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  • Disagree mostly, but yeah I laughed.

  • Concerning the Mississippi state flag.

    Most southerners did not even own slaves yet still fought the North to defend their states rights to secede the nation.

    Many did own slaves and I do not defend that, I do believe states have a right to leave the "union" if they do not want to be part of it.

    Its arguable whether the civil war was about slavery or power, probably both.

  • I wonder if people know the confederates were all democrats, and that the democrats actually founded the KKK... and Jim Crow laws was a campaign tool used by the democrats........ hmm.

  • love the swastika joke.....

  • I know its rather late to comment but as point of fact the foulding fathers put a tax on their "morning beavage"and then tried to blow the head off any one that disapproved

  • the swastika is just a plus sign doing cartwheels....that is great, very funny!

  • Man, 2:07 would have been the PERFECT time for Dennis to use his old classic opening "Look, I don't wanna go off on a RANT here, but--"

    *sigh* Ah, well....

  • Al-Qaidea Civil Liberties Union

  • the

    American

    Communist

    Liberal

    Union

  • Miller doesn't pull any punches with either side of the fence, and he does it in a hilarious f'n way!

  • Blowin peoples heads of for taxing the morning beverage, lmaoooooooooooooooooo.

  • ACLU(eless)

  • survival of the fittest, some don't deserve to be defended...

  • I am a pro am comic and this guy inspires me to do this. Total genius.

  • Quality!

  • The Swastika is just a plus sign doing cartwheels.....

    HILARIOUS!!

  • Well said

  • Dennis Miller Rocks, simple logic and that now uncommon sense

  • LOL, purr purr. How many of my comments are you going to necro.

    But Miller is anything but washed up, you just don't like his anti-Marxist opinion. Seems you think anyone from the left that see's the light as washed up. Most people call them enlightened and intelligent. Two traits you will never be blessed with.

  • @purplehorny THIS, from "purplehorny". Yeah, yer qualified to comment.

  • @ConanTheRepublican Yeah, I'm tempted to ridicule your user name by mangling it, but, hell, how can I top the SHEER HILARITY of "ConanTheRepublican???" BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAA---AAAHAH­AHAHAA!!

  • @purplehorny Of course, you're "tempted", but because there is only a lone (that means "by itself") carrot between your ears, you certainly cannot muster the intellectual firepower TO "mangle my username", now, can you? Of course not. You're 14 years old, living in grandma's basement, your testicles have NOT descended yet, and you're a special ed student, right? I'll bet I'm bangin' on all 8 cylinders, huh? Look that one up: "c-y-l-i-n-d-e-r-s". Go ahead--run along--look it up. I'll wait...

  • @ConanTheRepublican Ooooooooooohh!! God, you're tough! How many burnouts did you do in your Mommy's Caprice this afternoon?

  • @purplehorny Oh, yeah...and by the way...My username IS brilliant, isn't it? The co-mingling of "Conan the Barbarian" and "Republican". I too, was giddy when I first came up with it. It suggests a very powerful, mighty, uncompromising Republican--which I am. I stand apart from the current Republican Party because like you, most of THEIR testicles have yet to descend. They actually CARE what the Democrats think of them! Imagine that? When the "Democrats" (misnomer) aren't even QUALIFIED to think!

  • @ConanTheRepublican Yeah, you and your descended testicles.

    As for your user name, I can think of only one reply: "CONAN THE REPUBLICAN! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA----AAAAA­HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

  • @purplehorny My God, I was reading back over my response to your mangled brain synapse, and I'm astounded at my own brilliance! I think a very good thing for you to do would be to really think and think hard about "what makes that Conan guy SO brilliant?" Then, MAYBE (if you're very lucky), YOU too can have the same intellectual acumen that I have. Look up that word: "acumen". You DON'T know what it means.

  • @ConanTheRepublican Yeah, I've noticed that many right-wing nutballs are astounded by their own "brilliance." I guess your fantasy is to scream MEGADITTOES, RUSH! while your service-master is lying face down, eh, CONAN THE REPUBLICAN? (oops!--There I go again!--BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA--­-AAAHAHAHAH!!)

  • @purplehorny Nah, actually, I stopped listening to Rush back in 1991. Too lightweight for me. And, in fact, contrary to your warped imagination, I've NEVER said "Megadittoes, Rush!". I was actually listening to the show the very moment the person called saying "dittoes to what the last person said". That's how that got started. I like Michael Savage, now. A REAL, manly JEWISH conservative. Whaddaya think about, that, Mr. Commie America-hater? I bet you hate Jews, too, like most liberals.

  • @ConanTheRepublican That you find Rush Limbaugh "too soft" and that you suck after the snaggle-toothed moron known as Michael "The Weiner" Savage is hardly surprising.

    Liberals do not hate people because of their religion and race. That is the RIGHT WING's specialty. And my love for America is second to NO ONE's, least off YOURS, stupid CONAN THE REPUBLICAN!

  • @purplehorny No, my little ass-monkey... Liberal Democraps are the most racist, hate-mongering species on Earth. Of course, you are from the public school system, and they don't teach REAL American history, so they won't tell you that Southern DEMOCRATS fought a WAR to KEEP their slaves. Remember that? Of course not. You couldn't elect a Republican in the South until Ronald Reagan, so deep was the resentment against Republicans for Lincoln's freeing the slaves. It was DEMOCRATS that

  • @ConanTheRepublican Democrats are not even a "species," stupid ConanTheShiteater.

    And you are LYING OUT YOUR ASS in saying that they are "racist." They are not. Abraham Lincoln would be APPALLED at what has become of the Republican party. The Republican Party of today would regard Lincoln as a LIBERAL.

    How do you like THEM apples, ConantheShiteater?

  • @purplehorny They are absolutely a species...and an aberrant one, at that. Not normal. Beneath the level of human. Kinda like you. They actually believe that marriage is between two men or two women. Maybe throw in a bird, a dog, or maybe even a small boy, right? Something you could really get your arms around, huh? Yeah, admit it. I'd bet you gotta lifetime membership in NAMBLA, no doubt, huh? And, the Republican Party REMAINS the torchbearer of the legacy of Lincoln...always will.

  • @ConanTheRepublican They are NOT a "species." Talk like that only proves what an IDIOT you are, ConanTheDumbass.

    MANY CONSERVATIVES believe that gay marriage is all right.

    Oh, yeah, because I am a liberal, I am a member of NAMBLA.

    GOD, what a fucking IDIOT you are.

  • @purplehorny AAH, I KNEW IT! I could just smell a NAMBLA member lurking in the ether. You smell SO bad, it was coming thru my MONITOR!! NO CONSERVATIVES believe that gay marriage is all right. Homosexuality and conservatism are absolutely mutually-exclusive (look that up). Democrat MOLES masquerading as Reps do that. No, I'm not an idiot. You've already realized deep in your mind, that I am brilliant, and you don't know what to do with me, because I am ALMIGHTY, and unflappable.

  • @purplehorny filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1964, not Republicans, chump-boy. You better study up before you take on Conan the Republican, you public-schooled bucket of subhuman fecal swill. You are CLEARLY entering a battle of wits UNARMED, friend. You Communist stooge. You HATE all things traditional about America. You just like the freedom. You don't want the RESPONSIBILITY.

  • @ConanTheRepublican Those were DIXIECRATS and Strom Thurmond, a REPUBLICAN, joined in the effort at that time. It was LIBERAL DEMOCRATS who CARRIED THE TORCH for civil rights.

    This is HISTORICAL FACT.

    The truth hurts, doesn't it, ConanTheShiteater?

  • @purplehorny Oh, I see... kinda like Robert KKK Byrd, right? A GRAND DRAGON in the KKK before becoming a Senator. Hmm...what DO we do with that? Tell me, Einstein, you shitbird. The FACT remains, SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS fought a war to KEEP THEIR SLAVES, and the CONFEDERATE FLAG SOUTH is STILL the institutional home of racism in America, and forever will be the Home of the Lynching. You are truly an asshole, aren't you? Don't defend your inbred racism, just embrace it. It's part of you.

  • Democrats are NOT racists.

  • @purplehorny BTW, I just gotta tell ya, it's a shitload of fun beatin' up on you. Really. Makes my day. I feel like a cat battin' around a mouse. You're just no competition. It's really not fair...but I don't give a shit, at all! Isn't that funny, "purplehorny"? Might wanna change that handle, man...smacks of something REALLY freakin' weird, ya know?

  • @purplehorny I happen to know that they are specialized mufflers, but 99.99% of America doesn't know that.  It smacks of exactly what you HOPED it would smack of. Something weirdly sexual. You, being a dues-paying member of NAMBLA like that, I'm sure. I'm curious...how does your brain support life? Are you actually ambulatory, or are you in a wheelchair. OOPS, how politically-incorrect--I'm probably hittin' paydirt, there, huh?

  • @purplehorny Oh, and btw--the "moron" moniker you attached to Savage doesn't quite hold. Ya know WHY? I'll tell you--Mr. Savage has TWO (count 'em-TWO) MASTERS degrees from your favorite University: BERKELEY! CAN YOU IMAGINE? A staunch conservative surviving a shithole like Berkeley to go on to be a world-class epidemiologist, nutrition expert, a best-selling author with FOUR (count 'em-FOUR) New York TImes Booklist #1 BESTSELLERS, and 20 or so OTHER books, and has the #3 radio show in the US

  • @purplehorny All YOU need to know is, that someone OTHER than me is marking your posts as spam!! WHAT A LAUGH!! I've destroyed you many times over. You're a CHILD, for Christ's sake. You're so out of your league in here. And, yes, you're right, NO Democrats are racists, not one. Yes, that's right. NONE. Not even Senator Robert K. Byrd, Grand Wizard of the KKK in West Virginia. Remember, NOT ONE. No, Southern Democrats NEVER fought a war to KEEP THEIR SLAVES. They DIDN'T, I tell you!!!

  • @purplehorny HEY, DUMBASS. LISTEN UP-- HE'S GOT TWO MASTER'S DEGREES- IN NUTRITION AND EPIDEMIOLOGY!!! DID YOU HEAR ME? DO i HAVE TO YELL? MASTER'S, NOT ASSOCIATES, NOT BACHELOR'S, MASTER'S!! HE'S GOT FOUR (NOT JUST ONE) NYT BESTSELLERS!! HE'S WRITTEN MORE THAN 25 BOOKS. HE IS THE THIRD MOST POPULAR RADIO TALK SHOW HOST IN THE UNITED STATES!!! DO YOU LISTEN, OR WHAT??? ARE YOU RETARDED?? I THINK SO. Yeah, asshole, it was all in caps. Hope it pissed you off, too.

  • @purplehorny AMAZING!! You really DON'T have a life, huh? ROFLMAO!! OH EM GEE. Poor lil baby. WAAAAHHH! Right? WAAAAAAHHHHH!! MOMMY--that big bad Republican is pickin' on me!!!!

    Ya twit.

  • @purplehorny It comforts me to know that I'm well under your skin. Hey, guess what? I'm going to court tomorrow morning against my neighbors! They're gangbangers--about 15 and 16 years old. I've been invited to the hearing as a victim of their crimes against the neighborhood. I get to add my two cents as to what the punishment will be. First, they will reimburse me $400 in damages, then I'm going to recommend they do a YEAR in juvenile hall! I think it will be an exciting day for me.

  • @purplehorny This is REALLY fun for me! I've been working very hard all day, and now I can relax. I have plenty of time right now to just have fun with you! Let's play! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!! God DAMN, I'm incredible, don't you think?

  • @ConanTheRepublican WOW! A thought just came to me... I'm working hard all day to support Obama's dumbass liberal, Communist, socialist, Marxist, humanist, nihilist policies with my taxes!! Now, that DOES bring me down a bit...but then, I think: 2012 is coming--and a COMPLETE takeover of the House, Senate AND the White House!! YIPPPEEE!!!!

  • right on dennis miller!!!

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