Harold and Kumar - Airline Security

[Firegirl6464Pro]

LOL what's funny is that he brought a bong on the plane...

[vaiwalker]

@Firegirl6464Pro HE SAID HE GOT A BOMB!!!!

[thefpsbraaains]

@atheist382 matthew perry looking bitch :P

[thefpsbraaains]

why cant we be F.R.I.E.N.D.s

[gmonsteratyate]

Hey who u calling mathew perry BITCH!!

[modestmou5e]

@gmonsteratyate I'm calling you Matthew Perry you Matthew Perry looking BITCH.

[Aali8Britney]

Would this happen in real life? Not searching a passenger!?

[limelightmoon]

"dude I'm black" wowlololol you can;t be black AND racist.

[mrwhatever213]

@limelightmoon Nope how can you? you need powers and a majority to be racist. you can be prejudice but not racist.

[paulying10261985]

Did I beep? No, you didn't beep. Just a random security check.

[ItsR3h3]

@paulying10261985 YEA YEA I WATCHED THE VIDEO, I KNOW !!!!!!!!! I AIN'T DEAF! SO, PLEASE STOP WRITING COMMENTS LIKE YOU JUST DID, CUZ IT'S DAMN ANNOYING!

[TeamWordsmithTV]

Sir Matthew Perry over here lol

[spartan9199]

Kumar should've been the one in trouble because he implied the security guy was racist when he was only doing his job. That's obviously verbal harrassment and defamation of character.

[racewalker9999]

Race doesn't actually exist.

[mrtundra45]

Kumar is Caucasian by Technicality. (north-west india has caucasian roots)

And Harold (a Korean) has Whiter/Pale Skin than i do and im White. lol

Race is kind of retarded....

[comptonboy118]

@mrtundra45 the dude his skin is not white but brown

and if you look at his air lips mouth then he hes not white

if you see a arab but his skin is kinda light still you cant call em white becuz hes not european people from europe are white thats from where the word comes from

[1324567891000]

i think matthew perry is over reacting.

[bbphnix]

that guy is BLACK? am i blind!? is he blind?!

[mrtundra45]

@bbphnix nah hes bi-racial....but most people just label them "black"

[mrwhatever213]

@mrtundra45 You are black if your mix. it's the one drop rule.

[mrtundra45]

@mrwhatever213 IDIOT.

[omarhdz98]

Haha fuckin funny

[phantomwaltz]

aww they're poking fun at matthew perry.  so sad

[makemoneyspendmoney]

@phantomwaltz

it's fucking hilarious.

[AnimusPipboy]

I'm Matthew Perry and i feel offended :-(

[SagradaMascarita]

harold gets on my fucking nerves, i hate asians that try to act like whites, i prefer them being steriotypical smartasses

[fluffynoses]

@SagradaMascarita rofl you're an idiot

[SagradaMascarita]

@fluffynoses it's that a compliment or insult? 0.o

[LDNisILuvCorndogs]

@SagradaMascarita What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm Korean, and I definitely am not a smart-ass. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[SagradaMascarita]

@LDNisILuvCorndogs i get asians wanting to fit into society, but just don't over do it, and by smart ass i mean those funny asians that tell jokes and are nerds , you guys acting all-white with your socially awkward perfect english just depresses the rest of us minorities here in america, we've worked hard to be different so please stick to your own shit alright egg roll :)

[LDNisILuvCorndogs]

@SagradaMascarita I'm British, and I'm a second generation immigrant, so my English is better than my Korean. How dare you say that acting smart and put-together is not okay?! And "white"? What is "white" about being a smart, career-driven person? It is the goal of any person. Not just "white" people. Jesus.

[DR000]

@SagradaMascarita

I hope you keep that mentality. Someone's gotta serve me fries.

[SagradaMascarita]

@DR000 sure, keep telling yourself that

[DR000]

@SagradaMascarita

It's true. As long as minorities have that mentality they'll be stuck with shitty jobs.

[SagradaMascarita]

@DR000 ye that's why i see a lot of Caucasian hobos in the streets and asians in the office -_-

[DR000]

@SagradaMascarita

From my experience, Asians don't really have that mentality. Blacks and Spaniards do.

[SagradaMascarita]

@DR000 funny how you just virtually ignored the caucasian hobo fact

[DR000]

@SagradaMascarita

How is that relevant to anything? My original comment was about mentality. Anyone who has that ignorant mentality of yours won't get very far. The reason you see so many white hobos is because white people make up most of the population.

[SagradaMascarita]

@DR000 and so population has something to do with being homeless? it's called being lazy , just plain common sense, and i was contradicting the fact you said minorities have their mentality and something about working in fast food restaurants and i admit i was being ignorant and so were you ... pce

[DR000]

@SagradaMascarita

Yeah, I didn't mean to make a blanket statement about minorities. It's about anyone who's lazy. The professional world "acts white", and if you don't 'conform' you won't get anywhere. This is just a simple fact of life, for better or for worse.

[VisualAural]

@DR000 Well not really. In the professional world Asians act Asian. Their work ethics are what make them more successful academically and in the workplace.

[H3roRising]

the black guy looks like spencer from the hills !

[ilikegiraffes11]

he called me matthew perry!

u do look like matthew perry!

matthew perry is white!!!

so what?!?!?!

[youngflamer99]

You Matthew Perry looking bitch!!

[acmilanboi]

Just becuz he's black doesn't mean he can't be a racist

[syosset80]

Kumar= greatest comeback ever at :52

[KubebaOfficial]

the full movie is in my channel...

[AufderStelle]

That`s why the white people like Obama and Halle Berry...^^

[TheLegendarycouncil]

o shit its the guy from friends! chandler!!

[adawg1245]

are people seriously talking about religion?! shut the fuck up and watch the damn video, you wont accomplish anything by getting into a youtube argument

[numbah82]

@adawg1245 OKAY MOM

[kkksskkk]

I like the other security

"he's white!"

"So what?!"

that's what not being a racist is about, awesomeness.

[kingkurry]

TSA is a joke. They should dissolve it and implement Israel like security.

[FirstPistolSammy]

@kingkurry

oh great something more degrading

[Laqalletita]

Matthew perry looking bitch!! Lmfaoo!!

[atheist382]

WAKE UP MORONS! Religion does three things quite effectively:divides people, controls people, deludes people.

You believe in a book that has sticks turning into snakes, and you say we are the ones that need help? Are you a lunatic? Face it.Chimpanzees are our closest relatives. Humans are in the animal kingdom. We are not special.

Atheism is the way to world peace. Only terrorists believe in religious garbage.

All religious people are brainwashed sheep!Religion is nonsense! God does not exist!

[ikeownage46]

@atheist382 y r u talking to urself no wonder the athiests at skool have no friends. all they talk about is no God. y dont u bitch ass athiests run for president or some high political power bitch

[ZombieApocalyps]

@atheist382 Neither is perfect

[AnthonyPellino]

@atheist382

@junkhobokiller

Taking the bible literally is hysterical. But face it. Some form of entity has to exist out there. Whether it is the Christian God or not, hardcore atheists and bible lovers crack me up. Something started time, and it must be super natural. And to junkhobokiller, shut up honestly. The majority of people are not racist anymore. I hate racism as much as anyone, and I'm white. But I must say you have a great taste in rap.

[jr5000pwp]

@AnthonyPellino The reason that so many people are religious is caused by the invention of religion. Without religious setbacks we would be far more technologically advanced and we would have more scientific evidence towards some of the debatable topics involving religious and atheistic beliefs. Religious people sacrifice a large portion of their mental capabilities to critically think to their god and in return end up as typical Americans, not scientific genii.

[cheapalien]

"Thanks Matt Perry"

[swais]

There is one coming out in november

[Spenser523]

Man, these HaroldKumar movies are awesome! I hope they make a third one anytime soon :-)

[khaledezzat]

@Spenser523 dude 3rd part will be released in next november

[Breeslave]

Mathew Perry there is kinda cute I wouldn't kick him outta my bed.

[silentxXxstride666]

@Breeslave OF COURSE you wouldn't.

[udlock9]

fucking mathew perry faggot, nobody wants to be that fucking faggot.

[GrassWasGreener]

@udlock9 You are the fucking faggot, you wanker

[MrRyanification]

@udlock9 AHaha, whats wrong with Matthew Perry?

[Sithemp11]

hilarious cant wait for the next harold and kumar

[PoppaSmokey]

@Sithemp11 is there another one?

[Sithemp11]

@PoppaSmokey they are filming it right now. i think, the process will be over in december

[blooodyvaginafart]

what has mathew perry has to do with this?

[anikid0392]

You look like Matthew Perry.

He's white.

So what?!

[elithastar]

Is it me... or does the airline security guard look like brandon roy?

[BalldinhoVanessa]

@elithastar Dude looks JUST like brandon roy!!!

[Zacofonix]

@elithastar

well...we all know what ol' b-roy's up to now he's retired...

[insaneskater95]

He dodged a bullet there…

[LouisRickful]

when ever asian guys get scared they get high pitched

[EastAsiandictator]

@LouisRickful Try meeting some real Asian men and not watch movies or hang out with a bunch of old Chinatown boys.

[coconut001990]

I like the way Kumar instantly becomes all formal, as the other guy says what's going on!!

[Iheartcoca13]

Hahaha I love how he gets offended by the prospect of carrying drugs but not illegal weapons.

[XxGonixXFAN]

"I'm black" - Black people are just as racist as every other race.

[MZBARBEE007]

@XxGonixXFAN dude you telling the truth and rednecks are too

[InsaneBillykane]

That aint falco.

[naurification]

Why kumar never closes his mouth

[joeadzhiyev]

wow i dont think that airlines would really be that stupid as to let someone go pass with a line like "oh that is racist'. if he says that it just means that he probably does have drugs on him. witch we later find out is true.

[KeySour]

@joeadzhiyev its a movie.......................

[joeadzhiyev]

@KeySour no REALLY? i thought it was real life!.......idoit.

[KeySour]

@joeadzhiyev your the one making a big deal about omg i dont think the airlines would really be that stupid to let someone go pass

but they did cause its a movie............

[shtoyetgoreg8]

funny cos Kumar actually has dope with him

[EgyptianKid22]

He does have a point. LOL

[bilalbrownie69]

FYI, Matthew Perry is "Chandler" in Friends.

[The1Fresh2Prince3]

im callin u matthew perry u matthew perry looking bitchh haha

[olli19800]

LOL Matthew Perry lol hahaha 

[TheYoungsimbaa]

Lmaoo look at Kumars face when he said "You Matthew Perry looking bitch"

[AnikaFtw]

''Im calling you matthew perry you matthew perry looking bitch!''

LOL OMG.

[Zillafan01]

5 guys are black matthew perry look-a-likes.

[comedyfan3000]

@Zillafan01 make that 8 people

[MUNDAJATTANDA1]

you fucking whities need to know the difference between indians and arabs

[TlGBC]

this. is. funneh.

[Sasukekillsitachi]

"Please you are barely even brown" can't get any more epic than this!

[Shrumins]

Racism is the belief that you think your race is more superior than anyone else's. That means everyone's racist.

[vengefulspirit99]

@Shrumins Racism is the belief that the genetic factors which constitute race, ethnicity, or nationality are a primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that ethnic differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race. courtesy of wikipedia

[Shrumins]

@vengefulspirit99 That literally just rephrased what I said xD

[vengefulspirit99]

@Shrumins just needed to make sure ppl understood =D

[Shrumins]

@vengefulspirit99 LAWL I understandd

[idricool]

@Shrumins That's what white people believe --- > racists.

[Shrumins]

@idricool That's true! I'm Asian and grew up in a white neighborhood, I think reading between the lines of the definition has a more offensive meaning behind it.

[yitzchak13]

fuckyea.jpg

[BadToaster]

wtf look at the black guys lip at 0:18!!! DAUM!

[0iindianRani0]

@BadToaster

first of all he's not black ... thats one of things in this video thats meant to make it funny ... bi-racial people thinking they're black

second yh his lips look sexaaaayyy

[BadToaster]

@0iindianRani0 wow i didnt put such insight to the clip I dontt care if hes black or not i was just making a point..jeez no need to get technical

[alfieford]

black people think they cant be racist well they are usually racist and get away with it because noone challenges them on it

[junkhobokiller]

@alfieford i dont know why people are talking about black people can be racist when white people invented racism maybe even perfected racism lol

[swishabc1]

@junkhobokiller Who did White's originally buy their slaves from??

Here's a hint: it wasn't other Whites.

[junkhobokiller]

@swishabc1 does it matter you still bought them, made them work and killed them. Why do whites come up that excuse all the time

[junkhobokiller]

@swishabc1 and since u like asking question

Who were the people that invented racism?

What race killed most of the native americans?

Who are the most racist people on youtube?

Who came to africa and killed black people, toke their gold and raped black women?

Heres a hint: There not Black nor Asian

[idgarad]

@junkhobokiller

A: Humans

B: Humans

C: Humans

D: Humans

[brittaneyUSA]

um you can be black and racist lol

[keikun01]

he said i look like Matthew Perry! - You do look like Matt Perry - He's WHITE!! - SO WHAT??? lol classic!

[TheGameboy1999]

pleaze your not even brown

[SneeuwWitjee]

does anyone know the name of that security guy?

[nicoliolipoliBAMF]

This movie makes fun of black, mexicans, asians, muslims, indians, whites, and even jews :p It's so funny.

[guyanaboi122]

he's black he is not racist lol

[Shazgi]

you matthew perry looking bitch

[SJSAVAGE666]

Can you please credit in the description our client, D'Anthony Palms, who plays the TSA agent. Thanks so much!

[RobtheBig]

Hey Im black so I guess whatever I say cant be racist because "dude im black" that makes sense

[MrBen51309]

@cmilla646

There's really no point trying to convince people to think before typing. I'm sorry dude but they'll never listen to you. Instead accept the fact that you can't change it and get over it. I heard once that communication is 8% words, 36% tone of voice, and 56% body language. Just how sensitive and thoughtful do u expect people do be when they're getting such a small amount of the message? That's why we need different fonts do represent different voice tones.

[walmartpimp2]

@MrBen51309 That's a great idea!

[MrBen51309]

@walmartpimp2

I'm not sure whether that was sarcastic or not but I'll be optimistic and say it wasn't. Thank you.

[MrBen51309]

@cmilla646

Wow dude. Don't jump to conclusions too quickly. You are proof that people judge others even when they've only heard one line from them. It pains me to say that you're the real sad case here.

[MrBen51309]

@cmilla646

We all know that you said that to get a reaction. So I'm not gonna even bother.

[JonCJones11]

You matthew perry lookin' bitch

[redg18]

thank you YamYam on the abagond blog for linking to this. very funny example of the one drop rule.

[KevxMeister]

"Hes black hes not racist"

[cowboynemo]

I'm actually wondering what Matthew Perry would say about this...

[walmartpimp2]

@cowboynemo He would probably say, can this BE any more F%$#ed up?

[12Aggiefan]

HAHAH "your barley even brown"

btw what makes this clip 100 times funnier is the black guy does the matthew perry hand gesture and voice when he says "He's White" LMFAO!

[ballin162]

MATTHEW PERRY hahahahahahahahahahaha to funny

[watsernamekatchich]

i find it funny that the black dude was offended cause he got called "Matthew Perry"

[atomichead777]

who else died laughing when harolds like "He's black! he's not racist!"

[princesstochi890]

@atomichead777 i did.

[MrCopyrightViolator]

@atomichead777 Easily one of my favorite parts! The jovial, high-toned delivery gets me every time...

[MesmerozaLou]

i applaud these actors for not bursting out in laughter while filming this scene. This scene never gets old!

[BlueEyedGirl1231]

That's how Kumar brought the drugs into the plane.

[DanSpartank64]

0:38 funny as shit!

[alip2310]

this always happens to me and my dad at airports. so funny.

[300wrestlers]

I fucking love this MOVIE!!!

[Dwk519]

"U look like matthew perry"

"He's white"

"so what?"

[Dethphunk]

It would be even funnier if Matthew Perry himself play the role of the supervising security officer.

[Conservativelawyer]

2 mathew perrys dislike this video.

[Dwk519]

thanks matthew perry XD

[MasterKaiba19]

0:44 dude looks like he's in his feelings

[MasterKaiba19]

@JakXV lemme know how dat goes lls

[44eelz]

@cmilla646 except with white ppl lol

[oPTill1Die]

hahaahhahahhaa

[parhar77]

haha harold sounds mexican when he said " Hes black hes not rascist"

[abaganusch]

who do you call matthew perry bitch?!

[ThePrankcallsrus]

hes white, so what!

[alexis7fold]

l0l Harold DID have drugs on him which is why he did all that XD

[alexis7fold]

@alexis7fold i ment kumar XP

[krolithikah28]

Please, dude.. You're barely even brown..

hahahahahaha!

[MasterKaiba19]

@krolithikah28 lol that was fucked up but funny too

[bigbengamer]

The funniest part is when they are on the plane and he pulls out the pot he stashed in his crotch lol...

[jb26508]

As soon as he said ACLU the dispute ended haha