Oklahoma Roadkill

[mw2mikkel]

Thats a fucking retarded cow...

[mhmcupcakes]

I'M PISSING MY PANTS, WTF IS THAT THING?

U CASUALLY SEE THAT? WTF IS UP WITH THA LEGS N SHIT LOOOOOOOOOL SOMEONE PLEASE, DAMM. I CANT FUCKING BREATH LLOOOOOOL

[mhmcupcakes]

The title only, i fucking laughed. lmfao. "oklahoma roadkill" haaaaaaaaaaa! Damm u, u crazy american!

[Globus601]

sweet home oklahoma!!!!!!

[thesummerbutterflies]

There's your dinner :D

[andygarcia702]

Awwww Poor Cat!

[trocki80]

its a fucking african hog !

[MrBombetlog]

told you not to mess with chuck norris...

[nfsmw6]

beef

[EliteSk8Productions]

Calf-Cow...

[Hahren]

it's obviously a panda, how stupid are you Zack Scott?

[thebluegurl26]

@Hahren ...Aren't pandas black and white? And live in China? O.o

[Hahren]

@thebluegurl26 that's a hoax

[thebluegurl26]

@Hahren A hoax? The last time I checked pandas don't have hooves...O.o..

[Hahren]

@thebluegurl26 They do. look it up.

[alan517815]

Fluffypig!

[LLukAAs08]

whineing like a girl...be a man!!

[bigsasserify]

its a cow.

[NatashaFatale59]

@bigsasserify exactly what I was going to say, but you beat me to it LOL!

[SuperNaomi29]

@bigsasserify its a pig



[D1RtYD1ShWaShErDancE]

@SuperNaomi29 That's the joke you fucking retard.

[Jdraco723]

Nope.

Just Chuck Testa.

[dagoodstuff12]

i was just waiting fr the anmal to turn into a zombie and maul him

[i123456789123456789]

goat

[MrSBChevy]

its 400 hp chevy powered man bear pig.

[angelface22322]

YUMMY, don't you think?

Just the stuff your girlfriend likes.

[WoWTilter]

Well it is Manbearpig.. Legs of Pig Face of bear and he ate a Man so its Manbearpig. ^^

[TeamBangout1]

well it looks like..... yo mama!! ha ha sorry i couldn't resist

[Duahlity]

Its from the saw game manbearpig were doomed!

[matribumatri]

gotta be a sheep.

[RoCkYsTyLe23]

dude, its a pig look at his legs

[umair2311]

rigor mortis ftw.

[gmodwirelight]

hmm its a polar bear find murder and go to police xD



[darrenfoo2012]

lol

[TheMalikisawesome]

its a dead cow since its dead it swole up from the heat

[Rayman408]

look ma roadkill

[msmariobros101]

ahhhhhhhhhh. i so gonna go there wit mah unkl

[justjazziamazing13]

When a farmer has a dead animal they will place it in front of the gate and a truck from protein valley comes along picks it up, butchers it, skins it and makes it into pattys for local Mickey D's. Think some of it makes it to the local taco joints as well.

[msmariobros101]

@justjazziamazing13 i dont think i should eat at mah local taco bell or the sonic next to it after wut u told evry body

[EXT109]

50% off on all beef the next day!

[hahahahaha38408]

how the fuck d u manage to run something of tht size over o.o



[TheTheDanceMusic]

Bunchies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[MaGiCpEnGu1n]

MANBEARPIG!

[finline69]

its polarbear and cow

[theperfectperson90]

@finline69

exactly.......

a polarcow

*troll*

[c3t1f13dgoon]

i would love 2 stick my cock nn it

[SirNicholasD]

Used to just burry these after dragging them with a tractor. The dirt would go up high before it popped, then the dirt would get red,black,greenish with putrid rot for days lol

plantgrowth on those areas was epic fast and well nourished ;P

[JustinHansen6669]

@SirNicholasD, used to do that with sheep. had a couple compost piles for it. then as the ground just started to freeze we would spread the piles in the field. almost worked better then spreading manure

[Puertoricanlegacy]

1:00 slender man's near by?

[TheTop20freak]

chills 

[AnywhereButHere09]

Fly-blown sheep....

[macklinnful]

omg this is so sad! poor animal!

[juliiee97]

@macklinnful ikr.. i hate road kill...

[musclecarluvr1]

Lmfao... Uhhhl it stinks! Uhhhl!! Its dead though, i hope. Its tongue is sticking out....lol. Look at all the flies and the crap!!!! Uhhll ! A gag reflex. I feel kinda sick, gotta wiff of that.

So there ya have it.....Its a fuckin inbred PolarLama-CowBearSheep.

[TeeTimTee]

i think thats aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... LLAMMALLAMMALAMMALAMMALAMMALAM­MALAMMALAMMALAMMALAMMALAMMALAM­MALAMMALAMMALAMMApig

[dirtyjankscc]

wild boar.

[morganrocks911]

Nooo they killed it XO

[LizardLover981]

Awww thats so sad!!!!

[thomas41681]

That´s porkzila dude! falled out of the sky....he must be hidden by a airplane or something when it was trying save the world from airpolution!

[xXL3GITAMACYXx1]

Got milk?

[kapstzis10]

ouououououououou



[YGOMaster97]

you loves animals

[rvbsmcaboose]

you call tha roadkill i call that a dead bug in texas everything is bigger so imagine hitting the size of a tank

[TheSam10123456789]

its a fat cow lying dead on the side of the road cus it starved to death.

[bigcreator]

We have them here to its called a arctic white bear

[101bojangels]

I love oklahoma but in my experience very few ppl just move to oklahoma w/o first having a friend or family member who is currently living there. It's as my little brother says the armpit of America. lol

[3200dan]

Its a cows trust me i have over 1500 of them.

[SnowyHil]

its a sheep obviosly

[bestshowontheweb]

OMIGOD! SOMONE RAN OVER MANBEARPIG!!!!!!!

[MrGumble1337]

road kill i assume... i just wanna go there...... and lick on it OMNOMOM

[m1kewithaone]

dude, i really liked you 'blackberry pie' video. it had me rolling on the floor!!! laughing. and at the same time, it made me want to go bake a black berry pie, interesting....

[Rhomeozon]

@iCheeseySims ur stepmother has a penis?

[shadmehr2008]

Are you sure its a roadkill? that needs an RPG to kill lollll

[losingmymind611]

thank god you didn't poke it

[Silversonic11]

I think that cow eventually got picked up by Jeremy Clarkson.

[LuminousGuy]

sheep

[ikikage99]

It's a sheep. It's inflated, because after you die, when your body decomposes you produce gasses and these gasses can inflate your inner cavities.

[cringe76]

Polar Bear?



[evinsteven13]

@cringe76 no, your mom

[spanishblackman12]

@cringe76 so a polar bear has 4 hooves and a long tail?

[ChristenS2415]

it has hoofs, its a cow!!!

[Legion123fishy]

@cringe76 Polar pig

[MrTrippKing]

gosh guys you got it all wrong, its an oompa loopma of course!

[Videoforthewin]

only in America.

[darkwolfen3]

Actually it could likely be a sheep... rigor mortis causes the body to bloat alot...

[jim97991]

looks like a pig

[skudzer1985]

Pull out your lightsaber and make yourself a little home for the night.

[LeopardGeckoTree]

Patrick Star voice: Hehehehee it's a pickle!

[bulkabdg]

why the fuck you recording it?

[Josh17bass]

its a bird !

[diesel5471]

you know once they filmed a dead cow rotting its really weird: the belly inflates D: and becomes like a balloon that what happend to that cow and that why the 2 feet are in the air :3 (sorry for my english)

[Sevii2223]

I think its a pig.

[giokidify]

@Sevii2223 Its a cow

[haytxa911]

I wouldve fucked it

[giokidify]

@haytxa911 Me 2

[nintendonerdgoodbad2]

so thats where rosie o donnel has been

[exquisite6]

@iCheeseySims LOL

[fantagegregory]

if thats a cow then cows go baaaaaa or cors go AHHH STUPID CAR/PERSON DON'T HIT ME!!!!!!! baaaaaaa............

[paperpusher75]

That is one weird looking cow...not just because it's dead!

[KWuebbels72]

its a goat

[SuperBakeDizzle]

@KWuebbels72 its a bloated goat right? Because of the gas that builds up in the body?

[TheEExposed]

i live in oklahoma!!!

[1337sparta7331]

IN THE THUMBNAIL IT LOOK LIKE DOG. MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN.

[172jonno]

stop moaning about the smell bear grylls would eat this for dinner!

[DrawerWorthy]

gg cow.

[rainshadow000]

Cut open the stomach and get inside if u wanna lived !!!

[tranise8]

a sheep maybe or it is a mix breed

[PeaksIslandBoy]

its a sheep. Betch

[MegaVallygirl]

its a dead sheep

[FirelordZutara]

Never move to Oklahoma..they got tons of creepy spiders and disgusting animals..

[TheKittywilson]

@FirelordZutara EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCEEE ME!

[flamezombie1]

@FirelordZutara Ya know they have things called guns in oklahoma...

[wallhackergotdammit]

@FirelordZutara Your a girl, right?

[FirelordZutara]

@wallhackergotdammit you actually think that ONLY girls are scared about spiders?

[wallhackergotdammit]

@FirelordZutara No, MOST of the people who's afraid of spiders are girls. I found animals and insects cool. They're tough, they hunt and they fight for survival. I respect animals. I do not fear them.

[loveangle8]

@FirelordZutara actually he said MOST but yea its still not true... guys still have a fair share in the fear btw: im not scared of spiders im a girl

[AdvancedMotorRacing]

@FirelordZutara im from oklahoma, no we dont lol

[hoty102030]

weird things happen to you lol

[lolimbored1342]

Steak 4 dinner? I think yes.

[leefbeef]

sheepig?

[WhiteWolfWinter]

Good video, I would've went back to get the skull after it had decomposed a little more. Cow skulls ain't cheap you know.

[mattymed69]

pig..

[Schubi961]

a cow

[Swiftstar456]

That was a cow?!

[LugiaMad2000]

no wonder it stinks its the giant wind fart xD

[nnnnicolaaaa]

theres plenty more in new zealand.

[RoldanIncorporated]

Charlie sheen left one of his hookers behind

[SuperFxF]

spiderpig

[TheTalkingMushroom]

looks like justin bieber

[featherfinkeeper]

u founf my mother in law!

[SaltineCrackaAss]

It was a young cow. His body is bloated from being in the sun.

[TheAnna3F]

giant sheep. no doubt. =D

[joshooaa21]

sheep!

[baboso333]

Get out of there before it blows up like an overinflated balloon!!!!!!

[lulem400]

necrophiliac : )

[NintendoNads]

ITS A CAT

[minkyblack]

oh puke!!! your lucky it didn't explode...

[iloveyouruki]

Is that not a sheep? Doesn't look like a cow to me

[pikachuchu1000]

im gonna puke

[Mr8125917]

guys its not a cow or sheep... its an ANIMAL

[SolarGhost789]

@Mr8125917 Cows and sheep aren't animals?

[Mr8125917]

im eating while watch this vid......

[keller4life]

oompa loempia

[owlcitysecrets]

poor guy? :'(

[armyterminator123]

you hit a danm car and record it yeah i saw your front bumper 

[LoboFan1000]

hope you get rabies and die

[Kolzahn]

WTFH IS THIS =O?!

[Leofox94]

It's Jesus.

[MATTZOMBY]

sheep

[Rustystud]

you should make like luke skywalker and slice it's belly open then crawl inside with the intestins and other body organs to stay warm :D

[frozentwinkieable]

ewwwww

[yorkpiper]

stick yer nob in its eye socket lol 

[angelicamonetbustos]

wow i wonder what the drunken idiot did when he hit a 200 pound pig/cow/sheep/whatever thing i betcha he ended up on 1000 ways to die the very next day:P

[wolfkid444]

pause it and you see its a..thing

[YoungRedfeild]

No this is nothing what road kill in Oklahoma... we have prob as much as you guys do. just more squirrely. SO STEREOTYPICAL

[VXC2012]

And we finally know what the McRib is made of.

[iamdarkfang]

meow

[pinul8900]

MUTANT COW-SHEEP!!!

[luigirockslikeme]

the cow ....a cow??? WTF how could a cow like....die and stay all.....merff i like monkeys

[goonerash]

it's almost ready to go BANG...!!

[blondelibrarian777]

Um......okay......

[aurorastar4ever]

hey its my sister! yay!

[Vaxonblue]

Manbearpig.

[rx882]

@Vaxonblue NO it is bearpigman =D

[tyetu769]

@Vaxonblue

If it's manbearpig, what will Al Gore do next. Find the legendary birdcatape?

[nikolasjames48]

@Vaxonblue lol it is isnt it!!

[shizukesa65]

@Vaxonblue Quick, call Al Gore!

[TheLimelizard]

@Vaxonblue zack must be super cereal

[robofu12]

@Vaxonblue its called a sheep

[cheekypants321]

@Vaxonblue I'M SUPER CEREAL

[dogman001]

sheep may be?

[steamingpoopfart]

is that a wild boar?

[hemphillo69]

thats a cow, elehant and bull mixed ps good video :D

[PlayerG95]

if ppl die im okay with it

if animal die im crying xd

[Irukei]

@PlayerG95

Lol, me too.

Poor thing though ,they should at least bury it or something 

[AnOtherChoosenOne]

nice...

[PwnedMeOut]

its an ox... probably

that not an ox or a sheep or a cow.thats ur mom :D