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  • Matt = guy from rage quit

    Pat = youseff from bite me

  • At 6:40 I realized the person would caste a shadow on the vampire giving away his position.

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  • what a bad game :L

  • This video should be renamed "two worst enemies play some crappy game"

  • Matt o u ever get mad at his insults

  • eh, still better than twilight

  • I've watched so many of these videos that Matt and Pat are now the voices inside my head

  • @Puchigardiechan

    I know how you feel my friend. Whenever I play some video games, I imagine that Matt and Pat are behind me, talking crap and telling me to do better while playing said game. Lol. It's really weird when my friends come over and see me smiling and laughing by myself.

  • u guys should play twisted metal (2012) or dbz ultimate tenkaichi

  • And not a single Twilight joke was made that day.

  • @theotherguy0824 Surprisingly

  • Don't fuck with Blinx, Pat. Blinx is awesome.

  • PUNISHERX666: "Time to unleash the fury..." *hits caps lock*

    

  • Man I loved this game <3

  • OMG i never thought i would see this game again i dont know if i still have it awesome video dudes

  • 4:28 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?

    XD ROFLMFAO!!!

  • you guys suck i beat this game in ten min you guys r tards im 12 and your like 16

  • @12MickCheese Lol... Worst. Troll. Ever.

  • @12MickCheese the whole point of this video is just to laugh at their misfortune. they r supposed to suck. and by the way, nobody gives a shit if u beat this game, it doesnt fucking matter. games are just here for entertainment, get the fuck over yourself.

  • no matt reptiles invisable

  • Stealth Level : None.....XXD

  • @ValetinoLovebird

    It would help if he was invisible.

  • In Earth Defense Force 2017: Why are you downloading Vampire Rain?

    This is why FUCK YEAH!

  • RAMIREZ!!! GET PAST THOSE VAMPIRES!!

  • why is sgt. foley there

  • what the fuck its literaly raining vampires

  • Moo

  • yeah Hanston D:<

  • @PUNISHERX666 way to rage with your nerdrection

    

  • @PUNISHERX666 It's a joke dude. Laugh a little.

  • @PUNISHERX666 BWAHAHAHAAHAHA

    Im just going to awseme you're trolling because no one could be that stupid to type a comment like yours

  • @PUNISHERX666 stop bitching and get your dick out of the electrical socket this is a comedy not a serious walkthrough

  • @PUNISHERX666 how is the autism treating you

  • @Aepotheosis What happened to your Caps Lock button? Asshole.

  • @TheDeathCrasher lT'S STILL HERE, BROTATO.

  • @Aepotheosis holy shit why did i put a comma in there

  • @PUNISHERX666 look whos being the cry baby. raging at people playin a game for shits and giggles. how stupidity continues to overtake us.

  • @PUNISHERX666 don't piss this guy off...He's THE PUNISHERRRR!!!! RAWRRRR

  • @PUNISHERX666 Dick.

  • @PUNISHERX666 Someone 4got 2 take their pills this morning..... fucking dick

  • @PUNISHERX666 "Pair of crybabies" oh, the irony...

  • @PUNISHERX666 u agitatd at a video?

  • @PUNISHERX666 You must really like Vampire Rain.

  • @PUNISHERX666 you want to fuck with me? ur a fucking choir boy compared to me! a choir boy!!!!

  • @PUNISHERX666 OH NO! You going to cry?

  • @PUNISHERX666 Dude! I'm guessing you didn't see the funny childish title showing you that its NOT A REAL WALKTHOUGH!!! It's a video about "TWO BEST FRIENDS PLAY: VAMPIRE RAIN"!!! Lighten up bitchin' nerd!!!

  • @PUNISHERX666 U mad bro?

  • @PUNISHERX666 Douchebag ALERT!!!!!!

  • @PUNISHERX666 nerd rage?

  • @PUNISHERX666 Ha!

  • @PUNISHERX666 its a game. calm the fuck down.

  • @PUNISHERX666 that is the point of this video, it's a joke not a serious walkthrough. and who the fuck are you to judge them on a video you know nothing about. you want my advice. Go and watch another video so you can rage like a fucking idiot about something you know nothing about

  • @PUNISHERX666 read the discription dumbass. u should probally know that this is supposed 2 be a funny video, there just tryin to make the people laugh, not intentially play the game. learn to laugh.

  • @PUNISHERX666 You haven't been around these parts before have you? Well i got news for you Pakose Dan, You best get outa dodge before ya get yer self hurt partner. Now if youll excuse me im going to ride off into the sunset to get some apple cider. YEEEEEEHAAAAAW!!!!

  • I have the full version of this game...it just get's harder and stupider...what you missed out mostly on was:

    Mission Gradings, ranging S,A,B,C,D(I think) and F

    minitutorials (minitorials?)

    RE/House of the dead ripoff plot

  • loyd sounds like the same voice actor as captain shepard in mass effect :L

  • this game looks horrible :/

  • Did you record this with an African mobile phone?

  • @Ingamells17

    They screen captured this, the game actually looks that shitty irl.

  • its not sven its deryck from sum 41. anyone get that reference?

  • It seems like if they were reading a script. thas why Rooster Teeth is kick their ass

  • @WickedTheInsane

    What?....

  • this may be the worst game ever made

  • Looks like crappy version of metal gear solid with vampires....

  • I love how he starts jumping as if that's going to make him move faster.

  • "Why do i even come here?!"

    because if you didn't, then it'd be one guy playing alone.

  • @sullyandfriends I apologize, the previous comment was directed towards you.

  • Pat says "why do I even come over here?" Matt responds "Cause You're my friend"

    In the amnesia video they made, Matt sees a MLP background on Pats computer.

    I can't confirm whether he is or isn't really a brony, but that's pretty much the running joke.

  • "Cause you are my friend"... Aaaaahhhh

  • "wait it's literally raining vampires in this game" this is epic

  • atleast these arent the pussy vampires ._. *cough* twilight *cough cough*

  • As soon as I saw what game you guys where playing Vampire Rain I KNEW you guys were gonna get soo pissed lol

  • Where is edward???

  • FUCKING INVISiBLE!!

  • "So you want to pitch in so i can buy the full version?"

    "NO!"

    Haha funny shit

  • In this game I honestly wish I can play as Hanson.... -_-

  • Most amusing part of this game had to be doing that little shin kick on pedestrians, because their death animation inexplicably involved multiple gouging wounds.

  • still a better love story then twilight

  • Sweet sneaking suit though

  • was this game made in 2001 the grapichs just look fucked up

  • this game looks fucking terrible

  • ...wanna help chip in so i can buy the full versi--

    NOOO!!!

  • I don't need moral support! I need to stop playing Vampire Rain!

  • press 3 for crabby bait

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  • worst game ever...:)

  • Blitz the time cat was the shit!!!!!

  • THEY HAVE THEIR OWN YOUTUBE CHANNEL.

  • Matt and Pat need their own Youtube channel :P

  • @XEPICfailGAMERX They have one...

  • 6:52 captions says has reported on stuff resident evil

  • Fucking flying garbage xD you guys are hilarious!

  • man look at that jump look at it lol

  • Vampire RAPE

  • We are! Vampire Rain!

  • CHOCOLATE RAIN

  • It was uploaded today!!?? I LIKE IT

  • @Elevatorify what????

    The 9th Jan last year.

  • @Judgementxxx i know thats the joke

  • @Elevatorify .....no

  • @Elevatorify ....yea....

  • when i was at gamestop a long time ago i saw dis game and i said ummm looks pretty kewl but NOW HOLLY SHiT DiS GAME SUXZ AND HARDER THEN NiNJA GAiDEN lolz

  • Why Do I even come over here?

    lmao

  • damti youtube, i dont wannna see the chuck norris waorld of warcraft commercial.

  • @damarioman1 Damnit youtube, why did you make a iphone app!

  • anyone else notice the guy vampires are wearing juggalo makeup

  • Man, this game fucking sucks.

  • i loved blinx the time sweeper!!!!

  • "wanna chip in so i can buy the full version"

    "NO"

    LOL

  • What's the point of a life meter if the whole thing is wiped in two hits max?

  • You come over cause friendship is magic.

  • @bloodhazard67 wut do u mean exactly? i get that friendship is magic "ponies", but how did u get here?

  • dicks

  • @BroGriffin12 thats what she said

  • blinx the time cat is the shit

  • i beat this game

  • Why does the radar show zombie heat signatures if the zombies can't produce body heat?

  • If only they could play as reptile, then they could be invisible...

  • @epichonduran Or Ninja Christopher Walken.

  • @epichonduran NO, they would be invisibleSS XD

  • Dude Blinx was an AWESOME game COME ON

  • Matt: So... you wanna help buy the full version?

    Pat: NO!!!

    Matt: Look at that jump!! What is that?!

  • >being raped by 15 vampires at the same time

    USE STEALTH

  • 0:05 is it just me or does that guy in the background look like solid snake

  • @Sh0g3nXxX This game was produced as the 'hardcore' version of Metal Gear Solid.

  • 3:10 i think he must have used his vampire... bat powers to fly, then changed back to a vampire and fell.

  • "That was a practice" , my new favorite quote.

  • Matt and Pat should play Skyrim when they come back in January

  • I'm pretty sure vampires and "night walkers" are two different kinds of creatures.

  • 2:57 through 3:10.

    4:28 through 4:34

    6:50 through 7:01

    7:30 through 7:46

  • this NEW youtube smells funny!

  • Lol"....so would you wanna help me pitch in money for the full version? NOO!!!!" lol

  • Lol "

  • Yes yes yes YES YES! FUCK fuck fuck....

  • YOU GUYS SUCK AT STEALTH! >:(

  • "so do you want to chip in so i can buy the full vers-"

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    LOL

  • Lmfao when they yelled wtf is that

  • who else is watching all of them waiting for the new one?

  • This is what happens to everyone who believes every game is Call of Duty. I have this game and am ENJOYING it because of having to take your time and think things through. This video is fucking hilarious all the same.

  • The ending is priceless. XD

  • WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

  • @scottpilgrimdude24 LOOKED LIKE A FLYING GARBAGE BAG!

  • This game is terrible in all areas, I read a review about it.

  • i have this game and it sucks but after watching this ima go play it with my best friend just for fun

  • @raptorhunter104 Did you take the role as Matt or Pat?

  • @generalgrieveous995 matt lol

  • @raptorhunter104 Yes this game sucks

  • My god, some games are bad, but I've never seen a game that literally just tells the player "Fuck you" like this one does.

  • Use stealth!!! Use stealth

  • Why bother giving you guns in the game if you can't even kill anything?

  • Pat: Wait what! WHAT!?!!?? Does it actually rain zombies in this game?

    lolz (2:50).

  • @gibbom8dman8 He said Vampires, not Zombies..

  • @gibbom8dman8 I think he climbed the building and tried jumping on him.

  • What part of "do not engage the nightwalkers" do you not get?

  • i had this game for ps3 and i almost finished it:)

  • @techmode1234

    i've had it since it came out, and i STILL haven't completed it :(

    it scares me :D

  • Blinx the time CAT?

  • This game sucks, no one's EVER online! Plus its just a horrible storyline, gameplay, everything EXCEPT graphics

  • Play some online gameplay plz

  • "Why do I even come over here?"

    "Um... because you're my friend!"

    "UGHHHH...."

  • USE STEALTH xD

  • I really liked this game. I beat it no problem. My husband tried to play it and he had about the same reaction as these guys did. lol

  • There's literally fucking raining vampries in this game?! LOL xD

  • Two Best Friends Play: Starcraft 2 on Battle.Net !!!

  • "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

    "What are you doing?

    *Goes out and gets killed*

    "Yeah!"

  • even when i pause it i can tell weather its matt or pat playing

  • Did Stefanie Meyer create this game?