Synthol man translated! [Original]

[Morain42]

how is 12 pounds heavy?

[superman1113215]

lol did he just say he's an experienced mma fighter? you cant really be a mma fighter having tits and shoulders like that. im sorry but that just doesnt work

[RawPow3r]

I can...fap to this!

[SallesMusik]

what he's actually saying is actually more ridiculous than what is written..sadly

[yyyy2999]

wow 16? thats very goooood

[lightrevealedtech]

funny as hell !!!

[SuperTestfreak]

who needs weights and protein shakes? lets just get synthol oil muscles and look like morons lol

[Pechus92]

What's that species called?

[fonse25]

he would make an awesome tit fuck.... nice bitch boobs

[MrLe4block]

easy with the dumbells you might pop a brest

[hyrman]

lmao this was quite funny, good jokes included :D

I would really like to see also the real translation for this. I guess it would actually be as funny. :D

[Cadbil]

I like how people take this seriously.lol this is funny as hell

[devastateurface]

Silva by manslaughter

[brb9595co]

you can tell he's using something! he's so unbalanced it's not even funny

[tilligetbig]

this guy was an idiot by using so much synthol, too bad he's dead and didn't get to realize it...

[diabolus99]

that´s so gay

[perfectdiversion]

the real translation was im a big wanker, im really a nice guy but im just a fuckwit, i like to party come at bro i love penis!

[f35hg7413]

Fake but very very funny translation!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[f35hg7413]

Totally fake translation.

[freedom71000]

its funny to see how many people believe that that translation was real haha

[Mutumustalainen]

troll push ups

[connor0morrin]

did he just do 15 inclined pushups and say thats bad ass ? im a skiny 15 year old and i can do more than that at that pace ?

[malumo4a]

Actually i feel bad for him :X

[prisoncop123]

Next level Pauly d

[meerolico]

lol fake translation, still funny tho

[ChillsidePro]

full natural chest my ass

[hondaciviccoupe10]

He's obviously mentally disturbed. He suffers from "body dysmorphic disorder". He has no idea that he is a laughing stock on the Internet. Millions of people are making fun of this fool.

[Defender0fAloha]

Pauly D Version -2.5

[TheKostexx]

not sure if he´s trolling or just idiot...

[Mr360windmill]

lol trying to convince people he is natural hahaha

[CameraManSW]

synthol is used by some professional bodybuilders to add just an inch or so not 15 inches of synthol looks stupid.

[CameraManSW]

Omg leave your top on it looks so much better. You have injected way too much oil into your traps looks so unnatural or you could inject a lot more into your shoulders to make it look more natural.

[gashialbert]

omg - he got bigger boobs than pamela anderson BUT he can't lift 5kilogramm!

[xxGameMastersxx1]

At the 00:01 he says he started with synthol,

at 02:12 he says it's all natural..

He's mindfu*ked and I feel sorry for that guy.

[boostang1]

his body looks horrible omg

[TheDive99]

16 girl push-ups. wow. what a bad ass.

[Couldbeboring]

Translation makes sense.

[ShelterForGamers]

wtf bro, i started watching ''MW3 Cool Kills'' and ended up here??

How?

[Scownage]

For all who are wondering, he injects Synthol into himself. It's an oil based substance that gives the 'appearance' of lifting, but actually makes you a lot weaker.

[hundegaga]

he needs his daddy...

[ekram6395]

Is this a joke?

[LillepilleProduction]

 he got bigger tits then my last girlfriend.

[bigloudogy26]

This chick is hot. Great tits!!

[phxpaul]

so difficult to watch someone that is so mentally ill

[phxpaul]

so difficult to watch someone that is so mentally ill

[DeezyManila]

"I've posted over thirty videos to try to convince you guys that I'm all natural." He probably left out the videos where he injects the synthol. haha

[Emiliebreau1]

Omg this guy is out of his mind... he thinks he's sum gift to women. He's body is disgusting. He's too skinny with square boxes on he's shoulders ultimate douche

[chillydogification]

Yeha what is he really saying am really curios as to the real translation, what could he possibly be on about

[mkdave23]

I can't help but wonder what he's actually saying. 

[SponzifyMee]

"I'm so irresistable to women, they away me so they won't get sucked in"

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHHHAHA­HAHAH

[killergeeudkn]

pause at 0:33 - 0:34 and look to the left of the TV= SYNTHOL

[epicboy69]

what a retarded disgusting motherfucker, he is a shame to the world of bodybuilding

[C0PA]

he needs a bra....

[ghidfg]

cant help but feel bad for the retard

[cynthiagp]

WTF! he had two balls around his neck! gross...

[Vinhaay]

LOL! He's so full of himself. "YEAH I'M BADASS" "LOOK HOW BADASS" "YEAH BADASS".

[chillydogification]

@Vinhaay you do know the up loader made the spoof translation right its not the actual translation

[Vinhaay]

@chillydogification I'm sorry. I'm still waiting for the part where I actually care.

[chillydogification]

@Vinhaay YOu left the comment , am just telling you , no need to be a douche bag about it

[Vinhaay]

@chillydogification Hey. Go fucking die.

[chillydogification]

@Vinhaay get the sand out your vagaina

[Vinhaay]

@chillydogification Burn in hell.

[wodiya]

hilarious.

[sedod66]

lol the translations are fucking awesome. whoever wrote that is a genius, it had me in bits.

[elevendythree]

@sedod66 lmao same here dood i like how people think these translation are for real XD

[aashhhhhmusic]

BREAKING NEWS: Investigators have discovered blood in his Synthol Stream! XD



[DAVLOUORS]

disgust you are crazy and orrible

[evilmuscle]

oh and while u say u r getten the women show us all that u can get the fine women. bring some fine women and show us how hot they r. i dare u rodrigo

[evilmuscle]

lol he uses his weight gainer 4 a drum wtf is that,thats the 1st time i ever heard any 1 say that. this guy thinks hes mr. universe in is head and them so called work outs or wat ever they r thats not a warm up of anything. i hope the dude dont end up dead out of b in lazy thinken hes a ladies man. he is getten a rise out of people tho or else know 1 would even leave comments

[lokiop345]

The translation is a piss take. He is a piss take claiming to be natural - sem bomba means without synthol. What a tit tho!

[smashcult82]

i know the subtitles are fake....but is this serously being passed off as a workout that he does? he is a douche bag...we all know this...but does he really think? ....that we think? that he looks that great dancing around with fake oil arms? jeez us this guy is fucking nutz.

[hectichorse]

Steroids...

[TheBufan666]

@hectichorse

Get real... This has nothing to do with AS.

[hectichorse]

@TheBufan666 Well its not natural what he has

[AAABeatbox]

@hectichorse No they're not steroids. There's a point to this guy and the fact is it's synthol. And synthol is soo much more noticeably different than steroids. Steroids actually get you muscle, whereas synthol is just a crap load of oil injected at the sites of injecting. Search it up and after you learn about it, you'll find this guy a hell of a lot more entertaining because there's just soo much more meaning to the laughter

[hectichorse]

@AAABeatbox I know when I said steroids I meant Synthol, I know what it is and its disgusting

[SudroSpori]

2:30 lold so much :D:D good subbing by someone

[egekirim]

Awww poor guy..I'm really sorry for you.. Other guys unsecure when u are club ha? Hahahah wtf!!! Mate,send me pm. I wanna meet with you and I want workout (I'm talking about realworkout) with you. And I'm gonna show you real,natural workout asshole!!

[supercowy]

Second song is Body language interpretation by booka shade.

[SNpArAdice]

His arms actually explode ive seen the video :D

[djgpister]

LMAO this is one of the funniest videos I ever seen love it! I am sure you translated pretty damn right.

[misternutzgarcia]

This guy is a fucking joke

[vedi1900]

omg he so weak ! lolo

[ricta9]

and this is why brazil continues to fail.

[Met2k]

"these are 12 lbs" ... LOL... grab the 50 lbs ones u idiot.

[sawyerbobby]

I'd rather stay like me,layer of fat over good muscle, than have ridiculous looking cysts

[allyourbase]

i used to take synthol like you, then i took an arrow in the knee.

[rminitials]

@allyourbase

That joke is even more pathetic than his bitch tits.

[woodsrandall34]

you are the "biggest" pussy I've EVER seen! I am 6ft and 150 lbs (Skinny but tough) and you are ANYTHING but tough. Do some REAL workouts and work your core more... I hate DJ's too! Hate Hate Hate Hate

[KILLtheMESSENGER101]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL if those are you work outs?? dude go hang yourself ! hahahahahahahahaha synthol abuse cunt. your house looks like shit too lol poor cunt living in the scums cant even afford steroids so he uses the cheapest product he knows synthol LOLLL ohh btw ill smash you 1-1 ;)

[domdicato]

wut eva happend to fukin wokrin out

[xNiiCCK]

OMG whoever put the subtitles is a fucking genius! this is perfect ahahahahahahahahaha

[aaronb2015]

ur pecs look like jordans tits lol........Synthol alert!

[MrRickyRobot]

You look like a fucken retard

[ilsQ]

look at your self mother fucker , u look lige a piece of shit!!!

[g40calkiller]

LMFAO his man boobs what a joke this guy is, get the FUCK out of here

[PernellDD]

Loser......

[SuperJanPaolo]

In all honesty, I'm only jealous of the Trapezius muscles, other than that I'm disgusted.

Let me rephrase that: I wish my Traps were that big but I think I should earn it with hard work and naturally. Also I hate this guy.

[shawncito805]

What a freakin joke! MONKEY

[WISHICAREDBUTIDONT]

Why does he give advice to "aspiring bodybuilders" when he doesnt even lift.

[PattyCakesahoy]

does he inject those cheap ass supplements into his arms too?

[RastafariThe4th]

"I'm not allowed to do this near schools". Rofl!

[TheJoshCorps]

i wanna meet the man that subed this and buy him a beer he is a ledgend!

[starr5642]

Nice bitch tits

[Lehmanbrother123456]

So thats how u got all these muslces by lying to viewers that how u got these muscles :)

[doriiisss24]

Mr. Popcorn body, poor guy

[doriiisss24]

He has a popcorn body :(((( and no brain!!! Poor guy, well thank you seeing you made me lmao!!!!

[pochoass]

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJJA QUE ESTUPIDO

[dustinhaugh]

what the fuck, he looks ridiculous

[gandm121208]

Is this douche really serious? Your "muscles" are fake and looks like shit! Lift some real weights first and we'll see what happens! Again, this guy is a douche!

[nycgemini7222]

honestly...I cannot think of a more stupider person on this earth...I think the synthol oil got to his brain...

[schuman5057]

que cuerpo mas raro !!!!

[TheMagicofRoberto]

I use synthol and pretend to have puffy muscles to get 13 year old boys to admire me and my so called self claimed workout methods

[bigmangarciad18]

Sick in the head!!

[DevonPatience]

dont even proper form when doing push ups ..........seriously

[razzamatazzy]

,,,,,,,,,,,,JUST LOL

[ALKQN360WORLDWIDE]

your a fucking idiot... go shot yourself

[alslfpds]

E TOMAR SYNTHOL!!!

[jashur2]

He needs a doctor

[NotoriousBIG1997]

"I'm not allowed to do this near schools." AHAHAHA

[Martinez1887]

get women?? you looj like an alien without your shirt, without your "muscles" you could really get a lot of chicks

[lostinlymbo4]

... his shoulders look like cancer...

[idkyou1]

Maybe one day i can be like this guy.... I can do 15 pushups as well, my shoulders are rather broad, and my bitch tits are almost as big as his! lol.

[DogInJar10]

I know the translation is fake; but, in the end, I got a good laugh out of this video so it's okay.

[waaromleefik2]

I'm 5'7 turned 16 few days ago, I do 42 pushups non stop, started bodybuilding 3 months back.. This guy use synthol infections as his body is not used to doing pushups, 15 pushups proves it all. Natural forever.

[mrbodybuilder4life]

@waaromleefik2 Steroids were meant to be in bodybuilding.

[MDvJful]

Very amusing.

Please make more.

[trmn8r18]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAH.....Let me catch my breath...AHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHA­HAHAHA...

[gmt2183]

The translation on this thing is a joke...I'm sure he's trolling....and yeah..you look like an idiot buddy....I'm sure a lot of people think so

[Wexster94]

The things he said are so ridiculous that i'm not sure if I can believe the translation.. How is it even possible for a person to be that pathetic? I could go on and on but anything else I say will only be a compliment to that sorry excuse for a human being..

[jackjackjack1337]

this guy so funny

[jackjackjack1337]

rofl this guy gna be the hiitler thing where people do comments over his talking he will be trolled for years

[tempac91]

lol

[jvfllr197]

your so funny ! your body is like a girl with big rbreast !

[TheJollyBo]

Really like u. Be my friend? My oilfriend?

[TheJollyBo]

I wish i could Punch Ur Face:)

[TheJollyBo]

Poor gayboy^^

[metallica929]

Can someone kill this asswipe?

[TheJEWSTAINE]

does any1 watchin this realise its a joke, some1 has put false subtitles over it, every1s talkin like its real

[PSPACIVE]

@TheJEWSTAINE

thats right man.... i realize that too

[MrRoystone1972]

na i dont belive its nateral whatso ever.this is B,S.

[succrefice]

synthol dont give you more power

[zualauz]

Дебиллоид

[MarinoKats]

hahahaa 

[Alexkoopman1983]

he does 16 fucking pushups!

im 6 ft 8 and skinny as hell, even i can do 50 ffs!

[Check8M]

LMFAO!

It took me two minutes to comprehend that the subtitles are a joke.

Funny…

[agenthelios1]

Clean your shitty place up . You are a faggot and it looks like you have breast implants!

Lazy ass using Synthol. Hit the iron and stop being a pussy!

[kola2486]

is he serious ?? when i was 13 i did the same weight as he's doing now...

[Rfacta]

Food is for pussies, dont need that shit to get jacked. no you just need a shit tattoo on your arm and a jank accent to be like this guy

[Rfacta]

wow, hes tiny. nice neck tits

[sh0werp0wer]

lol... took me like 8 minutes into the video before i realized the subs were fake

[TheYouwontgetit]

@sh0werp0wer ...really...??? ...wasn't it pretty much clear after 0:18...?

[sh0werp0wer]

Look at ur shoulders man, they even have scars, dont come here and say thats not synthol!

[sg72792]

funny. Your still a pussy

[theant8899]

are u fucking kidding me??16 woman push ups?woman weights??NATURAL??GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

[jenertXD]

jesus christ, why is she not wearing a bra!

[david777beckham]

HAHAHA..this is ubberly hilarious.. first of all, be it the translation is untrue or changed (as some of the commenters claimed), he's still faking it.. I mean in real life u don't develop that sie of a trap. and he carried wad? 30 pounds ?i really LOLed maybe ROLFed.. and look at this traps whenever the camera was close, it's freaking synthol. The cutting mark from the operation's there.. Lastly!! most importantly, look at his back when he turned, there are no back muscle.Original right? Moron!

[WranSlayer1]

Don't think it's the correct translation, but fukin funny none the less. Well done to who ever did the subs.

[bizzle187]

what a fucking clown and loser. i hope this fucking moron dies from something.

[ilovehonda20]

His chest looks retarded

[madmaxmod]

What A fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dynoman9398]

i thinks hes just joking about all of this shit hes doing, i dont think he means it really...

[2azfeWeb]

Synthol: Absolutely no modification to strength and for aesthetics only. Pathetic way to try and look different.

[mariwanaman]

is this a joke or,.....

[1488slav]

you don't even have to be portugeuse or brazilian to realize the subtitles are fake

[supatoker420]

lol at the girl push ups

[Smokeydabear415]

one of his arms are bigger than the other i dunno if its the tattoo or what, an i wonder what girls think of him or the looks they give him when he walks with his shirt off, furthermore this man makes the situation from jersey shore seem like an angel this man is a douchebag i hate you!

[MrGuitartramp]

PUTO!!!!BENDEHO!!!!!FAKE ASS MONKEY.I CAN DO 100 PUSH UPS AT A TIME.

[slothking66]

dude too farrrrrr

[InebriatedAssClown]

this is obviously the fake translation fucktards.

[runescapeplox123]

im 14 and i bet im stronger than this guy.

[datkidwhocantraed]

I feel bad for him because he doesn't know how to fake working out right. I mean common. Who the fuck is this stupid???

Then I remember that he has the cockiness to put this shit on the interwebs, trying to make himself look like a professional, so I laugh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nicolaisb2]

i actually think this is the original translation

[sniru17745]

dont know why but feel sorry for him.

[Masterzina]

Nice shoulders m8

[attemptthis]

This guy is a fucking legend, he turned his body into a joke and fucking trolls people every second he is alive. So much respect. Synthol only lasts 2-3 years max too.

[MrSchultzstaffel]

@attemptthis But isn't it absolutely amazing just how many troll-boys who are just like him here on YouTube think that this guy is an absolute "God" among men? lol The same little troll-boys who've never worked out a day in their lives yet go totally ga-ga when they see the prospects of "instant muscle" with just a few injections. The same troll-boys who now seem to dominate the sport and masturbate to all the "pro's" images and claim that everyone is "natural;" including this guy. Unbelieveable

[DumbKunt1]

Ohhh, no wonder he's a faggot. He supports Liverpool.

[DjRemixxDatt]

And that's how we get your tits? im not doing this exercise Thumbs up if agreed.