Ted Nugent Star Spangled Banner at the Alamo Tea Party

[HENRYPATRICK1736]

I have the magazine issue where Ted dupes the "imbeciles in the armed forces."

The 1977 interview in High Times (Oct. 1977 No. 26) he describes in great detail how he did indeed soil himself for a week and snort crystal methedrine just prior to his examination to get a "big juicy 4-F" classification.

He even goes on to say gays are ok and that there are gay deer and gay dogs. Apparently Ted is an expert on gay quadrupeds. Who knew?

[islandfever]

@HENRYPATRICK1736 Have you ever changed your views within the past 40 years?

[rubberweiner]

I thought Ted was against abortion!! That's pretty much what this is!

[HUMANSAREBENEATHME]

NUGENT=DRAFT DODGING CHICKENHAWK COWARD

[nicolemanning16]

@HUMANSAREBENEATHME =clinton=retarded chickenhawk dumbass retarded coward

[HUMANSAREBENEATHME]

@nicolemanning16 Don't get mad at me,cause you worship a COWARD(NUGENT),WHO SHIT HIS PANTS FOR A WEEK, to DODGE THE DRAFT.

[MasterOfSparks]

People who are so amazingly stupid that they think ANYONE could rise to the office of President of this country without having his (or her) background checked 9 ways to Sunday shouldn't even be allowed to vote. Instead we should hang a sign around their necks that says, "I'm too stupid to be allowed to vote" and make them walk back and forth in front of the polling places.

[Slipinsizzers]

ARGBARSE , YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE !! SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!

FUCKING AUSTRALIA TRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE NIGGER !

TED IS AMERICAN HISTORY , FUCK THOSE WHO APPOSE !!!!

[Slipinsizzers]

ARGBARSE , YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE !! SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!

FUCKING AUSTRALIA TRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE NIGGER !

[bonesawgreg]

FUCK Ted..closet fag

[sarge1799]

@bonesawgreg FUCK you

[nicolemanning16]

@bonesawgreg why are you a homophobe?

[bonesawgreg]

@nicolemanning16 no, just think he sucks dick...do you???..Not all lefties are pussies..

[nicolemanning16]

@bonesawgreg your mom does yours,all lefties are inbred libtards and homophobes

[nicolemanning16]

@bonesawgreg are you with barney frank? lmao thought so

[bonesawgreg]

@nicolemanning16 lol..

[nicolemanning16]

@bonesawgreg haha thought so

[argebarse]

Ted Nugent can suck my 12 inch Australian dick

[84JustinGreene]

TED FOR PRES WOULD BE BETER THAN WHAT WE HAVE IN OFFICE RIGHT NOW 

[1965Lasko]

Thatsmyrail, take a pill, you'll feel better, liberal.

[thatsmyrail]

@1965Lasko Listen to a good record for once, you'll feel better too. And thanks for stigmatizing and generalising. I will do the same, billy bob.

[amurican35]

haters!

[AwesomeBeatles]

I caught his show a few years back. Do not waste your money.

[thatsmyrail]

He's just a loudmouth piece of redneck trash that hopes to boost his career by spoutig GOP shit on matters he doesn't know shit about, it's pretty clear. Oh yeah, he's a hypocrite too, if he really loved his country he wouldn't have dodged the Vietnam draft anyway.

[tylercalebconnor]

@thatsmyrail he didn't dodge the draft. he isn't a redneck. and he doesn't have to boost his career, he's been playing music for over 40 years now. so what's he said that makes you think he doesn't know what he's talking about?

[thatsmyrail]

@tylercalebconnor He actually did, he shit his pants literally, just look it up on google. Nowadays he's just worthless at making music, how long was cat scratch fever ago? He's just a trigger-happy right-wing carnival clown.

[OrbitalBurn1]

@thatsmyrail sweet, we knew some shortbus dumbass would replay. Thanks for filling in the role.

[OrbitalBurn1]

@thatsmyrail @thatsmyrail sweet, we knew some shortbus dumbass would reply. Thanks for filling in the role.

[thatsmyrail]

@OrbitalBurn1 Sweet, it was immanent that some frustrated pig-molesting redneck would reply. Thanks for filling in the role, and there's enough room for more.

[xspawner90001992]

Basic logic for you religion....

you want to go to heaven? why live? why have kids? kind of sounds like you want to control more and more so can have more and more control? because if u want to go to heaven JUST GO...or do you not love god?

[URUROTRASH]

Uncle Teddie is the man. Saw him in concert and he called all the liberal pussies out.

[broker010]

Uncle Ted. National Treasure.

[GhostSoldier77777]

Worthless, draft dodging, hypocritical COWARD.

[longhair51]

Ted has the right to play and say what he wants. I find myself in agreement with him most of the time. What I don't like, is the bastardization of the Star Spangled Banner, by Ted, Jimmi, roseanne, or anyone.

[palarjones]

I am saddened that many of them did not remove their hats and place their right hand on their hearts. I do.

[rbxb]

@palarjones maybe they follow erkel's lead ...he doesnt either. or puts his left hand over his lung.. "prolly while standing in the 57th state" LOL

[wick5449]

I like Nugent for the most part, but not too crazy about his rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Didn't like Hendix's version either. But this is America, and he can play it as he wants. At least he had 15 minutes of fame, which is 15 more than've had.

[jediknight5891]

go NUGENT. he knows how to show it with humor, rock and roll, pride in America, lets us all know what we should be doing. HEY he would be a great leader ! this country would have a huge change with him in the white house !

[Rushtrdamus]

@jediknight5891 Where the hell was his pride when he got called up for Viet Nam? Read Ted's book, he shit and pissed his pants for a week, and never took them off, so he could get a psychological defferment. I cannot respect a man that runs when his country needs him and then cashes in later. Great leaders lead, they don't pretend to be insane to avoid fighting.

[jensen1901]

Yawnfest 2010.

[pontolodio]

I used to be a huge Ted fan but as years passed and I got wiser, I realize that he is just a privaleged loudmouth who spews his simple minded opinions whenever he can get in front of the camera. Stick to the guitar Ted. Oh yea, I saw you the other day at Toads place. Not impressed anymore too bad. Just another ignorant redneck now.

[rbxb]

@pontolodio you got it backwards moron....Hes a so so guitarist that got lucky & made it big. BUT he spews the Bill OF Rights , Honor, truth & justice

[pontolodio]

@rbxb Its really easy to spew the dont take my guns bullshit. Do you think his rights have ever been violated? How about you? Govt coming to take your guns? Steal your land or ban your books? He's just a noisemaker who got you bamboozeled along with a million other ingnorant fucks. If he was a veteran and had something to say that actually help his fellow man or his country, I'd listen. All I hear is a loudmouth who is still trying to cash in on his fifteen minutes. privaleged dink.

[rbxb]

@pontolodio I see Ted excersing his right to free speech. & he has a good message. His pickin' uh, not so much

[rbxb]

@pontolodio "All I hear is a loudmouth who is still trying to cash in on his fifteen minutes" much like our new pres & al bore

[rbxb]

@pontolodio yes the gov is ever expanding & over regulating. & our liberties are diminishing. Thank heaven for the TED's that draw a line in the sand to protect our Constitution.

[eerockk111]

"STRANGLEHOLD"

with Meatloaf on lead vocals

[euqip]

Ted Nugent, Toby Keith, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage,

Sean Hannity etc.

Why is never any military service history for any of these right wing hawks?

[aaron1clapper2]

@euqip Tony Keith is not a right wing hawk. He was actually against the Iraq war to begin with. "American Soldier" is a tribute to people he respects. EVEYONE should respect the military, even if you dont respect the war. "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" is a message to bin Laden. EVERYONE should want justice on that count. "Beer for my Horses" is him at his most conservative and its more about criminals than anything.

[XianSlader]

"And this be our motto "In God Is Our Trust"

And that Star Spangled Banner Forever Shall Wave,

O're the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

Catch second verse we have never heard by a Marine who can really SING it!

[rnevermind]

@XianSlader It's actually the fourth verse, not the second, but well sung, nonetheless.

[XianSlader]

The Nuge is HUGE! Actually improved on Jimi Hendricks (who was a paratrooper) version.

[6irondriver]

That my friends is the great thing about America.. We can interpret and remake the original in our own invidual way. There are hundreds of versions of this but the meaning stands the same. This is the same for music, writings, teachings, all the above... Amen?

[jgilder41]

I love country, gospel, 70s or soft rock music and I hate metal BUT!!! I love Ted Nugent. I have his book Ted, White, and Blue. He is a true Patriot!!

[euqip]

What did this hyper-patriot do when it was his turn to put on the uniform and pick up a weapon for this country?

He's just another chicken-hawk as is most of right-wing talk radio.

[PiRsqair]

@euqip what uniform do you wear? I suspect it's a French maids outfit, you know, with the line running down the back of the stockings. Ted would knock you out of your apron with a single shot, then hang your butt on a wall!!!!

[euqip]

@PiRsqair I'm the same age as Patriot Ted therefore and at 18 was eligible for the draft and proudly served 4 Vietnam Era years in the US Navy. Ted however did not.

In fact, he went to absurd extremes to avoid service to his country.(Look it up)

Now he's waving the flag and sounding battlecries. Doesn't make sense.

[maximumryder]

@euqip Not everyone is suited for our kind of dedication in the Military. Each person has the right to choose. That in itself, is what has given us the term "Land of the Free"... You can't take it personally when someone has chosen a different path from your own. When it comes down to the wire, we should take into consideration that everyone in this country has that right. Would you really want to live somewhere that required everyone to think, feel, and do the same thing? =-)

[euqip]

@maximumryder Firstly, we obviously disagree so thank you for keeping your remarks civil and adult. Another blogger said Ted could kick my a**(?) As if that has anything to do with what is at issue here. When we were 18 we didn't have "free choice" there was a draft. Most of us didn't want to go into the military...but we did. The non-sequitur here is that now at age 62 Ted is hyper patriotic and warlike. I just don't understand where these instincts were when he was 18 and eligible to serve.

[rockandrollhunting]

if ted was president,this world would be a better place

[billbamaua]

Awesome! Uncle Ted is the man.

Ted for President!!!!!!!!

[blown528hemi]

Ted for President....Damn straight! Ted would bring "sack" to the Oval Office!!

[GhostSoldier77777]

@billbamaua If this man ever became my commander in chief, I'd leave the Army as soon as was humanly possible.

I refused to be led by a man who bragged about how he dodged his obligation to serve his country while he chastises others for their own freedom to express themselves.

Nugent is a coward. Nothing more.

[ProudHumanist]

@billbamaua

Neanderthals and Nazis had men too.

[rbxb]

@ProudHumanist dude your a proud humanist because somebody with a gun stood against evil to protect your liberty to have a silly opinion

[ProudHumanist]

@rbxb

I'm a Proud Humanist because because I never adhered to the fairy tales of imaginary friends like Jesus and elves.

[elcamino502194]

@PuroudHumanist U comme u hate everything this once great country stood for ,

there was a thing called American exeptianilism. we were the best with r technolgy and r standard of living N A S A and etc Look what your ilk has done to my country .

[ProudHumanist]

@elcamino502194

What our "great country stood for?"

* Women, blacks and Native Americans were banned from voting.

* Blacks were slaves.

* Native Americans were forced into reservations.

YOU ARE CORRECT! I DDDOOO hate what this country stood for!

[brutallyhonest1000]

@ProudHumanist Then leave. Go to a country you agree with. No one's stopping you. I guarantee you'll come running back.

[elcamino502194]

@ProudHumanist 

[eyeinidas]

He's a Great American.

[Nixcilak]

Dont Mess With Texas

[euqip]

@Nixcilak Ted's a cowboy-hat-wearing steer rustler from Detroit.

[Nixcilak]

My Dad Says If Texas Becomes Their Own Country ( because they said they might again ) we will move their. I live in NY now and we are sick of Chuck Shumer

[Nixcilak]

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[pre1ston4]

Best acoustics ever

God Bless the USA & Texas

Go Glen & Ted

[Nixcilak]

This Is Great

;)

[ax1sg]

ted has always stuck to his guns..

"don't tread on me and I won't TED on you"

Thanks TN

davido