Metalocalypse: Food Library

[flukay72]

Lemontarts wrinkle tits



[ufcwog140]

hey chief this stuff good for soup ?

no.

arrggh that's a yes.

[emobunnyboy666]

Toki: "you'd rather chop off your ding dong than not drink?"

Muderface: "YEA!"

Toki: "Wow wee!"

[XShesAMetalHeadX]

This episode makes me piss my pants laughing it's so fucking hilarious XD

[CommentGracefully]

Season 4.... IMMEDIATELY! + Booze is definately food.

[jjonesjjoness]

"you are a GMILF grandmother i like to dadadada

[pesca247]

i do cocaine

[theinfamousmrsleep]

I want to shop at Fintrolls. I hear they got a 2 for 1 deal on their deli.

and lol at wrinkle tits.

[TheVercci]

I got got an old spice ad before the video

And I'm not complaining.

[WTFjustNEWS]

Grandmother that id like to....WHAT !

[binnsbloe]

"You lady Swisgaar"

"NO IM NOT!!!!!!!!"

[metridley]

"You've got lady's tampoons...unside of it"

[DEVILANARKIA]

@1:59 my face if i ear nathan speaking at the loudspeakers

[ToonYoshi94]

1;18 toki has his own cereal lol

Metal Bites hah

[TheAmericanEgale]

what episode is this

[marcus84mtl]

@TheAmericanEgale the very first one

[TheAmericanEgale]

@marcus84mtl thanks

[5150zombie]

@TheAmericanEgale 1st

[UlrichRuler13]

NO I'M NOT!

[LMTR14]

@UlrichRuler13 I still say that

[TheSydneyBarrett]

"What do you mean 'BOOZE IS NOT FOOD'???"

[JuggalocodeChile1988]

PRICE CHECK!! CLEAN UP ON AISLE 6!! ROTTEN BODY LAND SLIDE!!!

[Bonersoup183]

You are a gmilf

[ZeR0zAndOnEz]

Am i the only one who noticed toki has his own cereal? XD

I want that cereal!

[TheSPQR617]

Fintrolls, I think I just died a little inside lol

[RSnEDmusic]

whaddya MEAN boose isnt food?!

[Kreezorable]

2:03 i think the actor was almost laughing :D

[Kreezorable]

This stuff is good for soup?

...no...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's yes.....

[varzonal]

PRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEE CHHHEEEEECCCKKKK

[DrTabarnak]

So many cannibal corpse references in this lmao

[Temptress869]

Uh I just noticed Murderface has a nice in his hand lol What does he intend to do with it?

[claire0rockz]

@Temptress869 A *knife?

[Temptress869]

@claire0rockz Thanks!!!! ROFL but you didn't answer my question >_<

[Temptress869]

SO TIRED OF THESE UNSKIPPABLE FUCKING GEICO ADS!!!!

[Kreezorable]

Wawee!!!

[Pi3Lord]

ROTTING BODY LANDSLIDE!!

[julio13wrathchild]

What's the name of the next door Liquor mart?

Trollhameren's?

[TheHumanDirigible]

The store is called Fintrolls.

Win.

[JonnyDeppable]

@TheHumanDirigible

There was a Fast food restaurant once, called "Dimmu Burger" XD

[astriatheman]

@JonnyDeppable Dimmu Borgir and Finntroll great bands

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

"Two cups of rice.....Brutal"

[Zeratol001]

that is a cannibal corpse refrance

[sugarhighist]

THAT is the most metal thing i ever heard!

[mushroomhead2112]

guess what you are a g-milf that is a grandmother that i would like too f...

[RedmanRedmanRedman]

1:18 Anyone noticed the Skwisgaar lookalike in upper right corner?

[xProspRousx]

@RedmanRedmanRedman what about toki on the box at 1:20

[TheHugTV]

1:59 Best. Face. Ever. XD

[ajaat14]

"Hey! Enjoy our tasty hammer smashed face... Aisle 3."

[AdvocateofOdin]

@ajaat14 Cannibal Corpse!

[squall600]

what do you mean booze aint food??!?!?

[binarynightmare]

Fintrolls Supermarket...nice.

[nachioxz]

2 Cups of rice ... ... ... Brutal!

[ExtremeZERLEGER]

*pours rice on the ground*..."brutal."

I LOL'D SO HARD

[metalmario298]

Hey what's the name of the song that plays at the end????

[TheHugTV]

@metalmario298 Hatredy

[metalmario298]

@TheHugTV Thank you very much!

[yingyangyoshi]

I just noticed, at 1:20 Toki has a box of cereal with his own face on it...awesome.

[Alxmir23]

lol nathan doesnt ram but pushes his face through the glass

[kcikdubb]

0:28 Pickle Rape Face

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

2 cups of rice... brutal.

[czoraa21]

PAUSE AT 1:20 AND TOKIE IS ON THE CEREAL BOX!!!

[Tehgunknight]

Skwiggsgaar: You haves ladies tamponz

[cbohar84]

Booze is a vital stapel of my food pyramid XD

[flip548]

Brutal!

[NightFallsFast1]

I think Skwisgaar has already fucked pretty much every woman on Earth.. well, since teenagers would be illegal I think gmilfs are next! xD

[xxbrkdwnxx]

Nathan on the intercom is the best lol.

[xDaXAFImoshmonkey]

Hey lady does it have olives in it?

Olives in what?

LEMON TART WRINKLE TITS!

[smiley1612]

Guess what you are a GMILF

[ramirogalletti]

where I can see this?

[mysteryrocker123]

@ramirogalletti Episode one of the first season of Metalocalypse

[TheHugTV]

norwegians kick ass :P

[DU13573P]

NO I NOT!!

[1PhatL]

gmilf? ooh ooh

[Ravnen2dn]

I love being Norwegian and watching it... Fuck yes Toki!!

[KitaxNekoSama57]

NO I'M NOT!!!!! XD

[LiveForFunny]

lol, what episode is this from?

[apollo5768]

@LiveForFunny The 1st episode of the first season.

[dbarrera767]

What a powerful mistake I have made....

[few989]

tampoons 1:20

[BonTonVon]

8 people need ladies tampoons unside of them

[Tehgunknight]

1:20, Tampons? FTW, I knew toki was woman.

[RiotInABottle]

@Tehgunknight Heeeee Also has his own brand of cereal at 1:20. In the corner :o

[cameron1936]

@Tehgunknight i think skwisgar is the woman he was awfully quick to defend himself when toki said that

[pluskendall98]

@cameron1936 also he gets all the lady's.....and you know how girls are

[jkt3sc]

"hey chief is this stuff good for soup"

"no"

"Ahhhhhh thats a yes" hahaha

[UbistheGreat]

Ok, am i imagining this or is the Delocated guy also play Toby on The Office?

[dammyteo]

please, can someone tell me where is that block advertismet button.

[Rainb0wWarri0r]

@dammyteo it's an addon you install onto either mozilla or chrome. it's called adblock plus

[dammyteo]

@Rainb0wWarri0r

thanks man, but i am on internet explorer, thanks anyway

[metalhead287]

Pickles 'Woh woh woh so you're saying if you drop one of these little guys in boiling water then they shriek, go red and die?'

Attendant 'That is correct sir.'

Pickles 'That is the most metal thing I have ever heard in my life. High Five!'

[mihaelkYeah]

G-milf hahahahhafhsfhaf

[hillysats]

This really is the best first episode of any Television Show.

[Dragonlanceish]

0:24 to 0:35

[usagiishere247]

I got the first season DVDs today :) I saw the first DVD and it was awesome!

[TheKernalKimball]

666 likes and 6 dislikes..

[Wolvster007]

@TheKernalKimball ...Brutal...

[mademan543]

im about to go to asda for food,but im probably gunna just buy booze... it dose count as food!

[x7VenGeaNcE7x]

666 likes....brutal

[MrThatguyuknow]

1:20 my god, Toki has his own cereal!

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

hey adult swim, heres an idea, show more metalocalypse and less of your live action flops.

[koroba01]

@HeyBuddyGotALight yes my God yes...those live-action shows suck so bad they are not funny at all...and I can appreciate shows that are so bad and corny they are actually funny but Adult Swim's shows suck the big one and stink, waste of time.

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

@koroba01 haha, don't let any tim & eric fans hear you say that. they'll go all highbrow and say 'you just don't get it'.

[Dimeinurear]

@HeyBuddyGotALight

AMAZINGLY, according to the Metalocalypse message boards on adult swim's website, the 4th season will come out on April 29th.  10 weeks from now.

Nice to see that they didn't just silently abandon it.

[Adrastia]

I really need to go to the food library. I'm starving.

[xDejahx]

Wrinkletits XD

[smallbrownbeavers]

rofl i just noticed the cereals have toki on the cover ^^

[Neroese1]

Fintrolls xD

[oneshott51]

You lady Skwisgaar.

NO I NOT

[gameinggodsPS3]

i agree murderface

[ozzyp17]

You ladies Skwisgaar.

NO I AMS NOT!!!

[charliezard729]

wowWEE

[cowzwithgunzii2009]

ITS CALLED A GROCERY STORE YA DOUCHE BAGS!

[2009ewright]

@cowzwithgunzii2009 you said it wring it goes ITS CALLED A GROCHERY STORE YS DOUCHE BEEGS!

[PoopDawgification]

It is impossible to only watch this once.

[dabadguy4273]

I like how Nathan just non-chalantly pushes his face through the glass like... "Ok we need sausage, so just lemme get through their."

[iamdjdean]

hey dude any of this stuff good for soup?... no AHHH thats a yes lol they fucking crack me up

guess what you are a g.m.i.l.f that is a grandmother ide like to f (METAL MUSIC)

[ImQop]

what episode and season is this???

[iamdjdean]

@ImQop first episode evere bro

[tomistomasinensis]

Hey dude any of this stuff good for soup?

[Giganman22]

just noticed the grocery store is called Fintroll haha

[The666Autopsy]

you have laides tampoons

[dabadguy4273]

Don't just buy BOOZE!!! That ain't food!

[alexXisXmyXname]

you are a g-milf, that is a grand mother id like to- cuts to new scene

[StanleyBradshaw]

...How does this even.

[mrbigmouth502]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. XD

[TheSpiffyGamer]

Season 4, April 2012!

[MrGillby]

Go gets them Nathan. haha

[killeroforce]

"You lady Skwisgaar." "NO I'M NOT!"

[MiklMurder]

guess what your a Gmilf

[RaccoonMayhem]

1:51 "rotten body landslide" Cannibal Corpse <3

[MizzElissa]

I'm going to call the grocery store the food library from now on.

[Rockprincess13116]

man i really want to go to the food library with them just for the hell of it. so brutal.

[Benafrd]

wrinkle tits

[johnTardyMetallover7]

Nathan = yummy! I am going to write a story about him.

[SuicidePandemic]

lol love the Cannibal Corpse references

[Starwarzium]

Skwisgaar: Hi. You are a GMILF. That is a GrandMother that I'd Like To *guitar riff*

[StrikesnGutters2]

AAAAAAHHHHH...that's a yes.

[metalkingdom100]

rotted body landslide, every bone broken, and hammer smashed face reference in one tv clip.....terrific

[The34zyD]

527 people enjoyed a hammer smashed face. 5 people were on isle 3 at the wrong time...

[Hosorrow]

I decided I wanted to watch this clip earlier, so out of laziness, I just typed in Metaloc and let youtube do the rest. I was going to put in "Food Library" but just then when I noticed it was already on the top of the list... XD

[VeroNevermind1990]

you are a G milf that is a grandmother that i would like to

[ShannShannify]

wrinkle tit



[xcorehendis11]

Wowee

[MaztRPwn]

Who is wall-nuts?

[wtfd00d08]

HAMMER SMASHED FACE IN AISLE 3

[xXThePhilosopherXx]

Clean up on isle 6, ROTTEN BODY LANDSLIDE!!

[ParkinsandLynch]

LOL FINTROLLS!!!

[GirsephMetal]

2 cups of rice... Brutal...

[varlakittykat]

enjoy our tasty hammer smashed face

[bobmoandfriend]

you can totally tell that brandon small was about to crack up when he was saying "enjoy a tasty hammer smashed face!" hahahaha

[wagar100]

ROTTING BODY LANDSLIDE!!!!!

[xxDrone95]

@lolhannah00 I take more notice in the drawing in the top right

[Dedricus102]

ROTTING BODY LANDSLIDE!!!!!!!

[UNCLETYLER1]

how can you dislike this.. well besides the stupid advertisements

[UberUltraMegaGuy]

Lolz at Pickles face at 0:30

[glitchedgamer]

3 people have low blood sugars.

[bongmaster420420420]

brutal XD

[ViolentEncounter]

great quotes that will will live on for ever,

"what do u mean booze aint food, id rather chop off my ding dong that admit that"

:hey grandma wats in it, LEMON TART wrinke tits"

[joemantex]

IT'S CALLED A GROCERY STORE YOU DOUCHEBAGS!

[hilzanne47]

@joemantex I'm sorry about the "douchebyags" I got low blood sugar...

[toolthirdeye13]

this stuff good for soup?

no

daaaaaa! thats a yes

[2ndhandsoul]

"You're a lady, Swisgaar!"

"NO I'M NOT!!"

[Hyp3rdethLazers]

weird.... u can seea face in the top right corner at 1:17

[SlothsAreEpic]

Foo- Fo- Food Labrias

[blacklabel3980]

Wasnt this the first episode?