Paper Girl

[KillingMilk]

you make me question my heterosexuality.... just a lil bit.

[ianswertobob]

Hahahaha. Oh Roxin, you make me laugh every time. Also, sweet new outtro? #Like

[xvsacme]

Dear Roxin,

Please come back and be awesome in a small rectangle on a white page full of comments and stuff.

Love, Your lovelies.

(P.S. No pressure or anything...)

[Bazpierce]

Why did this not turn up in my subscriptions page? Damn you YouTube for keeping RoxinPunch away from me!

[HighKingTurgon]

Roxanne, I've missed you awfully. And this video is just so...wonderful or perfect or you or something. It makes my life worth it for another few days.

[abiliwiki]

Geez. You look bloody tired! Get some sleep kiddo. :)

[RoxinPunch]

@abiliwiki I'm working on it! :D

[abiliwiki]

@RoxinPunch That's good to hear. I can't sleep til the wee hours of the morning to save my life.

[ellabooray]

I have missed roxzinpunch.

[RoxinPunch]

@ellabooray :)

[catinplaid]

I just crossed "paper girl" off my list of possible jobs.

[ThePatrickWorld]

droopy eye :P i like i like.... allthough you should of been like "loook into my eyes" as your eyes looked all black like the wolverine in doctor who... just me? okay ill shuddup.

[magicboyb]

Just wanted to let you know/warn you that if I was ever to see you in real life we would have to hug there would be no discussing the matter your just too awesome :-)

[thevectorfilms]

You make come up with so many great ideas! [most of them aren't about world domination, so that's a plus!]

[aiiirdryy]

dude. i freaking love you.

[WhatTravisSays]

'frezned, like, yeah' an incredibly apropro tag phrase. :D

[RoxinPunch]

@WhatTravisSays :D 

[Voldey]

You just described the life of every youtuber.

[RoxinPunch]

@Voldey I'm glad to know I'm not alone...

[boxingtree]

Translation: She doesn't sleep in any more, so for fun Roxanne stares at the early morning paper girl out the window.

[Justtubed]

Creepy. always with the creepy.

[RoxinPunch]

@Justtubed Mwahah!



[doodsrslyWTF]

I love your creepiness. So, so much.

[mojonacho]

"...has grown accustomed to..." = "...doesn't scream anymore..."

Interesting interpretation. I approve.

-J

[ThePersistenceofTime]

I want to be you.

[trew9710]

i've missed you so much. stop having a life and make more videos...please;)

[ajaandkimmy]

You are slowly moving up my favorite Youtuber list. Mind you, this means you're slowly surpassing the likes of Mitchell Davis and the Vlogbrothers. 

[jennahemmena]

I want to be you. I want to be with you....Always, and make believe with you and live in harmony, ohh love.

[PeachieCakes]

Yeah!

[SamHandwiches]

This is just swell

[SandraOriana]

I was so excited to see a video from you! But now I'm scared...

"She doesn't scream because she can't." ... *runs*

[fizzylimon]

Wait, you're "back home"? As in... not very far from me? Okay.

[stuffandthings77]

Brilliance.

[tripthe1]

Haha! Girl you are amazing!

You get a FIVE star thumbs up for freckle number 18.

[shessomickey]

I love you.

[AdamOfNebb]

yeah?

[groupjapan]

@AdamOfNebb YEAH!!!!

[AdamOfNebb]

@groupjapan Oh, OK, thanks.

[cho474chang]

I thought this was a reference to "Paper Towns" and I was confused....then I watched it again and laughed.

[Thysane]

I think my brain just melted from the pure concentrated awesome. I estimate that there's at least 300,000 Busey's in this video. This is Geneva Convention territory.

[Fundippsoyeah]

I'll scream ;D

[pete275]

tell the paper girl the newspaper industry is dying, she should find a new job.

[akmelza]

This is so amazing. I don't even know why.

[Unl3ashed]

Yup, that's a WIN.

[regularguy5mb]

Fantastic.

[z0mbri27]

So glad you're back!!

I was just thinking yesterday that you haven't made a video in a realllllyyyy long time, and then I got sad.

But now I have this and despite its short length, it still makes me happy :D

[Bihmerson]

O____O Best video/outro O___O

[MigdalaVered]

I've posted so many comments here.

You should submit this to hit record's Tiny Book of Tiny Stories 2011. Yeah. Google it, foo.

[bikemessenger7]

ha! welcome back, I think the paper person is still screaming, just on the inside! tell us tales of your new job my friend.

[RussTheBusker]

I miss yo face

[NiteRider107]

PERFECT.

[ranchranchiloveranch]

That'll work.

[AThursdaysChild]

AHAHAHA THIS IS WIN.

[emmfan09]

YOU ARE THE BEST.

[AlexisUnger]

YAYY I missed you!

[WoahItsKimber]

Omgosh a video. Happy day! We shall document this day, June 3rd, as the day Roxanne made a return on the internet. Let our grandchildren know that Roxanne is a true hero. After conquering Ancient Greece in an epic battle against Canada she has returned to us with spoils. The spoils of laughter and entertainment. Sure the history is a little off, but documenting this day would seem a little silly otherwise.

[crimsong19]

Rox ... how many times have I told you it's not nice to stare at the paper girl?

- Jason

[thesunsetshere]

Nice to see you up and about again. :D

[thepappytube]

Thank you. For everything :)

[RoxinPunch]

@thepappytube *cries* I LOVE YOU MAN!

[elizziebooks]

i don't even know.

[RoxinPunch]

@elizziebooks As you were.

[iluvgerardway99]

Glad to see you back. Now let's hope next time you'll make a video less... confusing XD

[RoxinPunch]

@iluvgerardway99 I DO WHAT I WANT. :D

[TheK3lsinator]

@RoxinPunch Roxanne don't care. Roxanne don't give a shit!

[djsyntic]

@iluvgerardway99 Less confusing? Why would anyone want that? If Miss Punch didn't make videos the way she did, why would I be subscribed?

[CrakenX]

Woah, you're still alive! ...Or are you? You look a bit like you're filming yourself from beyond the grave. Oh well, I'm glad you're back. I just hope I don't die seven days after watching this video.

[ibefrenchy]

Where HAVE you been? Bed empty, not note, car gone! You could have DIED! You could have been SEEN!

[SharkeyeJones]

i will be your pizza delivery man

[RoxinPunch]

@SharkeyeJones You will be my inspiration.

[KissMyWhale]

A VIDEO? Is it my birthday??

[RoxinPunch]

@KissMyWhale HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYDAY!

[Futuredudeman]

Ah, I've missed this serial killer.

[RoxinPunch]

@Futuredudeman Ah, I've missed you too. You're my dearest "almost a victim".

[breannesentineal]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!! 

[RoxinPunch]

@breannesentineal HELLO!

[breannesentineal]

@RoxinPunch HELLO HELLO!!

[RoxinPunch]

@breannesentineal :D

[rinaellarinaella]

going for the maureen johnson stare there? :)

[RoxinPunch]

@rinaellarinaella I tried my best! 

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

Things are getting better.

George Vreeland Hill

[RoxinPunch]

@GeorgeVreelandHill Indeed they are.



[lordcoyote2000]

She doesn't scream anymore? Yay! Things are looking up! :)

[MigdalaVered]

it's you! yaaaaaaaaaay!

ah, you're a freak and I love it.

[RoxinPunch]

@MigdalaVered I tried to use your outro but Vegas shut down whenever I opened the file. :(

[MigdalaVered]

@RoxinPunch Awww. I wonder if changing the type of file with Any Video Converter would help? I dislike Vegas, I tried to use it for a while but it disagreed very much with my computer. I could only edit videos by sound. O.o

Seems you have better luck with it.

[RoxinPunch]

@MigdalaVered It's an mp4 and that's what my files normally are. I'll see if I can convert it. If that doesn't work then I'll make sure my computer is plugged in. If it is plugged in then I have no idea what else to do.

[MigdalaVered]

@RoxinPunch You could always not use it. Or take the idea and film it yourself. Cause it's the best idea ever, she said modestly.

[wordsofjed]

I've been seeing a bunch of these highly amusing 25 second stories lately and I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE DO IT! My short funny stories are usually long... and unfunny... and more anecdotes than stories...

[RoxinPunch]

@wordsofjed This was the best clip out of 16 hours straight of recording. Also, thank you!

[8Tails]

She no long screams....

She rides by... unsettled on her seat. o.o

[RoxinPunch]

@8Tails Haha. Indeed she does.

[OOZ662]

...the eyes. They haunt me.

[RoxinPunch]

@OOZ662 Success.

[wordsofjed]

YAY YOU'RE BACK! NOW TO WATCH IT FOR ZE SECOND TIME!