FIRST LOOK: Unlikely Lines from a TV Detective Show - Mock The Week - BBC Two

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

Phone Lestrade. Tell him there's an escaped rabbit!

Oh no, wait, hang on...

[prettylittleroslyn]

@slightlyinsaneFTW You are Amazing :)

[FourSabres]

Dr.Watson: "Any ideas, Sherlock?"

Sherlock: "Not a f**king clue, John. NOT A F**KING CLUE".

[tbass94]

i love frankie boyle but i can swear loads of his jokes are about HIV/AIDS

[TheKr1sC0Kr1ng13]

I dont like Frankie Boyle too much, he hogs the mic too much.

[3darkn1t]

@TheKr1sC0Kr1ng13 he's an excellent stand-up comedian, coming up with the most absurd jokes in less time than Russell Howard can dance his way to the mic and back,

[TheKr1sC0Kr1ng13]

@3darkn1t Spose, but I dont really find his jokes funny :P

[Ephdethulias]

@TheKr1sC0Kr1ng13 Well he has a lot of material, and if you watch the outtakes, they actually edited a lot of the jokes of other comedians if they're not that funny, because the Scenes We'd Like To See session is quite long.

[TheKr1sC0Kr1ng13]

@Ephdethulias Been watching a lot of videos and Im starting to warm to him more

[RealRoulette]

i love all this stuff

[haz464]

Gina is a terrible human

[LoveSeungYeon]

women should be banned from mock the week

[hollowriller]

detective: it is not the butler that is the killer......

[michiel619]

the very last one was fuckin funny

[Kaynas1988]

I would have loved them to have done a joke about The Bill

[perkyjim100]

she is a fat cow now

[JaderrrAV]

'but what do i know? i'm only the window cleaner' LOOOOOOOL!

[Itslorenz]

The window cleaner joke was fucking hilarious hahahaha

[iiDarkoii]

One of them should have been like

"There's only 1 question we need to answer now.."

"Where's Waldo?"

[MrGraftonator]

@iiDarkoii wally* this is a british show.

[iiDarkoii]

@MrGraftonator Sorry I'm not British. I know it's a British show :3

[durtySumthing]

hugh dennis is the funniest all rounder hear remeber he does the voice overs of the royal family which is funny as hell the stuff he comes up with is way cleverer than anyone accept frankie boyle : ) i aint answereing any more of your questions miss marple, classic!

[BethanyNikisha]

@Nighthawk2k10 he said finger-prince, meaning the singer

[Nighthawk2K10]

I don't get the Fingerprints joke.

[PrEdAtA91]

hugh dennis window cleaning joke had me in stitches xD

[MerryMayd]

27 people googled " who dunnit?"

[MrAdzerman]

YES!!! The Top Rated Comments Arn't Stupid Quotes!!!

[Twaddlefish]

Russel's joke at :22 is from Animaniacs XD

[Kristjantheawesome]

@Twaddlefish yes it is. not that impressive for a proffesional comedian to steal matterial.

[KitsuneProject]

"Basil The Great Mouse Detective, You should be on Mouse Hunt"

[KitsuneProject]

How about this:

"This Man Missing, no we found him he's been burried under my grandad's garden since 1992"

[DiamShadowWraith]

Hahah, Russells 'Fingerprints' joke was actually done many years ago on Animaniacs :D

[TomBrandon121]

"Fingerprints..? I like his music but that's a bit much."

I found this SO funny xD xD

[queenrocks21]

Ok, I'm watching this video first time but I see Gina Yashere so I'm guessing a joke about Peckham is coming up............ wait a minute, OMG there isn't

Hallelulah

[7CellarDoors]

"Well hes got the profile of a killer, see? *Stabstab*"

Or an exotic form of masturbation...

[TheTradge]

@7CellarDoors Looks like he's trying to rip his cock off!

[crocalu]

0:39 - link to the best joke ever made

[xxwanting]

i don't get the fingerprints joke :/

[justadroid]

@xxwanting finger prince

[littleblueleprecorn]

shes shit

[RicardoSS85]

That woman is ugly as fuck.

[pacificbeauty]

lol window cleaner joke ftw

[MissJohannaThorn]

Frankie Boyle's got a thing for HIV, me thinks... 

[LyricNyanCat]

Bllreassts.

[BigAlly0001]

Frankie's laugh is just as funny as his jokes.

[xStarsAndAshesx]

Anybody recognise the Fingerprints joke from animaniacs? ;P Or is it just me .___.

[xxsangrealxx]

@xStarsAndAshesx *grins and blows kiss* GOOOODnight, everybody!

[burnzyboy15]

@xStarsAndAshesx da joke wer yakko says find prints and dot turns up carryin prince? fuckin love dat 1 lol

[xStarsAndAshesx]

@burnzyboy15 Hell yeah! xD

[burnzyboy15]

@xStarsAndAshesx i watched sum animaniacs last nite and realised how many sex jokes was in it.... good nite everybody!!

[rassilonsvids]

The thing about Gina Yashere is, she doesn't seem to have any other material AND her jokes aren't even particularly funny. You don't hear Dara ONLY doing jokes about being Irish.

[Noni8787]

@rassilonsvids Of course she isn't funny, That's why people laughed -.-

[magicelliotth]

@Noni8787 it's a television programme, they are told to be as vocal as possible before filming.

I/m not saying that none of the laughter is genuine but you can't tell how funny someone truly is based on a tv show

[Noni8787]

@magicelliotth Well if you want to put it that way, for all we know the audience members might not find the others jokes as funny as they seem.

These guys are comedians, I would expect most of the audience to laugh genuinely at them. Whether or not someone is a good comedian or funny is not a fact. It's a personal opinion.

[magicelliotth]

@Noni8787 Absolutely.

Agree 100%

I'm not a fan of Gina anyway

[Furicist]

@rassilonsvids Agreed, its a bit boring listening to her make black jokes constantly, its funny a few times, but 5 years later, she should be good enough to have entire new angles and material.

[tclol1]

1.40 hugh dennis, so ghetto x)

[ninjabastard2]

that looks more like the profile of a masturbator

[joshwalong]

@OmgItsRyu to be fair if Frankie said it nobody would be shocked, but i agree she only comes out with those jokes. It makes me cringe whenever she walks to the mic because i know another terrible "black joke" is on its way

[EXRazeBurn]

1:43

Well played, Mr. Dennis, well played indeed...

[deadbabycasserole]

0:23 - that joke is totally from the Animaniacs

[samtheman485]

@OmgItsRyu not all the time, hugh dennis once said a joke like gina's and no one really found it offensive, that said it was much funnier than gina's

[emmalayla2010]

but what do i know im just the window cleaner!!!

[xMITZEYx]

0:40 lol

[loudloving]

Jut pause it at 1.08 ....

[RyanMurray93]

"sure, there's shit goin down in the high rise, that's what you get with crack an' blow, but I ain't gonna answer no more of your questions Miss Marple!!" I literally couldn't breathe for about 10 minutes!!

[underworldpit]

the finger prince joke has been done like YEARS before this ... look up animaniacs prince scene :) ys a kids show with adult humour ^_^

[TheGorilla94]

kachelski! the HIV posotive detective LOOL

[Jakey333333]

lying bleeding at the bottom of steps with a crate of fruit laying around them, It all seems to add up to............... MURDER.

Um could he have fallen down the steps?

NO IT WAS FUCKING MURDER!!!!!

[itsallfake100]

"the orient expless?"

[kitaarmes]

Michael Jackson we have been questioning you for days and this is you're defence? You blame it on the boogie?

[TheN4DIA]

I cut myself on a glass in your bar, i'd throw that away if i was you, because im Kchaleski the HIV positive detective!

[gyped]

man i cant find the link, i watched it about ten vids before commenting on this when i was on a MTW run. and no your absolutely wrong. because once again (i repeat) it is mocking the the police by implying that they are racist. don't look into it too much like an american then blow way out of proportion. look at frankie boyle. he says blunt as hell racist jokes and completely politically incorrect lines all the time and his career is thriving. do your homework kid.

[sophierichardson94]

i'm a girl, but female comedians really are shit :')

[myyyHO]

like if you heard the 'orient expless'

[ryananderson280195]

anyone else think russel howard got the finger prince joke from doug walker of tgwtg

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

haha, the scottish man is the best, then russell !!!!

[Sodgez123]

It appears this hammer was used by the blacksmith himself... No shit sherlock.

[smittymitten]

"What do I know? I'm just the window cleaner."

XD

Love.

[KitsuneProject]

@smittymitten Do you like this one?

"No Shit, Shirlock"

[OmgItsRyu]

i hate how the only material that black chick is sterotpyical jokes about blacks, now if a white person said any of those they'd be labeled a racist and would no longer have a career.

[gyped]

@OmgItsRyu not true, because in another mock the week episode a white comedian says a similar joke about blacks. plus its dry humour saying the police are racist.

[OmgItsRyu]

@gyped yeah ok then send me the link to it, and it is true, if a white person said what she did they'd get labled racist and would lose there career.

[EvertonFC95]

@OmgItsRyu i agree there but have you noticed how all the jokes she says are aimed at black people so shes basically labeling her self

[OmgItsRyu]

@EvertonFC95 she needs new material im thinking :')

[451harri]

@OmgItsRyu In an ideal world everyone could make lighthearted jokes about anyone else and anyone can laugh.

I'm agreeing, btw.

[OmgItsRyu]

@451harri True that.

[iwantthechicken118]

@OmgItsRyu i put a tenner on frankie not giving a shit and telling black jokes :P

[expatfraser]

@OmgItsRyu now that you mention it that is exactly what happened to her! lol...shes probably bankrupt now

[OktoberSunset]

@OmgItsRyu I think Frankie could easily say all those jokes and be more popular than ever. 

[SpaztasticSheep]

@OmgItsRyu Ever heard the joke: 'Being proud of your race is a good thing. Unless you're white, then it's classed as racism.'

[jimmybobs999]

@OmgItsRyu Obviously, becuase it's obvious there is no offensive intent as she's black.

[TheBubbleBathMonster]

@OmgItsRyu her name is Gina Yashere

[lb8068]

@OmgItsRyu Yes, but if they made jokes about white people they would run into trouble. But white people can make jokes about themselves too.

[karanrlz]

@OmgItsRyu actually, i reckon it'd be funnier if a white person said it.

[LorrDx]

@OmgItsRyu Frankie Boyle and Russell Howard say jokes like that all the time

[dar3keternal]

@LorrDx and their both no longer on the show =(

[LorrDx]

@dar3keternal :(

[TropChuette]

@OmgItsRyu

She just needed a minority to say, and she could only get away with saying 'black.'

If she said 'Spanish' or 'Asian' then she'd be labeled a racist and would no longer have a career... :P

[Purdonnnnn1873]

@TropChuette Black people are not a "minority"...

[TropChuette]

@Purdonnnnn1873

They are in my area. I hadn't meant to imply a wider range, though I guess I did.

I'm ignorant and lack a more global perspective, sorry.

[ksmothy]

@OmgItsRyu Well at least she isn't making stereotypical jokes about whites...

[durtySumthing]

@OmgItsRyu before yo say that id go watch the flavour flav roast if you can im of carribbean origin and white people lay into his colour everyones laugh and they are all friends, we aint insulted by such trivial things and name calling any more, when half the tv people are tanned to crispiness! watch it! just watch it.

[nathanwatson0]

at 1:50 russell looks so evil

[RyanMurray93]

Hugh OWNED this topic!!

[Luce236]

this makes me realise how much i miss frankie and russell.

[spotonigiri]

The Sherlock Holmes one isn't exactly unlikely, as in the original stories, Holmes was known to be a user of cocaine :)

[DorsetChic]

WTF Who is the guy at 0:16 ??? And WTF is his joke??

[9hello123]

@DorsetChic I don't think that joke could of been more slapstick.

[BreandaenFitheach]

She can't make any kind of joke that doesn't involve racism.

[LauraFox94]

1:28 that video is actually in the suggestions :D

[puffdaddy001]

1:19 ....'expless'? for a scottish man he can be shit at accents at times...

[ABFan010]

@puffdaddy001 Its cause he was laughing lol

[Skullchaser08]

Holy fuck, you people are a goddamned shame!

Racist this, sexist that, racist that one, racist this one, sexist this, sexist that, HOLY SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I can't stand you fucking moralisers any more, could you at least shut your cakehole on a youtube video about fucking comedy?!

Everything that ends with -ism is fucking worthless bullshit, get that into your thick skulls, for fuck's sake, you whiners piss me off!!

[CycloBrady24]

@Skullchaser08 Amen.

[jimmybobs87]

blacks always make black jokes.. and they even take piss out of white people.. hmm imagine a white person taking the piss out of black person............

[Skullchaser08]

That's the sick joke behind it all.

Blacks can do what they want, arabs can do what they want, asians can do too, only white people ever get accused of "racism".

Isn't that actually racist?

People who judge everyone because of "racism" all the time are actually anti-white racists, aren't they?

"Racism", isn't that bullshit if you really look at it?

[MontyPhotography]

2:11 Lol.

[jimsicle]

Ugh, go away Gina Yashere. You're not funny!

[thrawnsbro]

@jimsicle A thousand times like!!! She's boring!

[jimsicle]

@thrawnsbro Amen to that! She's on Mock The Week and she has to resort to black jokes? *yawn* boooooooooring!

[thrawnsbro]

@jimsicle Lazy comedy, because she can't do topical. If I have to hear that fucking Nigerian accent she puts on for a cheap laugh once more I will murder her.

[501darts180]

so, all the suspects are linked, thomas knows malison, malison knows the victim and they live in the flat... but what do i know... im only the window cleaner

[GamerInari]

hey man! the boogey is a powerful force! its not my fault i felt compelled to kill mr- oop! i mean... of course its not... powerful enough to control me! dont be ridiculous...

[calzo101]

wtf is with the noise at the start?

[WHOAsarcasm]

Frankie always stands sideways, is that his secret?

[dawidlaszuk]

I hate those jokes from black people about black people. It's raisist! and boring!

[callumsimmons]

@dawidlaszuk its not racist if its from a black person but yeah it is boring

[YorkshireGripper]

@Skullchaser08 Speaking the truth!!!!!

[PhilAFire93]

@Skullchaser08 So is the idea of PC statements ect

[simpsonswatcher92]

Gina got fat!!

[tehn00bpwn3r]

Why don't they just do a half hour of Things we'd like to see?

[SirrSnowman]

Hi I'm Gina... I only tell shit jokes about people being racist to black people

[KetOoKa889]

@SirrSnowman She told ONE joke....

[SirrSnowman]

@SirrSnowman it was based on previous shows you prick

[POKEMONoverJB]

@SirrSnowman Look up things you'd never hear from a weather forecaster. -.-.

[SirrSnowman]

ok for all these people who are on to me about this.... NEARLY all of her jokes are about black people. There, now people can't get mouthy to me just because she might've told 2 jokes that weren't about racism

[POKEMONoverJB]

@SirrSnowman You're quite annoying.

[SirrSnowman]

@POKEMONoverJB nobody told you to talk to me, and i refuse to take insults from someone with pokemon in their name... you're either 12 or have the mental age of a 12 year old... either way you shouldn't even be talking to me.

[POKEMONoverJB]

@SirrSnowman Shut up jerk. You think it's OK to insult someone but nobody should ever insult you, is that it?

[POKEMONoverJB]

@SirrSnowman Look just leave me alone OK I have a right to comment on mock the week and be a pokemon fan OK!?

[POKEMONoverJB]

@SirrSnowman Look, I'm sorry for insulting you. But you insulted me back and insulted me because I'm a pokemon fan so let's just drop it now, alright?

[SirrSnowman]

@POKEMONoverJB it's about you saying something that was only going to warrant a negative response, that's the problem with youtube, people start arguments then wonder why people are hostile towards them...

[POKEMONoverJB]

@SirrSnowman Look dude you started this OK not me! Anyways, I'm going to ignore you know. This fight, is pointless. Deleted lines from star treck, there's another joke there. Stupid arguement is stupid.

[MsAbixxx]

@POKEMONoverJB

I lyk pokemon XD

[Cybaria]

Thats a nice joke Russell Howard stole from Animaniacs.

[MrsRiimaMalik]

What do i know....im only the window cleaner -_- hahaha LOL

[stoprainingonme]

I love Parsons' DellBoy reference!

[izziredhead]

so, let me get this right...if a scottish comedian plays the scottish stereotype, it's funny self deprecating humour, if a redhead comic says something about gingers, that's ok, but when a black person does it, suddenly it's "not funny"; tired & "playing the race card"...each comedian makes jokes about something that they know about...It was funny in the context that there are no black people in Miss Marple stories (or there wern't when they written) so you can't blame the black person...

[thewhitestuff123]

@izziredhead I agree with most of your comment, but you do know that black people did exist before miss marple? It's funny in context because of the high amount of black people who are falsely accused of crimes because they are black, it's holding up a mirror to society ironically, it's not funny because there were no black people, because there were :P

P.S. Despite agreeing with you about it being unfair to say she 'plays the race card' Gina Yashere just isn't funny... at all.

[twinkalot]

@izziredhead noob



[MrSubstance18]

@izziredhead Lmao. That isn't why it's funny. It's a play on the stereotype that black people are criminals. Haha, no black people.

[YorkshireGripper]

@MrFlibiddyJib Because they're black

[stokeowen]

micheal jackson weve been questioning you for days and your only defence is you blame it on the bougie

[talkingmonkey1000]

wow a clip that didnt end with frankie =)

[fourplusseven]

0:53 Frankie applauds Hugh

[talkingmonkey1000]

@fourplusseven no he dont lol =)

[lordlewisuk]

Frankie is probs the best here (aswell as hugh) he always talks bout HIV

[RyderFly89]

she always brings race or peckham into her jokes -_-

[Rooivalk789]

well, he´s got the profile of the killer: see?:P

[MrKillingspree23]

@DigitalBookWorm true he used to take heroin i beleive it was.

[fourplusseven]

@MrKillingspree23 Cocaine.

[ganzi321]

i just googled who done it... EPIC FAIL!!!

[impatboy]

Russell stole the Fingerprints joke from Animaniacs (or the joke is old)

[fossfass]

@impatboy

Still awesome though 8)

[shamelessness]

@impatboy HAHAHA, i thought the same thing...

[IceMetalPunk]

@impatboy That was in Animaniacs? I don't remember that cartoon being so racy O_o .

-IMP ;) :)

[GamerInari]

how did you work it all out inspector?

i AM the killer!

[talkingmonkey1000]

@GamerInari what who said that

[GamerInari]

@talkingmonkey1000 no one in this, i made it up

[talkingmonkey1000]

@GamerInari oh lol some times i can be really dumb =)

[GamerInari]

@talkingmonkey1000 completely normal, it happens to everyone

[T1NAxTH3xGR8]

woah Gina lost a heap of weight :O