Heroes of Ancient Greece

[Shadowking640]

I'm such a nerd for getting this joke >.<

[mann0311]

you know in the future we're just gonna be called humans

[stopeatingthepizza]

@KasplazmTV Fuck off.

[stopeatingthepizza]

@oOToStopANightmareOo I'm not talking about the video.

[oOToStopANightmareOo]

@stopeatingthepizza Greece gave us Democracy and were very smart and open minded. It's a PARODY. Don't take the internet seriously.

[Ryak1234]

That was Cronos speaking to the Omlypians? Which are his own babies. Fail.

[buddythecow]

pretty much the cliffnotes for the oddysey

[Link4Dinner]

I'm offensive, and I found this God of War

[jacobespo117]

i am offensive and i find this greek

[popwwy]

I am this and Greek is offended

[PaulieDeMafia210]

I am Greek and I can assure you that this sums up half of Ancient Greece's mythology. Yes, our "revered ancestors" where getting more loony the closer they where to Athens.

[CodeOuch]

The only people who are offended seem to be the ones who are ignorant of Greek myth...

[giannhsthesniperman]

Greece Rules :D

[Netolli]

I know this is a reference to Kronos but he was a god/titan and there wasn't a curse to begin with; just a prophecy.

[LBPCraftsman]

@Netolli ...who cares?

[Netolli]

@LBPCraftsman

Apparently I do. :)

[efgragin]

@Netolli Would you prefer he kills his own father and sleeps with his own mother?

[Netolli]

This would make more sense if he said, "But I slept with my mother" instead.

[MrDarknesskid]

It appears that

*puts on sungalsses*

he doesn't like babys

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[doomyman108]

I thought Greece in solcial studies was just lots of happy naked people :P

[MaidenMissKey]

Ummmmm NOOOOOOO Cronos ate his babies, not Socrates

From what I know, anyway. XD

[theposhenglishguy]

@MaidenMissKey yep ur correct

[Blueprincess212]

omg ANCIENT GREECE!

[Shadowking640]

I get it!

[Microitalian]

I was expecting a gay joke

[electric926]

That's actually pretty clever.

[aboriginalbrainchild]

Nice. Thanks for the inspiration guys keep up the good work. I started a series called Pun Intended doing 5 Sec films. Cheers!

[mergus]

@aboriginalbrainchild % Second Films: Congratulations! Good luck to you in your future endeavors! *whispers to each other* Kill him!

[JivemasterJ]

I ate my wifes AB (afterbirth)!

[MyMusicObsessed]

This channel has the best puns. :3

[nnaco1010]

the reference is to the story of philomela.

[TheGuyWIthaDeepVoice]

For those that don't know, Greek mythology can be summed up in 2 ways:

1. This video

2. All the gods were having a "Who Can Screw Each Other Over the Most" Contest and Hera won overall

[Blargsoup]

Gawsh I didnt know people would make a big fuss over a five second video

[RichardHTT]

Please!!! can you make subtitles??!!! TOT Please! (ITALIANO)

[UpOnTheValleys]

@RichardHTT "La maledizione divina è stata rimossa!" "Yeeeeeh!" "Ho mangiato i miei figli..." "Yee..."

[TheSchimmi]

A greek themed video and no references to gay sex? As a gay greek, i am highly offended.

[TheFiliusMortis]

I approve.

[ZoDIaKRusso]

If you are someone who is easily offended then why do you bother watching 5sf and reading the comments...or go on the internet for that matter

[stopeatingthepizza]

@KasplazmTV I call it racism because there isn't any proper word for it in my knowledge. And believe me, I have a very wide vocabulary.

[Tycooniak]

@stopeatingthepizza If there isn't any proper word for it then why bother commenting and embarrassing yourself?

[stopeatingthepizza]

@Tycooniak Because it was fucking offensive. I have some Greek in my blood, you know. I hate fags like those who think they're so cool because they insult people who aren't like them.

[KasplazmTV]

@stopeatingthepizza

OH MY LORD! You're getting offended? AND ON THE INTERNET? THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE! I SAY WE BAN EVERYTHING THAT OFFENDS THIS MAN!

Fuck off, nobody gives a shit if anything offends you.

[PurPLcrAYonZftw]

...tl;dw

[MrUBtrollin2]

@PurPLcrAYonZftw uh..... what?

[PurPLcrAYonZftw]

@MrUBtrollin2 tl;dw (too long; didn't watch) just like tl;dr (too long; didn't read)

[stopeatingthepizza]

*not

[stopeatingthepizza]

@TheLyricKitty I called a guy a racist for insulting the entire population of Greece. Then some other idiot comes and gets into a huge fight with me about how it's now racist. Whatever. He's still being offensive to an extremely large population of people.

[KasplazmTV]

@stopeatingthepizza

So you confirm that I was right and that you're an ignorant moron. Good to hear!

[TheLyricKitty]

I can't find StopEatingThePizza's comment and I am sick and tired of the Casey Anthony references.

[ApocalypseMoose]

I didn't know Casey Anthony had Greek ancestors...

[TheNoobRapter]

Do you eat babys with olive oil, or hummuse. Because I can never pet the right tasting baby.

[JacoBxTrevinO]

777777777777777777777777777777­7777777

[thatguywholikeducks]

my little pony in the related???

[BootGonnaEatShoes]

@thatguywholikeducks There's a My Little Pony video related to this because baby ponies. Most likely related because this video and that video have 'babies' in it's tags

[Thebestmang]

The blind guy's reaction is so funny

[PepperSaltNstuff]

I declare that everyone should press 7 repeatedly.

[Skeif13]

@PepperSaltNstuff 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONG!

[OMGItsJousis]

Even the URL was like "FUAAAAAAAAAMAA!"

[Fonchezzzz]

I just read Oedipus, so I lolled. Oedipus lifted curses, killed his dad, and slept with his mom.

[SunnyDB1TCH]

I used to eat babies

*snickers*

*ppppppffffshhhht*

...UNTIL I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!! lol I'm so fucking original

[S4M02K8]

I love the blind guy on the left.

[orclander]

@S4M02K8 What makes you think he's blind?

[S4M02K8]

@orclander Why else would he be wearing a blindfold.

[AwesomeTyme]

This greek and offensive. I'm find I

[TheColtCrazy]

@AwesomeTyme <----- holy shit

[MegaAnnoying1]

@AwesomeTyme IT IS YOU :O

[TCfoxs]

Keep pressing 7 and it sounds like autotune.

[m0xalis]

I'm greek and i find babies delicious.

[Skippy647]

I used to eat my own babies... Then I

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*...

You know what, this isn't even relevant.

[DeadmauFIVEisCorrect]

Everyday I'm bufferin'.

[norcal614]

I still chuckled inside but I DONT GET IT!!

[TheRpm1999]

@norcal614 Its Kronos 

[selfishbirch]

y u so fucked up?!

[Rubr1k]

I'm offensive and I find this greek.

[hark2e]

@Rubr1k That joke was funny a few weeks ago.

[Scoat]

@hark2e Don't worry, this is YouTube, people find the most overused jokes hilarious.

[bretzos]

i am greek and i find this...on youtube

[Napolionachtig]

Don't.. quite.. get it. What am I looking for?

[LamuksProductions]

@Napolionachtig Kronos ate his own baby and 1 survived i think... 

[legionthantos]

@LamuksProductions That 1 survived, fought Kronos and made him vomit the others. Then the babies chained him up in Tartarus (I believe)

[RedRad1990]

@legionthantos yeah, it was the ALMIGHTY ZEUS!!! :D

[rambo171993]

@legionthantos Zeus was the one who survived, and he freed the other ones killing Kronos, then he became King of the gods for freeing them all.

[Pabami]

strange to see that just right after watching Immortals

[UpOnTheValleys]

My 5 years of Greek studies... in 5 seconds.

[xTheGerbilx]

@UpOnTheValleys

at least the romans made a sport of it :)

[Mrericsson22]

oedipus :D

[3diot]

You know it's a good video when the description is longer than the video! xD

[theajtruth]

Just like my dick !

wait wrong video.....

[MantasZilinskasLT]

Is it only me, or link to this video has "FUAAAAAAAAAA" written?

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@MantasZilinskasLT

Just you, it's different for me

[manstie]

@MantasZilinskasLT FUAAAAAAAAA is when it's from your youtube updates.

[HiImNickWhoAreU]

Oedipus ate his mother.

[odynhros]

@HiImNickWhoAreU his mother/wife commited suicide. he poked his eyes out

[HiImNickWhoAreU]

@odynhros I'm making reference to him having sex with his mother. When I say he ate her...uhh...

[odynhros]

@HiImNickWhoAreU you're so creative in your own language....why does eat mean have sex with??? i guess in your country cannibalism is considered a sexual act.

[HiImNickWhoAreU]

@odynhros Not at all, i'm making reference to 'eating out', feel free to pop over to any porn site/ your parents bedroom, i'm sure you'll see what I mean.

[masterjp93]

@odynhros Wow...you really don't know what eating out someone is? I guess in your country you're either 12 or ...well live in another country.

[MysteryStewpot]

@stopeatingthepizza it's not racist. Racist means a hatred to a race, example: black, Asian. It has nothing to do with nationality

[MetricCaboose1]

Casey Anthony would be proud...

[BriannaDawnc]

Did he say he ate his own baby? I can hardly tell....

[1TheStuffChannel1]

@BriannaDawnc I ate my own baby.

[spartoon110]

These videos must be a bitch and a half to render out...

[Darklunessence]

The sword on his belt is such an anachronism :P

[rndmwhitekid]

Some of the smartest people watch and comment on these videos..

[getsugatenshobankai]

@TheSilleGuy LMAO!! That sucks.

[getsugatenshobankai]

@TheSilleGuy LMAO!! That sucks.

[CarboniHHHH]

@TheSilleGuy and the 7th second doesn't show up at all

[TheZumzumm]

@TheSilleGuy I have to wait a hole minute to watch this videos :(

[HiThereImKester]

@TheSilleGuy Wasn't that in the top comments on the last 200 5s videos?

[mann0311]

why's it always say 9 seconds when you first load the video

[angelana89]

yea-oh :/ lol

[Tarik360]

Greek Tragedies in a nutshell.

[SnickerDoodlz]

Hm, a modest proposal at best.

[optiMITCHprime]

105 comments and no Johnathan Swift jokes!? For shame commenters, for shame.

[glitch451]

@optiMITCHprime The only reason they were upset was because they had eaten all of the babies and were still hungry. The king had the only babies left in the city and had eaten them all by himself. That bitch didn't even make shoes out of them or anything.

[DedicatedToHelping]

The blind guy must have seen that coming

[OneHappyPooper]

@nickylm12345 good job, you quoted the entire video.

[NoHeadsProduction]

I'm 14 and what is the joke?

[rushnerd]

You remind me of the babe

[SgtHydra]

@rushnerd A GOBLIN BABE

[Walrus563]

Ugh. I tried understanding it after watching once, but I had to watch it twice before I really got it >.<

[oumo]

I don't even get it

[MrDiTime]

0:06 kelseys face!

[enigma273]

Babycakes

[HoboNinja2]

When I saw David Bowie, I expected a Labyrinth reference :x

[that1guy101691]

MY NAME IS IN THE TAGS O.O

Alec....

[nickylm12345]

hero: the curse have been lifted !

villagers:yeahhhh!

hero:i ate my own babies

man:yea...ouw...

[moa2607]

@nickylm12345 you know your an idiot queting a 8 second long video

[nickylm12345]

@moa2607 omg you are the idiot because you start another conflict for nothing when there is already another conflicts.

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

That is a very tragic statement? Is there a re-hab for you? What can I do to help?

-Brandon

the man of men

[xarepe1]

Is it just me or does that guy really look like Daryl Hall?

[carrotspencer]

LOL !

[thatjacobkiddo]

hold down 3 for an interesting sounds and hand gestures

[redattacker5123]

Back when their economy didn't suck.

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@redattacker5123

PARDON YOU!

-Brandon

Man of Capital Letters

[ShadoTheBrainTheif]

I can't tell if the look on Kelsey's face at the end is horror or arousal.

[stopeatingthepizza]

@EntrailSaunders Proof that EntrailSaunders is a racist bastard

[KasplazmTV]

@stopeatingthepizza

Proof that you're a fucktard who doesn't understand the concept of racism.

[stopeatingthepizza]

@KasplazmTV He insinuated that the entire population of Greece were morons.

If that's not racist, then I don't know what it.

[TheEloeo]

@stopeatingthepizza It has nothing to do with racism. If anything, xenophobia, but you can't just assume he's xenophobic from that one comment.

[KasplazmTV]

@stopeatingthepizza

The Greeks aren't a race, tard.

[stopeatingthepizza]

@KasplazmTV You are an idiot.

[KasplazmTV]

@stopeatingthepizza

You... you can't be THIS retarded. Let me give you some examples of races: Black, White, Hispanic, Asian/Pacific, and Arab/Brown. Greek is not a race, it's a heritage. You are born in Greece? Your family came from Greece? You are Greek. There are many different types of Greek; black, white, maybe Asian, but mostly white.

Your argument is invalid.

[TheKiaraLady]

@KasplazmTV "Hispanic" means Spanish speaking. it's not a race.

[laom20]

@TheKiaraLady The word "hispanic" comes from the latin "Hispania" which means "Spain". "Hispanic"is neither Spanish-speaking nor a race, it's just something/someone from Spain. Hope this helped.

[AssKicker411]

@KasplazmTV Retarded is an Axis II mental illness, which requires sympathy and understanding, while being an ignorant person is uniformed of the common knowledge present in the world. Kupo.

[evilcitrus]

@KasplazmTV let me give you some examples of races: HUMAN, 100m, 400m, marathon. the concept of different human races is a human invention and is not an actual reailty

[KasplazmTV]

@evilcitrus

What the fuck are you talking about? We humans are NOT all the same. A white man looks nothing like a black man. Races are not an invention, they're a name.

So, your argument is invalid (but I liked your example of races)

[evilcitrus]

@KasplazmTV quotes from wikipedia "Scientists consider biological essentialism obsolete" "races are said to be social constructs"

you're saying that people are different because they look different? so being white-skinned makes me just like all white people and nothing like all black or asian people?

when you call someone black or white you are describing their appearance and nothing else. it says almost nothing about their genetics and absolutely nothing about them as people

[KasplazmTV]

@evilcitrus

Races also act differently and have very different cultures. A white man's city is nothing like an Asian man's city (before they influence each other), They look different, because they ARE different. It's really not that hard to tell.

[evilcitrus]

@KasplazmTV but culture and race are completely independent. there are tons of cultures within each so-called "race" of people. almost all aspects of culture evolve from the environment/resources available and have absolutely nothing to do with how those people look. if a white guy were born and raised in a mongolian village, he would act and talk just like everyone within that culture, but he would still look like a "normal" white person. behaviors come from culture, not race

[TechnologyMAN1245]

@evilcitrus are you kidding me right now? A culture/race argument on an 8 second comedic video???

[evilcitrus]

@TechnologyMAN1245 hey i didn't start it. but we can start another one if you want

[MrHippyRobot]

@evilcitrus You're obviously arguing on different sides of the spectrum. He's saying that races affect genetics, which they do unless two races combine making the baby have a mixture of both genetic codes from each parent and your arguing about how races don't effect culture or people, which apart from racism is completely true also. So stop fighting about something that doesn't need to be fought about or especially something that doesn't even make sense.

[evilcitrus]

@MrHippyRobot i wouldn't call our discussion fighting. i was just trying to make the point that most people think of race in the wrong way. biologically/genetically there is no significant difference between any humans because of their race. the human brain naturally lumps things into categories to make new information easier to process, but in this case it is wrong to assume anything about anyone simply based on the color of their skin, including their genetics.

[thenamesbanana]

"I guess that was just enough to-"

*Takes off Sunglasses*

"-fetus cravings."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

[MrPolkinghorne]

@thenamesbanana You sir win at the internet!

[Foxfool228]

@MrPolkinghorne No!

Don't encourage more of those jokes!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­-

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@Foxfool228

FUUUUUUUU???

Brandon

Man of Questions

[MyNameLeonIs]

@ramonsterns are you fucking kidding me? This is medival Greece not ancient China...

[MrGuitarfreak102]

@MyNameLeonIs ancient greece, big difference

[Nixel85]

Greek Hero - "I ate my own baby"

Me - "The sword is wrong. Fuck this, I'm turning on the History channel"

[ click ]

Greek Hero on History channel - "I ate my own baby... from SPACE"

Me - "What The Fuck?!!

[manineedasnowcone]

Ummm, wouldn't that be Cronus, not Socrates?

[EntrailSaunders]

Proof that greek people have always been stupid...

[REPTAR828]

what nine seconds?!?!?! what is this?

[KrustynailsVideo]

@REPTAR828 sometimes it says nine seconds on your homepage and then eight on the actual video