Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal - Why do you ALWAYS get poisoned in Pokemon games?

[Harkingnian]

CUNT KILLED

[MrAlexferSure]

Lmfao u named it Cunt. Lol amazing :)

[TheDumbJames]

The white ditto is laughing his ass off

[shi11tenshi]

rageing @ pokemon

[PlainLazyXD]

cunt flame

[Turvation]

I used to get poisoned, but then I took an arrow in the knee. Now I'm poisoned and have an injured knee.

[ticsanmurio]

what is this a german version?

[RevolutionTotalWar]

@ticsanmurio It's pokemon Vietnamese Crystal, the badly-translated, foreign, bootleged version of pokemon crystal.

[4td0]

I can't take a guy seriously when he has a Slowpoke named Cunt...

[pvoss649]

Smog poisons about 40% of the time.

[bonkuraysan]

@pvoss649 unless its being used on the players pokemon, then it poisons, EVERY FRIGGIN TIME

[VizViper]

Its the same reason why you always get hit by fissure and otk moves when it only has 20% hit. The A.I procs it so it will always hit for them

[GrabBagEntertainment]

keep doing the pokemon vietnamese series

[F1n1sh3d]

He sounded like HSGG...

[GawdImTom]

@F1n1sh3d HotshotGG? Lol

[F1n1sh3d]

@GawdImTom Yes. LOL.

[GawdImTom]

@F1n1sh3d Loooooooool. I can kinda see that actually.

[KeybladeMaster03]

Moves that have a chance of poisoning always seem to do so when the computer uses it, and for some reason you fall asleep for like 20 turns and confusion never seems to go away without you hitting/killing yourself

[SpankeyLuvinIt]

Anthony I swear that none of your videos pops up in my sub box... It's just you though so it may be something wrong with your account? (at least as far as my subscriptions go, it only happens with you.)

[CharmieKid]

Foe's Golem used earthquake.

Mudkip was poisoned.

[100shemar]

@CharmieKid so i am heard u liek mudkipz?

[DrPie0licious]

He should make some sort of intro/ outro to his videos

[proskater10211]

helpin a nig out

[proskater10211]

helpin nigs out

[MrThegamer1001]

zubat plus supersonic or confuse ray

[Sh3riffGotcha]

Are the descriptions in videos messing up for anyone else or is it just me?

[pokemonduud]

I always get burned jeez

[Scorpionlord94]

Same thing with paralyzing!

[Darktheasasintrainer]

Because.

[SuperMrRoxas]

20 Power, Special. 70% acc, 40% chance of poison.

[XxSmokexxWeedxx420xX]

Titties

[jakeinabox930]

"Slowpoke!?! What is wrong with you?"

Let me count the ways.....

[Shinywailord]

uh... smog has a 40% chance, just saying

[gvSweetHeart]

Im Mad and i agree ;)

[700Penguin]

So true.

[theDeliveryMan42]

@TheFrshbeats

Funny, I have the same reaction...

[donnydude877]

once i got frozen 4 fricken times in the same battle against loreleii in fire red

[TheFrshbeats]

this is when i proceed to throw my game outside the window

[Cowsilencer08]

LMFAO

[EziixPked]

Brian I'm gonna be honest with you that smells like pure gasoline.

[superskarmory5]

@tittywanker96 You're retarded that was his series finale

[fknFoxx]

Hey guys im doing a LP of Pokemon Emerald. If you could stop by my channel and check it out and maybe even subscribe it would make my day. My mic quality is a little low but it will get better over time. Thanks in advance -Foxx

[ReiMaGame]

40% actually, but I ALWAYS thought it was 100% for Smog.

[tittywanker96]

wow not posting or saying anything about the people who are stalking you for the longest time and not uploading anything on the second channel and now posting like nothing happened leads me to think its fake... if it is Anthony and you did it just to get views and likes...then you just lost a subscriber.

[MrRatchet1995]

@tittywanker96 it had been fake the whole time

[ThatEmmetGuy]

BT man you just gotta let the rage out!

[KingBeesh]

I think the real question is, why is move "flame" blue? lol

[Straven93]

smog has a 40% chance of poisoning

[RockStarAlex360]

The computer has higher chances of inflicting status ailments than you because of their poor AI. It's the way the games were programmed.

[Team11Member]

Chance to be poisoned, 60% of the time it works everytime

[xShadowLink5127x]

Poisoned 99.9%

[lazzerz]

people still ignoring he killed 2 men

[dkrider926]

@lazzerz I don't think most people know... but yeah the fact that he shot 2 defenseless men who weren't even physically threatening him, hard to watch his videos now

[wabdih]

@dkrider926 you do know those video's are fake, and meant for entertainment right? He even says on his twitter that the series is an ARG. Go look up that word.

[ElliotBrookshaw1]

@dkrider926 you are a fucking retard.

[RealDbcification]

@lazzerz Dumbass not understanding what an ARG is.

[EliteZ96]

@lazzerz Wow, you should do some research (BT's Twitter).

[wabdih]

@lazzerz Newsflash: He didn't. If he actually did, he would be in jail right now. Use your brain a little.

[ILikeTrains6923]

You must be playing Pokemon Blue...

[Fenrakk101]

Pokemon dislikes being played

[jaycezis]

I miss tackle as much as zubat misses supersonic. Am I the only one?

[UltimateTeamFan]

fuck poisoning... ITS THE CONFUSION THAT PISSES ME OFF

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRGH

[liminted6215]

Theyve dont studies you know? 60% of the time, it works...everytime.

[chukas88]

And confusion always hits!!

[ImaRageQuitter]

Chill

[THEPR1S0NER]

CUNT KILLED

[gbyanks]

Haha. "That doesn't make sense."

[NetsFan3415]

get a seaking and name it FYEAH

[TheOwningpony]

Cunt flame

[TAXEXEMPTION]

CUNT FLAME BAG FUCK POISONED

[MrJamie1410]

Anyone else think he sounds a bit like that Steven kid from the greatest freak out ever videos?

[BeyondThaDeepWoods]

@MrJamie1410 WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

[LtShock]

@MrJamie1410 I don't know who that is.

[KineTiXHD]

How do you constantly upload to this channel but your supposed to be joining some satanic clan?

[wetweremk2]

@KineTiXHD he said on twitter that all the paranormal stuff was made up.

[JoeeyTheeKangaroo]

i am a cunt killer

[SpurgeTheNOob]

I don't always get poisoned, but when I... wait, yes I do.

[forceofnight]

lol



[brendanmeister]

I like the anchorman reference in the description but being poisoned 10% of the time everytime is still only 10% of the time lol

[JMVEntertainment]

teaser for the new episode of pokemon vietnamese crystal? later today?

[billjames2001]

this true BT i always get it to your not alone

[tom000999pop]

Poison sting is really annoying...

[Michaelman79]

Cunt flame lolol

[TheTigerYumYums]

@Kairicko What do you mean he killed 2 people?

[SlaterTotss]

@TheTigerYumYums youtube.com /blametruthproject

[Trippze]

WHHAAAAAAT?!?!

[98Darkrider]

@kairicko You know he admitted it was an arg, right?

[Kairicko]

So you're telling me, you killed 2 people, and you're just playing on Pokemon like nothing has happened.

Seriously, at least try and make it more convincing by not uploading in a few weeks.

[agoosteel]

@Kairicko lolwut? what the hell are you talking about mi man xD?

[ThePokeDawg]

@Kairicko You are one outdated asshole. He admitted on twitter that it was just the first season of an ARG, and one fucking well done ARG too.

[ValcainHD]

@ThePokeDawg Wait.. wat? An ARG? I haven't seen this tweet..

[ThePokeDawg]

@ValcainHD Haha, it's on his twitter, if you bother looking for it. Turns out him and his friends are damn fine actors. It's an ARG, and it was pretty obvious from early on, but it was really well made in my opinion and a breath of fresh air onto this site

[Whitefang8128]

The computer is a cheating bastard.

[destinyb0nd]

That's why I started off with Bulbasaur. To avoid poison and because Razor Leaf gets a critical hit every time.

[SickSilckMan]

That's the AI for you. Causing all the things that piss you off, that you can for some reason never inflict yourself.

[jeanlucas15]

BAJI BAJI POISON

[ResistanceofLove]

I love calling my pokemon swear words.

[GauisJulius]

ahh blametruth rage is the best kind of rage.....i remember the final episode in teh bear grylls playthrough XD

[f50totti]

what the fuck was that? how is this entertaining to a viewer?

[Ziniho0608]

@f50totti I was entertained as were like 500 other people who liked it compared to 5 who didnt...

[McDrewsta]

@f50totti It was funny. You're a little slow.

[SupremeDonkeyV2]

CUNT FLAME! hahahahahaha

[Trickshits]

CUNT KILLED

[ProtoDemnGamer]

Every time I go up against a Weedle,I fear for my Pokemons' lives

[asboll]

smog has 30% chance because the low power, sludge has 10%, sludge bomb has 30% because it's a TM that was supposed to be rare (then cloning glitch happened)

[masterman1001]

if it poisons you, you'll lose the game :o

[theclevelandjunior2]

I swear the game has 5 times the chance of poisoning you than you them.

[Svampebob01]

SLOWPOKE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[Boomslang4896]

Hold on, 305 views, but 369 likes?! :O

[Th3sorr0ws]

@Boomslang4896 Not sure if new to youtube is just stupid.

[Liiammm3]

@Boomslang4896 Welcome to Youtube.

[OscarTerror]

@Boomslang4896 n00b

[Salasar22]

Zeros are negligible in the Pokemon world, hence 10 = 100 = 1.

[xARIANRENK1HD]

METAPOD VS MAGIKARP

[TheBlackOpsHawk]

Murphy's law at it's best, my friends.

[MetalLyricMachine]

It's like with the ability "Static"! Every time I use a physical move on a pokémon with static, I get paralyzed! If I have static, and the enemy hits with physical move, nothing happens!

[meanmachine220]

Is this because of the ghost in your house?

[RandomLightbulbs]

@meanmachine220 if you followed his other channel you would have learned that there is no ghost

[OnkleGaming]

10% and 100%, whats the difference? POKEMON LOGIC

[iBoggodfather]

Fucking annoying

[DSJeffers]

He's too slow to avoid it?

[SideGFX]

@DSJeffers Speed doesn't effect it at all.

[DSJeffers]

@SideGFX Was a joke.. because he has slow in his name..

[IWkris]

in-game play increases the chance of the AI to get the added effects... yeah. not in wifi/PO battles though

[IILarrII]

For some reason it didnt bother me as much when I was a lil 10 yo pokemon player xD

[235basketball]

In soul silver the weedles at the begging of the game probably poisoned my totodile about 20 fucking times with poison sting.

[AbstractsParody]

I wanna be the very best like no ever was . . . .

[thebrodyperk]

Lol

[Ashbob1234]

CUNT FLAME xD

[Scot2hott2k9]

Probably because you tried to make an ARG seem real with a capgun.

[driftingwaffle]

alwp

[juwon25]

i feel your pain

[torntrof]

I've found that water-type pokemon always get poisoned, other types not so.

[TheGrandLier]

@torntrof for me it's bird pokemon.

Everytime, every fucking time a weedle hits my Pidgey/Taillow with that poison move, it will poison me. Every goddamn fucking time.

[Irsleeping]

The reason for poison hitting every time is so it will poison right in the middle of nowhere so that you have to run back to the Pokémon center because you ran of antidote from the last 50 times it happened.

[elitehero775]

I used to play pokemon until I took a toxic to the face...

[RyanHerpDerp]

Uhm, the move is Poison Gas, and it has a 100% chance of poisoning..

[paparoach99]

@RyanHerpDerp No it's not. Poison gas is a move that doesn't do damage, this did. It's smog, which has a 40% chance. (And there is no way Magmar could even learn poison gas.)

[FPSBMario4155]

@RyanHerpDerp How can you explain moves,with less than 50% chance of poisoning always end up poisoning you 8 out of 10 times ?

[nuggaa]

I've been replaying emerald. My swablue has hit sing about 20 times and missed 2 with only 55%

[DaLt0nTh0mPs0n]

@mattpaulnewton

[DeeMohMusic]

"cunt , FLAME !" *uses water gun*

LOL , oh vietnamese crystal , how silly u are .

[MrBMJ]

If zubat wants to use supersonic it will hit. If I want to use it it will miss. 50% hit rate. Enemy's always hit, friends always miss. Statistics are actually right

[iOkamiDen]

@MrBMJ yeah right, even i use a move that have like 10% of poison, i wouldn't poison the foe....

AND! THE FOE ALWAYS POISON ME WITH THE SAME MOVE!!!!

P.S : IT'S POISON STING ANYWAY! :P

[overlykilled4]

@MrBMJ i hate zubat ever since mt.moon on yellow:(

[BagOfGloo]

So the haunted blue stuff has just stopped then? To all of those who thought it was real: idiots.

[cicadakiller28]

Slowpoke FTW!!!

[leoleo1035]

Because everyone knows that all AI are H4X

[typeoverxbox]

Poison sting gets me every time. EVERY. TIME. Without fail.

[alxuria]

pokemon hax

[mattpaulnewton]

Poison bag fuck you!

[zn0rffs]

poison be OP

[iTzRavenHD]

Cunt to be poisoning Cx!

[itsRYNOstyle]

I fucking hate confusion man. Every cunting pokemon has confuse ray, supersonic or swagger, and you ALWAYS hurt yourself. If you confuse them, they manage to attack all the time anyway. FUUUUUUUUU

[zn0rffs]

is it me or have the medium size window on youtube gotten bigger ? :S

[topgearguy132]

@zn0rffs I aint complaining :)

[MyNameIsMrW]

You think this annoys you? Never go up against anything that has a OHKO move, like horn drill, while attempting the nuzlock challenge. They NEVER miss!

[Clipmaker300]

I hate confusion D:

[Hawcules]

@Clipmaker300

Hell yeah!

[FloppyZombii]

been like this since day one with every fecking weedle poison stinging me and always poisoning, it didnt happen to me as much in B/W but i really dislike that game so i didnt play it long enough for it to take full effect

[blinco90]

Loving the anchor man reference in the description

[RuneAround]

Poison is retarded.

[deejaybee11]

Fucking poison. Gayest type in the game.

[TyFly312]

@RasmusKudahl U knew there were more but I haven't played since 2nd generation of pokemon and don't know any names or abilities of new ones. Don't kno how to feel, shocked I guess.

[SmooveManeuver]

u gotta mash the b button to lower the chance

[TheAustralianCroc]

@SmooveManeuver for real?

[SmooveManeuver]

@TheAustralianCroc that's what i do sometimes it feels like it's actually working.

[TyFly312]

*typo* Gold, Silver & Crystal lol

[Auzziable]

Yeah i hate it when my cunt gets killed too.

[TyFly312]

I googled Pokemon and found out there are now 646 Pokemon, I only knew of the 251 (Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Platinum)

[RasmusKudahl]

@TyFly312 Haha, how do you feel about the ones you didn't know then?

[DancingRoundtheWorld]

@TyFly312 Personally, I think Gen 3 was pretty awful with some true gems, Gen 4 was average all around (excluding a few excellent ones like Infernape), and Gen 5 was pretty good all-around with a few bad ones. (Really? A monkey trio? And don't even get me started on the starters.)