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  • Wait isn't Dane Cook Gay and isn't his Father that old guy Tim Cook head of the company that makes my phones oops.

  • that top comment was only thumbed up because he called him dane cock

  • LOL Jeseetts

  • @Phoenixtear101

    SASUKE IZ NOT EMO!!!!!!!!!!!! (1 sided opinion)

    I RP AS HIM & NARUTO IS MY FRIND & WE BOTH CAN CLEARLY TELL U HEZ NOT EMO!

  • Are you sure this was Catholic

  • And I DO not care about Hinata, but ANYWAY...this is AWESOME! Dane Cook is hilarious!

  • ROFL. xD

  • OH MY GOD this video is TOO DAMN FUNNY.

    makes me proud to be a christian.

    this stuff is just perfect.

  • If Sakura was the angel that came out of the box, then we're screwed. If anyone is an angel it would be Hinata.

  • @Phoenixtear101 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...No. Go be a Hinata Fan SOMEWHERE else.

    If it was gonna BE an Angel..It should be Shizune. 'Cos she helps heal people. Hinata gives shitty cream that no one cares about. OR Konan, because she ACTUALLY is an Angel.

  • @TheDoujinshiDude Dude, what do you want coming out of the box, a bitch that hurts Naruto or a shy one who at least tries to help Naruto. Take your pick.

  • @Phoenixtear101 Neither! I want Konan to pop out of the box! Or better yet, Hanabi! Hinata's little sister! Oh well, Sakura is a bitch and Hinata is a Naruto fangirl. Either way, Sakura can go die in a fire, and Hinata can marry someone else.Like Shino or Kiba.

  • @TheDoujinshiDude ookkayyy, whatever floats your boat.

  • @Phoenixtear101 Oh well FINE. If I HAVE to have either Hinata or Sakura...I'd want the one that has the decent rack and isn't liable to leave me for an Emo shithead.

  • @TheDoujinshiDude okay then.

  • @Phoenixtear101 Its common tsundere actions......i hate it when people hate Sakura because of that, unlike you she doesn't like perverts

  • thats what my mom is like with church

  • I want that to happen I just want to open my ceral up and have an angel fly out! "Good Morning! :3" That would be so F***in awesome!

  • Sorry but sakura is not an angel.....

  • @454skye lmfao ikr

  • @454skye  <.<; I think your missing the point.. it's a joke, she is human, duh.. -.-

  • Crunchy Christ., Put Milk On The Lord XD Angels Will Fly Out Of The Cereal Box XD

  • lord's a little stale today...check the date on that lord

  • Crouton-o-Christ...A Jezit.

  • 131 people didnt get their miracle in a bowl

  • and we eat receces piece with lord .XD

  • Fricking funny

  • *pointing at Sasuke* Yeah, no, f*ck that guy.

  • I love yum yums they r soooo gud

  • lets have some umm umms

  • I want some yum yums....

  • lol my dad would kill me if he heard this

    anyone else "love" strict catholic parents?

  • "peace off!!!"

    rofl

  • pedo priest:

    LETS HAVE SOME YUM YUMMMS I MADE SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAACKZ

  • *does the piece rap*

  • hahahaha a jezit

  • I have a feeling if i ever took catholic wafers it stick to the roof of my mouth T_T

  • If Sakura is an angel I do not wanna see a deamon!!!

  • GOOD MORNIKNGSS LIFE IS BEAUTYFUL

  • i want zum christ checks lol

  • Start your day the holy way with crist chex! OMFG ROFLMAO I love Dane cook and naruto.  Haha this was awesome. They should put this on tv then THAT would be awesome Lolz!!!!

  • "The Lord is a little stale today. Better check the date on that Lord." XD

  • i was in the middle of church wit my bf and we were doin the peace thing and i acually sccreamed out "DONT LET GO!!!!!!!" <3

  • *points at Sasuke* No, fuck that guy.

  • lol its a mirical in a bowl

  • i was in church for 2 days ago (sunday) and when it was time for the priest to talk then i burst out in laugh cus i remembered dane cock's parody of church. i coulndt hold me for laugh

  • piece off "he fell for it!"

  • Peace rapp

  • JEEZIT!!!!

  • dane cook JOKE STEALER

  • Lolz hole clip ESP 1:40 - 1:55 XD

  • As we ate recess peaces with the lord... Lolzp! o(^▽^)o

  • Ah...the comedian...he's the no1 surprise guy

  • Let's have some yum yum! I made some snacks!!!!

    LMAO LOL :D

  • @fightingspiritsgirl lets have some yum yums i made snacks*

  • peace off!

  • check the date on that lord LOL!!XD

  • @anothervideo18 i know right i love dane cook the blu collar crew and brian reagan's jokes too!!!!!!!!!!

    I WAS IN CHURCH YESTERDAY AND I TOLD THE PREIST WHEN WE WENT IN THE LINE FOR THE "SNACKS" I SHOUTED AND I QUOTE "MAKE YOUR MAVE HOLY MAN AND CHOOSE WISELY

  • LMAO!! cruton O' crist! xD

  • .....I told her she got jewed, it tasted like ordinary water. =.=' she got pissed, REALLY pissed... and kicked us out. than I started to think, man, I just drank like 4 litres of holy water.o.o' does that mean I'm gonna get some kind of special powers or something?! Than I got all excited..which shortly became fear when I thought of what's gonna happen when I pee.....

  • Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex lol

  • lets have some yum yums!! i made snacks!!

  • He said I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eeeeeyyyyyeeeee.

  • "And the peaceful deciples said my peace I leave, my peace I give to you as we ate Resces Peaces with the Lord, and I have a peace of lint in my peaceful eeeeeeeeyeeeeeee!!!"

  • AUGH!

    Your move holy man...

    CHOOSE WISELY! >:D

    (I actually did that. XD)

  • He said peace like...five times man! five times! O.o

  • lolz "Lets have some YUM YUMS!!!!!!!!!" I've made snacks!!!!!!!!!! i love dane cook he rocks

  • haha all this is true at my church!

  • Your move holly man.

  • start your day holy with christ chex!!!!!

    ROFLMAO

  • Lets have some YUM YUMS I VE MADE SNACKS :D

  • A holy snack for your my holy highness

  • The angel!! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! lmfao

  • Your move holy man

  • @YugiDmega CHOOSE WISELY

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

  • actually this is hilarious, nice job

  • its not hilarious but funny dude

  • lolz

  • dane cook is da bomb!! xDDDD

  • LMFAO DUDE LMFAO

  • @ Christ Chex I busted out laughing

  • Lolz

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  • theres 125 haters on youtube

  • No F**k that guy

  • ok vid but u need 2 do some better editing and when he say do the moves i think u should've showed kakashi copying some jutsus

  • I want Christ Chex!

  • what episode is 0:21

  • ok in the morning im not in a good enough mood...so when the angel goes " Good Morning! Life is beautiful!" i would say " get the f back in the box!" and also this might happen instead " Good Mor-" " Dude its noon!" "....Good Afternoon then! ^-^" heh thats how it is xD

  • im gonna start sayin tht to people i'll b all PEACE OFF!!!!!

  • no fuck that guy LOL

  • i go to church,the one right next to the mall it has good chicken XD lol get it?

  • @CccCrazykimi wronge vid. That's horror movies. Lol. That vid was hilarious!!!

  • Good morning! Life is beautifull ahahaha! Damn, Sakuras face was fitting so damn well on that part haha.

  • your move holy man.

  • No F**k that guy (points at sasuke)

  • "When it was my turn to get in front of the line id go like aaaaahhhh!!"

    "Your move Holyman" xD

  • "Start your day off the Holy way with Christ Checks!"

  • Your move holy man. Lol 

  • This is one of my favorites Dane Cook does."And we ate Recees Piecies with the Lord".Lol and "F*** tat guy".I also like "Lets hav sum yum yums!I made snackes XD"

  • wow how did the captions get Collin Powell?!!!

  • PEACE OFF DUDE!!!!!

    

  • 'Cruton 'o Christ'

    'Jes-it'

    LMAO :)

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, havent laughed this hard in ages

  • PEACE OOOOOFFFFF!!!

  • reesses pieces with the lord

  • as we eat recies pieces with da lord XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Dude: Have you checked....the children

    Me:Ow shit i left them in the oven too long.

    Me:hangs up

    16 min later REDILE

    Dude:hello?

    Me:Hey thanks man,little Johny was delish,so was little julie :)

    Dude:WTF

    Me: and guess what

    Dude:What

    Me:YOUR NEXT

  • i like yum yums during church.

  • "That would be awesome if that was a real cereal. Start your day off the holy way with christ chex. You open the box its like HAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! A little angel pops out 'GOOD MORNING!'" lollllllll!!!!(: HILARIOUS!!!!

  • fuck Sasuke? eew... I don't even wanna see him. Very good btw.

    Thumbs Up If You Like Dane Cook! ^^

  • Sure I'LL FUCK Sasuke :D. Sasuke: Damn u naruto!!!!!

  • i loved the peace rap then i showed it to my mom and she got mad cuz shes so religious

  • peace rap lol

  • Lord's a lil stale today..HAHAHHAHAH!!

    we're in church and you're like "Nah fuck dat guy" HAHAH!! I did that alot in church

  • "Start Your Day off the Holy Way" :D

    *Angel Flys*

    "Good Morning!! Life Is Beautiful! "

    xDD haha

  • @xHinataxLovax4xEvax Fuck you x.x

  • @DevinSterlingEdward haha why ? :P

  • @xHinataxLovax4xEvax u dont get it he/ or she want to do u o .o...

  • @passwordrthebestship haha noooo

  • Milk and ramen nty XP

  • no fuck that guy... *points at Sasuke*

    me: okay *grabs him away!♥*

  • Jeezits :P

  • Your move holy man!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Razzledazzy

    choose wisely! >.>

  • @Razzledazzy choose wisely.

  • start your day off the holy way, with Christ Chex.

  • DON'T LET GO, YOU DO NOT LET GO OF ME!!!!

  • i made snacks lets have some yumyums

  • hahah I was just gonna comment that guy bellow me :DD

    lol crouton o' chrise

    jeezit :P

  • XD the priest DOES say peace five times when the handshake comes XD!!!

  • your move houly man

  • no FUCK THAT GUY! *points at sasuke* xD

  • No, f*** that guy! (pointing at Sasuke)

    Let's have some yum yums! I made snaaaacks~!

    Your move, holy man.

    Good morning! Life is beautiful!

  • heh heh....funny and so TRUE...... nobody knows....heh heh....as we ate reeses pieces with the lord and he said you have a piece of lint in your pieceful eye...

    PEACE OFF!!!

    snack time: lets heve some yum yums i made snacks!!!

    crouton oh christ...a jeez-it

  • "This was church, and you were like 'No, f*** that guy!'"

    Love that! Especially since he was pointing at Sasuke.

  • Your move, Holy man.

  • "GOOD MORNING! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!"

  • LOL!!

  • Little "angel" flies out Sakura: Good morning life is beautiful hehe (in the original version no she ain't)

  • and we ate a resses piceses with thaaa lordd!!!!!!.. Nahhhh fuck that guy...! Lets have sooommmeee Yum yummmmsss! ive made snacks! che.. corton-o-christ jezz-it.... check the date on that lord......you move holly man!.. choose wisely.. CHRIT CHEX!....start your day off with the holly way!.. its a bowl full of miricles! AHHH! ITS A BUTIFUL DAY! *stormin like hell out side..*

  • lets have some yum yumms

  • AHA! "and a little angel flies our "GOOD MORNING!"

  • im christian but this is funny as hell!!!!

  • i am christian -_- but bravo

  • this funckking funny

  • this guy is so right i had to go to once so this acrately funny

  • funny

  • omfg that is so funny lmao

  • Im a catholic and very religious (i hope) but this is still hilarious!!!!! These are the exact reasons why people who actually go to church dont like the religion!!!!

  • amen to that!

  • start your day off the holy way with christ chex LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOLOOLO­OLOLOLOLOLOLOl

  • yum yums??? that sounds like something my 7th grade science teacher

  • PEACE OFF!!

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  • @nuclearmaster500 hes laughing at ur pajamas

  • PEAS RAP

    peas off

  • (sees sasuke comeing) no fuck that guy

  • i have a pice of lint in my eye

  • lets have some YUM YUMS!!!!! I've made snacks!!!!

  • @yodaclone5884 i thought he said shmacks lols!

  • lol the litle angle came out GOOD MORING ... LIFE IS BEAUTFULL LOL XD i need my cearl to do that for me every day !!

  • o wow.... lol a jeezit lol

  • i'm catholic, not at all offended, and proud to say that this really does crack me up!

  • @avargirl lol i know right! XD this is histarical! i am going to go have a recess peices with the lord

  • rofl thats horrible but hilarious and exactly hoe i am

  • this is exacly how I am in church

  • Your move holy men lol