RED DEAD REDEMPTION | TheSlickMachine

[jgonzal63]

WILD WILD WEST STONED BRO WELL SAID

[WoWrougeguy]

turn on captions for a whole new perspective on life

[RockStar51588]

You know your reviews are shit when you have to bait people with sex.

[bmg100198]

"The graphics are reall purty too" LOL

[XManOSteelXx]

start a fuckin pencil factory now thats some funny shit right dern there

[XxRipTIde96xX]

Lol this dude is funny

[1LTHawk]

What did you do put this on YouTube. After you recorded it from YouTube.

[gamearama]

now the graphics the graphics is real pertty 

[KOOLMONKEY07]

Im watching you watching a video

[andy13perthkillie]

Your voice makes me want to wear a hood and burn a cross, you redneck fuck.

[MrKieran2322]

Your vioce is fucking annoying some one should rip out your adams apple

[Jimpetey2]

"In the cutscene, you get shot once, and you're down for the count, but in the game, you can get shot with so much fuckin' lead, that you can start a fuckin' pencil factory, alright?"

-Made me lol. xD

[kentucky96rules]

lol



[olgreg3]

"Everything is fucking desert" that about sums it up

[deciusvarus]

Lick My Posse!!

[dooom98]

gay



[ajaydatindiekid96]

get shot with so much fucking lead start a fucking pencil company lMAO

[CushionProductions]

slick. I love this game.

[TheDarkcut]

rockstar fucked up at the end when they killed john off 

[noence]

@TheDarkcut spoiler fucking alert asshole

[Karl88ful]

lllaaggggg

[pbmaniac1979]

haha funny, i like this review

[brentgilson]

i lmfao wen u sed u could get shot by so much lead u dould start a fuckin pencil factory!

[xxxxdukexxxx]

Fucking retard, you obviously aint been far in the game if you think its not big, and all desert.

[CompTech323]

Dude you suck at reviewing maybe you should actually try figuring out what the story was about before making a review. Your cowboy voice also makes me want to shoot someone seriously stop your reviews suck.

[flatron306]

LOL

[kerimoore344]

u record that mmm nice going

[testnumberone1]

everything is not the fucking desert out there, go to Tall Trees. And the map is pretty damn big too.

[BehemothFart]

prrty lol i havent heard someone say that in a long time

[meetmeatthearmpit]

i feel like John Marston is talking here . .

[meetmeatthearmpit]

i feel like John Marston is talking here . .

[ch606]

dude we know its 1911 A.D.,how the hell do they have guns then in 1911 B.C.?

[SPICYMONKEYXD]

No offence, but your voice makes me want to kick someone in the balls...

[minhal01]

@SPICYMONKEYXD "the graphics are reel perrrty", IDIOT!

[TheMaggot9876]

@SPICYMONKEYXD yh, he speaking like me, ive got bad flu. also reminds me of tom hanks in forest gump

[geftargnabl]

Whoever disliked this fucking 231 times wtf is you're guys problem?! this was fucking hilarious please make more vids.

[AGEOFBANKS]

dude i think ur drunk cause you said there weren't any cars in the game. Obviously there woudn't be cause its in 1911

[razzg]

@AGEOFBANKS The automobile WAS in fact invented at that time. And you see a car and get to drive it (tho' not on the drivers seat) later in the game. I think the first car, or automobile, was invented in the mid 1890's.

[mobin1571992]

lol

[Germanboy567]

It ain't all desert. 

[fugleymonkey]

Fuckin' hilarious.

[xborderline8x]

were you drunk when u were recording this?

[nickkingcool]

he is so drunk

[XxUNxTAMEDxX]

biggest redneck evar....

[davidleeman42]

this little kid sounds like he has autism

[davidleeman42]

this little kid sounds like he has autism.

[flatron306]

what a bad video.... a fucking joke

[yankolvich]

john marsdan??

[xxxm3miguelxxx]

this dudes commentary is funny as fuck

[mralanv]

why can't you have sex with the hooker in this game, like we do in gta IV?

[Casioo24]

your a fcuking idiot slickmachine, and the people who actually enjoy listenting to you

[TubySmurph1]

if you fucking listened to the campaign you stupid idiot why do you think there is medicine you dont get any health back so shut your mouth and actually listen to what they say you idiot stop whining and get a life

[shaneca123]

your funny as hell man

[Shubalai]

"The only problem is the environment."

Try living where that game takes place. >.<

[MrINNERLJ]

dude how many windows do you lick?

[NarumiUzaku]

hahaha hes right at 4:20

[wwas12]

tell me how 2 have sex on here send me msg me plz

[sierahCHRISTINExD]

Haha, fucked his wife.

I think it was because they were in a gang and he betrayed him.

[MegaHb12]

ur coll

[TwilightWolf2508]

This accent has to be fake, or exaggerated. Anyways, this game is amazing, but the funs in free roam.

[Morphae]

rofl!!!

[IMeximanI]

'da graphics are real purdy too..'

hahaha

[ripper497]

theslickmachine is a fucking retard, it does make sense ..

[llvorlasll]

Dude is fucken funny, and he also makes sense even though he sounds southern here.

[danny11103]

the guy whose commentating on this vid is weird, thumbs up if you agree

[EGIPredator]

more of a comedy rant then a review LOL

[dshiznit1123]

NIGGGGGERRRR!!!!!!!

[celticmadman123]

Ur a fukn fag

[radiantnakashima]

thats not true about the desert. yes is true most of new austin and mexico is desert but not blackwater area and forest and the swamps

[KelsiROXPonies]

hahaha it's funny how you recorded a video on YouTube and put it on YouTube.

[orgilzrorgilzr]

i fucking hate that john is married

[Disturbedluver96]

@orgilzrorgilzr i know it does suck if he wasnt married there would be more nudity scenes and u could have girlfriends

[wizofhell]

@orgilzrorgilzr AND HAD A BABY....OR TWO (I really don't know)

[orange329]

@orgilzrorgilzr *SPOLIER* WARNING Just wait til the end John dies and jack isnt married (his son)

[Goromir01]

@orange329 i think jack is like his father?^^ no women?

[SlimYabby]

@orgilzrorgilzr i know right if he wasn't we would have raped/have sex with any prostitute

[Nekhet]

@SlimYabby And if he was´nt married the whole story would´nt have made sense. Besides Jack is´nt married or anything and he does´nt want to get it with the prostitutes either.

[Kristiannbg]

@orgilzrorgilzr Jack is not married ut u still cant have shits

[fskate2]

Gates of El Presido is the sex scene. I have it on my channel right now. Idk why every one searches for video game sex scenes though hahahah

[fireoutlaw23]

"in the blink of a lambs eye.." XD

[az798846]

me and tht was so funny nice going mate

[2009joshyboy]

wat the hell is all the strong sexual content about theres no sex in it

[VerdeBikeBro]

@2009joshyboy Yeah in the mission with Reyes hes fucking her on a table.

[snaged911]

@2009joshyboy on the gates of El Presido level during the opening cutscene reyes is banging some girl :p and you see her boobs and everything. Twas traumatizing.

[catwhiskr]

@2009joshyboy i think, like because all of the whores offering themselves..i think that counts? ;p

[dmitri43]

I'm surprised a moron like you even knows how to operate a computer... O.o

[mysticulelfs]

That was actually pretty funny.

[Geforcenerd]

worst youtube video i ever seen in my life.

[iknobitchsuckmydick]

@0:35 what !

[MegaSonTard]

gamevideos(dot)1up.com/video/i­d/29557

[musicforchewfaygs]

how did you never learn how to play poker?

[JoaoMario24]

i searched red dead redemption ending scene and this came up.

[mngump]

Dude, put your ear muffs back on and go and find your baseball...

[y0mrelm0]

um actually you cant get shot 17 times at once with out dieing, only 6 on my game. " mother fucker" oh and before i forget ur DUMBBB

[n3xium]

you are one mistake ur mom had to swallow..

[botacheeks]

you r wack slick

[CubaKid94]

da graphiks is reeeaal puuurty

[Longmachao]

The sex scene is a fat mexican chick with this rich mexican douche. Not very pleasant , and came as a surprise since i didn't know before hand.. and had to sit through a awkward 10min. with my parent watching me play.

[swzbdop87]

@Longmachao Is the scene skippable? I'm don't think I'd wanna see that.

[Longmachao]

@swzbdop87 , yea .. you can, but its only like 10 second of it.

[trueSTUFF2296]

dude.... he was arrested and the government is holding his family hostage, until he arrests or kills all of his old gang. At the beginning he was hot by and left to die, so he basically just wants to kill everyone. "he fucked his wife or somthing".........

[xlazer6]

theres no freaking sex

[Mr25assassin]

hey guys dint u get it

POSSE it looks like pussy

[Pinguin857]

0:24 lol you coppied a video ps its not posse its pussy

[TeamGYD]

@Pinguin857 no shit. its a joke.

[HummingKiller]

HE CAN'T EVEN WRITE PUSSy !

[xlazer6]

@HummingKiller hes not trying to write pussy its supposed to be a joke because he has a posse in the game or a gang and its supposed to be thought as pussy but also as posse

[TeamGYD]

@HummingKiller he meant posse because thats what the gang is called. retarded ass fuck.

[onxy24]

U sound like u got a cock in ur throat

[aszkanfederation28]

hahahahaha

[hilogean]

"maybe its just a small problem, but it just doesnt make any god damn motherfuckn sense that you should get shot one time in the cut scene, and your down for the count, but in the game you can get shot so many fuckn times that you can start a fuckn pencil factory" AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA holys shit. I 100 percent agree though. Thats the same with GTA and shit, fuckn pisses me off, like in SA c.j turns into a pussy wen that mexican chick has a gun on him, though he can get shot 200 motherfuckng times.

[EmperorXaozx]

@hilogean Her name was Catalina and she scared CJ to the point he just didn't argue.

[TheBarkingFrog]

@hilogean so it would be better to just die everytime you get shot once or twice?

[hilogean]

@TheBarkingFrog better no, but realistic yes. im not trying to bitch out the fact you can get shot like 30 times and not die, im just saying they shoulda made the cutscene to where you get shot like 8 times or something, just more then once, and then passed out, or maybe got shot once in the leg or something so you couldnt walk and crawled away, and then was saved by the chick, or something like that. But hey i can't say shit, this game is fuckn amazing no matter what.

[hilogean]

HAHAHA this guys fuckn voice is killin me . lol EVERY THINGS THE FUCKN DESERT. love that shit

[ShadyMonkeyH]

Energy much?

[renfrowm]

someone tell me can u not have sex with the prostitutes and if so how

[mauriciochivas]

@renfrowm

you cant i read in gameinformer that john is a "faithfull married man"

[BigCoz78]

Everything's not the desert like you say.

There's the great planes, there's coastal (blackwater) and woods (tall trees) and snow mountains. So...not true ya dumb fuck. The 1st area s mostly desert, but if you play the game for more than an hour you'd unlock shit.

[blindrawing]

best gun slinger ever is Bret Favre. watch NFL channel it even says it.

[chorltzLol]

the sex scvene is in one of the missions in mexico, i forgot who it was, just watch cut scenes

[Derfonic]

How has this not got more likes? xD

[PS3xxMichael]

play the 1st red dead

[traveese087]

lambs can't blink

[susanlloyd1]

@traveese087 yeah they can. My dads a farmer.

[MutinyFromAbove26]

where the fuck is the sexual content in this game?!

[MutinyFromAbove26]

where's the sex scene faggots?!

[billwaddle]

lol pencil factory, priceless

[codman9451]

ok Forest Gump. Nice talkin to you! lol.

[LyricsMuch]

you sound like an imbred hillbilly

[DazedSpartan]

skip to 4:20

[thedroid23]

this is such a good a review...

...(sarcasm)

[64punk]

did it touch a nerve 

[MyFistToYourFace]

haha that shit be funny especially that last rant, i thought it was lame how he got shot in the begining too but then i realized he was rusty since he put down his gun and tried to raise a family and all and had no need for all that outlaw shit.... dont need to be robbing banks with your baby in your arms slows things down ya'know

[K1LL3R12344]

dude its a fuckin game of course u can get shot fucking retard

[64punk]

STOP SWEARING DICK

[64punk]

swearing WHY ?

[chuck23gurus]

@64punk Just curious. How is it you have managed to survive as long as you have? Fuck.

[SauseMix007]

this game is awesome, controls are awesome and whoever doesnt like even a piece of this is SHITTY DUMBASS RETARD.

[Zackattack9985]

You must be trolling. There is no way you are this much of a fucking retard!

[stevemeltzer1]

hey redlettermedia wannabe poser. Try writing jokes next time so you can be funny instead of winging it figuring if you say anything that comes to your mind in a funny voice, it would be worth my time.

[lglower]

the best motherfucking gunslinger...priceless:)...nic­e job man:)

[foah201]

how do you fuck a whore in the game?

[jango365]

19 hundred 11 A.D.? WTF

[HaloCustomFilms]

@jango365 1911 A.D. What's wrong with that?

[halodude548]

@HaloCustomFilms wild west in 1911 wtf?!

[HaloCustomFilms]

@halodude548 Yeah actually the frontiers died out in the 1920's with Woodrow Wilson.

[sceintistforGod]

dont blame George Bush you piece of trailer trash something bad happened under his watch so everybody points a finger at him so why dont you go crawl back to your stupid stereotype and complain to your boyfriend about how bush was so bad and how good obama is yeah right tell me one good thing obama did?whats that? oh nothing.

[dukie370]

the one good thing obama did was free health care and bush went to war for oil and tryed to kill a man his daddy could not kill look im english so i dont care what the fuck the usa does

[calebs09]

@dukie370 dude your a dumbass obama has spent more money in his 1st year than all the other presidents combined literallly. anyways if u would notice im not going to pay for a fatass lazy mofo to sit at home and get free shit from my taxes. and im not going to wait 2 moths to go see a doctor ill be dead byb then...like in EUROPE!!!!

[iceher5]

look whos trying to act smart XD calm down friend its youtube

[dukie370]

@calebs09 yes you are right but he has put more money in to schools so kids no how to spell month and europe has a good health care service there are parts of it that fucks it up like the NHS so next time you reply wipe the red off your neck

[HaloCustomFilms]

@sceintistforGod I hate Obama even more than I hated Bush, and I TRULY hated Bush with a passion. Obama is just a stupid idiot acting like a socialist.

[lazathor]

@sceintistforGod in england we have had like 5 prime ministers that haven't done anything, come to think of it, the last useful prime minister we had was whinston churchill who was the reason we won WWII

[dh777777777777777777]

"He's taking so much lead he could start a fuckin pencil factory!" that's great

[HeroesRecon]

it was a cutscene, it was part of the storyline, and besides with ur accent i didnt know u were smart enough to realise something so small and pointless tht it doesnt even matter, just play the dang game and keep ur stupid comments to urself and broadcast all over youtube how stupid the game is

[AsSaSsInSGrEeD09]

Ah, Ok. It's just that on YouTube you can't detect the tone in someones voice that indicated whether they are joking or not.

[OptimusPrimeribs]

horrible

[theclockworks2]

good job man, seriously, me and my bro were laughing our asses off and we both said this guy should do this more often. lol awesome review keep them coming.

[SynergyS17]

This is the funniest review ever.

[earthy075]

reminds me of 3:10 to Yuma

[SonySpArTaN144]

I absolutely love how in this video he uses hypercam 2 or 3 to record another youtube video in very low fps and then re-post it without even cropping out the other youtube bar! btw (SPOILER ALERT!) there's no sex scene in this shit ^_^

[fearofmars]

Haha all these youtubers being trolled hard by TheSlickMachine. I lol'd when I saw all the thumbs downs.

[brandydonpedro]

from mexico is one copia of game GUN contenido sex one engaño is for children not pornografia.

[brunereyn43]

lol pencil factory

[brooksy19921]

hahaha this dude said 19 hundred 11 ad

[jmann94]

stupid hick

[anotherdrunkguy]

hahaha! "you can get shot like 4 score and 17 times"... That was good shit.

[greatpunter]

its a fucking game

[HaloCustomFilms]

John dies. You beat the game. Get to play as Jack. OWNED! FLAME WAR COMMENCE!

[pimpolay95]

@HaloCustomFilms hey ya maybe in your fucked up ending in mine im still alive maybe you gotta have a certain amount of honor plus i didnt kill bill or havier

[HaloCustomFilms]

@pimpolay95 Well you haven't finished the game. He dies after you complete all your home missions with Abigail, Uncle, and Jack.

[AsSaSsInSGrEeD09]

@HaloCustomFilms Nice one for ruining the game for me, jackass.