were - so did u have any luck with this?

[DaveAndEthan]

@amad0c yep, we had some luck. the successes just weren't as funny as the failures, though, and this is a comedy channel! perhaps we need a second channel....

[ppcg25102]

Well they've kinda failed

[DaveAndEthan]

@ppcg25102 I don't know about "kinda..."

[Noruego]

who da fuck cares who came first... I like Simplepickup and I like you guys, I don't have to like just one, so just shut your whorish mouths and enjoy!

[DaveAndEthan]

@Noruego That's right, buddy--we can coexist with Simplepickup in a world of loving peace and harmony.

[Noruego]

@DaveAndEthan and boobs... never forget boobs...

[DaveAndEthan]

@Noruego right. and boobs.

[fifig10]

OH MY GOSH! I AT LEAST AS GOOD AS SIMPLE PICKUP

[seunodeyinde]

Obviously these guys can pick up girls. They just don't care what others think about them. Thus the somewhat self deprecating humor. If they really wanted to, they could and the girls will be willing to be picked up. The humor part , they have down.

[seunodeyinde]

Dude...at 1:07 she licked her lips. I think she was feeling him



[DaveAndEthan]

@seunodeyinde that's what we think.

[truong817]

THESE GUYS ARE TOO HILARIOUS!!

[DaveAndEthan]

@truong817 YOU ARE TOO KIND!!

[FunkyMonk00]

Upload the successes too. And although I can dig SimplePickup, this shit is so much funnier/better.

[DaveAndEthan]

@FunkyMonk00 Thanks, dude. Maybe we'll post some of the successes on our DaveandEthanOuttakes channel...

[FunkyMonk00]

Love the vids guys, shit is awesome. Make more!

[DaveAndEthan]

@FunkyMonk00 thanks, we will!

[thomasblackshire]

as if she guessed david what the fuck

[ThaLynx]

Simplepickup ancestors!! :D

[DaveAndEthan]

@ThaLynx finally someone recognizes we came first!

[tico1289]

ooo shit lmao ya should have ur own tv show

[DaveAndEthan]

@tico1289 we'll take it!

[PretzalKid]

man this is some good shit. keep it up

[DaveAndEthan]

@PretzalKid thanks Kid.

[colerobertsonos]

"can I keep your straw?"

"no, that has my DNA on it"

"I'm not going to clone you."

LOL

[kikiuej]

hahaah i got my dna on it!! i'm not gonna klone you!!!!!!!!!

[DaveAndEthan]

@kikiuej is "klone" how KKK members clone themselves?

[SpicyDonk]

"Do you want to go out on a date" "No I don't know you" Oh, so you only date your friends, nice

[mitcs100]

Oh, you could hear me. XD

[isashiwm]

BALLS written all over this freaking video,good job guys

[DaveAndEthan]

@isashiwm our fathers gave us our giant BALLS.

[watso2828]

pretty sure they dont really try to pick up chicks. just make it awkward so its funny...for the people who think they are trying.

[DaveAndEthan]

@watso2828 you've figured us out!

[bigvoytek]

u r running a night game in the day. doesnt work.

[DaveAndEthan]

@bigvoytek ha, how do you know it wasn't nighttime when we filmed this?

[car1dona]

you guys r great!!!!

[DaveAndEthan]

@car1dona thanks for watching!

[idcemail123]

MAKE A NEW VIDEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!

[DaveAndEthan]

@idcemail123 did you see our new one? in which we ask kids for dating advice??

[idcemail123]

@DaveAndEthan I did! but i find these ones way more hilarious :)

[Lovinlifesince1993]

Hahaha you guys rock! 3

[DaveAndEthan]

@Lovinlifesince1993 thanks -- keep lovinlife!

[samelf07]

Funny thing is they could have picked up most of the girls with the exclusion of a few phrases

[DaveAndEthan]

@samelf07 maybe we should try again with a bit more editing...

[jabtrack123]

Damn she guessed David...you is SOL...no russian cat for you

[Mygeto4]

Thanks for contributing to the failing of my midterm tomorrow you jerks.

Btw I subscribed and haven't laughed this much in awhile.

[DaveAndEthan]

@Mygeto4 thanks! glad you like the vids. but sorry you're failing school. :(

[jab819]

Jealous ponytail man at 0:34

[DaveAndEthan]

@jab819 gotta love Jealous Ponytail Man.

[theorangeiscool1]

You must make people feel SO awkward.

[EthanFixell]

@theorangeiscool1 You must make people feel SO loved.

[theorangeiscool1]

@EthanFixell XD

[collectivelight]

"I'm not gonna clone you" haha.

[psidhu4]

lmao when she said David! XD

[RYANcanada1]

big balls

[lRomez]

Video is 3 years old and you still reply to comments, that's awesome. Subscribed.

Wish I could have seen a video of the successes.

[DaveAndEthan]

@lRomez thanks, dude! feel free to check out some of our newer videos, too.

[SirInTheZONE]

@DaveAndEthan lol i just saw ur video lol the accent on and now this one its epic stuff guys lol and she guessed ur name :D lmfao ahah so funny

[carburm1]

I would date you any day.

[DaveAndEthan]

@carburm1 Tuesday, 8PM?

[carburm1]

@DaveAndEthan I'm in love!

[Prickle]

I like your video. I am a good looking guy with a genuine severe ADD (attention deficit disorder inattentive). Do you guys know anyone who had success with picking up girls with ADD because I lose focus during conversations & my inattentiveness >.>

[DaveAndEthan]

@Prickle Hey Prickly. Sure, we know plenty of guys who have overcome ADD to become major pimps. Maybe we'll make our next video about that...

[Prickle]

@DaveAndEthan Thanks a lot guys I really appreciate it. Keep up with the videos !

[wiiman27]

this got absolutely hilarious at 3:15

[DaveAndEthan]

@wiiman27 thanks wiiman. you must love Wii. or urine.

[jackster330]

the awkwardness is killing me

[DaveAndEthan]

@jackster330 please stay alive.

[ghostgate]

"i'm not gonna clon you"

hahaha

[Arklysirzirgas]

4:31

"nice try"

"I love you"

 = EPIC

[xingke13]

I cant belive 2 decent looking dudes cant even properly pick up a chick? then I dont really have a chance at all XD

[DaveAndEthan]

@xingke13 don't worry pal -- we had plenty of successes. they just aren't as funny.

[BigBadMarketer]

 HAHA 4:41 "you can't hear me because you have heaphones on"

[ThisWorldABitch]

The last part was awesome, so did you get her ?

[87absolute]

i don't think they are actually trying to pick up girls. they are just full of sarcasm and mess with these chicks heads.. lol they are funny

[waterhot80]

Guys, it's obviously a joke. And a damn funny one too!

[DaveAndEthan]

@waterhot80 thanks for watching!

[xXKaM1KaZe]

If this is comedy, this is good. If they are trying, this sucks.

[DaveAndEthan]

@xXKaM1KaZe this is comedy.

[xXKaM1KaZe]

@DaveAndEthan Then I give you guys props. Funny stuff.

[oCOBBSo]

i feel embarassed watching this.

[DaveAndEthan]

@oCOBBSo we felt embarrassed living it...

[Ieatcereal01]

awww man i really wanted to so you guys pick up a girl in the train!!!!

[DaveAndEthan]

@Ieatcereal01 maybe next time...

[ThisWorldABitch]

@DaveAndEthan do u guys find it easy to pick girls and get a date with them ? i mean have you done a serious pick up?

[DaveAndEthan]

@ThisWorldABitch yeah, we've had some successes. they never make it to the videos, though, since they're not nearly as entertaining as the failures.

[kotsiosAB]

misleading title, it should be not picking up girls...

[DaveAndEthan]

@kotsiosAB what should we call it? "Creeping on Girls?"

[kotsiosAB]

@DaveAndEthan Call it, "Guys that are fucking bad, not like 'that's bad, daddio' and try to kill themselves while trying to fail at picking up girls". I think that this title sucks that much, as much as you guys suck, so yea this is the appropriate one..

[DaveAndEthan]

@kotsiosAB oh yeah? well your mom sucks.  and... your face sucks. so... you suck.

[00nicklock]

@DaveAndEthan you should call it How to approach women and FAIL

[Ninix23]

Its so hard to watch lol but you guys are amazing!

[EthanFixell]

@Ninix23 thanks for watching through the pain!

[basseAEG]

that last girl looks like the girl from collegehumor

[da1on2]

good try.... I love you

lmfao

[euseermide]

you guys are so fucking bad

[DaveAndEthan]

@euseermide bad like, cool? like... "ooh, that's bad, daddio." or bad like, we suck?

[euseermide]

@DaveAndEthan bad as in, dont even bother putting videos up.... u guys are going in circles, u have no game, no plans, no logic what to say and when.... Simple Pickup knows how to deal with girls, where u guys pretty much just "give up" when the girl rejects once....

[DaveAndEthan]

@euseermide ah, got it. thanks for the advice. we're gonna go kill ourselves now.

[euseermide]

@DaveAndEthan good idea

[1995yuda]

@DaveAndEthan "we're gonna go kill ourselves now."

ALWAYS FUNNY!

i love your game guys,but you got to keep sexual tension OR you make fun of them with no real intention...?

anyway,it was the possibly most funny i have seen in the last year or so....=) cheers'

[EthanFixell]

@1995yuda thanks for the input -- we'll try to keep it up next time. ...the sexual tension, i mean! we'll keep the sexual tension up. not...anything else. we didn't mean... oh, god.

[1995yuda]

@EthanFixell hhaha....

i would PAY to sit with you for an hour just for the humor!

you really should get payd for this magnificent sarcestic attitud)is that how you spell it?).

seariously,how much?

=)

[B16bitch]

you guys are funny!! lol

[DaveAndEthan]

@B16bitch thanks!

[SMKFsam666]

haha u two are such legends when the blonde girl guessed ur name dave and that girl could hear u ethan XD so funny

[DaveAndEthan]

@SMKFsam666 our middle names are both Legend. like John Legend...but middle instead of last name.

[SMKFsam666]

@DaveAndEthan haha sweet mine is i am, so sam i am..........lol thats so gay XD haha but still wicked videos dont stop u guys

[ReyesTex]

i didnt see the ones that worked :/

[DaveAndEthan]

@ReyesTex that's because none of them did...

[QQ1MoreTime]

Last one was funny:P

[CodyThatGhost]

Good try. "I love you."

[devgchr9000]

:47 reptilian

[WhiteIWolf]

Simple pickup if you actually want to see pickups.

[SkyF1ve]

@WhiteIWolf You dumb fuck ! SIMPLE PICKUP is FAKE , bunch of pay actors ! ETHAN AND DAVE is REAL LIFE !  no girl is gonna give out their number to some fucking stranger just after 1 minute of meeting them like SIMPLE PICKUP ! you retarded fuck !

[whatsup02]

Haha- That girl guessed David's name correctly!

[DaveAndEthan]

@whatsup02 How she guessed "Dave" i'll never know...

[whatsup02]

@DaveAndEthan You should have said: "yes! that's the name you'll be screaming out later tonight"

[DaveAndEthan]

@whatsup02 haha, not a bad idea... why didn't we think of that?

[Bboynub]

DAVID? BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[HollowWithin001]

lmao how did she know your name is david?

[ludvign11]

Its really funny. But these guys arent actually picking the chicks up. They're just doing an approach that they conciously try to make a lil bit awkard and weird. They go in with the atittude "it wont work anyways".

[DaveAndEthan]

@ludvign11 We only score off camera...

[ludvign11]

@DaveAndEthan ah k. Are u guys coaches or just doin it at ur spare time?

[DaveAndEthan]

@ludvign11 comedy first... dating second!

[defdeezy]

@ludvign11 i mean, i think they're poking fun at the whole pua scene. this is comedy gold.

[DaveAndEthan]

@defdeezy ha, you're literally the first one in 4 years to finally point this out.

[defdeezy]

@DaveAndEthan it would be intersting to see what would happen if you guys tried some of this shit in some nyc suburbs. or even brooklyn-- that would be brillz.

[DaveAndEthan]

@defdeezy not a bad idea... we'll think about trying the suburbs next.

[MTLKEBEK]

It would help if you guys are better looking lol.

[DaveAndEthan]

@MTLKEBEK well, it would help if YOU were better at ... doing... stuff.

[DarkyFrenchy]

@DaveAndEthan Yeah, but I thought that the purpose was to pick up girls, not to be rejected because telling funny but completely unefficient things to them...

[MrYahya0101]

i hate girls with no sense of humor

[superguy2111]

"it has my DNA on it"

im not going to clone you LOL

[dblockdedicated]

lol never do this in NY or DC.

Do it in Cali if anywhere.

[DaveAndEthan]

@dblockdedicated ha, why Cali?

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan the ladies are looser in cali.

[magic9man2]

seriously funny

[DaveAndEthan]

@magic9man2 seriously thank you

[unclephil90]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This has to be the funniest video ever

[DaveAndEthan]

@unclephil90 that sounds kinda extreme, but we'll TAKE IT!

[lurks3]

sure it takes balls to approach a girl, but it takes even more balls to approach while other people are watching, now the balls it takes to approach while other people are watching AND stay on the train until the next station.

[DaveAndEthan]

@lurks3 yes, we have balls on top of balls.

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan Do you think the SimplePickup youtube channel copied you? Both of your channels are good...you should both advertise each other, gain more views and subscribers in the process...

[DaveAndEthan]

@SirTorment no idea how SimplePickup got so big so fast, and we've definitely been around way longer than them, but they're not copycats -- they're pretty funny, too.

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan I think their structure is overall more professional. You should create a separate channel for your other material...e.g the double dates...and then just have the sex talks and pickups on this, and upload more and regularly, and encourage subscribers.

[whatsup02]

@SirTorment I think SimplePickup is more tending towards the educational side whereas DaveAndEthan are more towards the comedy side

[kpgpwi64]

can you guy's actually close? not hating just wondering haha.. it's like you open, then instantly run out of things to say=P..

[DaveAndEthan]

@kpgpwi64 can we "actually close?" ha! i mean...well...can we close?? ... ...define "close..."

[kpgpwi64]

@DaveAndEthan like get her number and such lol..

[abcasd1]

dave is kinda fail though :( must be the specs and the curls yo

[juliog5454]

if anything, these vids are funny. If they took it a bit more serious though, they d be getting laid real good.

[DaveAndEthan]

@juliog5454 thanks for the advice, guy. we'll try wearing suits next time.

[juliog5454]

@DaveAndEthan haha. I didn't mean it like that. I look up to your videos because I approach women in the subways of NYC, and today had my first approach in the train, but I suck and would like to be at the playful level you are. But, it seems to me that some approaches, you really don't care, mess it up on purpose, but it's hilarious. 

[102jkl]

They're so awkward but its hilarious!

[idcemail123]

really diggin these videos lol

[DaveAndEthan]

@idcemail123 really diggin YOU lol

[SDkoolKidd]

"Good try."..."I love you" hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ah

[67Zaka]

Can't... Stop... rolling.. hhahhahhahahahhahahahahahhahah­ahhahahahhahahahhahahaha

[DaveAndEthan]

@67Zaka thanks, but don't fall and hurt yourself.

[maxtomious]

no don't stop u guys at least put the fails in your videos and they are funny unlike simple pickup

[DaveAndEthan]

@maxtomious thanks max.

[Jeser118]

These videos are pure gold! Love your videos guys!

[xStePzx]

where do you guys live :O?

[DaveAndEthan]

@xStePzx NYC!

[AndrePierrie]

Simple pickup all the way... these guys should just stop!

[DaveAndEthan]

@AndrePierrie okay, we'll stop.