Japan ilegally occupy Diaoyu Islands (Japanese: sankaku), capture and torture the Chinese fishermen to make them recognize publicly that Diaoyu is Japanese territory, for there are oil reserves.
Japanese denies to apologize for WWII and until 2010, still pay respect to Yakusumi Monastery every year, you COULDN'T imagine Merkel pays respect to Hitler monument every year.
Launched Rape of Nanking and cruelly killed 300,000 civilians in 10 days, world record.
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wait how can u call japan your home when ur white was you born in japan or a nut house is this all japanese accent fake ! but i dont get it infact i think your insulting japan with the way u speak grow up your a grown man for christ sake
nice vid i like to moove to japan when im ready with scool and i want to go to a language scool there for learning japanese ^^. and didnt you play some guy in heroes ??
lol, I've started having this belief there are English speaking Gaijin who work at the marketing divisions of some Japanese companies and after being treated so poorly by the police and bosses they decide to get back at everyone and make these outrageously hilarious names any English speaker can't help but laugh at.
Hey what's up! Your videos are awesome, just subscribed! I am coming to Tokyo next month for a 3 month stay. By the way, I created a short video about my preparations for the trip and what not so CHECK OUT MY PAGE! Thanks man!
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Are you for real? Honestly.....c'mon! I've seen a lot of weird things on YT....is this an act? Did I miss the joke? Why is this dude talking like this?
No insult but........what?! (o_o)
And they have a store called Dog-Wiz in Japan?! Tits Cafe'? I thought I'd seen it all.
ken, you have blown my mind twice. at first i thought your voice was completely overdone and fake, but then it grew on me. now i realize it was fake all along! my heart is sad as well as my head.
well, anyway, i enjoy your videos. please continue to make them.
So I noticed that in the beginning you were at Narita Airport, Ken. Do you come from around there, and are you filming in that area, or did you go to a different city and then turn camera back on? :)
Unfortunately, I've seen these type of situations before is Asiatic countries. Sometimes I can't tell if the mistake is deliberate or really from a misunderstanding of Eigo.
For those in Japan really trying to learn English, someone should make a book that translates the English Urban Dictionary into Japanese. That person would probably make a fortune, and make Japanese people smile a bit more as well.
Who "caught this"? Are you serious or playing here? You do realize that Ken Tanaka is a character and is making a joke about all the places' names in this video, right? lol. Maybe his sarcasm was lost a little on some of you...or maybe yours in fact is sarcasm back. But, hey, once you use sarcasm against sarcasm in a vicious cycle, eventually it's going to just not work and get really confusing :P
Oops! I meant to say "LMFAO YEAH I NOTICED THAT TOO. LOL "TITS", NO WONDER THE MILK WAS WEIRD! LOL
Ken, I know you've been living in japan for awhile now but whenever you go to your favourite places like dog wiz, big wood, or tits cafe, do you still get a chuckle out of the name? or have you grown use to it?
soo u like milk in your coffee? heheh well I can only say I have never been a coffee drinker i do like tea mostly iced , and plain water with and occasionly side glass of Margritas lol great vid and as always
Nice to see you were in Shinjuke again. That is where I met you last year. Meeting you in person let me realize that you are very much a really handsome man.
Im a film director living in Vancouver! I lived in Ikebukuro before..
I watch a lot of Youtube videos, and this video of yours in particular was seriously well done. You are such an awesome character, and a fantastic human being. I have such respect for your creative talent, your humor and your life. Ganbatte Ken San.
PS. I hope to move to Tokyo this winter forever! Maybe I can buy you coffee someday. And remember "Everyone loves Ken Tanakaaaaa... goodbyyye!"
To be honest I was getting a little disinterested in Ken videos, but this was PURE GOLD! I love it, pure Ken T. Your teleportation was amazing! It must have required careful preparation.
Maybe the Japanese should start studying harder during English class and learn slang so they really understand fully what they are naming things, "Dog Wiz" , "Títs Café" , "Big Wood" haha
Maybe. Though, we aren't much better with our "cool Japanese/Chinese tattoos" that don't make any real grammatical sense in actual Japanese, but we think sound cool to us. ;P
Not to mention the tattoo artist we go to, about 98% of the time, has no real knowledge of the language and messes up the stroke order or stroke COUNT, to the point where some tattoos aren't even words at all. So, essentially, you just have scribbles on you forever. Some would argue it's better than mistranslated ones tho
It goes Through a lot of Japan, and connects north/south East/west, but it doesn't go to a lot of the more rural areas. You can go all the way from Morioka (north) to Fukuoka in South. I think it is 8 hours.
Yes. If you go travelling in Japan with Shinkansen, buy a special ticket at your home country. You can have up to 20 days, then you can have unlimited travel within the time that you have purchased. It's the cheapest way to travel all over Japan with Shinkansen...
死宿の死幹線に死ぬ
Gameboygenius 6 months ago
tits cafe the milk there always tastes diferrent!! XD
green71998 6 months ago
You went back for a quarter?!
LarsPwnsAll98 7 months ago
Lol...
Jimaera 8 months ago
Jacob is a handsome cat. I think he would be a good swimmer.
Shadowdancer21b 8 months ago
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Japan ilegally occupy Diaoyu Islands (Japanese: sankaku), capture and torture the Chinese fishermen to make them recognize publicly that Diaoyu is Japanese territory, for there are oil reserves.
Japanese denies to apologize for WWII and until 2010, still pay respect to Yakusumi Monastery every year, you COULDN'T imagine Merkel pays respect to Hitler monument every year.
Launched Rape of Nanking and cruelly killed 300,000 civilians in 10 days, world record.
No compensation for Comfort Women.
comercial1976 1 year ago
Tits cafe ? IT'S A TRAP !
TheRatacan 1 year ago
wow.. he really has a good japaense accent.. not particularly good in english but its easy to figure out that he may of been raised there o.o
zeniey 1 year ago
big wood ..tits cafe... LOL
ULAZYCOOK 2 years ago
Lol, funny! :P
ZakkuAtakku 2 years ago
hmmm... Tit's cafe after Fuakin would be a nice combo
rkddlftkak 2 years ago
LOL
lobohaybusa 2 years ago
lol dude u look like really funny/ugly
Avian98X 2 years ago
lol....nice, very cool.
BBROTANGO 2 years ago
I want to go to Tits Cafe. :D
scouttrooper48 2 years ago 3
Homo drawing book hahhahahahhaa.
zrandeye 2 years ago
tits cafe the reason the milk taste diffrent is it's mad of tit's
kcking23 2 years ago
tit's cafe!?! XDDD
bubblerei 2 years ago
Dog Wiz, Big Wood, Tit's Cafe, Homo Book and DIfferent tasting milk. rightttttt.
pricelinnnne 2 years ago
tit's cafe
laaawl :F
monsieurpitufo 2 years ago
Big wood and Tit's Cafe.
The milk always tastes different.. interesting.
pricelinnnne 2 years ago
LOL Ken you rock, How you find these places lol tits cafe were the milk tastes different lmao. Keep those videos coming
BlasRonin 2 years ago
hahaha, he went back to shinjuku whe he just said he was teleporting to tokyo xD
luislinuxero 2 years ago
i just saw you on a episode on the series "heroes" Season 3 episode 22, this is awesome :)
OVERKILLYOU 2 years ago
hahaha, "the milk here always tastes a little different..."
kitsunexiv 2 years ago
Just saw this one! Hilarious!
Gimmeaflakeman 2 years ago
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wait how can u call japan your home when ur white was you born in japan or a nut house is this all japanese accent fake ! but i dont get it infact i think your insulting japan with the way u speak grow up your a grown man for christ sake
Theesunshines 2 years ago
@Theesunshines because he lives there duh
animelubbor432 2 years ago
sure well i stay in japan for about 1 and hlaf year but i didnt act like this come on the guy is a crack pot
Theesunshines 2 years ago
hes david ury
flectz 2 years ago
i dont get it is he like pyrobobby or is he real,
TheNinjaGuyDan 2 years ago
ALRIGHT! LOVED IT!
TheMIssingSock 2 years ago
HAHAHA F4 Homo... if you're a fan of the drama "Hana Yori Dango," that name is hilarious.
sarah10692 2 years ago
Man i can't believe your just acting:( I wish ken tanaka was a real person:(
chickenzwings 2 years ago
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..i have no idea if you are joking or making a comedy video.
there is no such thing as "teleportation" and your drawing.. are you serious..
damptbunana247 2 years ago
too good
KrystenLucas 2 years ago
dog-wiz? ROFL LMAO!!!!!!! =)
NicholeCandy 2 years ago
nice vid i like to moove to japan when im ready with scool and i want to go to a language scool there for learning japanese ^^. and didnt you play some guy in heroes ??
Agindacake 2 years ago
Lmfao is this guy prankin us or is his book rlly called homo and tits cafe?!?!?!!? Jesus Christ XD XD
bleachandtokiohotel 2 years ago
lol, I've started having this belief there are English speaking Gaijin who work at the marketing divisions of some Japanese companies and after being treated so poorly by the police and bosses they decide to get back at everyone and make these outrageously hilarious names any English speaker can't help but laugh at.
ticklemegangrene 2 years ago 3
lol
bleachandtokiohotel 2 years ago
Lmfao XD tits cafe Hahahaha srry im a girl... not my type of place rofl
bleachandtokiohotel 2 years ago
I found "Gay Photo Shop" in Kobe.
tdtdbrbr 2 years ago
Hey what's up! Your videos are awesome, just subscribed! I am coming to Tokyo next month for a 3 month stay. By the way, I created a short video about my preparations for the trip and what not so CHECK OUT MY PAGE! Thanks man!
tonygaijin 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
PandaBear2910 2 years ago
ehh yoo lemme taste some of that tits cafe my bro!
JapaneseSoara 2 years ago
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Are you for real? Honestly.....c'mon! I've seen a lot of weird things on YT....is this an act? Did I miss the joke? Why is this dude talking like this?
No insult but........what?! (o_o)
And they have a store called Dog-Wiz in Japan?! Tits Cafe'? I thought I'd seen it all.
BlueKyne 2 years ago
Tìts café sounds really nice
Ovidius777 2 years ago 2
lol, I'd definitely order myself a helping of some big tits (that would definitely beat Hooters)
ticklemegangrene 2 years ago
I'm living in Okayama!
summer1real 2 years ago
Big wood, then tits cafe.....damn asians really need to find the meaning of the names of their shop, lol
And tokyo teleport, damn japan has some good places!
PROTOGgouki 2 years ago
Is their intentional dogy references.
Wonginism 2 years ago
you forgot your hair dude
BMF123321 2 years ago
Tits Café!? WTF!?
Icewing777 2 years ago
I love you!!!
ChibiCandi 2 years ago
titties cafe?
mohnlgabber 2 years ago
i spat at the computer screen after seeing tits cafe LMAO
20149 2 years ago
tits? thats win
LibertyPrimeV1 2 years ago
Dog Wiz
Big Wood
Tits Cafe
F4 Homo Drawing Book
I wanna go to Japan nao
GreenVirus76 2 years ago 23
I agree it sounds funny
Wonginism 2 years ago
Tits Cafe! I love Tits Cafe! Never been there, but I'm sure I'll love it!
GooseHinson 2 years ago
LMAO!!! Where and what is 東京テレポート really? And you really live out in Shimane? That's pretty funny in itself! へへ。。。
namster2k 2 years ago
ken, you have blown my mind twice. at first i thought your voice was completely overdone and fake, but then it grew on me. now i realize it was fake all along! my heart is sad as well as my head.
well, anyway, i enjoy your videos. please continue to make them.
HandsUpPantsDown 2 years ago
haha this is great
Farout397 2 years ago
o video itsumo sugoii. doumo arigatou. nihon ni koishiii
coverfactory 2 years ago
LOL teleport~!
chibimaru8 2 years ago 2
tits? aw man
Broockle 2 years ago 13
LOL!
omg I love your videos
missTRONICC 2 years ago 2
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ok i'll cut the shit. is this guy fucking retarded? he sure looks it. god he's so ugly.
kill yourself. now. do it.
twocansam456 2 years ago
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Lol i just call him a fag anyway, He might know japanese but he is annoying how he talks with that fake ass accent
bl3achR0ckz 2 years ago
It's always a pleausure to watch your videos! Ganbatte Ken-san!
greatchocobo 2 years ago
yoshi motto helpmefindparents-chan
soshite Duomo Arigatou gozaimasu
Kurogamineko 2 years ago
u gotta love his accent lol
toguNYC 2 years ago
The funniest for me was "I wonder if I know how to swim"
arifax 2 years ago
I am speechless...
Rafahil 2 years ago
Big Wood and Tits... someone over in Japan was having a serious laugh when they were naming those.
melanieinuyasha 2 years ago
teleport , GOODD !!
d===(o_o)
willyonsb 2 years ago
Tit's cafe FTW!....
Milk taste different!... Good!
gachman 2 years ago 2
HES A FAKE ! - his real name is David Ury an american actor
Danthemagicman22 2 years ago
Taking a persona in public does not make him a fake, but an actor. Otherwise Stephen Colbert would have to be labeled a fake.
arifax 2 years ago 2
Ken, when I find you, Ima gonna f4 your homo. Watch it.
RachelRoh 2 years ago
F4 Homo
KellyGirlLuvsU 2 years ago
TITS CAFE!!! LOL!
KellyGirlLuvsU 2 years ago
Tokyo-teleport? Woah. Japanese technical advance is faster than I thought it could be!
Katicsvi 2 years ago
Tits Café. The milk always tastes just a little bit different here. Made me laugh BIGTIME!!
olekiar 2 years ago 2
tits cafe! hahaha
KatdanielsTv 2 years ago
funny good luck
9reynas21 2 years ago
8:::D Big wood and dog wiz
KigurumiAlice 2 years ago
Engrish FTW !!!
LordZero666 2 years ago
These videos are hilarious. Ken Tanaka, you're an awesome guy.
witecitadel 2 years ago
You make me smile Ken!
eleanorerigby 2 years ago
So I noticed that in the beginning you were at Narita Airport, Ken. Do you come from around there, and are you filming in that area, or did you go to a different city and then turn camera back on? :)
angel21d 2 years ago
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
psmtheman 2 years ago
Dog wiz Happy Forest? Big wood? Tits cafe? Some Japanese people are... strange... to say the least. XD
Janneson 2 years ago
Wow, you are my hero, Ken Tenaka. Hahaha!
leanderhero 2 years ago
Great video!
kaapiovuohi 2 years ago
You're hilarious!
supaxina 2 years ago
Sooo hilarious!
Tits cafe milk.... LOL.
shanpyuu 2 years ago 2
Unfortunately, I've seen these type of situations before is Asiatic countries. Sometimes I can't tell if the mistake is deliberate or really from a misunderstanding of Eigo.
For those in Japan really trying to learn English, someone should make a book that translates the English Urban Dictionary into Japanese. That person would probably make a fortune, and make Japanese people smile a bit more as well.
AlucardsQuest 2 years ago
I love a person that names the characters in their drawings.
penguinworm 2 years ago
I feel so violated. But it feels good.
happyveggyman 2 years ago
I likes this video
emailtaka1234 2 years ago
JAPANESE PEOPLE CAN TELEPORT NOW? T.T
MetallicaMillionaire 2 years ago 2
Hahaha. I didn't know I can teleport from Tokyo...
thatjapanesegirl 2 years ago
lol good vid ken , love the name of the cafe, hehehe
theuglyninja 2 years ago
Do u really live in Shimane? How come? Studying Haan? Im from Tottori, neibor pref and feel close to u!
mamimina 2 years ago
0:35
I think we all know why that milk tastes different...considering the place is called "Tits"....
Cmon i can't be the only one who thought this.
kastmaster2000 2 years ago
HAHAHA. yes, I caught that one too.
tachifeely 2 years ago
Who "caught this"? Are you serious or playing here? You do realize that Ken Tanaka is a character and is making a joke about all the places' names in this video, right? lol. Maybe his sarcasm was lost a little on some of you...or maybe yours in fact is sarcasm back. But, hey, once you use sarcasm against sarcasm in a vicious cycle, eventually it's going to just not work and get really confusing :P
Oops! I meant to say "LMFAO YEAH I NOTICED THAT TOO. LOL "TITS", NO WONDER THE MILK WAS WEIRD! LOL
tsukael 2 years ago 3
tits cafe, lmao
bargs1 2 years ago
hehe every video I've seen from Ken has an English sexual innuendo :-P
bsharker 2 years ago
hahahaha that was funny kentanaka.
you make funny vids.
Doodsjager 2 years ago
this was AMAZING
iwastoldtheredbecake 2 years ago
Ken, I know you've been living in japan for awhile now but whenever you go to your favourite places like dog wiz, big wood, or tits cafe, do you still get a chuckle out of the name? or have you grown use to it?
DJTALLGEESE013579 2 years ago
To my knowledge he is from Japan.
DavePerry2012 2 years ago
soo u like milk in your coffee? heheh well I can only say I have never been a coffee drinker i do like tea mostly iced , and plain water with and occasionly side glass of Margritas lol great vid and as always
((((HUGS))) from me Brat
IamBratacus 2 years ago
LMFAO japan is hilarious
DanMan7997 2 years ago
Heehee. the makeup joke was very good.
Shadowdancer21b 2 years ago
Another great video!
acarobertson 2 years ago
you are so cute Ken. and i dont care if i sound queer saying so! XD
nuttyape 2 years ago
You're home town is in Shimane? Wow! I live in Okayama-ken! It's only a short train ride away.
pomatodragon 2 years ago
how can u speak japanese-english so well!? Amazing!!!
adakkochan 2 years ago 2
I wish I could teleport to you so I can get a Takana hug!! D: cute video!! <33 I love you toooo~ :DD
Yukeh 2 years ago
lol tits cafe... no wonder y japanese r so perverted.... juz jking =P
4ourTimber 2 years ago
lol awesome!
Luciditi 2 years ago
Japan seems like a kick-ass country.
iamnorwegian 2 years ago 2
yum Tits Cafe!
EmberOfFury 2 years ago
HAH! Dog-wiz in Kichijoji?
ElevenColors 2 years ago
hahahaha, really good video. looking forward to see more :D
Zetioun 2 years ago
lol can i have that quarter :3
askacheung 2 years ago
how can Ken afford that much traveling? oh, teletransportation, I shouda known.
Great video as usual. LMAO
DieYouAtheist 2 years ago
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wiz/wood/tits
LOL LOL LOL
DavePerry2012 2 years ago
Hey Ken-chan! Very funny video! I lmao!! Have you been to Himeji before?
gtpluvr 2 years ago
oops, guess my email was too late. Oh well! Loved the vid! Jacob... hahaha.
MissHannahMinx 2 years ago
omg u r da man did u know that? lol
chasna 2 years ago
c: nihon wa sugoku omoshiroi ne...
tofuinmypants 2 years ago
Ken you just made me love Japan even more.
5/5
Very Funny!
AjikanPanda 2 years ago
I have to tell that teleportation in japan
decoysupreme 2 years ago
0.32
1.52
ahahahahahahahahaha
bardiel3k 2 years ago
where's Jacob? D:
creepyk1d 2 years ago
"OH! AND THERE'S THE QUARTER THAT I FORGOT!"
hillarious! XD
zerosonico 2 years ago
oh by the way i'll be passing okayama on my way down to kumamoto pref.... by any chance have you been to kanazawa? =o?
rioishikawa 2 years ago
I wish my town had a teleporter. lol
chimera15 2 years ago
haha, so cool.
RanJUMPING 2 years ago
wow~ it's typical for u to fly btw places~ haha
LokCham 2 years ago
hah i love this guy. XD
FelixTheHouseFreak 2 years ago
your my new idol.
6Vale6end6 2 years ago
LOL 0:32
dreamcastdc 2 years ago
lol 0:35 tits coffee yum
rasenganbeast 2 years ago
Haha :D Milk from Tits cafe always taste a little different... :D I wonder why :D
michal1337 2 years ago
Nice to see you were in Shinjuke again. That is where I met you last year. Meeting you in person let me realize that you are very much a really handsome man.
CrappyCartoons 2 years ago
Japan-glish!
I love it!
Started making videos about them and cant stop!
This was very funny Ken!
5 stars from TheJapanChannel !
TheJapanChannelDcom 2 years ago
ken your the man!
Dylonspitz93 2 years ago
Mr. Ken Tanaka... (^_^)
Im a film director living in Vancouver! I lived in Ikebukuro before..
I watch a lot of Youtube videos, and this video of yours in particular was seriously well done. You are such an awesome character, and a fantastic human being. I have such respect for your creative talent, your humor and your life. Ganbatte Ken San.
PS. I hope to move to Tokyo this winter forever! Maybe I can buy you coffee someday. And remember "Everyone loves Ken Tanakaaaaa... goodbyyye!"
ryanalldridge 2 years ago
I have seen the teleport station but not tried it.. chotto kowai. Enjoy your time back in Japan, Tanaka-san!
bluesheeft 2 years ago
Lol, big wood and tits cafe.
jessemacrocks 2 years ago
LOL Ken Tanaka what happened to your spiral binding on your drawing book? :P This was a really funny video I enjoyed it!
klumzypinoy 2 years ago
SOO FUNNYYY!!!!
asianloser157 2 years ago
I really enjoyed this video ken, very funny
HoppustheCaveman 2 years ago
lmao
sarabinxx 2 years ago
Nice video :)
Cebrail1991 2 years ago
this was *tears from laughing* great
Great video ken, we all love you!
Mactox124 2 years ago
Oh that was great!
I wish I could watch more. But I can't.
I have to go to the Marine Corps boot camp monday for 3 months.
DOty3 2 years ago
Tits Cafe- "The milk here always tastes a little different"
Sanaygau 2 years ago 7
This was great. So funny. We all love you too Ken.
- Heidi
blackcat2enterprises 2 years ago
Ken, I love you so much.
I always look forward to your videos. :)
Arnabas315 2 years ago
To be honest I was getting a little disinterested in Ken videos, but this was PURE GOLD! I love it, pure Ken T. Your teleportation was amazing! It must have required careful preparation.
MaxPDavies 2 years ago 5
rofl im still laughing xD great vid Ken
asdlmaolol 2 years ago
LOL @ Tits Cafe
aurayon 2 years ago
Nice job Ken!
JimmerSD 2 years ago
Awesome video Ken!
We love you!
LIVEfromAKIBA 2 years ago
LOL! That was awesome! Loved it!
AuosGnaf 2 years ago
yes Tits cafe ^ ^
murosama85 2 years ago
Maybe the Japanese should start studying harder during English class and learn slang so they really understand fully what they are naming things, "Dog Wiz" , "Títs Café" , "Big Wood" haha
Thanks Ken, keep them coming.
Fireman58FD 2 years ago
Maybe. Though, we aren't much better with our "cool Japanese/Chinese tattoos" that don't make any real grammatical sense in actual Japanese, but we think sound cool to us. ;P
Not to mention the tattoo artist we go to, about 98% of the time, has no real knowledge of the language and messes up the stroke order or stroke COUNT, to the point where some tattoos aren't even words at all. So, essentially, you just have scribbles on you forever. Some would argue it's better than mistranslated ones tho
tsukael 2 years ago
haha i love your videos :D
ingenue15 2 years ago
awesome! is that accent real?
yuriythebest 2 years ago
hahahahaha
PipsyPops 2 years ago
Always enjoyable to watch! If I come to Japan, where can I find you Tanaka san?
willchu1942 2 years ago
I am usually at Dog Wiz.
helpmefindparents 2 years ago
Does the shinkansen travel throughout the country?
TheSenseofTouch 2 years ago
It goes Through a lot of Japan, and connects north/south East/west, but it doesn't go to a lot of the more rural areas. You can go all the way from Morioka (north) to Fukuoka in South. I think it is 8 hours.
helpmefindparents 2 years ago
Wow, 8 hours that's fast. We should have shinkansen in California too
TheSenseofTouch 2 years ago
Yes. If you go travelling in Japan with Shinkansen, buy a special ticket at your home country. You can have up to 20 days, then you can have unlimited travel within the time that you have purchased. It's the cheapest way to travel all over Japan with Shinkansen...
willch