King Missile - Detachable Penis

[DontShakeItUp]

Elliot Smith and Limp Bizkit in suggestions, what?

[Pillowhead54]

First time I heard this was over three years ago when I was a freshman in high school. It was playing on the radio when I had just woken up, and I was still half asleep. I remember saying to myself, "Did he just say...detachable penis?" I wasn't sure if I was dreaming it or not. I've loved this song ever since.

[TheArrowsheild]

detachable penis!

[PrankCallFan845]

You're an idiot. This is one of their worst songs and they're an amazing band.

[1daygon]

@PrankCallFan845 Fuck man, thank you. Some people don't get that.

[Trixter210916813]

my pe**S is in the medicine cabinet!

ha haha

I loved this song when it came out.

MARIA

[laura21ish]

;s

[TheLoliver]

photonman41 FTW!!!!!!

[40lax4life]

its weird listening to this without beavis and butthead commentary

[d0onut]

was this recorded on an iphone?

[ACluelessKid]

This.. Relates to me.

[Hlejames]

Shit my gramma loved this song. She thought it was funny...I was just always like....huh?

[stickexjr]

Widescreen at its finest.

[dinomite385]

how dose the hobo end up with it when it was lost at the party and no one saw it

[Teaser12many]

CAKE Members John McCrea Vince DiFiore Xan McCurdy Gabe Nelson Paulo Baldi Past members Greg Brown Victor Damiani Shon Meckfessel Pete McNeal Todd Roper Frank French

[Teaser12many]

KING missile Members Sasha Forte John S. Hall Bradford Reed Past members Dogbowl Alex DeLaszlo R.B. Korbet George O'Malley Steve Dansiger Dave Rick Chris Xefos David Ramirez Roger Murdock Charles Curtis Jane Scarpantoni

[ArchOfficial]

wut

[K2Shit]

classic



[loph917]

2nd ave and st marks place. this would be in nyc, not la or sf. just fyi.

[TheNakedWombat]

This must be the American version. I don't ever remember seeing black censorship bars.

[MrEatpunk]

he bought penis off the street. WOW only in LA or SF. 

[666Reaper13]

at 1:04 when he says if it pops up..... I thought and imagined in my head, adam west (family guy) saying, "What?" Remember those days?

[trsonic87]

Foo Fighters is the definition of pop... I don't know how Dave grohl found himself in such a shitty situation

[Teaser12many]

@trsonic87 WTF i get what u mean if davel is the definition of pop what the hell do u call (American/Australian) Idol? as for the pop comment what do u listen to? everything is mainstream nowadays. said from a 80s rocker perspective. u need to understand dave (may have) made his fame from nirvana but foo fighters first album didnt have credits published. nobody really knew it was dave. the songs caught on on there own.

[Teaser12many]

@trsonic87 NOW AS A FINAL POINT .............. - if u were able to sell something that would make u millions would u be true to urself or would u sell it anyway. I BET I KNOW THE ANSWER. u hypocrite.

[madamebitch69]

Sounds like the singer of Cake

[MermaidBlueFins]

Someone used the beginging of a parody staring "Julie Andrew's"

[neroger100]

Compared to King Missile they are!

[neroger100]

someone has been stealing this guitar riff in a current song. Drives me crazy, I think I'm going to hear "detachable penis" but it's some stupid pop song. Who is it?

[bella9816]

@neroger100 i think that it is also from a new foo fighters song called rope it sounds a bit like the same beginning hope that helps

[neroger100]

@bella9816 Thank you so much! I think you're right. It frustrates me to have my brain ready to hear a great song like like "detachable penis" and get suckered into commercial pop!

[theguitarzero2]

@neroger100 It's the Foo Fighters. Not exactly my definition of pop.

[jackofspadesman]

DE-TACH-ABLE PEEEEE-NIIIIIIS~

[stormyquin]

Whenever I can't find my cell phone i start singing this song

[doctorfuse007]

ONE HIT WONDER??? There must be at least 10 KM songs in my 100 favourite songs!

[dragon8143]

my band is thinking about doing a metal version of this song

[qwalznarg]

thumbs up iF YOU ARE A GROWER

WOOOOH!

[fullbag50]

I put a LoJack on mine, so it is never an issue.

[DiCosmo609]

lmao! I remember this, its great!

[christygum]

I think this guy sounds some what like Kevin Costner. In fact they should redo the tune and have Costner do the track overdub.

[jamester1991]

this song has amazing guitar rifs

[MrKing8050]

whos thinking about Beavis and Butthead

[S13Sldewayz]

@MrKing8050 It's what brought me here!

[S13Sldewayz]

@MrKing8050 you may also recall "dur dur d'etre bebe"

[Steinbach1984]

@MrKing8050 Beavis and Butthead is just adolescent. This is artsy, if not outright genius.

[generalderpanzer]

Wow! Another great clip from the 80s - yeah!

[darkdevil905]

NEVERDEAD thumbs up

[davcomcj]

I can;t believe I forgot about this brilliant gem! I hope these guys are still around and not...detached from society. Sorry. I couldn't resist. :P

[Deathseeker214]

When people ask me what song describes me the best,I tell them...the Detachable Penis by King Missile.

[TheSpazzofMuffins]

As a FtM I can't help but laugh.

I don't even have my packer yet.

[shalom1973]

Its about Nuclear missals, anti-nuclear proliferation song...

[steelnostril1]

@shalom1973 Is this song called Detachable Nuclear Missiles? NO!!! So shut up.

[mitsubishidiamante]

I was Crackin up when the 1st time i heard this song 

[misfi7o]

Why does the video looks so shitty?

[canadiandrumer]

the intro almost sound exactly like rope from the foo fighters

[Theresacarroll9]

The best!!

[cactuspiss1]

NOT SURE IF GUSTA.

[nintram]

Deflatable is much more convenient in this way I guess.

[nirvana2297]

But, what if a hot girl wanted to bang you, and you left your detachable penis at home?

[OblivionEdge1371]

If you detach your penis, do you then have a vagina?

[RigidPenis]

@OblivionEdge1371 No. What you have left is a patch of Velcro.

[RigidPenis]

NNNNNOOOOOoooooo !

[elcuate0001]

This song is the BEST

[whoque1]

:(

this song makes me sad because of its stupidity.

why does it exist Dx

[TJhemenway2]

lol i could easily picture this video/song being played on Bevis And Butthead shows while there watching tv

[qwalznarg]

i like to TURN UP THE PART in

the beginning where e says AND MY PENIS WAS MISSING AGAIN........

[Sledge101]

This song was featured in the very first episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks (1996), in the 'What Happens Next' round. You just don't forget a song like this.

[SimonB198207]

@Sledge101 '96? i remember that, i just didn't realize it was so long ago. i watched it when Mark Lamar was hosting, after that i thought i9t went off a bit...

[IBrokeTheOath]

I heard this song for the first time on the radio today and I couldn't stop laughing. This is awesome.

[AppleSouffle]

I remember listening to King Missile on a program called Dementia Royale. It was a weekly radio program by the young disk jockeys at WIDR Radio, Western Inner-Dorm Radio at Western Michigan University, where I wasted a lot of years getting a useless degree in computer science.

King Missile was my favorite college band.

[CGWW]

35 people didn't find their detachable penis

[qwalznarg]

im a grower wooh

detachable penis

[AmBeautyBot89]

what a random great song. haha

[seagreen1969]

35 people don't know dick!

[blazedjuggalo42069]

35 people didn't like this song, thats cool

[humanzeez4realz]

Detachable~~Detachable~~ Detachable ~~ peeenisss...

[imthechizz7]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UberKrispy]

Its git some bomb ass guitar in it for being more or less a novelty song

[psychospazzz]

i luv this song

[Deathgriever1]

35 people had to buy their penis back for 22 dollars...

[rjnavarrette]

i remember when john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off kroq played this song LOL

[snobunny612]

Hey who is calling this band a one hit wonder... They are a FANTASTIC BAND!

[sneric401]

I haven't heard this song since the mid-90s! Then today, out of nowhere, it was playing in my head when I woke up. Why?

[yardape99]

@sneric401

Me too!

I call them, "nightmares."

[Rabscuttle02]

"...if it pops up...let me know"

[thunderscratch66]

one hit wonder? these guys had quite a few cult hits. cheesecake, ed, anywhere....happy hour, fourthly...etc....

i'd put em in the same boat as violent femmes and maybe a bit of dead milkmen. not so known, but very worth getting to know.

[snobunny612]

@thunderscratch66 EXACTLY!!

[Stevo52117]

The 34 people who hit dislike Couldnt find thier penis at the party

[ResurrectedTemplar]

So, this is what acid feels like.

[MsWillis58]

why would someone write a song about a detachable penis!!??

[henrike87]

@MsWillis58 As a lesbian who enjoys some good hot strap-on sex once in a while, I find this song pretty amusing :)

[Dropkickwalrus2]

@henrike87 <3 Mmmm

[blazedjuggalo42069]

@MsWillis58 drugs, lots and lots of drugs

[Leatherbubba]

I heard about this song years ago on the Loveline radio show.  They were saying that a caller sounded just like the gay who sings this song. They played clips from the song, and made the caller repeat them. He had no idea what was going on. It was funny as shit.

[nagmashdriver]

Too bad this song wasn't around when Lorena Bobbit cut off her hubby's offending member!!!

[DontShakeItUp]

True poetry.

[Nexus3099]

First time i got high this song was on the radio. Good shit :)

[fenixxthecat]

I am pretty sure this is the most amazing song ever created. ~*DETACHABLE PENIS*~

[studiobekka]

Dr. Demento!!!

[cuckoldingprincess]

lol just have to dedicate this to all my sissy cuckolds out there ROFL.

[funeystuff27]

this is fucked!!!!!

[thesoul08]

Detachable Penis.

[BigBadManPig]

This song relates to me..physically.

[Lirossy]

this actually happens to me everytime I go to a party, but it's always my phone, not my penis

[shikamaru668]

im not happy with out it

[loserbeef]

king missle should headline bonnaroo instead of eminem

[GoForthNDie]

Oops, meant @harvey.

[GoForthNDie]

No Kitty, you're not alone. And I wonder what new classics the return of B and B will bring.

[jdubbaw]

freakin CLASSIC

[cyberspore00]

King Missile may have only had, "1 Hit" (big deal) but they did a lot of quirky and funny songs in the late 80's & early 90's. "Jesus Was Way Cool" is classic in my opinion.

[87kittygirl]

I remember this video on Beavis and butthead.

[harveymustard]

@87kittygirl

I actually wanted to look at the comments on the first page here to see if I was the only one that remembered this song mainly from Beavis and Butthead lol. Good shit :)

[fendergibson154]

it's just so funny to see "Jizz In My Pants" in the suggestions XD

[UnitedWeFallTogether]

LOL

[pineapplepootytang]

party radio 103.9!

[gasmaskfilmscarmen]

i freaking love this...the world is never going to go down the same path anymore....

[ryits]

john s hall is amazing.. from what ive read this song is about his girlfriend (shes the penis) seriously all of you should check out more king missle and john hall its great

[Beerlejuice]

This song is so absurdly funny and stupid at the same time, IT ROCKS!!!! I would have to disagree with saying King Missile was a one hit wonder. They had allot great songs and were more of a cult indie band like The Dead Milkmen and Dinosaur Jr. this was just their big mainstream song. Does anybody else think there's kind of a creepy Castlevania type sound to the music with the organ? That's what I've always thought, King Missile is awesome!!!!

[seethootss]

@Beerlejuice The dead milkmean are philly punk fool.

[Beerlejuice]

@seethootss I know they're philly punk, I'm saying there were a cult band and indie because they were very independent and had a strong cult following outside of the mainstream so allot of ordinary people don't know who they are, kind of like King Missile.

[wrathoffufuke]

29 PEOPLE HAVE A NON-DETACHABLE PENIS

[mbaduryea]

I remember hearing this when I was ten and for some reason I completely understood this song and that scares me! Also the guy sounds so fucking 90s, there are so many dudes that try to sound like that still, haha

[mbaduryea]

I remember hearing this when I was ten and for some reason I completely understood this song and that scares me!

[TheChickenFuneral]

Lmao i love how in the back its like

detachable peenissss

[ignyter]

Is that Zach Galifianakis on the keyboard?

[Beerlejuice]

@ignyter It does look allot like him and I wouldn't put past Zach Galifianakis to be in a band that has a hit song called Detachable Penis Hahahaha!

[GoForthNDie]

Don't like the song? You suck.

[iluvme4never]

Of course this is an idiotic song, so are a lot of Weird Al's songs. That doesn't make this song any less funny...

[celestejt75]

This rocks.....

[pineapplepootytang]

i was such a fucked up 4th grade... this used to be my FAVORITE song haha

[iwannaseeurdeath]

this aint singin this poetry

[evzey1]

this is the most stupid fuckin song ever

[Twitcher19]

@evzey1 GTFO

[sinjyn66]

i talked him down to 17...

[MrBuzzardb8]

@ YIRMASTER..."one hit wonder", huh? are you 12, or just never been to a record store? look up 'Fluting on the Hump' by these guys before talking shit. dunce

[element7795]

This is such a great song and REALLY funny.

[mellyann22]

HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHH!!!!!!!! :D 'i saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster ovenn, some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him, he wanted 22 bucks but i talked him down to 17. I took it home washed it off and put it back on. I was happy again.'

:)

[kayteecuntface]

i wish i had a detchable clitoris

[ChekovWessels]

"So I told them if it pops up to let me know"

WHAT YOU DID THERE. I SEE IT.

[SAIL4323]

Many people say the New Foo Fighters song reminds them of this song. I can't find much of a resemblance.

[krazjazzfan]

@SAIL4323 omg, so it's not just me then? When that song came on the radio, at first I thought it was this.

[SAIL4323]

@krazjazzfan

A lot of people think Rope sounds just like Detachable Penis. The intro is basically the same.

[thedudemanwithnothin]

there not a 1 hit wonder check out "socks", "ed", "the love song", "sensitive artist", Martin Scorsece" or however u spell it

[chronicleone]

Sometimes a detachable penis can be a pain in the ass? is that a double meaning?

[LonWheels]

at 2:09 "sometimes it's a pain in the ass."

Well then, don't put it in there!

[LonWheels]

ha ha ha, i have 3 detachable penises in my toy box!

because one size does not fit all.

[69RastaMama69]

I THOT THAT PRIMUS DID THIS SONG!

[rogerlikesbud]

@69RastaMama69 well looks like you were wrong

[69RastaMama69]

@rogerlikesbud No shit Roger who likes bud, I do too n obviously i knu i was wrong ese. Dont trip.

[rogerlikesbud]

@69RastaMama69 what did u just say? lol

[69RastaMama69]

@rogerlikesbud hahaha, idk man im fkkn high :) primus is not hillbilly, infact its so indescribable primus is its own genre of music, which noone else can do but les claypool.

[potterpuff]

@69RastaMama69 but doesn't primus typically sound more hillbillyish?

[TBFVideoFeed]

Sounds like Gibby.

[IggyZaabz]

Dear music fans.

This is King Missle, no one else. A lot of music is better, a lot of music is worse. Don't waste our time saying who is and isn't. If you like someone else better. Go listen to that instead of this.

Thanks

[bravehades1]

@IggyZaabz lol i like the song but dont waste the time trying to convince trolls that its a waste of time. damn i just wasted me time :/

[BriguytheVetTech]

@IggyZaabz Thats funny, this song sux ass always has, but I still like to hear it every once in a while.

[IggyZaabz]

@BriguytheVetTech

Yup haha, just how it is. It's just talking with background music. But I still like listening to it from time to time

[Deadcat069]

This guy looks like a detatchable penis.  No westeh, this is way better than Justin Beiber. Detatches your pee pee for that. John Wayne Bobbitt style.

[jiganashi]

20 people lost their detachable penis

[tripperthe]

this version is faster than the real version.

[glimpsify]

this song is funny really.. dude cant find his penis

[archonite]

...so I told them if it 'pops up' to let me know... lol!!

[cappsoutlaw]

somebody should go on american idol and sing this that would be worth watching

[jeff97ish]

This is one of the supidest songs I have ever heard. I can't believe someone produced this sorry excuse for a song.

[Animaniacs11]

@jeff97ish it gets worse, have you heard the radio lately. they play NOTHING good.

[jeff97ish]

@Animaniacs11 You are right on the money with that. I don't even listen to the radio much anymore except for one station. MTV has gone down the tube also. They don't make music like they used to. Any idiot who can ryme or scream and has people who can play basic cords on a guitar can get signed. Have a good day friend!

[hyderulez94]

MTV= moron's television

[JAMIELEEMARBELLA]

dog ate mine, didnt want it back 2nd time around (