Vlog 11: Asian Stereotypes!

[NINJAmaster2410]

press 1 for "word"

[earthtiger12345]

HAHA! Troi oi du ma! XD

[joshrelatedstuff]

i know but yousa "Dirty Korean" lol!

[Opkasm]

안 봐도 조센징이네..ㅋ

[MasterMZVlog]

"Yo homie, i'll trade you my Korean for that there Yoshi"

*gasp* "Word!"

[mizzkristinay]

@MasterMZVlog He doesn't say "Yoshi" he says "Laotian" lol

[MasterMZVlog]

@mizzkristinay oh really? lol my bad

[PrettyGirl0805]

What language(s) can you speak?

[pinknlilly]

We hate all races equally

[hannahns1]

caught that duu maa in there lololol!!!

[TSwiftFTW]

kinda like kevjumba

[elisakimmusic]

What did he say about korea? He talks so fast so I can't understand it, anyone can help me? ^^

[jignya1198]

@elisakimmusic what do you mean?

he said that koreans are so racist they have a north and south korean :P

is that what you didnt get?

[salamkhalifa]

"We hate out own people"

I lived there hahaha

[FelicityGaea]

Because we hate all races equally! lol

[ibemissinyou]

Omgag the Ching Chong at the end was funnnayyy!!!

[0xQueeniex0]

omg you are the funniest omgg i subbedd

[FABLEaTor]

you are every asian from family guy.

[Bamb00Tan]

Because we hate all racist equally LOOL

[lovettolaugh]

I accidently came across this video. SUBSCRIBING!

[xXAzNBa0Xx]

thought u were korean, how come u know vietnamese ?

[yulinamanda]

ching chong ling long... is that what u wanted to say??? LMAO!!!!!!! i'm not racist and offensive cuz i'm asian too... i just find it damn hilarious....

[johnnayle]

OMg you speak vietnamese pretty good ^^

[itshilsaa15x]

omg. SUBSCRIBE.

[kiddyk1231]

why do asian people half black??

[KanameLove]

@kiddyk1231 Why do Asian people WHAT half black?

[DaniBongar]

I love it when you show us laughing at your own jokes, lol.

[mimiruleyou]

Do Asians see widescreen ? :)

[burea1124]

Hey david you are freaking funny man. I'm a korean comedian starting out in youtube.

Check out my recent one on Jeremy Lin vs floyd mayweather. name is Terry Bu!

[crisbella23]

U should get more views than that. You are awesome!!!!

[2010cheeseburgers]

"we hate all races equally" so tru

[iLuvphoyummi]

lmao im laotion(:

[Prodaga84]

OMG I am rolling. My Gut hurts, I can't take it, you are the funniest thing to happen to the tube of you.

[Gubironi]

you're seriously the best thing to have hit youtube. everything else on youtube is bland. you're hilarious dude.

[Simistar3179]

Which continent do you think India is from?....*le long pause* bitch...

I DIED RIGHT THERE

[darkshinobi2]

no damn mother asshole got to hell lol

[MrAzn056]

oh shut up and suck white man dick whining faggot I love america. GOD BLESS AMERICA, dis faggot can fly away

[SuperLarrywong]

2:21 I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING! I couldnt stop laughing because im asian and that what i think when people think im lame.

[jintkyoyo]

yeah a few western guys i know thought its soo easy to have sex with an asian girl ! fuck that sick minded people

[asiangirl9068]

that is so true about lowering prices!!

[neofaellie]

NO! OH GO TO HELL!

[sruthiize]

about Indians being Asians, obviously we look like nothing like "Asians" ( like Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc) but India is a part of Asia, so doesn't that mean that we are Asians too? I am not trying to argue or anything here, just a bit confused now!

[TheSAEkid]

@sruthiize yes we are asians too. people who are ignorant asks that questions, "but you dont look asian?" wtf. just cause i dont look like chinese or korean doesnt mean i am not asian.

[sruthiize]

@TheSAEkid haha! true!

[sh4r0nZ]

@sruthiize india is asia of course :)

[Panda299]

I'm confused... aren't you korean? Cause you spoke vietnamese before as well lol

[itsxelenOfficial]

Lmao.

@Enjoyablemonk - I'm cambodian as well

[kellyann1996]

"we are not racist because we hate all races equally" XD

[SoulReaperProdutions]

Ohhhh bic boi has du baaaad engrish

[violettt779]

"because we hate all races equally"

[MrFlyBoyWeezy]

"You wanna be an english teacher"... "Words"

[B2utymblaq56]

Too funny lol!!! Ah hey rob what's it like being white? Ah excuse me I'm Irish a little bit of Scottish and a smidge of French. Fool so what your three different type of vanilla who the fuck cares! Lol I cracked up there!!

[012victory]

Lol this is so freaky cuz i dont ever remember seeing your video before but it says im already subscribed lol

[SweetHoneyBees1]

LOOOOOOL 1:01 LOOL close enough xDDD

[IChubbyCakes]

"is it true that asian people got small shimitangtangs?" "uhh pfft next question >.> <.<" LOL. that got me cracking up.

[kmckee0010]

what continent do you think india is from...bitch

[koreanbaby36]

What did he say at 1:55-1:56?

O_O

[kmckee0010]

@koreanbaby36 whoever told you that shit

[pickleboy443]

foo you korean!!

I know but you diirty korean lol

[engravedinmyheart]

HAHAHA 2:45

[captaineaux]

everything about this is HI-LARIOUS

[starbg92]

"Dirty Korean people" ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[euphoric93]

yea im three different flavors of vanilla!!!! xD

[Darkarcher5Mabi]

I knows but you a dirty Korean xD

[Enjoyablemonk]

I feel I am the only cambodian vietnamize person ghere anyone else :P

[XDevilFromBelowX]

This is fucking hilarious! I'm Asian and proud of it but I'm sick of Asian stereotypes!

@ForeverMeAndOnlyMe I'm also a girl!:D

[bbchewster]

"We have all races equally..."

[shockhelmet]

This video is so fake that dude is not asian he´s black!

[lobreddemon]

lol three vanila

[Kagome42194]

...am I the only one who think he sounds like General Shang from Mulan at 0:58? I swear I mean this in a non racist way!

[bonezzluv127]

LMAOOO im not indian but my friends have been "shunned" from the asian crowd cause they're indian. I was like the fuck, bro? WTF YOU THINK INDIANS ARE FROM? That's right, bitch. ASIAAAA. Thanks, David. :D

[alexzhou04]

lol three flavors of vanilla.... i died there....

[raquiracoon]

Lol your three different flavors of vanilla.

[raquiracoon]

LOL i love how i forgot the name of this dudes channel, all i had to to find it was search asian xD

[ForeverMeAndOnlyMe]

Am I the only girl here ^.^

[GraceBeirut]

Korean guys are the most GORGEOUS out off all the Asians :)

They have nicer facial features :)

[dptmfid]

I fucking LOVE you for admitting that we (Koreans) ARE racists! I hate it and I really am not a racist anymore cuz I know better now, but we in general don't really know how to deal with/respect the individuality. We tend to categorize people, and that largely comes from the fact that they have only one race in Korea, and we tend to think that race/ethnicity = nationality, which causes a lot of ignorance regarding race. shit this comment is going nowhere. conclusion: I love you for being frank.

[xidkkiaznx]

"Troi oi, do ma" (x Haha Oh David.

[matthew8889]

David! You gotta put deleted scenes more.

[LightOfElle]

we not racist cuz we hate all races equally...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE YOU DAVID YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

[starcastically]

I love you.

[bakingfishy]

VVIET POWER

[FlamingW1nd]

i's a dirty korean... wait which are we talkin about?

[MrDarkmonarch]

wait dude are u korean because u keep metioning it and im vietnamese and u spoke it lol

[KuyaPIN0Y]

You Resemble Bart Kwan (:

[iheartchuxx]

LOL . "Asian people stink."

"BITCH YOU STINK."

[Ackles12]

@iheartchuxx her fuckin pussy stinks..lol

[OFFICIALRULE]

"Uh...pfft... next questions."

Well... that answer the question XD.

[justysiauk]

2:04-2:21-my fav part!!!!

[rojinegro58]

india is part of asia dude! lol

[whschamps10]

He's a gook. I fuckin hate gooks!

[dptmfid]

@whschamps10 Don't worry. Like David said, we hate you too:)

[electric7eel]

LOL nice vid. Are asian people really competitive, too? Cuz when I beat all my asian classmates on a test they all get so pissed :P

[coldheartprince]

"Asian people are so racists"

"Hell yea we're racists, but at the same time we're not--because we hate or races equally."

Damn I love this line >.<

You know how to make people laugh DavidSoComedy

[pixxynixxy07]

i have a question... why are asians so funny? y'all are like taking over youtube; nigahiga, kevjumba, peter chao, you and so much more. so like yea is it in your asian blood to be soooo comical??

[pixxynixxy07]

three different flavours of vanilla lmfao xD

omg i always tell people that like umm india is in asia ergo indians are asian! lol

but no the greatest "fool you're korean! i know but you're a dirty korean" lmao xD omg i love this!!

[MsTriara]

Asians stink.

BITCH, you stink!

[102567sbn]

Shit most of this is true.ESPECIALLY the part about driving

[chromeAori22]

three different flavors of vanilla......wow

[txtmechick]

Ninja ass whoopin :D

[TheMightyGrayson54]

"NO! don't touch me dammit asshole... go to HELL!" hahahahahah this is hilarious

[tatertotlol101]

I know but ur a DIRTY korean.....hahahaha

[butterflyZx4]

OMG thank you so much for addressing that "Indians are not asian" thing. I'm not Indian but I am from South ASIA and brown, its sad when other ppl say i'm indian just coz i'm brown and "asians" (South East asians) say that i'm not asian!!. This is the best channel that I subscribed to in 2012!!! <3 <3 can't stop watch your videos and I got work......*clicks another vid*

[bboyDk88]

"ching chong.....uhhhhhh...wait, thats not even funny.....I WONDER WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HER?....." I LMAO at the end. G i really do wonder what happened to her lol

[gomtao]

DUN TOUCH ME DER MUDDA ASSHOL

[hydiicosa08]

"WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT SHIT?!" LOL xD

[Kelichijouji]

"But you dirty Korean." Oh wow.... that killed me. Hahaha!

[lilxscenexkidd]

i laughed so hard. this was awesome.

[sexyasianbeast1122]

"No! Don't touch me motha asshole! Go to hell!" ROFL

[TheMightyGrayson54]

"go to hell" hahahaha this guys sense of humour is the best

[m0597]

some idiots out there do not understand that there are only 6 ethnicities/races: black, white, hispanic, asian, american indian, and pacific islander. there is NO such race as irish, scottish, french, as well as there is no race called filipino or chinese. those are called NATIONALITIES. get your shit straight, and better yet go finish high school first people

[fattygamer94]

@m0597 if only everyone knew this! im domincan but i look black so most of the time i say im black!

[fgrhfghrh]

@m0597 No there's only one. It's called human.

[AngelsLove4412]

Ahhhhhhh you're awesome. 

[ImBerrieSweet]

"SO UR 3 DIFFERENT FLAVOR OF VANILLA" LOLOL

[CaelinnnK]

Koreans FTW <3

[prettywildchica]

i love the korean thing...this shit is insanely funny...damn i have never laughed this much watching an a youtube video

[MacDC100597]

what continent do you think India'a from. . . . . . bitch. LOL

[japanlover4life]

whatever happened to her?

LMAO.

[tamNgoLOL13]

"Troi oi du ma" I Love You (:

[whitepen]

1:00 troi oi du ma

Where did you learn that

[natluu]

@whitepen I think he's vietnamese

[whitepen]

@natluu No he's korean

[DebFreakingChoi]

I'm Korean and my dad always gets the price he wants on a car. No matter how badly the dealer wants to keep his price my dad always wins....ALWAYS!

[20dorb]

"Foo, you're korean!

I know, but you the duhhty korean"

El. OH. EL. xD

[Shawnaisweird]

"Have you met my mom? She is a scary ass woman."

Me too......me too.

[TheCaptainJC]

we real asians dont consider indians as asians cuz they in asia they indians

[gomtao]

LOOOOOOOOOL MUDDA ASSHOLE

[Imarappercracker]

But i really would like you to check out this video .please talk to me anytime i dont want to feel like i use everyone for views!take care thank you for your time.

[Kishimyu]

LIES! I'm Asian, and Math is my worse subject!

[joniboikrozez]

I subscribed after 20 seconds

[illdaize]

@joniboikrozez check me out also you wont be dissapointed

[laosbabyrawr]

Asians aren't the worst drivers now. It goes the same for all race.

[XXM1T90XX]

-Q: Asian people are so racist?

-A: Hell Yeah! We hate black, white, and Mexican because you attack us by making fun of us in school living in your white man land which use to belong to Native American. Japanese hate Chinese and Chinese hate Japanese.

-Q: Who own a damn Chicken?

-A: It is true because I'm Hmong my parent use to raise chicken around our Mexican neighbor in Fresno, CA. Asian country have a lot of wide spread farm.

[gerjerryxiong]

@XXM1T90XX i kno wat u mean. im Hmong too and my parents have chickens.

[XXM1T90XX]

-Q: All Asian look alike?

-A: Is not true just look at India they are not even yellow like us in East side of Asia from North Korea down to Indonesia.

-Q: Indian are not Asian?

-A: Indian are Asian! BITCH non Asian people! Asian nation include Mongolia, both Korea, Japan, China, Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Indonesia, Malaysia, India, Bangladesh, Philippines, and other. Any country in Middle East and have a country name end with stan are not Asian.

[XXM1T90XX]

-Q: Asian are so good at Math?

-A: Yes it is True! Only few percent of Asian aren't good at Math is because America education suck it can't even compare to Asian nation like China, India, and Japan which got education.

-Q: Asian Girl are so submissive?

-A: WTF! They are so not!! People watch to many Japanese anime tv show plus pictures.

-Q: Asian people stink?

-A: Fuck You who ever post that question! We smell better than you cowboy cow and horse shit!

[XXM1T90XX]

My Response to non Asian people

-Q: Is it true Asian have small wiener?

-A: No!

-Q: Asian people are so cheap?

-A: Of course! We have the resources in Asia like China hold 90% of Rare Earth Metal that make IPAD. We could make old stuff into new stuff again.

-Q: Asian people are Bad Driver?

-A: WTF! I guess you non Asian watch too many Fast and Furious Tokyo drift.

[MangoTangoFOx]

0:20 = Subbed

You are ridiculously funny! >.<

[utubewatcher02]

David, you said that if we had a question, you would answer. why do Asians talk really loud on the phone? I'm not a hater, a majority of my friends are Asian. My best friend (Asian) tells me stuff all time about Asians. It happens.

[TtheAnimal]

what did happen to HER?

[B2utymblaq56]

Lol ur three different kind of vanilla how the fuck should I know??!! Too funny

[XxrockinglivingxX]

3 different flavors of vanilla Hahaha xD

[6Aug95]

Well funny just subscribed you xD and i like asians but i'm not asian myself.... guess i just like different cultures haha xD

[kelaltieri]

what's a "shima-tang-tang"?

[Jagen666]

I have a question are all Asians this fricking hilarious??

[whitepen]

Troi oi, du ma lol

[jessj822]

This.Is.Hilarious.

[LuvKpop4Life]

@ImaMangaFreak KEKE!! Glad u enjoyed :)

[LuvKpop4Life]

@MoonStar0519 IKR!!! Then i told my friend and she goes "pch stupid ppl........but... Wait...... Are you chineese or asian???" and OMIGOD you wouldn't have wanted to be close to me

[MrRazise]

u dint ask the " do Asian have small tang tang"

[DiamondsForever2496]

Oh my god, finally :D Indians ARE ASIANS.

[AznDreamFantasi]

your right even indian people i know don't know they are Asian o_o

[5dsfan4ever]

I actually AM chinese, but no one ever guesses that first.

[LuvKpop4Life]

@TheHmongBoy123 Nyob zoo keke

[TheHmongBoy123]

Hmoob people are talking! YAYAYAY!

[axezint66]

BEACH YOU STINK! ROFLOL 2:22

[Rukaroa]

I'm Asian but people never mistake me as Asian. What's up with that?

[cheeseUout]

You need make a vlog on asians and music abilities, more specifically chinese music. Sorry if i offend anybody, but for some reason most chinese people....suck at music. They don't understand rhythm or tone. Its terrible.

[lindelocks]

LOl your so funny i put that on my fb status "Asian's aren't cheap we just dont wana pay full price for something we made" hahaha XD