John Petrucci Shreds

[337camo]

WHAT IS THIS LOVELY SOUND!

[HellSG27]

SSSTTTUUUPPIIIDDDD!!!!



[Wilhiemthe2nd]

Just so you guys know, if your not a Dream Theater fan, you wont get this XD JP is know for his Humour same with the rest of the band, His Real solos would blow away Mere mortals, just look at 80% of all Dream Theater Songs and Acid Rain By Liquid Tension Experiment

[theanthill1001]

I'm not gonna lie. I watch these mostly to read comments by people who take it seriously. Hilarious!

[MrKaioc]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk  never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MlKEPORNTOY]

This is real.

[OneTakeJesus]

@MlKEPORNTOY You are not.

[guycornwall]

This is brilliant but, John Petrucci is now actually hunting you down. When he finds you, he will play 4 billion notes per second and you will drop dead.

[stbn86]

WTF???

[Wilhiemthe2nd]

@stbn86 It was JP and his Famed Humour :3

[2222Ruud2222]

DUDE u made my cat commit suicide!!! wth man

[queegos]

Thats Kirk Hammett without wah.

[Fr4gg3r2]

@queegos you read my mind :D

[dakohg]

@queegos hey fuck you kirk is an amazing guitarist, you obviously dont know who can play and who cant play

[queegos]

@dakohg hey bro, come on, i love kirk. he wrote many awesome riffs and i love metallica. But he really isnt a great guitarist. His technique is not very good...

[jesseman0612]

Tabs???

[ttestates]

I laughed my ass off! And I am in a deep depression! Thank you very much

[GuitarAndWow]

This is how our playing of JP's solos would sound :p

[MlKEPORNTOY]

JP speeds up his solos in Audacity. Mike Portnoy was the only talented member of Dream Theater.

[deathmetalguitaristx]

clean as a nun's vagina XD

[dannydistorted22]

anyone who thinks this is real has their brain in their ass. 'Shreds' is a (pretty confusing, if i might add) term given to a video of someone badly dubbing over someone playing guitar well. and its usually funny as fuck.

[buspik]

LOL!



[OPTIMISPOOH]

Better than average for this kind of thing ;-)

[Alkaline1240]

shits so cash.



[Cornsification]

Can you put up a tab of that?

[StopRunningKid]

D --> Haha, this got me for a second.

[Fluffypopcicle]

What's funny is that the guy that made the fake audio is clearly talented. Despite the notes being wrong, the finger movements matched up flawlessly lol.

[deathmetalguitaristx]

@Fluffypopcicle yeh he has a cover of the repentance solo on his page

[Fluffypopcicle]

@deathmetalguitaristx

Yeah, I know.

[MaximumPayne12]

@Fluffypopcicle lol what's up Fluffy

[g0nx410p3p4]

xD ahjajajajjajajaqj oe pobree petrucci ia no editen wuebadas jajajaa

[KILLAKUSH93]

the master at it again lmao

[Metallicafanatic74]

Ass!

That's not Petrucci's playing!

[HeavyIronMetalMaiden]

Really? Paul me under? Dumbass.

[lxnader42]

sounds like shit

[MaximumPayne12]

Cool! from what Dragonforce live concert was this shredding??

[Ignore14]

@MaximumPayne12 haha

[naisdasd]

jajajajajajjajajajajajajajajaj­ajajajjajjajajajajajajajajajaj­aj

[thesicilianguitarist]

Hahaha... all the "shred" videos kill me.

[00tatertots]

haha i thought it was real until i read the comments.

[NanoverseProductions]

What kind of noise gate is he using? I need me one of those shits!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!

[PimpMasterT]

this kills me everytime! love it

[moreiraeladio1]

amazing tone, great improvisation.

[IGLIAS1]

....Herman Li????

[HeavyLoad83]

Sadly, that is how I play. If only the video were real, I would have hope. Damn you Petrucci! Have you no weakness!?

[Locrianisstrange]

Whats up with all the fake pettrucci solos on youtube? whats funny is if you actually learn what hes playing from the video it sounds amazing doesnt link up with the audio whatsoever

[necrum777]

Ultra progressssssssive 

[gramonso]

Fake asshole

[jonw82]

Hahahah it really does sound like Slash..

[commanderjesussaves]

Petrucci has some sexy feedback.

[musician1887]

Mr.Petrucci at his best...unfortunately the camera only picked up 1/16 of the notes he was playing!

[ThrashMetal17]

.l.

[SoloAyMaj]

hhahahahahaha

[goodygoody23]

The tone is genius in itself.

[saschaa]

people dont you check? this is a joke XD

[Johnny66611]

it's fake.... notice the picking hand... -.-

[pianissisimo]

@Johnny66611 now you want a grammy for telling the obius thing... asshole

[Morain42]

@pianissisimo haha you made my day calling him an asshole at the end

[Johnny66611]

@pianissisimo Look at the rating of the video... half of the users believes that the video is real, otherwise they hadn't liked the video... put some grey material in that skull of yours, idiot... -.-

[Gaboxrock60]

@Johnny66611 I knew the video is fake, and I thumbs up! 'Couse is simplily funny, Mr.Bitter.

[Morenumbers123456789]

@Johnny66611

Oh, no fucking shit?!

[MrMigue143]

ni a proposito puede tocar asi de mal... petrucci aunque no quiera siempre le sale todo perfecto... petrucci = dios

[thrashmetalmaniac12]

this sucks

[xDimebladex]

I'M just aqsking myself.

are these guys who make these videos patrucci fans? or do they hate him?

nontheless i think it's hilarious xDD

[MiniDaab]

@xDimebladex just clean fun i guess. you can get a "schred" video on about every "guitar great" there is.

[carlosbueno1996]

Us: WTF!? D:

tom morrelo: not bad! ;D

[Gaboxrock60]

HAHAJHAHAHAH! Awesome!

[6Blu6Storm6]

LOL

[olivetepalmeirinha]

os timbres que colocam nessas "dublagens" são tão horrendos que fica ainda mais hilário!

[metalversion1]

Kirck hammets play with the video of john in here :p

[TheManuelmma]

hahahaha

[jriusvera]

capullo!!!!!!!

[jriusvera]

capullo!!!!!

[DreamTheater336]

@superbonk if u made the video: u bastard just because u can`t play guitar u got to make fun of the master of guitars... thats sad...

[xxgdkxx]

damn petrucci's tone is fuckin sick !!!!

[RockyObama]

ha he ho

[bunnyannihilator89]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY, STOP DEFAMING THE GUY,,,,HE IS A MASTER

[cam01235]

actually i feel much better about my playing ..hey we all secretly seeing someone dog it ..no jealously..nice of john to show his stuff

[GraysnE]

This is fucking hilarious hahahaha!

[Magozky]

Oye compadre existen amplificadores para guitarras electricas y al parecer tu conectaste tu guitarra a un refrigerador o a una porqueria ke suena muy culero

[Voicecolors]

die! you son of a bitch! loser...!

[Ignore14]

that has to be some of the worst distortion i've ever heard. props for making it sound that bad.

[GuitarAndWow]

lmao this is the best improvisation shred ever...it's fuckin awsome!

[iamtheplauge]

Any retards who think this is actually Petrucci... GTFO!

By the way hillarious vid. XD

[Yafidable]

WOW AWESOME!!

[FailedCloneOfGod]

Well... if anyone wants to learn how to play like Petrucci, stay away from youtube! There's more spoof vids than I can count. Good job guys! Haha

[fkmabry]

get off the stage!!! you suck

[justbediego]

laughed my ass outtt!!! loooooooooool

[s3v3r1n0]

very cool!!

[Jinchuurikizinhu]

Genius!!!!

[pickupthePWN]

I am IMPRESS, you!

[GuitarAndWow]

tumtumtumtumtumtumtumtumtumbam­ mmmtumtumtumbam!

[terpangza137]

เกรียนวะพวกตัดต่อแม่งเอ้ย



[FelipeCornetti]

AIDHIASUDHASHDASIDASDASDIUHSAI­U

[dielikethat]

Not foolin' anyone w/that god awful playing. My 19yr old son could do better. John Petrucci should sue your ass for slander ! Putting his name along side this crap, what's wrong w/you dude ?

[HarvestHollow]

@dielikethat Learn to take a joke you asshole.

[dielikethat]

@HarvestHollow What's the joke? That you suck on guitar ? Sticks and stones my brother !

[HarvestHollow]

@dielikethat I didnt make the video you retard. You dont even know if I PLAY guitar. How old are you, like 40?

[dielikethat]

@HarvestHollow How you be know I is we todd did ? I can take take jokes as well as dish 'em out. I just don't see the joke in looking for videos on Petrucci and having this shit pop up. And YES I am 40 so what of it ? I've also been playing the drums for 25 years , performed for over 5000 people at Hard Rock in Orlando.

[HarvestHollow]

@dielikethat Congratulations, that had absolutely nothing to do with what I was talking about.

For that old, you must be hitting menopause. Fuck off faggot.

[dielikethat]

@HarvestHollow Ha Ha ! I can keep this up as long as you can . I must be hitting a nerve w/you 'cause every comment from you refers to name calling. See, I'm an adult my lil' man , I don't need to have a potty mouth if I'm getting such a rise from you. If I'm hitting menopause then I guess that means you're just hitting puberty !

[HarvestHollow]

@dielikethat Gee your hilarious, and sure act like an adult.

Your talkin the same shit i am and your double my age.

[dielikethat]

@HarvestHollow Awww, you're a sweet lil' princess aren't you? I can't believe you got that bent out of shape from a comment that was never directed to you to begin with. Damn, here I was thinkin' I had a right to post a comment but I guess some people take it too personally.

[Ardolino21]

hey that wasn't John Petrucci...that was waaay more melodic than Petrucci could ever wish to play...way more creative too.

[DaKrzFkr]

hey!!! you cant fool me, thats Esteban playing!!



[adrianguitarman]

Que asco ese sonido.. ese no el verdadero video..

[hellspawn0391]

phahahahahah

[joaoandradeproducoes]

perfect perfect!

[thesk8rman765]

He must have originally been playing in Chinese.

[krymer91]

it shows how amazing jp is, he plays notes that you can't even hear...and his tone is incredible

[MyHeartBeatsRnR]

its actually slash playing, they just put in a vid of petrucci!

[daxbath]

@MyHeartBeatsRnR I love you, sir.

[MyHeartBeatsRnR]

@daxbath hehe;) but i actually love slash, he absolutely has got the spirit of rocknroll!

[godofwar5]

@MyHeartBeatsRnR why would u diss up Slash? the man is a great guitar player.

[MyHeartBeatsRnR]

@godofwar5 dude, i absolutely love slash, hes one of the greatest players for me too!

[ChetZenor]

@godofwar5 a lot of people think he is extremely overrated. hes great, but not exactly the most technical guitarist

[1bol1]

@godofwar5 slash sucks balls

[godofwar5]

@1bol1 not at all actually hes actually a great guitar player, he might not be as technical as Petrucci but his timeless solo's make up for what he cant do technically. but its a good thing your well educated on music :) dumbass

[1bol1]

@godofwar5 meh he sucks anyway, he's only famous because of guitar hero and michael ''pedofile'' jackson

[godofwar5]

@1bol1 actually he is famous cause hes written some of most famous solo's of all time and in all honesty ur just being ignorant just cause he cant "shred" like Petrucci. so what? i dont like Jimi Hendrix personally but i dont say he sucks cause i know how good he is i just dont enjoy what he does. people like you are so stupid its hilarious :)

[1bol1]

@godofwar5 yeah and those solos are only famous because of guitar hero. you are the stupid one, slash is overrated and can't write a good solo without (neither with) the fucking pentatonic scale. other guitarists that uses the penta scale can atleast write good material, like santana, hammett and mustaine and more. so fuck you

[godofwar5]

@1bol1 your pretty dumb :) Guns and Roses came out in 87, guitar hero didnt come out till 2005 and by then people were alrady reigning Slash as one of the most infulencial rock guitarist's of all time and the last of his breed. not to mention November Rain is on Guitar Worlds rankings of 100 best solo's of all time at number 6:) and solo's to Welcome to the Jungle, Sweet Child O' Mine, Nighttrain, Estranged, Don't Cry are ALL classics :) and i love how mad ur getting lmao ingnorance is bliss :)

[Beast6Of6Bass6]

@godofwar5

He means Kirk Hammett.

[Vomuseind]

@MyHeartBeatsRnR What an ignorant comment...

[MyHeartBeatsRnR]

@Vomuseind man, i love slash, you just didn't get the joke!

[ligeiromicael]

wtf?

[Infernalpotatoe]

sound sucks

[Navarre1994]

I'd laugh if he played something like this live as a joke.

[dwhite1up]

WTF?

[TheChasing]

get a metronome , get tuned , get an amp , get a guitar , get intelligent and stop playing shit ... practice ...

[amitbarfs]

@TheChasing

lol?

[progrock26]

@TheChasing i sincerely hope you're being sarcastic

[ChewbaccaFetus]

way to make fun of a guitar god.

[Ignore14]

@ChewbaccaFetus there are shred videos for every guitarist man.

[Countrychiddler]

This is a riot!

[Arrow2tagima]

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[danielova9000]

that was..............good?

[MrGiostepanishvili]

you are IDIOT!!!!! do something better , if you can only this terrible thing?

[progrock26]

@MrGiostepanishvili Please look up some material by John Petrucci, and you will see that this is a parody.

[MrGiostepanishvili]

@progrock26 I know John Petrucci dude :D:D:D:D:D

[gouge1lt]

That's funny, and very well parodied with the hand movements

[T0M33XXX]

That's actually a Petrucci/Slash duo, but both camera and audio guys were total assholes, the first one forget to show Slash, and the second one forget to plug John's guitar.

[PimpMasterT]

@T0M33XXX ROFL!

[Blitzbot]

LISTEN TO ALL YOU TARDS. THIS ISN'T PETRUCCI REAL PLAYING. SOMEONE POSTED THE VIDEO AND RECORDED THE SOUND .

dumbass!

[lesclaypool0727]

@Blitzbot

HAHAHAHA!

[Blitzbot]

@lesclaypool0727 if you retarded knew something about guitar , you would know that what hes playing doesn't match the sound.

[lesclaypool0727]

It's BULLSHIT! PETRUCCI is 1000 X BETTER! Blitzbot pull down yourself to the toilet!

[lesclaypool0727]

Drunk Petrucci????

[deegz01]

lol this is soo brilliantly funny

[metalthrasher77]

please man fuck off with this stupid videos and do something productive... PETRUCCI GOD

[SDelta100]

This is freaking BRILLIANT! (You had me for a moment - "WTF?!!!" Ha!)

[Sirist10]

shit

[muffinman526]

too bad it's obviously fake.

[Mastermarco100]

he was faking?

[InsaneDrumer18]

hahahahahahahahahahaaa that is kirk hammet playing the guitar and john is in the video..

[Sirist10]

@InsaneDrumer18 xDDDD

[givemeajackson]

paul me under?? wtf??

[lesclaypool0727]

What the fuck is it????

John Petrucci???

It's shit!

[Blitzbot]

@lesclaypool0727 you're retarded because you actually believe in it.

[lesclaypool0727]

@Blitzbot

I'm Dream Theater fan, And I never heard worst video like this from Petrucci! Sorry,t"s true!

[Blitzbot]

@lesclaypool0727 aint him playing lmao , are you dumb or what?

[jalenguita]

A LA PUTA Q TOKBA FEO EL INFELIZ JAJAJAJAJAJAA

[oalsecnev1]

ahahahahh great job man! keep on rockin'!xD

[oalsecnev1]

ahahahahh great job man! keep on rockin'!

[Sockenterry]

What does "Paul me under" mean?

[juanchoplazas]

hahahahahaha

[thrasher1983]

People take this too seriously lol it's fuckin funny xDDD it should have more likes than dislikes

[thelastgummybear]

People actually buy this....my brother was like..."man, come and check this out"

[pbonney]

What incredible tone. Just awesome.

[sasix79]

I've always said that I play better than petrucci :-P

[PrinceDhampir]

LOL sitll better tha s much ppl even with the flase sound :S

[ZturdfaceZ]

737 DT fanboys , 680 with a sense of humour

[iconmagesty]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...­.Its no Petricci men..