Gnome Sayings

[mojocat73]

Drugged, kidnapped and doing porn in the Valley.

[VolatileChemical]

She's right. We have a long list.

If you want me, I'm probably on a lawn.

How the fuck did I end up in this garden?

Off of the porches and into the streets.

No, I don't "do shrooms". Do you "do house"?

I'm short because I'm always smoking a pipe.

Get me off this lawn. We're called GARDEN gnomes, not lawn gnomes.

No, not like the city in Alaska.

—Gnome saying.

[GizzardTheWizard]

After seeing your show, my friends and I spent a long time thinking up new gnome sayings. Plaster bears are hard to comb. I can't see over this counter! Elves are pussies. Oh my god! There's nothing in this wheel-barrow. I don't have any magic. Do I look like a fairy? We're not short where it counts. Don't call me a leprechaun. They're drunks. I don't have underwear painted on under my plaster overalls right now. -Gnome saying We have too much time on out hands.