Four Facts ana Fib - Explained

[Dilandau3000]

That snake looks like he's trying to tie himself into a knot... :P

[erti655]

i though bad ass looking people like you were just in the movies. i though long hear dudes that listen to metal and stuff were like a myth or something.

[SyncopatedProgress]

Just the other day, I saw a beer that seemed familiar and bought it. Lucky me, it's Franziskaner weissbier!

[Danarchistic1]

Why doesn't AronRa run for president?

[henrywiltcher]

@Danarchistic1 He hasn't got 100 billion dollars or however much it costs to win the election these days.

[alias100]

Drinking beer, has a snake and has a very well versed story about himself. Damn.

[hughes7520]

Thank fuck for Bacon!

[XplosivCookie]

This guy has to just drink beer and he looks 3x more badass than me..

That is seriously one of the manlier things I've seen.

[attheveryend]

Franziskaner. Hells yeah.

[exa0]

Nice story, but I just couldn't help but watch and get fixated on that bull snake creeping around your neck and shoulders...

[zfan2591]

2:26, Aronra was....... hot?

[JohnTraviss]

It's hard to get that thing anywhere. a Franz cost like 4 times the local beer here in Malaysia.

[sonykroket]

Weed and beer, the rest is chemical crap

[DocBlasto]

Give it a few decades. You're on track to be the most awesome rambling old man.

[SuperIntuitive1]

Thanks for the tour down old skool lane AronRa!We are kindred spirits...I respect you even more now than I did before...Thanks for sharing your life!

[Dnahdivad]

Snakes no, Franziskaner yes.

[mollie2810]

Franziskaner is one awesome beer and very easy to get where I live. hrhr

[bigredphenom]

It took me about 3/4 through the video to realize that the fucking thing was alive.

[macmaasi79]

Woohoo, AronRa advertises German Weizenbier :D Franziskaner T-Shirt ftw. :D

Greetings from Germany :D

[npphil]

A Franziskaner-shirt? That is some awesome beer.

Can you really get it in the US?

[HucksterFoot]

@AronRa - That looks like the late Bart the bear and Doug Seus at 4:54

[sixtiksix]

very primitive not using a glass for that...

[Baeloth]

You looked a bit like Peter Steele from Type O Negative when you were young.

[scharrer1]

perhabs one of the few good things religion ever did for us franziskaner weißbier....

and believe me as a german i know the beer and i know to appreciate it ^^

[cruelzeppelin666]

I KNEW it! I KNEW you were a metalhead! Hail! \m/ \m/

[dymchurch1]

@cruelzeppelin666 Duuuuuuuh... : )

[Trevor10]

yeaaa!! RUSH!!!

[DandAinTac]

I was almost about to ask who the babe was at 2:35, then I almost hurled when the moustache and beard appeared, and I thought AronRa was claiming that was him.

[sfm073]

Aron you should never drink a quality beer out of the bottle. Get a pint glass and pour it in the middle of the glass to create the head and then enjoy. This allows the flavor of the beer to come out.

[Tengent]

You make me extremely curious as to what a PCP trip is like.. but most people I've talked to do not have good experiences.

[TheEnkidugirl]

In some of those pictures you look like the lead singer from "Bad Company." Rowr.

[illumined1]

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A SNAKE AROUND YOUR NECK YOU ARE MY HERO

[Cougar139tweak]

Had same experience with PCP except the guy told me it was a tranqilizer, had previously had valuim for a migraine headache so figured it was relatively harmless. My mistake it was a small piece of horse tranqilizer aka PCP. The ultimate anti drug I assure you. Like being on a scary ass amusement park ride you can't get off.

[1brutaldeath]

WTF? I just noticed I'm not subbed to you anymore. What manner of horrible thing occured for that to happen? I shall have to fix that problem straight away. I wondered how I was not getting vids from you in my sub box. All the best Aron, keep making the excellent videos.

[1brutaldeath]

Mmm, I always had you pegged as a gansta rap person...Na just kidding, I subbed to you because When I first saw you I thought "sweet a bad ass metal dude talking about evolution" I actually thought you looked a bit like a young Tom Araya from Slayer in one of them pics. And you dodged a bullet with the Benneton thing, their modeling adds are weird. They were a brilliant F1 team (if you ignore all the cheating they did lol) And 80's metal is the best! Iron Maiden are my all time favourite band.

[GnosticDjinn]

Dunkel!?

Fuck yeah.

[xESOTERlC]

I envy you

I wish I could have lived your life!! Awesome.. incredible

[D4Kman]

Thor's hammer, snake, pwning creationists, I think you just became my hero.

[Tethloach1]

Is that a real snake??? holy shit a snake im afraid of snakes

[Tethloach1]

Is that a real snake???

[mrsquishyboots]

i just tried hoegaarden wit beer and i love it!!

[Mallaclllypse]

Great shirt Aron!!!!

[dannyinaus]

Thanks Aron! I love your posts and always wanted to know more about your background as I find you inspirational. So thank you for sharing your story, and once again, very interesting and even a little inspirational! Cheers.

[acewizhyde]

Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier Dark nectar of the gods my man nectar of the gods....

[lizardman77]

Awesome got 4 gophers myself, 2 alibnos.

[johnnyphoenix74]

Aron would be excellent in some sort of barbarian/mongol invasion film where he can pillage and smite--most especially with some sort of spiked helmet

[OnTheFritz602]

I don't doubt eating all that salmon did your developing brain a lot of Omega-3 good!

[mik99D]

My school did JCS in 1975. I did the lighting

[Projoiner1]

Interesting story, thanks for sharing

[tcole396]

Figured that was the lie. Only time you touched your face was when you were talking about playing Judas. Damn subconscious eats at your soul for lying, even if it's all just for fun!

[themightygermanman]

you do still listen to metal right !!??

[twilightguardian]

I've never been a girl who wears make up. The most I ever had on my face was I was still a young child and my female cousins around my age wanted to play 'dress up'. Needless to say I ended up looking like a strawberry and later a grape. The most I've ever put on myself was lipstick on a rare occasion or just for a short period of fun time or nail polish. All the polish I have has been sitting in a box unused for years.

[GrimmReeferX]

Damn, I didn't realize grizzly bears were THAT big...lol "were it not for bacon.."

[hellsreach]

Rush fan. WOOT!

[HorridDreams]

You might the most badass guy on the planet! Heavy metal, snakes, bikes, beard, long hair... and science!

[arubian06]

@HorridDreams i don't think even the undertaker can compare.lol.

[Xanatos712]

@HorridDreams All he needs is a trench coat & a pair of big-arse handguns and he could rule the world and eventually beyond.

[DeflocculatedDentist]

you are very probably the most interesting person... ever.

[pyr666]

WSUK *say out loud* wesuck?

[MRSketch09]

Interesting background info.

[lewiar]

Remember... a zombie in possession of brains is always in search of more brains... 

[DrZilty]

Is anybody else noticing the correlation between the more prolific skeptics out there, and their physical similarities to deities?

[JunkCCCP]

That zombie movie, it's actually pretty cool-looking. Not as a "movie"-movie, but as an exercise in taking refuge in audacity (the cheerful muzak playing while there's blood spraying around, the crappy makeup, the old 1970's style film quality, the whole retro atmosphere).

But there's still 4-5% of me that suspects it's actually real and actually that bad.

[squirreljester2]

5:42 Complete bush. :)

[darthpaul123]

actually beggin strips smell like, "it's bacon!" sorry i had to say it. anyways i love your vids and hop to see you on the AE more.

[hulk12078]

That was awesome!

[garethac81]

Intelligent, eloquent atheist. Wears a Ming The Merciless mustache on his lip, and a snake around his neck. Rides motorcycles. Listens to heavy metal.

Could this be the coolest man on the planet? I vote yes!

[MidnightSt]

@garethac81 and the voice!

@AronRa have you ever thought/would you ever agree to voice a character ( = record a few lines of monologue) for a computer game?

[whybag]

Holy shit you drink Franziskaner. If I still lived in DFW we'd be fast friends.

[coolman9999uk]

I'm a guy, but wow you were good looking when you were younger. I'm not saying that in a gay way, i'm saying it in a manly way.

[QAndyJack]

Test

[tweekin001]

You're still looking good -- your snake, too!

[therealeeeo]

I just returned from Alaska. I try and go up once a year to visit some friends.  This year I accompanied my buddy on a sheep hunt as a lowly sherpa.

[keyotikdragon]

he looks like Anton Levay on steroids with long hair.

[benji5]

Awesome ! You have to come to Germany. I love that beer too

[HitodamaKyrie]

Awesome. Man, you lived on a raft in Alaska for two years? That'd be freaking awesome. Nothing interesting ever occured in my childhood. I've lived in few diffrent ranch-sytle homes, traliers, and military housing and that's it. Nothing interesting at all. =[

I am so going on my world trip... >=|

[AAnusRa]

This guy's my kind of guy...

Hale AronRa..

[kronksworld]

what kind of beer is that?

[Infidelamsterdam]

Great channel, awseome, great look ( metal yeah! ), and nice snake man!

Got 14 snakes myself

So i had no choice but to subscribe..

Cheers from Amsterdam ( the Netherlands )

-Ed

[ElShadaiLives]

Thumbs up Aron

[DeistReality]

What a great story Aron. Amazing childhood!! Thanks for sharing it.

[KenMacMillan]

Your gopher snake looks like a pretzel snake.

[SaelPalani]

I'm a new subscriber and I LOVE snakes! S/he's so beautiful and must love being around the warm neck. Aron you are a very handsome man. I'm coming down to Texas soon. I'm going to get a Quaker Parrot. What kind of birds do you have?

[AronRa]

@SaelPalani The only birds I have right now is my sun conure and a couple of budgies.

[SailorPOOP]

@AronRa aron HES A GUY

[hobbitsarecool]

Is that Thor's Hammer on your necklace?

[AronRa]

@hobbitsarecool Yes, that is an Asatru hammer on my necklace.

[Anonie324]

@AronRa Thank God! I'm glad to see that some other people wear Badass pagan symbols.  Though, as the progeny of Odin himself, I would expect no less of you!

[vajinater]

@AronRa you scared of some party narcotics c'mon you just weren't prepared its not cool what your friends did but i guarantee you would be fine with a lighter dose and some positive notions during like some relaxing music or whatever you choose.

[4FISH20]

I like the 2112 shirt!

[rollinglibs101]

Aron did you delete my second post?..maybe comments are not sticking..I am trying to ask you a legit question..I mean you are a member of the League of Reason!..Could you please do a video providing proof and eviedence that atheism is both accurate and correct?..I think you could have Santa Syndrome..I am here to help Big Guy!..Just think Aron is you do a video proving atheism is accurate and correct..You could convert a lot of religious people!

[Shuklack]

what's that around your neck?

[superdave0002]

3000 pound????????

[AronRa]

@superdave0002 One of the bears we saw out there stood 14 feet tall, and some of the salmon really were the size of men.

[PBJHacker]

I like AronRa, I love his videos. We have very similar backgrounds. However, he got me banned from YouTube on a different account, for simply inviting him for a beer at The Sturgis Rally, for the last 3 years. Be careful what you say to him. Apparently he is extremely paranoid. Feel free to respond to me, AronRa. But I know you wont.

[Ital21]

@PBJHacker This really happened?

[PBJHacker]

@Ital21 Yes. It did.

[AronRa]

@Ital21 No it didn't.

[Steidemeister56]

@AronRa you are divorced? Why?

[4FISH20]

@AronRa Now I do not know what to believe, but then again, I never have. I do have a few ideas though.

[AronRa]

@PBJHacker This is a joke, right? I never got anyone banned from or for anything.

[PBJHacker]

@AronRa Well, I didn't have any videos in my channel (so it couldn't have been terms of use violations), never sent messages to anyone else. In April or something, this year, I invited you again, next day my account was banned. So deductive reasoning leads me to you.

[AronRa]

@PBJHacker Why would I ban anyone for any reason? Much less for the offense of offering to buy me a friendly drink? Deductive reasoning, you say? Are you sure?

[BlackrendX]

Nice gopher snake. :3

[clipsryan]

Captain BullDyke! Hahaha! Where do I get those comics?

[cantares1]

Franziskaner Weißbier? Nice one dude!

But you need a "Weißbierglas" for that!

A nice half-liter glas, where you pour in 4/5 of the bottle.. than turn the bottle around its long axis till all the resident yeast has dissolved and than pour the rest.

[Xul]

@cantares1

But still it is awesome to see Aron supporting on of our best ("mainstream") beers of that kind ;) (though I personally prefer bitter Pilsner like Jever to Weißbier)

But I wondered if there is even half a liter in there. Arons bottle (presumably the American version) seems to bee smaller than the usual German one ...

[Xul]

@Xul Note to self: He said that these are the small ones ... Missed it ...

[intriguedgorilla]

the zombie trailer looked like something off of tim and eric

[brmadman4455]

Everything was two dimensional... yeah.......no bueno hahaha.

[ogbobbydee]

Such a cool snake. I had a couple of Bull snakes for pets when I was doing paleontological work in the Bighorn Basin. Our eastern species is the Pine Snake; magnificent critters, and the biggest snakes in NJ Pines Barrens.

[ogbobbydee]

PCP (phencyclidine) is horrible stuff. Gibby Haynes once said, "the most pleasant thing about PCP is that when you come down, you are euphoric that you're still alive...". A related, and stronger analog, is "BZ", the drug they dosed American and Vietnamese soldiers with in Vietnam. It was featured in the plot of "Jacob's Ladder".

[zuperman213]

That sort of German beer is best drank from glass...

[FractalHelix777]

Yeah, PCP is some nasty shit. It almost put me off drugs for the rest of my life but fortunately I was able to get right back up "on the horse", as they say. Uh...nevermind. But why would anyone seek the experience of hallucinating their head twisting off like taffy when they turn it or scratching all the way through their arm? And the whole "I'm covered in bugs" thing...no thanks.

[FractalHelix777]

I'm so jealous of your bear stories...we have black bears here but they tend to constrain themselves to stealing pic-a-nic baskets. Your beautiful and inspiring account of shitting with the salmon almost made me cry & definitely tops my own experience of having peed in the dolphin tank on a field trip when I was 5 (too shy to ask for a bathroom).

[monty1618]

To give an idea of how interesting people find you to be, at the time I watched the video, of the 17886 people who had watched the first video, 17418 (~97.4%) came back to see your answers.

[4AMsunshine]

I don't wear a stitch of makeup and hardly look like Captain Bulldyke.

I just appreciate my natural beauty... all of it, too. (:

[irock58]

You're still cute. =)

[squirreljester2]

7' salmon?! 7 FOOT salmon?!!

[FractalHelix777]

@squirreljester2 Honey, everyone knows that salmon have EIGHT feet, But no legs. Natural oddity.

[pcleddy]

oh heck, snake, SNAKE!

[freethinkerdangerous]

You always have the best stories o_o

[fxzr]

WFUK... what great call letters

[InternetSpanker]

Well, Judas DOES look a bit like Napoleon Murphy Brock.

[red2seata]

epic houses are epic

[herzglass]

German Beer FTW

Gread vid, pretty snake

[louisamayc]

Your childhood, is one reason you are so smart.... you are always so fun to listen to. You are so interesting..... with so much to say... HAVE NICE DAZE....LouisaMayC...

[Tengent]

Damn. We have some sexy hair.

[LeafHuntress]

My mother allmost had the same washing machine, ours was a square one instead of a round one but also with the same kind of wrangler/mangler on top. Nice to squash your own fingers with...

[AnnRKey]

Long live RUSH.

[sapunec7854]

HOLY SHIT! AronRa wears a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE (!!) for a necklase!!!! Every single argument is invalid against such epic manliness, he is GOD!

[gooddarkjedi]

@sapunec7854 title of god is too small for aronra. captain falcon is more close.

[Azotadeth]

Damn, that fib was a trap man, its not cool to that crap xD

[Greggs41]

Franziskaner Weissbier is a wheat beer

have it in a glass

[LeafHuntress]

@Greggs41 It's allready in a glass!

At least that is what my customers tell me when i ask them if they would like a glass with it..... ;-)

[TheDarkSagan]

AronRA, WTF are you doing in Texas, ( tell the board of education I said F....you)move to Cali so we can throw back some beers.

[GordonYKWong]

Not to blow my own horn, but it was relatively easy to pick which is the lie. If u watch the original vid, u can see some "tells" when Aron described the Jesus Christ superstar story.

[kaupaxup]

That... was... the most awesome story I have ever heard. I can only hope I live a life half as interesting.

[YashinNashi]

WSUK? Now I KNOW you're just messing with us.

[SariEverna]

"Don't know how you chicks do it."

Some of us don't, for precisely that reason. Also, I can only imagine how much money that would suck up if I bothered, and I can't afford to do that, except maybe for special occasions. Frankly, I've always taken the view that if you don't like how I look, that's your problem; I refuse to waste that much time and money to make you happy.

[FractalHelix777]

@SariEverna I'll waste exactly the amount of time and money it takes to make ME happy, ifyaknowwhatimean.

[4FISH20]

@SariEverna I love it! I have been telling the girls and women I know just that my whole life. You rock!

[neonsilkworm]

Great stories, Mr. Nelson. Thank you for sharing.

[Vercingetorix422]

love franziskaner

[wijzewillem]

Paulaner or weihenstephaner beat the crap out of Franziskaner! That's actually the cheap weizen at my local supermarket. Not bad though, but not great.

[nahkampfbiber]

Never ever drink a Weizen directly out of the bottle!

Especially if a good one is hard to come by overseas.

[CBTENGR100]

@nahkampfbiber I used to drink it out of a glass boot,,,

[DrawingYou]

Too much information. Good beer though.

[MeisterFalti]

Franziskaner is awesome!

[boss1001]

That movie is a blockbuster waiting to happen.

[genobahamut1337]

Darn, looks like my guess was wrong. However, at least I was right about that raft thing being true.

[TritonAlias]

"...only on W-S-U-K!"

Seems that channel is well named...

[JayBlueToYou]

That zombie movie commercial...

[Aneurythmic]

Rush!

[loek555]

Pitty I cannot send Beer to you AronRa...its belgian :D

[Ripley747]

Seriously, that TV spot has "major blockbuster" written all over it. I mean that music, the make up artistry. I mean...wow! lol.

[SleepsAvatar]

When I heard "I dont really do drugs and never have" I small part of me died, just a little inside ;)

[TheNewProphetisHere]

thats some story there :) enjoyed that

[RaustBD]

All in favor of nominating AronRa as the youtube evolution debate's memetic badass thumb up this comment.

[TrooperCX]

dude, the pictures of the camp, loook at those girls and you'll remember WHY you hung out at medieval camping dawg

[skywize]

...I'd be the first dumbass to try an pet one of the bears....

[chyrd]

please pour that in a glass... PLEASE!!!!

[OppressorsBeware]

What kind of metal do you like? Or did you like in the past?

[AtheistCitizen]

unreal, I still vote for the zombie flick as the lie. lol

[Thulgore]

Uh.....aren't those brown bears? I thought Grizzly was considered it's own separate species. I could be wrong I'm basing this off of my memory of a 5th grade science fair so cut me slack.

[kviesgaard]

What do you mean you was a pretty boy once upon a time?

I think you have a rather charismatic apperance nowadays.

[dynamitejack666]

that zombie christ stuff looked cheesy, hehe