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  • I love George Carlin. Always spoke the truth!

  • is it really an issue, sorry i dont give a fuck about this topic. but i love all his other stuff

  • Right into a pole! Hah?! LOL!

  • I so agree. How about a more subtle approach? Like "If you get too close to my car Im'ma blow your fucking head off."

  • Baby on board How I've adored That sign on my car's windowpane. Bounce in my step, Loaded with pep, 'Cause I'm drivin' in the carpool lane. Call me a square, Friend I don't care, 'Cause that little yellow sign can't be ignored. I'm telling you it's mighty nice. Each trip's a trip to paridise With my baby on board.
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  • 22 people are assholes behind the wheel.

  • ASSHOLE AT THE WHEEL!!! xD

  • God damnit, I miss George Carlin.

  • Don't tell me your troubles, lady.

  • uughh.. I hate this shit. It's not as common now but I remember it(B.O.B.). As if i GIVE A FCK!! I'm still driving 95 on the freeway. Stay the FCK outta the left lane, and your safe!! I could never drive semi, too many dumbasses on the road

  • OMG HE SOUNDS LIKE HAGRID FROM HARRY POTTER!

  • @logancody05: I am a woman. I love love humor. I love comedy. So, in that right, I also love comedians. Carlin is, first, and foremost, a COMEDIAN. I have not lost respect for myself because I enjoy his particular brand of COMEDY. I have already heard EVERY "naughty" word in the book! I think that MOST women "nowadays" have already heard these words. IF they did not want to HEAR them, then they should not go to hear his COMEDY routine. WOMEN are PEOPLE TOO! We also enjoy a good laugh!

  • I couldn't hep but notice at :19 there are a number of young ladies in the audience. I know that as child of the 50's and 60's I belong to another age. I grew up in a blue collar working class section of Brooklyn NY, and I can tell you, we guys never used language like that around the girls in our group, let alone take them to a show where was used. We were raised to respect women. When did we lose respect for them, or when did women lose respect for themselves?

  • @logancody05

    I'm a "child" of a few decades after you but I recognize time and place. If someone was doing uncensored Carlin in public, say the grocery store, yeah that is disrespectful. But not because they may be women. And I laugh myself silly at Carlin and his language because it is for comedy. And those young women chose to be there. Women gained respect for themselves by deciding whether or not strong language was something they wanted to hear instead of being sheltered like a child.

  • @anivasion Thanks for your response, but I really think you missed my point. Let's say your mother invites you for dinner, would you walk in and say, "Hey Mom what's for f--king dinner, that really smells f--king good?" I don't think so, are you sheltering your mother, or treating her like a child? No, she's special so you're treating her with the respect she deserves. That's the way we treated women in my day, they were considered special and deserving of respect. Too bad things changed.

  • @logancody05

    You missed my point then too. Your mother's house is not a comedy club. People make the choice to go to a venue with language and there is no more "shame" in someone there using blue language in front of women than men.

  • @anivasion Okay, but does that mean you would have taken your mother to see a George Carlin performance?

  • @logancody05

    If she wanted to go, sure.

  • @anivasion Yeah, I guess you would. 

  • @logancody05

    Hah, yeah, I guess I would and I take no offense despite your intent. I actually wish I could. I miss Carlin a whole lot.

  • @logancody05 Those women chose to be there. They were well aware of his type of humor. Besides, I've heard women swear like this.

  • @catmoondaddy What women go to see or how they speak amongst themselves is their business. I belong to another age when men respected more. One way we showed that respect by not using foul language in front of them. I'm an anachronism, I grew up in a lower class blue collar neighborhood. Our parents didn't care that we weren't rich, they wanted us to behave like ladies and gentlemen. We got away from that, and look at what we have now; unwanted pregnancies, abortion, sex crimes etc.

  • @logancody05 I came from the same upbringing; blue collar 50's. I know where you're coming from but y'know my sister was raped by a guy when she was 5 years old. My aunt had a child out of wedlock and gave it up because she didn't know the father.....That was 1943. Speaking of 1943, there was this crazy mother fucker named Hitler who gassed 6 million innocent people. I don't think it has anything to do with The Nowadays-Nobody-Respects-Anybo­dy Syndrome you talk about. It's been around forever.

  • @catmoondaddy You're quite right we've had those horrors down through time. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm not going to be a contributor. I taught my sons the same thing, it must have worked; one is a highly successful attorney, the other is an airline captain. You point to Hitler, I'll point to the extremely polite and respectful society of Japan. Crime problems that are rampant here are practically non-existent there. Given a choice I think most women would opt to be treated like a lady.

  • @catmoondaddy You're quite right we've had those horrors down through time. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm not going to be a contributor. I taught my sons the same thing, it must have worked; one is a highly successful attorney, the other is an airline captain. You point to Hitler, I'll point to the extremely polite and respectful society of Japan. Crime problems that are rampant here are practically non-existent there. Given a choice I think most women would opt to be treated like a lady

  • @logancody05 OK, I agree. Sounds like you did a good job with your sons. I have two daughters and let me tell you, it wasn't easy being a father seeing those testoterone driven teens preying upon them. I know....I was just like them! I sent them both to karate school and it helped out a few times, especially when one kid got "blue balls" while trying to be fresh.

  • @catmoondaddy  LOL, I know what you mean. It was tough enough bringing boys, I can't even imagine how hard it was with girls. Although, I would have dearly loved to have had a daughter, my wife has told me on many occasions, "You couldn't handle it!" I'm sure she's right. Anyway, as one dad to another, it was real nice talking (Writing) with you.

  • Dowwnload the audio from this track at soundnabber doht cohm.

  • EVERY SINGLE PERSON who dislikes ANY video from George Carlin has NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHATSOEVER!!! or they mad cuz he just described them XD

  • @immortalium lol

  • I want a bumper sticker that says:

    "Just because you have a 'Baby Onboard' doesn't mean i'm altering my driving habbits for someone who didn't wear a condom."

  • 18 people have baby on board signs

  • WHO GIVES A FUCK?!?

    best part of the whole skit.

  • When he said "Let's not forget the three most puke-inducing word that man has thought of 'Baby on Board,'" I thought he was going to say "I love you."

  • who might I ask, has placed that baby on a wooden board? who thought they could mangle the language like that.

  • The Baby on Board sign is so if there's a horrific crash and the parents are dead or unconscious, the rescue workers don't miss the little bundle in the wreckage. Baby capsules are too expensive for some - now that's funny.

  • @zzyplza "The Baby on Board sign is so if there's a horrific crash and the parents are dead or unconscious, the rescue workers don't miss the little bundle in the wreckage" - you shoulda been there and heckled George with this titbit... hurhur...

  • @ledatape That is a modern myth. I checked it out with our local fire brigade. They told me that if a crash was so bad that they couldn't see the baby, they wouldn't be able to see the sign either. It's just self publicity from people with new baby's who want to tell everybody, as if it's never been done before. It has no more validity as the sign "Show dogs in transit." Actually, that one's worse.

  • @HonestMan395 WAH! I woz sucked in - the original hypothesis sounded so lame...

  • @ledatape We've all been caught at one time or another. It's called being human. :)

  • Is this really all there is?

  • Why is he so angry?

  • @geminijef He's not...

  • @geminijef

    Cuz Baby on Board is gay.

  • @geminijef That's his style.

  • And you know even after the kid is 18 that car still have the fuckin baby on board sticker sitting there so the asshole parents can make the assholes around them stay the fuck back.

  • I have a small sign on the back of my car that says " if you can read this, IM NOT YOUR GAY LOVER. GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS, MORON!"

  • @chronofusion I want one that says "I break suddenly and my tail lights are out."

  • @genobahamut1337 smooth. that's something a smart ass would say to the dumbass that is reading that message who was dumb enough to ride smartass's bumper.. and now the dumbass has to pay for the smartass's new car and medical bills xD priceless.

  • @chronofusion Winning. =P

  • @genobahamut1337 Just ftr I was giving you a compliment. I wasn't sure if that was just going along with my compliment or not ( shruggs shoulders)

  • @chronofusion It was going along with what you said, yes.

  • Every parent just went out to take off their 'Baby on Board' sign off their cars.

  • It's up to 15 assholes at the wheel!!!

  • Life dosen't change cause you post a sign!

  • BABY ON BOARD

    WHO GIVES A FUCK???

  • @Hatoumii Baby On Board?? Who Gives a Fuck??? Not ME!! When i see that shit, it's my queue to take another chug of Whiskey, turn up the radio, and treat this freeway traffic like a fuckin demolition derby!!

  • @Hatoumii I certainly don't.

  • @magician168 Rescue me from Hell please

  • živa istina

  • This literally is one of Carlin's funniest bits. It is probably my all time favorite, next to the cheer, of course.

  • 14 people actually think George Lopez is funny.

  • @photolitherland me too, lolz! Fucking soccer moms.

  • Any childfree people here?

  • Okay, if someone actually made "Asshole a the wheel" bumperstickers I would buy them in bulk in a heartbeat. Folks need to apply these to other peoples' cars if they are indeed confirmed to be continuous or monumental assholes.

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  • This guy was one smart motherfucker.

  • 14 people that have a baby on bored

  • @getalife67 how can you make a spelling mistake when the correct spelling is in the title? Jeez, Youtube is littered with illiterate people. No offense :)

  • @getalife67 baby on bored, haaa! Good one.

  • Joe Bless GC!

  • que bueno!!

  • Thank god even George Carlin agrees! Knock the "baby on board" shit off.

  • I miss you, George.

  • YES!!!

  • lmfao that last one made me laugh so hard xD

  • 0:20

  • @threedogtruth Sure you did buddy, sure you did.

  • who gives a (!)FUCK(!)

  • Those stupid ass baby on board signs are still out there!

  • lol hes dead im an athesist and i love to see people die :)) die bitches

  • @2PacsFatherFOOTBALL me too, as long as they're evil like hitler and bush, I hope that's what you mean.......

  • My favorite Carlin bit ever!!!!!!!!

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  • asshole at the wheel

  • This video was disliked by seven people who are an honest 'Asshole at the Wheel.'

  • @Heavylight17 16 assholes but hey they are irrelevant

  • Baby on Board...yet another reason for me to rear-end your car

  • Holy crap, this guy could disprove gravity.

  • @NVaizard Gravity? That's a lie. Just like sleep.

    Sleep is just an excuse to sell beds!

  • @WirlWind494

    You're no George Carlin. Don't even try.

  • @Tyme2Die I've been sayin' sleep was a lie long before I'd even heard about him.

    And to say I can't do something because I'm not someone else? Well then you shouldn't be allowed ot breathe because I can do it better than you.

  • @WirlWind494

    Yeah man, you are totally the next carlin. Oh wait i've never heard of you.

  • @Tyme2Die 'cept I wasn't TRYING to be. In your logic, anyone ever who says any kind of joke is trying to be carlin. Chill the fuck out.

  • @WirlWind494

    In the context of the reply you originally sent, you were trying to act like carlin. Never said anyone who tells a joke is trying to act like carlin, but you were.

  • @Tyme2Die So I said something that I've been saying for years on a video I've seen for the first time of a comedian I only started watching the other day, yet I'm trying to act like him?

    Kay.

  • @WirlWind494

    Alright then lets go back to your original rant: "sleep is just an excuse to sell beds!", wow just wow.

  • @Tyme2Die Rant? It's called a -joke-.

    I made a joke. I've been saying it as a joke for years whenever someone starts talking about conspiracies. I wasn't TRYING to be Carlin, but it seemed an appropriate moment to say a joke I've been saying for years.

  • @WirlWind494 Carlin was or was not a conspirist? :/

  • @crustyeyegoop Well he always said question everything (Which is fair enough).

    From some of the stuff I've seen in his vids, I think he may have believed in more than a few conspiracies.

  • @threedogtruth I do apologize for being a bit late to reply to this, but I scold those who are insulting threedogtruth. If you can read at all you will know he isn't a parent, and if he is, he isn't a very mature parent, if he is even an adult. What sense is it to insult and argue with a 13 year old on the internet who thinks he's the World Strongman and hasn't the slightest clue about law or how the world and society work besides what he finds on Wikipedia?

  • His right. am i supposed to respect the car and driver because he/she has a baby in the car? We should do it anyway no mather if there is a baby or not!

  • so right george carlin rules

  • @threedogtruth then... you got arrested for assault, because he was tailgating and you beat him afterward.

  • @hack451 maybe the guy deserved to get his ass kicked?

  • @threedogtruth that guy is an asshole no question about that. and I am hope u and ur kid are alright. but u gotta understand that Carlin was just making a joke and it was not really intended to be taken seriously. if u watch the whole show, Carlin says that he killed 3 joggers, ur not gonna believe this are u?

  • LMAO! Oh my God that was so wrong yet so incredible funny.

  • @threedogtruth I unlike the others am not the kind to bitch! so you had a baby on board sign it just means you don't want people mess with you or your baby, I can respect that.

  • @threedogtruth hey I like george carlin, who cares. he just make jokes like he said. "he thinks up goofy shit" you are a parent, of course your overprotective. I bet he is just sick of seeing the sign everywhere because saw it so much in the past. I think that guy who hit you is just a fucking asshole who watches and believes EVERYTHING george carlin said.

  • @threedogtruth after u hit the guy what happened? and how is that relative to the video? and why did the guy hit ur car? too many questions sorry!

  • why dont u put up an honest sign-ASSHOLE AT THE WHEEL!!!!.....man thats hilarious

  • baby on board

    this to me is as insulting as glowing silver testicles hanging from the back of a car.

    I see a bumper sticker like this and all I wanna do is cut this tiger mom off and hit the fucking brakes so when she stops that fucking sticker has been shoved in her throat

  • if you hit the brakes, while you were already too close to the traffic lights with your baby on board, you should've crossed the intersection and hit the gas, not the brakes...

  • @threedogtruth How does that relate to the sign in any way?

  • @macheteblack

    fuckin emails this guy wont shut up LOL ...creating accounts LOL...... the lengths ppl go these days to prove a point that is so apparently ridiculous that it's mind boggling that these retards actually exist out there. He's fun to make mad tho he never stops LOL I think he's actually offended BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

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  • @threedogtruth

    You really have no life do you LOL.

  • @threedogtruth when did I call myself an idiot?

    have you officially lost touch with reality?

  • @threedogtruth haha dude you are such an idiot

    quit being a keyboard warrior and just let it go

  • @threedogtruth you are the low life who started this whole shit, so fuck off and get a life asshole.

  • @threedogtruth

    LOL I put you in your place with logic and real things to say about your idiotic ass so you revert to random baseless insults because you have nothing intelligent to say.... AHAHAHHAHA, way to make yourself look like the fool you are on the internet LOL get a life your such a looser ahahahha Im actually laughing at how retarded you are ahahah LOL :)))) :) :).

  • @threedogtruth listen ass wipe, you are going way too far. just shut the fuck up and stop insulting people you little maggot, fuck scumbag, i do not give a fuck about you and about what you believe just shut the fuck up asshole.

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  • @threedogtruth

    I told you where you can meet me now tell me where I can find you.

  • @threedogtruth

    You're the one claiming to be a bad ass in your first post, before I even saw this video. Trying to act like you killed someone in a road rage incident with your baby in the car. LOL

    "I got out of my car went to the guy behind dragged him out of his car hit him a few times then ...." Those are your exact words I didn't add the "then ..." You contradict yourself so much. Can't you see how stupid you look man? My only advice to you is not to say anything you wouldn't say in person

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  • @threedogtruth

    Your just a bitch who claims to be looking for people. I live in Vancouver Canada, You can meet me on the corner of Sherlock and Halifax St. Let me know when. You fucking bitch so I can take care of you so that child has a real family. You fucking idiot, I fucking hate complete morons like you. So assaulting another person infront of your kid is OK? Your an idiot. Come see me. You bitch "finding your IP as we speak" even IF you did you wouldnt know what the fuck to do with it.

  • I do not have children, nor do do I drive a car , so Fuck Off you NAZI swine... Smash The State!!!!

  • @threedogtruth yeah straight up in hell. do not be a hater he was a great person.

  • @threedogtruth look, if there is a god, you'll be the first person who is gonna burn in hell. just cuz your talking behind a dead person who has no power to defense himself. so get ready and have fun in hell.

  • @threedogtruth I never once "talked shit" show proof

  • @threedogtruth dumbass!

  • @threedogtruth what if he's using a proxy?

  • @threedogtruth you're

  • @threedogtruth can you tell me what my IP address is?

  • @threedogtruth

    You're an idiot and deserve to be hung. You caused an accident which endangered several lives if not more. You then continued to assault the motorist who was in the same accident as you. You slammed on the brakes knowing full well he was tail gating you that he was most likely going to rear end you. You did all of this with a baby present. What infuriates me the most is that the whole time and even now you think you are right. Thankfully, no one else with half a brain does.

  • threedogtruth,Get a fucking sence of humor....

  • @jigsawnexus Yh the problem is theres no hell

  • The best "Who gives a fuck?" delivery I have ever seen.

  • thi is the brightest man of the century I think.

  • @threedogtruth LOL no, I'm not Carlin's "little bitch" (as you childishly put it) In fact I do see others seeming that way sometimes on youtube and I'm actually the one telling them that they should think for themselves.

    However, when it comes to disgusting oafish goners like you, who seem to "think" it perfectly ok to violently assault people for your problems and then pretend like you have some shred of morality or decency, I would agree wtih Carlin. like to pay me a visit? pfff grow up

  • @kk666u yeah "hahahahah" lol fucking brainless looooooser. well that's about all i need to respond to there. I guess I'll just leave you to your coloring book....

  • @threedogtruth as Carlin might say, "What are you? FUCKIN' STUPID!" Too bad your baby on board didn't get bounced around a little, might have given it, and you, a sense of reality XD

    btw, then what? I'm rilly rilly rilly interested in knowing

  • what is up with all the upside down questionmarks on these videos? what the fuck it means?

  • what about: ''i'll save the world from overpopulation, so get the f*ck off if u wanna be able to see the results''

  • love you buddy, if there is a heaven you're in it buddy. fuck those who say you are in hell.

  • it should have been, "asshole on wheels, prone to more kills"

  • This man is awsome! Hilarious clip!

  • and what about when you look inside the car and theres not even a baby seat how mad does that make you.

  • telling it like it is.............what everyones thinking and not saying.....this is why Goerge Carlin was and forevermore will be the most honest and funny human that ever graced us with his presence...........PERIOD!!!!!­!

  • When I'm drunk, it says "_________ on board" So I can write what mood I am in. St Patrick's Day "Irishman on board" Christmas "Drunk Santa on board" and etc

  • @LocoRico89 today you could write douchebag

  • @infantry031 Exactly

  • 5 people like "Baby on Board"

  • "Baby on Board" - The 3 most puke producing words in the history of the whole English language!

  • that so funny.......

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