Slow Computers Suck!

[wendelloliver662]

dude ur the best but my computer is not that high graphict but it sure is fucking fast

[kurtsalvador755]

U got realtek HD audio as well? awesome

[alfreddean5117]

ye bro!! im using avast and it is THE shit!! (meaning awesome)

[aaronchick7884]

dose this makes games run faster?

[elizap7155]

nice video mate :)

[fredericlewis55]

Nice presentations

[pedrocalderon315]

Yes I agree!

[doylearthurt7881]

Did I mention Workstation? That one, too.

[seanrichard5514]

omg fuck off hes going at a steady pace your a retard

[theodorea9112]

just search svhosts.exe 100% on google and you'll see a bunch of people complaining. I know it's a generic service, but services are not unprone magically to memory leaks or viruses. People should inspect their services and disable unneeded ones to prevent such issues. for the IEXPLORER.EXE virus (all caps) it has a service that protects the virus and recreates it on startup if deleted.

[edwardfrank3253]

it's nvidia control panel -_-...

[alfreddean5115]

Very helpful~

[brianalcuin91252]

informative, i'll try it

[douglasdarwin7514]

If you want to make your Windows XP machine run faster: Go to My Computer/ C: Drive/ WINDOWS/? and delete the system32 folder. LOL

[seanrichard5515]

jimmy is the fuckin man.

[fredericlewis51]

I like the content...I am not too savvy with computers ...so I get help from my wife and folks like you....keep up the good work!

[dianamyers7157]

Hello..Im system engeener..except tweaks on services if u want to boot your comp faster you can try wiht prefetch folder..its on your sistem drive..system load everything that is in that folder in system memory at start up..and it put it ond the outer tracs which are faster..system automatick configure that prefetch folder but you can do that also on ur own :)

[mauriceg4111]

zoom the fuck out damn

[emiliog7114]

he's alright, he does the basic/rough tutorial for user's that might not know as much as if you know keep it to yourself, the new learners should figure it out, by [:watching this video

[homerjohn659]

lol bad memory coudnt u jest coy and past

[louisamay5117]

nc vid helped alot

[fredericlewis55]

Blackviper is great for all services tweaking.

[dianamyers7155]

thanx man,u helped me alot :]

[howardadler1514]

Ya but if you can't see the whole view when he clicks off the screen then it doesn't really matter.

[laurencet2774]

lol, those instructions are funny. if you really need to make those to make your computer run faster, its because.. ibviously you need to buy a better computer.. LOL.. when you have to lower the graphical rendering of windows xp to make it perform fast, you really need a better machine

[laurencet2771]

People disable everything but your ANTI VIRUS. Your mouse and stuff will configure automatically, If you have XP.

[charlesadams7515]

mac can suck my dick, its called alienware ass fucker. hahahah suck a big black one bitch

[brianalcuin91254]

Windows dosent have to look like a circus to work. In my opinion, it looks better with less effects.

[charlesadams7512]

lol

[theodorea9115]

he sounds like he gonna cry like y

[alfreddean5117]

old news.

[howardadler1515]

Wow, this was very useful. Thanks! -.^' 5*****

[graceedward768]

oh cool thanks, that's what my fellow forum friends told me, it's probly about the IE configuring or was it firefox. nvm thanks anyways

[charlesadams7517]

tnx man

[dianajames8885]

uhhh how

[seanrichard5512]

i did this when i was 12

[kurtsalvador752]

lol nvm i got it, was because if you drag it from the start menu from the desktop it will not bring up the menu, i dunno why im not to good with comps.

[lloydfred8115]

lmao you're crazy. Apparently you've never seen svhosts.exe using 100% cpu WHICH IT CAN. I've made windows services before and I know I can make a trojan or something that sends out spam emails fairly easily. Microsoft gives piss poor descriptions for their services which I mentioned in services.msc. You seem to know nothing about XP despite your name

[mauriceg4116]

The Start-Run-MSCONFIG tool is a man's best friend.

[homerjohn654]

thank you, lol this helped me for Gmod 10 ^^

[kurtsalvador756]

what do you mean by 'giugal' ? new search engine ?:)

[dianajames8883]

Hey nice work man, Very well done!

[emiliog7112]

wa you must be administrator to do that

[elizap7154]

it is nice and it works! but it is stil windows:))! alternatives? linux? emulators for it? how about a tutorial?

[kurtsalvador752]

Its awsome that he acctuly cares about us =)

[alfreddean5116]

I would NOT recommend turning off Services unless you Absolutely know what you are doing, you can really mess up your comp.

[howardadler1512]

Use autoruns it makes it a lot faster.

[kurtsalvador754]

i have 18gb lol :D

[doylearthurt7881]

damn yo his pc is fast

[abbeyh1617]

thx, really good, my computer real fast now!

[aaronchick7887]

This is a really clear tutorial. Thanks.

[clarencet6114]

firefox is based on nescape but safari for windows is ok and quite stable

[elizap7157]

Big deal..

[pedrocalderon315]

You are giving inaccurate advice based on information you do not understand. The guide you recommend the

[homerjohn659]

thanks for the info

[mauriceg4114]

-.- lol... so the video tell sus to google somin we dont know? wow whatta genious

[brianalcuin91252]

dude your going to fast next time take your time to explain

[theodorea9117]

on msconfig thing.. i got this virus from msn (people sending me links) and it shows on my msconfig startup thing it shows something thats called 'spool' and 'wkssvc' trying to get rid of it.. cause yea.. virus -.-

[laurencet2773]

can i do both of them at once?

[clarencet6113]

you can do anything you put your mind to, except articulate what's in your head or what specifically you're talking about.

[BrianAlcuin91255]

You're a moron that knows nothing about comps that's why I keep blocking you. You think programs that open on startup only affect boot time. You think windows services can't get memory leeks or eat the cpu due to programming errors. You one of those idiots that's all talk and no experience. I'm sure you've done well fixing your moms computer but it's not good enough to convince me.

[aaronchick7881]

I love windows xp, but why does windows make it so hard to get it to its peek performance. I guess they want people like you to make videos

[pedrocalderon311]

heres a easier way to make your computer run fast, GET A MAC!

[fredericlewis56]

nice, cool...

[wendelloliver662]

burn lol

[aaronchick7884]

hey jimmy, thats not very nice,i ask u cause i dont know sh1t bout cpu's, all u gotta say is no, hojala el ke se muera sea tu Familia

[graceedward766]

does this work for windows vista?

[emiliog7114]

Cool, a very helpful video.

[brianalcuin91256]

nope nvidia control panel from my graphics card

[laurencet2771]

good job!

[brianalcuin91256]

Very good

[edwardfrank3256]

Interesting.

[kurtsalvador757]

lol nvcpl.exe is a trojan

[howardadler1514]

lol now my computer looks like windows 98 hmm...

[homerjohn657]

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[seanrichard5515]

You can disable any non microsoft . Just google the service name before disabling it to see what it is. You probably don't want to disable your wireless card, laptop touch pad, etc.

[alfreddean5117]

-You will deserve a very bad karma for thisbr/-Jimmy has contributed a lot before ur born br/-He is much more worthy than u ( dickhead )

[howardadler1515]

bury it. find it a month later. This will increase processing by 40% do to built up scillicate and the earth's electromagnetic fields.

[aaronchick7881]

thanks

[homerjohn657]

Or you could not waste your time and just go pub lol

[homerjohn655]

this is not modding, it's safe as long as you don't disable microsoft services, at least without knowing what they do

[theodorea9114]

DUDE YOU ARE AWESOME! :) and you make it so clear :) JIMMY RULES :D

[aaronchick7881]

Thanks Jimmy. This was very kind of you to help with a common problem.

[geraldmanley7776]

Ok in my Msconfig Services i have everything checked right but alot say stopped and some say running do i uncheck the stopped ones or don't I.

[dianamyers7155]

I got a lot of errors, thanks for the help

[homerjohn656]

very good, It's hard to find trustworthy videos.

[pedrocalderon315]

teleport to the future and buy a quantum computer.

[alfreddean5115]

This is like modding any consoles to hack something. Like Hard Modding. There's a chance you can break or crash your computer right?

[graceedward769]

did you type regedit? if you didn't then thats probably why. if you want to go on it manually, then go to your c:/ drive click windows and scroll down untill you see regedit, thats the program you need.

[emiliog7111]

uuhhh nice ^^

[laurencet2776]

THANKS FOR THE HELP !!!!

[alfreddean5111]

The first one makes your comp look pretty bad...but thanks for the rest

[pedrocalderon311]

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES! If you do not? copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hoursbr/-sorry

[clarencet6112]

WOW cool my COMP is realy fast man thank you very much work like that dude NICE

[douglasdarwin7516]

thank you very mutch man

[abbeyh1623]

what camera program are u using how do i get it?

[kurtsalvador754]

same here

[doylearthurt7885]

try going to go to a folder. go to tools

[seanrichard5512]

Thanks man, you rock.

[graceedward770]

oi TWAT U ARE 1 DICK HEAD PEOPLE THICK U ARE A DICK HEAD I MADE 400 OF THEN AND IF U WOT THEN I SILL SEND ALL OF THEM AND I HAVE A SOFT WEAR THAT CAN GET IN YOU PC AND I WILL CRASH YOU PC WITH THEN AND THERE NOT FAKE

[kurtsalvador753]

the 1st bit is a lil interesting actually

[homerjohn657]

Damn, your videos are useful. Thanks!

[elizap7154]

i bet nobody died yet

[howardadler1511]

you have something severley wrong with your head.

[abbeyh1617]

we hear only your voice...are you god?!br/lol good stuff my compy is wayyy faster now

[wendelloliver661]

damn good video thanks jimmy :)

[louisamay5114]

this was helpful thx

[mauriceg4116]

Cool, it seemed to speed my Windows XP PC computer up a lot!br/Thanks!!

[kurtsalvador756]

cant stand windows home

[kurtsalvador751]

very good video for introduction to hardcore porno

[clarencet6114]

Thanks. Very cool.

[edwardfrank3253]

thx =) 5/5

[abbeyh1619]

this is excellent for slow running pcs. the difference is amazing after following this tutorial. well done Jimmy R.

[dianamyers7156]

that is soooooooo stupid.......

[dianajames8885]

i have tryed linux ubuntu and its very cool...br/But i switched back to XP so i could keep gain experience .. with help from you :!

[louisamay5113]

even though i knew all this, thanks anyways

[lloydfred8115]

Thanks that helped out a bit

[geraldmanley7774]

is it same for windows vista

[wendelloliver667]

thank you

[mauriceg4113]

lol, o, but im sure like beginer user's should already know about that, i think, no trouble boss

[doylearthurt7883]

The prformance settings works for vista also.

[kurtsalvador751]

Learn how to spell

[doylearthurt7882]

oxymoron

[theodorea9112]

no it legal just becuas eits usefull dont make it illegal btw dude they put that on there that way if the owner of the pc wanted to they could gowd your full of it lol

[mauriceg4116]

Install norton anti-virus and then uninstall it then reboot your system reply what happen next.

[mauriceg4113]

kick ass dude

[clarencet6111]

wtf every1 has got dat cursor

[pedrocalderon312]

i found him extremely slow. so slow i watched two other videos at the same time.

[alfreddean5114]

I have like 224!! Lol be happy

[graceedward771]

hey jimmy what's the effect of disabiling services? , does that mean a program i disable on service's won't work?

[laurencet2776]

Check out my animations, they rock. Subscribe to get more.

[laurencet2775]

He don't clicks outside the

[geraldmanley7773]

ack! no one listen to him!!!!!!!!!! it will fux up your system!!

[seanrichard5513]

i hate it when i have to ddo that ! it's a horrible graphic 4 windows

[abbeyh1622]

when i hit properties in the begining i dont get the same menu as this. why?

[kurtsalvador752]

...I Don't Really Belive These Things, But Anything To Make A Dream Come True Here It Is:

[abbeyh1619]

Very helpful.

[doylearthurt7887]

jimmy your the best manbr/How do u know all this stuff?br/Could u make an windows movie maker tutorial please?

[howardadler1516]

Hi Jimmy , Since Looking At Your Tutorials Ive Learned A Lot , Just Want To Say Thank You Very Mutch

[howardadler1513]

thanks but what does it decide this on?br/just your specs or like if i open loads and loads of programs will it switch br/i think that happened at some older PCs at school lol you click save and everything stops !

[theodorea9116]

Or just buy a fast as hell pc, when i boot up i see the windows logo for 2 seconds then i'm on the desktop :P

[louisamay5116]

4/5

[dianajames8887]

There's a difference between windows services, and windows services made by microsoft. I guess you can't understand the difference with your infinite knowledge and you continue to insanely assume microsoft made windows services are the only windows services. Windows services can be made pretty quickly using visual studio or borland c builder. 3rd party services can easily have memory leeks and issues. 15 years of experience and you still suck you fucktard.

[brianalcuin91256]

wtf!

[geraldmanley7772]

there is another way to free up space too. Go into your recycle Bin properties. the recycle bin automatically sets aside 10% of your harddrive for garbage. check it out. (PCWorld)

[alfreddean5116]

ist a good video

[aaronchick7883]

cool video it works for my toshiba lap top as well

[wendelloliver661]

Cheers!

[aaronchick7885]

wtf are you talking about, with a lot of ram or very little you should cleanup the startup shit. It's pointless having your computer work harder just to make things minimally more visual.

[lloydfred8112]

what a complicated

[laurencet2774]

i have 2.0GB of RAM

[aaronchick7883]

check it out to actually optimize your pc, using more than just 1 tool. lot more indepth.

[geraldmanley7775]

Try with an administrator account. If you are on one, bet it is a virus that's impeding you to manage your own computer. If you are on a computer at work, it may have been customised for a limited privilege account.

[elizap7155]

LMAO

[doylearthurt7882]

U have to go to control panel find, helping control opitions, choose mouse, then tip the use the keyboard as mouse or sumtin' then configuration to cursor run faster or slower, then u can use number keyboard i mean the right number keyboard no that above letters, have a fun, xox

[fredericlewis55]

never knew about that ctrl f thing, knew the rest tho and well worth doing, ended up turning half the stuff off bcuz most its useless for me

[pedrocalderon312]

?????filha da puta es uma merda karalho!!!!

[graceedward767]

its neo

[aaronchick7886]

dope....the force be with you.

[dianajames8884]

lol i did it even tho my comp was already top speed. Thanks for the tips

[aaronchick7881]

yeaah, thank you!! this helped me really much

[mauriceg4116]

haha

[mauriceg4115]

you need firefox... it has a google toolbar lol but the address bar works the same. sometimes for straigtforward words it does

[theodorea9114]

or install dos 6.4 only lol

[alfreddean5117]

cool vid... disabling those services can be a tricky little task. Ive shut off more then a few wifi cards in my time by accident xDbr/but it's not too hard to figure it out and reenable the service, just takes time @_@

[mauriceg4113]

are you using windows 2000? if do then your os doesnt have msconfig

[elizap7155]

lol nw ur jus been stupid, u dont no how fast i typed that! :P

[clarencet6116]

lol

[howardadler1516]

do you know how to make Windows xp run 9999999% faster?????

[howardadler1517]

Correctly, because otherwise the Windows does not function any longer optimally or booted!

[howardadler1511]

Thats a good way of makin' the comp run faster, also, along with that run defragmenter located at Start -

[theodorea9112]

That is SO true...

[kurtsalvador753]

Really fuckin' fast.

[seanrichard5515]

Thanks dude, you rule

[louisamay5111]

jimmyr your hardwork make my job easy. I teach my friends using your video technic. Thank you for sharing it here.

[alfreddean5112]

more a

[mauriceg4111]

damn!!!( I have russian xp pro,so how I gonna du this?

[alfreddean5111]

i dont think its any big deal 3 laptops 2 desk tops idk my grandparents just arient poor lol

[graceedward771]

??? ????? ???!

[abbeyh1618]

thanks alot dude, i've always wanted to get rid of that Security Center on my Tray :)

[edwardfrank3252]

The best thing to do for your virtual memory is to set both the minimum and maximum to one good amount, this improves performance so windows doesn't have to keep changing the size of the paging file to accommodate your programs.

[clarencet6113]

hey jimmy thats pretty cool and all but there's a more easy....i read it once in a stuff magazine.....but i can't remember which one it was....but its there your way does work and its easy...but yet again its kinda complicated for some

[seanrichard5513]

i've noticed that some of the people who comments trash doesnt even know how to spell their words right.. haha!! LOL!br/you're great dude!. dont mind those jerks!

[emiliog7116]

I Typed MSCONFIG and it say

[graceedward772]

WEIRD VOICE......