@Phoenixtear101 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...No. Go be a Hinata Fan SOMEWHERE else.
If it was gonna BE an Angel..It should be Shizune. 'Cos she helps heal people. Hinata gives shitty cream that no one cares about. OR Konan, because she ACTUALLY is an Angel.
@TheDoujinshiDude Dude, what do you want coming out of the box, a bitch that hurts Naruto or a shy one who at least tries to help Naruto. Take your pick.
@Phoenixtear101 Neither! I want Konan to pop out of the box! Or better yet, Hanabi! Hinata's little sister! Oh well, Sakura is a bitch and Hinata is a Naruto fangirl. Either way, Sakura can go die in a fire, and Hinata can marry someone else.Like Shino or Kiba.
@Phoenixtear101 Oh well FINE. If I HAVE to have either Hinata or Sakura...I'd want the one that has the decent rack and isn't liable to leave me for an Emo shithead.
Start your day the holy way with crist chex! OMFG ROFLMAO I love Dane cook and naruto. Haha this was awesome. They should put this on tv then THAT would be awesome Lolz!!!!
i was in church for 2 days ago (sunday) and when it was time for the priest to talk then i burst out in laugh cus i remembered dane cock's parody of church. i coulndt hold me for laugh
@anothervideo18 i know right i love dane cook the blu collar crew and brian reagan's jokes too!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS IN CHURCH YESTERDAY AND I TOLD THE PREIST WHEN WE WENT IN THE LINE FOR THE "SNACKS" I SHOUTED AND I QUOTE "MAKE YOUR MAVE HOLY MAN AND CHOOSE WISELY
.....I told her she got jewed, it tasted like ordinary water. =.=' she got pissed, REALLY pissed... and kicked us out. than I started to think, man, I just drank like 4 litres of holy water.o.o' does that mean I'm gonna get some kind of special powers or something?! Than I got all excited..which shortly became fear when I thought of what's gonna happen when I pee.....
"And the peaceful deciples said my peace I leave, my peace I give to you as we ate Resces Peaces with the Lord, and I have a peace of lint in my peaceful eeeeeeeeyeeeeeee!!!"
ok in the morning im not in a good enough mood...so when the angel goes " Good Morning! Life is beautiful!" i would say " get the f back in the box!" and also this might happen instead " Good Mor-" " Dude its noon!" "....Good Afternoon then! ^-^" heh thats how it is xD
This is one of my favorites Dane Cook does."And we ate Recees Piecies with the Lord".Lol and "F*** tat guy".I also like "Lets hav sum yum yums!I made snackes XD"
"That would be awesome if that was a real cereal. Start your day off the holy way with christ chex. You open the box its like HAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! A little angel pops out 'GOOD MORNING!'" lollllllll!!!!(: HILARIOUS!!!!
heh heh....funny and so TRUE...... nobody knows....heh heh....as we ate reeses pieces with the lord and he said you have a piece of lint in your pieceful eye...
PEACE OFF!!!
snack time: lets heve some yum yums i made snacks!!!
and we ate a resses piceses with thaaa lordd!!!!!!.. Nahhhh fuck that guy...! Lets have sooommmeee Yum yummmmsss! ive made snacks! che.. corton-o-christ jezz-it.... check the date on that lord......you move holly man!.. choose wisely.. CHRIT CHEX!....start your day off with the holly way!.. its a bowl full of miricles! AHHH! ITS A BUTIFUL DAY! *stormin like hell out side..*
Im a catholic and very religious (i hope) but this is still hilarious!!!!! These are the exact reasons why people who actually go to church dont like the religion!!!!
Wait isn't Dane Cook Gay and isn't his Father that old guy Tim Cook head of the company that makes my phones oops.
SonicZombie117 2 weeks ago
that top comment was only thumbed up because he called him dane cock
RandomizeOverdrive 4 months ago
LOL Jeseetts
Onyxchan16 4 months ago
@Phoenixtear101
SASUKE IZ NOT EMO!!!!!!!!!!!! (1 sided opinion)
I RP AS HIM & NARUTO IS MY FRIND & WE BOTH CAN CLEARLY TELL U HEZ NOT EMO!
ZaneyBear223 4 months ago
Are you sure this was Catholic
oh7mak 4 months ago
And I DO not care about Hinata, but ANYWAY...this is AWESOME! Dane Cook is hilarious!
TheDoujinshiDude 5 months ago
ROFL. xD
rainstar999 5 months ago
OH MY GOD this video is TOO DAMN FUNNY.
makes me proud to be a christian.
this stuff is just perfect.
Chase1002newaccount 5 months ago
If Sakura was the angel that came out of the box, then we're screwed. If anyone is an angel it would be Hinata.
Phoenixtear101 5 months ago
@Phoenixtear101 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...No. Go be a Hinata Fan SOMEWHERE else.
If it was gonna BE an Angel..It should be Shizune. 'Cos she helps heal people. Hinata gives shitty cream that no one cares about. OR Konan, because she ACTUALLY is an Angel.
TheDoujinshiDude 5 months ago
@TheDoujinshiDude Dude, what do you want coming out of the box, a bitch that hurts Naruto or a shy one who at least tries to help Naruto. Take your pick.
Phoenixtear101 5 months ago
@Phoenixtear101 Neither! I want Konan to pop out of the box! Or better yet, Hanabi! Hinata's little sister! Oh well, Sakura is a bitch and Hinata is a Naruto fangirl. Either way, Sakura can go die in a fire, and Hinata can marry someone else.Like Shino or Kiba.
TheDoujinshiDude 5 months ago
@TheDoujinshiDude ookkayyy, whatever floats your boat.
Phoenixtear101 5 months ago
@Phoenixtear101 Oh well FINE. If I HAVE to have either Hinata or Sakura...I'd want the one that has the decent rack and isn't liable to leave me for an Emo shithead.
TheDoujinshiDude 5 months ago
@TheDoujinshiDude okay then.
Phoenixtear101 5 months ago
@Phoenixtear101 Its common tsundere actions......i hate it when people hate Sakura because of that, unlike you she doesn't like perverts
shyomi91 3 months ago
thats what my mom is like with church
AbbyUzumaki18 5 months ago
I want that to happen I just want to open my ceral up and have an angel fly out! "Good Morning! :3" That would be so F***in awesome!
CielXisXmineX 6 months ago
Sorry but sakura is not an angel.....
454skye 6 months ago
@454skye lmfao ikr
RachelGoesRawwr 6 months ago
@454skye <.<; I think your missing the point.. it's a joke, she is human, duh.. -.-
fancynancypigs1 6 months ago
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how come the video finished before the joke?
iktradiostar 7 months ago
Crunchy Christ., Put Milk On The Lord XD Angels Will Fly Out Of The Cereal Box XD
BLAZEFREEMAN2010 7 months ago
lord's a little stale today...check the date on that lord
SHIKAMARUSLOVE 7 months ago
Crouton-o-Christ...A Jezit.
LoveEggNog 7 months ago 2
131 people didnt get their miracle in a bowl
EgoFreak36 7 months ago
and we eat receces piece with lord .XD
heartopener1234 8 months ago
Fricking funny
Lamp0174 8 months ago
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This one isn't so funny...
69Fullmetalninja 8 months ago
*pointing at Sasuke* Yeah, no, f*ck that guy.
Celestfeather 8 months ago 2
I love yum yums they r soooo gud
HinataHyuugaclumsy 8 months ago
lets have some umm umms
1131phoenix 8 months ago
I want some yum yums....
pokemonskyfancat 8 months ago
lol my dad would kill me if he heard this
anyone else "love" strict catholic parents?
FunStuff141 8 months ago 6
"peace off!!!"
rofl
littleblueclovers 8 months ago
pedo priest:
LETS HAVE SOME YUM YUMMMS I MADE SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKZ
tacophailure 9 months ago 36
*does the piece rap*
tacophailure 9 months ago
hahahaha a jezit
melymisa13 9 months ago
I have a feeling if i ever took catholic wafers it stick to the roof of my mouth T_T
TobiShinobii 9 months ago
If Sakura is an angel I do not wanna see a deamon!!!
fightingspiritsgirl 10 months ago
GOOD MORNIKNGSS LIFE IS BEAUTYFUL
silverfoxalchemist 10 months ago
i want zum christ checks lol
caityrockstar 10 months ago
Start your day the holy way with crist chex! OMFG ROFLMAO I love Dane cook and naruto. Haha this was awesome. They should put this on tv then THAT would be awesome Lolz!!!!
sasukeluver1717 10 months ago 2
"The Lord is a little stale today. Better check the date on that Lord." XD
colormenew 11 months ago 5
i was in the middle of church wit my bf and we were doin the peace thing and i acually sccreamed out "DONT LET GO!!!!!!!" <3
SingItAsItIs 11 months ago 2
*points at Sasuke* No, fuck that guy.
Tinker13ee 11 months ago 4
lol its a mirical in a bowl
amberthesuperfox 1 year ago
i was in church for 2 days ago (sunday) and when it was time for the priest to talk then i burst out in laugh cus i remembered dane cock's parody of church. i coulndt hold me for laugh
silksofsweden 1 year ago 9
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Your move holy man xd
flyBlackwolf19 1 year ago
piece off "he fell for it!"
fantasymaster71 1 year ago
Peace rapp
Diehardfilms94 1 year ago
JEEZIT!!!!
itachioftheakatsky 1 year ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
1. copy and paste
2.send this to 2 other videos
3. hold your breath
5.LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
codegeassfanone 1 year ago
dane cook JOKE STEALER
SanguineBullet667 1 year ago
Lolz hole clip ESP 1:40 - 1:55 XD
DarkGreenHero 1 year ago
As we ate recess peaces with the lord... Lolzp! o(^▽^)o
XODaikoXD 1 year ago 3
Ah...the comedian...he's the no1 surprise guy
MAG3neration 1 year ago
Let's have some yum yum! I made some snacks!!!!
LMAO LOL :D
fightingspiritsgirl 1 year ago 4
@fightingspiritsgirl lets have some yum yums i made snacks*
zombiekiller48 1 year ago
peace off!
demonlionvitani 1 year ago
check the date on that lord LOL!!XD
anothervideo18 1 year ago
@anothervideo18 i know right i love dane cook the blu collar crew and brian reagan's jokes too!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS IN CHURCH YESTERDAY AND I TOLD THE PREIST WHEN WE WENT IN THE LINE FOR THE "SNACKS" I SHOUTED AND I QUOTE "MAKE YOUR MAVE HOLY MAN AND CHOOSE WISELY
chipmunklover125 1 year ago
LMAO!! cruton O' crist! xD
yoyoyokitty1 1 year ago 2
.....I told her she got jewed, it tasted like ordinary water. =.=' she got pissed, REALLY pissed... and kicked us out. than I started to think, man, I just drank like 4 litres of holy water.o.o' does that mean I'm gonna get some kind of special powers or something?! Than I got all excited..which shortly became fear when I thought of what's gonna happen when I pee.....
e8tmep3 1 year ago
Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex lol
disedoo06 1 year ago 3
lets have some yum yums!! i made snacks!!
LxSound1 1 year ago 4
He said I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eeeeeyyyyyeeeee.
TheMatthers 1 year ago 5
"And the peaceful deciples said my peace I leave, my peace I give to you as we ate Resces Peaces with the Lord, and I have a peace of lint in my peaceful eeeeeeeeyeeeeeee!!!"
Cardboard38 1 year ago 25
AUGH!
Your move holy man...
CHOOSE WISELY! >:D
(I actually did that. XD)
TyTheEpic 1 year ago
He said peace like...five times man! five times! O.o
TheAlchemistgirl1 1 year ago
lolz "Lets have some YUM YUMS!!!!!!!!!" I've made snacks!!!!!!!!!! i love dane cook he rocks
Taylorzxzx 1 year ago
haha all this is true at my church!
fullmetaldancer1 1 year ago
Your move holly man.
LuckyThe7Tailed 1 year ago
start your day holy with christ chex!!!!!
ROFLMAO
12taildemonraven 1 year ago
Lets have some YUM YUMS I VE MADE SNACKS :D
Nickyx156 1 year ago
A holy snack for your my holy highness
ColdHardPlasticFlesh 1 year ago
The angel!! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! lmfao
gaaralovesme1000 1 year ago
Your move holy man
YugiDmega 1 year ago
@YugiDmega CHOOSE WISELY
megasonicfan228 1 year ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
perypoo123 1 year ago
actually this is hilarious, nice job
mikeyg3100 1 year ago
its not hilarious but funny dude
mikeyg3100 1 year ago
lolz
westii97 1 year ago
dane cook is da bomb!! xDDDD
gaaraandkankuroluver 1 year ago 5
LMFAO DUDE LMFAO
multireviewers 1 year ago
@ Christ Chex I busted out laughing
Goodspittin 1 year ago
Lolz
GloriaMJFAN4EVA 1 year ago
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camrcam2 1 year ago
theres 125 haters on youtube
freddygroger 1 year ago
No F**k that guy
gaaraiscookiemonster 1 year ago
ok vid but u need 2 do some better editing and when he say do the moves i think u should've showed kakashi copying some jutsus
jadethedragon1 1 year ago
I want Christ Chex!
harringtonkaylee97 1 year ago
what episode is 0:21
JulieUchihaKuchiki1 1 year ago
ok in the morning im not in a good enough mood...so when the angel goes " Good Morning! Life is beautiful!" i would say " get the f back in the box!" and also this might happen instead " Good Mor-" " Dude its noon!" "....Good Afternoon then! ^-^" heh thats how it is xD
DragonCloud777 1 year ago 6
im gonna start sayin tht to people i'll b all PEACE OFF!!!!!
kid7779 1 year ago
no fuck that guy LOL
Xkm1058x 1 year ago
i go to church,the one right next to the mall it has good chicken XD lol get it?
And502 1 year ago
@CccCrazykimi wronge vid. That's horror movies. Lol. That vid was hilarious!!!
Mightyeon 1 year ago
Good morning! Life is beautifull ahahaha! Damn, Sakuras face was fitting so damn well on that part haha.
TheInnerChaos 1 year ago
your move holy man.
nabrz3 1 year ago
No F**k that guy (points at sasuke)
xDrumAndRunx 1 year ago
"When it was my turn to get in front of the line id go like aaaaahhhh!!"
"Your move Holyman" xD
xXCOD6Xx 1 year ago
"Start your day off the Holy way with Christ Checks!"
SuperLittleButton 1 year ago 5
Your move holy man. Lol
shadowandnight 1 year ago 57
This is one of my favorites Dane Cook does."And we ate Recees Piecies with the Lord".Lol and "F*** tat guy".I also like "Lets hav sum yum yums!I made snackes XD"
Emoanimegirls101 1 year ago 42
wow how did the captions get Collin Powell?!!!
whoadee27 1 year ago
PEACE OFF DUDE!!!!!
Dax21234 1 year ago 4
'Cruton 'o Christ'
'Jes-it'
LMAO :)
emilyanderson7895 1 year ago 5
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, havent laughed this hard in ages
narutospearman 1 year ago
PEACE OOOOOFFFFF!!!
rockey1123 1 year ago 2
reesses pieces with the lord
trueloveis4u 1 year ago
as we eat recies pieces with da lord XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
NonaL707 1 year ago 4
Dude: Have you checked....the children
Me:Ow shit i left them in the oven too long.
Me:hangs up
16 min later REDILE
Dude:hello?
Me:Hey thanks man,little Johny was delish,so was little julie :)
Dude:WTF
Me: and guess what
Dude:What
Me:YOUR NEXT
CccCrazyKimi 1 year ago
i like yum yums during church.
Pokeman6270 1 year ago
"That would be awesome if that was a real cereal. Start your day off the holy way with christ chex. You open the box its like HAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! A little angel pops out 'GOOD MORNING!'" lollllllll!!!!(: HILARIOUS!!!!
KikaruKobayashi42 1 year ago 8
fuck Sasuke? eew... I don't even wanna see him. Very good btw.
Thumbs Up If You Like Dane Cook! ^^
animecica4 1 year ago 2
Sure I'LL FUCK Sasuke :D. Sasuke: Damn u naruto!!!!!
Rockpelt69 1 year ago
i loved the peace rap then i showed it to my mom and she got mad cuz shes so religious
3m0d3m0n97 1 year ago
peace rap lol
hollowshinobi1 1 year ago
Lord's a lil stale today..HAHAHHAHAH!!
we're in church and you're like "Nah fuck dat guy" HAHAH!! I did that alot in church
FreyazTwin 1 year ago 6
"Start Your Day off the Holy Way" :D
*Angel Flys*
"Good Morning!! Life Is Beautiful! "
xDD haha
xHinataxLovax4xEvax 1 year ago 122
@xHinataxLovax4xEvax Fuck you x.x
DevinSterlingEdward 9 months ago
@DevinSterlingEdward haha why ? :P
xHinataxLovax4xEvax 9 months ago
@xHinataxLovax4xEvax u dont get it he/ or she want to do u o .o...
passwordrthebestship 9 months ago
@passwordrthebestship haha noooo
xHinataxLovax4xEvax 9 months ago
Milk and ramen nty XP
Sasuke9822 1 year ago
no fuck that guy... *points at Sasuke*
me: okay *grabs him away!♥*
KawaiiKat06 1 year ago 3
Jeezits :P
konkorwlfmoon 1 year ago 7
Your move holy man!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razzledazzy 1 year ago 77
@Razzledazzy
choose wisely! >.>
allielgirl 1 year ago
@Razzledazzy choose wisely.
lightninstriker10 1 year ago
start your day off the holy way, with Christ Chex.
AnbuKakashiHatake007 1 year ago 2
DON'T LET GO, YOU DO NOT LET GO OF ME!!!!
jammaster30 1 year ago
i made snacks lets have some yumyums
whitewingangel5 1 year ago 3
hahah I was just gonna comment that guy bellow me :DD
lol crouton o' chrise
jeezit :P
lunalexxi 1 year ago
XD the priest DOES say peace five times when the handshake comes XD!!!
jessiecool007 1 year ago 4
your move houly man
buberking1 1 year ago
no FUCK THAT GUY! *points at sasuke* xD
Olimaru101 1 year ago
No, f*** that guy! (pointing at Sasuke)
Let's have some yum yums! I made snaaaacks~!
Your move, holy man.
Good morning! Life is beautiful!
FozzyElf 1 year ago 3
heh heh....funny and so TRUE...... nobody knows....heh heh....as we ate reeses pieces with the lord and he said you have a piece of lint in your pieceful eye...
PEACE OFF!!!
snack time: lets heve some yum yums i made snacks!!!
crouton oh christ...a jeez-it
alma37274 1 year ago 2
"This was church, and you were like 'No, f*** that guy!'"
Love that! Especially since he was pointing at Sasuke.
Kyouningyou 1 year ago
Your move, Holy man.
AnbuKakashiHatake007 1 year ago 4
"GOOD MORNING! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!"
MoonLoverChild 1 year ago
LOL!!
animefan9043 1 year ago
Little "angel" flies out Sakura: Good morning life is beautiful hehe (in the original version no she ain't)
TheAkatsukiButterfly 1 year ago
and we ate a resses piceses with thaaa lordd!!!!!!.. Nahhhh fuck that guy...! Lets have sooommmeee Yum yummmmsss! ive made snacks! che.. corton-o-christ jezz-it.... check the date on that lord......you move holly man!.. choose wisely.. CHRIT CHEX!....start your day off with the holly way!.. its a bowl full of miricles! AHHH! ITS A BUTIFUL DAY! *stormin like hell out side..*
TheAkatsukiGurl 1 year ago
lets have some yum yumms
happysunshineninja 1 year ago
AHA! "and a little angel flies our "GOOD MORNING!"
WhiteHairedAngel 1 year ago 2
im christian but this is funny as hell!!!!
navia66 1 year ago 4
i am christian -_- but bravo
MrTheTributer 1 year ago
this funckking funny
xrentabrainx 1 year ago
this guy is so right i had to go to once so this acrately funny
niteshade666 1 year ago
funny
BeNice2Others1 1 year ago
omfg that is so funny lmao
f1spa11 2 years ago
Im a catholic and very religious (i hope) but this is still hilarious!!!!! These are the exact reasons why people who actually go to church dont like the religion!!!!
sasuke4eva14 2 years ago
amen to that!
xxxDemonRabbitxxx 1 year ago
start your day off the holy way with christ chex LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
Icebrothers27 2 years ago
yum yums??? that sounds like something my 7th grade science teacher
dragoo468 2 years ago 2
PEACE OFF!!
scralok 2 years ago 5
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nuclearmaster500 2 years ago
@nuclearmaster500 hes laughing at ur pajamas
dragoo468 2 years ago 2
PEAS RAP
peas off
cameronstardust 2 years ago
(sees sasuke comeing) no fuck that guy
ryan222cool 2 years ago 6
i have a pice of lint in my eye
mcdushbag 2 years ago
lets have some YUM YUMS!!!!! I've made snacks!!!!
yodaclone5884 2 years ago 182
@yodaclone5884 i thought he said shmacks lols!
roflmaozerz 1 year ago
lol the litle angle came out GOOD MORING ... LIFE IS BEAUTFULL LOL XD i need my cearl to do that for me every day !!
4lifenarusakusasu 2 years ago 12
o wow.... lol a jeezit lol
individorig 2 years ago
i'm catholic, not at all offended, and proud to say that this really does crack me up!
avargirl 2 years ago 140
@avargirl lol i know right! XD this is histarical! i am going to go have a recess peices with the lord
midnightmagic94824 1 year ago
rofl thats horrible but hilarious and exactly hoe i am
blahblahgirl1998 2 years ago
this is exacly how I am in church
Jhonenlover777 2 years ago 7
Your move holy men lol
1X999 2 years ago 7