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  • Ahhh... such humor caused by the uneducated!  Education & reason are what these pathetic people lack.

  • I was actually the videographer on this deposition. It took place at Lorance & Thompson law firm in Houston, Texas. It was the first depo I was taping by myself after training. I was always taught not to stop taping for any reason until the attorney said "let's go off the record"! Linda the large African American woman was later found guilty for 7 counts of insurance fraud. Alton her husband was found guilty of assault on me and spent 2 days in jail. No other charges were ever filed.

  • @BigTexasCHL First flying solo? If that's not baptism by fire I don't know what is. You are the unsung hero behind this clip. Props to you.

  • @BigTexasCHL

    I admire you for continuing the videotaping at some point AFTER the attack (presumably after you regained your composure -- I can't imagine the shock and trauma that man caused).

    What did the attorney's say to you after it was over? Did they come to your aid in the attack?

  • sorry what i dont get it - he got mad and kicked the stand thingy - which hit "momma" on the head - they run out and call an ambulance...

    so what the fuck is the problem?! it was his own fault for kicking the stand like that, yeah he was pissed off but thats no way to help the situation is it?

    then to kick out at the camera guy? although i think i would be pissed off with him - why the fuck is he sat there DOING NOTHING?! instead checking the tapes still rolling... what a wanker.

  • Sumbody call da ambalance... Somebody call da ambalance!

  • The only explanation for the mask I can come up with is that the fellow has some strong religious convictions regarding "graven images". I've heard this belief is still prevalent today in parts of the south.

  • oooooo lowd mah heed

  • 4:46 "back in febuerrrry" lolz

  • I blame whitey

  • SOMEONE CALL DA AMBER LAMPS!!

  • Oh Lawd, 16 people's head is bleedin'!

  • did the camera guy get attacked bc he caught the guy on tape w no mask?

  • @sumofat5 ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

  • God damn I hate the southern accent

  • Well the lawyer questioning the lady in blue WAS being dishonest trying to push her to agree to: "so you're refusing to answer any more questions".

    Poor old lady was despondent, it wasn't all fake. They brought a lot of it on themselves, but you gotta remember they started with next to nothing. If they act low-class and ignorant, it's because it's all they know.

  • None of those white people are even acting worried.

  • This is some funny shit.I cant stop laughing. This video belongs on the tv show most funniest video.

  • Typical. The lamp hit the lady due to the violence of her son, and they right away blame the other side. I smell a new lawsuit coming.

  • "oooooh lawd my head!"

    

  • I represent people like this all the time, and trust me, having a lawyer present would have made very little difference.

  • why are they in court??? Explain that...don't just put this on and giggle...this is sad NOT FUNNY

  • @Mspendragon72 From what I know, the lady in blue was putting a lawsuit on someone because of a car accident. I THINK what happened was she got confused about a detail of the accident and the opposing lawyers were trying to push the issue. Maybe she lied and slipped up a lie, maybe it was an honest mistake and an honest suit.

  • @hollyfromdallas ...Ok, thankyou Holly :)

  • Is this a deposition or a robbery?

  • no client is ever worth taking thismuch shit from these dumbasses

  • I saw this, in 1998, from someone who worked at this law firm.

    She wasn't a lawyer, she just worked there.

    It was best when the black guy asked if he could hide his face, then pulled out the stocking.!

    Funny!

  •  Someone call the amberlamps!!!

  • What's so funny is that they want to go to court to finish this so bad yet they don't realize that the lawyer will tear them apart one-by-one on the stand. There'll be a completely different picture when they get on the stand and can't be belligerent and feel more comfortable to act out because their friends are around.

    I've seen it a hundred times. Some idiotrefuses to cooperate until they're forced to by a judge then they get ripped to shreds on the stand. He was trying to do them a favor.

  • I'm sort of confused...the guy wearing the pantyhose knocks out the lady while acting "enraged" and instead of being by her side,at least half-assing that he is worried,he goes after the camera guy who had nothing to do(at least with splitting the lady's head open)can someone,or does any body know why???

  • The mental anxiety to what you called me is unpredictable :059

  • LMAO! @ 4:06 "call the ambulamb sir, call the ambulamb"

  • What is with you people with the comments defending this getto family. Have you no sense at all. It's like bringing the Clampet family to Beverly Hills.

  • SHEEEYIT!

  • L O L

  • "LAWD HAVE MUSSY! MAH HAID!"

    *Thud*

    At which point I begin laughing uncontrollably...

  • Seriously though, this is precisely what drives people to do this kind of stuff. Lawyers, prosecutors, judges, cops . . . They all try to word things so it confuses people and trips them up.

  • @KE4RWS

    As retarded as these people are, I tend to agree with you. They're up against a system that is designed against them (although, in this case, they probably deserve it) and people who know how to work the system . These defendants are like fish out of water. They don't have the skills to handle themselves with such adversaries. They're fighting back as best they can.

    They're wrong, of course, and the situation is ridiculous. But there is a bigger picture here.

  • @ex0pos Absolutely :)

  • @ex0pos I completely disagree. The justice system uses English just like everyone else; if these people are too stupid to understand it, it's their own fault. If they didn't understand what was going on, they should have gotten a lawyer. If they faced jail time, the state would have provided a lawyer, so I doubt they were any more than tangentially involved. What I see here is a group of bitter citizens who were scared because they didn't know what was happening.

  • @DeleteMeifyoucan So, they acted out and played the racism card and the harassment card just like they've been taught to their entire lives. Sadly, it worked. The situation turned from being a deposition into being a chaotic drama with her lying on the floor faking injuries that she can sue for later.

  • @ex0pos No excuse...I understand they are like fish out of water, but they chose to go in there without a lawyer of their own. The man's own rage is what caused the lamp to strike the woman whom I assume must be his wife. No one else struck the lamp but him. And then, to make it worse, he assaults the camera man. My guess is that he will probably end up in criminal court for assault, and they will loose whatever civil case they were in the middle of.

  • @ex0pos The bigger picture is that Average Negro IQ, in America, is approx 85 points. Average raw African IQ is between 60-70 points. (Amerkin Darky gots somma Massa's DNS. Jess enough to get really belligernts) I agree that Negroes do NOT belong in White society.

  • @ex0pos it could also be as it appears..the deponents are morons

  • @ex0pos please, there is no excuse for them getting violent. none. and I love the fact the guy got and knocked a light into his mother's head and the daughter tries to blame the side for it "see, what the hell you all doing to people!?!". I seriously question whether mother was as seriously hurt as she was acting. If they don't know how to handle themselves in this situation, it is only because their parents failed to raise them to have proper manners and class.

  • @warblerab Dood, did you even read my comment? I described these people as retards, in the wrong, and deserving of their situation. I called the entire situation ridiculous. How you perceived my comments as an "excuse" for violence is... weird?

    My point about the injustices of our justice system is entirely separate. Thought I made that clear enough.

    So, to clarify:

    1. These people are fucked.

    2. Our justice system is fucked.

    These two propositions are completely compatible.

  • @ex0pos I'm sorry I guess I was responding more towards KE4RWS rather than you. I also guess I misunderstood you and though you were excusing them more than you were. Again I'm sorry.

  • @warblerab Hey, no problem. It happens. Cheers!

  • @ex0pos Well you're wrong there. These people could have brought their attorney to the deposition. They chose not to. They are adults and no one should baby them or otherwise. The fact is that they came to the deposition with the intention of causing mayhem ghetto style while avoiding answering any questions. Why did they not want to answer any questions? Because they KNEW they were in the wrong. It's their fault, not the "system's" or anyone else's.

  • @KE4RWS It's not their fault these people are dumb and poor.

  • @KE4RWS SERIOUSLY! Dat English language beez seree-uzly rassis. Dat bez White Debbil language....n sheeyit...

  • @KE4RWS Don't lump lawyers in with fucking pig cops.

  • @Rooster1Cogburn That may be true . . .

  • @Rooster1Cogburn YEAH~! DON'T LUMP FUCKING PIG COPS WITH PARASITIC LAWYERS...SHAME ON YOU!!

  • Cahl da ambalanse

  • never let hood rats in the court room.

  • such beautiful fake crying.

  • does he have a sock on his head?

    is this some kind of show?

  • does he have a sock on his head?

    

  • this makes me happy... im glad someone documented how ignorant some people can be

  • Communication is everything and with out it ur lost in a world of mass confusion this most certainly is the represintation of BAD Culture and all that it reprecents Poverty,Public Schoolsl, Culture, and Judges with no BACKBONE, and Corupt Lawyers who use and abuse poor uneducated, intoxicated,

    Ppl for PROFIT aka MONEY aka PAYOFFS, Locol Gov-ment here is most certainly nothing but a circus side show by Liberal spinless WEAK DEMOCRATIC THUGS

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  • @TheJomogogo - Why must you even call them "Negros" instead of "Black People" ? You said if they were white they would be called "severely retarded". Why couldn't you have just said those people are severely retarded as well ??. My point being that anytime there is color it seems like this fact is immediately pointed out, especially when a "Black" person is involved.

  • @3593893 What I am trying to say is if you can see someone acting stupid or saying words incorrectly you simply have to say, "that person or people is or they are acting severely retarded. When I make a comment about someone the color NEVER come into play in my description, because color is not important. You must be fair.

  • @3593893 You're not from around here, are you.

  • @hollyfromdallas From Dallas no.

  • sweet....that's just what she needed. X-D

  • love the pointed hat

  • The guy came straight from work didn't have time to change his robbing bank's clothes and mask.

  • @TheRichestCadaver HA !!!!!!!

  • "I'm going to the internal revenues." -Priceless.

  • Nice conference room.

  • I like the way they were trying to create another injury case regarding the lamp until they noticed the video had likely captured that the male had hit momma in the head with the lamp.

  • amberlamps!!! call the amberlamps!!!!

  • why is the guy in the white shirt wearing stocking over his face? is he going to rob the place on the way out?

  • @bobbybroadcast - this isn't the whole video. Earlier before this part of the video the guy objected to being video taped and so he pulled the stocking from his pocket and put it over his head. And yes, the guy had a stocking ready to go in is pocket making it likely he is in fact a strong arm robber.

  • did that guy have a condom wraped on his head? this is funnies shit i've seen today. thank you for brightening up my day!

  • "The mental anxiety you have caused me is unpredictable."

  • @800988

    LOL "the mental anxiety you has caused me is inpredictable" negroes using big words they don't understand the meaning of.

    Gotta get an amberlamps.

  • @TheJomogogo How about people using big words. Why do you have to use the "short" variation of the N word. If they were white would you say the cracker or honky ???

  • my Bizzznessss its my Bizzznesssss

  • "Oooh, lawd, my haid!"

  • Dumbasses. Maybe these three assholes just had their first lesson in KARMA. Act like an ass, bad things happen. That old bitch deserved it!!!! Fucking low lifes.

  • @cdlcheck

    What's frightening is these people can vote and it counts the same as yours.

  • @TheJomogogo HAHA, indeed. There should be some sort of standardized assessment for the adequacy of voters.

  • You can tell the bitch in the blue was about to blame the attorneys and faded out when she probably remember the video was on....

  • Lord have mercy, my head bleedin!  The action starts at 3:50

  • Lord have mercy, my head bleedin!

  • People he has that stocking on his head so he can rob a liquor store after the deposition so he can pay his back taxes.

  • haha call da ambalamps

  • Uh, why is that moron wearing pantyhose on his head?

  • @Satchel334 He's probably got warrants. He knows about "legal counsel" NOT a lawyer.

  • @Satchel334 he had just come to the deposition from his job..i.e. liquor store robbing

  • This one deposition single-handedly made the entire book of legal tactics obsolete. You gettin' sued by someone who has video of everything and their lawyer is Greta Van Sustern? Just gets a mask!

  • Call the amber lamps!

  • call the amber lamps!

  • Marvin Zindler - hahaha!

  • Ehh... I can see how they were upset at the guy continuing to capture video after the light hit her - even moving so he could capture them on the ground. Note that the lawyers didn't help the woman on the ground or anything. Though the attack was not neccesary.

  • @meleniumshane90 I'm surprised the three of them didn't start throwing their feces at the lawyer.

    Massive chimp-out.

  • @TheJomogogo Wow... lol

  • the lawyer needs ebonic translator.

  • The biggest trash I've ever seen. Nothing but a drain on society.

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  • this was...omg!

  • Nice Blair Witch project move at the end.

  • this was just a mess

  • LMAO Is this clown wearing a stocking cap over his face????

  • ignorant idiots

  • does that idiot have a pantyhose on his head

  • @rank406 hahaha he didn't want his face on camera, so the lawyers asked him if he wanted a mask, but he said he had everything taken care of...and whips out some pantyhose from his pocket.

  • call the am-bah-lance! call the am-bah-lance! call the am-bah-lance!

  • This is NOT the dream that Martin Luther King had!

  • Belligerence , profanity , and obnoxiousness = Legal victory . Right ?

  • OW! LAWD HAVE MERCY! See what chall doin' tuh people round here! Call dah ambalamps!

  • Ghetto trash.

  • call da ambalamps!

  • i love this video... the ending is priceless...

  • AUNT ESTHER, anyone??

  • @Shirley872727 Fish eye'd fool.

  • Cops,Drug Dealers,Policians, Media, Lywyers and Bankers are all the same family we al know that .Ops I meant to say Liars :)

  • @hellospider you forgot realtors . long live Bad News !

  • and the moral of the story, boys and girls, stay in school and don't smoke crack.

  • "Do whatever the hell you want to do with the shit because I don't give a damn."

    {smack!}

    "Lord, have mercy. My head."

  • @gadude73 See what ya'll doing to people?" Cause answering questions in in a White Debbil deposition gonna make a Nigguh fall out...

  • coon

  • cherry pits for brains

  • FAIL.

  • From 3:52 on, I had perma-grin on my face! First word out of her mouth she blamed the law office.

    Quote:

    Man: Do whatever the hell you wanna do with the shit because I dont' give a damn!

    Woman: ".......that's in Feba-ware-ri. **WHACK** Ow. Lord have mercy! Ooh, Lawd my head! See whats how ya'll doin ta people round here! Oh, my head's bleedin!" (not the Lawyer's fault, but she blamed the lawyers. Didn't take responsibility)

    One word: typical.

  • I fissin to go to internal revenue

  • @biowerks - lol

  • She needs a good tazering to set her "skraight".

  • Guy kicks lamp, falls onto ladies head causes woman in purple to say "This is what yall doin to people"

  • lol feels like i was watching a zombie flick at the end...scary lol

  • And who said the law can't be fun huh?

  • owned!

  • Eric Holder":I have confidence in our legal system"........although this group might be worse than Al Queda.....

  • Black people be soooo funny

  • lmfao

  • This is priceless.Was he wearing a panty hose stocking thing on his head LOL.

  • call the amber lamps!!

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  • @richiesking LOL you wouldn't say that to there face would you?

  • Great, this dumbass can now add assault charges to whatever other trouble he's in

  • Why that boy try and kill his momma?

  • poor camera man, who won the fight

  • this is why most blacks are in jail

  • I love it. The good old American mentality of "Everyone's fault but mine" that we just keep perpetuating by letting people get away with whatever they want as long as they yell and refuse to listen long enough that everyone one else just wants to shut them up.

  • OH LAWD....lmao

  • Whoever shouts the longest, the loudest and with the most profanity wins. Welcome to the Beauty of the american court system.

  • Ha ha 3:47 guy kicks lamp that falls on fat lady's head. Other woman says "see what y'all doin' to people"?

  • WoW!

  • in a nutshell, i don't agree with you spam 91504.

    if all blacks were inferior why have they proven themselves in every field of sports, study and career?

    by the way, what corporation do you work for?

    do they know that you are speaking publicly (and internationally) on their behalf in reference to their "illegal" hiring practices?

    why don't you go ahead and bring it all out into the light, here on youtube?

    you started, why not finish?

  • "we" brought "them" to our country?

    it's "our" fault?

    "we" assuming you mean whites, are as much to blame for blacks being in america as blacks are to blame for the problems of present day society.

    "we" weren't alive during the period when blacks were brought to america as slaves and only a VERY SMALL PERCENTAGE of blacks contribute to the perpetuation of negative sterotyping.

    very similar to the VERY SMALL PERCENTAGE of whites that perpetuate our negative stereotyping.

  • your the ones who brought them to your land, there's no reciept.

  • OUCH!!! Lord have mercy! Ohh lawd, my head!

  • LMAO..I feel kinda evil, but that was SO frickin funny... =D Did not see that coming..=O

  • Typical what?

  • What a joke. She wants to go to court like this. HAHA I want to see the actual court case. You cannot go to a deposition refuse to answer questions and then claim you were harassed. I am not a lawyer and I know this I hate people who act like they know what they are doing in court, I would never ever ever go to a deposition without a lawyer.

  • Who in god's name left their cages unlocked?!

  • call the ambulamb sir call the ambulamb

  • I gonna rescind my law school apps and do something else with myself

  • No go to law school please. Someone has to deal with these people. That would suck. Plus you work your ass off and have some retards telling you how the law works like whoever was running this deposition.

  • Too bad the falling lamp wasn't heavier... and knocked her out cold, lol. *note: one is not that badly injured if one can still wail and screech. A genuine sever head injury renders one less talkative.* Wish there was video of her visiting the IRS, lol.

  • TNB right der TNB

  • This is the reason why stupid morons should not be allowed to breed. Why pass on stupid! Other than that I guess we can all sit back and laugh at how these 2 legged slugs live out their lifes.

  • is tjis a hold up lol

  • knocked his own mom... jesus,,, whata noob

  • call the "amblance".

    OH lawrdy what we gonna do? da done cached us on da camra!

    ignorant ass people like this should not be allowed to breed!

  • HAHAHAHA!

  • OMG, he knocks the lamp over and hits her in the head, and the girl in the blue prom dress blames the guy off camera.

    I'm gonna call the internal revenue! I'm gonna call the internal revenue and you will lose your license 'cause da way you did me! LOL!

  • More stupid people I have never encountered....the guy wants to wear a mask during the deposistion???

  • lamp hits her in the head, she starts bawling. probably thought that she could sue someone for it - not realizing it was her own relative who caused it. woops!

  • Ha, haaaaaa.........!!!!

    Talk about karma, except the last part. I hope that scumbag did a lot of jail time for punching the camera man..!!

  • i bet their glad they did get that on tape.

  • I recommend interrogatories.

  • funniest comment on here

  • "the mental anxiety you have caused me is unpredictable" ? WTF does that mean, LOL.