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  • imagine adapting this to a hoverboard <3

  • maybe im just a moroon, but if its only oinized wind, why the tinfoil paper below dont move?

  • how do you power it?

  • @Himself12794

    I used a Barco 21" computer monitor with a power suply of 30.000 volts.

  • woww 30.000 volts??? safe?

  • @tanoscom

    You can get zapped but not killed. Altough, if you work with something this powerful, be careful. ALWAYS!

  • @tanoscom it's the current that kills, not voltage, just by walking bare footed on a woolen carpet your body builds up extremely high static voltages, if you touch sensitive electronic chips, such as the memory chips in your computer, you will destroy them on the high voltage /very low current discharge.

  • how its made?

  • @mrnachoguzman

    Here you have a simple tutorial. It's the one I used for building all my own lifters:

    jnaudin.free.fr/html/lftbld.ht­m

  • Touch it!!

  • ionized air propusion is pretty interesting of a prospect, but it needs plenty of refinement before it's any more than a science fair project. As of right now, the ionization is so weak that there is only enough lift to raise the lightest of builds.

    this poses 2 problems. durability and load limitations.

    They can't even lift their own power supplies in this condition. perhaps a layered design would fare better than a wide design, as that accelerates the air more in a single pass.

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  • @Beamshipcaptain Sorry, my inner /b/ was talking there. what I mean is: cite your sources. I have heard the exact opposite to what you are saying,. I recall experiments where it didn't move one bit on a vacuum, and I haven't heard of the oil, but I think that rapidly vibrating wires in a highly viscous medium might have more to do with the motion in that case.

  • @Beamshipcaptain I'd love to evaluate these sourcees, but I can't seem to ind a link to their full textxs. some I can't find anything other than a name on. I HAVE seen the texts of the NASA study that concluded it was ionized wind that was responsible.

    oh, and no offense, but it really helps credibility when you don't capitalize certain words or sentences for emphasis like that.

  • @Exarian NASA's vacuum tests and other vacuum tests are on Youtube. Nasa and GRAVITEC and Campbell were issued patents on the results and basis of their own successful vacuum tests! Read SECRETS OF ANTIGRAVITY PROPULSION (2008) by PA LaViolette, available EVERYWHERE. It is phusically impossible for ion wind to cause levitation of even a 5 gram model. Plus vacuum tests show increased efficiency. John Fiala did vacuum tests with my 1 meter diameter Beamship Variation I. Still flew!

  • @Exarian He's a crackmonkey, check out the other video he's been posting on, he's demented. Don't bother taking him seriously, a few of other users have already exposed him. He takes one or two sentences out of a 30 page article, misreads them, ignores the disclaimers and twists them for his argument. I feel bad for anyone who takes him seriously lol.

  • @Exarian What you have to realise about this guy is that he "gets it". He doesn't actually believe this stuff, just loves taking advantage of idiots and seeing how dumb they can be. Like any scammer he'll just laugh at anyone who tries to expose it and use them as a tool to convince more idiots.

  • @Exarian I cited my sources, but my comments are suppressed. Proof that there is suppression of free energy and gravitycontrol/UFO data. FREE YOUR MIND.

  • @Beamshipcaptain

    downvotes by other people are hardly supression... if the givernment were trying to cover you up this whole video would have been taken down...

  • @Exarian They hgave paid people on YouTube and elswhere to do this. Please wake up. However, this is the INFORMATION AGE.

  • @Beamshipcaptain

    I love how you think that they have entire websites on it that sound just like your comments, yet you seem to think that you are important enough for any government agency to watch every move you make.

    realize that the powers that be are just people like you and make errors just like you and can't come close to the resources needed to suppress you like this, and that the real "suppressors" were other people who also happened to disagree with you.

  • @Exarian You'd be surprised...

  • @Beamshipcaptain indeed I would be if they considered someone so minor, no offense, an actual threat worth stopping using petty methods like down voting rather than, say, deleting this video and your youtube account and website and erasing you from the internet.

  • @Exarian There is one website about beamie actually. I forgot the adress but basically it is just a bunch of people who like to make fun of him and encourage others to make fun of him to... I can see why they would too I mean really he makes it so easy.

  • @Exarian oh and his primary method of selling his scam is to wait for people like yourself then argue with. This creates lots of text, keywords, comments and increases exposure while creating a "debate" for idiots to "take sides" on.

  • @mryellow123 What he does not realize is that it also causes some really smart people to take note of him. Some of which are currently doing everything they can to get him and his pal Searl sent to prison for a very long time... assuming Searl doesn't kick the bucket before then. Frankly it is shocking to me that despite the fact that there are many groups which claim to be devoted to doing just that who know all about these two none of them have even tried to stop them.

  • @Beamshipcaptain wow you still selling this scam!

  • @mryellow123 There is no scam here. I have worked with and studied this methodology since 1982 when I was in college.

  • @Beamshipcaptain see......

  • @mryellow123 This antech and tangential tech is done for YOU, to improve your life, and our lives, and advance us into a clean-cheap energy using, star-traveling civilization this century.

  • @Beamshipcaptain scammer

  • @Beamshipcaptain scammer

  • @Beamshipcaptain scammer

  • @mryellow123 how is he a scammer hes not asking for any money

  • @hideHYDEimcoming Look again... He sells these things, a few sticks and some foil for $140, then $180 for the power supply.

  • The lift is from the atmosphere or ether pressure just like propeller

    or jet but electrical to wire to ether pressure as in static electricity

    that is so repetitive, high frequency, the charge carriers immersed in

    an insulating liquid, definition by Tesla, lifts the craft.

    Apparently all done by voltage with no current at all and thus a free

    energy flight is what the denials of the elite is all about.

  • have you tried thicker aluminium on the base, i noticed a distinct slowing of a magnet travelling over an aluminium surface, there is a link between alloys and magnetism and anti magnetism i believe anti gravity.

    Thom in Scotland.

  • its been tested on the discovery channel the high voltage goes through the wires moving uncharged air to go downwards pushing the thing up not because of anti gravity or just electricity its because there is a jet of air pushing downward

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit - why do i have a car?! thank fuck i do, or i'd be stuck here at the mercy of public transport - meaning having to battle my way home and to whatever station, cause of the amount of useless eater scumfucks there are - all controlled by the same conspiracy of coin-theiving Montuak Project Zombies as you and your multi-accounts are.

    plus, i'd rather not see the amount of nature your conspiracy has killed or reduced, walking enroutue to anywhere. far too stressful.

  • @randomlaughingman .

    so you are saying that you drive a car because of Montauk?

    retard.

  • @randomlaughingman .

    who the fuck is Giovanni?

    that's a queer name.

  • @BeamshipsRevenge - all your usernames are fucking faggot names. kill yourself. you just proved you're mastershake from imbd forums yet again. peado whackjob loser.

  • @randomlaughingman .

    " all your usernames are fucking faggot names."

    That's not very nice.

  • @BeamshipsRevenge - what YT says about you:

    Tips for preventing cyber bullying from the National Crime Prevention Council:

    Being a victim of cyber bullying can be a common and painful experience. Some who cyber-bully: Pretend that they are other people online to trick others Spread lies and rumours about victims Trick people into revealing personal information Post mean comments Film victims without their consent

  • @randomlaughingman You spammed everywhere on the Global warming videos on your clone Nightversionn, saying the National geographic video "Global Warming 101" was shut down.

    Its not Freak!

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit - kill yourself peado. you think cause of what i posted here that you can target my car! i guarantee you and your noise-polluting lowlife scumfuck jew peados like you are going to have experiences for infinity that your tiny minds aren't even capable of imagining can happen to you. you drug-addled chavscum lowlifes.

  • @randomlaughingman

    "you drug-addled chavscum "

    says the paranoid unemployed Scottish lunatic.

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit - at least you're still being funny. can you do it in all your channels?

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit - that's also rather amusing. did you have a fight with satan and claim back your soul?

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit - but they don't fly. it's imperative that beamships can fly.

  • someone explain how Beamshipchristian's actually very funny comment here is marked as spam, yet all the really hateful abusive no-brainer comments made from - the usual suspects, perhaps they are from the same person with the beamshipchristian channel, i do not know, doesn't sound like it tho - those are not marked as spam.

    conspiracy. stupid. evil. why reward what shouldn't exist and punish what is cool. that's no different from what multi-accounts does.

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit - see in your beamships-whatever accounts (i don't think the Yoda one is yours tho, mostly cause it's the only one that takes the piss out of you, as you deserve), d'you ever think that the reason you can't build a beamship might be connected to your being so stupid & ignorant that when you hear about cymatics, you try to abuse that as well.

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit - explain how 'cymatics is bullshit'.

    it's not. that's how it works dumbfuck. In The Beginning Was The Word. the world is made from sound. if you had a brain, you'd realise that anyway and be trying to figure out how concsiousness can make a sound, when there's no matter to bump into any other matter, cause it hasn't been made yet.

  • @randomlaughingman

    "explain how 'cymatics is bullshit'"

    I wouldn't even pretend to know about that. Talking about subjects without ANY knowlege of said subject, is YOUR job.

    However, the fact that YOU believe in cymatics, pretty much guarantees that it is bullshit, along with your child-sex obsession, your magic fucking crystals and your shoddy understanding of basic organic chemistry..

  • @BeamshipsRevenge - kill yourself peado. you know you ought to. scum.

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit - further to the point peado, what have i been wrong about anyway? nothing important, certainly nothing i didn't indicate was likely amiss before you - ignoring that all you do is a mistake of course - acted as if you noticed it yourself.

    do you always make it look like people you think are wrong are your You Tube Friends?

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit - that is your core obsession with me. what's wrong about it? of course what you want to happen is not going to happen - you're one-dimensional as a character. even in fiction that means you fail, in reality it's all the more a definite outcome. you'll never get me offline! as long as they are evil enough to allow you to abuse me, i'll be here to reply. kill yourself, and all those that let you exist.

  • @CymaticsIsBullshit = beamshipsrevenge = the blight on reality.

    what fight?! you're evil, i'm right, you've yet to start even trying to follow anything near the correct path. you'd never be able to anyway, whether you were still replying to your own multi-accounts or not.

    your username alone proves you're a blight. the fact you work at YT and use it to put a fake thing on your channel so it looks like i Friended you - then you stalk and insult me....

  • On scales that is!

  • Put a watch in there and you will see time dilation's proving you are eliminating some gravity, time and gravity are related, if you want to see wight fluctuations proving this is not an ion wind magnetize a nail 12 volts 50 amps DC and you will see weight fluctuations.

  • @1freedomfighter11 Neither of those expiriments would prove a reduction in gravity. If anything you're proving that electromangetic fields affect mechanical objects....Which we all of course, already know.

  • @iamscoutstfu Not at all, even jumbo jets have proven there is time dilation's tacking place in our atmosphere, if there was not anti gravity we would not have an atmosphere, this is also how a heavy molecule (water) can hang by the tons in our atmosphere (ionisation.)

  • @1freedomfighter11

    I'm not saying the theory is invalid. I'm saying putting a watch inside the field of a lifter does not prove anti-gravity. Nor does magnetizing a nail. There are far more comprehensive experiments with far more creditable results. Also, atmosphere is not dependent on anti-gravity but rather gravity.

  • @iamscoutstfu part 2: I am 100% sure that water goes up when ionised, the evidence is lightning, one day thunder will be known as an implosion feature of electrons being added back to the ionised water molecules thus we get a significant rainfall after a lightning strike, you can gather how the rest of our atmosphere is maintained from my hypothesis. Thank you for your input.

  • @1freedomfighter11

    " I am 100% sure that water goes up when ionised, the evidence is lightning"

    Bullshit.

    " thus we get a significant rainfall after a lightning strike,"

    Bullshit. It doesn't always rain when there is lightning.

    There is lightning of Jupiter, you think it rains on a gas giant? dumbass.

  • @iamscoutstfu part 1: What field do you think would affect a mechanical watch in an ion lifter, i could see magnetism affecting scales possible in my magnetizing the nail on scales experiment, but that does not automatically rule out that anti gravity is causing wight loss, or that electrons are directly related to gravity as i suspect. As for the atmosphere

  • @1freedomfighter11 .

    " What field do you think would affect a mechanical watch in an ion lifter,"

    How about your imagination field? Have you considered a Bullshit Vector?

    " but that does not automatically rule out that anti gravity is causing wight loss"

    No. The fact that antigravity is so-far nonexistant rules out any possibilty of it causing "wight loss"

  • @iamscoutstfu .

    freedomfighter thinks that Helium is antigravity.

    save your breath, let him dream his little beamship dreams.

  • how many volts do u put in and were and is it ac right what will happen in dc

  • High voltage causes lift. Got to be true.

  • yes the flow of ionts under lifter

  • I would say ether flow because high voltage AC made capacitor can covers rattle in the old days and Tesla put his coil under oil and made the surface agitate. So even though the Einstein Relativists lie about the ether being dead it still shows up for lifting into the sea of ether around us.

  • @teslaandlyne Well...I have no clue what you were trying to say in the first sentence. As for the second, why would physicists lie? They wanted the ether but relativity fit experimental results superbly while the ether, well, none of the known consequences of an ether were ever observed despite decades of attempts. Can you maybe elaborate on your reasons for believing in an ether, I've never heard of anyone recent supporting the ether theory before.

  • @teslaandlyne It does.

  • @deathangel1119 I thought so. Voltage is an active ingredient in work of Tesla along with frequency. Ever see high voltage through a candles flame.

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  • You were NOT at COFE-3. You don't even know what hotel COFE III was held at, or what state it was held in. You are an impersonator and general crazy-presence on the internet.

  • Many thanks, Captain, I now have the testimony of someone who was there who has stated that I actually wasn't there. As I told the Detective Helsing, I don't even know the hotel where it was held. Ah those authorities and their ceaseless attempts to confound my efforts! Many thanks my good fellow, and please accept an expression of my gratitude. It will arrive by special courier within a fortnight. Feed it sixteen live rats a day to keep it docile and be sure not to let it under direct sunlight.

  • You ARE crazy.

  • You do me goodly sir, and I cannot thank you enough. For years my attorneys in London, Berlin, New York, Paris and Hong Kong have scoured the Earth for just one proper witness to declare publicly as to their perceived condition of my sanity. If I am publicly perceived as insane, then I cannot be further pursued or prosecuted as a 'willfully mad' scientist. Accept please to arrive TWO of the rare specimens to which I referred previously. Your friend for life, Dr. F.N. Steyn, DmS, PhV, MS MV.

  • Gawddammit, dontcha hate it when you refresh the screen to read vindictive invectives and that intercoursing video starts playing again? I get so mad I could imagine taking it out on my erstwhile colleagues here on the wonderful internet,

  • Then don't refresh the screen, maybe? Do what I do: hit people up for a coupla bucks so's you can buy a drink.

    Say buddy, you got a coupla bucks for a fellow American whose down on his luck? By that I mean I could use a drink.

  • You know what is funny is that there really are legit researchers who are/were working with lasers in New Mexico, shooting it upward under a little model that would zoom up a wire because the laser 'exploded' the air at the model's circular edge or something. Then a flunky intern would catch it with a big butterfly net (or not) when it came back down. They got it up to about 100 feet. When I first saw BeamshipWhoever I thought (they) were those guys. Boy, was I wrong or what!!

  • so again by your own admission, if the truly crazy can be legally considered to be mentally fit to admit to anything, you =saw the real beamshipcaptains page, and you assumed - just because you heard of it someplace - that, well then, he must be the same as those other people you heard of=

    that sums up how all of you account-copier stalker types think about every fucking thing. 'oh i thought that....' '.....cause it looked kinda like it from an obscure angle'

  • Purdue University, the French Governmet, and the US Army flew lifters in hard vacuum,along with the inventor, TT Brown.-William B. Stein,Electrokinetic Propulsion:The Ionic Wind Argument," Purdue University Energy Conversion Lab,Hangar #3,Purdue Airport,West Lafayette,IN 47906.

  • You forgot Honda R&D...

  • nasa already proves this showes antigavity.

  • Not really. I used to make a real pest of myself trying to tell everyone on YouTube that it was anti-gravity, and I was wrong. It's only an ion-wind effect, as you will find in

    NASA/CR—2004-213312 (google that) and look at page 6, paragraph one. RL Talley's report can be found by googling PL-TR-91-3009, 1991,and read the conclusions on page 91. They are both downloadable PDF's that everyone can find, and I apologize for being such an obnoxious jerk.

    and it's easy to see how I was so mistaken.

  • wtf? the first document isnt even a lifter. its a cylinder thing wiht electrodes.

  • Isn't this how they built the pyramids? *laughter*

  • Don't you joke about serious things. The Egyptians were also those that discovered that bronze foil helmets blocked Ra's thought control transmissions enabling them to steal the lifter technology from Ra. jeez, didn't you see (looks up name of the movie) "Stargate"? The lawyer from Boston Public went back in time to help them do it.

  • you fucking wish you could be funny.

  • Yes I wish I could be funny when I fuck. My girlfriend says I'm way too serious. I make her wear a Motoko Kusanagi mask and I wear a blond ponytail wig and put taped stacks of four quarters over my eyes and insist that she call me 'Batou', but she doesn't get the joke. I told her we could be 'laughingman and laughingwife'. Maybe I should get her to watch "Ghost In The Shell" before I try these jokes??

  • that's novel, batting away the truth by behaving like anyone normal would possibly see you even close to romantically. not what a troll with no life would try to perpetuate at all. why don't you tell her in the throes that your one and only hobby is making troll accounts online and stalking people with them, she'll love that in a man: 'i've always wanted a coward with no sense of purpose nor humor'

  • It's exactly what she wanted, here I'll prove it (yells at Motoko to come over here, Motoko asks what I want) Tell him what you said to me when we first met (points at your name) (Motoko sits in chair and starts typing) I asked him why was he staring at my tits (laughter in background "no after that") You must be the biggest asshole on earth (more laughter "after that") I have other things to do (Motoko gets up from keyboard, I sit down) sorry, she's on her period

    (sound of me getting smacked)

  • nope, you're still deeply and excruciatingly unfunny. as ever.

  • 'she's on her period' - so you going to be doing any blood rites then, so's you can continue to have all that time and the rest it takes to spend your whole life making troll accounts. drink it up for the devil! imagine the distortive powers you'll gain from blaspheme in that area.

  • (motoko typing now) I'm not on my period, he's just an asshole. Are you another one of these GITS nuts like

    .. why does he call himself 'BeamshipGeneral'? What does that mean? How do I make it work, do I push the "Post Comment" button?

  • so you know about GITS via a wish for the AI that is the woman-shape;

    only way you'll ever get that woman-looking-thing without the free-will or the brain. did your drama teacher tell you how bad you are at female characters?

    what if they make the AIs properly and they don't want to fuck you either?

  • I would call myself the luckiest man on earth.... the problem is that they do want to fuck, all the time. it's a nightmare. I am insane for living here.

  • yeah sure they do. you're not clearly a sad no-life that spends all your time making copy accounts and stalking at all.

    you have no life and you aren't fooling anyone. you're fucking pathetic.

  • yes, I am fucking pathetic and I have no life and I am not fooling anyone. everyone can see what a loser I am and I hate myself. I spend all my time making copy accounts and then stalking my own copy accounts. Now Motoko is going to make an account and make me look even more foolish.... she will make fun of me and call me names, and tell me how pathetic I am. Well, she already is doing that, so I guess it won't make any difference where she does it..OWW

    ljfw

    ogj [ opv

  • well no, you don't stalk your own multiple accounts you just use them in such a way so as to have it appear they aren't all you (or you by extension, all controlled by same 'overmind').

  • Motoko is the only overmind controlling me. Trust me.

    She says I have to go and log in to one of my other multiple accounts and use them in the way to have it appear she doesn't control them all. She is going to hit me again if I don't stop. Once she threw a shoe at me. I have to go and be another account, good night, and pray for my pathetic soul.

  • aw, your old Montauk Base programers voice is still echoing down all your neural pathways. is that why it was in the film, "me so horny me love you long time"? now let's not split hairs over far eastern boundary differences y'hear.

  • "my inside-mom told be i have to be someone else now", and lo your mind-axis rotates like blankety blanks supermatch game set. wave to the monitors* on your way round...

    *for viewers at home, that's what you'd see as the audience

  • Someone forgot to take their anti-psychotic medications.

  • so did the YT staff, as they inexplicably are still allowing their buzzlipss account to persist, despite the proof that it stole my digital art on top of everything else its done.

  • Free speech is a noble concept, as long as it is not an abused privelege. Lot of crazies out there, with malicious intent.

  • Mmmmwhwwhhhhhhahahahahaha (imagine evil scientist's malicious laugh here, wringing his hands. Bart Simpson does a good imitation of it) That's a noble speech, and we heard it all for free. Sometimes I can get my girlfriend to abuse my privilege for a long time but she tells me my nobility is diminished compared to her past boyfriends. By 'past' I take that to mean 'other', as she goes around abusing the much longer and larger noble privileges of conceptual free speakers.

  • You are crazy.

  • Captain, for the love of gawd do as your doctors tell you and take those meds!! Boy, that really answers a lot of questions... Remember to tell yourself: "Every day in every way I'm getting better and better". It genuinely works!

    (incidentally, this is now really the authentic fraudulent BeamshipGeneral and not my gawddamn girlfriend pretending to be me. I need to remember to log out, christ)

  • asshole, you're calling someone nuts and you have made about 20 copies of their account. you spend your days and nights posting complete tarded trash based around their real-actual posts. even in the BEST CASE SCENARIO here, that makes you a total sociopath scumfuck who takes pleasure out of needlessly harassing people, just for chatting about technology.

  • Nah, I only post completely retarded trash when I have some free time to kill and in need of serious laughs. These are all fake posts from a real fraud. They do not exist, they are figment of your imagination. If they are completely retarded trash, then they must only be of interest to complete retards? Is that who I should consider are those who are responding to them? Surely you are not a retarded sociopath scumfuck, but a model gentleman who calls people 'asshole'. Gawd loves you.

  • god fucking hates you, like they hate all liars and delberate-ruiners of great things that god actually created.

  • Gawd told me this morning how much he hates me! How did you know? Excuse me, I'll read your hilarious stuff later. I have to go masturbate and kill all those sperm. I guess the Pope must hate me too. But I know you pay a lot of attention and respond to all my comments, thanks, You are my best friend.

  • i wouldn't know wtf the pope thinks of you. i would hope to god in private he hates you, cause otherwise he must be nutso.

  • do you make clone accounts at dating websites too?

  • oh yeah, I say that I'm a clone of George Clooney. It's how I met the chick who gripes about wearing the Motoko mask.

  • why can't she see you don't look like him then WANKER?

  • Because I'm better looking than him (Motoko pushes me away from the keyboard) That's true, but George Clooney isn't as big an asshole as you are (laughing in background, I push Motoko away from the keyboard) How would you know the size of George Clooney's asshole? (I get smacked again) Oh god, baby do that again (Motoko pushes me away) I love him long time ( I really get smacked and really get pushed away from keyboard) I don't have an Asian accent (Motoko tries to kick me in the balls) oww!

  • pair of twats you are then aren't you.

  • you must be on your periods for at least the last 10 years with all that stalker trolling you've been doing.

  • thing is, there's only one person at your house right now. and it's you, dressed up like jame gumb in silence of the lambs x him in psycho when he wears his mums gear.

  • She almost typed my real name..o j;ja stop it; ;ka;h na;

    Look you are making me fulxd up th typing lff febnbdax

  • yeah i believe you have a superhot chick but you just make multiple troll accounts & stalk people online instead of spending time with her.

    you know what the tragedy is? you're obviously the bimbo.

  • 'Batou', not Bimbo...

  • She went into the other room. I hope I get hit by a bus tomorrow.

  • oh we agree on something: your second sentence there. make sure the driver isn't blamed, unless of course he's you as well.

  • it'd be even funnier if you were run over by a beamship making a run for take-off.

  • she snuck up behind,m./lnkkc

    l;cmm

    don't

    dp

  • Motoko says I have to stop and help her fold the fucking laundry. FUCK THAT!! Nor am I going to take out the trash ever again, nor am I going to wash the dishes unless she lets me make more copy accounts

    flk{DVC

    v

    f[go

    look what you made me typ

    asf

    vpvb

  • did she buy you for a dollar? "I'd buy that for a dollar." 'the second bimbo on the right please' - ring any bells?

  • YOU spend time with her.(from the real BeamshipGeneral) I'll give her a plane ticket to Britain and tie her into the seat. They are only "superhot" until you live with them for a few months, then you start asking yourself 'what on earth was I thinking?' But that is the problem: I wasn't thinking, my dick was doing all the thinking. Never trust your dick. Never never never.

  • you do the same thing from all your fake troll accounts - try sadly to appear like you have a girlfriend. IT'S OBVIOUS YOU DO NOT. people with a bird do NOT do what you do online.

  • Is that first hand knowledge? You have posted a great deal more comments than I could ever post..... and you have...let's see.. 992 channel comments since 8/02/08? I In 15 months thats 66.13 comments a month. I have 36 since 10/16/09, not even a month. I will have to trust that you know what you are talking about. Why don't you buy a parakeet and you can test your theory that people with a bird do not do what you do online? I have a parakeet, and one hand in Motoko's bush. HAW HAW HAW HAW

  • my comments are all real, from a real person. they don't instigate abuse and lies and aren't based on copying someone else, you fucking retard. you must be abusing a minor or someone you manipulated from the loon bin for them not to notice how fucking much is wrong with your psyche. your comparisons to what i wrote with the same-old 'pretend not to know what a bird is' bs, as usual are entirely meaningless. you're not sane.

  • Yes, I am not sane, I am BeamshipGeneral. Hey, call me some more names and dredge up more colorful and picturesque invectives from your imagination that spell out in great detail exactly how you see me. Be as gruesome as you can be, wallow and indulge the flower of your gifted ability. I'll be back in a little while to check on your work. Ready? GO!

  • why bother to check out any of it ever, you're incapable of taking in new information. regardless of what i write, you'll add it to your vast lone line of delusions that means things they don't really mean.

  • You make a lot of sense, buddy. I been checkin' out yer conversations with that fraud and his girlfriend and I think you got him right where you want him. He's full of nothing but delusions and what he doesn't know is you are probably the closest thing he'll ever have to a real friend. It's downright noble of you to put so much time and effort and thought into his sad case, I just pray he's got the sense enough in his deluded head to listen to you. Say, you got a couple a quid for an ale?

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  • I'm an American, I was asking randomlaughingman for a few quid for an ale because he's a subject of the British Empire, or at least a guest of theirs. I hit up Americans for a couple of bucks so's I can go get a drink. You know, if you had called your lifters Danielships I could've used the moniker JackDanielship, but it just so happens there is a whiskey called Jim Beam, and I guess you understand how the rest of that story goes. How about a couple of bucks for a drink?

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  • Why can't you take it as proof that Americans are as stupid and crazy as I am because I am this stupid and crazy?

    How would you know what stupid and crazy is? Long term familiarity with the crazy and stupid? Or are you a firm believer that it takes one to know one?

  • Alcohol is a gateway-drug, destroying body and brain and killing millions of people a year. THis explains your behaviour and nonsese. Go to AA and get yourself straight, impersonator.

  • Yes, that is probably true in one of these many universes.

    But check this out: If you had called them 'Morganships', you could've pulled a good joke ahead of me

    by calling yourself MorganshipCaptain!! ha ha ha ha ha

    You know, because there's a brand of rum called "Captain

    Morgan"? Isn't that great?

  • if i had any of those fuckwits where i want them, which is where they should be, then they wouldn't even be in a universe, never mind on the internet.

  • @randomlaughingman .

    How are your parents today?

    I have another question...

    If you hate your parents so much Clara Massa, why don't you just move out of their house?

  • @BeamshipsRevenge - and i continue to have questions for and about you. why keep using my name, when you've tried that since your mastershake peado account at imdb forums, and it didn't work then either.

    why keep up your actual-dramatic obsession with me, when your 'article' hinges on your delusions that i am you / beamshipcaptain. my 'ufo' design actually works. yours doesn't.

  • @BeamshipsRevenge - since you hate me so much, why don't you kill yourself and move out of my universe.

    since you hate how i hate my parents so much that you've posted the same thing about it a million times from your multi-channels, why don't you re-alter what you messed up, get me my 1943 Cu cent back, & then i can afford to live anywhere i want. why puppet them or anyone else to be evil in the first place, if you don't want me to hate them.

  • @randomlaughingman

    "since you hate how i hate my parents "

    wrong, tubby.

    i think its hilarious that you are a thirty-something who hates your parents yet still live with them. i also find it funny that you have no-one in your life.

  • @BeamshipsRevenge - no, i'm right about you. that's the whole point. look at your posts, look at all your channels - you aren't capable of finding anything funny at all.

    your delusional existence revolves around trying to get losers to think your always-the-same comments about me are worth reading, and getting them to think you're me. kill yourself.

  • @BeamshipsRevenge - and how you keep saying i'm fat. consider why you insist on that. see how it proves you're a sad loser faggot jew. you literally can't slag me off - so what, i hate people who are evil, my reasons for hating them are sound, and i haven't sold out ever so yeah i have no money. not slaggable. you however- 100% a bad joke.

  • @randomlaughingman

    "it proves you're a sad loser faggot jew. you literally can't slag me off "

    I've been on holiday from trolling, but I noticed that just about EVERYBODY else, IS slagging you off.

    Are you this good at making friends in real life?

  • @BeamshipsRevenge - so are you the guy that has the BeamshipChristian account or not? and if so, how come you can't be funny like that all the time?

    what about the Yoda one, is that yours?

  • @BeamshipsRevenge - what about Jim Beamship, he seemed pretty funny as well. that one you?