August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished

[SmileyRyleigh8]

Your phone makes me giggle.

[theoffkeydiva]

at 1:26 I actually had to pause the video and laugh for 2 minutes. Upon seeing me rolling on the floor laughing, my mom asked me why I was doing such a thing. I showed her the clip. Then she joined me.

[wwwillady]

Man, 5000 people was like the toptoptop maximum of their challenges back then. How the times have changed!

[SmileyxKyley]

yesss! omg finally an illinois politician that cares!

[RandomnessSHQ]

John! JOHN! WAX A CAT! Wait... I think that might be animal cruelty... But it'd be darn funny!

[steampunkfangirl]

@RandomnessSHQ no it wouldn't. that's sick. when is it ever funny to see an animal confused and in pain? especially one that has done you no harm :S

[RandomnessSHQ]

@steampunkfangirl Relax! I was joking! Jeez.

[AlyReality]

that phone...

[awsomelizzy13]

Hey, I live in Indianapolis and I have tree cats and you are welcome to lick them

[awsomelizzy13]

@awsomelizzy13 Three cats, not tree cats, sorry

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

@awsomelizzy13 I'd like to know what a tree cat is though... is it like a normal cat, but it only lives in trees? does it have special adaptations which enable it to live in trees all the time? or is it a cat made of trees?

the possibilities are endless....

[awsomelizzy13]

@SomeoneBeginingWithI The possibilities are quite endless but I quite like the idea of a cat that has special adaptions so they can live in trees considering that one of my cats used to get stuck in trees all the time

[masonman1222]

watching them all

[xgothxbarbiex]

how he regrets The words: waxing your legs doesn't hurt lol.

[MoonintheClouds]

"50 People? I will wax a limb of your choosing AND I will lick a cat! Hank, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'That's not very hard.' Well it's hard if you live in Indianapolis and don't know anyone who owns a cat."

[TheHyperTheory]

13 people have 1,127 ex-girlfriends and they will be PUNISHED!!!!!!!!!!

[BecauseJustBecause]

YOU KNOW THE EDITOR WHO EDITED HARRY POTTER? O_O

<3

[AlwaysPotter]

does that if we know you...we kinda know jo?

[fibonacci227]

FALSE. Waxing any part of the body hurts like HELL. We just do it to look pretty for guys/society (ever heard the saying "beauty is pain"?)

[Fundippsoyeah]

If only you knew one day you''d fill this exact hotel with your own conference... probably wouldn't change things

[SasukeisAwesome]

Dear John,

Though I know this is well in the past, I feel I should notify you of something before you do anything rash. I am a girl. Girls do very illogical things sometimes because we feel the ends justify the means. However, that does not mean that some of the things we do (namely, waxing any area of the body) don't HURT. A LOT. Please do not assume that just because girls do it, it means it can't be that bad.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Nerdfighter

[ekotar1]

@SasukeisAwesome Dear Concerned Nerdfighter:

Though your comment is well in the past, I feel I should notify you something before you do anything rash. I am a boy. Girls do very illogical things that don't make me like them more. However, the solution is for you to stop doing those things (ie body waxing) because it only affords you pain. I can promise, as one of the few living 'good guys', that anyone or anything you might miss out on as a result of this isn't worth your time.

A Boy Nerdfighter

[irican93]

@ekotar1 you rock.

[ekotar1]

@irican93 thanks. I try to DFTBA. You rock too.

[smcgaff222]

i wonder if this is where the 15 hours in target punishment came from???

[guaraninequarantine]

@smcgaff222 I feel like a lot of punishments are in here...

[beblondbird]

If you only knew then that you would actually be leg waxing in the future, you would eat your words. (But we love you so much!)

[beblondbird]

If you only knew then that you would actually be leg waxing in the future, you would eat your words.

[Alchemydude667]

Not to be a jerk, John, but I have a nerdfighter tattoo (A passage fro a certain novel about a girl named after a state) and I didn't need an exorbitant amount of people to make me get it. =P

Just kidding, keep doing what your doing. =)

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

NERD GIRLS WITH HAIRY LEGS REPRESENT!

[contentwatcher101]

@GONEmypurpleflapjack and armpits too!!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@contentwatcher101 Not me.

[turboman10000]

Why is it that Hank always gets the embarrassing punishments and John always gets the painful/eating ones?

[Nerdfighterian]

How ironic. There's a Harry Potter ad next to this video.

[Rayne0804]

its so weird to hear john talk about my state. don't know why. just...weird.

[AllieYourAlly]

"It doesn't hurt that much, or they would stop doing it."

Oh, John. Poor, naive John. 

[theonlydoberman211]

@AllieYourAlly try waxing your chin then you can talk. but it might cause permanent damage so yeah. you're choice.

[Ninjaslikelamas]

1:32 Johny boy, girls wore corsets for centries, some still do. Some all so wear heals six inches and hire. Others still wear any number of odd adornments that are not at all comfortable. Pain is not a relevent facotor in fasion. In fact I have a deep suspision it is a motive.

[the3rdshoe]

@Ninjaslikelamas *higher. Sorry to be a dick but incorrect grammar bothers me

[Rayne0804]

@Ninjaslikelamas john's an author. i bet he can spell pretty well.

[Ravenclaw797]

wait i want to see him eat the grossest food in the grocery store.

[jazziestge0ff]

why is he always referred to as brotherhood 2.0 resident mathematician daniel biss? lol

[Flemalemalee]

You are one of the only Americans I have ever heard pronounce Rowling as, y'know, Rowling. Rather than rahwwling. Yay!

[AfroandBlondy]

If he did this now that tatoo would now be real >.<

[HarryPotterTrio91]

It would be awesome if he got the Nerdfighter tattoo.

[AttackoftheLuls]

1500 calories of marmite.

o.o

[VetGurl101]

I wish he would try this again, now with the increased nerdfighter community , John would have a tat :P

[applebritta]

Haha I like how spending 16 hours in a Wal Mart is worse than waxing two limbs while drinking a blenderized Happy Meal.

[zoemonkim]

what was it?

[SamiGirl27]

Lisa Yee, oh my goodness! Her and her bunny are epic!

[TheAngryBritishGuy]

I bet he wishes he never said the happy meal one :)

[LetaAnne44]

I've lived in Mississippi all my life. Yay stupid, fat people!

[SlightlyBookishBlog]

Haha, if he did something like this now, he would get wayyyy more than 200 people LOL

[VeggetableMonster]

I need to meet this "Daniel"

[amyxyz]

throughly blenderised meal from mcdonalds-- i laughed so much!!! :D

[graybutcolorful]

Yeah illinois education sucks pretty badly. If I could've voted for him, I would've.

[oneorangespider]

3:28 Oh John, you know not what you do.

[seagullbitch]

"Thank God for Mississippi!"

I am from Mississippi. I wasn't even offended, it's too true.

[LadyWeaxzezz]

John, you would look good with sideburns.

[TheWarnerSister]

"I will wax a limb of your choosing AND I will lick a cat. Hank, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, that's not very hard. Well, it's hard if you live in Indianapolis and don't know ANYONE WHO OWNS A CAT."

I laughed so hard...

[williusethis]

you totally know jk rowling.

[masterohumans]

I think our goal as nerdfighters should be to force John to get a nerdfighter tatoo. We should try to encourage the use of this type of punishment system again but if that doesn't work we could always knock him out, tie him to a chair and then give him one. I'm sure at least one nerdfighter out there is a tatoo artist.

[AlwaysHappy2CU]

@masterohumans- though that does sound pretty violent. I think a nerdfighter's tattoo would be completely jokes!

[bufar]

Now we know where "Spend All Day In A Target" comes from.

[AllieYourAlly]

I think if we did this type of punishment system AGAIN, we could totally get John to get a Nerdfighter tatoo

[DassMorris]

"Waxing your legs doesn't hurt."

Funniest thing I've heard all day.

[sacredfem]

I'm so sad there weren't 5000 contributions... I wish you could've gotten a nerdfighter tatoo...

[ferngirltlc]

Those seem like some scary punishments!

[notamuggle11]

@Shamrockx789 AVPM reference? xD

[bobthepig42]

HEY! in the beginning  thats the same room vidcon was in!

[SilverWolf202202]

Elaynes i know what u mean....he doesnt look bad and hes smart. mmm to bad its so hard to find people like him.

[Jessmo198]

you were BLINKING in this

[mEllenTheFruit]

I literally laughed out loud when you said "if it hurt that much they would stop doing it".

Oh John... you sweet, innocent thing. So naive. So very naive.

[originalnerdgirl]

Ah, and now we see from whence the Target punishment came!

[AlleyWater]

Man I wish this punishment was now. I know for a fact that we could get five thousand Nerdfighters to donate. I think John needs a Nerdfighter tattoo.

[sineadsmithh]

@AlleyWater I'd donate, that'd be awesome :)

[Mjosianne]

@AlleyWater I was so thinking the same thing!

[Holtza]

"Waxing your legs doesn't hurt!" God, your actual reaction to waxing your leg makes this so damn funny.

[mehitora]

ok, i'm VERY late on watching and beginning to follow this....channel...but I got to say i was really loving the vids....but one thing threw me about this one...i'm from mississippi...oh well still loving the vids so i guess i'm not too upset over it...actually i'm not upset at all...mississippi does actually suck...ok i'm done now....bbye

[muggle394]

Ohmigoodness! I just clicked on this video randomly and realized this is the beginning of all the "blenderized Happy Meal" jokes! That is so cool!

[pythonfan001]

hahah ohh it hurts

it hurts baaddd

but you know, beauty is pain

[1q1q1q1qjigsaw]

aw man if only 5000 people had donated lol

[CrosslerChoirNerd]

waxing in general hurts...in general...

[ElleAri94]

yeah the only people who don't say thank god for mississippi when talking about education or teen pregnancy rate are mississipians. We can't say thank god for anyone. darn it.

[0justBETHANY]

HAHA! waxing doesn't hurt THAT much HAHAHAHAA! oh my. i didn't realize how much i missed these videos.

[blowtorchacurlyfry1]

the argument that women would stop doing things if it hurt is a silly one john. Women wore corsets for a freaking long time, and ever heard of high heels? Those things are right in front of car alarms on my list of the silliest inventions in the history of mankind.

[idrils]

Yes, and girls brazilian wax some other parts and they keep doing it so it must not hurt that bad ....

.... The chin sounds pretty nice compared to it

[CanisLupus1987]

Trust me I tried my legs once and it's unbearable. It's like someone's cutting you right through.... I don't know how must women do it.

[idrils]

-I'm a woman. I do wax my legs. It gets slightly better after a while. Probably cause of the nerve ends commit suicide after a few times-

Imagine the women who do wax it completely between the legs.

Then compare to chin.

Then laugh :D

[peoplecallmeagoth]

I remember the video you ended waxing your leg.

You didn't enjoy it.

xD

[890Logo]

TATTOO! TATTOO!

[MonisticWonder]

Anyone know if Biss actually got elected? Because that would be awesome.

[scargirl133]

wesome! Augest 6th is my birthday! In witch you posted ths on my birthday

[SiennaElderly]

Oh, John. How naiive you were back then.

[ActingGirl924]

Now florida is 50th in education funding!

How..horrid. XD

[cattieloves]

Haha, was anyone else cracking up when he said "if it hurt that bad, they would stop doing it"?

:P

[shaunesstyler]

yea, I definetly was

[SmilinSweetpea]

@cattieloves yes.

[foolersqueen]

@cattieloves And yet, for some reason, we don't stop doing it. But it really does hurt. Quite badly.

[valerie2776]

We need to re-institute this hierarchy of punishments!

Mostly because I want to see John roam around a Walmart for 15 hours! YES.

[valerie2776]

And by 15, I mean 16.

[kaitiewithak]

A couple friends of mine spent 24 hours in a walmart last summer. FOR FUN. I guess when you have a friend it wouldn't be that bad. Just hang out in the lawn and garden section, they have deck funiture. Either way, the walmart punishment doesn't seem that bad to me because of this...

[punkslilncs]

Good job yetti on the veto... calling ex's that you are no longer friends with always ends badly and painfully or awkward.

[ElphabaPWNs]

Make this offer again. I bet we could get 5,000 people.

[CoolJohnDog]

Does anybody know how many people donated? (what his punishment was)

[chitownsoxfan24]

179 people donated, it wasn't technically enough, but Hank called it: John had to eat a blenderized Happy Meal, lick a cat, and wax both of his legs. There are two seperate videos that show both. (August 14th and 16th) Hope that helps you out.

[knevelchen]

who are those whimpy girls who complain about waxing legs? The female half of human kind (at least in the western) world pluck eyebrows, wax legs and do insane stuff like using an epilator.

as you said, if it hurt that bad, nobody would do it.

[senorsqueakydesk]

This is probably the fairest B2.0 punishment ever since there are so many options. I guess there had to be a lot of options since the yeti veto'd the original idea, but it's still a huge variety.

[10MrsDavidTennant10]

For some reason, listening to John talk about leg-waxing is somewhat of a hilairious thing. ^_^

[vampgirl95]

lol, I know.

[Painfoot]

The bit with the gigantic video screen--I would so do that if I was on a gigantic video screen!

[kira902k]

hahahah i wish 5000 people donated. that nerdfighter tatoo would be so jokes.

[Amiryfey]

Haha I think if You'd spent 16 hours in a Walmart they'd eventually call the police

[01alexx]

omg i have the same phone! O.o

[bakerybabe29]

I wish there would have been 5000...

[TheWeirdoClub]

OOOOMMMGGGG SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS JOOOO!!!!!

*faints*

0_0

[DittoFreak]

Comment 152:

How many people would it take for you to wax somewhere else?

[drpepperncheese]

49th?!?!

i feel terribly hopeless all of a sudden.

[BarryAldridge]

LOL at the ending John.

[BarryAldridge]

Oh dear on the veto from the Yeti but it was for a very good reason. I love Daniel Bliss. Waxing Legs are painful to be honest. The number of donors is good. Eating and Pain punishments are funny to watch which I agree with John.

[AlbinoChocolateMufin]

*laughs at how wrong you figured out you were about waxing your leg*

[dude33369]

why in the info does it say jo rowling?

[tooberwoober]

that's her name.

[MistyMikoK]

um i dont think that leg waxing logic is too sound. good job for almost knowing jo

[whitefluffyhat]

At one point I thought you said you were going to lick a cat and then wax one of its limbs... :O

[BogapeJane]

0.o

This is a potential running joke, you know. And our friend who doesn't like her parents and our very tall friend with both probably think we are the strangest people on the planet.

And then we'll convert them to nerdfighter-ity.

[smbaker06]

Random, but that's definitely the same phone as my old one. I just got a new one today!

[wow1just1wow]

"But it doesn't hurt that much or else they would stop doing it."

That's freaking hilarious.

[PaperbackWriter9]

I know right, i was likie "GAH! you are SUCH a DUDE!" lol!

[ElaynesFavorites]

God, he looks hot on that big screen.

I'm really in love with John Green.

[deaddiscoxo]

...ahhhh, take a number.

*sigh*

[KatTaime]

man, you've never waxed your legs if you think it doesn't hurt...the only thing that hurts more than waxing them is epilating them because it takes significantly longer and tends to pull out significantly less from each area each time...

[silverwing2332]

"doesn't hurt that much" famous last words

[kakashiwithoutmask]

lmao at walmart...that would be torture

[got2bcurly07]

i'm from illinois ... everytime he mentions the state of our education system, it makes me just nod and realize that this is why i am in oregon for college ... XD

[lillyevans22]

i have the same phone!!!!!!!!! awesome!

[CoffeeShopPunk]

I wish he got the nerdfighter tattoo.

[OrsoIclaim]

I know, that would've been awesome!

[swatkins246]

i feel like the yetti would have been against it though

[CoffeeShopPunk]

Yea, i don't think the Yeti or Hank would really approve of him being forced to get a Nerdfighter tattoo

[frogdude5]

what did he do in the end?

[CoffeeShopPunk]

He ends up eating a blenderized happy-meal, lickign a cat and waxing one leg.

Or was it two leg, I forget.

[SeverusSnapelvr14]

Just one leg

[blacksavengers8]

omg! i had to do it! i just tried to eat 6 salteen crackers in i min and i only got 4! dang those things are hard to eat fast!!!

[NightyNomad]

nooo, it doesnt hurt, not at all... o.O

[regularguy5mb]

Actually, depending on what you qualify as a "limb", that phrase could be really dirty...and EXTREMELY painful!

[Mickz963]

lmfao !<3

[snotpokkit]

you are so sick and yet so jokes

I can't believe you thought up this stuff..haha.

I know I'm behind, but I can't wait to see what happens.

[blueskittle22]

walmart aint too bad but i dont like there electronics...sorry for my spelling...

[gamergert]

I spent 18 hours in our walmart... by choice.

'Twas awesome. Walmart is the awesomest place on earth.

[pandasrmylife]

BOO WALMART!!!

[gamergert]

NOT BOO WALMART! go walmart! Did I mention I was waiting for the wii?!? =D

[dave408AKAFmaFan]

do you know what walmart does they are the devil

[hopeforrain]

Damn straight. Walmart is vile.

[sydney327]

ha ha, you had to lick a cat and wax the limbs of his choosing, and eat a thourouly blenderized happy meal.

[pandasrmylife]

I really wanted a Tatoo...

[kushya]

the punishment is sooo jokes!!

[TheNerdfighter]

hehehe.....blenderized Happy Meal....well, just make sure it isnt chocolate milk you put in it x-x

[mikltabey]

Accordian to your title both you AND JK Rowling will be punished. Explain how.

[katlady5000]

Limb of your choice huh I was a hairdresser. They wax underarms, legs, eyebrows, bikini line, Brazil wax (I won't go into detail but ouch!), and the wax chest hair. Come on nerd fighters we only need enough of limb of your choice.

[batkitty357]

omg could you like picture so random guy coming to your door and asking to lick you cat? omg lmao!!!! he better have green hair when he doing that

[quitebitterpi]

getting a nerdfighter tattoo is a PUNISHMENT? shame on you...

[ArtemisRiddle]

Oops, sorry for the double post.

I was behind on my videos, and didn't realize the punishment is already decided.

Whoops... :(

[ArtemisRiddle]

You're not going to wax yourself on camera, are you? (lol)

He needs 291 more people so we can have the walmart (my personal favorite)

GO DONATE!!!!!

(by the way, Jo is a nerdfighter)

[Kupo923]

J.K. Rowling is secretly a nerdfighter.

It must be true.

[gidgetblogs]

oops.. Hank** and John. Was that a freudian slip? roflmsaoooooo

[gidgetblogs]

I will donate $5,000. if Hand and John do not videolog at all for 1 year!!!

[pandasrmylife]

Yay Daniel!!!

[Reaperscurse]

Yay! Happy Meal!

[soyinfinita]

i just became the 200th contributor to your campaign john!!! :p

[bibleandbandana]

and we know what that means... HAPPY MEAL!!!

[flyingace1203]

Oh Yeah August 6th my Birthday!

[blacksavengers8]

if jo became a nerdfighter, that would be the coolest thing EVER!!!!!!!

[ktburu]

the "on this page " number

but how do we count the contributors to decrease wold suck that can't go through act blue?

alright nerdfighters we need 16 more folks for the cat 2 limbs and happy meal. lets get going people.

[PigsFly5]

wait a minute..

Raised on this page: 184: $3,023

Raised across ActBlue: 427: $31,437

which one are suppose to be looking at?

[LiberalSpirit]

Decrease world suck. OMG, I have a new mission in life...