How To Sneak Beer Into A Sporting Event

[allwhites088]

don't try to copy pulp sport.

[h4ckb0x7]

1:29 This device holds 80oz. of liquid. That's the equivalent of a 6-Pack!! Umm....Where did the retard of a narrator go to school??? According to my math 6oz. x 12 = 72oz. That's 8oz. or 2/3rds of a beer short of a 6-Pack. Not to mention America's growing obesity concerns!!!

[SuperNobama1]

yuck warm beer ?

[lovesskiingpow]

Ya.. Like that skinny fuck has a beer belly okayy

[spursfan112]

here in england, u watch a rugby match and you can buy as many alcohol as you want! they sell em in the stadium

[WolfVisser1]

@spursfan112 They sell em here too. It's just you can't bring your own items in, so they can make profit off concessions.

[spursfan112]

@WolfVisser1 ahh, same here.

[austinwetz]

vodka is clear..like water... end if story...everclear is clear too...but you probably shouldnt drink that straight :/

[Sumiko7493]

now is there a "How to sneak weed into an airport" vid?

[AntiChristClub]

@Sumiko7493 thats cake just put it in your pockets and walk through,they dont have the dogs anymore because they have all this technology and some airports dont even have body scanners =/

[Sumiko7493]

@AntiChristClub true, true.

[DeluxeReissue]

I don't know if you can take oranges with you into american sporting events, but in Australia a trick is to get a syringe and inject vodka into the oranges before you go - they hey presto - vodka and orange. And all it looks like is that you're being super healthy by consuming oranges. Fucking brilliant.

[smittyctw]

The FREEDOM FLASK I got off ebay holds a fifth and is undetectable!

[Micfri123]

its not worth the effort..........just buy some beers at the game. its cheaper than buying that thing.

[Ibakecookiess]

@Micfri123 not really if you go often

[therogermarsh]

@Micfri123 yeah, but no thrills!

[jeroenhemmeryckx]

Why won't you just buy beer there?

[emilyallison2009]

@jeroenhemmeryckx because its suuper expensiveee

duhh

[kubotaman85]

@jeroenhemmeryckx probably cuz the beer is expensive as hell duh!

[jeroenhemmeryckx]

@kubotaman85 ah i heard in the lesson of economy that you must pay like 10 dollars for a Primus bier in america, Here in Belgium it is like 1.20 euro

[Micfri123]

wow...........................­.

[TheBitchesHate]

@Micfri123 i know RIGHT ! SSOO fucking STR8 only WHITE trash would do this !

[Crewwstube]

wow i can sneak a bomb with that seat.

[SheedWallace]

massive rip off of pulp sport. americans need to creat there own jokes for once

[fruitcutter]

@SheedWallace agreed mate

[stuffdat103]

@SheedWallace yea pulp sport had this idea years ago!

[moOswe]

or u could just smoke a fat one.

[zaczattack]

how do u keep it cold

[killuminati63]

ewi never thought of that fuckign warm beer ew lol

[thathorsescourtney]

to words pulp sport

[Reubenhubert]

I never got into the habit of buying beer at sporting events because I'm a cheapskate. I have looked into the Beer Belly. It will pay for itself in a short while. I went to a baseball game recently and watched the 2 guys in front of me buy about 6 beers each. Two beers were $14 so they gave the vendor $15 and told him to keep the $1. 12 beers cost $90. I can get a 30 pack for around $15 from the store.

[1968DodgePolara]

@Reubenhubert I'm a cheapskate to the Max too I just strap on a plastic flat bottle full of wiskey inside my pants leg and another one with water in it for the chaser and a fold up flat cup in my pocket and it goes right thew metal detectors right into the game and I'm all set never got caught and still had all my money :D

[shadowrunt]

Type in:

The Great Tui Sneak Pulp sport

those are the best ways to sneak in beer!!

DO IT

[gingasam2]

Was gonna say the same thing. New Zealand has the best ideas.

[fiendtiger73]

he said wvga but its wvja

[FMG49]

yea ... thats weird is this a real station?

[bobilas]

put cans beetween your body and your belt get extremely drunk before entering the stadium or enter the stadium and ask your friends to throw the alcohol over the defences works for me every single time.

[killuminati63]

doesnt always work i planned to go to the sound acadmy in toronto to see cannibal corpse and i got drunk before i went she they wouldnt let me in !! i was so pissed !!

[fizzy408]

or just get a bottle and put it in ur waste

[Buckz0rs]

Oh, I get it..Mick Ribb=McRib

[bedheadboy]

wooww

[nickrohn93]

lol, sort of

[TheBitchesHate]

@nickrohn93 i know RIGHT ! SSOO fucking STR8 only WHITE trash would do this !

[blooberflat22]

@TheBitchesHate

yea, ONLY white trash....because white trash are the only people in the world that would be interested in sneaking beer into sporting events....make sure you get all the blood when you douche

[TheBitchesHate]

@blooberflat22  OMG i SSSSO agrea w/ u, ONLY WHITE trash ignorant fucks do things like that

[blooberflat22]

@TheBitchesHate

ive sneaked beer into sporting events...and im not white trash...ive seen people of all races do it...beats paying 7 bucks a beer

[RGwhelan15]

keep dreamin one day you might find that video

[DefconBravo]

Warmest beer ever

[Spongink]

lol hide it in the pants and say you got a boner xD

[6irondriver]

We do the same thing at the golf course and the movie theater. They don't make girl's purses the size of back packs for fashion only, hehe. Word to tha man, make beer legal and cheap or we'll go underground on yo ass, beotch.

[CryoSect]

Beer is legal...

[TheAlexLeko]

@CryoSect but you cant bring your own in stadiums

[ElZomboFantasma]

Tube-sock filled with beer cans draped over your neck and covered by a jacket = A great way to get your kicks in a dark public place.

[leerwesen]

instead of beer, why not save space and go for some liquor? have your lady friends stick it down their top, which can't be grabbed/searched, or strap it to the insides of your upper thighs =)

[xEmzx19]

he is right that would work

[wishmistressmary]

no one even cares about that here in georgia :P

[Xander362636]

lol i know how females can get beer into the stadium, but it will be a little warm ;p

[TravisMaxima]

Because people won't notice the big ass ridge that you get from wearing the beer belly.

[Samshadabam]

hahaha

his name is Mick Rib like McRib at mccdonalds

anyway...why do people need alcohol to enjoy a game?

i mean i kno its part of the atmosphere but cmon people.

[xEmzx19]

evrything you do must be fun evrythig you do + alcohol is even more fun

[Samshadabam]

but after a lot of alcohol + a lot of fun it is not fun

[LeftovaCrack]

You're entitled to your opinion.

[kingretard1]

what a dumbass, he says "wvGa" multiple times.. when it says "wvJa" on the screen

[NiJ90]

You guys need to watch some PULP SPORT. B&B are legends at doing this kind of shit.

[armyhellion13]

They have started looking for items such as these at events in Seattle, WA. I have seen all kinds of item being found. They even do pat downs now just to look for these items.

[nelyat13]

buy some binoculars, take out all the internal lenses and put in a test-tube type thing, fill with booze, and screw on cap,

a perfect set of bar-noculars

[JohnnyRancid2]

We were able to get bear into a game by putting it in Ginger Ale bottles since theyre generally the same color.

[Atepanubis]

you snuck a bear into a game and didn't get mauled maybe you've had a little to much cause you can't spell beer

[KaylinJH]

Mmmmm nothing like warm beer... *shudders*

[fdxnaoseinomes]

BRING EM ALL,BEER AND WEED!!!!PARTY

[shaynes21]

All you gotta do is take your little brother with you and stuff his cargo shorts with Jim Beam shooters! I know I'm the little brother!

[jackieliem2007]

Nice !

[Andymac175]

ive seen hallow binoculars too, where you can put whiskey or something in to mix with drinks or just drink like a flask.

[untichrist]

why was ther a cop in the background

when they were showing the beer belly

[smoK1NG]

if you're already fukkin drunk, you dont need this shit

[mikefutoob]

you could always use more alcohol to keep your drunk on , ya liteweight.

[hsramm]

anyone else notice he says "WVGA" when it's "WVJA"

[Giraffepotamus]

i noticed he was drinking... thats probly why he said it wrong lol

[capncrunch9233]

haha ya i noticed

[tomtubeboob]

wow them drinks will never get warm next to your body.......

[stickyburley]

lolololololololol

[weslie80]

Why do women have to get the smaller "pack"? Unfair. Can't they make a "pregnant woman belly"?

[axmxb123]

lol so true they shoulda made a pregnant one!

[rikj0nter]

yeah more beer more fun

[axmxb123]

so true

[surv1ver]

tomorrow is just a different day only later and with a different date

[GivesYouWings]

The classic Vodka in the watermelon works fine.

[OMGhesWHACK]

We've identified two sneaky ways to BYOB and avoid breaking the bank... LOL BYOB - system of a down (bring your own bombs)

[pldxx]

I have seen an Ad of this thing on Jay Leno's tonight show ealier this year. It was funny.

[Leito1984]

what a bunch of bullshit. You must be realy retarded to buy this crap! You will be caught! it is easier to bring vodka in spring water bottle. Give it to yer wife to be on a safe side. Whiskey in coke bottle(could even mix, since it goes). Smoked weed in stadiums and on the boxing fights plenty of times. But that is wery situational. Try the vents. =)

[HEYxNICExBEARD]

who drinks vodka at sporting events?

[americansunra]

what are you talking? some sort of superjive?

[CaineVarge]

it looks like really bad french.

[nerdelicious5]

LOL, the Beer Belly!

[whoopeg]

lol thats kinda dumb if i ever go to stuff like that its a special thing so i dont mind spending more money so kinda stupid and not worth the risk

[HelionX]

Ahh the evolution of humans. First beer hats, now beer seats! What next?

[thetruesurvive]

beer-dildo's ?

[funkytown101]

they also have beer boobs...

[karenarin]

desperate alcoholic.. herherhre

[hollowglobe]

drink on camera, we wont tell

[geng92]

the cushion seems kinda not discreet but the beer belly is freakin awesome lol

[davyriviere]

u must be real fuckin alcoholic to do that

[joyinacceptance]

Or cheap/broke. The last baseball game I went to had bottled water for $5.50. The beer was even more. Beer and baseball are time honored traditions, but not at those prices.

[thomas834]

thats cheap compared to what it cost here in norway :S

[rpbdso]

C'mon..

[sguillette]

apple juice containers are good but sometimes they smell it!

[lionheart2285]

ooops typos! "desperate"

[lionheart2285]

omg what a bunch of geeks are they that deserate? weak fools

[CRAIGMACNASTY]

Take this video down, it gives up valuable info! WTF, haters!!!!!

[CRAIGMACNASTY]

Stop!!!! Your giving up game! Stop!!!!

[CRAIGMACNASTY]

Stop giving out this info! STOP!

[renfan324]

wouldnt theese get your beer warm?

[alex26487]

de pents on how u anticipate it do what i do get some ice cubes tomelt be for u but the beer in

[HKSlide]

Or, do what I do. Drink it really fast.

[Exosurf]

Apple Juice Has the same color as beer just put beer in a apple juice Bottle

[motifman06]

lol, they use appleloops

[ahmadabuleil]

Genius!!!

[fantasy5player]

I miss McRibs they were so good !

[Dyl1428]

lol random :P

[simpleplaniscool]

mean but lol

[felix123123]

ohh maby i should change butan whatever that is im from sweden not btutan or iraq what it was ok then im sorry keep on killing those bastards in iraq!.

rember they asked for it and they deserve it byee!

[felix123123]

ARE YOU FREAKIN DUMB!! YOU DUMBASS AMERICANS THINKS YOU OWN THE WORLD HOPE THE BLACK PEOPLE KILLS YOU :p I LIVE IN SWEDEN WTF WERE RICH HERE AND NOT FAT AND LAZY LIKE YOU AMERICANS!!!!!!!

[Axtred]

hmmmm niiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!!!

[jakubandmatt]

haha um i think i would go with the first one... the cushion!!!

-- MauriceFlower-- what do you mean, "you need to have warm beer or you will be called" ?? sorry... i dont drink so that is prbly a dumb question... ;)

[biggcats]

itz a point

concession stand prices r hi

[Polaris440]

beautiful

[JamesAKAshorty]

9lol9

[RomanX5]

NICE SHIT!!!!!

[felix123123]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL you americans are desprate! :P

[phylor007]

Were not desprate dude its called adapting to any situation and then overcomming it. Ya,Ya

[jackiedaniels]

omg the cushion pouch sounds so raunchy with beer! it needs a screwdriver!

[MauriceFlower]

Ha, ha! Crazy. I guess the products really exists. But you need to have quite warm beer on your belly or you will be called. These ideas are NOT for people who wants to drink cold beers. ha, ha!

I like the last words from the studio and the microphone problems! :-)

[ I have my own smart methods that I will not tell you about!... ;-) ]

[BlamCo]

Haha, like every other video is a English Person, but the one about Beer and Alcohol is American Accent.

[Gratefulsted]

your point?

[BlamCo]

Eh..Whatever, sorry.

[anthonyscell24]

FUCKIN RITE ON BEER BEER BEER BEER HAHAHAHAHA thaat is so lameo, if you are to dam cheap to buy the booze, then stay your poor ass at home, go to the beer store and get yourselves 8 x 4 (32 ounces) of

old english (horse piss)

[meklo361]

Were not all rich with mommy and daddys money if you have never had to hide anything like that you are a rich pussy

[anthonyscell24]

hey fuck nut i buy mine because i have a JOB, so that dumb ass comment tends to make me believe that you must be the rich one, cause i fucking WISH i had money leaking out of my ears, fuck head

[meklo361]

ooo okay im rich b/c i hide beer thats dumb why get fucked by the system fuck the system i do the fucking sorry piss off you schmuck

[audiodog5]

dumb shit they dont sell alchohal in college stadiums anyway

[cfhotiequeen]

audiodog5...of course they sell alcohol in college stadiums..they sell it high school stadiums. You're a completle idiot.

[SPACEDMADNESS42]

LMAO

[azapemamaile]

pulp sport is much funnyer

its a new zealand comedy sporting show

watch it its 20 times beter

[YusukeUnlimited]

lmao mick ribb=p

[lithiumdream]

woah make sure you keep the internals of that beer belly clean and dry when not in use.... bad bad things are going to grow in there.

[rockproductionsNZ]

to really find the best ways to get beer into sports events look up pulp sport

[cutieguy101]

thx for the info :p

[springloadedchicken]

eh, most domestic beer's aren't that good to go through all that trouble.

[bridgy103]

I cant believe there r ppl out there who hate liquor. Mustn't be from australia. every1 here loves alcohol

[Brickcitygirl87]

I figured out my own way to bring drinks, not alcohol, since I dont drink. I just fill up a water bottle with wahatever I want and put it in my bra. It kind of only works for females lol I have big boobs so security doesn't even try to frisk me there lol

[moondancing08]

lol gross

[zzzfest]

Thats disgusting... bringing their own alchohol to a stadium and not buying the beer from there?? thats just wrong... i mean seriously.. if you buy the tickets you might aswell spend 15$ a pop on beer.. (sarcasm)

[Brickcitygirl87]

LMAO don't you just love the prices

[narugirl0125]

lol! id use tht for coke of somethng!

[yourvoicemakesmemelt]

haha

'tomorrow is just another day, only later with a different date'

[Gazza2]

Its funny because to buy a Beer Belly or whatever would cost $, so you wouldn't save much money, at least in the short term.

[Sigmarsfaith]

I personally can't STAND drinking booze, but it could be used for soda or something like that...or mineral water.

[octoberrose444]

I HATE FUCKING LIQUOR

[yournamedude]

i don´t like to fuck liquor either^^

[ConcertGrandSteinway]

OMG! Why can't those alcoholics just not drink? They are so annoying. They have to have special attention because they are always doing something related to drinking. Sneaking beer in, driving drunk, and maybe even giving it to kids.

[kolaskmibag]

vultures? ... dude, it's not just beer that's over priced at stadiums, $5 for a bottle of water isn't uncommon. It's absolutely rediculous.

Maybe think before you start calling someone a cunt/vulture whatever.

[Fabian0405]

lol very good ideas :)