Baby Traits - The Whitest Kids U'Know on IFC

[SPlTTlN]

lol

[MidnightSanity]

i would be straight up..

[musicsavesmysoul223]

Gay black pirate baby. Lmfao

[darkjesterWoW]

Cynthia is hot.

[finflame13]

@darkjesterWoW I'm hoping you've watched this show before... Cause, y'know, that's not a chick...

[lawrence096]

@darkjesterWoW thats a man

[carsismeZ06]

I love how he says "Mexican" and Latino...or Hispanic...or whatever.

[51southpark]

does anyone else notice this is like how coordinaters are made in gundam seed?

[thiswask]

He fucked up when he said that MEXICAN is a race

[TomateXMexicano]

@thiswask fuck off ahole no one gives



[RoseGoddess69]

SO MANY AWKWARD  MOMENTS!!! >.< ITS KILLLING ME!!!

[MEEP0095]

well...this ruins the whole name WKUK

[JimmyFarina97]

GATTICA! GATTICA!  GATTICA!

[seerskater]

@JimmyFarina97 haha yeah

[LovelyLin95]

lmao. I'd choose the option to fill everything out on my own haha. (:

[EHSF72]

why does mexican have to have its own category, why cant it be hispanic hahaah

[Currrdo]

gattaca

[ABowlWithoutCereal]

@ajwalsh333 and then he went back to his gay black pirate ship and got two more friends

[kiko1544463]

i swear if this was real, everyone would be blond with blue eyes

[ChosenTripster]

@kiko1544463 they can actually influence some things during the pregnancy and they are developing new techniques all the time i wouldnt doubt if they perfected it in your lifetime, so it might happen sooner then you think :p

[sciences8]

@ChosenTripster

Except the gay part... you'd actually have to force the child to only like men- which is unfair. Being gay should be a choice.

[ChosenTripster]

@sciences8 you forget that for the most part it isn't a choice people are born gay due to a chemical imbalance in the brain making them feel like they should be girls

[sciences8]

@ChosenTripster

That's not being gay. And it's hormones, not just chemicals.

[dbgfeller]

@ChosenTripster lol you think that gays feel like they should be girls? xD

[MartyTurco093]

Black Doctor!

[nathaneg558]

of course gay would be tails.

[Zackg119]

@nathaneg558 LOLOLOLOL

[machswim]

my science teacher said this was real but u cud only choose hair,eye,and another small thing exept that it was illegal

[shadowtrainer92]

up until 2:18, i thought i just met my parents V_V

[TheWhiteLupe]

Thanks guys haha. I try mixing comedy with more comedy :p

Also, WKUK is actually doing a short tour starting later this month!

1/24 LA- LARGO

1/26 San Fran- COBBS

1/27 Portland- HAWTHORNE

1/28 Seattle- V ERA

2/10 Boston- ROYALE

2/11 Philly- TROC

2/12 DC – STATE

[Stepdom11]

I love how he starts to get offended when they wanted a white baby not a black baby but he says mexican instead of hispanic or latino

[chinchillachicks112]

were gonna have a gay black pirate baby

[super00141]

ifc has 666 videos...

[shawty25mj]

@super00141 O.o

[omg211000]

Wait. Why is there a black guy on the WHITEST Kids You Know?

[skillcapeemoteplz]

bLACK dOCTOR!

[xXMandoXxReaper]

I love how they dont have green eyes.

[borskyviolin]

That does sound like a hilarious baby.

[BodgyHeats666]

im am a gay black pirate and i find this offensive

[Spongeman25]

sad thing? We have the technology to do this sooner or later. Baby peer pressure!

[371850]

really a coin toss can dicide your baby's traits

[borskyviolin]

@371850 Yes really!

[AllYouNeedIsNerd]

This is so forced.

[Rubiicon]

Touche.

[evanisgay11]

Sounds like Brave New World...

[theyprja]

@evanisgay11 totally does.

[TheDrNegative]

It's Like playing real life Fallout!

[LitedPixel]

Gay Black Pirate Baby HAHAHA

[apocalex13]

quoth Nap D: XX vs XY, not hormone controlled. idiots, gawd.

[LeafyBaka]

Oh, the same cloud AND mountain portrait from 'Sophomores' xD

[LeafyBaka]

Hey, the same cloud portrait from 'Sophomores' (:

[lacrosseshot]

is zack strangly attractive to any one else?

[clarabelle1able]

@lacrosseshot I think he's super hot as a guy or girl.haha:)

[abcbamz17]

'boys are funnier' lol so good

[TheSupaTwinkie]

black doctor :D

[543bossman]

haha a gay black pirate baby....

[543bossman]

i so would have chosen a tranny child;)

[totalbadass500]

The natural way was much easier...

[19B0N095]

Homosexuallity is genetical conditioned.

[bowen9212]

@19B0N095 no. its not. its a choice. there is no "born that way"

[19B0N095]

@bowen9212 of course it is, coz the part in your brain that makes u being attracted to women coz of their smell (u dont get it u like em coz of their smell because it happens without making u know this) is just like the ones women have got, so u think you're attracted to men, but actually your a man yourself, so it is just of that part (all the other stuff, like, u see em u like em is what u imagine) my shit Nigga my english is so bad i gotta play more gta, lol

[19B0N095]

Zack's a hot woman LOL

[heyitsfp]

REAL LIFE RPG!

[UkrainianKozakArmada]

Oh so those are my parents...

[TheWhiteLupe]

Well he was in his pirate ship

When the lighting hit

Now he reads real fast

Likes science and ass

GAY BLACK PIRATE DOCTOR!

[DrFlubba]

@TheWhiteLupe -"where exactly did he get the pirate ship?" "He stole it!"

[1423zxy]

@TheWhiteLupe

YOU DESERVE A MEDAL

[calahandoombringer]

@TheWhiteLupe he better be hilarious...

[ThatGuy9811]

@TheWhiteLupe where did he get his pirate ship?

[XCVWZ]

@ThatGuy9811 he stole it

[OrsonSpade]

@TheWhiteLupe You sir, or ma'am, are brilliant. That made my day.

[cabooses1fan]

@TheWhiteLupe epic

[monkeypies3]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

[souellet5]

Is it me or the WKUK humor become more and more engaged ? I love how they fight stereotypes by striking right on the wound.

[6satan6ist6]

gay black pirate baby hahaha

[MsGundamfighter]

Up until like 1:30 there's legit science behind this video

[irishduck101]

2% of the population has green eyes...They are both gods

[ajwalsh333]

there is one gay black pirate in the audience who does not want to know how he was conceived.

[kyore789]

hahaha omg 

[1catpoop1]

this is so....awkward D:

[MrCthat]

dear god... its a build a baby workshop

[ohmahgawdfilms]

gay black pirate baby with blue eyes :D

[27QuickScoper]

@ohmahgawdfilms ITS GREEN DUMBASS.

[HEdaowg123]

blonde girl, straight, blue eyes, big boobs, round butt, and of no relation to me

[Chise37]

You couldn't pick 'im to be bisexual, eh? I call bigotry.

[InsideBurningIce]

Is it just me or does the guy make a REALLY good girl... O.O

[archxnight]

Better be hilarious.... 

[demonslayerz2010]

gay people are funny i think.i whould have a boy,golden eyes,white(im not racist its just that,im white)and straight or gay i dont care

[abcdefg5618]

Boy, Green eyes, Black, and Gay.

[DESTIFIEDROCK]

Well he was a ridin his bike and there was a lightning strike, now he reads real fast he's good at science and math Black Doctor!

[iamcrazy7]

I was like, y did they hire a black actor for this sketch... And then I knew lol

[Mario78718]

More like "Character Creator"...

[splan101]

ok sounds good. now white or black?

uh... what? XD

[cool1cj]

If they are flipping a coin, it's the same thing as the natural process

[Jibbaribba]

@cool1cj yeah if your parents are white, 50/50 that ur white too

[alphatotheomega7]

0:56 HATERS GONNA HATE!

[russianmonkey96]

that was great



[thijsmosterman]

Leave the race choice blank.

[CobehRaptor]

Who would have known that the only black doctor, only gay doctor, only one-legged doctor, and most judgmental doctor would all be one in the same?

[stitch99]

Black Doctor!!!!

[stitch99]

"Hospital"? Isn't that the same place from the spaghettios sketch?

[iBuckFutt]

R33MIX

[moocher2121]

It makes more sense to choose white and straight less descrimination thats just logic

[DeciVonW]

@moocher2121 Yeah, But the point of this skit was to show thats its easier to pick the generally accepted traits. Funny thing is though. Everything is relative ands there is no right and wrong. Just the general consensus of the people plus the morals and values they grew up with. This is going to be the next big ethical political discussion thing all around the world. Because in 10-20 years this is absolutely possible and widely available.

[spidermanman96]

I thought they weren't going through with the show black doctor.

[thepielover70]

I would so want a gay black pirate baby.

[NateOfUSA]

dont they just mean a black pirate baby? OOOO!! GET IT PIRATES ARE GAY

[Lazulf]

@NateOfUSA no they mean a gay black pirate baby. Some pirates have one leg and a peg leg. HURR DURR

[Nasachowin]

Gay black pirate baby lol

[RekoChett]

Gay Black Pirate Baby? XD

[blink182rob88]

He's acting like it's his baby

[IrishMinja]

lol no one is born gay.

[dwhiffing]

@IrishMinja

Im pretty sure that's how it works actually..

[UnethicalWaffles]

@IrishMinja And no one is born straight right?

[IrishMinja]

@UnethicalWaffles everyone is naturally straight. Gay is a choice or mental disorder.

[drafman1]

@IrishMinja its not a mental disorder or choice people are born that way you sick shit dont call gays mental go learn shit b4 u make comments like that!

[susan22]

I love you guys but screw you for saying boys are funnier!

[badCowfish]

@susan22 women are not funny, its a scientifically proven fact, look it up. You are the better sandwich maker though...

[GmodRules111]

It'd like creating a creature on Spore

[omgtkseth]

lol, this one is really funny

[residentevil4freek]

Is this the pilot for Black Doctor?

[n33wom]

last line makes it xD

[loljustice31]

I like how choosing a boy over a girl is considered no big deal while the gay/straight and ethnicity thing is 'delicate.'

[dinodramon]

@loljustice31 Well the baby's gotta be funny

[MsLagst]

my favorite line: "were gunna have a gay black pirate baby" hahahahhahahah!!! omg soo funny lmao

[WithLoveDess]

Aaawwkwarrddd

[rokkstaa]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

funniest wkuk ever!

[TheShindigsYo]

0 people dislike this video :D

[TheSonia1319]

that babys gunna be halairious

[toastybluefire]

yaaaaaaaaaay....

[Kittycupcakesrule]

lol i laughed so hard at the end XD

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

I hate people who are overly sensitive to racism

[Dzubur93]

Blue is exotic? wow, i feel all special now

[MrJacob882]

are they crazy?!?! it would be awesome to have a gay black pirate baby?!?! He would be neat, pimpin, and he would bring us lots of booty! if you get what i mean. lol

[snerd8]

@MrJacob882 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious

[cabob132]

they can do that. just switch out the babys wen there in the waiting room

[thejwgray]

BLACK DOCTOR!

[Dophinillie]

0 people have a gay, black, pirate baby.

[MrCookers19]

were going to have a gay black pirate baby! that is hilarius =)

[exzeus5]

I wanna see that baby now! xD

[jeradbrooke31]

were gunna have a gay black pirate. THATS FUNNY RIGHT THERE.

[garnetfitz]

"This is sparta! Wait we arent playing sparta".Lol timmy is fucking hilairious in this sketch.

[reflectiveDuality]

Due to the magic of modern technology, the white actors were able to film that sketch on a secure soundstage, far away from the black actor! They were never in harm's way for a moment.

Isn't technology wonderful?

[assasinator1980]

lol he's already gonna be funny XD

[FeebleNosemanny]

2 last lines made the video LOL

[MnM7431]

that doctor has a really relaxing voice....

[pallif432]

Were gonna have a gay black pirate baby...

[tharper1993]

WKUK version of Gattaca

[QueenAnime99]

2:42 killed me. What a great skit.

[drchen054]

lol this baby better be hilarious

[sudeten44]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I fuckin live this sketch

[17faxer17]

Zack makes a great girl lol

[tylinphill02]

Well they were pickin' traits,

Which led to racial hate,

Now they look like dicks,

I guess they shouldn't have picked,

A GAY BLACK ONE-LEGGED DOCTOR!

[DoNotClickOnMyNameMr]

they did a good job in editing in that black guy

[omgtkseth]

@DoNotClickOnMyNameMr lol, ya

[miseter13]

A black man in the whitest kids?????????

[VegardMinde]

@miseter13 He was filmed at a separate location then later edited in.

[Punkinonthefloor]

it's fucking wierd. Zach could actually be a hot girl.

[judasinwaiting]

@Punkinonthefloor no. you're fucking weird, geigh-blade.

[DramaticGnome1210]

LMFAO like every sketch

[Sojiroo2019]

"We're gonna have a gay black pirate baby"

[schapadap]

@Sojiroo2019 thanks for quoting that in your comment, i didnt hear it when i watched the clip

[Sojiroo2019]

@schapadap Glad I could be help on you noticing the comment. ^_^

[theXdarkXtreeXburns]

hardcore awkward.

[blackbehrful]

It's... A funny baby......yaaaaaaaaayyy.

[armydude102]

I JUST realized this is the same hospital that gets spaghettios in the blood.

[soldierukn]

im surprised no one did the black guy green screen reference...but i guess i just did haha

[RXdash78]

The makeup is getting so much better. Timmy was almost unrecognizeable.

[ownagebutter]

@RXdash78 it was clearly a green screen didn't u notice the blue lamp. thats not real life

[ToreThreepwood]

I just found the name for my new band..

Remember, I stole it first.

[max334v5]

ABH

[nightwolf9876]

A gay black pirate baby!!

[GamerSwag]

I'd tell him to suck it....wait NO!

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

LMFAO

[CheddarPuma]

One minute into this, I was like, "I see where this is going... and I like it."