Beware Children At Play Finale

[2Seatroll2]

Not violent enough but i like it.

[KarleeElaine]

666 likes. Satan approves.

[MrBjnelson]

what's so "controversial" about this ending?

[nauri04]

666th like

[Monocausal]

MIndfuck.

[BushPrintzle]

If you didn't laugh hysterically at 2:02, I'm sorry...we can never be friends.

[xaebion]

yep. im erect

[maccorf]

This director has some serious balls, bravo you crazy bastard!

[KeenanMencia]

Fuck Ebaums and Snob, Toxic Avenger bitches.

[johnoXdamage]

@KeenanMencia toxic avengers was scary as a child, troma films

[ace7052]

Greatest scene in Cinema history, just ahead of Russian Roullette scene in Deerhunter and Phoebe Cates' tits.

[skumblanket]

those kids were eating people moron

[GreekGod88]

wtf whats the name of this movie and WHY did those freaks killed them

?????????????????

[L1MB091]

@GreekGod88 The name is in the fucken title, and because the children were cannibalistic brainwashed psychos.... That and the director fealt like he needed to make a name for himself..... Now who directed this piece of shit again?

[demon91]

@L1MB091

Mik Cribben.

Let me guess... you found out about it via Cinema Snob?

[Tryzon]

Hollywood would NEVER have the balls to do this :D

[MrBjnelson]

@Tryzon Yeah, they're pussies.

[NightOwl79a]

just horrible...

[TheJayWar]

I laughed my ass off at this...then I thought of what happened recently in Norway, not so funny now

[TheMoonshineManiac]

Didn't know Quentin Tarantino's first film was a kids movie?

[diddymuck]

don't tell me...

Troma!



[loismlsx]

Tipical day in america.

[TheJayWar]

For some reason its funniest when the younger kids die....so ruthless its funny

[nurb101]

I remember reading the kids had a blast filming this scene and often had to do multiple takes because they were laughing while being "killed"

[balint23h]

Why are they just doing what they are doing? :D

[TB492]

1:52 they were going to let him live but then he gave the worst line reading ever...

[Zero0050]

3:04

Halo Narrator: "Last man standing!"

[L0neW0lf616]

If you don't laugh hysterically at this you're just not human. Also, this takes me back to my days in 'Nam.

[mdl2thelyricist]

MOMMA!

*hug/stab combo*

[sweetchick411]

its so bad.. its funny XD

[exrodge]

Best video in internet after 2g1c

[SardaukarPrime]

I wonder what became of every kid in this flick. At least one of them must've turned battty....

[jimjamsim]

lol 1:58 the fakest thing ever lol

[Bonovasitch]

Wow. Kids sure suck at dying.

[starinterceptor23]

Lol, this is one of the most insanely f*cked up endings. And it's so f*cked up that it's awesome.

[ProgHead93]

Is this a comedy? This is the WORST acting of all time.

[EnriqueCancel]

"We thank our official sponsors: UNICEF and YAMAHA electronics"

[primepm]

The alternate ending to Steven Spielberg's Hook

[clementnr2]

This was fairly hard to masturbate to

[Whitefang8128]

@clementnr2 I disagree.

[Ioustinos44]

@clementnr2

Not for me!

[KyleNarayan]

@clementnr2 but i hope you succeeded anyway?

[crypto457]

the first movie that made anyone want to invest in condoms in order to prevent evil children

[F3udF1st]

Fuck yes, hate hollywood shit movies where women and children are immortal, IN YOUR FACE!

[GaryNull]

This is Brave Heart, red neck edition.

[videowatch84]

ironically this movie looks like it was made by kids

[thenicholashuber]

There is reason why movies like this dont get awards

[hvitekristesdod]

Wait never mind, I see where the points of the thing were cut off, lol

[hvitekristesdod]

That pitchfork thing looks totally real. No idea how they did that

[RickLowerboy84]

@hvitekristesdod

The same way they had the guy pull the sword out of his stomach in Excalibur. Camera trickery + cool props.

[RickLowerboy84]

HOLY SHIT....watch this video muted with Edith Piaf's "Non, je ne regrette rien" playing....it SYNCS UP PERFECTLY.

[TheSethman95]

@RickLowerboy84 You can make ANY scene in ANY movie artsy by making it black and white and changing the soundtrack to slow 50's big band or swing music

[DjMaidenV]

The Yankees hat kid made me lol

"....no"

[MrDonkeydong155]

I love how the kid at 2:05 isn't even attempting to struggle.

[roler42]

never before an ending involving having little murderous annoying brats getting horribly killed has been so satisfactory

[razorath92]

Normally I'm not offended by extreme violence. .  .But this really just went overboard.

[Jackalofdeath]

this is sooo bad

[demon91]

I remember being completely blown away by this as a kid, had never seen anything quite like it. Of course, by now, I've seen a whole shitlaod of flicks like this, but back then.... wow.

[jruwing87]

i'm 12 years old and what is this?

[ArtTheHypnotist]

WOW! THESE EFFECTS ARE AMAZING!!

[d00mfan89]

oh the humanity...

[SynxVII]

I don't even, what is this?

[IAMELIPHAS]

PS: Charles Manson @ 0:00

[noliesundead]

now that's an abortion!

[Tryzon]

It's been a while since a film's ending made me laugh so hard. Brutal murder of kids sure is hilarious, eh?

[PufferBluntman]

the kids are terrible actors

[BohemianBlasphemy]

And this, my conservative friends, is what we atheists call "Saturday afternoon".

[IAMELIPHAS]

@BohemianBlasphemy Actually the adults in this movie claimed to be doing it because their kids were possessed by demons and they were anologous to abraham sacrificing his son for god.

In short: THEY WERE CHRISTIAN. CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS. INSANS CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS.

DOWN WITH CHRISTIANITY!

[d3daiM]

jesus isnt real

[Phabaitos]

I love the Crash Bandicoot music going during the massacre.

[capyle1981]

Thumbs up if the Cinema Snob brought you here.

[TheRedLiquor]

@capyle1981 ebaumsworld brought me here

[RockyBalboa211]

So..everyone just left at the end? I guess they were going to go party since they didn't have kids anymore...I mean that's the only logical thing!

[RockyBalboa211]

Wow..Kenny Loggins can sure lead a massacre! :D

[demon91]

Oh GOD! Give us the strength to COMPLETE THIS PURIFICATION!!!!

[melloncollieromance]

... Hollywood remakes House on Haunted Hill, The Amittyville Horror, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th.... BUT NOT THIS!!!!!!!!!1

[mjfan123100]

what in the hell is this

[Dark0Strike]

Saved them!

[mcintosh182]

The worst movie, with the greatest ending ever.

[GhostlyGrin]

Sounds like someone ownes a DX700 keyboard...

[bremex]

1:04 and 2:05 are just too brilliant for regular cinema.

[PinoyBataa]

wtf did I just watch? lol

[BuchuBuchuMan]

this is so weak I can't even finish watching it 

[daphnestory]

Fuck James Cameron, these are some of the best actors and special effects I've ever seen!

[Chestaah]

imsodrunk.jpg

[Pradakirb16]

The true satisfying ending to the Children of the Corn.

[RockyBalboa211]

@Pradakirb16: This is the only suitable ending to "Children of the Corn" haha!

[DrpzOfBlUd787]

What is this I don't even. Also, inb4 link storm.

[NupidStiggers]

wut

[Nach0Party]

wtf am i read....errr watching

[TheScienceFoundation]

I love how at 2:22 they're all just walking away like "And another job well done"

[Incognito1986]

@TheScienceFoundation

I KNOW! This has got to be THE most ridiculous scene I have witnessed in the history of everything! Of everything! The cheesy acting, the "gore", the mayhem....I'm mean they're not exactly winning me over here with their high production values. If they did this with the intent to "offend" me with them killing kids...I'm more offended at this mess of direction! lol.

[nivlekreklaw]

@Incognito1986 Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" much worse.

[f123456789knvm]

wat

[mjfan123100]

1:16 TOMAHAWK

[mjfan123100]

man..wheres john marston when you need him....

[scorpion6782]

That was way more then "One Child" killed

[TheRobertMillerShow]

this is better than being grounded

[Bartalfvoet]

XD

[Unreadableanon]

This was fun.

[thedelvalle]

This must be a GOP training video.

[HorsesRock5617]

what happened to the kid after he got up

[CrankItEveryDay]

This movie rocks, I mean you never see kids getting massacred in hardly any movies.

[Sanch0r]

Hatchet and arrow kills ftw.

[tatbas29]

they must have spent...five dollars making this movie. how did this not win an oscar.

[PufferBluntman]

@tatbas29 five dollars, are you high?! the rifle alone must've costed ten bucks - and it was 1989! those were big money back then!

[tatbas29]

@PufferBluntman it's pretty obvious that i was being sarcastic. and yes. i was high when i typed that comment and i'm high right now typing this one.

[PufferBluntman]

@tatbas29 I am also sarcastic and high

[tatbas29]

@PufferBluntman good times

[KennethMoreland]

No...*Long Pause..* O_O

*Head explodes*

[TheTwilightInferno]

WTF was that...

[iBaLL00Nex]

LOL WTF AM I WATCHING ?

[IceTeaEdwin]

Wtf

[LauraStar11]

Awesome but also disturbing 0_0. Sadly it was the only intresting part in the movie.

[rambadibow]

I fapped

[Tebbra]

That movie was sooo boring, until this part....

[joe645733]

NO...

[sancsengo]

omg tha music

[Sirkll]

Oh my God that was SO cute!

[ikzxkokiri]

not enough rape

[chemodanchiki]

SHTO ETO?

[sxysteve87]

Wtf is this glorious show

[WallieTF]

What the fuck?

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

I have not seen so much bad acting and sound effects in one sitting.

[gzussturbo]

This movie sucked pretty hard, but this end scene made it all worth it!! Parents should show this to their kids so they don't step outta line!

[TylerGWelch]

What the hell was this movie even about?

[LauraStar11]

@TylerGWelch It's about this crazy cannibal kid who lives in th mountains. He kidnaps the other kids and they go around killing and eating people. :D

[axxo798]

the fat kid died 2 times

[DanTheWarder]

This needs to be introduced to the school systems, something to watch at assembley every monday morning.

[tomahawk368]

Holy shit! This is awful.

Makes me wanna pee mahself.

[MrCrunkJoose]

2:14 DAT ASS

[Herpderpize]

What the fuck am I watching? This is both hilarious and disturbing.

[Seyton666]

Great movie

[kamilfreeman]

WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?

[ragina258]

wtf!!!!!! is this?

[Fluffymonkeyem]

Decided not to watch the movie, and see the ending instead. Thanks for the lols! :D

[hotelmario510]

LOL, this looks like some fun in the park one sunday afternoon. This is a movie? You can see the crappy special effects!

[panke1590]

"O_O.. no..."(boom headshot)

[facts1990]

i guess kids made 43 accounts to press the dislike lever XDDDDD

[LunarIce]

gawd so fawkn realistic

[bankypunk]

@LunarIce

I really hope you're joking

[IHeartBoobiesx2]

From the Creative Mind of M. Night Shyamalan in part with the best special effects team in the WORLD.

[2kano113]

0:54 LOL fail fall

[memokk]

lol where can I download this movie? I have NEVER seen a movie where KIDS die 

[Kjedi414]

Now kids you see what happens when you don't lessen to your parents.

[ddrum4wilson]

who ever made this should fucking die in hell!!!

[tangagreen]

HOLY SHIT I LOST SO HARD WHEN THE KID's face exploded

[Johnrchildsii]

lmfao! 

[wallahaa]

wtf. i dont even

[utubeb14]

wtf is this shit

[YerUncleKeith]

fuck yeah

[Nitruix]

"no"

[jurassicjoey1]

that look more like somthing a 1st grader school project would look like

[zenmeister451]

Wouldn't it have been 'funnier' if the children had been the ones killing the adults?

[darkmindmelbourne]

never been a fan of troma films cause the acting was so bad. only ever liked cannibals the musical. now thats a great movie haha

[Rpl]

I like the part where the guy shot the little boy

[simonalamona345]

i kinda like the music

[AltimaNEO]

Rednecks doing what dey do.

[efsq]

@roxxas5

hhahahah yor comment made my day dude

[minorsouthside]

@roxxas5 u should die

[roxxas5]

@minorsouthside I'll penetrate you too.

[minorsouthside]

@roxxas5 i bet u never got any offered pussy in your life huh u sick fuck

[roxxas5]

@minorsouthside Nope, I just rape. :D

[CoboTheParadox]

@minorsouthside It was a joke, dumbass.

[OWLCITY54]

@roxxas5you necro-pedophile you! lol

[annamobile]

harland williams @ 2:03

[demon91]

0:50 and 1:24 almost looks like the same kid, ha ha.

[demon91]

I haven't seen the whole movie (been wanting to for about 8 years now, LOL) but I do remember seeing the majority of this footage on the TOXIC AVENGER DVD when I was 10. Blew me the fuck away. THe pitchfork kill is probably my favorite (though, the fucker getting his head blown to pieces is classic as well!)

[Unit171]

I feel like a child killer.

[mawpa2005]

=( wtf is dis 

[matywatson255]

these people have obviously never seen what a shotgun does

[Mik3Anix]

@matywatson255 I agree, they are stupid, shotgun hit aint lethal

[crbdudeman]

@matywatson255 Dude...it's Troma, who gives a fuck?

[smatal]

that girl at 2:13 has a nice ass.

[AwmgHaxingnoob]

haha... i don't get it...

[demon91]

@AwmgHaxingnoob

Apparently all these kids were some cannibal cult that were killing their parents (like in Children of the Corn) because some goofy kid that went to the woods ate his dad during the trip and rounded up the other kids to do the same.

Personally, this is how COTC should have gone down.

[MPHaxD]

no lolis , no reap shit but it was cool how they killed kids

8/10