Red Vs Blue Episode 47

[digitaldude427]

I was expecting Tucker to say "Hey Tex, I'll pay you ten bucks to have sex with me."

[jn6351]

That would be a cool wallet...

[TacoWorldTV]

I could not breathe I was laughing so hard at the end

[l4d2fan2]

Did anyone else hear grif tell Tex that Simmons was him at 4:14?

[awsome1631]

c girls act so tough but when they need to move a couch who do they call plaese dont kill me

[quicksilvr59]

Hey dude you didn't made this get it through your head. :\

[KarmaBear185]

@quicksilvr59 It says if you look by the views, just a LITTLE bit beneath, is "Contains content from: Rooster Teeth LLC"

[godley123]

People he didnt make these rooster teeth did he should at least acknowledge that in the description

[Tobias5505]

Give you ten bucks to rip off Griffs arm.

Which ones Griff?

[xxxLawThreexxx]

haha sarge at the end

[TheMillironEffect]

The quality of this guys videos suck.

[DudeFret]

This is my favorite episode(^_^)

[Tehroxxorz1]

It's not that he don't have a disclaimer, it's that he words the description so it sounds

Like HE'S the guy who made it (btw, spartanmaster, GO SUCK YO MOMMAS FAT CHODE WHILE WATCHING YO DAD EAT HER ASS OUT)

[Tehroxxorz1]

Bitch, this is not cho f***ing show, go suck yo mommas dick and stop plagiarizing the most epic show in the world

[MichaelTranoid]

Bomb weighs 4X more

[Loonatic5x5]

Tex cant lift a little bomb but she can just flip over an entire tank??

1- Sheila is made of plastic.

2- The bomb weighs 3x more than a tank.

You choose.

[Nikatorus]

[Puts down bomb]

Caboose: Ahhhh...

Tex: Ok, we're ready to go!

Caboose: ...crap

[DeamonPhenix]

Wow a beach! Don't call Tex names with an accent Caboose! This is Halo 2, Halo 3's map is different. Sarge want to kill Grif, O'Mally is as infuriurating as ever and the religious nut is annoying. Did that sum up the video?

[DFrawg90]

Poor, poor Caboose.

[x9ku]

did anyone hear griff say he's griff at 4:15

[talentedgirl22]

the thing is I think you didn't make this since it says it contains contents from Rooster Teeth LLC

so that means your taking credit.....

ya I'm a pessimist

that doesn't give a sh*t about other people thoughts

[alexwaddell08]

lol headmaster

[Hamm3rstr1k3]

a vollybomb?!

[laser8389]

"Great Paul's bunion, he's like an ox!"

"But I have no horns... or lumberjack friends."

[Soultail]

I love that line from Tex.

Which one's Grif? LOL

[Smidyness]

Turtle god dude she was a robot watch revelation she is an AI like church so she is obviously in a robot body

[turtlegod0]

Umm. In episode 17 Tex flips shela and she was a human not a robot. WTF???

[ryoxsus]

<3 caboose

[MrDoorvid]

caboose = idiot funny knows nothing

[AtoMicSkuLlZz]

grif is funny

[bobcaygeonTHUNDA]

i need to find an X, that is a plus sign, not an X :P

[TyPo11301997]

No you idiot it's halo 2 but they made a remake in halo 3

[jschmittgen]

which game is this

[Kriegsmarine0]

@jschmittgen

Halo 3 if I remember the map layout right...

[MrGettothechoppa]

I have no horns... Or lumberjack friends.

[ff7mkd4125]

So in this episode she can't pick up a bomb but in season 8 episode 10 she can lift a huge box 10 times her size?

[nighthawkc4]

K Tex got a new armor perks in the latest season so yeah she can kick their ass in episode 10. But in this one she's still normal

[aiex72aiex72]

@stanui96 who strong does that make caboose?!?!

[MrMegaguitareman]

Everyone knows rvb are made by roster teeth not you who are you trying to fool??

[bazzoka23]

mine is tex with ommali



[galexyshooter]

look a vallyball

[whitetiger109]

@staniu96 she got new armor in the new season

[Stanui96]

Lol Tex can lift the bomb but she can lift a whole crate of medical stuff from the new season XD

[thegreatninjaman]

did you notcied griff saying simmons is griff? around 4:19

[juggrnautt09]

we're planiting a volleybomb?! Lol that was kinda funny

[Meisty1995]

He's Grif

[TangosUSMC]

Tucker: She'll do anything for money!

Tex: No I won't!

Tucker: I'll give you ten buck if you rip off Griffs arm.

Tex: Which one's Griff?

ROFLCOPTER

[dr3adskull]

Okay, I'll draw the line at some points

[dr3adskull]

I don't care what Tex will have me do

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

[AnimeLover7391]

That's okay, i have a really bad memory. Look, a beach!

XD

[hollywoodundeadfan69]

Tex:first we have to penetratre the wall

Cabosse:i love penetrating walls

[starscreamrulz]

*points to Simmons* He's Grif....

[Icefire1357908642]

Griff: Please don't kill me.

Sarge: Eh, go ahead an' kill 'im.

[gabefromhell]

Were Planting a vollebomb

Lol

[Linkfanoftheyear]

Sigh major plot hole Tex can flip a tank but cant lift a bomb

[CBeliever]

@Linkfanoftheyear

Maybe the tank weighs less than the bomb?

[Linkfanoftheyear]

@CBeliever you tell yourself that

[CBeliever]

@Linkfanoftheyear

I was joking.

[gregh2579]

what was the episode that it showed that caboose was strong?

[MrKittfan]

guys be serius bout this ok its just ppl who r bored is all

[MrGoBoom]

Aaaaahhh... Crap.

[pkandkk4ever]

wow look a beach

[Robbysass]

Tex-OK we're reddy 2 go

Caboose-awe crap

[rstew81]

were planting a volley bomb?

[themaster91156]

halo 2 because of the door in halo 3 the door is like three barracades u can jump over i think

[WolfSpartan1]

Does it look like I care. It's freakin' entertainment.

TACOCAT!

[WolfSpartan1]

This was defintly a halo 3 map. I can tell by the armor and the THE PIT map.

[FUBARmind69]

halo 2 map, didn't u see the turrets

[eddoubledeezy]

this map is from halo 2. this episode was made 2 or 3 years before halo 3 even came out. this guy just uploaded it in 2008.

[Geforce2187]

@WolfSpartan1 no this is from season 3, and i remember season 3 was made during my freshman year of high school (2004-2005) when halo 2 came out, and halo 3 didn't come out until my senior year (2007-2008)

[DarthDialga]

it's halo 2 halo 3 and 2 have the same armor only halo 2 had shiny armor like that

[HaloReachFanatic1]

caboose is strong in the future and tex sucks i geuss and the gay part lols

[FUBARmind69]

no caboose was always strong, listen to the talk, and tex is always awesome

[HaloReachFanatic1]

last ep you said 4 ep now 2 somethings wrong

[KrystalTsuki]

omg caboose was actually useful!

[tapeworm489]

*whisper*

He's Griff

[Dragon2ManX]

this doesnt make sense... in the begining, tex could flip a tank which caboose couldnt do... i think she just wants attention

[gouunta]

Maby caboose dident want 2 hurt sheela so he dident flip it or maby caboose was working out after the tank incident...

[gouunta]

because OMALLY left texes head remeber... shes weaker now ahaha

[GokusenRulez]

@Dragon2ManX

she is currently not in her original body. She's in a robot.

[jords117]

how did he get the head on the floor

[craig13311]

that was the worst lifting tips ever

[jamespatrick15]

i cant watch this anymore . it 2 sad when i see donute and lopeze . u get me if you seen ep 19 of the new show yesterday

[3LiterProductions]

@jamespatrick15  what new show?! where do you find it?!

[96memin]

griff "well can we rule out the gay stuff" donut "hey how come i never get to help?" lol

[seriph81]

"but i have no horns" haha

[theemporour]

lopez ia in the building

[eriking96]

I Love Breaching..LMFAO

Caboose is fucking funny

[theemporour]

hes just dumb really

[JosephWheeler2]

He keeps asking me if ive accepted the flag as my savior. - hahahahaa.

[TitanGT66]

Haha i love how grif is everybody's bitch XD

[Biotechnicnowhere]

DaltonP10 learn to fucking type seriously

sarge said all the wrong things to do when lifting.

Learn to spell

[lucky14887]

i like them they are funny. they tried to kill you. i try not to think of the bad things. thats all they tried to do.

[DaltonP10]

sarge said all the work things to do when lefting lmao

[badger12boi]

work things to do and lefting? what about righting

[RamboLambo2]

*whisper* "He's Griff......"

[TheCookiemonster360]

i like kaboose. hes funny

[badger12boi]

its actually caboose

[marina4132]

thats okay! i have a really bad memory!

haha

[heintzy11]

wow look a beach!

[mike5748646]

red vs. blue is the best lol!

[videosurfer1000]

4:01 to 4:12 is funny.

[kaituliscool]

apart from digital ph33r's machinima this is the best

[DarkNurturer]

This > Any digital ph33r

[wwefanatic911]

WERE PLANTING A VOLLEY BOMB?!!!!

[DeathOrNot]

wow this reminds me i was playing halo 2 and joined friends game witch was the bomb thing he said he was making a movie i hope it wasn't this because i screwed it up because i was being retarded took the bomb and planted i got booted though never found out

[xXxteddy2shoesxXx]

trut me it woudn't be the guy from rooster teeth they don't have random peeps just body acting as one of the roles

[gamehead03]

what episode is it when caboose is like wait i know what he is saying... blarg means apples and apples is his cat wait is apples in the tree quick call the fire department

[werewolvesrock1995]

caboose!!!!!!!!!!!

[puponjane50]

Hey what do you think your doing! dont lift with your legs lift with your back. Its the strongest muscle in your body!

[SpartanMaster21]

my fav. person is caboose

[Uzamakimas]

Its Cabose!

[MelloYello2009]

lol  me to

[willofbob]

@SpartanMaster21 ur evil, anad a liar. he made none of these

[sasPSTm16]

@SpartanMaster21 i like all of the blues but caboose is my favourite

[sexysk8erboy666]

i ahve a really bad memory hey look a beach

[hobbesrs]

wat is donut doing in the warthog?

[GaoGao56]

lol....like gay stuff?

[swordmasterryann]

lol 4:16 grif says hes grif

[xbox360crazed]

why does cabose get stupider every episode

[gekko88]

he has the homer-simpson-gene

[payot]

O'maley wrecked his brain when he was in him.

[CovenentMonkey91]

-We need to plant.....this.

-We're planting a volleyball...

-It's not a ball, it's a bomb!

-We're planting a Volleybomb?!?!

LOL!

[hbunnyo]

Haha caboose has mongo strength.

[Skillz506]

WOW LOOK, A BEACH

[ryaniss0beastyo]

i love how sarge is telling caboose the complete opposite of how to lift LOL

[crh1256]

-it's not? I'll give ya 10 bucks to tear off griffs arm

-which ones griff?!

-can't I just pick this up when we are ready to go?

-ahh sure

-*thump* okay, we're ready to go!

-aw craap

[SuNaNeko]

Tex is in a robot know so the bot's weak not tex

[RaistlinMajeree]

-please dont kill me

-aah go ahead and kill him

[hipchick2733]

but that dosent make sence when tex first came & fixed shelia she fliped her and cabose was woundering how they could but he's the stong one.....

[milky5432]

she had the AI then

[hipchick2733]

no she dosent now but she did before and it just made her a bitch, but caboose dosent have an AI and he can lift the bomb when she can't!

[RVBPhan]

that was B 4 Donut stuck her. Her new body is weaker.

[hipchick2733]

ok so that's y Tex is weak but how could caboose get stronger??? it dosent make sence!

[simpsonfan13]

it makes perfect sense. it's caboose and hes teh awesome.

[hipchick2733]

yeah i knowhe's one of my favs but thta still dosent exsplain it! fuck it i'll annoy the makers

[blankpaper66]

"there was one moment where griff tried to reach for the gearstick but he ended up...." LOLOLOLOL

[jjoosshh74747474]

Sinister Spackle... lol

[WoWfan2345]

When griff tried to change the stick shift and then oh please lets not tell the story. is there somewhere i can wash my hands?

[ourrein]

we're planting a volleyball?

it's not a ball, it's a bomb...

WE'RE PLANTING A VOLLEYBOMB?!

aah that's great.

[AIGilstad]

i have a very bad memory...oh look a beach!

[halovsclones1234]

lol caboose is strong but actually the tongue is your strongest muscle

[peasinacan]

duh

[ShadownCrissy]

lol camp troman

[jope12]

We're planting a volleyball XD

[roytheswordguy]

no, a volley bomb

[lordbeckid]

steeler your copying rooster teeth vids you a noob nooob

[masterj05h]

find me this episode by roosteeth, oh wait cant find it? hmm wonder why. Dumbass there either all the same person or there all friends taking turns putting it on youtube why would it all b on the same playlist if it wasent

[halovsclones1234]

theres like 20 people with rooster videos and there are only like 10 rooster teeth cast members

[lordbeckid]

woodey woodpecker

[Connroy17]

hes joking, he said everything u are not supposed to do when lifting something heavy

[ssaykcul]

sarge is wrong, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

[XenosRDrake]

LOL @ "Can't I just pick this up when we are ready to go?" "yeah... I guess that makes sense." *CHANKADANK* "Aah..." "OK we're ready to go!" "Aah crap."

[dogrador]

yay i love breaching!!!

caboose is the greatest

[couldntthinkofone12]

LMAO i love how sarge tells him how to carry the bomb with his back

[LeFlood36]

caboose is the strongest lol

[Tawhguy]

Where planting a volleybomb lmao

[nirvana9130x]

tex is a...

Hooker!!!

[dialgaman7]

its called "freelancer" hooker sounds too... piratey

[idontbelieve123]

who do they call

GHOSTBUSTER!

[MISFITS6661]

theres a huge spinnig blade dude its spinning like 2 mph did i say it was fast we get past tht and plant a bomb were planting a volleybomb!!!!

[LifeGrove]

were planting a VOLLEYBOMB?!

[Bman3455]

cant i just pick it up when we're ready to go? ahh alright. OK WE'RE READY TO GO! aaahhh crrap....LOL

[invincible1065]

donut is so gay now YYYYYY y him take a unimportant guy that lasts 5 seconds in the series......like sheila

[arcyday]

wow reconstruction has wayyy better graphics and sound lol.

but blood gulch is still the very best!!

[wyomging1234]

lmao after u hear tucker talking about ripping off griff's arm and it goes to griff and simmons u hear griff saying ''he is griff'' and looking at simmons XD

[Intozegamez]

haha, i have a really bad memory- Oh look a beach!

I love caboose and church haha

[ridgedevil09]

Tucker: Tex ill give you ten bucks to rip off griff's arm.

Tex: Which ones griff?

lol frickin great

[mp3hardhead]

rofl

[cabooseiscrazy]

sarge: like an ox!

Caboose: But i have no horns or lumberjack friends. hahaha rvb is the best

[kyuubibar]

i dotn think he actually ment tat he "made" them, i think he ment that he had them posted.

[randothepally]

He said "Made" so that implies that he Made it.

Yes, I realize what he said but you have to admit there was a chance of him just not paying attention and