Anarchist Vampire: Hatchet Rydaz

[JustPlainLucas]

Ditch whatever lame gothic theme you're going for, and trying rapping comedy and you might possibly pass as a generic Lonely Island.

[erictburchfield]

I NEED THIS ALBUM!

[demonassassin13]

that was some of the most retarted shit I've ever seen, sounds like some douchey white kids trying to rap like a retard lol, for some retarted raps and other retarted songs look up ball fro thunder on the search bar

[PFCRatoulli]

this is the worst shit I have ever heard in my life

[HEHEgotcha]

How do these guys not have a major record deal?

[superstartop]

@RickSnob do you have Trials of the Undead? you should post it. that song is dope.

[guatahala]

I... Don't know what to feel.

[Quasipox]

My favorite part was the one with the hatchet...

[SuperSmeggs]

what the fuck stop dude 

[flipgood89]

hahaha.....yo, the first cat had me dying cause he was so pitiful, then the next dude comes in and hes like 10,000 x worse. This is comedy. I wonder if they were on meth when they did this?

[upsyndrome]

Sounds like a bull-dyke lesbian singing.

[okarma]

what is a hatchet ryda? just so i know what it means when I yell it all over the place

[ShinyMarshtomp]

Are they 12 year olds?

[hitlermustache]

Stupid ass bitch...shoulda known I was a hatchet ryda

[chetmacbeth]

@hitlermustache damn that bitch is dead

[cbn620]

does anyone have the whole record? I used to have it in mp3s, deleted it thinking the Internet couldn't possibly ever forget something as brilliant as anarchist vampire's debut record... now I can't find a single copy of it

[illinibuckeye]

"with a fast ass stride" "hatchet in hand" *dead*

[illinibuckeye]

My sohh niggaz up in this bitch I see lol

[ItsMelY]

It's no "It's So Cold In the D," but it's just as funny.

[PapaMagnum]

Rebecca Black of its genre, without the fame.

[flipgood89]

this shit is hilarious....

[thewatcher13]

we the hatchet riders, ride or die!!! 

[YouMaddYepYouMadd]

blue rag 'round yah forehead, CAC? Aye yo Birdmayne throw dis confused nigga in a trash can! brrrrrrrrr

[mast3rmind25]

This is a very good book on tape you have here.

[coldlampin]

This has totally made my day. I've had the 60 second sample of this track that was originally available from Anarchist Vampire's website for all these years. I still listen to it. Didn't think I'd get the chance to hear the full track.

[atlantaaintbraver]

where can i buy this cd

[totenaut]

God just kill yourselves, this is like the Holocaust happening in my ears..

[SEAFIGHT101]

This is why white people cant rap!

[AKMETAL666]

I'm am so blazed and this is totally fucking awesome.

[PenlegProductions]

what has society come to?

[HEHEgotcha]

This is so bad it literally hurts.

[adamaustinandrew]

"often comared to KISS"? really, Anarchist Vampire? REALLY?

[Zilch79]

I call Poe's Law.

[seanvoyseyolson]

Instead of doing this, you should try not doing this.

[Ausfaq]

Fucking delete this, now. Before you get yourself hurt.

[cornflowrbluetie]

still better than justin bieber?

[lamlamkip]

i feel sorry for all 3000 people who had to listen to this

[AustinDidIt]

This has to be the worst thing I've ever heard. I can hear a 13 year old mexican kid in the "chorus".

WEDA HATCHIT RIDAS RIDA DIE

[DNoter]

Omfg soo bad but soo good

[Kevitivity]

Miss a beat lose the rhythm, and you are missing LOTS of beats...

[RickSnob]

@Kevitivity Yeah it is so bad which is why I love it. Not a song of mine though

[theh3pcat]

did you use a text to speech app to record this?

[RickSnob]

@theh3pcat Hah I have no idea this is not a video of mine. I posted it in original format without any editing on my part

[juggaloG421]

sweet holy science..i would rather listen to eminem's faggoty high pitched voice than the terrible ass lyrics that are contained within this song and probably every song by 'anarchist vampire'. and that should be saying a lot considering i fuckin hate listening to feminem... *sigh* what ever you do RickSnob. please dont EVER upload anymore of this...

[sicko666hhh]

wow u fuckin suck and ya im a juggalo your jus makin the fam look bad stp makin musik u wack ass tool

[hnwfwrestling]

i need this album someone plz help me find it?

[mellowblissful]

I'm jealous of those who have never heard this.

[Drusamson]

This band is so awful, and everything they do reflects that. But you know something? For a while I have been listening to it for sheer comedic value, and after years of laughter and good times and introducing friends to it and laughing with them long into the night, I've actually grown fond of the whole mess. It's so terrible it's genius.

[therealahc]

thank you so much for posting this. i used to make fun of this shit when i was highschool!

[RickSnob]

@therealahc No problem, glad I could be of service. Ride or die

[imtooangry]

@therealahc Oh shit! so did I! my whole group of friends and I used to make fun of this so hard..one of them even made a hatchet rydaz patch and wore it around.....

[MRLfromhell]

"as we fire up the bikes and head for the streets, im rolling down the street on my 600 double C, figuring out my date as she waits for me at the house. You know she's just wearing a blouse."

[cugamer]

@MRLfromhell They just don't write lyrics like those any more.

Actually, they do. Which is fucking sad.

[OwenWithNoS]

Yes.