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  • What is teamwork?

  • nobody on the fucking teams i have been put to cap the targets, this game sucks online, because ppl are so retarded they go for god damn kills

  • 4:19 easymode moment. Thank god we have HC tho its not as good in BFBC2

  • @SilverTheBullet as good as* sry

  • I could speak with my squad but I think they would find my voice quite annoying. I don't wanna be a 13 year old cod kid screaming in the mic all the time

  • 57 dislikes from cod,cs,cf,pb and other shit

  • 0:53 lol epic!

  • Have faith in your teammates. It always goes bad then

  • who much you say fuck in this viedo?

  • From Cali with love ..great ending sentence lol

    

  • perfect depiction of a NOOB in BF3

  • "Pro": OMG OMG OMG OMG 360 360

    me: wow u spun around like a ballerina and shot a man u just did wat i''ve doing this whole time but u added girly dancing to it thx for ruining this game for me (takes the disk out of drive never to play it again)

  • run-and-gun in counter strike? ... I'm not really sure of that...

  • @adribier I agree. TF2 would be a better choice.

  • "The majority of battlefield veterans has something that is a rare and a unique thing never before heard in a firstpersonshooter....: Teamwork!"

    I lolld an your so right:)

  • fuck this! team work my ass! i just jump in a helicopter and get 30 killz...XD

  • @MrSniperscope And yet you were supporting the troops on the ground. So yes, that is teamwork.

  • @MrSniperscope which also requires teamwork. As a veteran attack chopper gunner I help the pilot by spotting enemies, shooting at anything and everything that moves nearby, and when the chopper is taking a lot of damage, the pilot will land the chopper in a safe spot, I get out and repair it as an engineer. Then we go back to taking down the enemy....

  • @ramennoodlechef

    you do realise this game sucks compared to bad company 2...right?

  • @MrSniperscope in what aspect? Gameplay? classes? weapons? maps? vehicles? I'm not trying to be a douche I am just curious about your choice.

  • @ramennoodlechef

    well obviously this game is dope on pc. but on console its actually a pretty bad game. one thing ive noticed when playing this game on console is the lack of destruction. believe i or not, bad company 2 had far more destruction. i also found some weapons in bf3 to outtclass everything else. everyone seems to use assult rifles and no1 really bothers with sub machine guns because they suck in bf3. the maps are also too big for 24 players.

  • thats what i do when my team is being a bull whinning shit i tell them hey play the dam game be a team player not be a mother effing complainer.

  • i've had bf3 for 2weeks now (on xbox), i had some good plays and some terrible ones, but one thing amazed me, nobody talks idk if i can only hear my squad or all the players in my team, i invite people that i've played with but they are already in partys and don't want help, only one of my friends has bf3 and he doesn't understand teamwork. does anyone want to join me in bf3?

  • @rollcd111 Add me if you want im STARSTAD36 . If u see me on bf3 feel free to invite me. sometimes im already squaded up with friends tho. Im all about winning and having a good time in bf3.

  • @STARSTAD12 i'm hotdogbun011 the videos on this channel aren't mine just so you want to know

  • @rollcd111 For some reason, I don't think that many of the randoms that play BF3 on Xbox (such as myself) have mics. I don't have one, and its common that the people in my squad don't either. You can only hear your squad unless you invite your entire team to a party chat.

  • @FruitofWar i see

  • @rollcd111 The best way to be sure that you can talk to your squad is to have 3 friends that own BF3 and a mic. Unfortunately for my friends list, most of them have MW3.

  • whats teamwork???never heard of it, at least not in cod

  • No offense but this is tottaly a rip off of Mark from Pixelenemy's How not to be a noob at Battlefield Bad company 2......

  • @GeneralPedro2 "how not to be" Isn't some secret phrase.

  • @95688kage Have you seen Pixelenemy's version? This guy almost just re-words everything Mark says....

  • @GeneralPedro2 I have, and didn't notice it. Sarcastic how not to videos have become a fad and have the same tone of commentary anyway.

  • @GeneralPedro2 So what? Some good tips for noobs here. Don't be a douche.

  • @GeneralPedro2 it is im sad

  • You try to hard with your catchphrases and your script your reading off. IMO :)

  • I'm in the military, when I play BF3, and apply my military training, I basically camp, stare at the enlarged mini-map, guard my relatively small "zone" on the outer fringe of the map, and move 10ft-20ft at most, unless I'm SURE it's ultra safe... which makes FPS not that fun :-( You get lots of kills tho :D

  • Dude this video is so funny but true. Thanks

  • i can make it easier then what you did.... spot and PTFO.. all that you need to know

  • 0:38 Jihad means to strive while struggling or under pressure you fucking retard. And there were terrorists before the Taliban (e.g. Nazis, KKK, IRA). Pixelenemy's guide to BFBC2 was much more helpful and funny.

  • @69NAWAR69 ur an a-hole

  • @gabby632 stfu and smd bitch.

  • 2:53 haha he's dead :D:D:D:D

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  • have you ever run and gun with your whole team COD, it doesnt matter if you think the game is run and gun, it depends on who youer with.I hate playing Cod with those not in my clan, and im sure you guys hate playing battlefield with people you dont know. team work is a two way street and you have to have willing teamates to do it.

  • @eftultima yeah, we know there is teamwork in COD too..especially in competitive matches..but in bf, the classes are meant to be extremely important in squads..the teamwork is necessary in order to keep your squad alive and effectively doing damage;support for ammo, meds for hp, engineers for repairing and recons for spotting..in cod, it's pree much "GUYS HE'S SPAWNING AT B, WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU" none of the bf "I NEED A MEDIC" shit

    but still..the mic planning is extremely fun, on both games :)

  • @Rey123Duncan wow. a reply that isn't annoying or fan-boyish. thanks for that :)

  • @eftultima no problem bro, i played both games recently..didnt get mw3 yet, bf3 is entertaining me enough :P i actually didnt hate blackops so i have no reason to hate COD in general :P

  • I keep saying that videos like this should be put in the actual games and made required viewing, all the way through, before you are able to play your first round. EA/Dice's marketing campaign, on top of COD thinking they're going to charge fifty fucking dollars to activate a menu, has really driven a lot of CODfags into Battlefield.

  • nice vid man

    but don't talk shit about counter strike if you had a team and competed against other teams you'd know that it requires just as much teamwork as battlefield.

  • call of duty is great, boy...no mess with call of duty, plz.

  • @TheXPEHBAM Duty = Doody. Never buy a game that clearly tells you it's shit in it's tile.

  • @exactlyvague as long as he has fun with it thats all that matters right.

  • Halo has alot of teamwork...

  • @XboxGamerXBL not really

  • I love the way you freak out :D

  • all i could think when i saw this video was press Q press Q why arent you pressing Q press Q

  • NO camping everybody hates its and if everyone camped the score every game would be 0 - 0!

  • u used a med pack on a dead guy, lol!

  • i watched this without sound and thought the guy sucked. then i watched it with sound and was like XD

  • This guy is a Bf fan(boy). He's saying Bf is realiistic, it's not !! However, I think that's just fine.

  • dude, please turn the beep down next time. some of us watch the videos with headphones on.

  • Quite frankly, I find many of your points highly irrelevant to the realities of Battlefield 3. You say not to complain about campers, yet you give no advice on how to actually deal with them. Although it is easy to flank on some maps, others (Operation Metro) have CQB conditions making flanking nearly impossible. Furthermore, you displayed a complete disregard for taking objectives, which is the sole purpose of battlefield.

  • @0011haji

    Addendum:

    In my opinion is more helpful to the team to arm an MCOM and sacrifice yourself, than to waste valuable time trying to get kills around the MCOM station (as you do). Focusing solely on kills does not win the game for you and your team. Focusing on objectives does. Really, the only good point you brought up was about repairing, replenishing, and reviving. These 3 R's are way more important on the battlefield than your 3 M's.

  • 4:07 you basically do not have a team, if you had, you would not need videos like yours, desperately trying to make people think like a team

  • 1:45 listen closely kids as this takes not even a 3 digit IQ to understand but still UNFLANKABLE mcoms get owned (f.e. the first in kharg island, you cannot take it if the defending team does not consist of total retards)

  • but rino, the camper thing is not always coming from a 12 year old kid. lying on the ground for minutes does never help your team and is basically a n00b trying to boost his K/D. in defending situations, changing the position after each kill remains crucial as the one you killed will (if he can write his own name) come back and own you with some predicted shots. so the camping type of player is still a retard, no matter which came he plays

  • You are right, rino. But most people playing cannot write their own names. It takes 500 Q requests until someone drops an ammo box. In rush mode, when a buggy flanks the team which you can see from a thousand miles away, NO one attacks it, which might be related to the name writing problem. 99% of the people playing cannot cover anything, hit anything or think. And you cannot make someone think by telling him because - he can not think about what you try to tell him :)

  • I watched this vid with my headfones on with max volume and everytime that bleep happend i jumped of my chair.. Lol

  • Ya dude nobody uses mics when they play on the xbox it's really stupid. The only time I can actually play as a team is when I have 1 or more of my buddies in my squad I'm usually the medic but we work together to kick the shit out of the other squads.

  • So clearly, a class not being a supersoldierclass is NOT an issue. It is called game mechanic, compared to the wank mechanics of today and BF3.

    In BF2 you were a grunt among grunts, in BF3 everyone is a supersoldier. Grunts work together, Supersoldiers just go off alone. And the GUI supports that, since you cant really tell what everyone else is doing anyway. You seldomly have to team up against an enemy. And if you do, it is mostly to outnumber them.There is no teamwork in BF3, its a wankparty

  • That a class was not versatile enough to survive each and every kind of situation was a GOOD thing. It meant, at least for certain situations, you had to rely on your team mates, and your team mates had to rely on you.

    Giving the power of two or more classes to one class just makes it a giant dick. And thats how people play. If you're not in a huddle, they dont drop you ammo or health. Most engineers dont care about repair.

    And the commander doesnt have to be followed, his job is 90% intel.

  • If you really want teamwork and a game that benefits teamwork and teamplay more than lone gunmen, then go and play BF2.

    BF2 actually makes you choose one of 7 classes of which none has the SuperSoldierAbilities you got in BF3. Moreso, it features a commander position, meaning that one player per team does nothing but coordinate the team and spot enemies. The GUI of BF2 gives you the situational awareness that is lacking BF3 and keeping you from efficiently managing your squad and team.

  • @proditor21 Except for the fact that the commander is usually ignored. I logged many hours in the commander position, being ignored. And I will say that 7 classes was nice, but it had it's issues as well. Sometimes a class wasn't versatile enough to survive in most situations. A dedicated anti-tank class had issues in even smaller skirmishes. Merging it with the engineer class was a good move in my opinion.

  • Seriously, I don't like commenting on youtube videos.

    But what needs to be said needs to be said.

    Teamwork is something that is only gradually supported by BF3. Primarily, running and gunning gets you somewhere. Weapons are actually more accurate fired from the hip while moving then when being stationary and using the weapon sights. Sniper Bullets drop significantly less if fired from the hip then when being fired through the scope.

  • I love this nice one this its what its all about

  • It's sad because I knew it was going to be Teamwork before you even said it...

  • guess you got your inspiration by 'how not to be a noob in battlefield bc2' cuz your you try to imitate the voice of that guys video ;)

  • For some reason, I think your trying to copy BF:BC2 pixelenemy's how not to be a noob....

    good video non the less and pretty funny, esp. when your unnecessary censoring yourself lol

  • @openspaceinteractive because for some twisted reason constantly bleeping things out just makes it sound much funnier than if you heard it XD

  • Nice commentary lol. Loved it.

  • Nice Video! but battlefield is not like a real battlefield, If you want a real battlefiled, Get ARMA 2

  • hillbilly fag

  • Also, CS:S is far from a "Run and gun" type shooter. Unless you are playing death match and gun game, CS:S is strictly a SND game with maps like office and dust (Which by the way, are fucking over played as shit.)

    Play CS:S with no mods like gun game, deathmatch, etc... It's ALL SND style gameplay.

  • @ScopedPewPew this vid is not really about CS:S.....

  • @Jasonbean5 Did you even watch the video? He said CS:S was a run and gun shooter, more than once.

  • @ScopedPewPew yeah so? CS:S is old now and like i said the vids not about CS:S -.-" its about Battlefield 3

  • @Jasonbean5 lol "old" Counter Strike is the GOD of FPS.

  • @WoflClaws good for now quit it with CS:S coz this is a video about bf3 for the second time now

  • Give me a break, you people try to make battlefield out as some broken unplayable impossible game that takes shitloads of skill. CoD was my first FPS and I kick ass at Battlefield

    Sincerely, a 200 skill level BFBC2 player,

    a 2.08 K:D 400 Score/min BF3 player.

  • @ScopedPewPew how many games do you actually win? or do you just join the team thats on a winning streak? take a look at the losing teams score next time and see the 20/3 and 15/1 compared to you team with the top being 5/5. its not all about kill streaks and k:d

  • @leocade7 in bc2 my win:loss as attacker is 1.65. Also my 400 score/minute.

    ANYWHO, the point i was making is I am tired of people saying how unbelievably difficult battlefield is, when that is not at all true. They make it out as some game where if you aren't fucking jesus christ himself you won't be able to even leave spawn

  • the covering your six is okay but going past there defensive position is noobish

  • Im all for educating people about teamwork but this was not nearly as informative as it could have been. All it does is say work with your team, not "heres some of the awesome stuff you can do and probably dont know about:"

  • Rip off video, be more original next time

  • can you make the beep louder?

  • haha great vid bro. loved it

  • Dude, you're fricken hilarious, and what you have to say is very true, battlefield is for more hardcore and realistic players than CoD

  • I think it's not fair to categorize Quake as just a run-and-gun game and equalize its gameplay with CoD. Most weapons in it are not hit scan based so it takes skill to kill your enemy, not to mention strategies involving weapon, health and powerup management. You do not spawn with maximum health and armor, you have to pick them up on map and keep track of them when those items spawn back.

  • Message was correct, execution was fucking annoying though, especially that loud obnoxious beep.

  • I laughed at the Jet part so bad!

    The communication part only works if the other ones aren't rambos themselves, and do listen, give feedback, etc. (basically if they do what you do), but otherwise completely agree with the video.

    The bleeps are a bit too loud.

  • "until they drop like dead hobos in a blizzard" hahaha xD

  • .... Battlefield is no way realistic. But compared to COD/Quake yes its another level. BUT have you ever played arma? i have played BF since 2142 and love them but i would not say any of them are as realistic as you say!

  • fairy flip 3000 one-armed backward pistol headshot

  • not too bad, bleeps are gay...

  • Faggot vid, how about you plant the mcom instead?

  • Sorry sir but I don't understand anything ur saying with those beeps going on

  • @RHINOCRUNCH :D Sure, give me a link. Yes, it's safe. Decompile it with MCP and you'll see it's 100% clean.

  • Haha what an awesome video. Subbed, make more ;) (P.S. I'm the guy who made Sigma)

  • bf3 sucks, fact

    bc2 epic...fact

    cod sucks...fact

    come on fanboys answear this :)

  • @arielgl100 looks like somebody never play BF2>BC2 sucks man.

  • bf3 takes no skill and is a cod clone

  • @kyleisreallycool AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG You're the funniest person alive. 

  • 360 NO SCOPE DROP SHOT!!

  • How not to be a NOOB in bf3... Uses laser sights on sniper *facepalm*

  • My God, I fucking lost it when you put in Jet Li for "jet." :D

  • also comparing COD to BF3.... just sad, but this video is funny.

  • also teamwork? go play css competitively

  • PSH. This is only rush in BF3 which is basically for cod fags, go play conquest and fly some jets.

  • this is actually a great vid :D

  • hahah do you relly think people ar gona play like a team,they just come in and start shooting and dieing...

  • Y is there a war between cod and BF3?

    Just play both, not that hard

  • LOL teamwork has never been heard of in any other FPS? How about halo? Or competitive cod?

    don't talk shit kid

  • @AddishunsUJelly TEAMWORK.................IN CALL OF DUTY???......pffffffft!!!! baaahahahahahaha

  • @RossZ32 You've never played in the competitive scene lol, keep playing public servers noob.

  • @AddishunsUJelly roflmao, cod is for noobs. Go play CS1.6 or CSS competitively.

  • YES!! AT LAST!! someone that says what Battlefield 3 is all about!! props on the video dude, im showing this to any cod fanboy that complains or talks shit about Battlefield!

  • 4:18 HOW? How did he not see u? lol

    (btw will u upload some capsian border gameplay if u have any ? :D )

  • @lolpl0000 Look at legs :) Hes faking other way

  • >relying on pubs to cover your back

    NOOOOPE

  • wow, this was really obnoxious

    The combination of condescending commentary, lack of music, and censors is absolutely awful

  • The beeps need to be quieter, I had the volume low and they scared the *BEEP* outta me!

  • R_A_V_E_N approves this message. See y'all on the Battlefield!

  • LMAO

  • Great vid

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