Russell Peters: White Parenting

[TheCaptured]

Russell was never beaten lol

[coffee1313bean]

1:04 is the bestt

[4DUMBASSES]

whites... sigh

[shakaama]

the ONLY instance where you would systematically and categorically not beat your child is if the child was WISE. yes, some kids can be wise. they listen and don't do bad things. 99% of the kids aren't wise. and they need to be beat. no one is advocating whipping them until blood comes out their ears, but a couple of tears should suffice.

[SinOfYesterd]

Your kids shoudlnt grow up with pain.

THATS what makes them not wise.

[shakaama]

the road is straight and narrow that leads to heaven....

meaning very few will get in...

such is wisdom obviously too... case in point

[BlackRia]

um, she never said she didn't accept it so where the hell did you get that from?

[blackaurora12]

uuuhh bad parenting IS beating ur children if u beat ur children theyll only be a lil fucker when they grow up BELIEVE ME!

im white and HA! i look at the lil shits walkin around now an im like..."yyhhh hes had a bad childhood"

[ArendNijhuis]

No style? LOL you comment this under a video of a indian wearing a collared shirt under another collared shirt. Fail.

[PunjabizKingz]

somebody going to get hurt real bad ahahahahahaha russels a nut man

[azndrgn864]

he did this one before...

[wickedmario007]

u r outta ur mind...most racist comment ever...i am an indian and ur comment sucks soo do u..

[vikramparalkar]

I'm Indian and I gave a thumbs-down to this filly comment...

[TheMacedonianLegend]

lol i have nothin against indians, its just that u have no life and think everyone is bad but indians

[AngelicAcid453]

reminds me of one of my ex friends... or still friends idk are status but they talked to their parents like that.

[TheMacedonianLegend]

racist motherfuckeerr!@! go die!

[totallyb]

wow dont let that racist shit go to ur head, seriously comment but watch ur mouth

[mateuszsiekierka1]

hmmm

[Absolutelynormal]

I LOVE THIS GUY!! This shit is hilarious!

[dumdums72]

"i know its going to take them 22 minutes to get here. In that time SOMEBODY going to get a hurt real bad!"

hah mann this guy is my hero :D

[obbyranq]

somebody gonna get a hug real bad.

[mrbobdoe]

lol

[FATDIAZ]

i agree white parents cnt teach kids anythng fukin retards AZN are de best our kids knows the word respect lol n were smarter too lol AZN PRIDE

[andrewa12h8]

Irony, anyone?

[henrynzidane24an]

yes I fucking lol'd

[Pedobaer123]

Incredible Irony levels detected here sergeant.

Reported to head office.

[theklipz]

lol innit, its a joke, this guys too funny :)

[Lam9]

Hey easy everyone, he is only joking...

[jarvisel]

Oh, it's only white kids with yuppie or hippie parents that don't get hit. I guarantee you every Catholic kid or redneck kid has fantastic tales of getting smacked around. I'm 20 and still pretty sure that if it came to it, my mother would slap the shit out of me.

[yuhcgte]

m not .. fuck you 2 motherfucker

[yuhcgte]

fuck you 2

[antazoline]

i'm not kidding

[shadow16x]

hahahaha!! ''but i know its gonna take them 22 minutes to get here''

[yuhcgte]

fuck you white haters

[nellyg65]

sayin that just because ur white

[1suzanne08]

wow why do u care?

[KANAKAARUN]

hey dude this is just a comedy show..........nobody hates no one......its just the way of life this guy is talking about

[gnahzdivad]

CLARIFYING!!!

THIS IS FROM THE DVD!!!

[jewburner89]

i fucken beat my dad up tell him to go make me dinner and shit fucken bitch

[dakotamorgany106]

Dude your fucked up man.

Took 2 seconds to look at your profile and I'm like jesus christ man get some fucking help.

[alboboy28]

he used these jokes befor

[firefrostpeacemaker]

the same ones exactly

[SantomPh]

and Madonna sings her old songs on tour. so what?

[antazoline]

my parent even whack me if i got 'B' in my school subjects...after whack me they sent me out of the house...there is 1 time i got 'B' in english my parents throw me out of the house n let me sleep outside till tomorrow hahahaha

[lambojaz]

same here

[yomamma228]

If i get an A-, he beat me and broke my bones, And then he Shot me with a shot gun

[ImazenI]

That's retarded!

Of course he's gonna repeat his jokes, it's like going to a concert... you don't see musicians making new songs for every performance.

[slayerkid0196]

dam he really is repaeting the jokes

[eliza5536]

well its hard to think of new ones

[RagingEggrollz]

so its not like he's saying it word for word

[HUGZMEH15]

im white and my mom hits me lol...he is funny though lol.

[bacardibreezer7]

He's funny but his entire routine circles around the fact he's Indian.

[samarasayshi]

almost all comedians make fun of their heritage, otherwise they get criticized for not poking fun at themselves when they make fun of other people. Besides, he knows it best! Would you want to hear a white comedian refer to Indians as if he/she knew their culture inherently?

[LordMorgoth47]

hes repeating these jokes...

disappointing.

[LiLCC271]

true

but they'll never get old

& maybe he's doing it because it's a different audience, an American audience

[sdegroot1]

Italian parents beat their kids. My great-grandfather used to use a shaving belt when his kids got outta line.

[godofdestuction1987]

same wit polish people and my grandpa

[frederickko]

Copy is doesn't work EVERYTIMES

SOMEBODY WILL GET HURT

[CrusaderRyan]

Ryan's my name!

[itoadyouso]

I know it's gonna take them 22 minutes to get here... Bwhahahahahahaha!!!!

[JudiasMesias]

man i hate russle peters, always making fun of white ppl

[contaminatedbassist]

sorry whitey we hurt ur feelings, he teases every1

[WhiteTiger225]

heres why white parents don't beat their kids. As chapelle said "You white people are fucking crazy!" We don't beat kids... we eat their penis, and store their hearts in our freezers! LOL!

[azaman1794]

somebody is ganna get a hurt real bad?

PLEASE LET IT BE FUCKIN JULIO!

hahah

[WW2andWW1]

Hey man i got beaten in school back in india, and i dont mean a slap in the face, i mean caning and that was in 2001

[wickedmario007]

wats the big deal...i too got beating...with a cricket bat and much more advanced equipment..lol..its every kids story in india..those things made us smart and tougher to face the world..but i have noo complaint about my childhood..it was beautiful..lol

[WW2andWW1]

Ok i was talking about corporal punishment in school, i dont what your talking about.

[TimothyUnderwoodland]

what kinda name is ww2andww1?

[WW2andWW1]

Its a random name that was available.

[roxalicious]

everyone gets beat except for north american kids born after 1990

[MyChemikelSuicide]

lmao, my parents beat me. I was born in 91.

[siddyboyho]

hahahhaa

its funny cuzz its true indian parents DO beat theyre kids...kinda the only way to diclipline them lol

[Meconstrue]

great storytelling comedy.

[fuckyou254]

he's hilarious!

[hansi5227]

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!

[FullMetal88886]

the other one is better..

[KiKiLix]

"Yeah, well the next time they try it...you tell them to fuck off..." LMFA!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! OMG, HILARIOUS SHIT!!!!"

[AIphanoob]

he reuses this stuff o.O

[str8updesi1]

true but u should see his def comedy jam skit totally new material

[tadah12]

Yes we Asians are beaten badly especially for grades.

Asian Grades:

A: average

B: Bad

C: Crap

D: Death,they'll try to kill you

F: Fucked

[jddy2]

you copied that from kevjumba lmao

[Limster17]

lol kevjumba

[sherrythesheep]

it's comedy.

Laugh.

[wiltedflower5]

the reason white kids do not get beaten as much as other kids is not because they r not being disciplined, its because their culture is more evolved that the immigrant culture

[theodorejeremy123]

Yeah, the "evolution" of white folks' disciplining of their kids takes on the subtler but sicker form of verbal abuse which makes for demented serial killers and child molesters.

[SAMLPCD]

im with you on that one dude

[sweetnme]

somebody gunna get a hurt real bad!!!LMFAOOO

[xXjhurmelXx]

HAHAHAHHAHA.... "hey russell do the dishes" "Fuck you dad!" HAHAHHAA

[SunnieCaligaris1234]

ahaha that is soo true

my parents used to hit me all the time when i was lil

if ever said somethin unappropriate my mom would hit me with w/e she had in her hand lol

good timess :)

[thalastsmurf]

shitfacebitch23 FUCK OFF!

[thalastsmurf]

shitfacebitch is gay and studid like big ass

[ZhaoPao]

Why'd everyone shout at 5:06?

[vvelvettearss]

Because I know he's done this sketch before and the audience must have recognised that line from it which I might add is a very cheer worthy line :D

[62623576]

This line was in another Russell Stand up

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Russell Peters Beating Your Kids

[Stick56StickMan]

I'm Japanese and my family Karate kicks for nothing!!!

[shitfacebitch23]

asssssss

[ruseangirl]

theres a difference between hitting or beating/abusing. so long as the child understands why they are getting hit and its not just cos the parent is fed up.

[eshmalo]

ass whooppppppppppppppppped

beat your kids

[FreakyAngel013]

reproduction is not a big deal!(with indian acent)I'll just make another 1 xD! F*CKING HILLARIOUS

[BallinVETO]

notice how he said 22 min here and 23 min on the original one =)

[cyrax84]

Chyeah, and the original one was actually funnier, amirite?

[lordsolidusx]

Beating your children is why the world is so fucked up these days.

[standup91]

ur stupid my parents always used to hit me and i turn out good

[M3talH3ad3030150]

No, NOT beating your children is why the world is so fucked up these days.

[samin90]

to discipline ur kid, u cant just watch as ur kid grows and carries a gun around everywhere he goes and waste his life. at my school there are 2 programs, the normal curriculum and an IBT program for students with an 80+ average(u get to use laptops, its friken amazing!) ull see brown kids and asian kids in IBT classes and whit kids in the normal curriculum classes (not being racist) and thats why whit parents gotta beat their kids.

[wiltedflower5]

the reason Asian kids do better is not because they are smarter its because their parents threaten them if they do well, Asian kids do not know how to have fun, on the other hand white parents want their kids to be happy and know the bad effects of too much pressure

[lillllover8778]

no. most white ppl dotn understand how to teah their kids. asians on the other hand know whats good for them. wither way I think that every parent has their own right to teach their kids in whatever way they want. lol i love russel peters hes hilarious!

[smokinsonu]

wtf? No its just asian kidz, have respect for their parents. White kidz on the other hand don't (well most)

[vballchick07]

no. asian kids obey their parents out of FEAR, not respect. no one will respect someone who beats him/her.

[samin90]

i should know, i'm asian (indian) and my dad scars the crap out of me, but i still get an 87 average and have time to play some halo

[RagingEggrollz]

wow your fucking ignorant.

[wiltedflower5]

ru talking to me?

[RagingEggrollz]

lol no sry diff person.

[wiltedflower5]

ok good

[animexfallenluva]

teehee

[kewlnsimpguy]

actually black parants are the worst its so obvious -_-

[alanaroze]

so tru carribean parents r the worst tho

( i should kno)

[guyanesejoka]

so ture caribbean parents give the nastiest beatings espically if you live there couz in canada kids are protected so the lash wont hit as hard as caribbean countries

[Igetpaiddaily]

It's always good to see good videos...

[rockchic21]

this is so fucking stupid

[dimz19866]

hes so right u white people should hit yr kids!where i come from u dnt get kids talkin bck 2 teachers n pearents n theres no silly teen shootn n stabins cause people have been taught respect!white people dnt respect anything unless its gives them money or power!

[mychemicalrelapse]

you shouldnt be too stereotypical there. im white and im not like that, and i dont know anyone who really is. perhaps your thinking of american culture. in australia we dont really get many teen shootings or stabbings. i think this was more of a joke and less of a serious statement, considering he's a comedian. take a chill pill

[PAT4078]

ya you are a dipshit for takin that so seriously

[3rdWorldCrusader]

You're a moron. If anything white parents tend to give their children more discipline than minority parents in the USA. I should know, I'm not white. My household never had a rigid power structure. I could do most of what I wanted. And this holds true for a lot of other black and brown families, believe it or not.

[guyanesejoka]

well you probally live in a rich area couz i know that all coloured families (and im talking about kids with parents from other countries not those 3rd generation canadians or amercians)beat their children. Talk for urself but in toronto almost every kid i went to skool wit in public skool got beatings. i never knew white kids so i duno bout them.

[zumwane]

bullshit... my mom is white.. she beat the shit out of me all the time when I was young... :S...

[MissFatty77]

haha i have white(European/swedish) parents and i can tell u , i've gotten beaten many times.

[asskickerANDco]

if hes indian...why are is he called russell and why is his brother called julio?(dont know how to spell)

[Philly666lol]

That's a dumb comment, don't even bother replying seriously.

[asskickerANDco]

how is it dumb? he indian he should have an indian name.

[Philly666lol]

I didn't mean to offend you. The reason why I said your question is dumb is that he either changed his name for a more american name before arriving here (somth more international) or his parents gave him an american name. It's very logical, if I were a Chinese immigrant I wouldn't give my kids complicated Chinese names. Thats my opinion. Take for example Rachid Badouri, he's arab anbd his name is not complicated ar all.

I hope you get my point, sorry if I insulted you, Idk why I got rude. :)

[asskickerANDco]

oh i get it but you didnt have to word it the way you did. oh btw he was born in canada :)

[Philly666lol]

lolz im canadian

[capnmuscles]

hey man I am indian but I have an american name because my ancestors were converted to Christianity back in Jesus's days by the disciple St. Thomas. My last name is Mathew.... Russell Peters may be Christian also because his last name is Peter which is another gospel name.

[asskickerANDco]

really?! indian christian? i have never ever heard of that (no offence) how do you know your ancestors were converted in jesus days? have storys been passed through your family?

[capnmuscles]

there are actually a lot of us around and it is common knowledge for indians. We are malayalees from the state of kerala in south india. It is easy to spot us by our names.

[ventura002]

fuck you dad!! just amazing. nice job dude

[turkishsoldierbaran]

he did the same joke again in a other show

[bombardmentvideos]

what am i going to do wit him?

lol

[theone0one]

i got my asss whoop! lol

[eCrest]

chinese guy - "i got my ass whoop"

[CANDiL0U]

Mi PARENTS DiDNT TALK TA US WE G0T 0UR ASS KiCKED F0R EVEN A BAD W0RD THEN H0T SAUCE P0URED iN 0UR M0UTH

[Thezombiefactor]

You should phone child services.

[CANDiL0U]

WHY BC Mi PARENTS KiCKED Mi ASS F0R D0iN STUPiD SHiT...UGH N000...THATS STUPiD...iTS N0T PHYSiCAL ABUSE...iTS PUNiSHMENT i DiDNT HAVE NE BRUiSES 0R NE THiNG i G0T WHiPPED CRiED & G0T 0VER iT...

[Thezombiefactor]

Perhaps instead of beating you they should have spent their time teaching you correct spelling and grammar.

[CANDiL0U]

MAYBE UR PARENTS SH0ULD KiCK UR ASS...iTS THA iNTERNET N0B0DY TALKS PR0PER DUMB ASS

[Thezombiefactor]

Actually most people use better English than you. Just because a lot of retarded 12 year olds post in terrible English on here doesn't mean that it is the correct thing to do.

[CANDiL0U]

W/E iM N0T GETTiN iNT0 iT WiTH S0ME LiL HiGHSCH00L KiD

[Thezombiefactor]

FiNE DEN iLL JUST LEAVE iT AT DAT.

[halkcabheelman]

hahahah..that kids a moron above you.

[Thezombiefactor]

Lol at least someone agrees with me. Unlike those bastards who gave me thumbs down.

[halkcabheelman]

you really just shut him down without doing much. he made himself sound like an idiot on his own. i love that.

[halkcabheelman]

youre a fucking idiot.

[CANDiL0U]

Y0UR A FUCKiNG iDi0T..STUPiD ASS HiGHSCH00L KiDS THiNK YALL CAN DiSRESPECT EVERY0NE...

[halkcabheelman]

how is that relevant? you proved nothing..the only thing you proved was you being a fucking moron who doesnt know shit.

[CANDiL0U]

W/E Y0UR JUST TRYiN TA MAKE Y0URSELF L00K LiKE S0ME BiG SH0T...BY CUSiN & TRYiN TA TELL ME 0FF..WHEN ALL Y0UR D0iN iS MAKIN Y0URSELF L00K LiKE THA LiL BiTCH THAT Y0U ARE GR0W THA FUCK UP...

[halkcabheelman]

hahaha youre really funny..everytime you comment me back you sound more dumber than you already do..if i were you i would stop replying back because you sound stupid. you dont even make sense..your grammar is shit too.

[CANDiL0U]

W/E FUCKiNG CHiLDiSH iDi0T..

[halkcabheelman]

ahah your funny. ok..whatever you say candilou.

[Track15Star]

funny

[0channie0]

hahahaXD

"somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" lol

[blademanx]

yea but not a majority is it half of them swear at their parents

[UntainedOne]

Somebody gona get heart!

=#D

[bigglebinks]

lol believe me white people beat their kids too

[y17624]

yh man all my friends get beatings lol i use to when i lived with my dad lol this is still propper jokes cos i know kids like the 1 hes talkin bout lool

[antriv53]

this guy is better than lopez... this guy is the best...

[guitarristaeluli]

george fucking lopez is a jackass

[Sorcoral]

russell has been doing his stuff for almost 15 years in Canada, he's way before shitty george and carlos

[nitish971]

"are you sure?"

LOL