These are my thoughts | Khyan

[malonbu]

I would give a cat a propper burial now Khyan... :|

[jo201050]

Voice of snape!

[Shortcut888]

Which Song or piece of music was it that Tom Law was playing :P

[gatormali]

i love the way you run



[JadeParawhore]

BING!

[jamieleerocke]

that facebook display of affection happened on my day of birth. and the same time I was born too. weird.

[allythecowlover]

Loving the wellies khyan!

[s2vics2]

wow, i wish i could create things like this. i'm an aspiring film-maker who lacks imagination. :(

[Nunziohotpants]

your short person is hot, tell her hi for me

[JeMappelleHannah]

this never fails to make me laugh out loud, just like all of khyan's videos :)

[BeAtLe2DeBeAt]

You know, you look kinda like Simon, from the Inbetweeners!

[MrElithedeadman]

BING!

[germanbot7156]

my life is without porpoise :D

[pinksugarmice]

brilliant, I bit like Milton Jones. I found you because you filmed one of Charlie McDonald's films

[awesomesophieis]

@pinksugarmice MCDONNEL

[kaxdekh]

something tells me this is british....

[sladikk]

Actually, that was a whale, not a porpoise.

[doctorwholover1]

1:20

Spaghetti then starts to pour out of your pockets, and and burst into tears.

[electrq2]

Got milk???

yes!

:O

[LilDeuceDeuce]

How does this not have 100,000 views? Not only for the overall awesomeness of the video itself, but because every time Ciaran works on a project, they always seem to link to this video as an example of his work.

[rag762]

jack handey and demitri martan....subscription won ;)

[moophitozzy]

1:23 oh it's just kim xD

[TheSubliminalGenius]

Was that filmed at Coomb Abby per chance?

[DansguitarsNstuff]

RIP Mr Marmalade at least he went to a better place....the landfill site

[MrAlexIsWeird]

I learnt that one from Cats HAHA

[ohmyGAAHitsme]

"I've never caught a sea mammal. my life is without porpoise."

[EinkOLED]

I'd like to know what pro camera you used.

[squidlier]

"My life is without porpoise." Do you have something against me drinking my water in a safe manner, Khyan?

[PastThoseStars]

:D I have fallen in love with awesomeness ✯Sarrah

[jantony90]

Dead pets should go in the general waste bin; not the recyclable materials bin.

[JHillvids]

I'm sorry, I couldn't help but laugh at the "my life is without porpoise" with that adorable picture in such a depressing mood.

[KiyomiSasaki12]

Kristian Bongham kind of looks like Bing, wouldn't you say?

[1SpyCrab]

@KiyomiSasaki12 I was thinking the exact same thing... plus the names are almost the same (Chris Bingham /Kristian Bongham)

[Alan123123123]

I LOVE THIS KHYAN!!!!!

[motheroftrolls]

This reminds me of Demitri Martin.

[ellybelly57]

i am in love with you.

[ShesNobodysFool]

I would love to know who plays the guitar in the background!

[ken1467]

0:14 is that Bing as kristian bongham?

[RobK496]

Loving the little Bing reference in there.

[MrDanman84]

This Guy Sounds and Acts Like Snape

[CoolSitter]

Lololol play 1:11 over and over!

[Toxiclevideos]

Tom sent me

[mefNaC]

love it, i don't regret having voted you on nextup :)

[leahlovesroses]

Charlie sent me:)

[JeMappelleHannah]

i pissed myself at the porpoise joke :'D

[TurtlezHD]

favourited...just favourited ;D

[BulletBrain666]

@0:34 XD

[BulletBrain666]

@0.34 XD

[LilDeuceDeuce]

This is hilarious. I love all your videos. For some reason I want to say you remind me of a skinny, bearded Dawn French with a penis. But then I realized that doesn't make any fucking sense on many different levels. But I decided to type it in anyway because I have a short attention sp---hey wanna ride bikes?

[nishney36]

was that a recycle can. hmmmmm

[SplendidDevilNG]

Wow, what a deep... yeah.

[JoeyWonton]

Tomska is now apples.

[elitper994]

.... I see what you did there?

[BelleCatBeast]

...I just read the tags. I see the Demetri-ness was intentional. Alright then :)

[BelleCatBeast]

This reminds me of Demetri Martin, whom I love (in a purely comedian-to-audience way) and my autocorrect hates (it wants me to type "Demetrius").

You are hilarious, sir. :)

[MrFishieHat]

I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING. c:

[jearlification]

i watch this every day before i get out of bed,it makes my day...

[chazmazzer]

I almost peed with laughter.

[Anamainiaxx]

this is fuckin genius i love it :P

[alucidminute]

You sounded strangely like salad fingers here. Although less... green.

[MyMindChild]

you should be careful with swans. THEY BITE.

[missrosepip]

Was this inspired by Jack Handey? I friggin love Jack Handey.

[Khyan1]

@missrosepip You're the first person to notice!

[FunnyChicx12]

Alan Rickman?

[MackandAlex]

This is one of your best videos

[Rossyd73]

Heard all the jokes before and you are just not funny!

[Judirox]

@Rossyd73 Maybe you watched this twice?

[SC2ish]

LOL!

[quilibee]

Like it alot xxx

[zHazzah]

Um. Lol.

[gr8zuk]

nice wrk keep it up..

[msutubeloveruk]

your featured hope you get lots of subs you deserve way more views, your videos are always great

[Ms4369]

Haha...Mayn! I lurrrrrv this guy ..

[IXCoSMiC]

Watched this yesterday, come on here today and it's on the front page!

[Superjuniorbox15]

Thisis pure class keep it up

[M1O71]

This was awesome sauce, subscribed. =D

[escthepresent]

I hope the vlogbrothers will see this video and promote you on their channel!

[haydenelrics]

Found you via someone advertising Youtube Beer. Cool beans

[rollerboy45]

Brilliant how you told a story about your own thoughts but as well looked at the funny side of things to mix it up :)

[Zeldanorden]

Such an amazing video. I don't know how many times I've watched this. It's like my life in form of a youtube video. Should I be worried?

[genhp]

This is fantastic. And hilarious! I am thrilled I have rediscovered your videos :)

[Khyan1]

@genhp it saddens me that you ever left, but I'm glad to have won you back.

[genhp]

@Khyan1 a definite lapse in judgement I assure you...because I am thoroughly enjoying being the creep that I am by going back through your video archive :)

[TheBellabeth]

oh my god.... awesome a-w-e-s-o-m-e AWESOME

S-U-B-S-C-R-I-B-E-D

[Orphioux]

This video is pure awesome.

[catchmcsorley96]

i am the king of everything.

[Mattyb88ful]

I like you, Kyhan. Great video.

[escthepresent]

more people need to see this!!!

[IAmUnderwater]

This is one of the best video I've seed on youtube.

[BelieveSteed]

Your videos always make me laugh out loud.

To myself.

Like a lunatic.

Thank you for this.

[laurayouproductions]

sometimes im sitting in my dorm and i think to myself. im going to go watch this video again. and i do. at least 20 of those views are me watching this and then posting it on my friends facebook and then rewatching it to imagine how funny they'll find it.

seriously it always makes me laugh LOUDLY so super duper kudos. im going to go rewatch this. again.

[pkConda]

I've watched this 4 times over the past two weeks :)

[BSonCAM]

Just seen tyrannosauruslex's latest video, you should deffinatly wear more bra's on the internet, its a good look for you. Just saying.

[TheBlahBlahMen]

Oh you and your face ;)

[lambarini]

hey there! sam pepper sent me here. this was amazing! great work my friend

[gingermofo]

Hey man, I'm good=) I don't have anything to record videos at the moment so I'm without porpoise. I'm still singing and writing though. How bout you? How's life as a graduate treating you? I regularly piss myself watching your videos. You owe me some new chair cushions.

[Khyan1]

@gingermofo it's all pretty good. The first year of post-graduacy was sucky, but now it's all awesome. How about I buy you a year's supply of adult nappies and we call it even?

[gingermofo]

@Khyan1 Done and done. I want to come to one of the youtube gatherings, the summer in the city one looked funsies. I love hugging strangers.

[gingermofo]

@Khyan1 Done and done. I want to come to one of the youtube gatherings, the summer in the city one looked funsies. I love hugging strangers.

[gingermofo]

I bloody love this.

[Khyan1]

@gingermofo it seems like ages since I last read your username. Thanks for sticking around, how the hell are ya?

[gingermofo]

@Khyan1 think I put my reply in the wrong place. Oh dear. Well it's down there anyway. There. Below this stuff.

[insideyouchewb]

i thought i was watching peepshow untill the random bollox. random shit dont make up for witty wrighting. i can see why your videos are still on youtube its unoriginal tittywank. i bet all these positive comments are from your ass licking friends who are too afraid to tell you the truth. you should thank me for opening your eyes to reality. not everything you do is great work. people have had enough of your pointless thoughts.... oh, and stop recycling jokes, they wasnt funny the first time

[bireetly]

You kind of look like simon from the inbetweeners!

[kittendealer]

your a witty willy washer

[doulikeamericanmusic]

khyan has toe thumb :/

[mandydax]

If your pet is a fish, do use a plastic bag.

This comment is dedicated to Finnian McGill.

[JvLaughsHere]

you're alan rickman

[mrtinoforever]

*cuddles*

[IAmUnderwater]

I fail to see the value in that particular situation...

[pamelahl1]

Khyan! LOL ! Loved the bit about giving short people a hand! I am 6 ft tall and I say that very thing sometimes when I tease my friends! Too funny! This video looks so good~your editing is great and the music choice was nice. You are getting better & better! It looks as if winning the "Next Up" competition really helped you along. YAY! Keep it up, we all love your videos! Have a great day! ~pamela

[romythayers]

Surprisingly depressing. I like it though, slippers outside is definitely a display of dominance.

[JuliLinki]

Could anybody help me, please? English is not my native language so I can't distinguish words in the joke about short people.

[xSobhan]

ALL DOSE HAMBOIGAHS

[nerdgirlsforthewin]

everyone loves short people. fact.

[SurelynotTHErose]

I love you just a little bit.

[Tardis910]

The short joke was the best! And as someone who is 4'11" I'm qualified to comment on such things.

[pamelahl1]

@Tardis910 I loved that too!  I am a 6 ft tall lady and I tease my friends by saying that very same thing when I reach something for them! LOL ~pamela

[MsRetrofunk]

looooooooooooved this

[piramaniak]

King of fucking everything indeed :L

[darkMishkin2]

You're the king of everything man.

[Pegasolta1992]

lovely thoughts haha :D

[allanstewartseo]

Best yet Khyan - keep em comming.

[tacopaco123]

your sense of humour reminds of Demetri Martin

[TheRiddlemethis]

lmao i love the slippler one. great job <3

[BenGraceAffie]

Your videos serve as a humble reminder that people from Barton Peveril have flourished into adulthood.... Entertaining, but bittersweet as I've still not been invited to guest-star in an episode.... :(

[redheadedmouse]

I laughed. I cried. I pondered deep thoughts.

[flemish4]

Thumbs up if you watched this more than once :))

[rockandrolleyes]

I subbed a few days ago so this is the first time you've popped into my sub box and OH SO GOOD :) You've been worth the wait x

[dizziefree]

Haha your very funny! And cute!

[izinomics]

I really wanted you to tip forward and plop into the lake at the end of this. not sure why. <3

[calaphasto]

Effing hilarious. I lava the deadpan humor!

[hewlettsdaughter]

Oh Khyan. Marry Me.

[Recon0003]

like poetry my friend, like poetry.

[sumadre101]

oh my gawd. this was beautiful.

[SimonePumbaKazoo]

This is acc the best thing ive seen in my life. forever

[jessieHORRIFIC]

Aw man, this is so good Khyan.

[caramelsangel]

i dunno... can you recycle a dead pet? doesn't really come under paper or plastic.

[OhSoJazzy51]

Ooft, picking aa fight with a swan. Thaat's so badass. >:3

[CheekTV]

This was such a great video. Cannot wait to see how you develop over the next couple of months. Have fun at creator camp, larve you x

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

I think I can safely say this is my favorite channel on youtube.

[obvioushat]

You deserve so many more views than you're getting!

[Pyro1234]

Khyan, this video is fucking perfect. One of the best I've ever seen.

[ThisIsDansChannel]

Such a great video! Well done.

[shessomickey]

"I learned that one from cats" made me laugh and laugh. I really enjoyed this video!

[571jans]

English weather looks miserable during this time of year. One time I harassed a swan at the zoo and it bit me. I should go to the zoo more often.

[torysam544]

w.i.d.e

[themaypole]

fantfuckingtastic

[escthepresent]

dude that was amazing I liked the contrast between the narration and the tranquille music;) good job

[iamwalkingthec0w]

great vid as always, reminds me of chris morris/Jam

[SeaTurtleTheIV]

I have the exact same owl-thingy as 0:30. His name is Isaac.

[DialgaRock]

3 people couldn't find Bing.

[EmealPronouncedEmil]

I laughed so much when he said 'my life is without porpoise.' Oh man, That was SO funny.

[lemonsaresocoollike]

You, my good sir, are a genius.

[MrJuppys]

my favourite kyhan video so far :')

[MrKnifeySpoony]

I've just paused this video to tell you that this is fucking amazing... Thank you for making this, it makes me feel so much better about many things.

Alright... Back to the video.

[Lea150791]

hmmm the cat in our early school english books was named marmalade :D

[Japgunner]

Thank you. It's like, when some asks you what is 1 plus 2 is? You will reply with bookshelf

[songfrog89]

Haha!

[erinauski]

You are my favourite person. God, I want to send you a trophy or something for this video.

[markwhalanaus]

Wow your thoughts are made from stringing well known jokes together, I was waiting for a horse in a pub, or a chicken crossing a road. Still, your delivery was very engaging and original, and yes we are all cluttered with minutatie of everyday trivia.

[FightForTheInnocent]

love you videos Khyan! you should try make some more, i'm always scrolling through my subs hoping you've posted one!

[tommytankvideo]

As always. Great Video, can't wait for the next one

[DEVIANTMONSTER23]

Awesome

[MackNZtv]

Such intense thoughts. I'm sorry about Mr. Marmalade.

[imajendat]

Gee, khyan, you look fitter. Have you been working out?

nice thoughts, though...

[searchingforpebbles]

cat face!

[anticliche321]

If you will excuse me I am going to go rethink my life now. 

[veronicachic]

wow, i absolutely love these videos khyan. very creative and funny.

[gomagash]

I laughed so much at the lame porpoise joke, urgh.. I'm so pathetic.

[GenericTechGuy]

KING of EVERYTHING!!! Loved that!!

[textbookbrooke]

i felt a demetri martin esque-ness and I wasn't going to say anything but then i see you say these jokes were a bit inspired by him. I'm quite proud of my observation to say the least...

[SpellboundSama]

LoL

[creamylollipop79]

All I can say "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA" and "AWESOME". :D

....another brilliant vid K, and you must be channelling the Cat bin La