Chappelles Show S03 E01 Part 1 of 2

[dirtymarylandpimps]

you haven't filed for that....both of you...GET BUTT NAKED!

[InsaneBillykane]

Viacom!! You greasy muthafuckas...

[style018]

Is this the episode with common? If not can I get a link with the video? Thanks

[WitnessTheDevine]

hahahah , chuck taylor @ 7:7 looks like a dead why guy ,, hihihilol

[jesse07civicsi]

im broke biottttttttttttttttttttttttch

[xxjamaalxx]

dave's face @ 9:47 is priceless lmao

[quackityquackers]

The skit at 7 minutes.

M.E.T.H.O.D Man - Wu Tang Clan

If you don't get the joke. Hahaha. Look up that song. XD (Torture intro)

[lukejeter7]

fuck this shit and comedy central 4 how they treated dave

[redredcrayon]

Thanx for posting this video blog. Congrats!

[Albear20]

Daniel - where's dave at man?

Producer - dave's in africa

Daniel - africa africa?

Producer - yeah

Daniel - that mother.... I'M BROKE BEATCH

[Nezum44]

Then he banged wit a spiked bat like Bowwww

[The808Prophet]

you gotta...you gotta...im dead LMFBO!

[poopmate101]

WHAT IS THIS WHAT DVD IS THIS ON!?!?!?! PLEASE SOMEONE GET BACK!

[duriandecay]

this skit is the one ive been lookin for

[MrJawnbit]

is the funny white guy cricket from its always sunny in philadelphia??

[Tha1calledjoe]

you gotta.. you gotta.. im dead.

[PhaseDynamic]

Why does Dave need a hair cut LMAO

[SakuraSolidMarker]

eddie murphy does disney shit

[Dinohash]

Put my nuts on the dresser, than he banged the shits with a spiked bat like "BOW!" looooooooooooooooooooooool

[Tpainkiller21]

where the fuck is part 2

[scg912]

u gotta

u gotta..

...im dead

LMFAO

[konraddobson]

man if a white guy painted his face black he'd be crucified:)

[VanceIsM7]

@konraddobson What about Tropic Thunder? haha but yea probably

[acdc913]

@konraddobson That's because the white man would probably be doing something racist or stereotypical of black people (making black people look stupid), whereas dave is just portraying a normal white guy doing something completely normal.

[Wyldshit]

@acdc913 hahaha "..the white man.."

[AlbinoGorrilaz]

C-Hey man, where Dave at?

-Africa.

D-Africa, Africa.

-Yeah.

D-Immm Brooookkkke BITCH

[kylielovespuppiecash]

STRIKE A POSE!!!

lmoa

[lilSTballer]

I'm dead

[phenomenom20]

Man! There was a segment in this episode where the audience was asking questions and this guy who looked exactly like Tom Cruise asked a question and Darnell called him out on it it was hilarious but it was cut out for some reason!

[suckmydickwithacondo]

DARKNESS!!!

[BrandoDennis]

It's sad that Hollywood still did the Dave Chappelle show . . . without Dave Chappelle smh Hollywood's crazy!

[Gravezero]

fresh



[TsuruugiRevamped]

"Sounds Lucrative, heh heh mmm hmm.. hmm heh"

[xHeadbanger1000x]

you gotta, you gotta , im dead.

[ango1101]

IM BROKE BITCH!!!!

[OLAVAMANEARLY]

THEN HE BANGED THEM SHITS WIT A SPIKED BAT LIK BOOOOOW!

[OLAVAMANEARLY]

IM DEAD

[cloud6531]

o_o where's part 2

[DevinHades]

Fucking Viacom bastards blocked it.

[RangerBandit77]

Cant say i ever watched these..didnt want to ruin the show for myself

[seviren]

lmao at "nigga from green mile"

[imjoseescobar]

30 people are not black

[sephizinho]

@imjoseescobar Do you have to be black to enjoy a good show?

[XxcocojigxX]

30 People were laughing to hard and missed the thumbs up.

[haloeenfyter234]

who could tell that charlie murphy was ed wuncler III from boondocks just by listening to his voice?lol

[HDizaDestiny]

"I Pay You $4000 A week to hold me down, NIGGA Hold me down!" LMAOOOOOOO!

[VoreTechz1985]

Charlie Murphie is fucking hilarious, Tyree is the funniest gangster character ever XD

[z400gncc]

I NEED SOME HELP, CAN ANY OF YOU GUYS PLEASE TELL ME THE SONG THAT STARTS AT 00:40 SEC? thanks

[zolapye]

@z400gncc Hip Hop by Dead Prez

[LocoGroove]

WTF? Part 2 says: "This video contains content from Viacom, who has blocked it on copyright grounds." ARGHHHHH

[nickcanon]

Both of you...get butt naked

[tlutz5991]

lemme get you picture man, fuck no nigga *epic music* got yo camera?

[khhaizen12]

they banged em' with a spiked bat like bow!! lol

[92rager]

for 11 thousand dollars shave my balls then!! come on get the cuttin lol

[TheClarity99]

Where the fuck is part 2!

[BBDsnumber1fan]

@TheClarity99 you gotta look at the uploaders videos

[TheDrea221]

stuck it in his ass...........ssssssssssssssss­sssssss. lol. rotfl

[yeahiknow76]

i love how if he says no they all show they got a gun



[felixsavvy13]

I'm BROKE BIATCH!!!!!

[musicluv1235]

for 11 thousand dollars shave my balls then nigga lol!

[514chiLLeN]

09:13 "SOUNDS LUCRATIVE...hmhmhmhmhmh"

[tigerlep9]

wheres part 2 >.>

[tigerlep9]

LOL

[tigerlep9]

so lemme get this straight u record season 3 but not season 1 I'm serious i can';t find season 1 i wanna watch it again there's no season 1 episode 1 but there's season 3 >.> Wat bout season 2?!?!?!?! .....>.<

[CHEMICAL06]

"That Muthaf*cka... Im BROKE BITCH !" LMAOOOO !

[nhattert]

OOOOOOOOOO SHHIIT :D

[jokerandlover1]

chuck tayloer look like tyromes lips

[xhappynonsense]

omg when i first saw this show, i was thinking.... THIS SHOW IS INCREDIBLY RACIST.

now i think its incredibly hilarious

[rleary1]

CHARLIE MURPHY! DARKNESS!

[06livefast]

Dave was tryin to tell us all this whole time, so many subliminal parts in this season.

[SwiftBeats562]

@06livefast tell us what?

[shizzlelizzle]

bhahahahaha that wu tang skit is the funniest shit ive seen in weeks

[mrstez100]

IM BROKE BITCH !!!!!!!!

[chio223]

If u tink Charlie is funnier than Eddie, u havend seen his stand up.

[SportmanCrew]

@chio223

The difference is that eddy sold out...

[SportmanCrew]

@chio223

Sorry i mispelled Eddie.

[terrence77477]

@chio223 only young bucks thing charlie is funnier than eddie

[brandi2cute4u001]

I hate how they cut to commercial every two minutes

[Laters22]

@brandi2cute4u001 id always imitate chappelle all the time he said we will take a quick commercial break

[lendog3000]

shave my balls

[xxxmisssparklesxxx]

i wanna see the episode with redman

[gi50dude]

i'm broke biaaaaaatch

[jerrycho13]

"how you going to get 25 million dollars outta me if the nigga from green-mile sitting on me in the middle of K Street" epic!!!

[4gottenprofits]

i LOVE the fact that they play "Hip Hop" by Dead Prez to open up the show wit :D

[SSJ5tobi1]

let me get a picture with you dave: fuck no (duuuuuun music)

[puff0tuff]

CHARLAY MURPHAY!!!!!!

[yeaboymanidude]

u bet nobody understood the wu tang joke

[AminTheDream1]

Go To my homepage and watch funny videos and skits like Sorry Nicki Minaj Booty

[steven0me1]

lmao listen to the song M.E.T.H.O.D.M.A.N by method man and it seys the same exact thing they said on the news ahahhaha

[RpLilJett16]

@steven0me1 That's the joke. lol

[ThirdStreetSaint777]

Damn Chappelle as a White reporter look like one pale ass ghoul.

[MrY0ufail]

"Eleven tousand dollars."

[LILMANGOHARD]

"Hold me down, nigga HOLD ME DOWN!"

[KPDRMN]

these 2 are the biggest dogs

[bureto94]

7:30 intro to method man hah

[afro20man]

Season 3? I didnt think there was a released season 3...

[Spartanslayer1]

@afro20man Its actually called the lost episodes

[jessegarcia121]

THUMBS UP FOR NUTHING

[H3llZ0n3]

dead prez as intro =D impressive.

[TheSyrupMan]

Ed Wuncler III right there.

[TheMegaPowers]

Hilarious. He is quoting old school Wu Tang.

[Katyousha]

The guy in the brown is so not funny. Charlie's ok but no one is near as funny as Dave.

[firsttokeproductions]

hahahaahahah fuck that nigga i need all the camera time i can get keep talkin nigga whatever

[Rachulie]

lol. i love real ass black ppl. im sick and tired of ppl trippin cuz ppl eat meat cuz it's just "so horrible." GROW A PAIR !

[recaked]

Chuck Taylor is a ginger.

[IMBETTERTHANUTOPIAN]

im broke bitchhh

[cokemanpac]

i miss aj and free

[lgnzim]

Dave and Charlie were like fucking Batman and Robin.

[wtfiypaw]

the key to keeping a show fresh: quitting while you're ahead. that's not a joke nor an opinion. thats a FACT.

[SuperJalapenoo]

dave chappelle going once, dave chappelle twice.....FUCK HIM

[gagatep450]

shave my balls!!

[505AK]

I 'm broke biatch !! - LOL

[Coleyboi10]

DAMN!!!! Chuck taylor luk like sumthin from tha living DEAD LMAO!!!

[saintninian]

Whats that? You're sisters gun?

[burndownachurch]

oh god damn...wasn't expecting that on the hip-hop news...Bang them shits!

[wutupjosh]

this episode was straight art, it was dave displaying why he left show business, beautiful

[wutupjosh]

it was a metaphor, it meant to keep the show alive he had to let it die (no more seasons).

[gambitrocks]

What is that "Ka-Chung" sound effect from? Does anyone know where it's from or what the name of the sound effect is? Please reply to me or private message me. I miss Chappelle's Show.

[spongefan1]

"OOHHHH... SHIT!"

[MysticDMBherb]

$4,000 a week? You haven't filed for that...

[midweekdog]

LOL he got shot in the nipples and belly button LOL

[FlozelltheHotell]

haha love chappelle

always topical sketches - but never retarded like Chris Rock

[Rachulie]

where's the fucking second part?!!

[YoungBlackStud95]

For 11thousand dolalrs shave my balls then! ROFL!!!!!

[SoCalDualSport]

Money is not the root of all evil. The LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Huge difference. Listen up.

[superbrowndude]

Sahve mah balls den niggah

[fpvshitsonhsv]

The wu always get props from chappelle

[princessgdance]

Ya gotta.....ya gotta.,....im dead.

[brandi2cute4u001]

@princessgdance lol, even tho i hate when ppl do that, this is funny

[JHgamer101]

part 2????

[2pbig]

Wow. The space between the two adverts is approx 1min 40seconds. god DAMN you americans how are you not rebelling????

[grygus]

@2pbig We rebelled once before.  It was a lot of work.

[Inmate2587]

what happen to dave chappelle

[sonny01red]

FUCK YOU VIACOM

[gargamel55]

Anyone know the name of the song thats playing when he's getting his car washed.

[kratos246]

M.E.T.H.O.D Man.

[MrJtr75]

Charlie Murphy is really funny in his own right. He shouldn't be compared to his brother.

[victoria21826]

love this show

[TheBMXlove]

sounds lucrative hahaha

[camiloelementreptile]

they be lying shit on TV man fuck LOL

[bloorazorback]

Just my nuts then they banged them shits with a spiked bat like BOWW rofl

[ThaMuzikFiend]

yo i remember seeing this when it came out when i was madd young. omfg the news report was my fav part and when the victim was saying the lyrics of Method Man by Wu-Tang Clan. omfg such a coincidence since i listen to that song frequently. damn such kick ass memories!

[kiideazy]

WU-TANG!

[FinancialBailoutPlan]

for $11,000 shave my balls then!! how much would i have to pay you to shave my balls?

[hojima]

Charlie murphy is funnier than eddie murphy.

[hippiezombie]

@hojima

Charlie murphy was never in daddy day care

[khalif088]

@hojima funnier than eddie murphy skepitcal

[mc14halo]

@hojima lemme guess. you have never seen delirious or raw? amirite?

[hojima]

@mc14halo True. I just generally don't like eddie murphy. 

[mc14halo]

@hojima lol thats because you have never seen delirious.:P dont let these nutty professors and daddy care fool you. trust me, i recommend you watch it. he is up there with richard pryor. not an exxageration..but in the 80's he WAS THE richard proyr, and red foxx of his time.

[ElectricHawk]

@mc14halo Definitely. Although I enjoyed The Nutty Proffesor..

[seanSHRED87]

@hojima

Charlie Murphy is hilarious.

But have you ever scene Delirious?

Classic.

[MaxAime]

@hojima ur crazy or 10 years old if u think charlie is funnier than eddie murphy

[bangobot21]

@MaxAime Have you seen the episode Where chappelle is rick James? Ya noob. He is funnier than him.

[MaxAime]

@bangobot21 off of one skit.... ur an idiot. I'm sure u havent even seen any of eddies stand ups or movies.

[bangobot21]

@MaxAime I've seen them especially raw, But Charlie murphy is just a bit funnier.

[kidwon92]

@hojima you obviously didnt see Eddie Murphy: Raw

[DragonBruceLee27]

@hojima you don't know eddie murphy then, watch delirious and raw

[theaphotic]

@hojima only on chapelle show. I saw a stand up with charlie murphy and he didn't impress me, but if you watch eddie murphy stand up he kills charlies shit.

[FrancisMasaba1]

@hojima stop.

[MiSehGaza666]

@hojima not when eddie was in his prime hell no....but they both funny tho

[Niggs3000]

@hojima i gave you a thumb up for two reasons:

i always root for the underdog

I pretty much thumb up the top comment instinctively

[jimmyparxtha4]

lol reciting stuf from "m.e.t.h.o.d.m.a.n." lol

[yoroot20]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit

[EDGE1LB]

this is my favorite episode

[DantrellandKevin]

6:18 that mother... I'M BROKE BYAAATCH!!!!!!! lol

[adancastro713]

the rick james and charlie murphie

[DavySigfusson]

5:51

... I knew Vash (Vash12349) was influenced by dave chappelle but now I Finally know where he got the "I'm dead" thing from xD

[JawaPenguin16]

you gotta.......you gotta.......im dead

[OGMENDOZA661]

both of you get butt naked hahahaha

[Minnix1]

yall gon let him rob me! lolol

[bornPBC]

can someone tell me the name of the song when he's entering ? it's kinda hard to hear it but if anyone knows pls reply.

[enriqueraws]

@bornPBC hip hop-dead prez

[klehnen]

Scratch Perverts Hip Hop

[klehnen]

@bornPBC Scratch Perverts Hip Hop

[abeatplease]

@klehnen Nope, Dead Prez - Hip Hop

[bigpanda77]

you gotta .... im dead xD

[MultiMookie13]

this is the best show ever made!!!

[MultiMookie13]

This is the best show ever made.