Internet Trolls Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number!

[warcry2504]

0:47 dat ass

[Fuckskinnybitches]

@warcry2504 You must be black.

[bizarrejosh30]

that looks like an unborn fetius and im not going to eat it hahaha

[RickyRedJr]

Bitch i look like goku..! Tralalalala

[ssssroryssss]

hahaha 02:01 "FAP FAP FAP FAP"

[MVC3WIN]

@rubbahduckedfromhell ADD THIS FAGGOT HERE TO TROLL HIM,HE EIS PISSED EASILY,PLEASE,IM A FAT MOFO SO PLEASE ITS MY LIFEWISH

[BerndHhn]

EPIC FAIL!!!

[Diamondbug]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Diamondbug]

U jelly? U jelly? ....... U jelly? :D

[kiyahturner]

hey sorry man, i was flirting with your girlfriend ;)

[bballberryman]

both top comments are the same.......... justin beibers gay. that should change tht

[OrgiLiciouS]

she said 909 at 2:55 not 911

[ImbaFreez]

that dude got a one piece shirt 2:05 nice

[ImbaFreez]

it's over 9000!!! haha

[sephirotharsy6]

guys i need help. theres this super hot milf who comes to pick her kid up. i go to pick up my brother. im 19 so i dont want a serious relationship with her, just friends. she isnt married and she isnt seeing anyone (i can tell). so do i even approach her? do i even say anything to her?

[APEwithSHADES]

i was drinking milk while watching this...................not a good idea

[otasatiek]

jason looks like one of the guys from vengaboys

[Reggaeman72]

whats the song called? BOOM BOOM UHU UHU

[balanar622]

Bitch i look like Goku!

[AimToBeAsGoodAsMe]

RIP zyzz

[rushitelj]

2:32 how to pickup a gypsy

[FireVortex720]

3:05- LOLOLOLOLOL OMG HAHAHAHA

[V4L3R102]

misc presence

[helll0a]

2:12 ARMPIT HAIR!!

[WinkyMaeve]

this is retarded and fake.

[Irockmarkdowns]

@WinkyMaeve

no u

[PenguinsRuleThaWorld]

O___O

That's really the only possible respone to this.

[yunoismaiwaifu]

luls ebin wang intdrnmnet mem SO FUNY xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A GRAT ON XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD sSUK A NRRRRRRRRREDDD LMOA SOO FUNNU LE MEME xDXDDDXDxDDDXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD IZ EPIOKC WING DUD IS LE SO UNNY I PEED MY PATN JBUT NOT MUCH JUS A LITLE xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD LMAOALALOOTROLLINEPICLULZDUDLM­AOXDDDDDTHIS IS SO FUCKING ORIGINAL HAHAHAHAHAXDDDD

[BusquedaBlues]

@yunoismaiwaifu

Jesus you're an aspie.



[BusquedaBlues]

@yunoismaiwaifu

Are you fat by the way?

[ReDeVil10100]

2:00 fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[Sofiarocks776]

please stop repeating jokes. We get it. They're funny.

[Heavykiller1]

2:41 "Oh my Gawd I just jizzed my pants"

God these guys are awesome.

[JGFriction98]

You Should Totally do one with Pokemon references XD or use Team Fortress 2 achievements to pick up girls haha

[TenebrousLyke]

It must be fun to be a guy. :/

[TwilightTheCreator]

@TenebrousLyke LOL

you just made me say LOL in caps

do you realize how gay that sounds? i NEVER say "lol" in caps, but with that comment, i just had to say it. it's all your fault. why do you do this?

[06goldman06]

Does anyone know where mirin my aesthetics is from ?

[CardioHealth]

@06goldman06 Zyzz, the father of aesthetics, son of zeus and brother of hercules

[WiggaMachiavelli]

@CardioHealth

And a gigantic faggot.

[lheid4]

2:13 holy shit is that armpit hair???

[albertjenajbolji]

cool story bro... tell it again

[Flakoswaqq23]

TODAY I STEPPED UP TO A GIRL AND STARTED TALKING TO HER JUST LIKE THESE PEOPLE DO

I GOT HER NUMBERR !!! :D THANKS SIMPLE PICK UP

[VonVidovix]

skyrim lines/theme callout!

[11Kukulcan]

haha this shit is pretty funny...cool story bro

[pmic2011]

4:38 mmmm that ASS.........

[TheSuperMegaSniper]

You have the biggest balls..

[OrionisBeta]

1,337,440 views. That sounds about right.

[jajajavareful]

"you look like goku!"

[10000Sam00001]

The word awkward just isn't enough...

[dispacct1]

The consequences will never be the same xDDDDD

[Hispanicauzinpanic]

Damn that taks some balls lol.

[electronikita]

/b/ took to the street?

[GoldenGhost42]

Come at me BRO!!!!

[MrFlyingflipflop]

hahah the ending was hilarious



[billyball2]

they should do one where they just swear as much as possible

[shitstains5000]

2:44 --- 914, westchestaaaaaaaaa ALL DAYYYYYYYYYYYY......U MAD BRO?

[TakeTehTip]

Okay whats your number? "911" LOL

[MrGlynification]

2:48 - Pokédex Number 143 appears!

[CaptainIgglypuff]

I DONT get fapfapfap or ujelly

[intoxsik]

@CaptainIgglypuff "Fap"'s supposed to mimic the sound of a dude masturbating. If someone's fapping, he's jacking off.

Ujelly basically means "You jealous?" in an annoying troll form.

[MrYahya0101]

how the hell can you do that in the cafeteria??!!! HATS OFF GUYS

[CoReyTHeDeVogeL93]

2:00 lol fap fap fap

[MrJahrob]

4:15 thats where Kassem G does "California on"

[SnoXxY94]

2:55 - What is your number?... 911????????

[edhusse]

@SnoXxY94 909 dicktard

[SnoXxY94]

@edhusse wow umad bro??? :P it is kinda a joke if u didnt notice.. it just sounded funny!

[lionw8]

2:42 thats where KassemG makes his interviews :D

[iJakobLanglois]

Bitch I look like Goku, my power level is over 9000.

[Lapkap]

faggots

[PlagaXTifi]

@Lapkap U MAD????

[scarrrrrrrr]

Like if you are aware

Misc!

[friedCHICKENnipple]

stupid asian ofcourse u cant pick up

[boab23]

2:28 " sorry man, i was flirting with your girlfriend" , Damn that takes balls !!!!

[Scownage]

Girl in the grey shirt was mirin when he walked up to his victim in the intro

[rosenborg7]

nice pic-up line guys; My favorite color is green

[davidsor6]

WHY I CANT WATCH THE 1ST AND 2ND EPISODES OF GET HER NUMBER! SERIES, IT, SAYS IS A PRIVATE VIDEO, IM ALREADY SUBSCRIBE, AND I REMEMBER ONE VIDEO WAS THE ONE DRESSED UP AS "CLOWNS" PLEEASSSSEE PUT IT BACK UP OR PUT IT ON YOUR WEBPAGE

[s2player]

The video tags for this starts with VAGiQ. Vagina magic...

[LordChocolateHEATS]

"BITCH! I look like GOKU, my power level is like OVER 9000"

im def using this one

[FrescaBand]

2:57 "What's your number?" "911..."

[edhusse]

@FrescaBand 909 dingleberry

[embran]

Make eye contact, look good, make her laugh, make her feeling familiar with you and then ask for phone number. U will never get it if you go for it straight away, would if u were a girl? of course not

[SmarteJakob]

cool story bro tell it again... hahahahaha cracked me up

[winnerbaby44]

u jelly?

u jelly?

u jelly?

ahahaha

[cchhrriiss825]

I usually troll congress meetings

[manish330i]

gjdm

[themaster91156]

sorry man i was flirtin with your girlfriend

[crazylilnig89]

"U MAD BRAH"

Zyzz

[WhoElseButKris]

Nicely done Jessi!

[rushitelj]

RIP ZYZZ <3

[MaxToTheMax94]

the beginning was so funny LOL

[Srslol]

ZYZZ BRAH!

[trueballa1515]

BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU lmfao

[mistak]

"Alright excuse me, can has anyone been as far, even as decided to use, even go, want to do look more like?" LOL

[OzakiRain]

his shirt. lol

[SirInTheZONE]

OMFG U LEFT OUT ARROW IN THE KNEEE omfg lol thats the best line in the wORLD lol

[stoutishpayload]

@SirInTheZONE ummmm look at the date of this.........

[SirInTheZONE]

@stoutishpayload ah lol truee :/ arrow in the knee came out not to long ago :/

[gurutabs]

@SirInTheZONE The video was uploaded half a year before skyrim...

[CJSIZZLE14]

at 3:00 I thought she said her phone number was 911

[PICADALOL]

4:40 "Hello..u mad?" i laughed so hard....omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MyAmbition21]

She Said Her Number Is 911

2:56

[MyAmbition21]

He Said

'Bitch I Look Like Goku' at 1:15

 Lmao :)

[vidmunkey]

has anyone as been as far and even decided to use even go look more alike

[urbanvancity]

"I know you mirin my aesthetics" ZYZZ WAS HERE

[MymemoryisRAM]

@urbanvancity get out of here aussie

[crazylilnig89]

@urbanvancity

ahhh HELL YEA!!!!!!!!

[drukenhard]

You guys should make yourselves ugly then try to pick up....just to show it can be done!

[ezbg]

i gotta go to caliiiiiiii....jelly of all this

[vaz18foo]

like around 4:26 you could hear someone sneeze in the background or em i just tripping out?

[Ace12341]

Honestly that last girl looked sexy, even though the last part was the funniest u sud of def tried to get her #

[killenmedskillzen]

Pick up girls while pretending to be homeless, make the impossible possible!

Keep up the awesomeness!

[BBB604]

you guys have BALLS

[Klaxsoccer12]

HI MY NAME IS KONG MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN LOLLLLL

[HeciruaM91]

Why is there a cut at 0:16

[moeali777]

lmfao the asian guy is hilarious

[MrSuperbigmac9669]

Notice the girl gave her number and said "911"

[1doctorhobo]

Its funny in all their videos the asian guy strikes out the most

[comoutsid]

Lmao anyone else notice his shirt?? MOAR

it doesn't mean MORE

it means Mother Of All Retards!!

[TacticalHunter1]

The beginning :D

Best 4-chan quote 

[henri1234567890]

pick up girls at a beach etc wearing borat mankini.

[iknoucit3]

the last one with kong was the best xD "what if it was meant to be!?" *reaches out for her*

[MrCutieTuber]

solid effort boyzz

[ilikewaffleslolpwned]

lol " Taykor Lautner? Bitch, I look like Goku, my power level's like over 9000!"

[rashiga12345]

FAP FAP FAP FAP :D

[voorst2]

zyzz

[iPwnNItRO]

@voorst2 It been exactly 6 months today :((

sickest cunt ever!

[ghosthusler]

4:38 Dat ass..

[easternhero255]

What if all those girls told them the wrong number? Successful troll is Successful.

[treydog3000]

Its ok its fine what your number...

ok um... its 911

Uhuhh....

[The0121Soldier]

Cool story bro, tell it again

[HalfricanItalian]

Lettuce be cereal, 4:38 and onwards was the funniest thing ever.

[RainbowSixEpicures]

Hello, u mad? xD

[cliff1255]

what does u jelly mean?

[PirateSkitchan]

@cliff1255 It means "Are you jealous?"

[C0DBlack0psVidz]

Sorry man, I´m just flirting with your gf, that made me sht ma pants. xD

[AgGResSiiON]

You're absolutely adorable, I just wanted to say hi. Is this your boyfriend?

No.

Hi, I'm Jason.

Lawls

[MsM4carbine]

2:10 is that... IS THAT UNDERARM HAIR!!!???

[MrGill0116]

lol jesse was runnin shit

[RaYxRaY559]

That is the place where KassemG interviews! :D

[RealNewman]

fap fap fap fap....

[deathvessel1]

You're on the meta picture.

[ipodojunkie]

thats calpoly pomona....thumbs up if you noticed!!

[letsgotowar1]

bitch, i look like GOKU! my power levels like over 9000...

[KayZeeFx]

4:38 misc brah?

[liljosh512]

I see you Mirin'. R.I.P. Zyzz...

[NextBigBodyBuilder]

did anyone else hear that girl say 911 for the begenning of her number?

[mokalatte02]

waffles? don't you mean carrots?

[Coolguyuno1]

Epic

[24Dmalik]

ok ...my name is kong..... my favorite color is green

[thewilmer13]

672 is my GOD DAMN TOWN

[shtdragon]

Are these guys idiots? There's no way I'll date 2 girls at same time. That's too much trouble.

[MasterTheFear]

@shtdragon Pickup isn't about dating lots of girls. It's about fucking lots of girls

[KrunchyKibblesGaming]

This is painful to watch lolol

[slistro]

pickup girls outside when its really really cold, come to canada!

[92MattGM]

this was fucking hilarious.

[92MattGM]

I dont understand "Consequences will never be the same" Whats it from?

[notarealcow]

 Jason"cool can i get your number" Girl"ok its 911" XD

[iloveyoumrfrodo]

You guys are fucking awesome and a great inspiration as non-sleazy flirts that are actually hilarious. Neil Strauss has NOTHING on ya'll.

[chrizles]

rip zyzz. forever mirin

[itsmejimmyteehee]

help i cannot find jimmy and the magic spaghetti

[Amitlnd]

u aware?

[ptvrox]

2:58

"what's your number?"

...

"9-1-1" lol

[lyles32386]

He does resemble wolf boy lautner tho