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  • 21 people had been nozzle raped. Those poor souls never had the chance to escape.

  • At 1:00 LOOOOOL

  • Whenever I complain about high gas prices I watch this video and it never fails to make me laugh. Brilliant!!!

  • OOOMMMMGGGGG

  • Gas prices are going to sky rocket again,pass the word we all need to park our cars in protest.

  • It's so true!

  • LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!

  • Not every idiot is a racist,

    but every racist is an idiot

  • u fuckin idiot .. so this vid isn't racist ?!

  • that's why we should all vote McCain/Palin 08!

  • LOL!! Itz really true! Sooner or later the chaos in the video will happen in real life.

  • fantastic vid...how true

  • "We have met the enemy and he is us."

  • lol sucks for yall, my family invested in the gas stock market when it was low. and plus as a primary investor, we get a 75% off gas card at shell

  • wtf are you talking about?

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  • OPERATION DRILL BIT !!!! Send a drill bit in a padded envelope ONLY to queen Pelosi.... UPDATE ...... FOR THE TIME BEING ONLY SEND THE DRILL BITS TO Nancy Pelosi's Washington DC office: The "Honorable" Nancy Pelosi H-232, U.S. Capitol Washington, D.C. 20515 202-225-0100 MARK THE RETURN ADDRESS AS FROM: WE THE PEOPLE (followed by your name and your address) She needs to be INUNDATED with drill bits upon her return to DC.
  • In Canada this would be a thought crime and you'd be punished by a Human Rights Commission for making fun of Muslims. Fantastic!

  • I don't hate Muslims. Just the terrorist kind.I hate all murderers.

  • no need that vidéo to hate arabab and muslim we hate them all

  • This is nothing more than anti Arab propaganda. The makers of this video are trying to teach us to hate Arabs and Muslims.

  • No shit Sherlock

  • as compared to guyz like you, who ignore that THEY are(and always have been) taught openly to hate us from their political and religious leaders and even is written in their own holey book.

    but shitbags like you blame the twit who made this vid.

  • Were do u learn this crap u piece of S***t, I am Arab and Muslim aswell and I was never taught to hate anyone. u are just another stupid ignorent person that was brainwashed by your media, I feel bad for you.

  • mckeith61, you say teaching us? LMRAO...Have you seen the videos Muslims make full of hate towards non muslims? Those is worse than hate, they call for genocide-Google it, fool.

  • Liberals are a cancer to this great nation! It's sad to see their influence spread. I am sorry that I'm not eager to jump on your I HATE AMERICA BAND WAGON! Is Ted dead yet?

  • So are we a cancer because we still believe in the potential that this great nation has or because we exercise or freedom of speech. I am sorry if you like getting HorseF#cked by your government and the saudis, but I prefer to believe that we can still be great. As naive as you may think it is. Get off of "The Low Road Express"  Obama 08

  • those who would beat their swords into plowshares end up plowing for those who didnt. - ben franklin

  • Drill here, drill now, lower the price.

    Sorry folks, that's how it really works.

  • Drill here, drill now, lower the price 10 or 15 years from now when we will all hopefully be driving on something else (natural gas maybe...hydrogen...electric)

  • I've been around long enough to realize that a nation, or a religious group, or any other entity only becomes "dangerous" when they have something our government wants (or, actually, the big corporations want) and cannot get on their own terms, i.e.: either they hand it over freely, or the US destroys them. See: Afghanistan, Iraq (Iran, soon), plus various banana republics.

    Gas prices are set by the stock markets, and speculators are having a field day while the Govt. does nothing. Blame THEM.

  • Thanks GuinnevereB, at last somebody with a brain.

  • Multiple videos have been posted to try to avoid serious debate. Check the other vid versions to join the serious debate! Flag the multiple copies!

  • Keep blaiming the jews... as you did for the last decade... it might help... European idiots got rid of 6 million jews and got instead 20 million fanatic muslems.... now who is stupid...?

  • He's got gas.......Count it!

  • Now that was great.

    Does anyone else find it interesting htat when Bush and McCain went to see the Arabs the gas prices went thru the roof.

    But when Obama goes oversea's gas prices come down. I may not like Obama but he is good for my wallet.

  • you must be simple,,take a look at the world ec,,,

  • We had this same conversation after the Saudi embargo in the 70's. Not one damned thing got done. Meanwhile, we 'debate' (the last thing that Americans do well) the merits and demerits of drilling for OUR OWN OIL, and while we 'debate', nothing gets done. The clock is ticking.

    The real environmental disaster isn't oil washing up on our beaches, no. It's America rotting in the sun after the country collapses when we run out of fuel...while we continue to 'debate'.

  • hey....how about those yankees??? what a baseball team!!!! huh?

  • When are we going to become self sufficient like Iceland? They are one of the wealthiest nations in the world. Everyone talks about change but the only one who really created it in my life time was Bush! I was always taught to say something nice or say nothing - He has nice hair. Everyone is kidding themselves if they think Obama is going to do better- after all he compared himself to Reagan, but people forget that stuff. Too bad this isn't just a cartoon.

  • The Arabs are doing what the Islamic leaders tell them to do: Drain the American ecomomy. For every dollar we sent them buying oil, our country suffers a lower standard of living. We can keep our money inside of America if we drill for our own oil. The only way to do the right thing is to VOTE EVERY LAST ONE OF OUR POLITICIANS IN WASHINGTON OUT OF OFFICE !

  • Embroidery1Queen says "Drilling off the coast is not cost effective. It will take 10 years or more for the oil to be processed. The problem is that the current administration has kept the oil refineries closed THAT'S WHY THE GAS IS SO EXPENSIVE."

    There is no quick fix (5 years or less) to reduce fuel costs. Any solutions are long term - new refineries - drilling off shore - nuclear power plants - converting to natural gas, etc. are all long term, but we get nothing ever if we don't start.

  • This video needs no comment; this is what is happening to all "American Citizens" on virtually every level.

  • Obama doesn't want to reduce our dependence on foreign oil by drilling off shore. Blame the Dems as prices go up.

  • Drilling off the coast is not cost effective. It will take 10 years or more for the oil to be processed. The problem is that the current administration has kept the oil refineries closed THAT'S WHY THE GAS IS SO EXPENSIVE.

  • Obama doesn't want to reduce our dependence on foreign oil by drilling off shore. Blame the Dems as prices go up.

    Rubbish!

    Blame the Republicans for invading Iraq.

  • Bush is either the dumbest,or unluckiest,president we've ever had. Or is it both? Why don't we have a National Boycott Assoc. to raise awareness and organize the public..this is either the dumbest public or the

  • Amazing that we Consumers haven't recognized that our tax bucks are siphoned by our Politicians to subsidize US Oil Corporations to the tune of 10-20 BILLION dollars annually as they simultaneously rake in, record-shattering, tens of billions in NET profits each quarter as we pay them again at the pump...!?

    Canada and Mexico are our largest Oil suppliers, we Kick out Citgo, a South American Oil Co. and then we blame the Arabs for all of our gas-woes.

    Ignorance or Racism? Or Both?.

  • Thank you! It is refreshing to see that someone else pays attention to what has been going on in this country. We need to cut the subsidies and look for an alternative to oil.

    Too bad that most Americans don't know what is going on. To answer your question -it's IGNORANCE.

  • I may be a hot chick but I sure do love idiots!! Heheh xoxo =]

  • Drill here, drill NOW!

  • Let me correct you myrsownsu. I think you meant to say the liberal's wallets.

  • Comedy is often bigoted, even cruel. This is VERY funny, while admittedly bigoted.

  • shut up, idiot

  • And I am tired of these people who are bigoted to me and my faith reaming me.

  • This is comically idiotic. Very typically bigotted, fear mongering done by and for under-educated and ill-informed Americans. This video and others like it are some of the best arguments for improving America's education system. Vot Ron Paul as a write-in candidtae in 2008!

  • Actually its called comedy you fucking twat!grow up!

  • Ooh, real funny! Fucking please, weasel.

  • oh dont be sad, go kill yourself instead!

  • I'm not sad. I know you'll die a horrible death long before I do...maybe sooner than you think, queerboy.

  • Very well done!

    It's time for Nukes! And I don't mean bombs.

    Nuclear Power is being used around the world. The science has advanced ten fold while we've had our collective heads in the sand. By no means is it the final solution but interim solution until solar power can take over.

  • DRILL HERE, DRILL NOW!

    Don't just laugh at this but contact your democrat congressperson and DEMAND they vote to open offshore and shale and ANWAR. And allow nuclear power plants and refineries to be built.

  • I lol'ed so hard at this

  • Yep, them moo-slimes just love to shove things up poop-chutes. If the poop-chute belongs to a guy.

  • i am soooo not into polotics

  • ...nor spelling

  • If the prices are about supply and demand and demand is more than the supply. Why do I never find a gasoline station not able to sell me gasoline in any of the flavors they offer?

    Most of the gas prices are due to our dollar's value dropping like a rock as the fed and the treasury print money faster than ever before to pay for wars and all of the government bloat programs out there.

    If you really think the gas prices are due to demand, buy a scooter.

  • They forgot Bush Administration Terrorist Group selling out the American public. They should be hung for treason....

  • Saw an AD on TV that says guaranteed $2.99/Gal for 3 years if you buy a car from them. These are the reasons why gas is very high. These car makers are speculators also. Before, 22 per cent of oil buyers are speculators.. now it is 66 per cent. They don't buy oil for consumption but to make easy money. Congress should step in.

  • Congress isn't the solution, Congress is the problem. The price is not high because of speculators, and Chrysler is NOT a speculator. It is simple supply and demand. Until Congress allows us to increase our own supply via our own resources the price will continue to skyrocket. Right now there are enough democrats who have wised up to lift the ban on offshore drilling but Pelosi is single-handedly blocking the vote to please the special interests that own her.

  • Yes China and India's increasing demand is causing an increase. BUT not the skyrocketing increase. The rate is just too high. Compare the statistics.. When dollar became so weak.. some people saw oil as a very lucrative commodity to trade.

  • Lol.

  • lol it wants to suck it longer

  • LOL SEE MY VIDEO CLICK CHANNEL!

    FURBY AND PSP loooool!

  • This video is a priceless....unfortunately it's REALLY what is happening. I wonder how much money Bush/Cheney has made from the oil crisis the last 8 years? Alternative fuels are here, it's just that the oil companies will do ANYTHING to keep them quiet.

  • exactly

  • Geeez. Bush/Cheney didn't make anything and the "crisis" has only been for the last 2 years. In fact the oil companies themsleves don't make nearly as much for providing the product as the government takes in taxes for doing NOTHING.

  • If the prices are about supply and demand and demand is more than the supply. Why do I never find a gasoline station not able to sell me gasoline in any of the flavors they offer?

    Most of the gas prices are due to our dollar's value dropping like a rock as the fed and the treasury print money faster than ever before to pay for wars and all of the government bloat programs out there.

    If you really think the gas prices are due to demand, buy a scooter.

  • LMAO good stuff!

  • ROFL. It is what it is. FUNNY.

    damn ragheads

  • entertaining and creative video.

    nice to blame it on others...

    exxon and chevron and shell seem to really be suffering at the hands of 'the terrorists'- if record profits counts as suffering.

    bush is an oil pawn. perceived trouble and disruption is good for business (oil and defense industries). george has done his 'job' well. good boy, george!

  • ROFL this vid is still PWNAGE!!! XD

  • ROFL OWND

  • Ok, heres the situation u fuckers, (harsh language) there are 44 gallons of gas in a barrel of crude oil, which if u freaking calculate it, they are making over 1million dollars per barrel of gas from canada alone, omfg bush needs to die like the way the guy got hit in the end.... at the hands of his own darwin award, the fucker.

    bush is an anticrist who can die in a pool of his 1000000 million dollar oil.

  • myrsownsu - which method of new math did you use? $1,000,0000 for a 44 gallon barrel works out to $22,727.27 per gallon. But you get less than 44 gallons of gasoline from a 44 gallon barrel of oil. There are other things (plastic, jet fuel, diesel fuel, lubricating oil, etc.) that come from there as well.

  • what is ur method? IF there is 44 gallons per barrel and a barrel is $134...

    either way we get way more than 22k a barrel and 22k a barrel is still way to much profit for the ppl who already have millions.

  • Did you make it past the 2nd grade in math? Where do you get the $22K from?

    $134 per barrel divided by 44 gallons per barrel is $3.05 per gallon, or to put it another way, 44 gallons per barrel times $3.05 per gallon is $134.20 per barrel. Then there is the cost to refine it, transport it to and from the refinery to your local gas station. On top of that you need to add the federal gas tax, state gas tax, etc.

  • ok u've almost got all of it, god, now, 3.05 a gal right? so gas is 4.05 where i live now, so thats a dollar profit on each gallon of gas, so... $1 profit of 44 gallons is 44 dollars without tax, easy right? now, we get atleast 2000 barrels of oil a day from Canada alone, other countries even more! so, 44 x 2000 is 88k profit A DAY from Canada alone, and all that money goes right into the corrupted government/republicans wallets. so thats the exact.

  • I live in Canada, and we pay around 5.20 a gallon

  • Firstly, a 42 gallon barrel of oil yeilds about TWENTY gallons of petroleum.

    Secondly, that's not the only material that profit is made from the crude.

    Thirdly, the federal and state taxes are a FIXED amount. They have not increased. In 8 years, the price of crude has doubled while the price of gas has close to quadroulpled.

    Exxon will once again beat their last year's record earnings, which smashed their last record of the most profit a private company has ever made... ever.

    -Drew

  • Finally, a voice of reason in the crowds of panic. Thank you Drew.

  • You are a moron.

  • i try... i try

  • まあまあまあ、ちょっと落ち着いてください、toyo4jpさん­。

    最近日本と韓国の間に昔考えられなかった結構な緩和が出来たでし­ょう、政治的にも文化的にも。未だに韓国人 が日本人を嫌っている人がきっと残っていると思いますが、何十年­前と比べれば随分減ったのではないか。

    ドイツも特にユダヤ人又は隣国の国々のある人達に未だにどれだけ­嫌われているかはご存知でしょうか。

    でもこれはしょうがないですよ、ドイツは彼らにひどい事をやった­から、日本もアジアの人達に同じ様なひどい 事をやったんですよね。

    じゃあ、「嫌うなら金儲けするな」って言っていますよね。いやい­や、これはちょっとあまい。ドイツ語のある 諺を直訳するとこういう様な意味になります:お金が絡んだら友情­が終わる。逆の意味にも使えます、つまり「 金儲けは手段を選ばない」。

    戦争が終わったから、傷口が残っているのを認めた上で、いつもま­でも昔の事を忘れられない人達を無視して、 将来の共存が平和と協力の管轄下に行われるのを望みましょうよ。

  • But why east brunswick?

  • Three grades of gas should be Congress 1, congress 2, and Congress 3.

    Put the blame where the real problem is.

  • Ending = raped.

    XD

  • duh.

  • Go McCain 08!

    No Osama MUslim Hussein

    Barack Obama = 1 1

    11/09 9 1 1 = 1 1 ...

    pX5z3gVUqpI

  • About it.....just who and why are we supporting these "Rag Heads" ??

  • they aren't 'rags' actually they are more like small sheets so to be politically correct they are 'sheet heads'

    USA needs to become more self sufficient and not rely on other countries for our energy uses.

  • So based on that, we're dealing with a bunch of 'sheet heads' which is strangely close to shi...well, you get what I mean...

  • Yah Krazzymf, More better wake up huh?

  • We better stock up on dry goods and ammo prepare for the worse....it's going to be a bad depression....

  • your right about that!!

  • no diggidy no doubt

  • hahahahahaha...I can't stop watching this is so damn funny. He selects Taliban LOL!

    This video is genius

  • LMAO, why isn't this on the front page of youtube?

  • Look, it's not your oil. If you don't like the price don't buy it. Alternatively you can be racist pigs, whichever suits you better. PS: U.S. has more oil reserves than anyone else in the world but is saving it for when it is more expensive so they pillage Arab oil now (see Iraq). Enjoy the recession losers. PB.

  • Canadas got enough oil and most of it is undiscovered. U.S is like peanuts compared to what they have.

  • Hey goob, The U.S. has plenty of off shore oil reserves but the left wing extremist tree hugging dumb heads won't let us drill for it. We have the technology that's less hazardous more ecologically friendly than ever before. But the idiot Democrats have our hands tied. Wake up America.

  • Guess what dip sh*t. Your dumb ass President W doesnt care about the gas prices either. He is an oil man in bed with the Saudi's.

  • Those of us close to the oil industry laugh at the suggestion that opening reserves to new drilling will bring down gas prices. Not only does the industry lack the capacity to drill in areas already leased but oil companies have no interest in lower prices. Why should they? Prices are set by the international market. The Saudis were right: there is no demand for increased production. Anybody see gas stations running out of gas? There's plenty, for a price.

  • Yeah, it will be fun thing when everybody starts running automobiles off re used grease and other materials and captain vasily d bag here is living in a fucken trailer home... Fuck the gas industry, their selfish assholes and saudi's can go eat some lamb and burn..

  • There's only one way to lower gas prices: Cut demand. That would take a lot of courage and innovation. The Oil companies will not sell gas at one penny cheaper than the consumer will pay, and you're paying. More drilling is just a trick to get to higher-profit oil nearby. The oil companies own you. The new president should start an initiative similar to Kennedy's trip to the Moon: Alternative energy and conservation.

  • CaptainVasily said "There's only one way to lower gas prices: Cut demand. That would take a lot of courage and innovation. The Oil companies will not sell gas at one penny cheaper than the consumer will pay, and you're paying."

    That pretty much says it all. As long as someone pays it they will sell it. Stop buying and watch the price fall.

  • Wrong, and it will never happen because the demand from China and India are the main problem. Increasing supply will lower prices even faster. It always has and it always will.

  • Then why not give them the right to drill? According to YOU they won't drill it...but the lefties can get all those high lease rates from them.

    Why? Because your argument holds no water. They will drill if it's economically viable to drill. They aren't going to drill where there isn't enough oil to bother.

  • That was spot on, pretty much says it all about the US and OPEC...

  • Hahahah...ohmyGod!!! I'm laughing so hard my stumack's almost splitting over here! Jeeeze! He got screewed by the OPEC and through them, the Taliban! Hahahaha...that's funny-but really dead serious too. The face on the guy when the raging nozzle is moving fast towards his ass... Just priceless...

  • that is funnyyyyyyyyyy

  • LMAO

  • Beyond funny.

  • I guess we'll pay 6.00 a gallon if we have to, then make fun of ourselves like this vid.

  • I just think this video is funny! Expecially the ending!lol

  • lololol

  • LOL!

  • I ain't riding no f'in bike to work or anywere else you god damn hippy!!

  • U.S.A. gets their oil from 3 places, Nigeria, veneuzla and the gulf of mexico. not the middle east

  • 1) Canada is the largest foreign source

    2) Get out a dictionary and look up 'fungible'

  • Well, getting 70% of our oil from other countries including OPEC is not a good thing. This video is a hoot. LOL

  • GR8 job! lmbo-but ANWR is available.

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ur gay

  • he he i flagged this vid for hate to an ethnic group that needs to b nuked

  • what the TALIBAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Gee thanks congress. While you're out having a picnic on super high gas taxes, the only domestic drilling you want to see in the taxpayers butt.

  • mexican terrorists are a pain in the ass

  • .

    ► mexican terrorists are a pain in the ass? not the threat to world peace that is Israel

  • He is not a Mexican, just some middle easterner-most likely a sub-Syrian (they like to call themselves palestinians) who is too embarrassed to claim his real identity.

  • cant wait till they nuke all the arab terror states

  • You are one brain dead imbecile, Gilgamesh.

  • Friend, I will pray for you that you wake from your deep slumber. You are indeed lost, and do not know the way the world truly works. I encourage you to watch a few of my favorite videos instead of hurling childish insults. They do not harm me in any way, but they do reflect poorly on you.

  • Great clip ! Drill now give the tree huggers the bird ( Spotted owl ) :0)

  • Republican President should be on that list. I would rather have the idiot that got the blowjob.

  • Vey creative video.

    Stay safe.

    BK

  • Drill domestically, give the envirowackos the finger!!!

  • OMG!!! Instant classic.  this is VERY well done. LOVED IT!!!!

  • Everyone must watch this IMMEDIATELY after you watch this video: The #1 video on Google Video: The Energy Non Crisis, by Lindsey Williams.

  • I laughed, despite the seriousness of it. This video is the total truth. It's now in my favorites list.

    Also, at the end it looks like the nozzle is about to sodomize him.

  • Yeah, good point. You're smart. You must have read a lot of really intelligent websites to figure that out.

  • Funny, but way off the mark. The US imports more oil from Mexico and Canada than from OPEC countries. Oil and other energy commodities are traded on open markets, just like stocks on the NYSE. Natural gas and coal, which the US has a lot of, have risen in price more of late than crude oil has. And we are burning corn ethanol in our tanks now. Checked the price of corn lately?

  • You just ruined the funnyness of this video for me.

  • Sorry. Go watch some Daily Show and Colbert Report clips. That always does it for me.

  • Unless you personally track cargos coming to NYHB, FL, the gulf and the west coast + the relatively worthless sour crude coming from canada, you cannot accurately say that we import more from Canada and mexico. Hands down, the US gets most of its crude oil imports from OPEC countries. oh, expect ethanol to be phased out over the next 10 years.

  • Oh, yeah! I like it.

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