PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Dylan it must suck alot when people are stealing ur stuff like hilarious hilarious HILARIOUS everyone at skewl is saying that >.< that's what i get for telling them all about you.
HEY MATE ITS KAT FROM AUS OI U SHOULD TTLY B ON NICKELODEON!! Y NOT?! AND 4GET ABOUT FKN ADAM SHAW, HES JUST JEALOUS! EVEN THOUGH HES HOTTER, UR SHOW ROCKS HARDER- just thought u needed some words of encouragment xxx talk soon, LuvKaT, p.s i hav a friend that looks so sim 2 u! heeh o and btw how did u film ur vids? its tripping me out! WB pls x LuvKaT
yo dylan!! your video's are the best!! dont listen to what other ppl say about them!! there all jelous of your cool video's!!! check my lego video's i made!! there pritty cool!!
You're the greatest, Dylan. I seriously laughed out loud really loudly at the saw part. Great. And I liked the acoustic intro for a change, very interesting!
DYLAN! Hurry up and make episode 10!!! I love your shows and anyone who says anything bad about it are just jealous or desperate wannabes.DONT DISS DA DYLAN!
I had a dream last night that I woke up and looked in a mirror and I was Dylan, I woke up in a puddle of sweat, thanking the lord it was only a dream.
Yay new opening! Lol, I love the show man, the only thing I don't really like is the hillarious thing. Tone that down just a wee bit =P Maybe once every 2-3 episodes.
i speak spanish better than you :D 'cause i'm spanish hehe, pero tengo un problema, no puedo ver el video !!y quiero verlo para ver si entiendo lo que dices en español, seguro que no haha
Why do you still make videos? I'm just curious. You know, you remind me of my friend's 8 year old little brother, who has ADHD. Irritating as hell, and you have the maturity of his brother too.
so cool this video Dylan. me and my bro' are your fan, dude. i'd like you answered my comment or message and if we can communicate; will be a pleasure.
keep up the good work! and i went to your myspace you need a picture! lol and i ent to your website! so youre 13 like me! lol well keep up te good work! i love your show!
hola me llamo lola es amor u television show hahaha lol i cant speak spanish but i can speak spanish but i cant spell hahaha i have a short attention span well byeeeeee oh again i luv ur show
I really Lourve Dylan's couch, lol and for all the people who make rude comments and basically act like retards, your doing just that and yeah lol ;p !
You're really cool kid, it was hilarious. And just for the record, it is entirely inexplicable to me why that lonelygirl15 gibberish became so popular (frankly it was the biggest load crap I've ever seen,because of some major conspiracy...in my dreams I know!), but Dylan's Couch definitely deserves all the cred it gets..
WOW he is good
jonasluv35 3 years ago 2
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
spongebob25addict 3 years ago
the ramones rule!!!
tenyen1 3 years ago
haha pretty funny but how do u do such a good high pitch voice whenvr i try my voice cracks
laughattak828 3 years ago
your hott
loco864999 3 years ago
lol thts funny good one :)
rockbandstop 3 years ago
lol 3:25
JessieEischen 3 years ago
lol a saw and hammer to beat up a ghost?
patdlover321 3 years ago 24
Wow, I luv ur hair!
HollymarkProductions 3 years ago 19
OMG I LOVE U MAN UR SO SEXY WOOO lol
sakurahead 3 years ago 17
ur ugly and annoying!!!!!!!!!!!
objmgirl4life 4 years ago
OMFG YOUR SOOO HOTT!
shannamccoin 4 years ago 65
Dylan it must suck alot when people are stealing ur stuff like hilarious hilarious HILARIOUS everyone at skewl is saying that >.< that's what i get for telling them all about you.
blupunk95 4 years ago
tight
RafaelPhoenix07 4 years ago 39
ha i watch every episode.you're hilarious,hilarious..hilarious. "i almost peed my pants" ☺
CRUNKKGLAM 5 years ago 46
AWSOME...
heartfalloutboy33 5 years ago 26
I LOVE YOU AND IM A BOY .... dude im kidding lol the shows ight
metsfan4life95 5 years ago 24
Great video -- my son enjoys your videos -- they are about the only thing I will let him watch on the tube.
dkobra 5 years ago 26
HEY MATE ITS KAT FROM AUS OI U SHOULD TTLY B ON NICKELODEON!! Y NOT?! AND 4GET ABOUT FKN ADAM SHAW, HES JUST JEALOUS! EVEN THOUGH HES HOTTER, UR SHOW ROCKS HARDER- just thought u needed some words of encouragment xxx talk soon, LuvKaT, p.s i hav a friend that looks so sim 2 u! heeh o and btw how did u film ur vids? its tripping me out! WB pls x LuvKaT
cutekat0012345 5 years ago 3
Hey new theme song...kindaish...
OMG YOU CAN JUGGLE!!!! YAY! lol j/k
I've watched all of your episodes, you would be a great friend lol. My friend Kyle is just like you sweet!
afilover4evr 5 years ago 8
god ur annoying!
DanManCan 5 years ago
GOOD LORD KID YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
I watched one, then had to watch them all.
More, I need MORE!
afternoonteatime 5 years ago 3
mm...
awsum =]
DarkAnimeSk8er 5 years ago
It might have been scary if you and Jim used the saw and hammer on Jim's little brother.O_o
KyubiKid997 5 years ago 3
lmfaoooooooooo
Dylan82292 5 years ago
yo dylan!! your video's are the best!! dont listen to what other ppl say about them!! there all jelous of your cool video's!!! check my lego video's i made!! there pritty cool!!
kathrynisawsome 5 years ago 2
His little brother is an evil genius :D
poppyfairy 5 years ago
i luv ur show its so cool!
marinequeen1822 5 years ago
You're the greatest, Dylan. I seriously laughed out loud really loudly at the saw part. Great. And I liked the acoustic intro for a change, very interesting!
StealingAwaySunday 5 years ago
i liked your former intro better. this one's a bit...stupid!
ice1leopard 5 years ago
Ahaha ! Niice , I Liked The Other Begining Better ! But I Love Dylan ! <3
ADinoGoesRawr 5 years ago
heheh the theme song is true
Brolykicksbutt 5 years ago
hahaha Jim's brother is a genius! Keep up the great and funny videos. Sweet juggling skills too.
wickedstyle09 5 years ago
Oh my god..first off i just wanna say that i love your show, i watched all nine episodes lol and your Really Really Hot:P ttyl xox
bripynn 5 years ago
i think the video was good so yea i would tell that you are cute lol but i wont hey dylan check out my and my friends videos hahaha its lydia458
lydia458 5 years ago
great video keep em coming, im addicted
HondaHomie193 5 years ago
Is there going to be another Dylan's Couch epsiode?
champofchamps 5 years ago
yea! 8)
cinemafreaks 5 years ago
I love the themesong
MJFXS2 5 years ago 3
finally! episode 9!
thetangosushi7 5 years ago
hahaha that was hilarious
JUMBOJANGO69 5 years ago
DYLAN! Hurry up and make episode 10!!! I love your shows and anyone who says anything bad about it are just jealous or desperate wannabes.DONT DISS DA DYLAN!
Sandie321p 5 years ago
Ur Mintt M8 Love Ya _ox_
charleeloveshim 5 years ago
the ramones! haha your my favorite celeberity haha
well maybe your not famous but you are to me.
xxemobobxx 5 years ago
loved it. ur a hottie. nice new intro! keep it going. ur hilarious hilarious hilarious.
OfCourseItsMolly13 5 years ago
oh. my. god. those brothers are AWFUL! i love it :) and lovely little ditty at the end. i love that song.
catastrophelizzy 5 years ago
have u noticed that ur voice has changed! lol! my friends and me are like obssed with u! lol!
figuresk8101 5 years ago
Dude your wicked hott! I love you! Keep up the good work. Call me
xoxxoxoox
muwaaaa
x0xx0h0ckey0x0x 5 years ago
Haircut. NAO DAMMIT!
TwistedSquid 5 years ago
id give dylan a blowjob
Crispnoodle 5 years ago
wish i could juggle... god!
misscrabbybutt 5 years ago
I liked the old intro better.
=[
justwanttosing 5 years ago
What's with the new intro video? ;_; Nuuuuu!
Hipperzz 5 years ago
deleted scene: i love the ramones
insanewthradness 5 years ago
this one wasn't one of your best but good.=]
rockthaipod 5 years ago
your vids are waii cool! check out mine plz?! [umm it kinda sux... i know...] =]]]
designeraddicted 5 years ago
I had a dream last night that I woke up and looked in a mirror and I was Dylan, I woke up in a puddle of sweat, thanking the lord it was only a dream.
Fableisfantastic 5 years ago
pretty stupid, AGAIN!!!!
dylanohiostate1 5 years ago
Are theses story true?
spoonkiller14 5 years ago
Brilliant! Keep doing them dude
HarveyMayhoo 5 years ago
haha! love the deleted scenes!
thatgirlhilly 5 years ago
suspensful
AdamW1004 5 years ago
hey,
are u goin 2 make anymore videos?
spongeboblove123 5 years ago
u rock at jugglign
jklproduction 5 years ago
lol thanx
cinemafreaks 5 years ago
you're incredibly sexy! i love you i'm gay but i guess you arent unless you were lying about jessica
you crazy motherfucker
Billduffy 5 years ago
WITH
1ch1g0wz 4 years ago
Dylan didn't seem to bee too much into the triple-hilarious this time. Good show none the less.
colakid12 5 years ago
lmao you are too funny
natalieadoranti 5 years ago
dude you need your old intro back :( :( :( :( but this is funny!
ballerina612 5 years ago
That's really funny. ^^
hinatarox11 5 years ago
smart kid that little brother lol
anicaa 5 years ago
Hola bienvenido a CLASES DE ESPANOL. Nice show anyway, i liked the new intro, at least it has movement :)
BraedenX 5 years ago
he lit his what on fire?
dingchavez231 5 years ago
i like the new intro better :)
dorami3 5 years ago
Nice
bbhcrew20 5 years ago
Hey Dylan, do you have a myspace??
mokomorgan 5 years ago
screw u dylan, screw ur couch
salarsvids 5 years ago
Zipster! HAH!
and the ramones!
ChantillyTieDye 5 years ago
dude you can juggle!
thedreadpirateranda 5 years ago
oh, god. you're histerical.
gabieeohx3 5 years ago
kayso? does this stuff auctually happen or do you just like read a fake script?
walkingcliche 5 years ago
Dude you on crack? you look ike a skelecton
hiltonhobo 5 years ago
Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery interesting.
Zipster sounds like a cool name for a kitty.
Shangas 5 years ago
Hi! I'm Maddy and I just wanted to say that you are the funniest boy on YouTube! You're great.
<3 always from your YouTube friend, Maddy :-)
danlover24 5 years ago
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!
Havarth 5 years ago
Your shirt looks like the OpAphid logo from the lonelygirl videos.
cpugeek2214 5 years ago
'Rolling Stock'
leokimvideo 5 years ago
Now, see, I think this is a prime example of people failing to give their younger siblings enough credit. Jim's brother is a genius!
parryotterdork 5 years ago
I wanna be sedated... I love that song <3
pshahyouwish 5 years ago
sweet juggling skills
ADywadywoowoo 5 years ago
yo, are these storys ALL true cuz you sure go thru alot in like...just a year or two
videoguy320 5 years ago
They are scripted. Check his website.
ch0c0fr3ak 5 years ago
yo man, most of them if not all are made up. can't you tell?
Lemonhead86 5 years ago
the deleted scene is Hilarious! hilarious! hilarious.
basketcase0217 5 years ago
brill plz chek out my vid
beedems 5 years ago
lolz i luv ur videoz keep makin them
xoxojjbabi13 5 years ago
u hav a new intro. nice. finally a episode 9. i love these things. they make ppl lol
bradthecyberdemon 5 years ago
Yay new opening! Lol, I love the show man, the only thing I don't really like is the hillarious thing. Tone that down just a wee bit =P Maybe once every 2-3 episodes.
Tr4n515t0r 5 years ago
Dude You Suck...You relly do!!!
Namelessorwhat 5 years ago
you are great! I liked the new theme song part, because it wasn't as long... people get more of the show you know?
SYSTMATICDECL1NE 5 years ago
i speak spanish better than you :D 'cause i'm spanish hehe, pero tengo un problema, no puedo ver el video !!y quiero verlo para ver si entiendo lo que dices en español, seguro que no haha
geryo88 5 years ago
Si se entiende. Tu gramática apesta, por cierto.
turokcalde 5 years ago
hahahahhahaahah a laugh in advance for the greatest of all shows "dylans couch!"
gudluckinlum 5 years ago
perfect annoying brother voice :) hilarious
dorami3 5 years ago
It was cool.
Imageek4life 5 years ago
Not bad kid. Keep it up, you got some talent.
Imageek4life 5 years ago
gah. your cute. i gotta say it... i love the little flippy thing in your hair....
luckybear998 5 years ago
it was hilarious hilarious hilarious!!! thats great hah the deleted scene is cute!!
Poptart78 5 years ago
Why do you still make videos? I'm just curious. You know, you remind me of my friend's 8 year old little brother, who has ADHD. Irritating as hell, and you have the maturity of his brother too.
GrozenDead 5 years ago
you look a tillion times skinnier than your first vid =O, but your still great
Nexxia 5 years ago
Whooa What was that!
XD love it.
yurayura233 5 years ago
YOUR AWSOME! :D
lonely122 5 years ago
Whats ur my space URL?
lavare185 5 years ago
Awesome Vid Hurry up and get 10 done so i can watch it =)
lavare185 5 years ago
was it hilarious? didnt hear u the first 3 times. lol jk. show is beastly.
p3nguinator 5 years ago
Jaja!
Get better your spanish
You do it very well!!
kisses!
=)
ismael2691 5 years ago
you are my flippin hero
liz12728 5 years ago
lol ur cute! :D
jea11493 5 years ago
yes
Chandler1002 5 years ago
heheh hillarious!!
911jose119 5 years ago
you're famous in The Netherlands kid
mybehaviour 5 years ago
Good work again. Liked the older opening better.
thesmiths30605 5 years ago
not even kind of funny. horrible.
VivaLaTITanS 5 years ago
hahaha
hilarious!!
i checked out ur website and ur 13 like me!!!
well love ur videos!!
wannafanta13 5 years ago
why didnt you put the deleted scene in
uremene 5 years ago
you my favourite for life.. i laffed everytime.. seriously. how old are you?? cuz honestly, your hilarious! hilarious.... hilarious!
stefaniea17 5 years ago
Funny
aquaticmole 5 years ago
so cool this video Dylan. me and my bro' are your fan, dude. i'd like you answered my comment or message and if we can communicate; will be a pleasure.
murajohn 5 years ago
hahahahahah. loved it!
MathsGirl 5 years ago
really good, just watched them all in a row! Feel free to check out my videos :)
Hintonian 5 years ago
cute
DancinBabe1994 5 years ago
YOU ARE
HILARIOUS!
HILARIOUS!
hilarious!
keep up the good work! and i went to your myspace you need a picture! lol and i ent to your website! so youre 13 like me! lol well keep up te good work! i love your show!
i like the old theme thing better lol!
(and that's the comment...ok?)
..denisse.. =] =]
nissey00 5 years ago
are you high?
SaintKill13 5 years ago
i like your spanish accent! :)
noeliadlf 5 years ago
haha!good scrip but u might wanna work on some of the acting.besides that your shows are entertaining. ;D
fluffihotti 5 years ago
Dylan this is great , What happened to the old opening ? , anyway still greatwork , Love it
hickory900 5 years ago
hola me llamo lola es amor u television show hahaha lol i cant speak spanish but i can speak spanish but i cant spell hahaha i have a short attention span well byeeeeee oh again i luv ur show
candysuxxx1 5 years ago
you SHOULD be sedated...
apathysxcure 5 years ago
darklink2000 you are a stupid badwetter!!! oh what now?!
intermediatemusical 5 years ago
i like the other theme song too...i no it's scripted, but is are any of the stories really true? if not, who writes them? keep up the good work!
just360popshoveit 5 years ago
DUDE, people shut-up! READ HIS PAGE it says its scripted. Give it a brake. It's scripted but still funnyyyyyyy and Dylan's cute.. Get over it.
lalaLAINY 5 years ago
Yay! I love your videos, even if they arent 100% true. But I like your old theme song better.
snickerz910 5 years ago
hii dylan. =] sweet videos.
FRxSnowboarder24 5 years ago
How old r u?? U seem like 13 or 14?Luv ur vids!! r u and Jessica back 2 gether lol!!
FeatherDiamondz 5 years ago
Love the deleted scene dylan!
BelieveInAngel 5 years ago
I really Lourve Dylan's couch, lol and for all the people who make rude comments and basically act like retards, your doing just that and yeah lol ;p !
PunkySweets 5 years ago
I TOTALLY LOVE YOU! YOUR SO SEXY!
iluvashleytisdale72 5 years ago
U should get ur own show i would totally watch it !
Hilaryfan4ever 5 years ago
oh wow.
you are adorable.
sillyville 5 years ago
me and my roommate love you but why was hilarious so dull this expisode?
aliciaraq 5 years ago
u guyz r dumb its a scripted comedy he just said so!
OmgitsNeens 5 years ago
PSP???
Killcows 5 years ago
Ah blackmail! God's gift to vengeful people. What would this world do with out it?
hpisthegreatest 5 years ago
haha, very funny!
recordingresponse 5 years ago
I liked the other intro much much more.
RockinSockies 5 years ago
Ok, thanks dylan check my message.
tehbulletproof 5 years ago
-.- god pple are so stupid to think these are real...
ChrisakaLoopy 5 years ago
You're really cool kid, it was hilarious. And just for the record, it is entirely inexplicable to me why that lonelygirl15 gibberish became so popular (frankly it was the biggest load crap I've ever seen,because of some major conspiracy...in my dreams I know!), but Dylan's Couch definitely deserves all the cred it gets..
Peace
Iimora 5 years ago
hey i like your spanish accent!! haha :)
noeliadlf 5 years ago
i love your videos and ithink u r very cute!
luvstheshow11 5 years ago
I'd hate to have Jim's little brother. If he was mine he'd have died a loooong time ago.
Nice ^^
Boofeh 5 years ago
wow.. i hope you die
OGSKrew 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im so glad some one said haha that was so much funnier than the video
ilikeum 5 years ago
dude thats rude! if you dont like it just dont take the time to comment it!
nissey00 5 years ago
lolol. I like the old theme song better tho!
fairytalesofyesterda 5 years ago
I think Dylan Couch is gonna turn out just like lonelygirl but just a bit different im 90% sure it's scripted.
tehbulletproof 5 years ago
tehbulletproof: if u check out my channel it says in the upper left that it is scripted comedy 8)
dylan
cinemafreaks 5 years ago
Two things.
A)Learn to puberty
B)Nice videos...
emonubsaucroflcopter 5 years ago
How would one "learn to puberty?"
vidguy007 5 years ago
lawlz.
cArdBOardBoXeSaReFUn 5 years ago
what is wrong with u people this is SHIT!!!!
darklink2000 5 years ago
its not, if any one thinks this is shit they have no sence of humor
the2006punkchick 5 years ago
dylan i love u!
carrierocks1022 5 years ago
I just read ur channel page and how u say its staged comidy, r n e of the ppl u talk about real? Or r they just ppl to make ur vids funny?
invaderzim1996 5 years ago
Hey Dylan,
I LOVE your show! It's hilarious... hilarious... hilarious!
-margaret-
P.S. Your juggling is awesome, and you're really cute... Marry Me?! XD
macmarge 5 years ago
omg i love you and your hair i love you you need to marry me YAY
boblauren713 5 years ago
you are amaaaaazing
bluescluesshoes 5 years ago
Hola! hehe
briddyyyxoo 5 years ago
kewl,serioudly.
jillfr13 5 years ago
Oh wow. That sounds like my three younger brothers. They're such a pain.
Rosedragoon 5 years ago
omg you're totally awesome!! and kinda cute - even if you're younger than me hehe xx
SoopaSally 5 years ago
nice keep'em comming
moodogfly 5 years ago
I love your vedios!
VanessaANDStella4eva 5 years ago
love your video's!! can't wait for the next one.
Highvoltage87 5 years ago